I wanted to replace a doorknob. Then was like, I should do them all so they match. Then was like, well these doors are old and should get replaced. Then was like, well, now the walls look shabby, and the flooring…and I wanted to get rid of that one wall anyway. And I need a window over here.

So, that’s how you end up with a $70k doorknob.

All creatures of the earth both great and small make it their life's mission to destroy your house via digging, chewing, and burrowing.

HarmonicasAndHisses:

Last night a raccoon broke into my completely enclosed vegetable garden. On the Ring cam, I watched this fat demon rip open my mesh fence with his [jerk] raccoon hands, trounce all over my radishes for funzees, then dig up all the carrots trying to figure out how to escape. He finally settled on simply tearing apart a second part of the mesh. He didn’t even eat anything, he just wanted to destroy!

Lotan:

We bought a beautiful house that’s in the woods. I always say, “The thing about living in the woods is that everything in the woods wants to live with you.”