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Article created by: Larsas Jaseliūnas

Every one of us has cooked food at least a few times during our lives. And it doesn’t matter if your cooking was just making ramen from a store-bought pack or making a complicated meal from scratch. It’s still cooking in some capacity. 

And a lot of us have committed some cooking sins. Some of us even did it knowingly. Recently, Reddit users in a thread on the community r/Cooking shared what cooking sins they commit knowingly and shamelessly. Let’s take a look. 

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#1

Various uncooked pasta types arranged on a surface illustrating common cooking crimes in kitchen routines. I break my spaghetti in half like a mf champion and never regretted doing so

punica_granatum_ , Karolina Kołodziejczak Report

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    #2

    Raw marbled steak on ice with chili, garlic, cilantro, and hand reaching for salt shakers in cooking crimes context I let my meat defrost on the counter, and if I pay enough attention I´'ll put it in the fridge when its defrosted, but sometimes I totally forget about it and it comes to room temp. My family is still alive.

    Lentilfairy , Victoria Shes Report

    Bacon Tentacles
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As my mother in law says, "You gotta eat a lot of s**t in your life before it kills you."

    #3

    Close-up of chocolate chip cookie dough scoops on parchment paper, illustrating common cooking crimes in baking. I make, and eat, raw cookie dough. With eggs. Best treat. Never been sick

    CoffeeKween19 , Pam Menegakis Report

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    #4

    White butter pieces heaped in a cup on a wooden surface, representing common cooking crimes in the kitchen. I use salted butter and don't add salt in baking recipes. My desserts/baked goods always end up perfectly, slightly salted.

    BrewskiBehb , Monserrat Soldú Report

    Bacon Tentacles
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We are just gonna stop keeping unsalted butter in the house, because we end up salting everything anyway. Why confuse ourselves?

    #5

    Close-up of grilled sausages with roasted tomatoes, illustrating common cooking crimes people know are wrong but still do. I'll put ketchup on hotdogs and brats. I don't care what others think. I like it.

    IHaveTouretts , mali maeder Report

    Bacon Tentacles
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anybody who is offended by me putting ketchup on a hot dog can mind their own f*****g business. I don't put pineapple on pizza, but if someone else does, I'm not gonna have a conniption fit and act like they just shot the pope. You do you, bro.

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    #6

    Wooden cutlery drawer organizer with knives and spoons illustrating common cooking crimes in kitchen habits. Using a teaspoon to scoop out some spices, then putting it back into the drawer because it was spotless.

    cuteblackcat_AIM , Alex Moliski Report

    Bacon Tentacles
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Hmm, this coffee tastes like cumin. I dig it."

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    #7

    Brown mushrooms on a wooden surface illustrating common cooking crimes people know are wrong but still do. I rinse my mushrooms. Ain't nobody got time for carefully wiping off the soil.

    dopadelic , Pixabay Report

    Bacon Tentacles
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even Alton Brown thinks this is OK, so nobody should complain about this, ever again.

    #8

    Fish fillet cooking in butter with a sprig of thyme in a black pan, illustrating common cooking crimes. I cook with butter more than oils. It tastes better. Not as healthy, but it’s worth it to me!

    MP2382 , Paolo Botio Report

    Bacon Tentacles
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Butter is a hell of a lot healthier than seed oils. Thinking saturated fat is the devil is woefully outdated science.

    #9

    Hands chopping red onion with a knife on a white surface illustrating common cooking crimes. I don’t dice onions the proper way (keeping the root end attached). I cut off both ends, slice one way, then the other. I know it’s supposedly easier, but I don’t like doing it that way.

    -make-it-so- , mali maeder Report

    Bacon Tentacles
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If it works for you, then rock it. The most important thing is that you get food into your belly.

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    #10

    Chef knife on wood table surrounded by fresh herbs, garlic, onions, and sliced cucumbers for cooking crimes tips. I use my chef’s knife for everything. All my other knives are just there to look pretty.

    pitfall1984 , Kevin Doran Report

    Bacon Tentacles
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And they are, too. Pretty. Oh-so-pretty.

    #11

    Fresh leafy lettuce and sliced tomatoes on a white plate illustrating common cooking crimes people still do. My chef mother taught me NEVER to cut lettuce, only to rip. Ripping the lettuce and then rinsing/washing was my job every night before dinner, and I loathed it. Now, I only cut my lettuce with a knife, I refuse to rip it lol

    ServiceFinal952 , Jonathan Borba Report

    #12

    Raw egg cracked in cast iron skillet, illustrating common cooking crimes people know are wrong but still do My cast iron is seasoned properly so it gets a quick hand wash with soap and rinsed and then dried completely. It will get touch up seasoning when needed. The hysteria is so unnecessary.

    knaimoli619 , Klaus Nielsen Report

    Bacon Tentacles
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As long as you're not putting it in the dishwasher, we're cool. Oh, and BuzzyWaxx is awesome for touch-ups on cast iron and carbon steel.

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    #13

    Hand stirring a boiling pot with a spoon, illustrating common cooking crimes people know are wrong but still do. Sometimes, I salt the water *before* it is boiling.

    Whatiatefordinner , Yan Krukau Report

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    #14

    Person scooping flour onto a kitchen scale, illustrating common cooking crimes in home baking practices. When I bake I don't weigh anything, and just scoop up the flour in the measuring cup. I know it packs down, but whatever. My cookies always come out great anyway.

    Square-Ad-464 , Ron Lach Report

    Bacon Tentacles
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There is an art to science, and a science to art. Sooner or later with any good recipe you get to the point where you just KNOW.

    #15

    Assorted cooking ingredients including eggs, meats, vegetables, and spices arranged neatly, illustrating common cooking crimes. I don't do "mise en place" It's more like a mess in place, but as long as the food turns out good, I'm okay with that lol

    Gikie , Rudy Issa Report

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    #16

    Man in an apron sifting flour with kitchen tools and ingredients, illustrating common cooking crimes in the kitchen. Using dry measuring cups for liquids.

    Noninvasive_ , Los Muertos Crew Report

    Bacon Tentacles
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We weigh everything. Even though different liquids weigh different amounts. Meh. It works.

    #17

    Person chopping vegetables on a wooden board preparing food surrounded by fresh ingredients and kitchen tools cooking crimes concept I don't curl my fingers when cutting things. I've been cooking for 50 years and have only cut myself a few times and usually not when slicing. I feel I get a better grip not curling.

    00Lisa00 , Kristina Snowasp Report

    Bacon Tentacles
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Every once in a while I try the curling method, and I end up with chopped bits of stuff everywhere. I hate it. Fingertips are fine, as long as they remain attached to my hands.

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    #18

    Hand holding a cooked shrimp by the beach, illustrating common cooking crimes people know are wrong but still do. I remove shrimp tails before cooking. Apparently you’re not supposed to but the tails are disgusting

    Gold_Attorney_925 , Elle Hughes Report

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    #19

    Plate of rice with sauce and mixed vegetables, illustrating common cooking crimes people know are wrong but still do. 🫣 You can cook rice on the stovetop just like you would in a rice cooker. No need to do it pasta style lol. You'd just need to adjust the water to rice ratio and let it go. I don't taste as I cook. I just season with my eyes.

    evelinisantini , VD Photography Report

    Bacon Tentacles
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    2 cups of water, 1 teaspoon of salt, 10 oz of Jasmine rice. Combine in a pot and bring to a gentle boil. Reduce heat to Low, put a lid on the pot, and wait 10 minutes. Remove from heat and wait another 10 minutes. If your lid has a vent, then put a tea towel in between the lid and the pot to seal. Rice comes out perfect every time. Also works for sushi rice.

    #20

    I made homemade jambalaya a bunch of times until I really had it down, then decided that except for special occasions, it's generally not worth the effort to make from scratch. So these days I'm back to starting from a box of Zataran's and doctoring it up.

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    Bacon Tentacles
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same thing for cakes. You can make a fabulous cake from scratch, but Duncan Hines is just as good. S**t, it's what the Wilton school has been using for decades.

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    #21

    My secret ingredient is msg.

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    Bacon Tentacles
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Martin Yan called it his "Magic Spice."

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    #22

    Peeled garlic cloves in a cat-themed bowl, illustrating common cooking crimes people do despite knowing they are wrong Unless it’s going to stay in a dish uncooked, I rarely bother with fresh garlic these days. It’s good enough for weeknight cooking when I mostly just want to make something fast but decent. I chop and freeze onions and buy canned beans for the same reason. I take a lot of shortcuts like that due to health issues, honestly. Reducing the number of steps until done is helpful in getting myself to actually cook.

    Alaylaria , Cats Coming Report

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    #23

    Close-up of eggs frying in a pan with seasoning, illustrating common cooking crimes people know are wrong but still do. I overcook my eggs, eggs over-hard and scrambled over high heat until they are rubber. It’s probably mostly just because that’s how my mom prepared them and it’s nostalgia. I know how to properly cook an egg and that they are supposed to be at least somewhat runny. I will also never cook them that way.

    The-Gah , Megha Mangal Report

    #24

    Bowl of ground meat mixed with garlic and spices next to a garlic press, showing common cooking crimes. I use a garlic press. Sorry, not sorry.

    Key_Piccolo_2187 , Eva Bronzini Report

    Bacon Tentacles
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Samesies. Ain't nobody got time for that "by hand" s**t.

    #25

    Stick of butter on a dish with a gold knife, illustrating common cooking crimes people know are wrong but still do. I'll keep bread in the refrigerator. Especially for grilled cheese where it'll be reheated in butter anyway.

    thephillee , solod_sha solod_sha Report

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    #26

    Recipe for perfectly cooked stove-top rice, every time:
    - 2 cups of water
    - 1 teaspoon of salt
    - 10 oz of Jasmine rice.
    Combine in a pot and bring to a gentle boil.
    Reduce heat to Low, put a lid on the pot, and wait 10 minutes.
    Remove from heat and wait another 10 minutes.
    If your lid has a vent, then put a tea towel in between the lid and the pot to seal.
    Fluff rice and serve.
    Also works for sushi rice.

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