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Spider Cider

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I play a Tiefling Grave Cleric, and once rolled a nat-20 for drinking liquid spider in a cup, which gave my character a +1 in the next combat.

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Spider Cider • commented on 7 posts 2 years ago

“What’s Wrong With Your Cat?”: 50 “Faulty” Cats That Can’t Stop Glitching (New Pics)

awww lookit the little boi *🫱 pat head*

50 Hilarious Family Christmas Photos Shared By People Who Still Cringe At Them Today

Hmm... Das a bit sus innit' bruv 😳

“What’s Wrong With Your Cat?”: 50 “Faulty” Cats That Can’t Stop Glitching (New Pics)

awww lookit the little boi *🫱 pat head*

50 Hilarious Family Christmas Photos Shared By People Who Still Cringe At Them Today

Hmm... Das a bit sus innit' bruv 😳

50 Hilarious Family Christmas Photos Shared By People Who Still Cringe At Them Today

awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww🐈‍⬛

50 Hilarious Family Christmas Photos Shared By People Who Still Cringe At Them Today

Santa looks ready to go home.

50 Hilarious Family Christmas Photos Shared By People Who Still Cringe At Them Today

What's so wrong about this picture? It's just a family, being who they choose to be.

50 Hilarious Family Christmas Photos Shared By People Who Still Cringe At Them Today

bro really said 🐕

'Prank-O' Makes Up Funny Products No One Asked For (27 Pics)

I nearly spit out my lunch when I saw this 🤢

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Spider Cider • submitted 2 new posts 2 years ago

Curiosities

Hey Pandas, What Was Your 'Main Character' Moment? (Closed)

Curiosities

Hey Pandas, What Was Your Rpg Character Moment? (Closed)

Spider Cider • commented on 16 posts 3 years ago

Hey Pandas, Post Your Most Random Holiday Decoration

I'm SO doing this this year 🤣

30 Cringy And Sad Moments That Will Forever Live As Screenshots On The Internet (New Pics)

Kerl wurde wirklich für 24 Stunden ausgezeit, Hölle nein 💀

Hey Pandas, Post Your Most Random Holiday Decoration

I'm SO doing this this year 🤣

30 Cringy And Sad Moments That Will Forever Live As Screenshots On The Internet (New Pics)

Kerl wurde wirklich für 24 Stunden ausgezeit, Hölle nein 💀

"What's Wrong With Your Dog?": 50 Hilarious Times Dogs Seemed To Malfunction Hard (New Pics)

bro really said " ¯\_(ツ)_/¯"

50 “Interesting And Absolutely Terrifying” Images That Are Not For The Faint-Hearted

A lone scientist eh? who took the picture

50 Times People Made Such Funny English Mistakes, Others Just Had To Share Them In This Online Group (New Pics)

"Add Naruto"

“No Context UK”: 50 Pics That Prove The UK Is Unlike Any Other Country

TRANSLATION: The pain itself is love, the pain of the customer. Aeneas needs pain. Aeneas mass When the mountains, your home and your allies, and the great gods will labor, a ridiculous mouse will be born. As long as the cat, nor the compensation, the kids eu, any price, sem. No consequences for any mass. Until the foot is just, our customers or, bananas and not, the superhero needs, the bow. For in the just, Zen as, from the hairstyle, the poisonous life, just. No word has been played on the soft price of the football foot. Integer tincidunt Cras dapibus The live element always save. Aenean vulputate eleifend tellus. Aenean leo ligula, ferry eu, consequat vitae, eleifend ac, enim. It's time for the vehicle before, the protein, the cartoon who, the immune system, the earth. There's no reason to take a fear of the various bills. Everyone's Mom. Aenean imperdiet. Even if it's just or propaganda. Curabitur ullamcorper ultricies nisi. For the need of the public. Even more complicated. Maec

Hey Pandas, What Is Your Strangest Fear?

I can relate to this.

26 Weird Things That Happened In 2021 That Somehow Made The News

Thank you for my new yearly tradition. :)

30 Of The Scariest Things People Believed When They Were Younger, As Shared By The Bored Panda Community

yup. same here.

30 Of The Scariest Things People Believed When They Were Younger, As Shared By The Bored Panda Community

I was honestly afraid as a kid that I would not only see my reflection, but something else's too.

35 Times People Won The Christmas Decorating Game

EXTERMINATE! :)

50 Of The Best Snowman Designs Ever

So THAT'S the weird noise I heard last night.

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Spider Cider • upvoted 13 items 3 years ago

A Lightbulb

50 Of The Most Hilarious Tweets Of All Time That Will Probably Make Your Day

we were

A Lightbulb

50 Of The Most Hilarious Tweets Of All Time That Will Probably Make Your Day

we were

Twitter Page Shares 50 Animals That You Probably Haven't Seen Before

The Discworld!

Online Group "Damn, That's Interesting" Shares 50 Interesting Facts And Pics

Not all heroes wear capes. Some apparently wear traffic cones.

Funny-Visual-Gags-Simpsons

50 ‘Mental UK Headlines’ That Are 100% British

He would have gotten away with it if it weren't for those meddling kids.

Only At Walmart

What Do They Have Against Snails?

'Did You Know': 30 Facts About Cats That You Might Not Have Heard Of

PTerry?

50 Times Adults Decided To Have Some Fun In These Museums And Art Galleries

Omg don't even get me started on phony art people. You could take a s**t in the corner and at least 10 people will go "oh my stars, what a beautiful piece, the hardness of the poop reflects how tense and stressed the author is and, the singular fly buzzing around the excrement reveals the loneliness of the author, oh my the colour is magnificent, it's the brownest brown my artsy-fartsy eyes have ever witnesses. Oh and the redness-yellowness of that u-rine (yes, they pronounce it like this) means... well it reminds me I should see a doctor, dem kidneys are a-strugglin' youknowhatImean ahahah Francine cancel my 3-oclock caviar tasting mhm, thanks darling." 🤢

Hey Pandas, What Is Your Strangest Fear?

The Kraken. Don't care what other people say, The Kraken is real. (especially when I can't see the bottom of the swimming pool)

26 Weird Things That Happened In 2021 That Somehow Made The News

Can I request that the "burn it down" people and the "not" people have a duel yearly whilst dressed in goatty clothing to decide, because I'd totally tune in for that. I feel that horns should be mandatory.

30 Of The Scariest Things People Believed When They Were Younger, As Shared By The Bored Panda Community

I was honestly afraid as a kid that I would not only see my reflection, but something else's too.

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Spider Cider • submitted a list addition 3 years ago

Hey Pandas, What Is Your Strangest Fear?

Spider Cider • submitted 2 new posts 2 years ago

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Hey Pandas, What Was Your 'Main Character' Moment? (Closed)

Curiosities

Hey Pandas, What Was Your Rpg Character Moment? (Closed)

Spider Cider • submitted a list addition 3 years ago

Hey Pandas, What Is Your Strangest Fear?

Spider Cider • commented on 7 posts 2 years ago

“What’s Wrong With Your Cat?”: 50 “Faulty” Cats That Can’t Stop Glitching (New Pics)

awww lookit the little boi *🫱 pat head*

50 Hilarious Family Christmas Photos Shared By People Who Still Cringe At Them Today

Hmm... Das a bit sus innit' bruv 😳

50 Hilarious Family Christmas Photos Shared By People Who Still Cringe At Them Today

awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww🐈‍⬛

50 Hilarious Family Christmas Photos Shared By People Who Still Cringe At Them Today

Santa looks ready to go home.

50 Hilarious Family Christmas Photos Shared By People Who Still Cringe At Them Today

What's so wrong about this picture? It's just a family, being who they choose to be.

50 Hilarious Family Christmas Photos Shared By People Who Still Cringe At Them Today

bro really said 🐕

'Prank-O' Makes Up Funny Products No One Asked For (27 Pics)

I nearly spit out my lunch when I saw this 🤢

Spider Cider • commented on 13 posts 3 years ago

Hey Pandas, Post Your Most Random Holiday Decoration

I'm SO doing this this year 🤣

30 Cringy And Sad Moments That Will Forever Live As Screenshots On The Internet (New Pics)

Kerl wurde wirklich für 24 Stunden ausgezeit, Hölle nein 💀

"What's Wrong With Your Dog?": 50 Hilarious Times Dogs Seemed To Malfunction Hard (New Pics)

bro really said " ¯\_(ツ)_/¯"

50 “Interesting And Absolutely Terrifying” Images That Are Not For The Faint-Hearted

A lone scientist eh? who took the picture

50 Of The Most Hilarious Tweets Of All Time That Will Probably Make Your Day

r/beetlejuicing

50 Of The Most Hilarious Tweets Of All Time That Will Probably Make Your Day

I can imagine the only problem with the movie would be all the words are "gobble gobble" and none of the closed captions are in English, just French and Italian.

50 Of The Most Hilarious Tweets Of All Time That Will Probably Make Your Day

def boatercycles

50 Of The Most Hilarious Tweets Of All Time That Will Probably Make Your Day

Long live the king? I'm guessing that's the scene your talking about.

50 Times People Made Such Funny English Mistakes, Others Just Had To Share Them In This Online Group (New Pics)

"Add Naruto"

“No Context UK”: 50 Pics That Prove The UK Is Unlike Any Other Country

Hey Pandas, What Is Your Strangest Fear?

I can relate to this.

26 Weird Things That Happened In 2021 That Somehow Made The News

Thank you for my new yearly tradition. :)

30 Of The Scariest Things People Believed When They Were Younger, As Shared By The Bored Panda Community

yup. same here.

Spider Cider • upvoted 20 items 3 years ago

A Lightbulb

50 Of The Most Hilarious Tweets Of All Time That Will Probably Make Your Day

we were

Twitter Page Shares 50 Animals That You Probably Haven't Seen Before

The Discworld!

50 Times Adults Decided To Have Some Fun In These Museums And Art Galleries

Online Group "Damn, That's Interesting" Shares 50 Interesting Facts And Pics

Not all heroes wear capes. Some apparently wear traffic cones.

Funny-Visual-Gags-Simpsons

50 ‘Mental UK Headlines’ That Are 100% British

He would have gotten away with it if it weren't for those meddling kids.

Only At Walmart

What Do They Have Against Snails?

'Did You Know': 30 Facts About Cats That You Might Not Have Heard Of

PTerry?

30 Hilariously Inappropriate Playground Design Fails That Are Hard To Believe Were Approved

The Luigi "Penis Pie" Special

Hey Pandas, What Is The Stupidest Thing Anyone Has Ever Said To You?

This might sound stupid but volcanoes are just really big donuts

Hey Pandas, What Is The Stupidest Thing Anyone Has Ever Said To You?

No, he's a parrot. Duh.

Hey Pandas, What Is Your Strangest Fear?

The Kraken. Don't care what other people say, The Kraken is real. (especially when I can't see the bottom of the swimming pool)

Hey Pandas, What Is Your Strangest Fear?

Looking at mirrors and windows when I'm home alone/it's night. I'm afraid I'll see something I don't want to see.

Hey Pandas, What Is Your Strangest Fear?

I’m just gonna say it. I am deathly afraid of buttons.

Hey Pandas, What Is Your Strangest Fear?

The ocean. People just can't concept the fact of that 🤔 I hate how dark it is, I hate how deep it is, oh man, the animals 😥 it is just a terrifying place..

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26 Weird Things That Happened In 2021 That Somehow Made The News

40 New Hilarious, Dark, And Unexpectedly Twisted Hot Paper Comics

NoOoOoOoOoOo!!!!!

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