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shammy wells
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im all chill
shammy wells • upvoted 27 items 2 years ago
Hey Pandas, What Would An Honest Slogan For A Company?
Lowes: Overpriced tools for Dads Burger king: Same as Mcdonalds but a nasty breakfast menu Ram: Massive V12engines Sporting a peak horsepower of 250 with 5MPG and a 6-week limited warranty. Buzzfeed: A Crappy version of Bored Panda Nokia: The 45-Year-old Conservative Dad Phone Airbnb: You left a carton of milk in the fridge, that will be $500. Clash of Clans: for 11-year-olds and 50+ Year olds Pepsi: Almost as tasty as Coke
Hey Pandas, What Would An Honest Slogan For A Company?
Reddit - We're the dark place Mufasa talked about. Target - We have everything in existence, except for what you need.
Hey Pandas, What's An Immediate Turn-Off For You?
For me It would be any girl who drives a large gas guzzling Dodge/Gmc truck. If they were to drive a truck it has to be the tesla truck or a Rivian.
Hey Pandas, Post Some Lines From A Song And Let Others Guess It
Meet my jeweler, put ice on that (that) Two diamond chains, what's the price on that? (That) When you worth what you worth, I invest in that (yeah) Itty-bitty waist, but your a*s so fat (yeah)
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Hey Pandas, What Would An Honest Slogan For A Company?
Reddit - We're the dark place Mufasa talked about. Target - We have everything in existence, except for what you need.Hey Pandas, What Would An Honest Slogan For A Company?
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