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40 Of The Funniest Coronavirus Jokes To Lift Up Your Spirits During Self-Isolation (New Pics)
The threat of coronavirus is weighing on every one of us. But no matter how hard it gets, there’s always a cold weapon known as a sense of humor. And some people aren’t missing a chance to spice up the hard times with killer jokes, viral memes, and deadly funny quips. All puns intended, of course.
Let’s take a look at these hand-picked comical gems compiled by Bored Panda, and after you’re done, parts one and two are waiting here and here. Don’t forget to upvote your favorites and share them with your friends. But remember to stay alone when laughing together!
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Jo Choto 5 years ago
Waiting for you to leave so he/she can get up to his/her usual shenanigans.
kathryn stretton 5 years ago
Know I will get downvotes, butdogs shouldn't be left home alone all day. It's selfish.
Liam Walsh 5 years ago
I totally agree with you. Dogs are social animals and need company.
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Sergio Bicerra Descalzi 5 years ago
"Soooo... when are you going, so I can call the guys to play poker?"
John L 5 years ago
I'll bet you, if you start coughing uncontrollably, she'll run and quarantine herself.
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HempFairy 5 years ago
Maybe that's how we can save the world: forbid by laws all the healthy and good habits in life, and watch all the "rebels" believe they are doing some rebellious s**t, when actually they are making the Earth a better place.
Seana McGee 5 years ago (edited)
I power-walked past a grumpy-looking taxi driver sitting waiting in his parked car here in the Marais district of Paris. I’m not quite sure he was even on his phone, but I heard him loudly exclaim: “Never in my life have I seen so many joggers!” To which, to myself, I replied: “Or so many dedicated dogwalkers!” Sacré bleu!
Karl Wilton 5 years ago
Good news,bad news.. first the good.. the new anti corona vacine makes all women crave sex with any man no matter how ugly.. now the bad.. it turns all men GAY.. I see Philip Schofields took his..
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Hans 5 years ago
Well, I just read the European Union will likely meet their climate goals for 2020. Without Corona they hadn't. This is as cynical as it gets...
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Helene Smith 5 years ago
yes, that is a much funnier and lighter way of saying it -- when i vented to my husband, I used words like biblical, proportions, etc.
Humor is a useful tool in helping to cope with cabin fever during a lockdown. Jokes, memes, and funny one-liners engage people remotely and create a sense of social belonging.
Paul Lewis, the author of “Cracking Up: American Humor in a Time of Conflict,” believes that jokes amid the outbreak offer a real shelter. “People usually make jokes about everything, but when news narrows down and has this element of fear, jokes are a way of temporarily triumphing over and repressing it.”
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Kate Johnson 5 years ago (edited)
Nothing really says 'evil' like refusing to pay for a service someone else is using when they aren't supposed to. 🙄 Seriously, am I reading the same entry, where someone stops an ex from accessing services they are no longer welcome to use? It's like changing the locks after a bad roommate left the home; a very simple chore that commonly occurs at the end of a relationship, COVID19 or not. Of course, it's ALWAYS great to complete a chore one had been dreading! I just don't see this as some kind of fiendishly clever ruse as opposed to a necessity. It needed to be done.
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depicus 5 years ago
Oh god feel this one soooo much, high risk parents STILL think it's ok to wonder in to town as long as they don't speak to anybody... WTF
RaroaRaroa 5 years ago
My mum can't drive due to her eyesight, my dad just had a hip replacement so will be another 4 weeks not driving. They can go nowhere without us taking them. Perfect timing. :-D
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Catlady6000 5 years ago
Yesterday, as I was washing my hands, in the WalMart restroom, two ladies, older than me (54) joking about "can't make me wash my hands" and "l feel like living dangerously," and didnotwashtheir hands!!!!! Been in a slow burn ever since
Catlady6000 5 years ago
Yeah, but wouldn't you love to see the video of the attempt
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Joyce Berman 5 years ago
My son is yelling at me for wanting to go out. It's definitely a reversal of roles. :)
Bored Panda contacted Jennifer Kahnweiler, a speaking professional and expert on introverts, about other useful tools to cope with cabin fever during the lockdown.
Jennifer Kahnweiler suggests focusing on some benefits even if adjusting to not having a routine is hard. “Sleeping a little later (if you don't have little ones) and staying in your pj's, even reading in bed” are among the luxuries that otherwise wouldn’t be possible.
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John L 5 years ago (edited)
And taking tests (which us plebs can't get) to tell us you have it, but are "doing fine".
Sandra Libertad 5 years ago
I guess you are from the USA, right? I hope you are ok there. Stay safe
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Denis Brown 5 years ago
They make me sick - and not with the virus. We plebs who self-isolate have to do so without money, tests, and mansions, so, all I can say is, "Boo fricken hoo to you".
Helen Haley 5 years ago
It is nice of them to try to provide what they can through entertainment though. I was pleasantly surprised by that.
Johanne Trudeau 5 years ago
That's exactly how I feel... They have everything necessary not to get cabin fever. So yeah, keep your advice to yourself. Don't want to hear it!!!
Jim Kang 5 years ago
I'm not happy about the "elites" having access to the test while we plebs are expected to just sit here and rot. However, there is a little bit of logic to letting at least some celebrities access to the test. It's that some celebrities are mobbed by people, wether it's their handlers or their adoring public. Testing them may help slow the spread of the virus.
Tahani 5 years ago
Fair enough,but they have the right to be scared too. And Jennifer Garner said her folks are still going out, so yeah it is scary even if you have a mansion to live in. But also think about why they live in massive houses with cinema, pool, game rooms... because they can't go outside without being bugged...
Denis Brown 5 years ago
They all want fame and fortune, then gripe about the fame part. As I said earlier: boo fricken hoo on you!
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TheKnightOwl 5 years ago
Pretty sure it's not just America. In Australia we had fire, then flood, now this. Thanks 2020. My husband told me last yr that he felt like 2020 was going to be the start of something awesome. I'll make some PSA's next time he says that, so we can all prepare.
Gayle Newbold 5 years ago
We are on an ancient aboriginal burial site. They have some pretty strict rules about how to use (and not use) the land, which we have ignored for a couple of hundred years
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WilvanderHeijden 5 years ago
A president denying a clear and present danger for 3 weeks and millions of idiots ignoring all advice to contain a disease can hardly be called "Bad luck".
Yugan Talovich 5 years ago
You are a terrible reporter. Can't you find something nice to say about his majesty's clothes?
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Henry Saravia-Melara 5 years ago
when you think about it, the whole world was built on an ancient burial ground
Glynis Robinson 5 years ago
We had drought before the fire and flood. "I think I have read that somewhere in the Bible"
Kahnweiler assures us that a sense of humor does help to fight emotional uncertainty. “Watching stand-up comedians, funny Youtube videos, and those memes can really do a lot! In fact, it's important for our immune systems and brings introverts and extroverts together.”
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Full Name 5 years ago
The end result is clever, but that is not the shot taken in the right picture with his cell. Imagine your cell that far away. It would not show a closeup bot that engine like that. This is a composite. I like it, but it's still a composite.
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Christine DeCoster 5 years ago
Is that toilet seat disinfected??? Its awfully close to your face!!
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Meyer Weinstock 5 years ago
I see what you did there... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
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ƒιѕн 5 years ago (edited)
Yes they know. I actually have Amish employees. They work harder than most Americans I know. They also have higher family values than most of you combined. As far as technology, they do use it, most just can't own it, but this also depends on the area they are in. Once you have been around an Amish family and they open up and trust you, they are a very warm caring people. I also love riding around on a horse and buggy with them, such an experience. So you can make fun of them all you want, you simply don't understand their culture. Grow up, be kind, they are human just like you and me. Downvote me all you want.
jknbt jknbt 5 years ago
nope, no downvote at all... I wish I had these people for employees & neighbors
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PalominoGirl 5 years ago
We have a friend we call “The Amish” because he’s actually an escapee - or whatever they call them. And no offense intended to any still practicing Amish who may see this. 😉
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WilvanderHeijden 5 years ago
Suddenly introverts are considered experts on the field of "How to keep yourself from dying of boredom."
Redfox 5 years ago
It's funny coz I am really an introvert, and I stay at home a lot due to health issues. I am like there is a virus out there making people crazy for staying at home? I been doing it for years, baby! I STILL do not have enough hours in the day to accomplish all I want to! Bwwwahhhhaaaa! Oh, sorry, my Evil side slipped out there. Carry on.
Madison Feehan 5 years ago
I'm an introvert, and this honestly has not affected me at all in any way. I just stay home like usual, do all my work from here!
The common belief is that introverts should handle the self-isolation way better, since they’re used to being alone.
But Kahnweiler tells us that it’s a stereotype because everyone, no matter their personality, needs human connection. “There are memes circulating on social media about introverts being happy they get to be away from people amid the Covid-19 outbreak. But introverts like people!”
When thinking about whom you can write or call, Jennifer suggests considering people who are living alone, are older, and find it hard to pick up the phone. She recalls the moment her introverted client reached out to her to say that “he appreciated knowing that someone is thinking about him.”
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Bob Beltcher 5 years ago
I've always had fantasizes about traveling back to the middle ages and teaching them basic stuff for all their gold. Use oil and eggs to make mayo. Sleeping with your fusion makes dumb kids. Take a bath at least once a week to stop sickness.
Monika Soffronow 5 years ago
Surreal! I was listening to Zager & Evans - In the Year 2525: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zKQfxi8V5FA
Johanne Trudeau 5 years ago
I'd time travel one year into the future to be rid of this horrible situation...
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Clavelle 5 years ago
Should I wear the plaid pj pants or the penguin pj pants today? Wardrobe decisions.
Bill 5 years ago
No pants. Homeschooling might be a little ackward though
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Pedro Purcino 5 years ago
-wearing iron mask for protection -crotch fully exposed while riding car filled with spikes just mad max things
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Lis Gentil 5 years ago
Yes. It's a very serious disease called boredom-itis. May be deadlier than the coronavirus. There's no cure. Kills at a very rapid pace.
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Jamie S. Martindale 5 years ago
A true aficianado realized there aren't that many W's in the letter bag, but it's mighty funny nonetheless!
Mendy Mckinnis 5 years ago
Playing Board game with only family member in house who loves games, Meowz!!
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Abby Stopps 5 years ago
I’m dying Easter eggs and in my brothers words “killing the eggs is mean” so my sister got him a butter knife
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Jovita A 5 years ago
Our governor actually allowed places with alcohol licenses to deliver alcohol with food orders... So now people will be bored and drunk, or paranoid and drunk (both not good combination)...
I Just Changed My Name 5 years ago
You wouldn't happen to be in NKY? Could def use some alcohol
Laura Crawley 5 years ago
So jealous, but i swear my stomach is turning into the shape of a pizza...
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Mark 5 years ago (edited)
Perhaps someone can explain to me how the three sea shells are supposed to work now ;) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n7nFEnFtvCM
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Freya the Wanderer 5 years ago
Symptoms of COVID-19: Coughing Fever Aches An overwhelming desire to travel and set up your itinerary so you have to change planes in Atlanta
Monika Soffronow 5 years ago
What is more surprising is the rate at which people do follow the recommendations to stay put, at least where I am.
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Bored Panda 5 years ago
It would be so funny to have twin girls and have them just follow people around the store and line up at the end of the isle
Jace 5 years ago
They are siblings. They likely live together because they’re children. Therefore they both have whatever infectious agents the rest of the household has.
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Rowlie 5 years ago
I will not be surprised if in 9 months there will be people trying to name their babies Covid if it's a boy and Corona if it's a girl
Meyer Weinstock 5 years ago
A whole sub-generation has been pre-labeled as "Quaranteens" when they are birthed, 9 months from now... -Dr M
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Nicholas Yu 5 years ago
In the panic of hoarding paper not once did I see anyone grab condoms...
Jon S. 5 years ago
Oh goddamn it you are right! Back to the shops with me...
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Liam Walsh 5 years ago
Not an impossible choice... shouldn't be a choice. If you have a job that can be done remotely then STAY HOME. If you don't have a school to be in then STAY HOME.
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What does a Foxxy say? 5 years ago (edited)
If you look to the right you will see a large group of toilette papyrus, these spectacular species are rarely seen these days especially in such large gatherings. I feel so privileged to be one of only a few people to have witnessed a sight like this in the last two weeks.
C Hypercube 5 years ago
Just before The Great Toilet Paper Crisis in 2020 that forced us to switch to the three seashells. Be well.
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annibell way 5 years ago
I know they're doing so well too and haven't even bought any mutations yet.
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Mickey Mouse 5 years ago
Aw sorry..........I think the dice only go up to six???
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Ripley 5 years ago
There's a saying that apparently originated in China: "May you live in interesting times". It's a curse. I'd say it's absolutely spot on.
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Finished chemo, had double mastectomy, now my wife's treatment is on hold because of this f*****g virus. On top of that her immune system is so jacked from the chemo and surgery, she is now in a weakened state and vulnerable to the corona virus. F**k this.
Kanga9ine 5 years ago
Hope all works out well. My thoughts will be for the two of you tonight and less on the man who has failed this nation of people with stories he'll never understand.
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Mickey Mouse 5 years ago
Old Chinese Proverb - "Better to light a candle than to curse the darkness!"
Michelle Patterson 5 years ago
It's sad that the lack of your intelligence had to spoil what could have been a funny saying.
Tina Scogin 5 years ago
At first, I laughed out loud at this one, then I got sad. Truth hurts.
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Hailtobaphomet 5 years ago
Exept with no pants, or shirt, instead a bathrobe
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Frankly, the consequences from gym shutdowns and unhealthy eating habits in self-quarantine truly remain to be seen. Statistically, this migth make quite an impact.
Liam Walsh 5 years ago
People can still exercise at home. People don't need to make daft choices regarding food. Eating more dried foods like pasta and rice are only going to make people fat if they eat too much of it and then sit on their arses all day.
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April Simnel 5 years ago
I think I'd take dried grasses and clover over creamed corn any day, tbh. Creamed corn is disgusting.
Sarah Romans 5 years ago
What about corn pudding tho? Why is it so good but creamed corn makes my heiny hole clench up?
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Dianne Patick 5 years ago
Being the household chef, you made me belly laugh for 5 continuous minutes. Thanks!
Sylvie Doiron 5 years ago
We are at macaroni and ketchup in about 2 weeks. In a month, might have to wonder how the Fancy Feast are really “fancy”.
Kimberley Thomas 5 years ago
Probably because the shelves were empty of the canned version. Yuck. I'm saying that as a Vegetarian.
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Carol Emory 5 years ago
Our is: Steak, Burger, Spaghetti, Mac and Cheese, Ramen, Ramen and Ramen...
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Jo Choto 5 years ago
Every press conference I see, with all of them huddled up shoulder to shoulder, makes me just shake my head.
WilvanderHeijden 5 years ago
Yes. It shows once again that politicians never do what they tell the common public to do. No gathering, keep your social distance, stay home.
Monika Soffronow 5 years ago
Several of the people in the photo are known to have been in close contact with people ill with Covid-19. For a country with such great universities, with such super smart scientists the choice of political leaders is weird.
Meyer Weinstock 5 years ago
The majority of American voters are under-educated in the sciences, unfortunately. -Dr M
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Daniel (ShadowDrakken) 5 years ago
Yeah so apparently the government is exempt from following anything the CDC says... pissed at my work right now for forcing us to not only gather in large groups, but to attend special coronavirus relief planning meetings with teams we're not normally in contact with on a day to day basis...
Katinka Min 5 years ago
What's up with these creepy people surround the Americn president in these pics I don't think I've ever seen someone in Germany do this. They just look brainwashed. It the a Stepford person, White House Edition, I never heard of? Did they cluster around the other presidetns like that? I never noticed.
Sarah Romans 5 years ago
And Dr Fauci looks like those puzzles we did as kids: which one does not belong?
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Kenny Kulbiski 5 years ago
Do any of those people have a reason to be there? I mean besides the compulsory looks of adoration for dear leader.
glowworm2 5 years ago
Dr. Anthony Fauci does in order to constantly correct the president.
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Emily Geels 5 years ago
I was texting my friend today and she said ok gtg, and I'm just like where the f**k do you have to go?
Moo Moo Futch 5 years ago
I feel like a really hard core introvert at Apple invented the "Do Not Disturb" feature for the iPhone. And now everyone wants to chat, as a hardcore introvert, I thank them and may the gods bless them with an abundance of three ply toilet paper with no poke through risk.
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Mickey Mouse 5 years ago
Ahhh........a man who chases two rabbits at the same time, catches neither of them! ?????
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Anonymous Panda 5 years ago
I knew this. It's crazy. Her mom says she can't leave because of CORONA and her mom has no job and only leaves for food. Plus right before they left f3d6c373d2...54ae36.jpg 
And I guess her leaving could represent people not wearing a mask. When they make a cure they should call it the Rider vaccine
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NanZ 5 years ago
I really hope that when this is over and it is safe to gather in large groups, that the schools will have some days set up so the kids can have their real graduation ceremonies and their proms. I don't even have kids, but I do feel sorry for them missing out.
LOttawa 5 years ago
My daughter is supposed to graduate in June. I feel horrible for her... She worked hard to get here...
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Misty Suarez-Forehand 5 years ago
My daughter has worked really to get to her Senior year because of health issues. And, now she may not have her graduation. This frustrates and saddens me.
Anna roberts 5 years ago
Beats being dead. This will help kids learn adulting sucks, they may as well learn early
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Heather Keedy Bateman 5 years ago
Possibly going to have to delay or forgo graduations.
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School was gonna have party with shaved ice and photo both for as graduation party for my fifth grade graduation they try this rather stay home 3 extra days
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Jenný Samúelsdóttir Herlufsen 5 years ago
They missed a wonderful opportunity to make that joke.
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Sergio Bicerra Descalzi 5 years ago
I would do that just from boredom, wondering what's the average cat temperature, and dog... and birds... and whatever walks beside me
Catlady6000 5 years ago
OMG, had to retread, I thought you said whatever walks inside me
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Ann Batten 5 years ago
So glad I have the most anti-oxidant, hydrating water avalable to help me fight this pandemic
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Harold Summer 5 years ago
"The Ballad of Buster Scruggs," a very unique, original Netflix movie by the Coen brothers. A twisted, dark, hilarious, themed combination of six short films, it is one of the best movies of 2019.
Dynein 5 years ago
tbh vaccinations protect even those who didn't get one. When a significant amount is immune, the disease doesn't spread as fast and you have a lowered chance of contracting it... which is NOT the case right now...
John Doe 5 years ago
The problem is carrying something that can affect others even when you're safe. So I still prefer if more people get common treatment over just relying on everyone else to do it.
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DKS 001 5 years ago
why is it ALL the sports celebrities and hollywood'ers get testings while the rest of us get "you don't fit the criteria. Go home and rest" ?
WilvanderHeijden 5 years ago
Imagine all rich people, sharing all their wealth. You nay say I'm a dreamer.....
Sergio Serg 5 years ago
Celebrities are the most vile idiots around. In time of crisis they are all like "hey, do t forget about me.."
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Magpie 5 years ago
Not exactly: He also had a blood cancer. And was treated with a VERY harsh regimen and then a bone marrow transplant. This is gruelling and dangerous process. ( it can kill you )>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> https://www.health.com/condition/hiv/second-hiv-patient-cured
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Becky Samuel 5 years ago
That's how you grow an avocado plant from an avocado pit. He's growing a tp tree.
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WilvanderHeijden 5 years ago
Even when your rebellion could cause the death of someone?
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Sandra Simpson 5 years ago
In Italy, when you go to a coffee shop, they put it on a shovel and give it to you. My grandma showed me a vid
PaulV 5 years ago
Screen-grab it and post it on this list! Get some panda points, currency of the future (now?)!
Load More Replies... LOttawa 5 years ago
Could be a beaver or a Canada Goose... We don't discriminate lol.
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WilvanderHeijden 5 years ago
My birthday is coming up and I couldn't be more pleased. This year I'm going to do what I always wanted to do on my birthday. Absolutely nothing.
Kimberley Thomas 5 years ago
That's what I usually end up doing and my birthday is New Years Eve! The world celebrates. Why can't I? Hoping to do something this year. If the world isn't still in this situation by then. (Please god.) I plan to at least leave the house by then.
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Allison Ranzau 5 years ago
My friends an I threw a virtually bday party over FaceTime for one of our friends:)
Becca Gizmo the Squirrel 5 years ago
My son's 11th birthday was March 16th. His party was supposed to be tomorrow. Poor kid..
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What does a Foxxy say? 5 years ago
I don’t think that will ever disappear.
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Clever Dog 5 years ago
If you are American it was Trump, if British its was Brexit, Australian fires. You all have something but now we all have the same s**t.
Kenny Kulbiski 5 years ago
I'm kinda hoping for an alien invasion just so the news networks will take a break from the virus. How many health officials and how long does it take to tell you to wash your hands, etc.
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Luna Lovegood 5 years ago
"no. Hooman is home and that means u must appreciate me, your glorious kitty god"
WilvanderHeijden 5 years ago
Look Dave, we had this agreement: When you're home, you do not work. I kept it simple for you and you still don't understand?
Kimberley Thomas 5 years ago
Meanwhile, my furry coworkers are stealing my chair when I get up and attempting to eat my keyboard. Screaming "HR!" as Daffy Duck does "Makeup!" does nothing. P4300828-5...84fc8c.jpg 
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Zoe's Mom 5 years ago
I have a dog and I now only walk her if I'm with another person. If not, then I stay within my complex. A lady in my area was robbed at gunpoint in front of a supermarket. Yup; welcome to America.
Gretchen Jones 5 years ago
So true. Still waiting for a plague of vampires and a lone survivor named Robert Neville...
Chris Jones 5 years ago
You don't understand how this works, do you? It's a comparison of events - not people and animals. Can I just also say (eh, spoiler alert for some) how much I hated the way that poor dog died in that film!!
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Kimberley Thomas 5 years ago
They had one job! I thought at first the 2nd guy had more facial hair than in the previous.
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Kjorn 5 years ago
everyone's home, not working and struggling without pay. not great both ways
Anne 5 years ago
Unless you live in Europe.. then you are home, either working or not, and still get pay. And health care. I love the US.. just.. there are some things that could be improved. These two are a good example.
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Lucas 5 years ago (edited)
Right now it's 4.45pm and I spy Tesco on my CCTV. They are here to deliver my usual weekly shop (I'm disabled). How much of my order won't they have I wonder. Here we go... UPDATE! They had loo paper! Woohoo! Also, carrots, lettuce, runner beans, ham, cooked chicken and yoghurt. No potatoes but better than I was expecting. Phew.
What does a Foxxy say? 5 years ago
I had to go to the chemist today and they are taking precautions. The pharmacists are wearing masks, we currently don’t sign our scripts so we don’t use the same pen etc.
Becca Gizmo the Squirrel 5 years ago
Yeah my pharmacist signed my name and write Covid next to it. I guess to let the insurance company know that it wasn't my signature.
Load More Replies... Charlotte Hoyle 5 years ago
And the food factory workers! My hubby on double shifts 7 days a week just to try to keep meat on the shelves in the uk.
Martha Riche 5 years ago (edited)
Prayers to you & your husband - I hope he gets a break very soon! My sister is a nurse, working 12 hours shifts, 3 days on, 2 off but that could and likely WILL change if any of her fellow nurses get sick.
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Nicky OldfieldDesciple 5 years ago
I would also like to say thank you to all the people who are keeping the electricity power telephones and Broadband networks working. without them we really would be in isolation. They are keeping us with the ability of keeping informed and in touch with our loved ones.
Biljana Malesevic 5 years ago
In my country most grocery workers have poor protection, or none, but pharmacists usually have masks and gloves and they don't allow more than two people inside. But I think everyone working with people should have the same rule and protection.
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WilvanderHeijden 5 years ago
Corona is forcing governments to do what they wouldn't do to fight climate change.
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What does a Foxxy say? 5 years ago
That no one cares enough or be bothered to check 😛
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WilvanderHeijden 5 years ago
It's quite remarkable that a lot of people that came in contact with one of the Trump-clan get tested positive for Corona afterwards.
Hugo Raible 5 years ago
Running a business, unlike you, Jess. And working for free for the US government.
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I Just Changed My Name 5 years ago
Me laughing with crohns pretending I'm not running out of time
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Kimberley Thomas 5 years ago
That's my plan since someone mentioned how it can be environmentally friendly due to not buying the added bags. So now I'm going to make bread how I've always wanted it and use the 22lb bag of flour I bought last year so I wouldn't be without for the homemade ravioli I was making. Time to use my heavy investment. And to finally put to use the bread machine my granny gave me.
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What does a Foxxy say? 5 years ago
I don’t want to see what will happen in May, It’s a matter of life and death for the poor doggy.
ladyconstellation 5 years ago
coronavirus didn't come from soup. here's what happened: 1. thanos see's infinity war and endgame 2. he realizes we're on to him 3. he comes up with a virus 4. he releases it into the world 5. he makes the virus wipe out half of the world: old and immuno-comprimised 6. he keeps the young population because they will never know what was they will know what is thanos isn't a villain he's a guy who wanted to make the world a better place he just didn't have a good plan to do so if we can get rdj, steve rogers, chris hemsworth, etc. to get a medical degree they will be the medical avengers and save us all.
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Chris Jones 5 years ago
I don't understand why anyone is surprised by this. Obvious that people moving around the planet, doing what they do, was causing most of the problems.
Kenny Kulbiski 5 years ago
Yeah, it's not like we're an endangered species. Of course I'd expect an exception to be made in my case.
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What does a Foxxy say? 5 years ago
Only 2 months, he’s been on vacation since the beginning of humans.
WilvanderHeijden 5 years ago
He started an experiment and abandonded it when the virus Human developed.
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Person2638 5 years ago
Coronavirus has screwed school up: ap tests are take home, keystones are cancelled, sats are delayed, graduation and prom are cancelled, and the teachers are basically unable to teach anything for the rest of the year because of mismanaged 'cyber school'
Flare 5 years ago
@Tiny Dynamine: This is a reference to the fact that high school students have to do online learning
thomas the tank engine 5 years ago
not just high school students. the 1st-8th grade students at my school are all doing online learning
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WilvanderHeijden 5 years ago
Europeans: I'll call in sick. Americans: If I don't go I get fired and I'll lose everything I own.
Bluebell Rizzi 5 years ago
I'm European and a lot of my friends still have to go to work.
Load More Replies... Lara Verne 5 years ago
Employer gave us masks, hand sanitizer and 100 euro more in wage. Screw it, I'd rather stay at home.
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Tiny Dynamine 5 years ago
Haha. For those of you who don't get it, The Sun is a scumbag nationalist excuse for a newspaper in the UK. It's owned by Rupert Murdoch (excuse my filthy language).
WilvanderHeijden 5 years ago
Why is everyone so obsessed with toilet paper when water is more efficient, more hygienic and easily available?
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Alex Bailey 5 years ago
But the response to social distancing and self-isolation is different. That's surely the point here. Introverts will have a much easier time with the isolation than an extrovert.
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What does a Foxxy say? 5 years ago
I must be lucky coz I have 3 buildings I can go in. The house, the shed and the enclosed carport.
Chris Jones 5 years ago
Oh YES! Not thought of it like that. Hmm... House, garage, summer house, workshop, shed 1, shed 2, shed 3 and the motobike store! Phew - I'm just so excited with my vast choices right now that I think I'll go and sit in my car to calm down.
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Nubmaeme 5 years ago
Living in the country definitely has its advantages. We can go outside, walk around the yard, play with the dog outside, even work in the garden. Don't have to worry about the neighbors because there is so much space between houses about all we ever do is wave to each other, virus or not. Life for us hasn't changed that much.
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John L 5 years ago
IKR!? Why is my online bank telling me what they are doing...it's not that type of virus....
Mal 5 years ago
hahaha Yeah tell me again how they are cleaning extra for us.
Load More Replies... Nicholas Yu 5 years ago
Still waiting on my email from Clorox: "Please continue being filthy slobs. It's what keeps us in business."
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Jo Choto 5 years ago
A friend of mine has a property that hosts weddings. He's currently battling with a bridezilla who insists that her wedding party of several hundred people plus caterers, servers, staff, etc., should go ahead, and it's not a problem.
Chris Jones 5 years ago
FFS. There's no telling some people. I doubt many of the people invited would even bother turning up anyway - I certainly wouldn't. Though to be honest I find weddings tedious.
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Kimberley Thomas 5 years ago
That looks uncomfortable (by way of being un-proportional) and blinding. For someone to wear that they would have to either give up using their arms or using their legs. A long neck also looks to be a needed feature. Wonder if Comic Book Guy would still squeeze himself into it, just for prideful reasons. I don't remember Zingbot looking this.
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DaVo 5 years ago
Morlocks are a fictional species created by H. G. Wells for his 1895 novel, The Time Machine, and are the main antagonist. Since their creation by H. G. Wells, the Morlocks have appeared in many other works such as sequels, films, television shows, and works by other authors, many of which have deviated from the original description.
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WilvanderHeijden 5 years ago (edited)
TBH For a life insurance company it's not profitable when a lot of their subscribers die young. I guess they were under the impression that only old people die from Corona.
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WilvanderHeijden 5 years ago (edited)
Just heard a virus expert say that this is not over in a few months. He even said that it's likely that it will even hit harder in the fall when people are catching the common cold and flu.
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Kimberley Thomas 5 years ago
Is Doubt suppose to look like Tom of MySpace? Or whatshisface from Facebook?
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Human #1,232,867 5 years ago
She is holding it wrong. Her finger should be pressing the trigger already.
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Kimberley Thomas 5 years ago
Iy has always been said that Twinkies can survive Armageddon. Yet I'm surprised other foods aren't included. I remember years ago someone claimed a McDonald's burger didn't even get mold after days or months of remaining untouched outside a refrigerator.
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Chris Jones 5 years ago
The actor did a great job of making him an utter plank.
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Crapulus Maximus 5 years ago
still no vaccine against Spanish flu. Killed over 50 million. Nasty little bugger.
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Tara Stevens 5 years ago
Well the Spanish Flu did kill 66,000 people, let’s really hope Corona is a poor imitation...
Brent Hollett 5 years ago
Actually, at least 50 million, with 675,000 in the US alone. And we won't beat Corona because it's a poor imitation. We'll beat it because people will take the warnings and the quarantines seriously, and give researchers enough time to develop a vaccine before it kills as many people as Spanish Flu did.
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What does a Foxxy say? 5 years ago
Schools are still currently open in Australia. They aren’t even closing a school after a student tested positive for Covid-19. They were at a school camp on Friday with roughly 60 people and on Saturday symptoms started showing. They got the results last night and the school didn’t feel the need to notify parents and the federal government doesn’t think closing the school is necessary. Everyone who came into contact with the child up to 24 hours prior should be tested and quarantined, same goes for the people who came in contact with the teacher that was diagnosed 3-4 days prior.
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Sandra Simpson 5 years ago
The first pic looks like Chandler and Joey's kitchen from f.r.i.e.n.d.s.
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Chris Jones 5 years ago (edited)
My dogs are currently enjoying isolation with me. They are getting the zoomies a lot more often admittedly (and I have a decent garden fortunately). I've got A virus, not THE virus but no-one's going to want to trust my word on that.
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John L 5 years ago
I don't even want to know what's up with the first frame.....ehrm....maybe I should rephrase...
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Kimberley Thomas 5 years ago
I'm on the borderline agreeing/disagreeing with you.
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Tara Stevens 5 years ago
What do you do when you don’t live with your other half? This is minor I know, but a girl needs a hug sometimes you know?
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Henry Cheves 5 years ago
You're lucky to have that many screens. Of course, they're fall over at 2 am, but...
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Edward Cherlin 5 years ago
A doctor, a nurse and an epidemiologist walk into a bar, and they all say GET OUT! GO HOME!
Freya the Wanderer 5 years ago
We need humor like this to get us through dark times. Gallows humor serves an important purpose. I pity everybody who lacks a warped sense of humor.
THE ULTIMATE PUGTATO >_< 5 years ago
In my opinion I think people should worry about the corona virus but no so much as in filling your whole house with toilet paper and hand sanitizer, I saw a report even on two ladies with a full cart of tp and wouldn’t share with a woman who wanted to buy just one pack. Masks dont work as the cdc already said(yes I did my research on that) they slip through the cracks around it and the fabric and it only helps if your sick so other people don’t get it not the other way around. People are just freaking out way to much when they shouldn’t have to. The flu kills more people. I feel that stores should limit items per person so that everyone has equal share. When they run out they can come back and the stores keeping track of how often those people come in. I hope that this new cure there talking about that’s helped with other viruses before that Fauci the US disease expert will stop the panic. Any other sources other than the cdc.gov in my opinion are fake news. Take care. #coronacation
Mickey Mouse 5 years ago
Didn't do your research very well then did you? And some of your spelling leaves a lot to be desired too and stop using abbreviation letters, not everyone out there knows what they stand for (yes I did my research on that) and stop making up non-existent words like 'coronacation', makes no sense whatsoever. A wise man once said, "he who walks about with his hands in his pockets feels cocky all day"!
Load More Replies... Carol Emory 5 years ago
We had to gather our things at work in preparation for our college going on lockdown. One of the managers texts us and says "If you can't be here in time to pick up your stuff today, I can bag up what you need from work and bring it to you." One of the IT guys responds with "Yeah..I left my desktop there. Be a dear and stick it in a bag for me. Ignore the college inventory number on it." LOL
jknbt jknbt 5 years ago
Posted instructions seen in Round Rock to educate people on how vigorously to wash their hands with the CV on the loose: txcvpreven...db242c.jpg 
Daria B 5 years ago
Not sure about World of Warcraft, but in Italy, it was reported that Fortnite and Call of Duty traffic jumped significantly up, saturating the country's whole network. As for the company where I work (it's a Korean videogames company, not telling you which one for privacy reasons), there is an increasing amount of people returning to our games.
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B.D. Reed 5 years ago
Thanks to some Covidiots I learned that Corona beer causes the virus. (Silly human race) So being the one to try new things I decided to experiment with a cure. Now since Corona is a beer, and that Covidiot occupying the White House asked if ingesting disinfectants would kill it, I had a "💡" moment. You know the old saying that you need to fight fire with fire? The cure is on the market and widely available....lySOL beer. Mexico gave us the coronavirus AND the cure. Talk about ingenious marketing. Wow! I think I should be nominated for the Nobel. And Trump should be happy because now the cure isn't worse than the disease. BEER! (And chocolate) Later Kiddos. Gonna do some preventive medicine. 🍺😉😷
5 years ago
Ballooned airheads talk about the corona virus... YouTube: Dementialand Briefing-A...22ab0c.jpg 
Edward Cherlin 5 years ago
A doctor, a nurse and an epidemiologist walk into a bar, and they all say GET OUT! GO HOME!
Freya the Wanderer 5 years ago
We need humor like this to get us through dark times. Gallows humor serves an important purpose. I pity everybody who lacks a warped sense of humor.
THE ULTIMATE PUGTATO >_< 5 years ago
In my opinion I think people should worry about the corona virus but no so much as in filling your whole house with toilet paper and hand sanitizer, I saw a report even on two ladies with a full cart of tp and wouldn’t share with a woman who wanted to buy just one pack. Masks dont work as the cdc already said(yes I did my research on that) they slip through the cracks around it and the fabric and it only helps if your sick so other people don’t get it not the other way around. People are just freaking out way to much when they shouldn’t have to. The flu kills more people. I feel that stores should limit items per person so that everyone has equal share. When they run out they can come back and the stores keeping track of how often those people come in. I hope that this new cure there talking about that’s helped with other viruses before that Fauci the US disease expert will stop the panic. Any other sources other than the cdc.gov in my opinion are fake news. Take care. #coronacation
Mickey Mouse 5 years ago
Didn't do your research very well then did you? And some of your spelling leaves a lot to be desired too and stop using abbreviation letters, not everyone out there knows what they stand for (yes I did my research on that) and stop making up non-existent words like 'coronacation', makes no sense whatsoever. A wise man once said, "he who walks about with his hands in his pockets feels cocky all day"!
Load More Replies... Carol Emory 5 years ago
We had to gather our things at work in preparation for our college going on lockdown. One of the managers texts us and says "If you can't be here in time to pick up your stuff today, I can bag up what you need from work and bring it to you." One of the IT guys responds with "Yeah..I left my desktop there. Be a dear and stick it in a bag for me. Ignore the college inventory number on it." LOL
jknbt jknbt 5 years ago
Posted instructions seen in Round Rock to educate people on how vigorously to wash their hands with the CV on the loose: txcvpreven...db242c.jpg
Daria B 5 years ago
Not sure about World of Warcraft, but in Italy, it was reported that Fortnite and Call of Duty traffic jumped significantly up, saturating the country's whole network. As for the company where I work (it's a Korean videogames company, not telling you which one for privacy reasons), there is an increasing amount of people returning to our games.
Load More Replies... B.D. Reed 5 years ago
Thanks to some Covidiots I learned that Corona beer causes the virus. (Silly human race) So being the one to try new things I decided to experiment with a cure. Now since Corona is a beer, and that Covidiot occupying the White House asked if ingesting disinfectants would kill it, I had a "💡" moment. You know the old saying that you need to fight fire with fire? The cure is on the market and widely available....lySOL beer. Mexico gave us the coronavirus AND the cure. Talk about ingenious marketing. Wow! I think I should be nominated for the Nobel. And Trump should be happy because now the cure isn't worse than the disease. BEER! (And chocolate) Later Kiddos. Gonna do some preventive medicine. 🍺😉😷
5 years ago
Ballooned airheads talk about the corona virus... YouTube: Dementialand Briefing-A...22ab0c.jpg
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