There’s something about asterisks in a text message that causes a very high probability of annoying the person who receives it—partly because putting this seemingly innocent typographical symbol * is about being extra. Like, telling what’s in the back of your mind without uttering it, revealing your inner emotions that nobody really wants to know, and worst, *nodding the head* to creep the heck out of the recipient. Yep, some asterisks are seriously chilling.

The Reddit community r/CreepyAsterisks2 has been documenting the most absurd, cringey, and plain scary asterisks screenshotted in text messages.

From *sigh*-inducing pickup lines to plain bizarre cases of expressing one’s motion in text, like *leaning closer,* this subreddit is the uncharted terrain of the kind of messaging style that doesn’t work that well for communicating. So let’s see some of the most cringe-inducing examples that will make you curl up like Arby’s curly fries.

#1

He's Been Begging For Weeks To Do A "Sexy Roleplay" With Me. I Finally Said Yes. I Think He Regrets Everything Now

He's Been Begging For Weeks To Do A "Sexy Roleplay" With Me. I Finally Said Yes. I Think He Regrets Everything Now

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Mishte Tine
Community Member
5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Don’t say yes just to harm someone’s feelings. The guy wasn’t being odd or strange... darn you. Don’t do this. I’d get it if it was unwanted, but you signed up. Mean and wrong. Poor guy. He was being nothing but romantic. Maybe think first. heOwlAndTheFinch (I hope that isn’t a Kelly reference).

Evelína Zlá
Community Member
5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I actually agree... She just wanted to have something to post to her friends. She is the as*hole in this one.

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JRibax
Community Member
5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

this one is great. finally someone who gives an appropriate answer...

Binxyminxem
Community Member
5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I thought this was going to end in "I put on my robe and wizard hat"

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    #2

    S T O P

    S T O P

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    Crep 105
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why do people even think asterisk roleplays will get anyone? This only acceptable on Roblox.

    #3

    At Least He's Achieved Multiple Awards With His 147 Iq

    At Least He's Achieved Multiple Awards With His 147 Iq

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    Jihana
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What the hell? The pure fact that men like this exist makes me wanna hide in some remote location with no internet

    로희
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The secondhand embarrassment is strong with this one.

    Brett
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Him:*still sleeps with anime body pillow his mom bought*

    Oskar vanZandt
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Interesting use of 'plebeian' and 'troglodyte'... I guess using fancy words-erroneously- to impress a woman while simultaneously insulting her is what makes one a genius. Pathetic excuse of a weak young man...

    I'm a makeup addict
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "*a bulge grows larger in pants to signify confidence*" what the hell?!?!

    DKS 001
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    wow I bet he think's he's one of those "nice guys" too

    pusheen buttercup
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is honestly a cyber crime. People should face penalties for this crap.

    Janine B.
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm really not a violent person but I just would like to punch him in his face so badly.

    julia
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    BAHAHA “slaps you with d**k”

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    These days, everything we do is via texts. We fall in love, we break up, we check on a friend, we send birthday wishes, we talk to mom and dad. Picking up the phone feels so last season, but this study says that too much texting can be harmful to our relationships.

    The research conducted by Brigham Young University suggested that committed couples who use text messages to figure out their arguments can become disconnected. This is because text arguing lowers relationship quality, which essentially needs genuine face-to-face communication. 

    At the same time, texting is now a quintessential part of any dating game. We know that millennials are not that much into going on dates, but texting back and forth is a whole different thing. And thanks to the worldwide pandemic, it’s not going anywhere soon. 

    #4

    *sweats A Lot*

    *sweats A Lot*

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    Vanta Black
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Busted trying to bust a nut in the library, then busted trying to creep on a girl who knows you were busted trying to bust a nut in the library.

    Dan Buczynski
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oof. I feel like "Kid Who Got Caught Watching Porn in the Library" is gonna follow him around.

    Dynein
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, communicating with girls like that is one way to make absolutely SURE it will.

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    🧈Beanie the Dog🧈
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I really hope that kid got suspended from school.

    BoredPanda is awesome
    Community Member
    5 years ago

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    I just say hehehehehe hehehehe
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like the ONE video I watched of Skeppy and BadBoyHalo

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    #5

    *lays Across Your Lap*

    *lays Across Your Lap*

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    Brett
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who thinks this is a good idea to send??

    Jill Bussey
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Only okay if he's a genuine living breathing cat.

    Yana Makarevitch
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What's the matter with all this asterisk bullshit? Who thought it's a good idea to report your supposed actions in the third person?

    Dynein
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's common enough ( *sigh* *eyeroll* *cough* etc)... the key is to stop when it becomes TMI.

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    Ms.GB
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This makes me want to vomit

    I'manoob!
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What's the purpose of "sexy roleplay" exactly?(not judging, just genuinely asking)

    S.
    Community Member
    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As someone who actually roleplays (think of Tumblr rps with canon characters as well as original characters, but on a different site), it is personally a fun and creatively fulfilling hobby for me, since it's basically like writing a book but spontaneously, and with your rp partners (in my case, my friends). For "sexy rps" ... I don't get the appeal either, but I guess you get the same enjoyment as from, say, reading an erotica, a NSFW fanfiction, or from sexting someone.

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    Kailyn Barbour
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't get it...why roleplay when you can hop in the car and then actually forreal crawl into their lap lol

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    #6

    Now Listen Here Missy

    Now Listen Here Missy

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    Jihana
    Community Member
    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel the strong urge to bleach my eyes. Nubian Goddess? darkie waifu? What the hell

    DKS 001
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I'm a nice guy. You will respect my authority, bitch" ... yeah, f**k off d**k-wad

    Vanta Black
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm not a racist, but that guy is.

    Haunting Spirit
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a man I am ashamed of these kind of weird people.

    pusheen buttercup
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is not dominant to ignore protests, (unless they have already spoken with you and consented to that beforehand) if you think you are being manly by bossing people around, it just looks insecure. Also "being a great guy and complimenting" does not entitle you to their time. Further you are not a great guy if you act this way. Sexual harassment jerks.

    Banjo Peppers
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh god, the Nubian goddess thing was bad enough, but then “darkie waifu”?? Jfc.

    pink
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Everything about this is bad enough but I lost it at "strokes your plump lower lip dominantly"

    BG
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    you actually made it past "darkie waifu"?!?

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    MiaOokami
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *Bites your finger off and leaves you to bleed out*

    Ava Musselman
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i would throw my phone out the window if i were you

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    So is there a way to actually have a meaningful text conversation with someone you’re into? It turns out, this is super difficult. Because according to experts, virtual dating is not the same as real dating, and texting shouldn’t be confused with being in a relationship. 

    Modern dating coach Sami Wunder warns us to beware of the texting trap. Sami, who teaches women rational dating, says that going all into the first man who shows interest is the worst way to go. "You don't want to text with men too much because the more you text, the more virtual it gets."

    #7

    What A Birch

    What A Birch

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    Jihana
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So many errors for someone with an 159 IQ

    Levity Camilleri
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ... Including the fact that he has an 159 iq, probably. That's got to be false.

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    Charlotte
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where are these pathetic little losers learning this s**t? Do they really think broadcasting this internal monologue of Misogyny for Dummies is a turn on? Did someone do a webinar? “How to dry up vaginas in 10 sentences or fewer”

    Levity Camilleri
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You're actually a birch... Well good to know I love trees

    Helen Haley
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I actually broke up with a man when he revealed he thought men were inherently smarter.

    Aamna Shah
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is standard incel behavior. Act creepy and invasive while playing the nice guy and when someone confronts them and tells them to back off, call them a stuck up bitch.

    Hilary Mol
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yep, gotta study that "boilogy". You know, making pasta and stuff.

    Vorknkx
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't you just hate it when you text with someone and they turn out to be a birch?

    Calypso
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    when you think someone's a nice girl but they turn out to be a tree. So deceitful...

    Suzanne Dunne
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So many birches out there with their biology, F***ing hilarious

    Mikhael Barreto
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Remember that post full of insane rejected incels? I can't believe this is even crazier, three posts in. @_@

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    #8

    A Classic

    A Classic

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    Mikhael Barreto
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And here I thought most RPers at least check if their partners are into it before going full asterisk. Huh.

    あんぱんまん
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *scratches your face and kicks you down below*

    Jihana
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yikes! Dude, you're not in a petting zoo!

    Deborah B
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If it would socially inappropriate, assault or harassment done IRL, asterisk role playing it at someone who hasn't agreed to it is harassment. It's an immediate red flag. It says: "I do not respect your agency, or your boundries, and I want to impose my will on you, regardless of your feelings."

    Navy Blue Bandana
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is me when i meet a random dog on the street. But texting that...ewww

    Just another bot
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok so I think we can all agree never to read any further if we ever see another asterisk ever again 😨. I started reading these laughing, then feeling sad for them, now I'm just annoyed.

    LegendYak
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What is wrong with all these people?!

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    #9

    Found This Screenshot From Last April In My Phone

    Found This Screenshot From Last April In My Phone

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    Brett
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me:*loses brain cells*

    Kitty Berkenbile
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me: *attempts to help you gain the brain cells back by commenting*

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    Mewton’s Third Paw
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They love that shït. They want that kind of reaction out of women so they can feel control.

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    Haunting Spirit
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why do they type out everything? It's not like you are describing a movie for blind people.

    Moezarella
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Omg cringe but I made this mistake once when I tried to roleplay that one time....the embarrassment ugh

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    According to Sami, “The more available you become in their heads, the less likely they are to ask you out for an actual meeting. Because honestly, there are men out there who just want a beautiful penpal."

    Penpalling may sound like a good idea for some, but if you’re looking for true and meaningful relationships, you may opt for a real date. But as long as most of us are all in quarantine, a video call may as well do the job.

    #10

    Oh God, Why

    Oh God, Why

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    Jihana
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dude, grow some balls and ACTUALLY buy roses and give them to the girl, instead of writing a stupid text how nervous you are about something you are not actually doing.

    I'm a makeup addict
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    XD yeah do that, not... whatever that text is doing..

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    Brett
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dating advice 101 don’t do this

    François Carré
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least he didn't have the time to insult her. He was just too busy sweating and trembling in his mind.

    JuJu
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms heavy... :D

    I'm a makeup addict
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's vomit on his sweater already, mom's spaghetti

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    CincyReds
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dude I am thinking the exact same thing, what are these idiots doing, I just dont understand it

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    #11

    You Know, A Usual Hooking Up Tactic

    You Know, A Usual Hooking Up Tactic

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    Brett
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    His tail what’s a tail or is this a monkey (please explain not being rude)

    Banjo Peppers
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Probably a wolf. These people are almost always wolves, sometimes cats. Less often other animals, such as snails.

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    Porto DaMartinica
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *slowly slides a hand under the counter, a 12 gauge shothun emerges* IT'S THEM RABID FURRIES AGAIN

    Helen Haley
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why would he think that going this detailed into physical contact within a couple of sentances would be ok?

    Dynein
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Rule of thumb: If people would recoil if you did this in person, they will also recoil when you do it in text, just out of your sight. Weird that some people need it spelled out.

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    Banjo Peppers
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He was doing okay until the asterisk roleplay

    DKS 001
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that went ... south ... quick

    Zenozenobee
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hell yeah! 1st sentence, correct OP. Not the best opening but, ok, 2 more replies and boom! WTF time!

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    Levi Baker
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is him a furry? That's cool. But also weird when he says it like that

    Mewton’s Third Paw
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Another one who thinks smirking makes him so badass

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    #12

    Chubby Chubby Chubby

    Chubby Chubby Chubby

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    pusheen buttercup
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also never fall for people who try to trap you by threatening self harm. If they hurt themselves it's not your fault, you are not a bad human being by not becoming their abuse target, potentially for years.

    Banjo Peppers
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The way it kept repeating like it was a bot was weird.

    pusheen buttercup
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Never respond to people like this, ever. They are literally trying to get your attention in the stupidest way possible. I know some people are assholes but cussing and hoping they get cancer just because they don't answer you or are not interested? No wonder no one likes them.

    Marcellus the Third
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't get the "LOL" in the last response. Also is "impotant" important or impotent or both/mashup?

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    Alex K
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i read chubby f**k to the rythm of smelly cat

    Jade Lynn - Panda's Brat
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This person needs some serious help. It is not okay to talk to anyone like that.

    My O My
    Community Member
    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What is it with the panties?

    Jill Bussey
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow, he has such a wide vocabulary. Not.

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    #13

    Unlike You I Know How Facebook Works

    Unlike You I Know How Facebook Works

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    Levity Camilleri
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unlike you I know how Facebook works... Well unlike you I know how being not a creepy weirdo works but we can't all have everything can we?

    Banjo Peppers
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least he didn’t call her a slut.

    Ava Musselman
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't understand, when the person is like, "stop role playing" the other person just keeps doing it

    Jihana
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You might want to stop there a second and wonder if insulting the girl will actually get her to like you. Hint: the answer is no

    Brett
    Community Member
    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What the actual sh*t

    Stannous Flouride
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A fading girm is a symptom of numerous serious conditions. Look it up on WebMD.

    #14

    Inner Monologue As Tinder Opener

    Inner Monologue As Tinder Opener

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    Hans
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one is slightly sad.

    Mewton’s Third Paw
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not to me. This guy could be better looking and actually get more matches than most of his counterparts, and he’s just being cringe and ruining it on his own. For all we know he could be just like one of those girls that constantly puts herself down in an effort to get compliments. At some point, that shít is their own fault.

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    Anon Yymi
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, it does actually hurt to be honest.

    Vanta Black
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That guy died a Pac-Man death after reading her reply.

    #15

    I'll Just Decide Your Personality For You

    I'll Just Decide Your Personality For You

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    Brett
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me:*slowly grabs something from under me*...it’s bleach *slowly unscrews lid dumps whole container into my eyes* all better now!

    Hilary Mol
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh my god. Your comment made me laugh-snort so loud I scared the cat. She's giving me mad side-eye right now and deciding on my doom. TOTALLY worth it.

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    Mewton’s Third Paw
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “Smirks like satan.” I swear losers have some strange obsession with smirking. Like it makes them feel cool and dominant or something. It just seems effeminate to me.

    Henny Hana
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "extracting something from my pocket" Ah my mighty claymore "proceed to off his head" mmmm satisfaction

    Abbyfofabby
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "smirks like Satan* excuse me sir- what?

    BlackLabOwner
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    please let me actually spill bleach in my eyes for the second time in life (actually did once)

    Just a mabel
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I got unsee juice for sale if you need to unsee terrible things

    Cadmar Orion
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "smirks like Satan" um, what does that even mean

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    #16

    I Guess The Expected Reaction Was Supposed To Be: "Omg No Sry R U Ok Cutie? ;^;"

    I Guess The Expected Reaction Was Supposed To Be: "Omg No Sry R U Ok Cutie? ;^;"

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    Flisey
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How do you know they squirm? You can lick their feet but you can't tell them how to act. Role play 101 people!

    Mewton’s Third Paw
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The aggressors always do that. *makes you blush* *tackles you until you start laughing* *rubs you and makes you moan* 🤢 🤢 🤢 Sorry lol. It’s their way of being dominant and forcing a woman. Or at least trying to. Pre-rape material for sure.

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    Deborah B
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Asking 'Do you want to roleplay?' and waiting for an affirmative response, is also a possible way of not creeping people out.

    Marcellus the Third
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *Thinks how there should be something invented like words to express things, making communication easier* *sighs like "if only"*

    Maria
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    licks feet, whines...is this a dog?

    Brett
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Licks feet... what is going on in some peoples heads?!

    Demon Child
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yes, a petty child who demands attention and seeks approval, only to pout and cry when rejected. oh, how romantic

    Phunny Philosopher
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Right?!? It’s so hot when they say “no one likes me. I’m such a screwup”. And then starts *crying*. That’s always a panty-droppers /s

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    Suzanne Clark
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So glad there was no Internet when I was dating, all this s**t is mind blowing.

    Vanta Black
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This kid went full bitch in nothing flat.

    shyanna banana
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    thats gross "lick your feet and giggle" bruh ewwwwwww

    BoredPanda is awesome
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is he a dog, because I think only dogs can lick feet

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    #17

    This Was A Classic

    This Was A Classic

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    Jihana
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *muzzles the doggy, puts him in a crate and takes him to the vet to get neutered*

    Ooooomangos
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *gets the shock collar and turns it on full blast* Bad dog thing!

    あんぱんまん
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *time to take out the chains and throw you into the dungeons till you regret what you did*

    Mikhael Barreto
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That... Brings back memories. Awful, creepy memories.

    Haunting Spirit
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No no no no no no no. Stop making us men looking ridiculous.

    Mewton’s Third Paw
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    LMAOOOO “shapeshifts into this:” Have some self respect bruh

    Julius Martin
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *i begin to reach down to my pants, to my pocket, i pull out a pad with a small red button, i push it, "missiles launched on contacts location" its done

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    #18

    *Sweats On You*

    *Sweats On You*

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    Brett
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m so confused he held the door open for her and she is not madly in love with him is there something wrong with this girl?! (It’s a joke)

    Aamna Shah
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you're being nice to a woman to get in her pants and get offended when she doesn't reciprocate your feelings by acting like an entitled ass, you're definitely not a nice guy.

    S.
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Especially since actually good people do it unconditionally, without any ulterior motives. :/

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    Mewton’s Third Paw
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is why women, no matter how attractive or unattractive, are reluctant to just simply be nice to some guys. Because it always gets interpreted as a sexual invitation or something similar.

    K.
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Exactly we want to be kind, but sometimes it invites unwanted behavior and in some situations endanger our lives.

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    Anon Yymi
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Note to self: always start a conversation with *excessively starting to sweat*.

    DKS 001
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Hey lady, I do all these nice little things for you. Now you owe me." - Nope, no she does not

    Finley Valentine
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dude: But...I did like one thing nice and you're not raging with love for me? T-T Like really??? What was this dude expecting?? Girl: You're right! I love you way more than Adam! I love you!! *kisses then we get married* smh

    Tawfiq H
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *I'm starting to see a pattern now*

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    #19

    Mmh Yuss :3

    Mmh Yuss :3

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    Mere Cat
    Community Member
    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least this one: 1) Respected the NO 2) Apologised 3) Didn't start insulting

    François Carré
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, maybe he still has a chance... not to be blocked instantly.

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    Vanta Black
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Sorry about that. I got the impression discussing books meant you were DTF."

    Mewton’s Third Paw
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean if she was DTF, the groveling role play killed that quick

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    Christian Bradshaw
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least this one backed off and apologized when op said no. A lot nicer than some of the other posts I've seen so far

    Mewton’s Third Paw
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is just really sad and pathetic. The men doing this need help

    Kloie Olsen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a thing like this on among us. I had to role play and a dude named naruto said he had a crush on me. (Hint: my name was Sasuke)

    Jackson Red
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    dude he was actually smooth with that response

    AIDAN SIVITS
    Community Member
    5 years ago

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    youre honestly the kinkiest people on the interwebs i pity youre parents you filthy basement dwellers

    angie but who cares
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    um jesus no why would you pick this one he a backed off b just was roll playing giving her drinks and c didn't curse or anything

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    #20

    Y... You Like Anime?

    Y... You Like Anime?

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    DKS 001
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ugh ... why do they think rpg is the way to a girl's heart? Just be straight up and honest. You have a boner, your hormones are raging. Either way, the answer is no. The girl will let you know if she's interested in you. Else, leave her the f**k alone.

    Zenozenobee
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Rpg may be the way to some people's heart... who knows. But "please don't" is clearly a "no", and rule #1 is "if it's no, then stop".

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    Mewton’s Third Paw
    Community Member
    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There’s really no situation where it’s okay or necessary to type out a stutter. Only exception is if you’re quoting someone, and even then it’s not necessary.

    Vanta Black
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sayonara, dork. Offending real anime fans with your creepy BS.

    あんぱんまん
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yep, u dont need to knw... ask people on dates infront of them! not on texts like this geez!

    ghxsted
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this one..... this one has watch too many anime too many romantic animes

    David carro
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why everybody who plays this roleplay shugar are shy and not selfconfident people? I think you have to be very brave and self confident in order to cope with the exposition you make of yourself with this crap...

    Kailyn Barbour
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think the person meant to say "anime porn" because thats what all these people be thinking abt during their 'roleplays'

    scorpesh
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    oh no the asterisks are getting *BOLD*er

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    #21

    *looks At Scribble Writting On Hand*

    *looks At Scribble Writting On Hand*

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    Brett
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why do people do this?

    Banjo Peppers
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is what you do when you’re in a roleplay forum for anime or furries, and for some reason the people on this list don’t seem to realize that ypuDONT TALK LIKE THIS OUTSIDE THOSE FORUMS.

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    Dan Buczynski
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You have to write your age on your hand? At twenty-four? Or are you a robot? Or part of an experiment where they give you a number instead of a name? I'm so intrigued.

    Mewton’s Third Paw
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s the EXACT reaction they were looking for. Maybe you’d be interested in them.

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    Cadmar Orion
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    just cuz you'reacting nervous doesn't mean you're cute

    100%LegitTurtle
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    hE's nErVoUs, bUt oN tHe sUrFaCe hE lOoKs cAlM aNd rEadY

    Melanie Rose
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Like seriously, guys need to stop doing this dumb s**t! Nobody likes it!!!

    MiaOokami
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If this was meant as a joke, then I kind of liked it.

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    #22

    *shoots Self*

    *shoots Self*

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    Banjo Peppers
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *laughs while tipping my fedora* m’cringe

    Ms.GB
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The correct answer is: Of course that was a joke. Even when these guys have a chance to redeem themselves they light it on fire and throw it out the window and then wonder why they have no game.

    scorpesh
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yes i'm dead and at work unlike you tipping fedoras with guffaws and being suspicious

    Idk Katniss Potter
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well this one was a lot more funny and less creepy.

    Mewton’s Third Paw
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nah that’s a DND dork type. Hipsters don’t m’lady and fedora. That’s gamer / anime / Harry Potter dork stuff. A hipster creep would try to turn her on with his overgrown beard and shïtty craft beer.

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    #23

    Le Gentleman

    Le Gentleman

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    Ooooomangos
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He’s the co-founder of whocares CO. That’s the only good thing about this.

    Malakai
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you preface every sentence with 'le', then I'm sorry to tell you, but you have an incurable case of fedoraitis. Symptoms include 'nice guy' syndrome, an annoying urge to spew 4chan memes, misogyny, irrational rage when rejected, and a sharp decline in IQ.

    Banjo Peppers
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can’t imagine why le gentleman could possibly be ronery.

    Vanta Black
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Either he was hit in the head really hard, or he wasn't hit hard enough.

    Mewton’s Third Paw
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one might be a setup. Like the guy in the pic pissed someone off and they made this to embarrass him

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    #24

    M’lady

    M’lady

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    Marcellus the Third
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    On the one hand, this is about the only entry that doesn't go for full-on sexual aggression so should be commended; on the other hand, the other entries show that it's just on "OK?"-response away from that.

    BoredPanda is awesome
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    at least this one doesn't have insults and really weird stuff

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    Who? Me?
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bassanio is that you? Portia will never be yours today

    Mewton’s Third Paw
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “Yeah, calling yourself soft and pink will surely turn her on!” Might as well add flaccid too.

    DKS 001
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    oh boy .... a medieval f**k tard

    MiaOokami
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one was kind of okay as a joke until the *blushes a soft pink* part.

    My O My
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one is kind of cute. Rather like a theater

    Grivzyrn Novarn
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Role playing is not only about furries and sex. And this line is really well-done, not pushy, polite, the person can even write correctly. As a roleplayer (pen and paper, MMORPGs, tabletop) I would respond to that much more than to the standard pick-up lines.

    My O My
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As non-roleplayer I, too, would respond to this

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    Vanta Black
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one heard a brief synopsis of Cyrano de Bergerac, and thought he'd try himself. He failed.

    あんぱんまん
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    no my gud sir, and since you thought i would go out with thou who thought i would accept a proposal from a message, i will kindly ask my knight to cut off ye internet... good day sir

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    #25

    I’m Just Gonna Randomly Text This Person!

    I’m Just Gonna Randomly Text This Person!

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    Jihana
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why use a word you think the girl will not understand in the first place? Instead of using a complicated word to make yourself feel smart, and then describe it to make the girl feel dumb, just use the less complicated word.

    Charlotte
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I assume it’s just blatant misogyny. Dickless here seems to really think women have limited vocabularies and are impressed by men being patronising braggarts. If only we could summon the words to adequately describe our repulsion to such cretins, but alas, our feeble feminine cerebellums are too filled with thoughts of embroidery, babies and husband-winning sandwich fillings.

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    AnimalMetalHeadUK
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This guy is such a d**k (means unpleasant man).

    Ms.GB
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He calls her smart but doesn't think she knows what salutations or aghast means?! Really bro, unless they are in grade school thinking those are complicated words makes no sense.

    Harry Bartlett
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    nothing makes me fall in love with somebody more than having words I understand explained to me like I'm 4 years old.

    Lea S.
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anyone who loved Charlotte's Web might remember what 'salutations' means.

    Emilingo (strawberry seeds)
    Community Member
    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Salutations is a well known word, is it not?

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    #26

    Not Trying To Get You Drunk!

    Not Trying To Get You Drunk!

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    Vanta Black
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "My favourite sound is you leaving."

    DKS 001
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    is that the only way you can get any?

    Kailyn Barbour
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you relate everything to sex..not my type of people.

    #27

    Just Some Accidental Chest Touching, No Need To Be Alarmed

    Just Some Accidental Chest Touching, No Need To Be Alarmed

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    Banjo Peppers
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lmao nothing sexier than reading an etymology dictionary.

    Ms.GB
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think that's what she was counting on but it doesn't seem to have worked.

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    Vanta Black
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait... did she get into it? More importantly, does that etymology dictionary contain the etymology of "dictionary"?

    Marcellus the Third
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nope. It doesn't even contain the word "gullible" I believe.

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    DKS 001
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    god damn ... like a rabid rabbit in heat

    あんぱんまん
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i dont even have the heart to read the rest of the messages after the second one... this was beyond gross

    🧈Beanie the Dog🧈
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ^w^ X3 ;3 :3 ^///^;; mRoOw 🥴 (listed all of the weird symbols he/she used)

    Mikhael Barreto
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh God, this is like when I first discovered furry forums. /nausea

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    #28

    Why

    Why

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    Alex K
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    to crush my enemies, see them driven before me , and hear the lamentations of their women

    Rae Black
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    With a broadsword in one hand and an axe in the other...hmmmm....someone needs to hold my beer.

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    Phoenix
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wish to be able to command a legion of wolves and to strike terror into my enemies, but not by physical pain. Noooo, by mental pain and the twisting of the mind and then only to return them to their homes to show the world not to mess with me.(Such things only exist in my stories in daydreams however)

    Phunny Philosopher
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why do they all act like gentlemen from the 1800’s? “M’lady, here’s a rose, I am dumbstruck by your beauty.” Did women even like it back then? I don’t.

    Levity Camilleri
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What do I desire in life? To get the hell away from creeps like you. What about your hopes and dreams?

    Ms.GB
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least this one isn't trying to sexually harrass/patronize her, asterisk role play is always creepy though.

    Sweetie Cake
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    my desire in life is to live long enough to see POCKETS IN WOMENS JEANS THAT ACTUALLY ARE FOR USAGE

    Sweetie Cake
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    AND IF I DONT SEE THAT I WILL MAKE JEANS WITH POCKETS

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    Karen Lyon
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My ex-husband would be this stupid. And imagine himself to be quite charming.

    My O My
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one is also cute and I aint into roleplay

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    #29

    But He Nuzzled Her!

    But He Nuzzled Her!

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    Shakura Kazuki
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How the heck do these people think its okay to try and role play with random people who probably have never done that? Also its cringy as frick. They should look for people in the anime community not dating sites if they can't communicate normally.

    duskmare0000
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Uh... I don't think they're roleplaying. I think they're just trying to express themselves like they would a character in a role play because they think the only reason they're not getting girls is because they're being misunderstood. When really they're being understood perfectly and are just unwanted because of their weirdness and/or 'nice guy' syndrome.

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    #30

    Fancy Face...

    Fancy Face...

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    Vanta Black
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I believe this is exactly how Prince Albert wooed Queen Victoria. "Hey there fancy face, you'd look good on a coin."

    Grivzyrn Novarn
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Swallowed my chewing gum while laughing, thank you ^^

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    Dragon Lord
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I use *tips hat* in conversation all the time tho-

    Kailyn Barbour
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love that intro "Hey there fancy face...." no im kidding did this man/woman forget her/his name??

    #31

    "Nice To Meet You"

    "Nice To Meet You"

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    Vanta Black
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I can run really fast. Watch."

    Sarcastic Panda
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    me: *tries to run away really fast and falls on face*

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    I'manoob!
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, cuz that's not going to get out of hand at all

    Bonnie Edwards
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's sweet. Nothing rude or crude about it.

    Phunny Philosopher
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The “gentleman” thing again!?! Any stranger that takes and kisses my hand is gonna get bitchslapped by the other hand.

    Pearl Of the SeaWing RainWings
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm just going to disappear and reapperate in a nice, peaceful meadow, far far away.