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In a time of trouble and anxiety, humor and laughter can go a long way to help us feel better and make the situation a little more bearable.

Yes, the coronavirus is still ravaging the world. Yes, the number of cases has surpassed 4 million globally. But some people continue to fight the pandemic with jokes and the new ones are just as good as the ones they shared at the beginning of the outbreak.

From ridiculous conspiracy theories to canceled vacations, continue scrolling to see what everyone has come up with this week, and check out our previous compilations: part 1part 2part 3part 4part 5part 6part 7part 8, and part 9.

Ferne Pearlstein, the director of The Last Laugh, a documentary about the role of humor among Jews during, and after, the Holocaust, told The New York Times that while doing research for it she and her team “found that humor was not uncommon — and was used as a coping mechanism in a situation of almost unimaginable horror, as a means of self-defense, a counterattack for people who had few, if any, other ways of fighting back, and even as just simple diversion.”

One Auschwitz survivor, Renee Firestone, said in the film that she could not help but see the bleak irony after the infamous Nazi physician Josef Mengele told her during an examination: “if you survive this war, you better have your tonsils removed.”

“The instinct to laugh shows that we were still human beings while in the camps,” Ms. Firestone explained. “This inner sense of humor is what kept me alive.”

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    And it isn't anything new. If we were to go back even further and take a look at, for example, the bubonic plague of the 14th century (also known as the Black Death), we would discover that humor was important then as well. While the disease killed large parts of the population of Europe, it also spawned the pointed satire of the Church and other authorities in “Decameron,” by Boccaccio. The classic concerns a group of young people who flee pestilence-ridden Florence for a series of villas in the countryside.

    So don't worry about releasing a chuckle when scrolling through these pics. It’s natural to be amused by some of them.

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    Foxxy (The Original)
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Walmart certainly seem to attract a lot of ummm interesting characters.

    Nubmaeme
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Try working the overnight shift at one. If you think what shows up during the day "ummm interesting", it's amazing what shows up at night. Lets just say there are fewer inhibitions at night.

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    Khloe Ness
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    days since i wore pants: about 4 weeks

    Pusfarm
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pants. Pan-tsss. Remind me what those are again.

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    WilvanderHeijden
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just search for "People of Walmart"... Unless you've got a weak stomach...

    MagicalUnicorn
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    pants? haven't seen them in 2,5 months...

    Liz Malcom
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I went to Walmart today and they were kind enough to give me one because I have zero access to them. It wasn't that I didn't want to wear one but I couldn't afford the $50 price tag for 25

    Mya Lugar
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now if they made pajamas mandatory...!!

    backatya
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    pajamas PURE LAZINESS there's a time and place for everything. wearing your sleeping clothes tin public isn't one of them. be civil and quit showing what a troll you are.

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    Harley Hans Hoglin
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Went to Wal-Mart three days ago. Two employees didn't have their noses covered, and one manager didn't even have a mask and with in three feet of another employee to tell them something. There I was mask and gloves.

    Sherry Hart
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hahaha the same reason why I started going and loving Target 😂👍

    Emily Barnes
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's actually a website called People of Walmart

    Mary White
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was in Walmart this morning and never saw a face without a mask, and that includes all the workers too. Surprise, surprise.

    Suzieq
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The people in my area Walmart can't even follow an arrow on the floor for 2 feet.

    GumShoe359
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hahaha! PeopleofWalmart.com anyone?? :D

    Emily Ashcraft
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    today we finally get to see a dress code outside of high school

    Dorothy Cloud
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I used to love that place on the computer that had pictures of people that were weird!

    JJM
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's funny because it's true!

    Annamay
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I lobe the pictures of Wal-Mart shoppers! Let's see some more of their masks! Oh, FYI, I am a Wal-Mart shopper!

    Jamie S. Martindale
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Walmart is the embodiment of giant evil corporations

    Katherine Gilleland
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Finally something that actually made me cackle

    AzKhaleesi
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was in walmart the other day self check out, I was 6 ft from the person in front of me. This little angry lady that worked there came up to us and yelled at us "Get back 6 feet!" I looked confused and backed up ANOTHER 6 ft. and she just stood there staring at me as her mask covered her mouth and that's it. As I continued to bag my things she came up to say something else but I didn't give her a chance, I looked at her and said "excuse me, but if you're going to yell at me or ANYONE else one more time you best figure out how to wear your mask correctly. Who are you to yell at anyone when your damn nose is hanging out????" My husband lost it laughing as did the other customers and amazingly the rest of my own check out experience was peaceful.

    Fran Stateler
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yikes! A whole bunch of Trump people.

    Michelle C
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And when they do wear pants most of the times they don't fit!!

    Cathy Cee
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now, now, pajama bottoms count as pants, right?

    Id row
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    thepeopleofwalmart site is something to behold, that's for sure.

    CincyReds
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Defnitely has a point there

    Isabella
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Each country has it's own costco-like store :D Our is called Biedronka [the ladybug] here in Poland :D

    Raine Soo
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, that was a good one! I definitely got a good chuckle.

    Erika Jones
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The ones who wear masks will look even more... interesting!

    Erin
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    It is funny because it is true.

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    Khloe Ness
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    oh yeah. i want to tell that to netflix's face

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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The spread of covid19 is spread through two factors. 1. How dense the population is and 2. How dense the population is

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    Hans
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We can relate. Come get some hugs, suitcase.

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    Hans
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fighting stupid conspiracy theories with even dumber ones? Excellent plan!

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    This wasn't a response from an official Costco social media manager but from an impersonator, yet the main complaint is real

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    Bill
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    sweat in peace so you don't bleed in war

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    K. aka letmeplaywithkittens
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you’re in a position to, stay home and spread the word. My grandfather just came back from the hospital, everyone is rushing to his side while wearing face masks. I’ve been his caretaker and translator even as a teen, but I’m sitting this one out for myself and for him. This is literally the only time that your selflessness is be home and learning a new skill or just chilling.

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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know right, like what is all the fuss about? 🙄

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    Rabbit Carrot
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok, she’s got the message wrong, but she looks great.

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    John Montgomery
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bras never should've been required in the first place.

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    Bill
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And pay 100$ a month for the privilege

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    Hans
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now some YouTube recordings of the orchestra... You just saved a lot of money!

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    Hans
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And the kids by now prefer the most annoying teacher.

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    Rabbit Carrot
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Exactly. Instead of appreciation days and clapping (which are nice) we campaign for better working conditions and better pay.

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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Selfish a******s. I want to say serve themselves right but it doesn't just effect them.

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    kitcats
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    at that point I would just turn the device off

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    Henry Tuttle
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm not a hypochondriac, but I always thought that was gross. I had my kids blow out the candles on their own cupcake.

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    TheHerplover
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "The parachute has slowed our rate of descent. We can take it off now"

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    Bill
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And they are screwing the US and Canada out of tax dollars

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    Hans
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Concentrate? Probably on tweeting, surely not on crisis management.

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    Jean Hendrickson
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me! I 've mentioned it several times. It was also a full moon. Seriously.

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    Raine Soo
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    COVID-19 made me realize that I made the right choice by being child-free.

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    Foxxy (The Original)
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How have you managed to save? We are spending more in isolation than before, especially on bloody groceries.

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    Bill
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    4 Trillion is more than every Billionare on the planet owns together.

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    3ke
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You forgot 2016 that year wasn't great but not quite like 2020.

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    Rissie
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You know what's actually ok? To see we are actually struggling with the same things. It makes me feel a little less stupid for procrastinating and having tiny tasks become this big in my head...

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    Raine Soo
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The other day, I stood in the middle of my living room, wondering what day it was. I looked at my calendar, and got nowhere. I finally checked my mobile phone. It was Wednesday.

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    DC
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ... actually, flying cars are a dumb idea to begin with - let's not even talk about flying electric cars, their handling and the hazard they impose on the stuff below. But ... I get it. I just like tires, you know ... crucial function they do, ...

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    Sophie
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's raining killer hornets!!! From out of the sky!!! Killer hornets!!! No need to ask why!!! Just shut your mouth!!! And run and hide!!! It's raining killer hornets!!!

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    Freya the Wanderer
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If I am permitted to brag, I finally finished the first draft of a nonfiction book I've been writing off and on for a couple years.

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    Rabbit Carrot
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well at least we have kindling for the bonfire.

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    Lavender Brown
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I actually did that and the bread turned out amazing

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    Foxxy (The Original)
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have not seen one video of celebrities singing and do you know why? Because I have the capabilities of scrolling past and ignoring them. More people should learn to do it, that way people who want to can still enjoy it.

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    Bill
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    gas masks do have a drinking straw

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    LOttawa
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I solved that problem, I now fall asleep on the couch.

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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The guy who dropped vehicles on people for insurance money

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    RyryKat .happy
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    my acual reaction when i heard about the murder hornets

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    Troux
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For the non-trekkies: There is a long-standing Star Wars trope that involves 'the guy in the red shirt' always getting killed, being throwaway security staff.

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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it's not even like "are you still watching" it's like "wow, pete, you're still here? are you actually still here? goddammit pete get a life or something"

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    LazyPanda
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When all corona jokes came out I was actually thinking of that part of the movie 😂

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    CincyReds
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel like I am constantly doing dishes! About to just get some paper plates.... but then the garbage will stack up. Their are no winners here.

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    temmie
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that is so true (like if you know or have couples like this

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    Lavender Brown
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ooh. I just cringe hearing that. Toothpaste and orange juice is disgusting together. Yuck

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    Rissie
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What's wrong with oatmeal raisin cookies...? And I wasn't expecting anything special from 2020. This s**t show is more like you were baking basic cookies and they came out breathing fire and s******g on your home because for some reason you were chosen by visiting aliens to raise their offspring.

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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the murder hornet doesn't seem impressed

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    Hanni
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...and keep the change you filthy animal!

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    KoalaLa
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And in Belgium, the wolf just had babies

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    Bill
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I watched Big Labowski and had to go out and buy the stuff to make a White Russian

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    Rabbit Carrot
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    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Since when did Michael Myers socially distance? He stalked and killed people. I’m pretty sure running a knife through virgin teenagers involved getting closer than 2 metres.

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    K. aka letmeplaywithkittens
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hahaha. I’m going to be optimistic and say these aren’t the plans I’m looking forward to doing.

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    Juririn
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh boy, this is so true...

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    Yelena Yardeen
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey, you can still see people's smiles in their eyes

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    Freya the Wanderer
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've lost count of the number of times I have been first in a Zoom or Google Chat room.

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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What is the difference to normal times?

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    Conrad Strucker
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    finding out finn's hat was not actually his head changed my life forever

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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How are astronauts bored, they have the whole world to watch!

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    El muerto
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    well WW3 would be fun to watch

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    Freya the Wanderer
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or a bomber of barleywine or Imperial Stout.

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    Foxxy (The Original)
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I haven't learnt to make bread but I have learnt to make double cheese and bacon rolls.

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    Bill
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maine messed that one up. No bar in the state is attempting to deliver drinks thanks to the confusing and expensive regulations

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    Bill
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I disable the camera so the Zoom meetings are just another call

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    Juririn
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    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Should be pics from December for me 😒

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    Mademoiselle Mirage
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe it will make them stop this disaster that YouTube rewind became