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Crease Almighty

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I only write positive things… If you think what I wrote was negative… read it again.

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Crease Almighty • upvoted 2 items 2 years ago

AdditionalCheetah354 reply

Texting and driving.

Art & Design, Tattoo Art

40 Unique And Cool "Glitter Tattoos"

Crease Almighty • commented on 11 posts 2 years ago

35 Ads That Tried Hard To Be Good But Failed Miserably

But the legs… 😬

“That's It, I'm FB Marketplace Shaming”: 30 Funny, Weird, And Shady Things People Actually Tried To Sell Online (New Pics)

Could’ve made them even more like Halloween with a bit of blood. 😂😂

35 Ads That Tried Hard To Be Good But Failed Miserably

But the legs… 😬

“That's It, I'm FB Marketplace Shaming”: 30 Funny, Weird, And Shady Things People Actually Tried To Sell Online (New Pics)

Could’ve made them even more like Halloween with a bit of blood. 😂😂

"Today I Learned": 40 Interesting Things About The World That People Didn't Know Until Recently (New Pics)

Wacca wacca wacca *doolooolulooolulooo…

"Today I Learned": 40 Interesting Things About The World That People Didn't Know Until Recently (New Pics)

maybe a day or two from its conception but not completion.

"Today I Learned": 40 Interesting Things About The World That People Didn't Know Until Recently (New Pics)

Dear Santa, this year I would like you to pay the energy bill for my dad. please Santa.

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Crease Almighty • commented on 14 posts 3 years ago

"Library Of The Bizarre": 50 Incredible And Rare Historical Photos That Explore Moments That Happened In The Past

“Jackass - the Original”

"Library Of The Bizarre": 50 Incredible And Rare Historical Photos That Explore Moments That Happened In The Past

Boomers strike again. For goodness sakes, this is why millennials are so messed up. Mum: don’t you remember I used to take you to the park every day. Me: Yeah mum, but you kept me caged in an effing bin while you knitted dad his Christmas socks. Mum: nothing is ever good enough for you, so ungrateful.

"Library Of The Bizarre": 50 Incredible And Rare Historical Photos That Explore Moments That Happened In The Past

“Jackass - the Original”

"Library Of The Bizarre": 50 Incredible And Rare Historical Photos That Explore Moments That Happened In The Past

35 Times People Actually Read The Terms And Conditions And Found Something So Unexpected, They Just Had To Share It Online

Get your money back for spelling “their” wrong!

Here Are The 50 Worst Legal Things That Should Be Illegal, As Shared In This Online Thread

Stop liking their pictures and they go away… but people want these pictures. Bit like factory farming and cheap clothes… if there wasn’t a demand then it would go away.

Here Are The 50 Worst Legal Things That Should Be Illegal, As Shared In This Online Thread

Hahaha this is just wrong on so many levels

Here Are The 50 Worst Legal Things That Should Be Illegal, As Shared In This Online Thread

Gross and probably the reason of a lot of mental health issues as adults.

Here Are The 50 Worst Legal Things That Should Be Illegal, As Shared In This Online Thread

Yup. Pharma companies have no morals

Here Are The 50 Worst Legal Things That Should Be Illegal, As Shared In This Online Thread

I think this is illegal. GDPR rules

Here Are The 50 Worst Legal Things That Should Be Illegal, As Shared In This Online Thread

If I lie in a job interview and get caught out, the company has the right to fire me… should be the same in politics. Don’t do it!

Here Are The 50 Worst Legal Things That Should Be Illegal, As Shared In This Online Thread

This makes no sense and should 100% illegal, same as insurance companies making medical decisions in America.

"The Look My Wife Gave Me": 35 People Share Their Weird Habits That They Didn't Think Were Weird Until Their Spouses Said So

Awww the aunties took all the flavour, that’s the real crime!

40 Of The Weirdest Products Launched By Famous Brands

Samsung also made kitchen counter tops. Nokia made TVs

“Boost Your Knowledge”: 50 “Facts” That Are Actually Not True, Shared By This Twitter Account

Oh my god, your poor eyes! I’ve been in an indoor skydiving centre and that would have been super uncomfortable without sealed goggles. 🤪🤪🤪

“Boost Your Knowledge”: 50 “Facts” That Are Actually Not True, Shared By This Twitter Account

Why would your contacts fly out if you were wearing goggles, wouldn’t they protect you?

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Crease Almighty • upvoted 13 items 3 years ago

"Library Of The Bizarre": 50 Incredible And Rare Historical Photos That Explore Moments That Happened In The Past

it's clobberin time - the golden years

Here Are The 50 Worst Legal Things That Should Be Illegal, As Shared In This Online Thread

Banned in most of Europe...

"Library Of The Bizarre": 50 Incredible And Rare Historical Photos That Explore Moments That Happened In The Past

it's clobberin time - the golden years

Here Are The 50 Worst Legal Things That Should Be Illegal, As Shared In This Online Thread

Banned in most of Europe...

30 Satirical Pics That Laugh At Overly Frugal People, As Shared In This Online Group

Before anybody actually tries this. That's likely made from galvanized steel. You could get zinc poisoning or worse if other metals/compounds are present.

50 of the Best Memes of All Time That Are Icons of Internet Culture

Hurts more than a break-up :(

This Online Group Calls Out People Who Think They Know Better Than Years Of Science, Here Are 50 Of The Most Absurd Posts (New Pics)

"And now my watch begins". "Oh, are you worried about white walkers?". "No, just unhinged Christians".

This Online Group Calls Out People Who Think They Know Better Than Years Of Science, Here Are 50 Of The Most Absurd Posts (New Pics)

🥔

This Online Group Calls Out People Who Think They Know Better Than Years Of Science, Here Are 50 Of The Most Absurd Posts (New Pics)

Iced wall, monsters on the other side our weapons are no good against them...Now where have I watched this???? https://www.vulture.com/2017/08/game-of-thrones-the-wall-explained.html

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Bloody Muppets

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This was deemed illegal, and has been removed.

They Decided To Completely Cover Their Tenants' Windows With Ads Because Who Needs Natural Light And Fresh Air?

Brand New Protein Powder, Not Even Filled Half Whey

“Boost Your Knowledge”: 50 “Facts” That Are Actually Not True, Shared By This Twitter Account

Why would your contacts fly out if you were wearing goggles, wouldn’t they protect you?

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Crease Almighty • submitted a new post 6 years ago

Art & Design

Red Setter Digitally Drawn!

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Crease Almighty • commented on 11 posts 2 years ago

35 Ads That Tried Hard To Be Good But Failed Miserably

But the legs… 😬

“That's It, I'm FB Marketplace Shaming”: 30 Funny, Weird, And Shady Things People Actually Tried To Sell Online (New Pics)

Could’ve made them even more like Halloween with a bit of blood. 😂😂

"Today I Learned": 40 Interesting Things About The World That People Didn't Know Until Recently (New Pics)

Wacca wacca wacca *doolooolulooolulooo…

"Today I Learned": 40 Interesting Things About The World That People Didn't Know Until Recently (New Pics)

maybe a day or two from its conception but not completion.

"Today I Learned": 40 Interesting Things About The World That People Didn't Know Until Recently (New Pics)

Dear Santa, this year I would like you to pay the energy bill for my dad. please Santa.

40 Unique And Cool "Glitter Tattoos"

Baby Rango

40 Unique And Cool "Glitter Tattoos"

Danny Devito?

40 Unique And Cool "Glitter Tattoos"

This should be a crotch tattoo.

40 Unique And Cool "Glitter Tattoos"

HP tats are a little weird usually but this is actually quite pretty!

40 Unique And Cool "Glitter Tattoos"

This is beautiful, true artistic talent here. 🥰

40 Unique And Cool "Glitter Tattoos"

What will this look like in 10 years. I will check back.

Crease Almighty • commented on 9 posts 3 years ago

"Library Of The Bizarre": 50 Incredible And Rare Historical Photos That Explore Moments That Happened In The Past

“Jackass - the Original”

"Library Of The Bizarre": 50 Incredible And Rare Historical Photos That Explore Moments That Happened In The Past

35 Times People Actually Read The Terms And Conditions And Found Something So Unexpected, They Just Had To Share It Online

Get your money back for spelling “their” wrong!

Here Are The 50 Worst Legal Things That Should Be Illegal, As Shared In This Online Thread

Stop liking their pictures and they go away… but people want these pictures. Bit like factory farming and cheap clothes… if there wasn’t a demand then it would go away.

Here Are The 50 Worst Legal Things That Should Be Illegal, As Shared In This Online Thread

Hahaha this is just wrong on so many levels

Here Are The 50 Worst Legal Things That Should Be Illegal, As Shared In This Online Thread

Gross and probably the reason of a lot of mental health issues as adults.

Here Are The 50 Worst Legal Things That Should Be Illegal, As Shared In This Online Thread

Yup. Pharma companies have no morals

Here Are The 50 Worst Legal Things That Should Be Illegal, As Shared In This Online Thread

I think this is illegal. GDPR rules

Here Are The 50 Worst Legal Things That Should Be Illegal, As Shared In This Online Thread

If I lie in a job interview and get caught out, the company has the right to fire me… should be the same in politics. Don’t do it!

Crease Almighty • upvoted 2 items 2 years ago

AdditionalCheetah354 reply

Texting and driving.

Art & Design, Tattoo Art

40 Unique And Cool "Glitter Tattoos"

Crease Almighty • upvoted 18 items 3 years ago

"Library Of The Bizarre": 50 Incredible And Rare Historical Photos That Explore Moments That Happened In The Past

it's clobberin time - the golden years

Here Are The 50 Worst Legal Things That Should Be Illegal, As Shared In This Online Thread

Banned in most of Europe...

30 Satirical Pics That Laugh At Overly Frugal People, As Shared In This Online Group

Before anybody actually tries this. That's likely made from galvanized steel. You could get zinc poisoning or worse if other metals/compounds are present.

Silent Treatment Specialists

50 of the Best Memes of All Time That Are Icons of Internet Culture

Hurts more than a break-up :(

This Online Group Calls Out People Who Think They Know Better Than Years Of Science, Here Are 50 Of The Most Absurd Posts (New Pics)

"And now my watch begins". "Oh, are you worried about white walkers?". "No, just unhinged Christians".

This Online Group Calls Out People Who Think They Know Better Than Years Of Science, Here Are 50 Of The Most Absurd Posts (New Pics)

Iced wall, monsters on the other side our weapons are no good against them...Now where have I watched this???? https://www.vulture.com/2017/08/game-of-thrones-the-wall-explained.html

This Online Group Calls Out People Who Think They Know Better Than Years Of Science, Here Are 50 Of The Most Absurd Posts (New Pics)

🥔

Bloody Muppets

50 Jerk Design Examples Shared On This Online Group

This was deemed illegal, and has been removed.

They Decided To Completely Cover Their Tenants' Windows With Ads Because Who Needs Natural Light And Fresh Air?

Brand New Protein Powder, Not Even Filled Half Whey

“Boost Your Knowledge”: 50 “Facts” That Are Actually Not True, Shared By This Twitter Account

Why would your contacts fly out if you were wearing goggles, wouldn’t they protect you?

30 Behaviors That People In This Online Group Find Hard To Tolerate So They Judge Others For It

Filth of the earth

"History For The Witty": 50 Of The Funniest And Most Accurate Memes That History Geeks Might Appreciate

Why did I read this in a (fake) posh English accent??

50 Important, Interesting And Random Events That Happened 30 Years Ago, As Shared On This Nostalgic Online Group

THERE'S A CAT BESIDE THIS LEGEND

30 People Share Signs That Someone Is Not As Smart As They're Pretending To Be

Lol number 3… is the keyboard warrior’s first code of conduct.

This Online Group Is Sharing Posts Of ‘People Making Bad Decisions With Their Ads’, And Here Are 30 Of The Funniest Examples

I lost u at case???

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