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In a time of trouble and anxiety, humor and laughter can go a long way to help us feel better and make the situation a little more bearable.

Yes, the coronavirus is still ravaging the world. Yes, the number of cases has surpassed 4 million globally. But some people continue to fight the pandemic with jokes and the new ones are just as good as the ones they shared at the beginning of the outbreak.

From ridiculous conspiracy theories to canceled vacations, continue scrolling to see what everyone has come up with this week, and check out our previous compilations: part 1part 2part 3part 4part 5part 6part 7part 8, and part 9.

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Charlotte
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Super! I said weeks ago that I thought people would start doing this! You could also have flaps that reveal different facial expressions, for when no one can see you pout - I dubbed them EmoT-shirts :)

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SanchaTheSeeker
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I heard some doctors were doing something similar when dressed in full PPE

olivia gabriela verena van der Vliet
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Deeeeeefinitly not some creepy guy PRETENDING to be Steve... 😂

The Emerald Triangle
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Or pretending to be "Steve" while he robbed the local bank. Honestly masks gloves who would know?

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N G
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

No Steve, you can't have my wallet

Pretty Pangolin
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Great idea. I think one reason I've started getting depressed in quarantine is because masks add to the isolation - they muffle your speech (both you and the other person) and hide your expressions.

K. aka letmeplaywithkittens
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

From me to you, a hug given freely and with well wishes. Connected by rainbows, our energies will sync. Put on some boppy music, and we'll make fools of ourselves dancing.

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Trevlig08
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Hahaha. It’s really hard to tell who people are bc of the masks. Great idea 😷

Emily Ashcraft
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

this guy is really helpful. wearing masks all the time makes it hard to see people smile.

John B
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

There is a whole dedicated service about this joke. called https://MeTee.shop Untitled-1...9a-png.jpg Untitled-1-667-Layer-3-RGB8-2020-05-20-10-59-17-5ec54975e2b9a-png.jpg

SykesDaMan
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

No, it's Sub-Zero disguised as Steve! Don't try to fool me! XD

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Ferne Pearlstein, the director of The Last Laugh, a documentary about the role of humor among Jews during, and after, the Holocaust, told The New York Times that while doing research for it she and her team “found that humor was not uncommon — and was used as a coping mechanism in a situation of almost unimaginable horror, as a means of self-defense, a counterattack for people who had few, if any, other ways of fighting back, and even as just simple diversion.”

One Auschwitz survivor, Renee Firestone, said in the film that she could not help but see the bleak irony after the infamous Nazi physician Josef Mengele told her during an examination: “if you survive this war, you better have your tonsils removed.”

“The instinct to laugh shows that we were still human beings while in the camps,” Ms. Firestone explained. “This inner sense of humor is what kept me alive.”

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    #2

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    Cupcake168
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Our cat is obviously happy that we're around 24/7.When I leave the house I can hear her complaining and she's so happy when I'm back. The dog acts the entire day like "*opens one eye* gimme a break *Keeps on snoring*".

    Samantha Lomb
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not true at all. my cats think its great I am home. They get walkies and cuddles when they want, plus lunch

    Khloe Ness
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    what about the fish? they all think that we stay home to watch them and be lazy? hmmmmmmm??

    Elaine Mattingly
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Observation skills with honest reporting.

    Id row
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aw, my cats love that I'm home. My husband tells me they howl and pace when I leave.

    Catherine Brady
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My cat loves having me home, but cries when I leave my apartment to get the mail. She expects I will spend my stimulus check all on cat toys, cat food , treats and kitty litter.

    Lorraine R
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, our cats love us and love having us at home because now they have warm keyboards to sprawl on.

    J Rob
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ha ha ha, Dogs are so dogs and Cats are soo cats.

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    And it isn't anything new. If we were to go back even further and take a look at, for example, the bubonic plague of the 14th century (also known as the Black Death), we would discover that humor was important then as well. While the disease killed large parts of the population of Europe, it also spawned the pointed satire of the Church and other authorities in “Decameron,” by Boccaccio. The classic concerns a group of young people who flee pestilence-ridden Florence for a series of villas in the countryside.

    So don't worry about releasing a chuckle when scrolling through these pics. It’s natural to be amused by some of them.

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    Foxxy (The Original)
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Walmart certainly seem to attract a lot of ummm interesting characters.

    Nubmaeme
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Try working the overnight shift at one. If you think what shows up during the day "ummm interesting", it's amazing what shows up at night. Lets just say there are fewer inhibitions at night.

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    Khloe Ness
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    days since i wore pants: about 4 weeks

    Pusfarm
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pants. Pan-tsss. Remind me what those are again.

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    WilvanderHeijden
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just search for "People of Walmart"... Unless you've got a weak stomach...

    MagicalUnicorn
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    pants? haven't seen them in 2,5 months...

    Liz Malcom
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I went to Walmart today and they were kind enough to give me one because I have zero access to them. It wasn't that I didn't want to wear one but I couldn't afford the $50 price tag for 25

    Mya Lugar
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now if they made pajamas mandatory...!!

    backatya
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    pajamas PURE LAZINESS there's a time and place for everything. wearing your sleeping clothes tin public isn't one of them. be civil and quit showing what a troll you are.

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    Harley Hans Hoglin
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Went to Wal-Mart three days ago. Two employees didn't have their noses covered, and one manager didn't even have a mask and with in three feet of another employee to tell them something. There I was mask and gloves.

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    #4

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    Foxxy (The Original)
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh Tomi, Tomi, Tomi your ignorance is showing.

    mph seti
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tomi has nothing but willful ignorance and hate to show.

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    Rabbit Carrot
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    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When are people going to realise that so called ‘healthy’ people could just be asymptomatic?The lockdown is supposed to protect the vulnerable people that you might pass your germs to who, if infected, might not have such a mild case like you.

    Daria B
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thus making the healthy people no longer healthy.

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    Leo Domitrix
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The right to free speech is magnificent. We find out who the idiots are a lot sooner...

    Gretal S
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, and the idiots are not who you think

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    Elida Lechuga
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where's her rage for caging children?

    Monica Michelle
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did she forget the kids and adults who have been in cages?

    Kjorn
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    people Don't realise how much we are priviledged and still complaning.

    Jeff Diamond
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's funny that right-wing preppers who said they could survive years in their home are suddenly unable to live without haircuts. 🤷

    sophia lazzaro
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    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    WE CAN GET FOOD, WE CAN ORDER CLOTHES, WE CAN WATCH TV, WE CAN BROWSE THE WEB, WE CAN READ A BOOK, YOU HAVE ALL THE MONEY YOU NEED, AND WE CAN SEE ANYONE WE WANT OVER FACETIME, ZOOM, GOOGLE MEET/DUO, AND ANY OTHER VIDEO CHAT YOU CAN FRIGGIN THINK OF. UNLESS YOU ARE STARVING AND NAKED, GET OVER YOURSELF!!

    Sue Hazlewood
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And sadly she is not talking about the immigrant children

    sam
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At first, I thought they were talking about the ICE detention centers...then I realized who was posting it.

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    Foxxy (The Original)
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good on Thompson Knight, you did the right thing.

    mph seti
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Exactly. As a law firm, they are covering their legal asses, sure. But sometimes that does coincide with doing the right thing.

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    deanna woods
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder how he feels about his power now?

    Cee Mor
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well he won't be getting that big paycheck to buy that pricey ammo any more, now will he?

    Lsai Aeon
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I live in Dallas, I wanna see this guy's face so I can STAY THE F*** AWAY FROM HIM

    Moriarty2
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, my first reaction was...OMG I actually live in proximity to that idiot!

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    Leo Domitrix
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That falls under "Terroristic threats", by law, in many jurisdictions.

    Charlotte
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To the people questioning why you would be fired for threatening to shoot a security guard simply for doing their job (which is also for your own dumb benefit) - a man was murdered in Michigan last week in just these circumstances. Told someone they couldn't enter without a state-mandated mask, so they came back and shot him in the back of the head. I can't even find the f*****g words...smh https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-52540266

    Cupcake168
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People don't get it: your test being negative doesn't mean you're immune. You were negative the moment you have been tested. Nothing else does it says.

    Kjorn
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    these kind of moron makes other american looks bad.

    Pretty Pangolin
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What kind of absolute f*****t thinks it's OK to post this on his workplace blog?

    Christina Uhlir
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you name your employer in your post, then it not a private comment any more.

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    Christy Smith
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd loved to have seen when reality b***h slapped him letting him know whose really in charge.

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    Missy Moo Moo
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I live by myself and this reminder would be awesome!

    David Wong
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or say, " Stand up and move around 5 minutes. Or else, you are at risk of Vascular occlusion."

    Id row
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Prime is even worse, they automatically start the next episode 3 seconds after the last one ended, making you go from, 'ok, I gotta get some stuff done' to 'ok, well, since it's already started, I'll just watch one more'. I ended up watching the entire season of Upload in one day because of that.

    Phi
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I laughed more than I should have...

    kate h
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    hahahaha - this is SO me.

    Linda Robinett
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gee, I must not be taking this staying at home seriously. I shower everyday and I am wearing pants.

    Donovan Strader
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel like this would make the world a better place ;D

    Sarah Purdy
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    am I the only one that actually sets my laptop on a stool by the shower so I can continue watching Netflix while I shower?

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    Foxxy (The Original)
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Such a difficult choice, who do we trust?

    Monika Soffronow
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    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'll tell you what, a friend of mine says her second cousin knows someone whose wife heard it from an irrefutable source: we are all going to die. Foxxy, do you think that there is a conspiracy behind this?

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    OCDRobot
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a little depressing how true this is. Then, when you try to reason with them, they call you a stupid sheep and refuse to hear anything that doesn't fit with their opinion.

    Jus
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My co-worker says there's no pandemic. It's just testing people before 5G. Earlier he said it was a lie meant to destroy the elections. He's also the only person at work who bought enough masks to change them every hour of the shift. Who does he believe?

    Marky Mark
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do I sense SARCASM in this one?

    Kayden Yan
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG!!!! most freaking difficult choice of my life!!!! what should i choose???!!!!

    Carolee Kolmer
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    High school dudes probably voted for trump so, there's your answer.

    Catherine Todd
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Best one yet! Describes our current administration and White House response to a "T."

    Id row
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Plus we have a leader that wants to 'bring light into the body and disinfect it'. That's not helping things.

    devi L.
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lmao I love this! This is so true

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    Trevlig08
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The spread of covid19 is spread through two factors. 1. How dense the population is and 2. How dense the population is

    Minecraft Nube
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do we care about u??? If u dont shop in any places then may u starve to death

    El muerto
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I demand to speak to the manager!!...for that you have to wear a mask

    Id row
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So much stupid out there.

    WilvanderHeijden
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anyway, shots were fired and it was resolved in the American way.

    Chris DiFonso
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It makes me laugh when I see a post in which the person complains about a business that is temporarily closed and writes that (s)he is going to boycott the business when it reopens.

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    Hans
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We can relate. Come get some hugs, suitcase.

    Ronel du Plessis
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lock down was announced a week before our holiday. I was also panning on scattering my dad's ashes since it was one of his favourite holiday destination. Will just have to wait for a next year (holding thumbs)

    K. aka letmeplaywithkittens
    Community Member
    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Think of it as sharing one more adventure with your dad. If you have tons of journals like a 2020 journal, make adventures with your dad and imagine the advice and conversations you’d have with him. I am deeply sorry for your loss, and think it’s lovely of you to plan something so special.

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    No you didn't
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nothing worse than emotional baggage.

    The Emerald Triangle
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Careful hugs aren't allowed. The 6 feet rule you know.

    RaroaRaroa
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If we keep going as we are in NZ (11 new cases in the past week, zero today, all traced to their sources) we'll be holidaying this year. It's allowed from the day after tomorrow, but I'm being cautious. In our own country only though, which our tourism industry desperately needs.

    Carole Hamilton
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    aw so sad give her a hug and a tisue

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    Hans
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fighting stupid conspiracy theories with even dumber ones? Excellent plan!

    Hans
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Add in: Bill Gates will visit the city today to force vaccinate with liquid mind-controll chips, disguised as a stranger. You better keep 1,5 metres distance from everyone you see!

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    Pittsburgh rare
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If this means those morons are wearing a mask from now on, please keep inventing.

    Cee Mor
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well if it gets them to put a mask on, sure put this theory out there. The rest of us will be all the better for it.

    Clare E
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always notice that those who rant about the deep state tracking them and invading their privacy are also the same ones who haven't worked out their basic Facebook privacy settings.

    Id row
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There are people out there that truly believe this.

    Christina Keenan
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The guy is being funny. It's satire. Know the difference.

    Fixin'Ta
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think this is my favorite one. Would probably work, too!

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    This wasn't a response from an official Costco social media manager but from an impersonator, yet the main complaint is real

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    Ronel du Plessis
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I live in South africa Where I work every person entering the shop MUST wear a mask covering your nose and mouth. About a week ago a person removed his mask and I asked him to put it back on. He started yelling at me that I will not undermine him and he is from Viljoenskroon. I still don't understand why he felt it neccesary to tell me that?? Any way It is a small little town in the Free state province. Google maps it. Any way I asked him to leave the shop and get some manners too before he return. I am sure he was high on a home brew beer or some thing else.

    K. aka letmeplaywithkittens
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm glad that you're safe and genuinely sorry that you had to deal with him.

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    Carol Emory
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even if it did come from an official Costco social media manager, this response would make me want to shop there more anyway...

    Dilly Millandry
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We don't have Costco in my country but it still made me wish I could shop there! I was disappointed that it wasn't a genuine staff member.

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    Eagle Girl
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    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's people like this that make me embarrassed to be a Costco member. Do you really think $60@ year gives you permission to act like a spoiled toddler?

    Samantha C
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this is awesome on costcos part! its SO weird to me that people cant follow simple instructions lmfao. thats like people not following rules of your home like if you want people to take their shoes off.

    COL(R) Mike T Panda
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You do realize it was a fake account, right? Now, I wish it was real, sadly it wasn't.

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    Little Wonder
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These gag accounts responding to people are on one hand hilarious, but as a moderator - nightmare to tidy up after!

    Christopher Columbus
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Didn't even realize it was a gag account. I was applauding Costco.

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    Id row
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This actually should be a legit response to idiots like that.

    David Buchanan
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Snarky corporate social media posts are the best. I love Wendy's!

    Di Campbell
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How selfish that people won't wear face masks to protect others.

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    Rabbit Carrot
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Being introverted has its advantages.

    earringnut
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Being an introvert who lives with other people has its disadvantages.

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    Rissie
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm not anti-social, I just understand how to entertain my own brain and don't rely on others to provide for mental stimulation. I also trust my fellow humans enough to care for each other without constant reassurance in the form of other wise unnecessary social niceties. While also truly enjoying the company and input of a small group of friends. It gives me space to focus on what actually matters to me as a person without jumping through all kinds of hoops in the hopes of not losing my position in society. :D

    Rubyjune45
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wonderful answer! Totally explains it! Too bad it wouldn't fit on a tee shirt.

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    Alexandra Klemp-North
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have been training for this my entire life (I have Autism and struggle interacting and would much rather be at home)

    Gabi
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same here. Generated Anxiety Disorder.

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    Luisa Vasconcelos
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The change is that I don't need to find excuses to don't meet people and I don't have to speak on the phone because many services are closed. Now we use email.

    Jus
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seriously my life. I love this article.

    deanna woods
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's true. My life hasn't really changed that much.

    Linda Robinett
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    True. I am an introvert who has Aspergers! Yay, no one trying to hug me. Yay, church is online.

    Elaine Mattingly
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now people think I'm using good judgment instead of being unfriendly.

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    Cupcake168
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is my sick me: if I'm gonna survive this and can ever again leave my bed again I will live a meaningful life, every single day! When I recovered: Just kidding.

    Trevlig08
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yup. I complain about being bored, then forget how much work I have and watch an hour or three of Netflix

    Joakim Utterhall
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've repainted the bedroom. But it was not as fun as I interpreted, took me 2 weeks :)

    K. aka letmeplaywithkittens
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Very true words but remember that coffee, wine, and snack breaks still cuts into our productive time.

    Eagle Girl
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Still haven't put away my Cmas decorations. It's May. Been off 6 weeks.

    Ieva Nura
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, at least I cooked more for my family.

    Maureen Russell
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Perfect. No closets have been cleaned (actually not much has been cleaned). Lucky I even take a shower every other day. Thanks, Anna

    Bettye McKee
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's what we're all discovering. It's a turning point in life.

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    Bill
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    sweat in peace so you don't bleed in war

    Foxxy (The Original)
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Active shooter drills should not even be a thing.

    K. aka letmeplaywithkittens
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It should not be, but the world isn’t just now effed up. What do you tell your children about that? What have people with young kids been informing their children about this?

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    CatWoman312
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where I live some gun psycho brought a rocket launcher to a protest. He then told the media he was a “peaceful protester”. I’ve never seen a bigger oxymoron

    backatya
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    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What trauma? Knowing kids they're probably enjoying it because class gets disrupted. Some places they're having the real deal everyday because of war or political unrest. People in this country get their panties in a bunch so easily.

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    K. aka letmeplaywithkittens
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you’re in a position to, stay home and spread the word. My grandfather just came back from the hospital, everyone is rushing to his side while wearing face masks. I’ve been his caretaker and translator even as a teen, but I’m sitting this one out for myself and for him. This is literally the only time that your selflessness is be home and learning a new skill or just chilling.

    K. aka letmeplaywithkittens
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    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had to say things that I’m not proud of, and I can not stop them from seeing him. Don’t wait to be there for people. Right now, tackle your vices, learn new skills, do the creative things you’ve always wanted to do, and gather your energy and study up. Use the love languages you’ve learned and employ them whenever you can in appropriate spaces/recipients.

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    Max Han
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And its even harder when your six feet underground

    Pittsburgh rare
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And if you can't breathe with a mask on, use a protective screen. But use SOMETHING They handed them out in my hometown for kids who are not gonna use masks correctly.

    Monika Soffronow
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One could add that you don't need to breathe at all six feet under. Personally, I prefer six feet apart.

    Kermit Hale
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Masks do not protect you from the virus, it slows sown the virus from infecting others

    backatya
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dr. kermit the frog something is better than nothing, no thanks for your input

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    Rissie
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    On the other hand you don't have to worry about it when they're not working anymore! Too bad for granny for dying too, but, eh, it happens right? Oh and her neighbor of course. Don't forget her friend and maybe your immunocompromised cousin... Wait....

    Apollo
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For me wearing a mask for longer than 10 minutes causes asthma attacks and yet I still wear one. If us asthmatics can wear a mask so can you.

    Lynne Stankard
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    .................and ruddy impossible to breath when your DEAD.

    Bettye McKee
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Especially if you have failing lungs to start with.

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    Pretty Pangolin
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He and Keith Richards are going to outlive us all. Viruses wouldn't dare try to enter their bodies.

    Jan Velart
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, stop with that Chuck Norris b******t.

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    von Funnyname
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I dare anyone to find something that can kill Iggy that he hasn't already tried... I'll wait.

    Dan Beck
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't know, I used to say the same thing about Lemmy...

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    Kristy P
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    On a serious note... for how hard he lived for so long, Iggy looks fantastic for 73.

    Carolyn Kenyon
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hahaha. Almost didn't recognise her.... Almost!

    Raine Soo
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lord almighty, this one should be higher!

    Mary White
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is the funniest one ever.

    Craymoss
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I cackled loudly in my livingroom. Oh Iggy.....

    Randy Klefbeck
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Got me. I was really waiting for Iggy Pop to say something earth shattering and then......

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    Foxxy (The Original)
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know right, like what is all the fuss about? 🙄

    Rissie
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's hard to comprehend how fast people forget what happened just a few weeks ago.

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    FABULOUS1
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A friend posted on social media, "day 3 of quarantine." Two hours later she was at a tattoo shop getting a new tattoo. She got mad when I responded saying "thats not how any of this works."

    K. aka letmeplaywithkittens
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why are we surprised that ignorant and selfish people will continue to be the way they were before this? Alas, they are the ones who will feed into recovery in their special way. I just can’t comprehend going back to normalcy with so much loss in life and trust.

    Claire Kellerman
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the real losses are trust in so-called leaders who use fear to control, deny known remedy to corona virus and tell people to wear masks and stay in -- but do not share ways to boost immunity with Vit. C, D and zinc, and do not remind us that after ten days a person heals and is immune for life from covid, empowering herd immunity. Be real. Trust yourself, not what you are being fed.

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    Jeff Diamond
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Vietnam War killed ~55k Americans in about 11 years. COVID-19 did that in 2 months. No biggie

    Lisa Alexander
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't forget how imperative it is to have ya nails done too...omg...

    Id row
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The virus should be retreating with all the Trumpers waving their guns, flags and the constitution at it showing it who's boss.

    Bettye McKee
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This goes way beyond sarcasm. There are too many people who would take it as a sign that it's okay to get up a group to go to the beach, etc.

    Yvette Desmarais
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because it's all made up by the fake media. /sarcasm/. Is this a natural selection moment?

    Sherry Hart
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    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Annnnnd get our nails done and get a haircut.......yup why not?

    Drive Bee
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If they're not in the "vulnerable" group and don't love anyone who is, they don't care. :-(

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    Rabbit Carrot
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok, she’s got the message wrong, but she looks great.

    PyroarRanger
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She's a little confused, but she's got the spirit!

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    Monika Soffronow
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a sneaking suspicion that the reason why gun sales went way up in the US during the beginning of the pandemic was that people heard discussions about PPE, Personal Protective Equipment - and so they went and bought a gun... Talk about having a one-track mind.

    K. aka letmeplaywithkittens
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean....she is wearing a fabulous mask. Not everyone is able to get one.

    CincyReds
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It just said masks, didn'y say facemask!

    backatya
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    CincyReds someday you got to use a bit of your brain

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    LoPandas
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh no, oh no. Run for your lives. This man just said bless her heart. We all know what that means. RUN

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    A
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To be fair, it is a mask. She's not very bright but maybe she was dropped on her head as a child.

    Kenny Kulbiski
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What's that behind her? An ejection seat for the maskless?

    Erica Nunes
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That used to be the seat of the people who would collect the payment for the passages (idk the name in English). That's why it looks like that.

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    Sarah Nunns
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well it's a mask isn't it? OMG!

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    John Montgomery
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bras never should've been required in the first place.

    Daria B
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So.... down with big boobs and sensitive nipples?

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    Marky Mark
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I haven't worn a bra since 2008.... and that was only once, on a drunken dare...

    Kerri Russ
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I completely agree! I wear huge heavy duty underwire bras on this huge babies so going without for 8 weeks is glorious. It will definitely be hard to go back.

    Ely Tanaka
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey, they said I have to wear a mask, no one ever mentioned pants.

    Samantha C
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    uh bras aren't required. dont wear a boob prison if you dont want to!

    Erin
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But I need one to walk to down the stairs.

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    Rachel Arteiro
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bras? Bras? It does sound familiar... please elaborate.

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    Bill
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And pay 100$ a month for the privilege

    Whatshername
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pay what?! Would you please elaborate? In The Netherlands I pay about € 40 a month including the latest high end Samsung.

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    Gabi
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That was THE SAME EXACT F*****G S**T I told to my mother!!!!

    Susan
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So many idiots, so much of the time.

    Roger Callon
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like there is a dystopian program which is tracking people who came into close contact (CC) with an infected Covid 19 person!!!

    Steven Chapman
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow, I thought people like this were just a myth.

    Carole Hamilton
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    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    like I said before they are not the sharpest tools in the box, just dumb tools

    Serena DuBois
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've been paying T-Mobile $24-25 a month since 2000. When my block phone gave out I got an unlocked Nokia E63 phone from an Amazon marketplace shop. I'm about ready to buy another and keep my grandfathered rate. Since I live in a dead zone why pay for more?

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    Hans
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now some YouTube recordings of the orchestra... You just saved a lot of money!

    Julie Lloyd
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is brilliant being from Australia it's very funny - and true. Thanks for this one.

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    Stephen Edwards
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    if lock down has taught me anything it's those plates will need washing twice

    Raine Soo
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love the placement of the dishes. Ha, ha, ha.

    Sue Hazlewood
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't worry, the Opera House is a bit boring anyway. LOL

    Lauren Michlin
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ok, imma be honest, that remake is SPOT ON!!

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    Pretty Pangolin
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's like the magical thinking we see from Trump. "If I say something, it's like it really happened."

    Christina Uhlir
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    'Stupid is knowing the truth, seeing the truth, but still believing the lies.' The question is why?

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    Erika Jones
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Demonstrating how short attention spans can be very dangerous

    Christina Uhlir
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Demonstrating how extremely dangerous ignorance and arrogance are.

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    Tsundere-chan
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    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Im american and this makes sense, people are idiots "Oh, there's a pandemic? Too bad im bored! herpdaderpdaderp"

    Emperor Kitten
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    COVID is officially cancelled. Tell everyone.

    RaroaRaroa
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even in NZ I've seen people say "people are fed up and not following the rules anyway, so we may as well lower the restrictions". If anything, that's a reason to ramp them up.

    Celtic Pirate Queen
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's because the moron they elected (I didn't vote for him!) honestly believes he knows better than the CDC and actual medical professionals. I can't begin to express I much I hate this idiot.

    CincyReds
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And I think that is about how our culture is....I am over this nonsense, let's gt back out there, meanwhile the cases still continue to climb

    Lynda Momalo
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe the survivors of this whole thing will be, on average, those with more self-control and higher IQs. Natural selection. I wish, anyway. Of course, that's not REALLY the case, since innocent and responsible people can still be infected and die. : (

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    Hans
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And the kids by now prefer the most annoying teacher.

    nala simba
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You made them. You teach them.

    backatya
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    parents you play doing the nasty, you pay. Next time use a contraceptives lol

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    tuzdayschild
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bet you're willing to support that teacher's pay raise legislation now.

    RaroaRaroa
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My 13 year old returns to school on Monday after 8 weeks at home. I'll miss seeing her at lunch every day and having someone to walk the dog with. :-(

    backatya
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    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    RaroaRaroa Now this is a good family

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    Nicole Blomkamp
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Haha I work in a school and when a parent recently dropped his kid off he said to me- this is the best day I've had in months . Haha

    Samantha C
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the fact that these kids being homeschooled by parents who are drinking at 10am and dont know any of the math ( i dont either im not judging, just saying) blows my mind lmao. maybe give the kids a fricken break while all this is happening. there are other ways to teach them and keep them occupied without assigning MORE work than they'd have if they were still going to school.

    Christina Uhlir
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    .....parents who don't feed their kids because they spent the money on booze, how sad is that?

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    Id row
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe parents will be a little nicer to teachers now and stop blaming them for their unruly spawn of hell.

    Crystal Dafoe
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where are all the mombies screaming about how perfect Jaiyney is? I'll take being childfree over being a hypocrite any day 😂😂

    Christina Uhlir
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...and whom should we thank for that?????

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    AJu
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This will haunt me for as long as masks are obligatory....thanks

    Foxxy (The Original)
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hahaha, in Japan you can buy used underwear in vending machines.

    N G
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ahh, actually that was my fault..... I pushed them into the vending machine because i thought it would wash them.

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    Harold Summer
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Comes with choice of Herpes or gonorrhea.

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    David Buchanan
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can we add "new normal" to the ban?

    Erin
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You don't know my life, Sarah Rogers. Burger King lent me his truck and helped me move a few months ago.

    Chris DiFonso
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, it's disgusting that so many companies are taking advantage of COVID-19 for PR purposes

    CatWoman312
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You notice it’s always the companies who pay their employees poorly at that? And don’t even get me started on the hospitals refusing hazard pay to first responders yet still has the money to make commercials thanking them.

    Matt Atfield
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Absolutely. So sick and tied of big business SO MANY OF THEM saying "in this uncertain times.. We in this together... and here for you" when overcharging us, putting small businesses out of business and still collecting on loans where people are receiving no income.

    Katie and Jared Coates
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm so tired of these ads. Who is meeting to come up with them, filming them, and acting in them while we're in lockdown? Why spend all the money on a feel good new ad when you could have actually made a difference in a community with that money?

    Doc Thissen
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wish I could upvote this a million times over.

    CincyReds
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know!!! And "All heroes don't wear capes" So tired of that one.

    Dan McKenna
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    you're in a leaky row boat...politicians are on luxury yachts

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    Rabbit Carrot
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Exactly. Instead of appreciation days and clapping (which are nice) we campaign for better working conditions and better pay.

    K. aka letmeplaywithkittens
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A thousand times yes. How do we do this? Please chime in while we have the time and the pent up energy.

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    Rustyn Birch
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can't pay bills with "applause"...

    Kanga9ine
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And a week don't even scratch the surface.

    Stephen Joslyn
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, how come there is no CEO Appreciation Week? Asking for a friend,...

    Merilyn Horton
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Then they freeze Aussie nurses wages!

    Shart
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think its bs..why are other ptpfessions getting appreciation weeks like truvk drivers or lawn care workers

    Johanna-Nicollette Kidd
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Better conditiond+better pay isn't something business wants to hear!

    Christina Uhlir
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What about that next person who is hired to replace the worker who improved his/her ability and moved up, Martin Donovan?? As I said, somebody has to do those minimum paying jobs.

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    Charlotte Cottrell
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My boss gave me roses and wine. Best Nurses Week gift I've ever gotten.

    Agnes Jekyll
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This has to change, permanently.

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    Freya the Wanderer
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If tRump honestly believes that drinking bleach will cure Coronavirus, and if White House staff have tested positive, why doesn't he put his money where his big mouth is?

    Suzieq
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He was unclear on where to insert the light but I have a flashlight and a recommendation.

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    EtherealSponge
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait, wasn’t it recommended to inject it into yourself? With a syringe? I can’t tell which is worse.

    Carmen Honacker
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    HAHAHAHAHA!!! OMG, tears!

    Bill
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lysol was originally marketed as a feminine hygiene product.

    K. aka letmeplaywithkittens
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, so people who have no business with health have been unlearned from the start.

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    Mimi
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Omg, I laughed out loud sitting alone in my kitchen.

    Bettye McKee
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You woke up in the middle of a nightmare. I can't say enough about your bad timing.

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    Lavender Brown
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dang I never thought of that 😂 lol

    THE DOG LIFE
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tell that to the kids who are forced to square dance in elementary school.

    Daniel (ShadowDrakken)
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "cooties" refers to head lice, but the phrase has been around so long now that people just mean they find other people icky and try to avoid them. Generally it's an early grade school thing..

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    Donovan Strader
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    wowwwwww i also feel like this is the one i have used more than anything else :D

    von Funnyname
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's circle-circle-dot-dot, right? I'm asking for a friend...

    K. aka letmeplaywithkittens
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    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So now it’s suddenly acceptable to have your own bread basket?! I was so wronged. The gas station I frequent removed their hand sanitizers (to save money and time) about a month before it hit the US....

    Bacony
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Be warned, you can also be reminded of THE GAME in these times.

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    Foxxy (The Original)
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Selfish a******s. I want to say serve themselves right but it doesn't just effect them.

    Pretty Pangolin
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, their parents/grandparents shouldn't have to foot the bill for their stupidity.

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    Kerri Russ
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Very selfish of these people. Someone actually posted on Facebook that it is her right to go back to work and get back to her life, the government has no business stopping them. As a high-risk person, I thinked her profusely for allowing me to stay home and work for the rest of my natural life. My husband nailed it this morning... no one knows how to interact with strangers. I was raised to think about how my actions affect others. A tantrum at school interrupts class and keeps the teacher from doing her job, so figure out a way to calm down. Talking during church keeps others from hearing the word. I taught my son the same thing. Hence, we believe we're doing what we SHOULD do to protect not only ourselves, but also everyone else we are around. Thanks to our current administration, specifically, people have forgotten how to cooperate and compromise with other humans. It's all attack and defer and lie. TRUTH PEOPLE!

    Dizzyaudiohh
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good riddance.. I feel that if people want to be ignorant and protest that this virus is fake and that they "want haircuts" then so be it.. get the virus, be sick/die and be gone so that the rest of us who take it seriously and take precautions can move on and start living again. A little harsh? Sure.. but I can't stand these people and it makes me laugh when they actually end up sick.

    Miztre
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Natural selection. Let the idiots take themselves out,.

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    Freya the Wanderer
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What jerks! Their freedom ends where the next person's nose begins. A big part of liberty is responsibility. You do not deserve freedom unless you can exercise self-discipline.

    MAL_Winchester
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wisconsinite here. We're not all this stupid. And these folks got exactly what they deserved.

    Alexandra Klemp-North
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And now the order is running out it NEEDS to stay in place, we haven't reached our peak yet

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    kitcats
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    at that point I would just turn the device off

    kurisutofu
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Your pc? I guess it's fine if you don't have to work after that.

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    ojjunior
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Haven't laughed that much in a while. Thx for this.

    Ayli Nickerson
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    lol this happens all the time!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    Henry Tuttle
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm not a hypochondriac, but I always thought that was gross. I had my kids blow out the candles on their own cupcake.

    Philippa Davies
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I agree- I have never been comfortable with that tradition

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    Jennifer Sacrison
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now that I'm thinking about it...eating cake after someone blows on it is rather unsanitary...

    kat lia
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There was a video went viral last year on how Mitt Romney blow the candles on his cake. We should learn from him. (He took each candle out and blow it individually).

    Karen Klinck
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did he set the place on fire before he reached the last one?

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    Pretty Pangolin
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I miss the self-service bakery at the supermarket. Want just one bagel? Help yourself! It's gonna be a long time before that comes back, if ever.

    Cheryl Fontaine
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, I stopped doing that years ago after realizing blowing out birthday candles is spraying saliva all over the cake...

    Lynn Morello
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you think about toddlers and kids, that statement becomes, 'Blown Spit all over it.'

    Carolyn McCully
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Whoah! Never even thought of that! Thank goodness nobody can come over to visit.

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    Khloe Ness
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    nothing is more true than that

    Clavelle
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Everytime my husband comes back from the store I ask him what kind of people did you see? What were they wearing? Lol, even as an introvert, I really miss people watching!

    Cristina S.
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The last time I left my house was Friday the 13th... of March.

    Magda_lena
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I left my house only once since march lol

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    Teresa Groth
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is really scary for me because I say this to my husband every time he goes out to buy something!

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    Stephanie Johnson
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The thing is.. you know why you’re being confined. The orca doesn’t so it has much more reason so do that ..

    DC
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Absolutely!

    KateKat
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminds me of Free W***y, except W***y never killed anyone.

    Caroline Driver
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Imagine living in an empty 5' by 5' room for the rest of your life.

    Mike Rodrick
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm making a list for when i snap & become a serial killer.

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    TheHerplover
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A shovel! Or a popsicle stuck in the mountain. Nothing else.

    Charlee Morris
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    thats mother nature's way of saying f*** you

    Meami
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This would be hilarious if it wasn't so true

    Chris DiFonso
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This could be a "f**k you!" OR a cloud simulation of a d**k pick. It's a win either way!

    Cameron Gable
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you squint, you can kind of see Pinocchio. Or a frog with a long nose.

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    lara
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As women aren't paid as much as men, why don't businesses hire more women?

    John Doe
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    5 years ago

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    Women just don't usually apply for higher paying jobs. Said jobs are usually physically demanding and in some cases more dangerous to put it simply and it just happens that one demographic doesn't choose to work in those jobs.

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    Shart
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thats such a myth..women earn 72 cents..everyone knows that

    Kermit Hale
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Uh, actually, if women were earning less they lose more now because their $0.79 didn't go as far in the first place.. "Equal pay for equal work."

    izzy bradford
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yeah? well, it especially sucks that women on average get paid less than men. if anything, you deserve it. so quit complaining, ok? ♡

    Lauren Michlin
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    and you're getting $1 for every $.79, so now you're even

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    Suzieq
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even working 13 hours a day in healthcare, often working through lunch, I have still not lost a pound. Definitely stress eating! I could use an ice cream shortage.

    devi L.
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've lost two waist sizes. The appetite is a struggle

    Raine Soo
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't know...I've lost 20 pounds since the end of March. I sleep a lot. When I'm sleeping, I'm not eating.

    Marty Sunderland
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm sure I'd do better if I'd just stop baking

    backatya
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    what are you baking? Can I have some cookies?

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    Tereska
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m still working and gaining weight... damn It!

    Shart
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unless you get a heart attack

    German Rottweiler#16
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    lucky, I gained two, THE QUARINTINE TWO!!!

    Jessica
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean when you are already struggling with an Ed and your mental health is spiraling it's kinda hard not too just really not need those lbs right now

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    Pittsburgh rare
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    2020, I want to speak to your manager

    Catlady6000
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where is Karen when we really need her?

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    Eunice Probert
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm waiting for he zombies. We've not had them yet. Oh wait, yes we have. Saw a pic of people protesting in Washington DC.

    Freya the Wanderer
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    2016: "I'm the Year from Hell!" 2020: "Hold my beer."

    Lisa
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anyone seen those four guys going around on horses yet?

    Lisa Bateman
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Should we try switching 2020 on and off again?

    CatWoman312
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I work from home now, hopefully permanently. I will no longer be able to use inclement weather as an excuse to call in sick 😆

    Donovan Strader
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well congrats guys we have made it to the end of the worlddddd ;D

    ⚞ Katniss Everdeen ⚟
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can we delete and re-install 2020? This one has a virus

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    TheHerplover
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought it was spelled pyjamas

    K. aka letmeplaywithkittens
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The trick is to have a monochrome wardrobe and the same things in multiples. Am I wearing the same shirt 5x or a fresh one? You’ll never know.

    Lavender Brown
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I. Sorry if my above comment was offensive. It was meant to be a joke but I understand. Spell pajamas however you like I really don't care. Sorry.

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    Erin
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG! I just started the washer with a load of yoga pants and t-shirts.

    Melinda Nall
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is the best!!!😂🤣😂🤣

    Donovan Strader
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i would say that i can elate but i havent even washed mine

    nala simba
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yay! You mis spelled pyjamas! American?

    Robin Pedlar
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In my case it's sweat pants but I'm not fussy.

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    TheHerplover
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "The parachute has slowed our rate of descent. We can take it off now"

    Emperor Kitten
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "We didn't die after jumping from the airplane. Clearly the parachute wasn't really necessary."

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    Bill
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    we have a solution for the meat shortage

    Kane Khou
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well if you read any of the right wing literature, that's all fake news and scare tactics.

    Rissie
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pretty sure people are reading this wrong ;) Kane is agreeing and saying that people who feel the country needs opening seem to correlate to the group of people who tend to have conservative ideas are the ones not wanting to believe this news because to them it's fake. Which is all tied together by stupidity and overrating of how important they are.

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    Bettye McKee
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You are very wise for a frog, Kermit. But that's none of my business.

    Edward Hara
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seems stupid to think that there are deaths from Covid when hospitals are faking death certificates so they can make extra money. But that's none of my business.

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    Cristina S.
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Millionth of Maypriluary

    SoozeeQ
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ha! That's hilarious! I'm gonna take that one.

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    Luna Rose
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    1982? I'm pretty sure that's the answer

    Debbie
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just lived two days twice!

    Karen Klinck
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Days of the week now: Yesterday, today and tomorrow.

    Michelle C
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is why I love my Alexa...just say "Alexa, what day is it?"

    Bettye McKee
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have to look at my phone to see what day it is. Every day.

    Stannous Flouride
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Sorry, but you've already used all your lifelines."

    Stannous Flouride
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    btw-If you look up my name on YT you can watch me on the first season of the US version of 'WWTBAMillionaire?'

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    Bill
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And they are screwing the US and Canada out of tax dollars

    Ian Bodey
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah just like all the american enterprises in the UK stealing Billions of ££££££ in tax from the Brits and other countries......🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬

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    K. aka letmeplaywithkittens
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Damn. So I guess I have to say no even if proposed with onion rings. 😭

    Blarrg
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have to wonder, if they doubled what they pay people to give them a living wage, and doubled their prices to cover it, would people still go there? Especially if BK did it unilaterally, would people go there instead of the other places and pay double because they support paying people living wages?

    mph seti
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They wouldn't have to double prices if everyone at the top (especially investors) took a large pay cut, and they stopped advertising on TV.

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    D I N A
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What kind of haiku is that

    Michael Anderson
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Burger King employs more people than YOU do, Jordan. Burger King also sells me more cheap, tasty food than YOU do, Jordan. JORDAN...?

    John Bourne
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah I mean the workers should make $45 an hour so that I can pay $128 for a hamburger because we all know that BK is a career.

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    Hans
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Concentrate? Probably on tweeting, surely not on crisis management.

    K. aka letmeplaywithkittens
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or looking at others to blame where there shouldn’t be any place for it. Step down or shut up so more capable people could handle it. Impeding the process and looking more stupid is not a good look.

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    Kjorn
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    tell that to the morons who manifest for be able to get to the hairdresser

    Marty Sunderland
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Too many syllables, exceeds his reading level.

    Id row
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    lol, this should be much higher.

    Bettye McKee
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's what I'm talking about. Distractions.

    Jonathan
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The UFO videos were originally released a couple of years back though so I don't know why people are claiming they're a new distraction.

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    Monika Soffronow
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    BP, please tell me how come the comment I posted simply disappeared, and when I wrote it and posted it again, BP informs me in red letters that I have already posted it? But it is nowhere to be seen? What about the rest of you Pandas? Have you had comments all of a sudden disappear, your own or other people's?

    Dilly Millandry
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had a comment that didn't seem to post but then later on was there several times. I think it was my tech at fault though.

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    Monika Soffronow
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did anyone wonder why the Department of Justice dropped its case against Michael Flynn? Now you know.

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    Jean Hendrickson
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me! I 've mentioned it several times. It was also a full moon. Seriously.

    Bryn Tillberg
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    maybe this pandemic is a Friday the 13th curse

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    Fixin'Ta
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where I live (in Texas) that was the first BAD day -- that was the day the county I live in recorded its first deaths, and people went bat sh*t crazy at the grocery stores and it suddenly became impossible to get a grocery delivery until two weeks down the line.

    Jessica Cifelli
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For me it was actually Thursday, March 13th. That was the last day of normalcy. I actually remember because I work as a lunch lady and there was supposed to be a big lunch planned for the kids on March 14th, because it was Pi day. It didn't happen.

    Robin Pedlar
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yep, that's the day we were in NJ!

    未周 陸
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, Friday the 13th, February 2020 ... The Year of Rat!

    FurryManiac
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That wasn’t the last normal day for me, it was the first day of imprisonment as my school issued the COVID-19 email and i had a cold with dry cough and diarrhea...

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    Raine Soo
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    COVID-19 made me realize that I made the right choice by being child-free.

    Id row
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reason #288 why cats are preferable to kids.

    CincyReds
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG that was tooo stinking cute

    Ace
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lsai Aeon, you're saying it's the sole job of women to have a child or have children? That is their only purpose? That is the reason they exist? WHAT THE HELL? (I'm a guy btw) It would actually do the world some good to not have children, and if you really actually want kids, to adopt. But my question still stands. WHAT THE HELL?!!

    Heather Reynolds Atwood
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My hubby and I have LITERALLY thanked God that our kids are all legal adults now! This would be a f'ing disaster with school-aged kids. I pity and respect those parents!

    Claire Kellerman
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, I feel for PARENTS! God Bless you all. How completely amazing. Well told.

    Sondra Oppedisano
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That'd be the day that I get organized!

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    Foxxy (The Original)
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How have you managed to save? We are spending more in isolation than before, especially on bloody groceries.

    Rabbit Carrot
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Easy. No eating out or takeaways, no extra petrol expenditure, no after school activities and clubs for the kids etc, etc.

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    Esca Sav
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    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The fact that Taco Bell employees memorized my order really tells a lot about my spending habits. Quarantine is saving me from quesedillas

    K.Kobayashi
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm not saving any - too much time to shop online.

    kurisutofu
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's been more than a year that my wife and I have been saying we needed to cut on eating out. We always had a reason to break our "cook and stay home" rule. We finally could do it and we saw 30% decrease in spending. Now, next step, cut on food deliveries ...

    Linda Clements
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I noticed I had more money as well!!

    sharron lynn parsons
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Perhaps, this is a good time, make a list, transportation, lunch out, order in, the theater, etc; it would be interesting, a post just for this, I am retired, so I have no idea !!!

    Matthew Rasanen
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've saved a lot on gas, because I don't drive anywhere now. Groceries cost more when other people buy them for us. Also, some insurance companies are giving discounts to new and existing customers, because, with people driving so much less, there are fewer accidents and fewer payouts for them. It looks like generosity, but they are losing nothing. If the lockdown continues through the summer, they will be making money hand over fist, so to speak. At least they are giving back some of the costs to their customers. This is an ethics check for insurance companies that don't do this.

    Matthew Rasanen
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    5 years ago

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    Matthew Rasanen
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    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've saved a lot on gas, because I don't drive anywhere now. Groceries cost more when other people buy them for us. Also, some insurance companies are giving discounts to new and existing customers, because, with people driving so much less, there are fewer accidents and fewer payouts for them. It looks like generosity, but they are losing nothing. If the lockdown continues through the summer, they will be making money hand over fist, so to speak. At least they are giving back some of the costs to their customers. This is an ethics check for insurance companies that don't do this. I save a lot of money on gas, because I don't drive much anymore. Groceries cost more if other people buy them for us. Also, some insurance companies are giving discounts to new and existing customers. It looks like generosity, but, with fewer people driving, there are fewer accidents and fewer payouts for them. It looks like generosity, but they are losing nothing. If the lockdown continues through the summer, they will be making a money hand over fist, so to speak. At least they are spreading the costs among us. This is a good ethics check on other insurance companies that do not do this.

    Cathryn Cade
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These people obvs have not learned to 1click... poor souls.

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    Zoe Murphy
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    After this, I never wanna FaceTime again.

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    K. aka letmeplaywithkittens
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Your best friends are the ones you’ll answer even if it’s a double chin and rudolf nose day.

    Cristina S.
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Everyone always has a double chin during video calls.

    sharron lynn parsons
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder if, many people will be sick and tired ,of the phone calling !!!

    Claire Kellerman
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love just taking walks and going very very slow and looking at everything. I was talking to a woodpecker and this kind woman told me later, she was watching me as she walked closer to me on her own solo morning walk and she was trying to scan, to figure out if I was mentally insane, or approachable. We both laughed and she drove us to a forest to take a walk, and we had a great day together, because she could tell I am not completely insane, and woodpeckers are people, too. No, we do not care about social distancing when we know we are healthy and have been isolated for months, and hugging is healing. So, to each their own, as long as they are not hurting anyone else or anyone who is stuck in fear.

    Caroline Driver
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We have discovered though that we prefer online tabletop role playing games. We get way more of the scenario done somehow.

    Debbie
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i don't want to have to vacuum and fix my hair

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    Lemon Garnished Potato
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *snif* ah, feels like so long ago, and yet only yesterday.

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    kurisutofu
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wouldn't that be year 1 since this would mean "2019 before corona"?

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    Monika Soffronow
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Proof that everything was better when we were young. Like last year.

    SoozeeQ
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love that it's in black and white. Such a *long* time ago! Ha!

    Lavender Brown
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We did that??!!! Wow I forgot what it's like.

    bee girl
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looking at this makes me feel claustrophobic. What have we come to

    Sophie
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wish we could turn back time... to the good old DAYS

    Hannes Kopp
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People? There only men. What a big gay-community

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    Hugh Crawford
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All that stuff I want o do but can't when stuck at work? Ya, now I'm too bored to do it.

    Carvill Veech
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think of it as being on a cruise ship but with free Wi-Fi

    sharron lynn parsons
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As I think, to be positive, think about others, those who are in prison, or the hospital !!!

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    Ian Osmond
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Details here: https://twitter.com/micktheejit/status/1259169249760870400

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    Freya the Wanderer
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do you remember the BP post about the man who found a can of Spiderman Pasta from 1995, and had the courage to open it?

    Lorena Martin
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's a guy on youtube that opens reaaaally old food cans. It's disgusting and yet fascinating

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    Erdot
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dude, that was like 15 years ago. Oh wait...

    M Adams
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Keep it. Just in case. You can't really get cyanide capsules anymore.

    Karen Klinck
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can't get certain types of meat, either! "Maybe next week."

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    Jill Eugenio
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it beats what was found in my mom's freezer.......ground beef in a "freezer bag" , Yes that seriously says Chemo bag A5D1915A-3...4-jpeg.jpg A5D1915A-308F-47CA-9280-1945E903692B-5eba05cc2c584-jpeg.jpg

    Cream Pie
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gross! Doesn't she even wash the freezer ? Shocking

    Steven H
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Technically still "Good", but not at it's "Best"... 🤔

    Dónal Ó Murchadha
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's nothing, I found a dodo down the bottom of my freezer yesterday!

    Lyra Sis
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This would so be my parents if they would clean out their freezers

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    Capermom
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's creepy as hell, though...

    juice
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    definitely creepy, but it's a meme. Hide the Pain Harold was a stock photo model, but his smile in every picture looks like he's in pain q3V3Xe3-796x531.jpg q3V3Xe3-796x531.jpg

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    Stefania Wilson
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone: What are you doing during quarantine? Me:...

    Sophie
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ooh currently this pic is at 123 points (i was the 123rd) make a wish! I wish that we could go back to 2019 BC (before Corona) and stop this stupid damn virus when we had the chance! Now it's gonna be here for like 3-5-10 yrs and come back... the world will end!

    The Other Jake
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are you sure your last name isn't Lecter?

    Ramona Rhein
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Out-flipping-standing!

    Mike Rodrick
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sell them on Amazon; you'll make a fortune! But not be able to leave the house to spend it. Sorry about that.

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    Bill
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And its not even June yet

    Freya the Wanderer
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If only tRump had been shoved inside a peach - that King Kong promptly ate. Of course, then the big ape would get indigestion.

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    TheHerplover
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I remember watching that and thinking "he really stays on the bright side" bc his mom died his dad was deployed and a bunch of other s**t. But he "got the van!"

    K. aka letmeplaywithkittens
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey, you went back to your original handle. I remember watching this scene and my heart breaking. Comic reliefs and class clowns are sometimes the people most hurting or the kindest.

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    Rani Johnson
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hmmm. A lot of fake news there.

    Nayeli Ortiz
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This should be higher up its hilarious!

    Bacony
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hope the UFOs contain aliens.

    Freya the Wanderer
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    On top of all that, the Weather Service is predicting an above-average hurricane season, possibly the busiest since 2005. Talk about adding insult to injury!

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    Bill
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    4 Trillion is more than every Billionare on the planet owns together.

    Zuper Zeus
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually all billionaires net worth put together is 9 trillion

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    DC
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ... hard decision... Really, indeed, those poor poor billionaires...

    Nirity
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tax billionaires a lil more? A lil more than zero is still a zero. Rich people don't pay taxes, don't you know that? You pay. And you pay A LOT. Then rich people get those money because a rich guy needs 4,5 per month to survive. Not like you - you can last 10 months with 1300$. Lucky you. Now go work, or die. Don't forget to pay taxes because the rich guy depends on your money.

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    3ke
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You forgot 2016 that year wasn't great but not quite like 2020.

    Pretty Pangolin
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminds me of a thing I saw on PBS about the 1918 Spanish Flu epidemic - nobody talked about it afterwards. It was like they just collectively agreed to put it behind them and forget. It wasn't until decades later that people started writing books about it.

    seriously tho
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Any one else remember at new years we were all like, new decade, new me, its gonna be the best year

    Aria Whitaker
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The year that shall not be spoken....

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    Rissie
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You know what's actually ok? To see we are actually struggling with the same things. It makes me feel a little less stupid for procrastinating and having tiny tasks become this big in my head...

    Little Wonder
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I read a tweet from someone who basically said "I have not baked sourdough or started art or done creative things or cleaned my house and it's okay" and i cried. We are all mentally flipped around right now. And you're not stupid :)

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    Rex the Rat
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's me!! My life is so hard...

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    kitty_player 03
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I HAD A YOUTUBE AD THAT WAS 45 MINUTES THANK GOD I SKIPPED IT

    Borgia 137
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    #UblockOrigin 😍. I watch youtubeonly on browser, never use an app. I have adblocker even on my phone. Fu#k ads.

    togcrewsc
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i cant remember what movie this is from..... AGHHHHHHH

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    Raine Soo
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The other day, I stood in the middle of my living room, wondering what day it was. I looked at my calendar, and got nowhere. I finally checked my mobile phone. It was Wednesday.

    Monika Soffronow
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yep, morning has a tendency to come at increasingly strange hours these days. Up and down still seem to be working fine as basic directions and I take comfort from that.

    Bacony
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yep, time has died as a concept. There is no time, only WomanRoom.

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    Freya the Wanderer
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel like stage 3. My hair is now the longest it's been since I was a teenager.

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    DC
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ... actually, flying cars are a dumb idea to begin with - let's not even talk about flying electric cars, their handling and the hazard they impose on the stuff below. But ... I get it. I just like tires, you know ... crucial function they do, ...

    Geno
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And if we get flying cars there's gonna be air traffic-

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    Daniel (ShadowDrakken)
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Funny thing about flying cars... in order to get them flying, they need wings or rotors. In other words, they're planes and helicopters so stop calling them flying cars you n*b.

    Monika Soffronow
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, but fish still fly (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9uFjmeWnFZ4) and birds still swim in the ocean (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EwPrXOtBoVg)

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    Sophie
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's raining killer hornets!!! From out of the sky!!! Killer hornets!!! No need to ask why!!! Just shut your mouth!!! And run and hide!!! It's raining killer hornets!!!

    PattonPawter
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Plot twists: the bees have COVID

    Monika Soffronow
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    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do not complain. Leave that to these people, who are also facing the coronavirus living in countries with health care systems that quite simply cannot cope: "Hundreds of billions of locusts are swarming through parts of East Africa and South Asia" : https://www.bbc.com/news/in-pictures-51618188 and https://www.theguardian.com/global-development/2020/apr/13/second-wave-of-locusts-in-east-africa-said-to-be-20-times-worse

    Aarav Sontakke
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is literally may- murder hornets

    Freya the Wanderer
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    Khloe Ness
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    hiiiiiii im here to, um, talk to you... *goes out* *sting* corona virus BOOM

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    Freya the Wanderer
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If I am permitted to brag, I finally finished the first draft of a nonfiction book I've been writing off and on for a couple years.

    Raine Soo
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yep, that sounds about right.

    Becca Gizmo the Squirrel
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me but half my circle is pink (read) and the other half is helping kids with school. And part of the pink reading half is eating. Eating, reading, helping kids with school. Wait, I forgot to add sleeping.

    kitcats
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yea at the begining of the quarantine I was the left but I have given up all hope on that

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    Rabbit Carrot
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well at least we have kindling for the bonfire.

    Bacony
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or at least something to fight the aliens with if they turn out to be the "invady" kind.

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    Peachikeen
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ... Please tell me that's a joke because I don't think I can handle it right now.

    Tracy Lord
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nope. She's finally decided to release Midnight Sun. So it's new, but not really.

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    CincyReds
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Noooo not another Twilight book!

    LoPandas
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't forget the aliens

    JK Rowling
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    WHAT!? I THOUGHT THE NEXT CRISIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE KILLER HORNETS!

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    Freya the Wanderer
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To add the icing on the cake, the National Weather Service is predicting a very active hurricane season, one that could rival 2005. Next thing you know, the Drules are going to invade.

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    Lavender Brown
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I actually did that and the bread turned out amazing

    KateKat
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I made Lemon cake with a curd filling frosted with lemon icing and topped with fresh lemon zest;

    Jus
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love being alone with my thoughts.

    M Adams
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We were alone with our thoughts, and our thoughts said "Make me a sandwich!"

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    Foxxy (The Original)
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have not seen one video of celebrities singing and do you know why? Because I have the capabilities of scrolling past and ignoring them. More people should learn to do it, that way people who want to can still enjoy it.

    Bill
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    if everyone ignores celebrities they go away

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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Joe Lycette's version was excellent though.

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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    gas masks do have a drinking straw

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    Freya the Wanderer
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Brilliant! The best of both worlds - facial protection, and the capacity to drink. I've never done beer through a straw, but there's a first time for everything.

    Jerry Stover
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can't believe this one isn't #1

    Becca Gizmo the Squirrel
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is incredibly freaky. Now draw the circles in the cheeks like jigsaw.

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    whats the different reason hmmm? this is a joke

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    LOttawa
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I solved that problem, I now fall asleep on the couch.

    togcrewsc
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the only place that I can take a nap is the couch, but I have 2 older brothers and a dog... not much room for me. One day I woke up from a nap on the couch to doggo butt. Apparently she also farted but I was fast asleep. I did dream that there was a gas chamber...

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    I have a sofa bed. PROBLEM SOLVED!!!!

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    Bill
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The guy who dropped vehicles on people for insurance money

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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    my acual reaction when i heard about the murder hornets

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    Troux
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For the non-trekkies: There is a long-standing Star Wars trope that involves 'the guy in the red shirt' always getting killed, being throwaway security staff.

    Freya the Wanderer
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So appropriate that they are redshirts. Only the anti-quarantine bugnuts are putting other people at risk and not just themselves. They are being very selfish.

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    Conrad Strucker
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it's not even like "are you still watching" it's like "wow, pete, you're still here? are you actually still here? goddammit pete get a life or something"

    Khloe Ness
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    well of course i am. you are my freetime... and my all-the-time. *wah wah wahhhhh

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    LazyPanda
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When all corona jokes came out I was actually thinking of that part of the movie 😂

    Hans
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Measured by good deeds (or stopping bad deeds), god is on vacations since humans appeared.

    Yelena Yardeen
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I dunno why you're being downvoted; I agree completely

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    CincyReds
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel like I am constantly doing dishes! About to just get some paper plates.... but then the garbage will stack up. Their are no winners here.

    von Funnyname
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No joke, after my 4th week off I thought there was something wrong because I KNOW I wasn't eating with that many forks... So I got a whole 'nother set for my birthday. Now they're all dirty too. fml

    Erika Jones
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So much dealing with food! Shopping, cooking, dishes, repeat....

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    temmie
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that is so true (like if you know or have couples like this

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    Bill
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    2020 is Ramsey Bolton and Theo

    Conrad Strucker
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    okay theon redeemed himself though 2020 has yet to do so

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    ƒιѕн
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    god i hate that little bastard

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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ooh. I just cringe hearing that. Toothpaste and orange juice is disgusting together. Yuck

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    Rissie
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What's wrong with oatmeal raisin cookies...? And I wasn't expecting anything special from 2020. This s**t show is more like you were baking basic cookies and they came out breathing fire and s******g on your home because for some reason you were chosen by visiting aliens to raise their offspring.

    Freya the Wanderer
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah - I love oatmeal raisin cookies! If what followed "Bam" was "The chocolate chips were actually rabbit turds" that would have been a much better analogy.

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    Pittsburgh rare
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hahahahaha, the worst kind of disappointment. Those bloody raisin biscuits should have warnings like cigarettes do.

    togcrewsc
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    are you also allergic to grapes? and wine? and whiners? sorry

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    Becca Gizmo the Squirrel
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My son won't eat those because raisins still make him think of ants. He is 11. He will probably never eat raisins.

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    Bill
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the murder hornet doesn't seem impressed

    Jan Feline
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    https://www.cbsnews.com/news/murder-hornets-us-honeybees-washington/

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    Hanni
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...and keep the change you filthy animal!

    Hotdogking
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha! Bah Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha! * Gunfire*

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    deanna woods
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not all people allow us delivery drivers to just leave it. Probably because they need someone to talk to.

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    KoalaLa
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And in Belgium, the wolf just had babies

    Freya the Wanderer
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did you hear about the meteorologist (I think it was a meteorologist) who was doing a broadcast from home, and put on a nice shirt and jacket but no britches - and when he appeared on the Zoom-type video, everybody could see his bare leg?

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    K. aka letmeplaywithkittens
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What are you guys doing still wearing any pants? I’ve been wearing muu muus.

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    Bill
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I watched Big Labowski and had to go out and buy the stuff to make a White Russian

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    K. aka letmeplaywithkittens
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ugggh people, get your own thing. Now I have to move onto super manic hyper cheerful.

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    Rabbit Carrot
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    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Since when did Michael Myers socially distance? He stalked and killed people. I’m pretty sure running a knife through virgin teenagers involved getting closer than 2 metres.

    K. aka letmeplaywithkittens
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    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So I’m hearing it’s a bad time to be a virgin, especially if there are satanic rituals occurring in June.

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    Peachikeen
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe we can all learn something from this person...

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    kitcats
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    im confused, whats with all the bees

    Pretty Pangolin
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think they're 'murder hornets' - we're supposed to get an invasion.

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    Clove Kentwell
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Eek! I am absolutely terrified of bees and ants and spiders and...........

    Hanni
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why are these hornets wearing fur?

    TheHerplover
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They just big. Hornets and bees are very fluffy irl

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    Freya the Wanderer
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Australian wildfires, COVID-19, "murder" hornets - 2020 is already an annus mirabilis, but for all the wrong reasons.

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    K. aka letmeplaywithkittens
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hahaha. I’m going to be optimistic and say these aren’t the plans I’m looking forward to doing.

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    Juririn
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh boy, this is so true...

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    Evil Little Thing
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Literally one of the perks of masks is that you don't have to smile at people.

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    Freya the Wanderer
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've lost count of the number of times I have been first in a Zoom or Google Chat room.

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    Hans
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What is the difference to normal times?

    M Adams
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You are risking death to get the food.

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    K. aka letmeplaywithkittens
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Then they bounce off on the walls and run through more toilet paper.

    deanna woods
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is my parents' house to a t.

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    Conrad Strucker
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    finding out finn's hat was not actually his head changed my life forever

    Freya the Wanderer
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know the feeling! I haven't had a haircut yet this year, and I am tired of this mane.

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    A2Bros
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is this real?

    JeffC
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unfortunately not....would've been a hot seller this year too lol

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    Rabbit Carrot
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How are astronauts bored, they have the whole world to watch!

    Geno
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    They watch the world burn while safe in space ;)

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    Max Han
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least their getting good exercise

    M Adams
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    Astronauts don't have to worry about the virus.

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    El muerto
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    well WW3 would be fun to watch

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    Freya the Wanderer
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or a bomber of barleywine or Imperial Stout.

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    Aria Whitaker
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG look at the Croc-Sperry's!! lol

    PattonPawter
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So for drama camp I’m doing Peter Pan. We didn’t have enough people so the director’s son offered to help. He’s playing the crocodile and the Indian chief. So for his crocodile costume he has to wear a croc onesie, but I suggested to him he wear crocs.

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    Foxxy (The Original)
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I haven't learnt to make bread but I have learnt to make double cheese and bacon rolls.

    Daniel (ShadowDrakken)
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Eh, that's banana bread. It's really more of a cake ;)

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    kitcats
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    w...wait you have no stress

    Anne
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    free time? no stress? what are these magical things? I work from home and I work even longer days than I would normally..

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    Bill
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maine messed that one up. No bar in the state is attempting to deliver drinks thanks to the confusing and expensive regulations

    CincyReds
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is truly the best ever

    Alexis D.
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yes. this is a beautiful side-effect.

    Yelena Yardeen
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm glad for small business owners but wouldn't it be much cheaper to make your own drinks?

    CG2018
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nothing is as good as a margarita that someone else makes for you!

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    Max Han
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Could be a green screen

    Orillion
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The mere fact that it's in HD says enough

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    Bill
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Easy to tell which person is single.

    EtherealSponge
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because looking at still images of people easily allows one to tell which one is single.

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    Conrad Strucker
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    why you gotta beee like that

    Freya the Wanderer
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't wanna know what June will bring. The Weather Services says we're in for an above-average hurricane season. Just what we need - another 2005!

    Hiie Posti
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    I don't care, I live in North Europe, it doesn't affect me

    Pittsburgh rare
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, North Europe is famous for its solidarity. Greetings from a southern European

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    Khloe Ness
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    well then you must trust me LOOOOOOTS.

    John Laurens/Gay Turtle
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've actually started singing-counting. I'm going insane.

    deanna woods
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was having them before quarantine, but that's another story.

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    Bill
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I disable the camera so the Zoom meetings are just another call

    Khloe Ness
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the only thing i havent done are order takeout, drink alcohol(im a kid). ta da im growing into a potato

    Anne
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Virtual back ground and 5 meals a day for me..

    Freya the Wanderer
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There are plenty of quarantine bingo cards out there.

    Hiie Posti
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    I haven't done any of these

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    Hello Dolly
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    Our apartment has a pool but covid shut that down too. :(

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    Erika Jones
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bought my husband some V8 juice because it's healthy. He used it make a bloody mary.

    CincyReds
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just a bottle of Tito's is all you need

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    Juririn
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    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Should be pics from December for me 😒

    kasa alex
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Except for here Aus where we literally burnt

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    Mademoiselle Mirage
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe it will make them stop this disaster that YouTube rewind became