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Derek Neibarger • commented on 4 posts 3 years ago

Someone Asks “What Celebrity Disappeared Out Of Nowhere?” And Here Are 35 Top Responses

You appear, not disappear, out of nowhere.

40 People Who've Entered New Levels Of Cringe And Got Posted In The 'Cringetopia' Online Group (New Pics)

Showering daily is bad for your skin/hair.

Someone Asks “What Celebrity Disappeared Out Of Nowhere?” And Here Are 35 Top Responses

You appear, not disappear, out of nowhere.

40 People Who've Entered New Levels Of Cringe And Got Posted In The 'Cringetopia' Online Group (New Pics)

Showering daily is bad for your skin/hair.

Therapist Explains Why “Men Don’t Actually Like Women”, Goes Viral On TikTok

No.

30 People Reveal How Much They Get Paid For The Job They Do

I was a medical record analyst for sixteen years, before my health forced me into long term disability leave (five months ago). My final hourly wage was $17/hr.

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Derek Neibarger • upvoted an item 3 years ago

Funny, Memes

40 Funny And Relatable Memes Shared By The "Memes To Discuss In Therapy" Facebook Page

Derek Neibarger • commented on 16 posts 4 years ago

30 Ex-Burglars Reveal The Signs Of Your Home Being Targeted And How To Avoid It

Responding to being dumped by breaking/entering and destruction of property? Classy. Hopefully she chose better with her next boyfriend.

17-Year-Old Is Shook To Receive So Many Hateful Comments After Her Boyfriend's Mom Posted Their Homecoming Pics On Facebook

I spent more time pondering the young man's mullet than I did her dress (which is not inappropriate, at all).

30 Ex-Burglars Reveal The Signs Of Your Home Being Targeted And How To Avoid It

Responding to being dumped by breaking/entering and destruction of property? Classy. Hopefully she chose better with her next boyfriend.

17-Year-Old Is Shook To Receive So Many Hateful Comments After Her Boyfriend's Mom Posted Their Homecoming Pics On Facebook

I spent more time pondering the young man's mullet than I did her dress (which is not inappropriate, at all).

Person Gives Their Dog A Human Name, Turns Out His Sister’s Boyfriend Is Named The Same And Family Drama Ensues

We had a cat named Abigail. I was working at a Kinkos and a young woman gave me the same name for her copy order. I smiled and said we had a cat named Abigail, and the look on her face was as if I had just said something extremely inappropriate. Personally, I would be delighted if somebody's pet had the same name as me, but she apparently saw it as an insult.

Med Student Was Penalized By Examiners For 'The Most Inappropriate Dress They Had Ever Seen'

I worked at a hospital for sixteen years. Any schmuck can wear a suit and tie.

Entitled Customer Thinks They Deserve Special Treatment, Web Designer Gives Them A Refund And Fires Them As A Client Instead

As a musician, I've done a handful of free recording projects for family and close friends, but I refuse to do commission jobs because of bs like this.

Man In His 40s Gets Turned Down For A Date With A 19-Year-Old, Embarrasses Himself With His 'Comeback'

NTA, she wasn't "rude", and his response to being rejected was the so cringey and petty.

You’ve Already Heard Of Toxic Masculinity, But Here're 30 Examples Of Toxic Femininity

I spent 16 years as the only male employee in an office that averaged 30-40 staff. I never had a co-worker do this. I was often asked to explain processes to others, as I had years of experience, but overall my female co-workers were very competent and hard working. And in all honesty, many of them were better employees than myself. Sure, there were exceptions, but their failings had nothing to gender toxicity or stereotypes. They just simply weren't a good fit for our department.

User Of This Online Group Asked Others “What Is Something Subtle People Say That Is A Red Flag To You?” And Here Are The 50 Best Answers

A stupid myth. It doesn't have to be one or the other, you can and should be both a parent and a friend to your children.

50 Things Americans Have Said That People In This Online Community Thought Were Weird

Hardly surprising when you consider that many Americans don't even know basic USA history, geography, the fundamentals of our Constitution, etc., let alone anything about other countries/cultures.

Viral Thread Has People Admitting What Things They Secretly Judge Others For (40 Comments)

When it comes to grade school and elementary school children, purchasing reasonably priced slightly oversized shoes and letting them wear them as long as possible is just smart parenting. Young kids simply don't care about things like footwear (they'd happily go barefoot 24/7), and they outgrow them quickly. It's far more annoying when parents insist on buying their toddlers overpriced shoes that only fit for a few months. It's wasteful and unnecessary.

People Are Shaming These Knockoff Brands In This Online Group And Here Are 40 Of The Most Blatant Ones (New Pics)

That's not a brand knockoff, it's just a homemade grill.

Employees Are Sharing Their Dumbest Customer Encounters, And It's Hilarious But Also Painful To Read (40 Pics)

Great example of customer service. Ever consider that there was actually something wrong with the milkshake, and that the customer just said it was "better" because they didn't want to wait on your lazy ass to fix it a second time? And that you may have lost a returning customer because you couldn't perform the most basic function of the job?

Straight Men Share The Most Basic Things They Did That Someone Claimed Were "Gay" (50 Answers)

This was a thing as a teenager in Kansas, during the 80s. Straight guys could only get one ear pierced, and it had to be the left.

Straight Men Share The Most Basic Things They Did That Someone Claimed Were "Gay" (50 Answers)

If liking strawberries is gay, I'm the King of Queer.

Hey Pandas, What Is The Most Sexist, Racist, Or Homophobic Thing You’ve Seen Recently? (Closed)

Childish. Hitting her back is very rarely the only option, while walking away is almost always an option.

People Are Sharing The Worst Work Emails They've Gotten In This Infuriating Twitter Thread (30 Tweets)

A while back, I experienced a software breaking error that brought my work to a grinding halt. I was told by my director and supervisor to work with Julie in IT to fix the issue. Every email to Julie was met with a days delayed response of "I'll get to that asap". Two weeks later I informed my leadership that I didn't think Julie was taking it seriously, and it was causing a huge backlog. I was told that I'm "always blaming others" for my own failings. The issue was eventually fixed. Another project upgrade was in the works, and Julie was my contact for working through technical issues. I emailed her a list of issues. Forty-one days later, I received a reply in which Julie stated "I guess I dropped the ball on this one, is it still an issue?". Forty-one (41) days. Of course I didn't report it to my director or supervisor, because why set myself up to take the blame again? But I've saved every single email, just in case I have to defend myself to the higher-ups.

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Derek Neibarger • upvoted 2 items 4 years ago

People Are Sharing Stories About Their Coworkers Getting Fired Almost Immediately, And Here Are 35 Of The Most Interesting Ones

What's that even supposed to mean?

40 Pics Of Slightly Unsettling "Liminal Spaces"

It's a joke. "MTA employee" marks it as New York ("Mass transit authority").

Derek Neibarger • commented on 9 posts 5 years ago

People On This Group Are Sharing Screenshots Of Really Cringy Texts, And Here Are 31 Of The Best Ones

Just when you thought men couldn't be anymore lame and creepy, this asterik/role play thing comes along.

30 'Eureka' Moments From Lawyers Who Knew They Were Going To Win

Hey stupid, you stole this story from an episode of How I Met Your Mother.

People On This Group Are Sharing Screenshots Of Really Cringy Texts, And Here Are 31 Of The Best Ones

Just when you thought men couldn't be anymore lame and creepy, this asterik/role play thing comes along.

30 'Eureka' Moments From Lawyers Who Knew They Were Going To Win

Hey stupid, you stole this story from an episode of How I Met Your Mother.

This App That Turns People Into Pixar-Like Cartoon Characters Gets The Internet Buzzing (23 Pics)

I wouldn't have recognized any of the animated versions without being told who they were.

People Post What $250k Can Get You Elsewhere, After This Ludicrous London Apartment Listing Goes Viral

In 1991, I rented an apartment the same size, but with a shared shower/toilet, for $120 a month.

Ricky Gervais Slams These Celebrities Who Are Moaning About The Lockdown

I'm just as annoyed as anyone else by celebrities lack of self-awareness, but all the articles and tweets aren't going to make them change. Stop giving them more attention that they don't deserve, and give your readers some worthwhile content. I need a distraction from the pandemic, not daily reminders of the massive disparity between the rich and poor in the USA.

People Aren’t Losing Their Sense Of Humor During The Coronapocalypse And Here’s 30 Pics To Prove It (New Pics)

It's "look at how the tables have turned", not "how the turntables". Good grief...

People Are Laughing At These Ridiculous Stock Images That Show Women Completely Unable To Drink Water

Clickbait.

People Share 'Red Flags' They Ignored In Their Relationships That Turned Out To Be Very Toxic (30 Pics)

I tried to break up with her four times over two years, but she kept talking me out of it. I finally realized the relationship was toxic when after a big fight she suggested counseling. I thought she meant couples counseling, but it was just for me because she figured all the problems with our relationship must be my fault. The real kicker? The therapist couldn't find anything "wrong" with me, but instead of suggesting my unhappiness may be due to being in a s****y relationship she decided I "might" have a chemical imbalance and prescribed antidepressants. Long story short, I finally left her and immediately stopped taking those useless pills. I've been perfectly fine ever since and happily married to my soulmate for twenty years.

People Share 30 Worst Job Interview Stories And Personal Experiences, And Some Are Hard To Imagine

Why does Bored Panda post articles with 80-plus items and then by the end of the day repost them to 30-or-less items? What the f**k, Panda?

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Derek Neibarger • upvoted 2 items 5 years ago

This Guy Photoshops Himself Into Movie Scenes And Celebrity Photos (30 New Pics)

Like she's not interested in games.. 😜

People Share 'Red Flags' They Ignored In Their Relationships That Turned Out To Be Very Toxic (30 Pics)

Glad you finally rescued yourself. Toxicity has no place in a relationship. Happy you found your soulmate.

Derek Neibarger • commented on 6 posts 6 years ago

Trolls Tell Woman She's 'Too Ugly' To Be Posting Pics Of Her Face, She Responds With 3 Selfies

People who post online under their real names and real profile photos leave themselves open to attacks, and those attacks always come from cowards who post anonymously.

This Account Shows How Tabloids Objectify Women Celebs By Giving The Same Captions For Men (11 Pics)

The Daily Mail is one of the prime offenders when it comes to this. They should be called The Daily Objectification of Women.

Trolls Tell Woman She's 'Too Ugly' To Be Posting Pics Of Her Face, She Responds With 3 Selfies

People who post online under their real names and real profile photos leave themselves open to attacks, and those attacks always come from cowards who post anonymously.

This Account Shows How Tabloids Objectify Women Celebs By Giving The Same Captions For Men (11 Pics)

The Daily Mail is one of the prime offenders when it comes to this. They should be called The Daily Objectification of Women.

Anti-Vaxxer Angry Over This Sign At School, Attacks It On Facebook, Gets Shut Down With Many Responses

Love the comment about vaccines preventing children from building up a natural immune defense against the flu. This idiot obviously doesn't know that flu vaccines do exactly that; they expose you to a controlled amount of the virus so your body can naturally create a defense against it. How about less time watching anti-vaxx videos, and more time reading up on how vaccines work?

Women Are Sharing Their Assault Stories And It's Shocking How Common It Is (20 Tweets)

Almost every woman/girl I've had a relationship with has had at least one story of being harassed or sexually assaulted. I'm more surprised when I meet a woman who hasn't experienced something like this, and I suspect they most likely eventually will. It's disgusting and sad.

People Make Fools Of Themselves For Bullying A 16-Year-Old Activist Who Chose To Travel For 13 Days Instead Of Flying 10 Hours

Isn't it funny, and sad, how some adult white males feel threatened by strong, outspoken women?

Person Shares A Conversation With An Aggressive Vegan Who Accused Them Of Appropriation Just Because They Enjoy Tofu

With that kind of militant attitude and intolerance, you can be sure this vegan is a proud member of PETA. Way to encourage meat eaters to try a meatless diet; tell them they're not allowed to eat meat alternatives and then report them. What a douchebag.

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Derek Neibarger • submitted 2 new posts 7 years ago

A Scammer Targeted My Disabled Wife's Gofundme Campaign..

My Disabled Wife Hand Colored These Album Covers To Help Raise Money For Her Medical Debt.

Derek Neibarger • submitted a list addition 6 years ago

Hey Pandas, Share The Most Unflattering Pics Of Your Pets!

Derek Neibarger • commented on 4 posts 3 years ago

Someone Asks “What Celebrity Disappeared Out Of Nowhere?” And Here Are 35 Top Responses

You appear, not disappear, out of nowhere.

40 People Who've Entered New Levels Of Cringe And Got Posted In The 'Cringetopia' Online Group (New Pics)

Showering daily is bad for your skin/hair.

Therapist Explains Why “Men Don’t Actually Like Women”, Goes Viral On TikTok

No.

30 People Reveal How Much They Get Paid For The Job They Do

I was a medical record analyst for sixteen years, before my health forced me into long term disability leave (five months ago). My final hourly wage was $17/hr.

Derek Neibarger • commented on 16 posts 4 years ago

30 Ex-Burglars Reveal The Signs Of Your Home Being Targeted And How To Avoid It

Responding to being dumped by breaking/entering and destruction of property? Classy. Hopefully she chose better with her next boyfriend.

17-Year-Old Is Shook To Receive So Many Hateful Comments After Her Boyfriend's Mom Posted Their Homecoming Pics On Facebook

I spent more time pondering the young man's mullet than I did her dress (which is not inappropriate, at all).

Person Gives Their Dog A Human Name, Turns Out His Sister’s Boyfriend Is Named The Same And Family Drama Ensues

Med Student Was Penalized By Examiners For 'The Most Inappropriate Dress They Had Ever Seen'

I worked at a hospital for sixteen years. Any schmuck can wear a suit and tie.

Entitled Customer Thinks They Deserve Special Treatment, Web Designer Gives Them A Refund And Fires Them As A Client Instead

As a musician, I've done a handful of free recording projects for family and close friends, but I refuse to do commission jobs because of bs like this.

Man In His 40s Gets Turned Down For A Date With A 19-Year-Old, Embarrasses Himself With His 'Comeback'

NTA, she wasn't "rude", and his response to being rejected was the so cringey and petty.

You’ve Already Heard Of Toxic Masculinity, But Here're 30 Examples Of Toxic Femininity

User Of This Online Group Asked Others “What Is Something Subtle People Say That Is A Red Flag To You?” And Here Are The 50 Best Answers

A stupid myth. It doesn't have to be one or the other, you can and should be both a parent and a friend to your children.

50 Things Americans Have Said That People In This Online Community Thought Were Weird

Hardly surprising when you consider that many Americans don't even know basic USA history, geography, the fundamentals of our Constitution, etc., let alone anything about other countries/cultures.

Viral Thread Has People Admitting What Things They Secretly Judge Others For (40 Comments)

People Are Shaming These Knockoff Brands In This Online Group And Here Are 40 Of The Most Blatant Ones (New Pics)

That's not a brand knockoff, it's just a homemade grill.

Employees Are Sharing Their Dumbest Customer Encounters, And It's Hilarious But Also Painful To Read (40 Pics)

Straight Men Share The Most Basic Things They Did That Someone Claimed Were "Gay" (50 Answers)

This was a thing as a teenager in Kansas, during the 80s. Straight guys could only get one ear pierced, and it had to be the left.

Straight Men Share The Most Basic Things They Did That Someone Claimed Were "Gay" (50 Answers)

If liking strawberries is gay, I'm the King of Queer.

Hey Pandas, What Is The Most Sexist, Racist, Or Homophobic Thing You’ve Seen Recently? (Closed)

Childish. Hitting her back is very rarely the only option, while walking away is almost always an option.

People Are Sharing The Worst Work Emails They've Gotten In This Infuriating Twitter Thread (30 Tweets)

Derek Neibarger • upvoted an item 3 years ago

Funny, Memes

40 Funny And Relatable Memes Shared By The "Memes To Discuss In Therapy" Facebook Page

Derek Neibarger • upvoted 2 items 4 years ago

People Are Sharing Stories About Their Coworkers Getting Fired Almost Immediately, And Here Are 35 Of The Most Interesting Ones

What's that even supposed to mean?

40 Pics Of Slightly Unsettling "Liminal Spaces"

It's a joke. "MTA employee" marks it as New York ("Mass transit authority").

Derek Neibarger • upvoted 2 items 5 years ago

This Guy Photoshops Himself Into Movie Scenes And Celebrity Photos (30 New Pics)

Like she's not interested in games.. 😜

People Share 'Red Flags' They Ignored In Their Relationships That Turned Out To Be Very Toxic (30 Pics)

Glad you finally rescued yourself. Toxicity has no place in a relationship. Happy you found your soulmate.

Derek Neibarger • upvoted 2 items 7 years ago

My Disabled Wife Hand Colored These Album Covers To Help Raise Money For Her Medical Debt.

Best of luck to your wonderful wife. Her art is beautiful!

My Rock Collection In A Honeycomb Universe Made From Popsicle Sticks, Paint, And Print-Outs.

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