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Couriva
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Couriva
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This lazy dragon forgot to write something about itself.
Couriva • upvoted 10 items 1 year ago
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Giving birth to my son, they put him on my chest for about 5 seconds then snatched him up and an entire team of medical types crowded around him working in complete silence. He wasn't breathing. I got to see him for all of 3 seconds, and only heard a couple of weak cries before they rushed him to the NICU. Two hours later they came up to tell us he was on a ventilator and not doing great, they suspected a heart defect and were going to helicopter him to the closest children's hospital (about 90 miles away). We did not get to see him for five hours and it was a couple days before we could hold him. I gave birth at midnight, so all of this was happening in the late late hours. A couple of relatively common issues had happened, both of which on their own need immediate attention but are not difficult to deal with, but the resolution of one caused serious problems because of the second. His heart is fine. He's a perfectly happy healthy preschooler now who is squirting bath water into the tub faucet and laughing hysterically.
Yavemar reply
Giving birth to my son, they put him on my chest for about 5 seconds then snatched him up and an entire team of medical types crowded around him working in complete silence. He wasn't breathing. I got to see him for all of 3 seconds, and only heard a couple of weak cries before they rushed him to the NICU. Two hours later they came up to tell us he was on a ventilator and not doing great, they suspected a heart defect and were going to helicopter him to the closest children's hospital (about 90 miles away). We did not get to see him for five hours and it was a couple days before we could hold him. I gave birth at midnight, so all of this was happening in the late late hours. A couple of relatively common issues had happened, both of which on their own need immediate attention but are not difficult to deal with, but the resolution of one caused serious problems because of the second. His heart is fine. He's a perfectly happy healthy preschooler now who is squirting bath water into the tub faucet and laughing hysterically.
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Couriva • commented on 23 posts 1 year ago
These People Experienced The Worst Luck Imaginable And Had No Choice But To Take A Pic (50 New Pics)
These People Experienced The Worst Luck Imaginable And Had No Choice But To Take A Pic (50 New Pics)
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These People Experienced The Worst Luck Imaginable And Had No Choice But To Take A Pic (50 New Pics)
These People Experienced The Worst Luck Imaginable And Had No Choice But To Take A Pic (50 New Pics)
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Giving birth to my son, they put him on my chest for about 5 seconds then snatched him up and an entire team of medical types crowded around him working in complete silence. He wasn't breathing. I got to see him for all of 3 seconds, and only heard a couple of weak cries before they rushed him to the NICU. Two hours later they came up to tell us he was on a ventilator and not doing great, they suspected a heart defect and were going to helicopter him to the closest children's hospital (about 90 miles away). We did not get to see him for five hours and it was a couple days before we could hold him. I gave birth at midnight, so all of this was happening in the late late hours. A couple of relatively common issues had happened, both of which on their own need immediate attention but are not difficult to deal with, but the resolution of one caused serious problems because of the second. His heart is fine. He's a perfectly happy healthy preschooler now who is squirting bath water into the tub faucet and laughing hysterically. Couriva • upvoted 9 items 2 years ago
Hey Pandas, What’s The Rare Opinion That You Have?
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Will use Hindi words so please bear with me Our school is a gareeb school run by a kanjoos principal who loves torturing the senior students especially with all the work. The school gives us sasta supplies which break easily. The students run a black market of chewing gum and a lot of them have the brains of gadhe. Our teachers are mostly nice except the Hindi one as she is torture. The school isn’t that gareeb actually but it’s gareeb enough that we can’t afford our own grounds but it’s at least ameer enough to have some amount of grass. Some of the aunties of the school have gutka. A lot of Kamla pasand and Vimal packets are strewn outside the school gatesThis Panda hasn't followed anyone yet
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