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MarTa • commented on a post 2 months ago

30 Things That Prove Someone Is The Worst Partner Ever

My ex would just look at me with disgust each time I had a panic attack. And every discussion I tried to have with him, would end with him asking If I had anything else to say or it's time for me to go to our bedroom and cry.

MarTa • commented on a post 5 months ago

40 People Reveal What Cheap Purchases Overhauled Their Lives For The Better

I get mine for €3/month

MarTa • commented on 30 posts 6 months ago

40 Times People Saw Others Act So Dumb They Had To Fight To Control Their Reactions

I was never good with plants but my SIL decided that a beautiful orchid in a pot was the best birthday present for me! I managed to not k**l it, but I m definitely going to a garden centre to repot it when the time comes!

40 Times People Saw Others Act So Dumb They Had To Fight To Control Their Reactions

Parthenon? That's in Athens. Pantheon is in Rome

50 Of The Wildest NYC Conversations People Can’t Unhear (New Posts)

Hi, I m Effi, it comes from Effexor

50 Stories Of People Who Overlooked Red Flags So Big They Were Blinding

I am glad when I see a person with self esteem, self respect and the courage to stand up for themselves. This usually means that their parents did a good job raising them. As for us, the least fortunate, we had to struggle to learn to love and appreciate ourselves and be able to stand on our feet. And some never make it.

50 Stories Of People Who Overlooked Red Flags So Big They Were Blinding

'I wanted to test your limits, but i didn't let you leave the house because i was thinking you may harm yourself'. When he wouldn't let me leave the house for 3 days and he psychologically 'challenged ' me, as he put it

50 Stories Of People Who Overlooked Red Flags So Big They Were Blinding

But you can take advantage of an insecure woman with low self esteem, who just got out of a troubled relationship by telling her exactly what she needs to hear and treat her like she is the One. And then you can convince her about anything. Source: myself

50 Stories Of People Who Overlooked Red Flags So Big They Were Blinding

He said to me crying his eyes out when he realised I was dead serious when I told I was leaving him a few days prior. 13 years we were together and he never said 'I love you' because real men speak through their actions. Never saw a loving gesture either.

50 Stories Of People Who Overlooked Red Flags So Big They Were Blinding

At my grandmother's funeral, I was crying and exhausted and it was terribly hot. I reached for my ex's hand to support myself because i felt nauseous. He looked at me almost with disgust and pulled his hand away

50 Mental Health Memes To Help Trick Your Brain Into Thinking That You Don’t Hate It Here (New Pics)

I reached that point in my thirties

50 Mental Health Memes To Help Trick Your Brain Into Thinking That You Don’t Hate It Here (New Pics)

Yesssss

50 Mental Health Memes To Help Trick Your Brain Into Thinking That You Don’t Hate It Here (New Pics)

I m with you on that!

50 Mental Health Memes To Help Trick Your Brain Into Thinking That You Don’t Hate It Here (New Pics)

Mine gives me some space at times. I love my pills.

50 Mental Health Memes To Help Trick Your Brain Into Thinking That You Don’t Hate It Here (New Pics)

didn't smash my work phone on my desk today!

50 Mental Health Memes To Help Trick Your Brain Into Thinking That You Don’t Hate It Here (New Pics)

Your friend is a hero!

50 Mental Health Memes To Help Trick Your Brain Into Thinking That You Don’t Hate It Here (New Pics)

Yes! Delivery! Drive-thru is too much effort. Getting dressed, driving there, seeing people.

50 Mental Health Memes To Help Trick Your Brain Into Thinking That You Don’t Hate It Here (New Pics)

Yes that's me! My teachers: wow, you are so self aware for someone your age! My manager: you are one of the most self-aware persons I know! My psychologist: You are self aware and in touch your subconscious. Me: Yes, please make it stop! It s t*****e

50 Mental Health Memes To Help Trick Your Brain Into Thinking That You Don’t Hate It Here (New Pics)

My wants and needs were never expressed, because i felt I was not worthy of having needs and wants.

50 Mental Health Memes To Help Trick Your Brain Into Thinking That You Don’t Hate It Here (New Pics)

Or over not finding my son's school trousers. But when my nephew ran into my house bleeding all over the place after going through a glass door, I just calmly put him in the car and took him to the ER.

Tried It Once, Never Again: 45 Things People Say They’ll Avoid Forever

That's so me the last 10 years. I drink socially and enjoy it up to the point my stomach says enough.

“My Jaw Has Never Hit The Ground Faster:” 50 Times Out-Of-Touch People Got Shamed Online

We have 4 months paid maternity leave and that's one of the shorter paid maternity leaves in Europe. I can't imagine going back to work after only 8 weeks. Not good for the baby or the mum.

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MarTa • upvoted 6 items 6 months ago

45 Times Sexists Tried To Explain Women But Ended Up Embarrassing Themselves

I think God would be more upset by his misogyny. Jesus had great respect for women.

45 Times Sexists Tried To Explain Women But Ended Up Embarrassing Themselves

Soomeone has found the key to eternal youth - ladies, don't have kids and you will be forever under 25!

45 Times Sexists Tried To Explain Women But Ended Up Embarrassing Themselves

I think God would be more upset by his misogyny. Jesus had great respect for women.

45 Times Sexists Tried To Explain Women But Ended Up Embarrassing Themselves

Soomeone has found the key to eternal youth - ladies, don't have kids and you will be forever under 25!

45 Times Sexists Tried To Explain Women But Ended Up Embarrassing Themselves

You wouldn’t have been in space if it wasn’t for the coloured women who did the majority of the computing.

45 Times Sexists Tried To Explain Women But Ended Up Embarrassing Themselves

Nope just a really good bat and a shovel will do fine.

50 Not-The-Brightest People Who Need To Go Back To School (New Pics)

Tridiot. Three times the stupid

Tried It Once, Never Again: 45 Things People Say They’ll Avoid Forever

Can't do audio books, I zone out when hearing someone drone on and on. Also it's too slow compared to reading it myself.

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MarTa • commented on 2 posts 8 months ago

50 Hilarious Posts From This Account Dedicated To Sharing “Men’s Humor” (New Pics)

This is Greek mythology, not Greek history. An epic poem by Homer.

50 Women Who Got The Internet’s Attention Because Of Their Delusional Behavior (New Pics)

He said in the comments that they broke up, she met someone new and got married in 4 months. No time wasted!

MarTa • submitted a new post 3 years ago

Photography & Digital Art, Travel

I Photographed The Poros Island In Greece (27 Pics)

MarTa • submitted 5 list additions 1 year ago

Hey Pandas, Post The Cutest Photo Of Your Pet (Closed)

Hey Pandas, Share The Best Photo You've Ever Taken (Closed)

Hey Pandas, Share Your Best Nature Pics (Closed)

Hey Pandas, Post A Photo Of Your Pet That Makes You Happy

MarTa • submitted 3 list additions 2 years ago

Hey Pandas, What’s Your Favorite Photo That You’ve Ever Taken? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, Share A Picture Of Your Pet Doing Something Weird (Closed)

Hey Pandas, Show Me Your Tattoos

MarTa • submitted 12 list additions 3 years ago

I Photographed The Poros Island In Greece (27 Pics)

MarTa • commented on a post 2 months ago

30 Things That Prove Someone Is The Worst Partner Ever

MarTa • commented on a post 5 months ago

40 People Reveal What Cheap Purchases Overhauled Their Lives For The Better

I get mine for €3/month

MarTa • commented on 18 posts 6 months ago

50 Not-The-Brightest People Who Need To Go Back To School (New Pics)

Depression is not insanity

50 Not-The-Brightest People Who Need To Go Back To School (New Pics)

Love my antidepressants! Never giving them up

50 Not-The-Brightest People Who Need To Go Back To School (New Pics)

I don't know, but their souvenir shops have an abundance of funny items indicating that you are in Austria, not Australia

45 Times Sexists Tried To Explain Women But Ended Up Embarrassing Themselves

Learn more in today's episode of how to raise a Christian family

45 Times Sexists Tried To Explain Women But Ended Up Embarrassing Themselves

I only text one, my psychologist.

45 Times Sexists Tried To Explain Women But Ended Up Embarrassing Themselves

I believe that you exist, because women do control their emotions better. Otherwise someone would have un-exist you by now!

45 Times Sexists Tried To Explain Women But Ended Up Embarrassing Themselves

Well, my grandma always said 'be afraid of the silent ones'. I guess they've never heard that.

45 Times Sexists Tried To Explain Women But Ended Up Embarrassing Themselves

I d like to see them keeping up with a ballerina's training!

45 Times Sexists Tried To Explain Women But Ended Up Embarrassing Themselves

Fortunately Christians are not all the same. The majority of my country's population are Orthodox Christians and that mindset is so outdated

45 Times Sexists Tried To Explain Women But Ended Up Embarrassing Themselves

I love my cats! So does my partner.

40 Times People Saw Others Act So Dumb They Had To Fight To Control Their Reactions

Parthenon? That's in Athens. Pantheon is in Rome

50 Of The Wildest NYC Conversations People Can’t Unhear (New Posts)

Hi, I m Effi, it comes from Effexor

50 Stories Of People Who Overlooked Red Flags So Big They Were Blinding

MarTa • upvoted 6 items 6 months ago

50 Not-The-Brightest People Who Need To Go Back To School (New Pics)

Tridiot. Three times the stupid

45 Times Sexists Tried To Explain Women But Ended Up Embarrassing Themselves

Nope just a really good bat and a shovel will do fine.

45 Times Sexists Tried To Explain Women But Ended Up Embarrassing Themselves

Soomeone has found the key to eternal youth - ladies, don't have kids and you will be forever under 25!

45 Times Sexists Tried To Explain Women But Ended Up Embarrassing Themselves

You wouldn’t have been in space if it wasn’t for the coloured women who did the majority of the computing.

45 Times Sexists Tried To Explain Women But Ended Up Embarrassing Themselves

I think God would be more upset by his misogyny. Jesus had great respect for women.

Tried It Once, Never Again: 45 Things People Say They’ll Avoid Forever

Can't do audio books, I zone out when hearing someone drone on and on. Also it's too slow compared to reading it myself.

MarTa • upvoted 2 items 8 months ago

“My Sister Could Do No Wrong”: 30 Times Parents’ Favoritism Of One Child Came Back To Bite Them

Well, you start out by being hilariously delusional and entitled....

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It's Always Like This Around Christmas Time

MarTa • upvoted 2 items 1 year ago

30 Savage Times Misogynists Got Exposed For Their Non-Existent Knowledge On Women (New Pics)

How dare they put THAT b******t in the mouth of Aragorn of all people. Aragorn isn't a sexist a*****e. Aragorn respects women.

30 Savage Times Misogynists Got Exposed For Their Non-Existent Knowledge On Women (New Pics)

Yes, if your C-section results in birthing an orange, which you proceed to attempt to breastfeed, that's probably not normal.

MarTa • upvoted 10 items 2 years ago

Hey Pandas, Share A Picture Of Your Pet Doing Something Weird (Closed)

Mine likes to mash her face into my stinky feet after work.

Don't You Want To Be Protected?

Better Than A Refund

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