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50 Of The Most Entertaining Real Estate Listings This FB Page Found (New Pics)
The real estate market is a place where every day, someone is trying to cash out their unfinished DIY projects, long-neglected inheritances, and failed investments.
One Lithuanian "broker" — which, in reality, is just a parody Facebook page — collects the funniest unhinged local listings to show how colorful the outliers in this Northern European country can be.
While most buyers are looking at historic downtown apartments, modern new offices, and practical condos, let's explore open houses in the periphery — even those that should be closed shut and demolished.
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michael Chock 11 months ago (edited)
When using the toilet is no longer thrilling, add the risk of being crushed
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Lara Verne 11 months ago
What exactly is terrible here? I can see it's ugly, but as long as it's functional and in decent shape, there's no problem. New owner will change it as they see fit.
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Sara Frazer 11 months ago
All the storage, a built-in vanity, aah! The beautiful floor!!! Definitely needs different furniture and paint to match the warm dark wood, different light fixtures and some wall decor, but not bad
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YakFactory 11 months ago
Do those stairs comply with planning requirements? A fall onto that hard floor woulkd not be fun, but, is, I think, inevitable.
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Apachebathmat 11 months ago
There are at least three serial killers and ten dead bodies in that building
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rustyscate 11 months ago
Does the closest toilet have faucet? That does not look like a flush valve
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Ana Clara Rad 11 months ago
This gives me the same feeling of a guy wearing a tuxedo with a cowboy hat
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Nikkie Nothing 11 months ago
This looks like the prison rooms in Norway... They are nicer than my son's college dorm.
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Jelena Kovacevic 11 months ago (edited)
I'm going to have to learn Lithuanian, and buy the apartment with the smoking tiger mural.....Kiek kainuoja namas?
Vidas Zlioba 11 months ago
Your Lithuanian is fine. Good luck learning the rest, it gets complicated.
Load More Replies... Lara Verne 11 months ago
There's a few dirty or crazy rooms, but most of it looks fine. Looks like photos were takenin small apartments, where you have to work with every square meter. A lot of people still keep older furniture, because furnishing apartment with new, trendy furniture every season could be pretty expensive. So aside from a few eyesore wallpapers, what is wrong?
Paulina 11 months ago
In all honesty, most of them are not that bad. Looks like they're very small apartments of poor people who couldn't afford new furniture, or remodeling in general. Where I live, in central Europe, those listings wouldn't be surprising. Most people here live in apartment blocks - is not like in the USA where main mode of accommodation is a house. In cities it's nearly impossible to have one, apart from few smaller neighborhoods, where houses are also pretty old. New ones are built only outside the city limits, in gentrified villages, 30+ minutes away from the city itself. So yeah, second hand listings often contain a flat built in the 60s-90s, that was remodeled long time ago or never. After the WW2 we had to build a lot of places for people, very quickly, because all we had was rubble 🤷♀️ Apartments of more than 60-70 m² are considered big any many of them were occupied by the same family from the day they were built, to the day the last relative died/moved out.
Jelena Kovacevic 11 months ago (edited)
I'm going to have to learn Lithuanian, and buy the apartment with the smoking tiger mural.....Kiek kainuoja namas?
Vidas Zlioba 11 months ago
Your Lithuanian is fine. Good luck learning the rest, it gets complicated.
Load More Replies... Lara Verne 11 months ago
There's a few dirty or crazy rooms, but most of it looks fine. Looks like photos were takenin small apartments, where you have to work with every square meter. A lot of people still keep older furniture, because furnishing apartment with new, trendy furniture every season could be pretty expensive. So aside from a few eyesore wallpapers, what is wrong?
Paulina 11 months ago
In all honesty, most of them are not that bad. Looks like they're very small apartments of poor people who couldn't afford new furniture, or remodeling in general. Where I live, in central Europe, those listings wouldn't be surprising. Most people here live in apartment blocks - is not like in the USA where main mode of accommodation is a house. In cities it's nearly impossible to have one, apart from few smaller neighborhoods, where houses are also pretty old. New ones are built only outside the city limits, in gentrified villages, 30+ minutes away from the city itself. So yeah, second hand listings often contain a flat built in the 60s-90s, that was remodeled long time ago or never. After the WW2 we had to build a lot of places for people, very quickly, because all we had was rubble 🤷♀️ Apartments of more than 60-70 m² are considered big any many of them were occupied by the same family from the day they were built, to the day the last relative died/moved out.
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