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Mike F

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An old man with a little dog and WAY too much time on his hands.

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Mike F • commented on 7 posts 8 hours ago

Prove Your IQ Is Above Average With These 27 Questions

Same.

“Grifting Along Through The Holidays”: Melania Trump’s $90 Ornament Slammed As Tone-Deaf

She has been and always will be a grifter, just like the whole d@mned family.

Prove Your IQ Is Above Average With These 27 Questions

Same.

“Grifting Along Through The Holidays”: Melania Trump’s $90 Ornament Slammed As Tone-Deaf

She has been and always will be a grifter, just like the whole d@mned family.

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Mike F • upvoted 8 items 9 hours ago

Prove Your IQ Is Above Average With These 27 Questions

Sorry, #19 makes no sense to me.

Manager Bans Overtime, Gasps In Shock When Employee Clocks Out: “Where Are You Going?”

Malicious compliance. Seems like anyone who thinks they have authority, but don't actually do the work in question, love to design rules that prevent people from doing there jobs. Many times from people in a position of power who have no concept of reality

Prove Your IQ Is Above Average With These 27 Questions

Sorry, #19 makes no sense to me.

Manager Bans Overtime, Gasps In Shock When Employee Clocks Out: “Where Are You Going?”

“Grifting Along Through The Holidays”: Melania Trump’s $90 Ornament Slammed As Tone-Deaf

To quote the First Lady, "who gives a fu‍c‍k about Christmas stuff and decorations?" Apparently, you only care when you can grift.

Manager Bans Overtime, Gasps In Shock When Employee Clocks Out: “Where Are You Going?”

Forty years ago i worked in a grocery store. I kived a five minute walk from the store, so if someone missed a shift, they would call me. One week , I went over 40 hours ( i had 45 not crazy ) . Git a big lecture, etc. Bext day, manager comes to me and asks if i can cover. My response: i could but then i would be over 40. Shocked pichachu.

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Prove Your IQ Is Above Average With These 27 Questions

Celebrities, Entertainment

43 Times Celebs Had Their Mugshot Taken After Being Arrested

I don't want to be unkind but in any illustrated dictionary the word 'nerd' would have a pic of a young Bill Gates

43 Times Celebs Had Their Mugshot Taken After Being Arrested

It wasn't for the haircut?

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Mike F • commented on 21 posts 1 day ago

51 Pictures That Prove We Are Already Living In A Strange Dystopia That Lost The Plot (New Pics)

He's busy trying to get impregnated himself. I really hope he is the next pubtard to get caught trying to hook up in a men's room.

50 Of The Most Hilarious Tweets Amateur Comedians Graced Us With This November

I have to remember that one.

51 Pictures That Prove We Are Already Living In A Strange Dystopia That Lost The Plot (New Pics)

He's busy trying to get impregnated himself. I really hope he is the next pubtard to get caught trying to hook up in a men's room.

50 Of The Most Hilarious Tweets Amateur Comedians Graced Us With This November

I have to remember that one.

“Lesson Learned”: Brother Invites Family To Christmas Dim Sum, Then Pulls A Shady Move At The Register

Jeez, this one is so old I think it was deciphered from a cave painting.

30 Truths About Delivering Mail That Might Surprise You

Way back, it harder to get in and there was quite a wait list.

30 Truths About Delivering Mail That Might Surprise You

The employees who work inside my local PO are very cool people. I don't know mornings, the dog and I just kinda chill but move around after noon so I tend to get to the PO (when I need to go) around 2pm or so and they are just great even then. The carrier is a nightmare who apparently has a lot of trouble reading numbers.

30 Truths About Delivering Mail That Might Surprise You

A quick Google search says that OP's statement is not true.

30 Truths About Delivering Mail That Might Surprise You

Ed McMahon is in the truck with that BIG check, but he has to cool off first.

30 Truths About Delivering Mail That Might Surprise You

MANY years ago, before zip codes, sending a letter to grandma was as simple as: Grandma, Route 4, Maryville Tennessee, and she got it.

30 Truths About Delivering Mail That Might Surprise You

The guy looks like Donald Sutherland back in the day.

“What’s The Saddest Butterfly Effect You’ve Experienced Or Heard?” (29 Answers)

Now THAT'S butterfly effect.

“What’s The Saddest Butterfly Effect You’ve Experienced Or Heard?” (29 Answers)

Ya know. Uncle may be in the Bahamas living his best life. 🤷‍♂️

“What’s The Saddest Butterfly Effect You’ve Experienced Or Heard?” (29 Answers)

And the 💩s.

“What’s The Saddest Butterfly Effect You’ve Experienced Or Heard?” (29 Answers)

Fix Or Repair Daily. Found On Road D3ad.

“What’s The Saddest Butterfly Effect You’ve Experienced Or Heard?” (29 Answers)

Certainly over thinking.

“What’s The Saddest Butterfly Effect You’ve Experienced Or Heard?” (29 Answers)

These are the ones that are cute to read.

Woman's Chilling 911 Call After Brutally Attacking Sleeping Boyfriend Stuns Police

It's FB replies/comments, much like reddit, they don't have the brightest people commenting.

44 Of The Most Satisfying Instant Karma Manifestations People Have Ever Witnessed

When I first came out here to West Michigan from the e Detroit area the company put me up in a hotel until I found a place to live. The hotel was outside of the Grand Rapids area and I had to take the expressway to get there. One day it was snowing pretty heavily and the road surface was pretty well covered and traffic was moving at a crawl. A guy driving a POS pick up came down the entrance ramp (in a hurry apparently) and punched it at the bottom of the ramp. He began turning circles on the highway that a figure skater would be jealous of. How that meat head didn't hit anyone is miracle, plain and simple. He finally came to rest by crashing into a concrete abutment.

44 Of The Most Satisfying Instant Karma Manifestations People Have Ever Witnessed

Probably OUIL.

44 Of The Most Satisfying Instant Karma Manifestations People Have Ever Witnessed

Glorious!

44 Of The Most Satisfying Instant Karma Manifestations People Have Ever Witnessed

In reply to Debby Keir, what I gleaned was that it was the verbiage used, not the fact that she turned him down. You can indeed turn someone down, for anything, man or woman, but you don't need to be a pri©k about it.

44 Of The Most Satisfying Instant Karma Manifestations People Have Ever Witnessed

Same occurrence different viewpoint? 😂

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Mike F • upvoted 4 items 1 day ago

50 Of The Most Hilarious Tweets Amateur Comedians Graced Us With This November

"To the privileged, equality feels like oppression."

51 Pictures That Prove We Are Already Living In A Strange Dystopia That Lost The Plot (New Pics)

I think that they make enough money maybe they should have saved some instead of throwing it away

50 Of The Most Hilarious Tweets Amateur Comedians Graced Us With This November

"To the privileged, equality feels like oppression."

51 Pictures That Prove We Are Already Living In A Strange Dystopia That Lost The Plot (New Pics)

I think that they make enough money maybe they should have saved some instead of throwing it away

“Lesson Learned”: Brother Invites Family To Christmas Dim Sum, Then Pulls A Shady Move At The Register

It's not about the money, it's about the entitlement, the assumption that OP and her husband would pay with absolutely zero prior discussion on the matter

Woman's Chilling 911 Call After Brutally Attacking Sleeping Boyfriend Stuns Police

Did they not notice that there are three "bruises" vertically that all look exactly the same? People are really lacking in basic observational and critical thinking skills nowadays. The only thing she complained about was that he did nothing around the house.

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Mike F • submitted a new post 1 year ago

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Hey Pandas, What's Your Latest Earworm?

Mike F • submitted 3 list additions 1 month ago

Hey Pandas, Have You Gone Through Any Dental Anxiety As Of Now?

Hey Pandas, What’s A “This Should Be Free” Service That Always Costs Money?

Hey Pandas, You Have 60 Seconds To Ruin A First Date — What Do You Say?

Mike F • submitted a list addition 4 months ago

Hey Pandas, Do You Have A Petty 'Neighbour Deterrent' Method?

Mike F • submitted a list addition 5 months ago

Hey Pandas, What's Your Favorite Go-To Insult For Any Situation? (Closed)

Mike F • submitted a list addition 7 months ago

29 Ways People Flex Fake Wealth And End Up Looking Totally Cringe

Mike F • submitted 14 list additions 1 year ago

Hey Pandas, Share The Most Treasured Memory You Have

Hey Pandas, If You Died And Became A Ghost What Would You Do?

Hey Pandas, What’s The Weirdest Dessert You’ve Ever Tasted? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What's Your Least Favorite Halloween Costume?

Hey Pandas, What Smell Have You Smelled Recently That Brought Back A Memory From Your Childhood?

Hey Pandas, If You Were The Last Person On Earth, What Would You Do?

Hey Pandas, What Are Your Favorite Misheard Lyrics?

Hey Pandas, Who's The Worst Teacher You've Ever Had? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, If You Could Stay At One Age Forever, Which Would You Choose? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, Write A Sentence Starting With The Word "I" And Let Your Keyboard Finish It (Closed)

Hey Pandas, If I Went Through Your Cabinets, What Is The Weirdest Thing I'd Find?

Hey Pandas, What Are You Getting Your Mom For Mother's Day? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, Is Ai Actually Gonna Be Our Downfall?

Hey Pandas, What Is Your Pet Afraid Of?

Mike F • commented on 7 posts 8 hours ago

Prove Your IQ Is Above Average With These 27 Questions

Same.

“Grifting Along Through The Holidays”: Melania Trump’s $90 Ornament Slammed As Tone-Deaf

She has been and always will be a grifter, just like the whole d@mned family.

43 Times Celebs Had Their Mugshot Taken After Being Arrested

By my count 33 of the 43 were guys. Kinda skewed in the other direction, simply by the numbers.

43 Times Celebs Had Their Mugshot Taken After Being Arrested

Who the h3ll is that?

43 Times Celebs Had Their Mugshot Taken After Being Arrested

🎶I feel good...🎶

43 Times Celebs Had Their Mugshot Taken After Being Arrested

A country music "star".

43 Times Celebs Had Their Mugshot Taken After Being Arrested

Did it mess up the world tour?

Mike F • commented on 13 posts 1 day ago

51 Pictures That Prove We Are Already Living In A Strange Dystopia That Lost The Plot (New Pics)

He's busy trying to get impregnated himself. I really hope he is the next pubtard to get caught trying to hook up in a men's room.

50 Of The Most Hilarious Tweets Amateur Comedians Graced Us With This November

I have to remember that one.

“Lesson Learned”: Brother Invites Family To Christmas Dim Sum, Then Pulls A Shady Move At The Register

Jeez, this one is so old I think it was deciphered from a cave painting.

30 Truths About Delivering Mail That Might Surprise You

Way back, it harder to get in and there was quite a wait list.

30 Truths About Delivering Mail That Might Surprise You

A quick Google search says that OP's statement is not true.

30 Truths About Delivering Mail That Might Surprise You

Ed McMahon is in the truck with that BIG check, but he has to cool off first.

30 Truths About Delivering Mail That Might Surprise You

MANY years ago, before zip codes, sending a letter to grandma was as simple as: Grandma, Route 4, Maryville Tennessee, and she got it.

30 Truths About Delivering Mail That Might Surprise You

The guy looks like Donald Sutherland back in the day.

“What’s The Saddest Butterfly Effect You’ve Experienced Or Heard?” (29 Answers)

Now THAT'S butterfly effect.

“What’s The Saddest Butterfly Effect You’ve Experienced Or Heard?” (29 Answers)

Ya know. Uncle may be in the Bahamas living his best life. 🤷‍♂️

“What’s The Saddest Butterfly Effect You’ve Experienced Or Heard?” (29 Answers)

And the 💩s.

“What’s The Saddest Butterfly Effect You’ve Experienced Or Heard?” (29 Answers)

Fix Or Repair Daily. Found On Road D3ad.

Mike F • upvoted 10 items 10 hours ago

Prove Your IQ Is Above Average With These 27 Questions

Sorry, #19 makes no sense to me.

Curiosities

Prove Your IQ Is Above Average With These 27 Questions

Manager Bans Overtime, Gasps In Shock When Employee Clocks Out: “Where Are You Going?”

“Grifting Along Through The Holidays”: Melania Trump’s $90 Ornament Slammed As Tone-Deaf

To quote the First Lady, "who gives a fu‍c‍k about Christmas stuff and decorations?" Apparently, you only care when you can grift.

Woman Deeply Regrets Leaving Her Husband After 18 Years Together, Gets Perspective Online

I would love to hear the husband’s side of this.

Woman Deeply Regrets Leaving Her Husband After 18 Years Together, Gets Perspective Online

I think it would be very interesting to hear this story from the husband's POV.

Celebrities, Entertainment

43 Times Celebs Had Their Mugshot Taken After Being Arrested

It wasn't for the haircut?

43 Times Celebs Had Their Mugshot Taken After Being Arrested

I don't want to be unkind but in any illustrated dictionary the word 'nerd' would have a pic of a young Bill Gates

Mike F • upvoted 10 items 1 day ago

Only True Music Fans Can Recognize All 25 Albums From A Single Cover

Why its just a little wiener, how sensitive are you?

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Only True Music Fans Can Recognize All 25 Albums From A Single Cover

51 Pictures That Prove We Are Already Living In A Strange Dystopia That Lost The Plot (New Pics)

How's he going to impregnate women when he's looking for s*x on Grindr??

51 Pictures That Prove We Are Already Living In A Strange Dystopia That Lost The Plot (New Pics)

I think that they make enough money maybe they should have saved some instead of throwing it away

51 Pictures That Prove We Are Already Living In A Strange Dystopia That Lost The Plot (New Pics)

Also the content of a Trump Rally

51 Pictures That Prove We Are Already Living In A Strange Dystopia That Lost The Plot (New Pics)

That's the customer's fault for choosing online ink. My HP printer works perfectly well with ink bought from my local supermarket and no subscription required.

51 Pictures That Prove We Are Already Living In A Strange Dystopia That Lost The Plot (New Pics)

Aaaand this is why I loathe that sports are anywhere near education

51 Pictures That Prove We Are Already Living In A Strange Dystopia That Lost The Plot (New Pics)

Oligarchs, slumlords, although personally I prefer the concise "cvnt".

44 Of The Most Satisfying Instant Karma Manifestations People Have Ever Witnessed

It's a question of saying "No thank you." as opposed to insulting someone for asking.

50 Times People Found Gems On Wikipedia That Were Too Funny Not To Share (New Pics)

While they could be used as a pickup, they were more go to the beach/woods/party wagons. Seating for 4 ( there were two plastic seats facing rearward behind the cab) with just enough extra room for a large Igloo cooler and whatever stuff you needed that day. They were great for the younger crowd.

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