From what we’ve seen happening in the world so far, no pandemic can ever stop the pundemic! In these trying times, jokes are among a small handful of things we still have control over. The others are which PJ’s you wear for work o'clock and wine o'clock.

And for this reason, the newest coronavirus jokes of the week are in! Compiled by Bored Panda and executed by some of the wittiest minds on the internet, the gems are at your service. Consume recklessly, because a little comedy never killed nobody.

And if you need another dose of feel-good laughter, you know where to look: part 1, part 2, part 3, part 4, part 5, and part 6. You’re welcome.

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Hans
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7 months ago

Corona might have one good outcome: people FINALLY learn to mute themselves in virtual meetings when not talking.

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Zara VP
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7 months ago

HAHA this needs to be up-voted a thousand times over!

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Foxxy (The Original)
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7 months ago

Aww, that is sweet.

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Bored Panda contacted Ariane Ling, a clinical instructor in the the Department of Psychiatry at NYU Langone Health, who told us about the toll the current crisis has on our emotional state. It turns out that harnessing a sense of humor during this time is one of the most effective strategies to cope with unpleasant feelings.

Ling explained that there are both short-term and long-term benefits of cracking a joke now and then amid the crisis. “It helps to manage and tolerate stress in the moment while also maintaining perspective and resilience moving forward.” Humor is one creative way of coping rather than avoiding and going into denial about things.

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Foxxy (The Original)
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7 months ago

No point changing your mind coz you speak too much truth.

Colin L
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7 months ago

Nope. Also teachers.

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European other
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7 months ago

Footballers are seriously overpaid !

Water Bottle
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7 months ago

Only the famous ones

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Pervinca
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7 months ago

Not only nurses, there are a lot of usefull works that are underrated. Instead we prefer to pay entartainment people too much

Kel Gal
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7 months ago

And grocery store workers

Kendra Keller
Community Member
7 months ago

OK I'm not to the dream but think about that logically if The hospitals paid everyone more the hospital is a business so they would have to up the prices for their services , which would cost you more money insurance more money and no one is better off

Kendra Keller
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7 months ago

I meant to say I'm not disagreeing***

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Myxomatosis
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7 months ago (edited)

Footballers should have to actually work for their college grades. Not leach of the smart kids who busted ass to get to that ivy league school you are LUCKY TO PLAY FOR.

Bill
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7 months ago

That Foozball is tha devil Bobby Bouchie

Sergio Bicerra Descalzi
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7 months ago

Waterboy!!! XD

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Analyn Lahr
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7 months ago

Preach!

Animal lover❤
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7 months ago

I refuse to change his mind! To do so would be mean.

Minerva Mcgonagall
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7 months ago

no, teachers should be paid more than either. The doctors and nurses are doing their job as normal, while the teachers have to adapt to EVERYTHING.

Kk C-Mcgee
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7 months ago

THANK YOU - from nurses everywhere. And not just footballers ALL celebrities. You telling me the Kardashians get paid more than health care providers? WTF world?

Autumn Walton
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7 months ago

This is way too true. It's actually kind of sad when you think about it. Same with some teachers.

Johnny Q Mattie
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7 months ago

Makes no sense.

Hahahhahah
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7 months ago

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Hahahhahah
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7 months ago

Telegram channel for jokes from around the world t.me/laughhard0

Hahahhahah
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7 months ago

Telegram channel for daily jokes t.me/laughhard0

Claire Armstrong
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7 months ago

Oh I heard something on the radio I think it was about them asking Premier League footballers to take less pay to help out. I thought, wow are they going to be helping out the NHS or something - no! It's to pay the wages of the staff at the football grounds so that they still get their full wages, I assume instead of just the 80% that the government are going to pay! Please correct me if I'm wrong with that

Dorothy Cloud
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7 months ago

Soooooooooooo true!

Mariette Estabrook
Community Member
7 months ago

Yay!

Teresa Groth
Community Member
7 months ago

AMEN to this!

Wanda Hobbs
Community Member
7 months ago

Wouldn't even try! I'm a Nurse too and know your worth! Stay Safe.

Barbara Schroeder
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7 months ago

As a nurse of 40 years I agree. No one tells you that you will be treated as the scum of the earth as a nurse. I have be hit,punched,kicked,pushed, spit on,pee and shit on,had my life verbally threaten( had to have police protection) called every name in the book and then some. Exposed to every germ. And I must be professional. Everyday is a battle to stay alive . Nurses should be paid for their knowledge and hazard pay.

Loraine D.G. MacGinness
Community Member
7 months ago

Nice one RGN SCM

M Kate McCulloch
Community Member
7 months ago

No need. Teachers should too. Now, that said, footballers should get lifetime health care, so should veterans. well, hell, everyone should. Health care should not be one of those things held over the heads of people. That's sadistic.

Chris Jones
Community Member
7 months ago

In most countries footballers do get lifetime health care, like we all do. There is only one country where health care is an extremely expensive commodity.

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Janie Dykstra
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7 months ago

Yes they should!

Tor Rolf Strøm
Community Member
7 months ago

I absolutely agree. Hard work should pay off. But there is a reason why footballers earn so much. Millions of people are watching them. I don't understand why, but they do, and so it is absurd amounts of money in it.

Chris Jones
Community Member
7 months ago

People have always watched football though and they never used to be paid such crazy money. Time it was hauled back or at least frozen.

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Nevi Løvfelt
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7 months ago

In times like this many people get their eyes opened for HOW much the nurses should have a raise. With risk of getting infected, they stand there every morning to help.

arthur lindsay coker
Community Member
7 months ago

About 100 times

Monica Michelle
Community Member
7 months ago

And their pay is currently being cut

Mya Lugar
Community Member
7 months ago

Touchdown!!

Light
Community Member
7 months ago

Janitors, grocery clerks, nurse assistants deserve a raise or at least a bonus pay after this madness.

Tiffany McBride
Community Member
7 months ago

Amen.

Kathryn Donovan
Community Member
7 months ago

Oh HELL yeah!

desert29rat
Community Member
7 months ago

Absolutely right.

Sharon Gregory
Community Member
7 months ago

Yes!!

mickey
Community Member
7 months ago

I have always been mad about this, even before the coronavirus because it is SO TRUE!!!!

Valerie Brown
Community Member
7 months ago

ain't that the truth?

Miomirko Buhtlić
Community Member
7 months ago

I'd sit next to him.

Olivia Masterson
Community Member
7 months ago

Footballers are useless in a situation like this. Nurses aren't.

Nia Loves Art
Community Member
7 months ago

Nurses should definitely earn more, but successful football players can earn millions of dollars. Unfortunately I don’t think hospitals could stay open if nurses were paid that much!

Andy Johnson
Community Member
7 months ago

SO SHOULD DOCTORS AND MISSIONARY'S

Dorothy Parker
Community Member
7 months ago

I agree, but most nurses don't end up with brain damage and retired at 35 or so.

Full Name
Community Member
7 months ago

Footballers are soccer players.

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tavovi
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7 months ago

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Viral websites like Boredpanda, buzzfeed, huffingtonpost even their authors earn more than nurses. I managed campaign of a famous viral website and their budget was equivalent to hospital budget. And these websites don't give a damn. How much boredpanda has contributed so far??? They just share the meme and we the idiots enjoy.

Sergio Bicerra Descalzi
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7 months ago

And how have you contributed? Just asking.

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7 months ago

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It’s sad how few of you understand how the economy works. People get paid exactly what they’re worth based on difficulty, rarity of talent and demand for that talent. I know it feels good to complain but take a second to think before you speak.

Carrie de Luka
Community Member
7 months ago

How it works currently doesn't actually mean it is actually right. I accept that there is also the theory that if you pay nurses a footballers wage you will get some very uncaring people in the profession because they'll be there for the money. There is a balance - we're nowhere near it. Footballers never used to be paid such ridiculous sums and the beautiful game was still popular and successful. It's out of control. Not just footballers either.

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R L
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7 months ago

I go to church weekly and I wouldn't be so silly as to attend in this current environment- it's looking for trouble if you do, and irresponsible.

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Rabbit Carrot
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7 months ago

Doggo doing dad jokes.

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Understandably, many of us feel anxious and keeping that sense of humor up is one of the very few resources we have right now. “Patients have shared how things that would normally help with stress are no longer available, including meeting up with friends for brunch, playing sports with their local league, going to the gym, etc,” said Ling. As a result, some “of my patients have described [the situation] as surreal or floating without an anchor.”

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Nawal Wali
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7 months ago

THIS

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#8

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Lazy Farmer
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7 months ago

HAHAHA!

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#9

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Nawal Wali
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7 months ago

I see why he's your husband

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According to Ling, psychological wellbeing can also go in a positive direction where it is possible to keep spirits high when faced with large-scale tragedy. She explained: “Despite physical distancing, it's evident that people have been taking advantage of technology to stay social and connected. I’ve learned from my patients that holding on to gratitude is also critical in bolstering resilience.” It all comes down to being thankful for small things and enjoying the moment.

The clinical instructor also told us that in their NYU Langone Health clinic, “we started a 'good vibes' email chain where we share uplifting stories and clever memes.” So next time you’re thinking of sharing that meme with your friends and relatives, just press send—it may be all they need now.

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Hans
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7 months ago

Come to Norway!

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Nawal Wali
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7 months ago

worthy sacrafice

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Lazy Farmer
Community Member
7 months ago

HAHAHA! I bet lots of cats feel the same way. My dog's are also starting to look a bit tired. Instead of sleeping all day as usual, they now have to follow my husband in case he's eating something or doing something interesting.

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Rabbit Carrot
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7 months ago

Cats are better behaved than some humans during this lock down.

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Michael Sauerwein
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7 months ago

OMG I said exactly this to my wife last week while we were in the store!

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#15

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giovanna
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7 months ago

This!

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#16

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vita ariztegui
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7 months ago

brilliant!

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Rama Llama
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7 months ago

Oh god, I have been so caught up with all this alone time that I haven't even though that there are introverts that live with other people.

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#18

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Foxxy (The Original)
Community Member
7 months ago

I have been TRYING to sleep in now that I don’t have to get my son ready for school.

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Dori Apati
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7 months ago

you know it's sad but truee

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Rabbit Carrot
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7 months ago

Anyone else actually want to try that. Put some water underneath and it’d be fun.

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Cream Pie
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7 months ago

So realistic! 👏🏻

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Kel Gal
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7 months ago

From the mouth of babes

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EA
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7 months ago

Talking about you Chrissy Tegan and the Beckhams -_- tell us all again how you’re struggling to cope from inside your mansion with huge grounds and nannies and live in staff...

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Wottermehlon Doge
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7 months ago

j-jesus...jesus i think your muted!

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European other
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7 months ago (edited)

Well why wait !

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Lou
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7 months ago

I bet you took the gun because there's also yeast on the list.

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Nea
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7 months ago

Thanks, Trying it right away!

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Lilly Rose Poppy
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7 months ago

I’m the blowfish in the corner

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EA
Community Member
7 months ago

I choked on a sweet the other day whilst sitting in the back garden. We live next door to a garage and shop and I swear the people queuing to get groceries were freaking out about the ill person in the house next door 😬 And I just wanted to shout I’M NOT INFECTED JUST AN IDIOT DON’T WORRY.

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Wottermehlon Doge
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7 months ago

it is the truth...nobody wants to go outside until they have to

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Foxxy (The Original)
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7 months ago

At least 3 times in 2 weeks we have had massive groups of people hanging out at the beach. Like seriously, these people are completely fucked in the head. What part of STAY THE FUCK AT HOME do they not understand.

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Hermione Granger
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7 months ago

Thought the mask was his mouth for a moment, and man that was a creepy smile

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Jeffrey Pellegrini
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7 months ago

That cat. 😄

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Katherine Boag
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7 months ago

Nap time and sleep time

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Lazy Farmer
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7 months ago

IMMORTAL LAUGHTER INTENSIFIES! 😂😂😂

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Lilly Rose Poppy
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7 months ago

“Fur real” in the corner

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Nawal Wali
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7 months ago

that pentagram looking a bit off

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tavovi
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7 months ago

hahhahahha

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Sanne Roovers
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7 months ago

True. At the same time, happy to leave the house.

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Hans
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7 months ago

Goverment also: "Being essential and reasonable pay have nothing to do with each other."

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