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40 Weird Animal Behaviors That Are As Weird As They Are Impressive

Do parrots in captivity do this? Is it done by most parrot species? When do the parents name the nestlings? If I were to adopt a captive bred parrot as young as possible, I think I would also want to record the sound of its name. I could call it with that sound, in addition to the human name.

"Unbelievable But True": 40 Random Facts And Curiosities About The World Shared On This IG Page

i would love to see this done with the world's heaviest woman and the world's strongest man.

40 Weird Animal Behaviors That Are As Weird As They Are Impressive

Do parrots in captivity do this? Is it done by most parrot species? When do the parents name the nestlings? If I were to adopt a captive bred parrot as young as possible, I think I would also want to record the sound of its name. I could call it with that sound, in addition to the human name.

"Unbelievable But True": 40 Random Facts And Curiosities About The World Shared On This IG Page

i would love to see this done with the world's heaviest woman and the world's strongest man.

53 Movies That Aged Poorly And Make Us Feel Embarrassed

Don't worry, this is the bottom of the list. Take the whole list with a grain of salt. Someone put the 2002 Muppet Christmas movie on here because the movie makers were somehow supposed to actually know their history. That's right, it was released post 9/11 and still included the Twin Towers. I assume it's still a good movie. Mr. Rogers would never be on a list like this.

50 Times People Made Something So Great, They Just Had To Share It On This Online Group (New Pics)

I really was going to buy this, but not for $40. And $3.50 in tax. There's free shipping. But gosh, is it pretty.

50 Times People Made Something So Great, They Just Had To Share It On This Online Group (New Pics)

"See de moofin? Und here de boom-a-shootin" - Swedish Chef, How to Make a Doughnut, 1976, Colorized https://www.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2023/03/hqdefault-6408c337be4f8.jpg

28 Things People Keep At Home But Avoid Talking About Because They Are So Controversial, As Shared Online

My uncle owned one of those sticks. He got AIDS. He accidentally broke the cure the day before. It was a sticky situation.

75 People Shared The Amazing Ideas They Had While Drunk

You invented the Naco.

'Prank-O' Makes Up Funny Products No One Asked For (27 Pics)

Won't you have to leave bed to get the eggs?

40 Times People Found Lowkey Horrifying Pictures From The Past And Just Had To Share Them Online (New Pics)

Upvote for not knowing. And may I purchase the rock you have been living under? My current one still let me become aware of the movie before it came out, whereas your current one has shielded you for over a year after release. What I'm trying to say is: you have a better rock, and I want that rock.

Tech Support People Are Sharing The Worst Cases They’ve Seen While On The Job (30 New Pics)

I saw people playing with it on TV, but they stopped that way before I went to school. For anyone else that has seen people playing with it but never done it themselves, there's a safe alternative. Gallium, another liquid metal. There's some obvious things you shouldn't do with it, like ingesting it, but you can certainly hold it in your hands and play with it. In fact, you can hold it as a solid and the heat from your hands will melt it.

Tech Support People Are Sharing The Worst Cases They’ve Seen While On The Job (30 New Pics)

A surgeon and an IT guy once worked together to put all the organs and tubes in the body in the most efficient configuration. They basically took everything out, then put it all neatly back in. The resulting human was too powerful, and immediately escaped containment, despite still being under heavy sedation and having a giant laceration on the belly. Some speculate that he was overwhelmed with power, but I personally believe he was just confused about his tooth still hurting. After all, that's why he was there.

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Hey Pandas, What Unique Flavor That You Remember Were You Able To Recreate?

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Humpback Whales Went 3,700 Miles Just To Mate

"Unbelievable But True": 40 Random Facts And Curiosities About The World Shared On This IG Page

i would love to see this done with the world's heaviest woman and the world's strongest man.

Humpback Whales Went 3,700 Miles Just To Mate

"Unbelievable But True": 40 Random Facts And Curiosities About The World Shared On This IG Page

i would love to see this done with the world's heaviest woman and the world's strongest man.

28 Things People Keep At Home But Avoid Talking About Because They Are So Controversial, As Shared Online

My uncle owned one of those sticks. He got AIDS. He accidentally broke the cure the day before. It was a sticky situation.

75 People Shared The Amazing Ideas They Had While Drunk

You invented the Naco.

Amazing-Ideas-While-Drunk

"I once was very high and thought I came up with a groundbreaking idea. I was eating nachos, they were messy. I thought how cool would it be if there was a nacho sandwich, where the bread would be chips, and inside would be filled with all of the delicious nacho toppings. I sat there for 10 minutes thinking I had revolutionized nachos until I realized that I just invented tacos in my mind."

40 Times People Found Lowkey Horrifying Pictures From The Past And Just Had To Share Them Online (New Pics)

Who is Bruno

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30 Cheapskates So Cheap, Calling Them Frugal Would Be A Compliment, As Shared Online

GENTLY used.

“What Did The Pandemic Ruin More Than We Realize?” (30 Answers)

Don't blame that on the pandemic. The pandemic certainly didn't help, but children's education, mental health, coping skills, and socialization were all HORRIBLE BEFORE the pandemic. It amplified problems that were already there. Unfortunately, it would require a pandemic at least twice as bad plus some recovery time for people to realize these things are issues.

30 Cheapskates So Cheap, Calling Them Frugal Would Be A Compliment, As Shared Online

GENTLY used.

“What Did The Pandemic Ruin More Than We Realize?” (30 Answers)

Don't blame that on the pandemic. The pandemic certainly didn't help, but children's education, mental health, coping skills, and socialization were all HORRIBLE BEFORE the pandemic. It amplified problems that were already there. Unfortunately, it would require a pandemic at least twice as bad plus some recovery time for people to realize these things are issues.

This Artist Is Creating 'Alarmingly Bad' Comics With Humorous And Unpredictable Twists At The End (35 Pcs)

Galbor!

Midjourney AI Can Now Conjoin 2 Photos, And Here Are Some Of The Test Results Shared By A Telegram User (40 Pics)

Man-man! The ultimate parentless superhero!

40 Of Duolingo’s Funniest And Most Random Translation Prompts, As Shared By This Twitter Account

Yes I do! It's just in multiple pieces at the moment. I know where they all are though. Unless there's a secret extra piece I don't know about in the boy I'm trying to kill.

40 Of Duolingo’s Funniest And Most Random Translation Prompts, As Shared By This Twitter Account

Wait, you have bread?

60 Of The Weirdest Guinness World Records You Might've Not Heard Of

Longest noodle. The longest noodle measuresat 3,084 m (10,119 ft 1.92 in) and was put together by Xiangnian Food Co., Ltd. in China, on 28 October 2017.

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Doofus Jerry • commented on 15 posts 3 years ago

30 Cheapskates So Cheap, Calling Them Frugal Would Be A Compliment, As Shared Online

GENTLY used.

“What Did The Pandemic Ruin More Than We Realize?” (30 Answers)

Don't blame that on the pandemic. The pandemic certainly didn't help, but children's education, mental health, coping skills, and socialization were all HORRIBLE BEFORE the pandemic. It amplified problems that were already there. Unfortunately, it would require a pandemic at least twice as bad plus some recovery time for people to realize these things are issues.

30 Cheapskates So Cheap, Calling Them Frugal Would Be A Compliment, As Shared Online

GENTLY used.

“What Did The Pandemic Ruin More Than We Realize?” (30 Answers)

Don't blame that on the pandemic. The pandemic certainly didn't help, but children's education, mental health, coping skills, and socialization were all HORRIBLE BEFORE the pandemic. It amplified problems that were already there. Unfortunately, it would require a pandemic at least twice as bad plus some recovery time for people to realize these things are issues.

This Artist Is Creating 'Alarmingly Bad' Comics With Humorous And Unpredictable Twists At The End (35 Pcs)

Galbor!

This Artist Is Creating 'Alarmingly Bad' Comics With Humorous And Unpredictable Twists At The End (35 Pcs)

I have seen two of these and I am hungry for more Galbor.

This Artist Is Creating 'Alarmingly Bad' Comics With Humorous And Unpredictable Twists At The End (35 Pcs)

I'd watch a minimum of 12 full seasons of Galbor.

This Artist Is Creating 'Alarmingly Bad' Comics With Humorous And Unpredictable Twists At The End (35 Pcs)

Fananas

This Artist Is Creating 'Alarmingly Bad' Comics With Humorous And Unpredictable Twists At The End (35 Pcs)

MAKE FRIENDS

Midjourney AI Can Now Conjoin 2 Photos, And Here Are Some Of The Test Results Shared By A Telegram User (40 Pics)

Man-man! The ultimate parentless superhero!

40 Of Duolingo’s Funniest And Most Random Translation Prompts, As Shared By This Twitter Account

It IS suspicious! Who out there isn't eating children?

40 Of Duolingo’s Funniest And Most Random Translation Prompts, As Shared By This Twitter Account

Yes I do! It's just in multiple pieces at the moment. I know where they all are though. Unless there's a secret extra piece I don't know about in the boy I'm trying to kill.

40 Of Duolingo’s Funniest And Most Random Translation Prompts, As Shared By This Twitter Account

Wait, you have bread?

40 People Were So Disappointed In Wasting Money On Something, They Had To Share It Online

"Hello, FBI? My burrito's ugly... Are you still there? Hello?"

40 People Were So Disappointed In Wasting Money On Something, They Had To Share It Online

I love hole bread!

40 People Were So Disappointed In Wasting Money On Something, They Had To Share It Online

Find whoever did that and shove it in their tailpipe.

40 People Were So Disappointed In Wasting Money On Something, They Had To Share It Online

If you receive this, you should be allowed to throw your food. Not at the one who prepared it, but at whoever thought this was a good idea.

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Hey Pandas, What Unique Flavor That You Remember Were You Able To Recreate?

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Doofus Jerry • commented on 11 posts 2 years ago

40 Weird Animal Behaviors That Are As Weird As They Are Impressive

Do parrots in captivity do this? Is it done by most parrot species? When do the parents name the nestlings? If I were to adopt a captive bred parrot as young as possible, I think I would also want to record the sound of its name. I could call it with that sound, in addition to the human name.

"Unbelievable But True": 40 Random Facts And Curiosities About The World Shared On This IG Page

i would love to see this done with the world's heaviest woman and the world's strongest man.

53 Movies That Aged Poorly And Make Us Feel Embarrassed

Don't worry, this is the bottom of the list. Take the whole list with a grain of salt. Someone put the 2002 Muppet Christmas movie on here because the movie makers were somehow supposed to actually know their history. That's right, it was released post 9/11 and still included the Twin Towers. I assume it's still a good movie. Mr. Rogers would never be on a list like this.

50 Times People Made Something So Great, They Just Had To Share It On This Online Group (New Pics)

I really was going to buy this, but not for $40. And $3.50 in tax. There's free shipping. But gosh, is it pretty.

50 Times People Made Something So Great, They Just Had To Share It On This Online Group (New Pics)

"See de moofin? Und here de boom-a-shootin" - Swedish Chef, How to Make a Doughnut, 1976, Colorized https://www.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2023/03/hqdefault-6408c337be4f8.jpg

28 Things People Keep At Home But Avoid Talking About Because They Are So Controversial, As Shared Online

My uncle owned one of those sticks. He got AIDS. He accidentally broke the cure the day before. It was a sticky situation.

75 People Shared The Amazing Ideas They Had While Drunk

You invented the Naco.

'Prank-O' Makes Up Funny Products No One Asked For (27 Pics)

Won't you have to leave bed to get the eggs?

40 Times People Found Lowkey Horrifying Pictures From The Past And Just Had To Share Them Online (New Pics)

Upvote for not knowing. And may I purchase the rock you have been living under? My current one still let me become aware of the movie before it came out, whereas your current one has shielded you for over a year after release. What I'm trying to say is: you have a better rock, and I want that rock.

Tech Support People Are Sharing The Worst Cases They’ve Seen While On The Job (30 New Pics)

I saw people playing with it on TV, but they stopped that way before I went to school. For anyone else that has seen people playing with it but never done it themselves, there's a safe alternative. Gallium, another liquid metal. There's some obvious things you shouldn't do with it, like ingesting it, but you can certainly hold it in your hands and play with it. In fact, you can hold it as a solid and the heat from your hands will melt it.

Tech Support People Are Sharing The Worst Cases They’ve Seen While On The Job (30 New Pics)

A surgeon and an IT guy once worked together to put all the organs and tubes in the body in the most efficient configuration. They basically took everything out, then put it all neatly back in. The resulting human was too powerful, and immediately escaped containment, despite still being under heavy sedation and having a giant laceration on the belly. Some speculate that he was overwhelmed with power, but I personally believe he was just confused about his tooth still hurting. After all, that's why he was there.

Doofus Jerry • commented on 9 posts 3 years ago

30 Cheapskates So Cheap, Calling Them Frugal Would Be A Compliment, As Shared Online

GENTLY used.

“What Did The Pandemic Ruin More Than We Realize?” (30 Answers)

Don't blame that on the pandemic. The pandemic certainly didn't help, but children's education, mental health, coping skills, and socialization were all HORRIBLE BEFORE the pandemic. It amplified problems that were already there. Unfortunately, it would require a pandemic at least twice as bad plus some recovery time for people to realize these things are issues.

This Artist Is Creating 'Alarmingly Bad' Comics With Humorous And Unpredictable Twists At The End (35 Pcs)

Galbor!

This Artist Is Creating 'Alarmingly Bad' Comics With Humorous And Unpredictable Twists At The End (35 Pcs)

I have seen two of these and I am hungry for more Galbor.

This Artist Is Creating 'Alarmingly Bad' Comics With Humorous And Unpredictable Twists At The End (35 Pcs)

I'd watch a minimum of 12 full seasons of Galbor.

This Artist Is Creating 'Alarmingly Bad' Comics With Humorous And Unpredictable Twists At The End (35 Pcs)

Fananas

This Artist Is Creating 'Alarmingly Bad' Comics With Humorous And Unpredictable Twists At The End (35 Pcs)

MAKE FRIENDS

Midjourney AI Can Now Conjoin 2 Photos, And Here Are Some Of The Test Results Shared By A Telegram User (40 Pics)

Man-man! The ultimate parentless superhero!

40 Of Duolingo’s Funniest And Most Random Translation Prompts, As Shared By This Twitter Account

It IS suspicious! Who out there isn't eating children?

Doofus Jerry • upvoted 6 items 2 years ago

Humpback Whales Went 3,700 Miles Just To Mate

"Unbelievable But True": 40 Random Facts And Curiosities About The World Shared On This IG Page

i would love to see this done with the world's heaviest woman and the world's strongest man.

28 Things People Keep At Home But Avoid Talking About Because They Are So Controversial, As Shared Online

My uncle owned one of those sticks. He got AIDS. He accidentally broke the cure the day before. It was a sticky situation.

Amazing-Ideas-While-Drunk

"I once was very high and thought I came up with a groundbreaking idea. I was eating nachos, they were messy. I thought how cool would it be if there was a nacho sandwich, where the bread would be chips, and inside would be filled with all of the delicious nacho toppings. I sat there for 10 minutes thinking I had revolutionized nachos until I realized that I just invented tacos in my mind."

75 People Shared The Amazing Ideas They Had While Drunk

You invented the Naco.

40 Times People Found Lowkey Horrifying Pictures From The Past And Just Had To Share Them Online (New Pics)

Who is Bruno

Doofus Jerry • upvoted 14 items 3 years ago

30 Cheapskates So Cheap, Calling Them Frugal Would Be A Compliment, As Shared Online

GENTLY used.

“What Did The Pandemic Ruin More Than We Realize?” (30 Answers)

Don't blame that on the pandemic. The pandemic certainly didn't help, but children's education, mental health, coping skills, and socialization were all HORRIBLE BEFORE the pandemic. It amplified problems that were already there. Unfortunately, it would require a pandemic at least twice as bad plus some recovery time for people to realize these things are issues.

60 Of The Weirdest Guinness World Records You Might've Not Heard Of

Most lightning strikes survived. The only man in the world to be struck by lightning (a single lightning strike is made up of several 100 million volts) seven times was ex-park ranger Roy C. Sullivan, the human lightning conductor of Virginia, USA. His attraction for lightning began in 1942 (lost big toe nail) and was resumed in 1969 (lost eyebrows), in July 1970 (left shoulder seared) on 16 April 1972 (hair set on fire), on 7 August 1973 (new hair re-fired and legs seared), on 5 June 1976 (ankle injured) and on 25 June 1977 (chest and stomach burns). In September 1983 he died by his own hand, reportedly rejected in love.

60 Of The Weirdest Guinness World Records You Might've Not Heard Of

Fastest talker. In 1995, Canadian Sean Shannon recited Hamlet’s “To be or not to be” soliloquy (260 words) in just 23.8 seconds.

60 Of The Weirdest Guinness World Records You Might've Not Heard Of

Longest noodle. The longest noodle measuresat 3,084 m (10,119 ft 1.92 in) and was put together by Xiangnian Food Co., Ltd. in China, on 28 October 2017.

60 Of The Weirdest Guinness World Records You Might've Not Heard Of

Strangest diet. During his lifetime, Michel Lotito (France), known as Monsieur Mangetout, ate metal and glass throughout his lifetime, beginning in 1959. Gastroenterologists X-rayed his stomach and described his ability to consume 900 g (2 lb) of metal per day as unique. His diet since 1966 included 18 bicycles, 15 supermarket trolleys, seven TV sets, six chandeliers, two beds, a pair of skis, a low-calorie Cessna light aircraft and a computer. He is said to have provided the only example in history of a coffin (handles and all) ending up inside a man. Mr Lotito died of natural causes on June 25, 2007.