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Jam man
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HI
im usually on every day...
i play GD, Minecraft, and Roblox.
i have the mentality of a 12 year old.
bye
Jam man • upvoted 2 items 3 days ago
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I was a driver on a movie starring Joey from friends in the 90s. He was a Very nice guy, and when I was slumped over at the wrap party because I was a drunk 19 year old he checked to make sure I was okay.
NockerJoe reply
Jim Carrey's trailer had an astroturf roll up lawn. On this lawn was a picnic table. On this table was a vase. On this vase was a flower. I'm not sure if he makes the teamsters bring it everywhere they filmed but I imagine so.
I never met the guy himself but that honestly I respected him for it. If you're living out of a trailer for days or weeks at a time and working the kind of hours we do making it as livable as possible is a good idea. Its honestly such a minor amount of work to set up compared to all the gear that gets hauled around regularly I doubt it was a huge deal.
Beyond that I've never really run into talent being primadonnas. Which makes sense. In this industry you're only as good as your last gig and your next one. People who are straight up naturally nasty don't last long.
If you see footage of someone melting down on set you should keep in mind we're all working like 12+ hour days 5 days a week and tensions are high. Even nice, good people can often crack in these circumstances. Hence why I don't fault anyone who wants a bit of extra comfort.
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Baconated-grapefruit reply
Preamble - I work in IT for a school, so overhear chunks of lessons whilst working in classrooms.
One child, perhaps 7 years old, raises a hand and asks the teacher a question about tectonic plate movement, to which a neighbouring child loudly announces "You're a tectonic plate movement".
It would've been unprofessional to snort with laughter, but I wanted to...
2old2reddit reply
4 year old daughter yells "dad, Ian says I'm dumb". Dad whispers in her ear and then she yells "I'm not dumb Ian, I'm just slow".
Saesama reply
I have told this story before.
My little brothers are twins, seven years younger than me. M is the 'sensitive' one, very tempermental and prone to yelling or crying or fighting. P is a stone cold brute who doesn't engage often but ruins lives when he does.
They are nine, at the park across the street, I am sitting on my porch reading and keeping an eye on them. M gets into an altercation with some kid and I start to head over when I hear raised voices. Before I can get there, the kid tells M, very clearly, "your birth certificate was an apology letter from the abortion clinic"
Personally, it took every fiber of will that I possessed to not burst out laughing. This is immediately my favorite insult ever, but it was also aimed at my little brother. M is shocked. He knows what an abortion is, and this kid just rocked his world. He looks like he's about to cry.
Before I can intervene at all, P comes up out of nowhere with a flying punch to this kid's face. Kid gets knocked down and very quickly wants nothing to do with the pissed-off miniature bull standing over him. Kid takes off and I collar the twins to herd them back home.
On the way across the street, I remark that it was kind of P to defend his brother, though punching a kid was a little extreme. P glares at me and replies "I wasn't defending him; that's my birth certificate, too.".
challam reply
My eight-year-old granddaughter told her older brother the only way he'd ever hurt himself during an activity is if the TV exploded.
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anon reply
I was a driver on a movie starring Joey from friends in the 90s. He was a Very nice guy, and when I was slumped over at the wrap party because I was a drunk 19 year old he checked to make sure I was okay.
NockerJoe reply
Jim Carrey's trailer had an astroturf roll up lawn. On this lawn was a picnic table. On this table was a vase. On this vase was a flower. I'm not sure if he makes the teamsters bring it everywhere they filmed but I imagine so.
I never met the guy himself but that honestly I respected him for it. If you're living out of a trailer for days or weeks at a time and working the kind of hours we do making it as livable as possible is a good idea. Its honestly such a minor amount of work to set up compared to all the gear that gets hauled around regularly I doubt it was a huge deal.
Beyond that I've never really run into talent being primadonnas. Which makes sense. In this industry you're only as good as your last gig and your next one. People who are straight up naturally nasty don't last long.
If you see footage of someone melting down on set you should keep in mind we're all working like 12+ hour days 5 days a week and tensions are high. Even nice, good people can often crack in these circumstances. Hence why I don't fault anyone who wants a bit of extra comfort.
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Jam man • upvoted 11 items 3 weeks ago
148 of the Best Insults: Master the Art of the Put-Down
You must have been born on a highway. That’s where most accidents happen.Baconated-grapefruit reply
Preamble - I work in IT for a school, so overhear chunks of lessons whilst working in classrooms.
One child, perhaps 7 years old, raises a hand and asks the teacher a question about tectonic plate movement, to which a neighbouring child loudly announces "You're a tectonic plate movement".
It would've been unprofessional to snort with laughter, but I wanted to...
challam reply
My eight-year-old granddaughter told her older brother the only way he'd ever hurt himself during an activity is if the TV exploded.
2old2reddit reply
4 year old daughter yells "dad, Ian says I'm dumb". Dad whispers in her ear and then she yells "I'm not dumb Ian, I'm just slow".
Saesama reply
I have told this story before.
My little brothers are twins, seven years younger than me. M is the 'sensitive' one, very tempermental and prone to yelling or crying or fighting. P is a stone cold brute who doesn't engage often but ruins lives when he does.
They are nine, at the park across the street, I am sitting on my porch reading and keeping an eye on them. M gets into an altercation with some kid and I start to head over when I hear raised voices. Before I can get there, the kid tells M, very clearly, "your birth certificate was an apology letter from the abortion clinic"
Personally, it took every fiber of will that I possessed to not burst out laughing. This is immediately my favorite insult ever, but it was also aimed at my little brother. M is shocked. He knows what an abortion is, and this kid just rocked his world. He looks like he's about to cry.
Before I can intervene at all, P comes up out of nowhere with a flying punch to this kid's face. Kid gets knocked down and very quickly wants nothing to do with the pissed-off miniature bull standing over him. Kid takes off and I collar the twins to herd them back home.
On the way across the street, I remark that it was kind of P to defend his brother, though punching a kid was a little extreme. P glares at me and replies "I wasn't defending him; that's my birth certificate, too.".
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