Being online comes with the ever present risk of being exposed to some of the hottest, dumbest and most brain-melting takes of all time. But every now and then, a hero arrives and hits them with the most savage roasts out there.
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Billie Piper must be so embarrassed she married this man. He is an awful human being. Good of her to divorce this pillock.
Give money to à poor person, and it goes right back into the local economy. Give it to à rich person and it will end up on a numbered account somewhere in Switzerland or the Bahamas.
The “Conservatives Getting Owned” X page has been around for a while now (since that auspicious year of 2020), and has accumulated an impressive 356 thousand followers. In this day and age, most of us know not to pick fights online. After all, there is no “winning” , just a battle to logging off in the mud.
This is perhaps why this page succeeds, as it does a vital job of showcasing the times where folks with questionable ideas had those same ideas obliterated by words. The idea of a person deciding to “report a crime” online no doubt came from pages like this. If that’s not enough, remember, there are all sorts of cases of people owning themselves.
*flower petals, giggling jokingly*: You’d better run, folks, my autism is contagious and I’m having a bad day today.. Run, run for your lives! 😆😂
Yes, let's elect people to give us gun rights over those that give us health care rights. Then when there is no health care we will have enough guns to hijack planes to places with health care.
Funny thing is trucks have any number of practical purposes and uses other than causing death. How many uses does a gun have?
Mm. I'm 44. Went to Alaska last year. Highly recommend. Going with friends to Mexico this summer, I'll let you know. I'm thinking of taking my parents to Spain next year. I like exploring.
Ahh, you'll love Mexico! So much natural beauty to explore. Try and get to see a cenote, if you can. And the food...! Enjoy your adventures!
Load More Replies...I nearly 50 and as fertile as a 20 year old (according to my doctor). Still not planning to procreate!
Stefan's wife (assuming he has one) is in for a big shock on her 40th.
Travel. Do d***s. (Jk but I could if I wanted to!) learn to play piano... start twitch streaming, learn tons of different languages, go back to school, get a degree in something that I love that isn't about making money, be the cool aunt that gets to spoils my nieces n nephews n gets to be there for them when their parents can't.... n most of all rescue a ton of animals n continue running my small animal sanctuary for senior n non releasable wild animals... I couldn't do this w/ kids... n I've saved hundreds of animals n released even more back into the wild n I've given tons of senior animals a great home to live in during their last days n I wouldn't trade that for the world. I wasn't meant to be a mom to humans. I envy n respect mothers for sure tho. Just like how I respect the women who chose to pave their own new path. Women are incredible. We are capable of so many things n all of them are equally respectable n equally important.
Goes well with Asstrovert from another thread😆
Load More Replies...Even if it was just parenting does Stefan think parenting stops once your ovaries run out of eggs? That sh*t is for life. You never stop being a parent once you are one.
People must be reading JM's part, and assuming the woman in question already has an established family, just no children. Also, must think that Stefan is implying an absence of friendships or other familial relationships which could bring support. How is this a good comparison?
And not even 50 for some. I am 50, and I am still having regular periods. Menopause hasn't gotten me yet. I had my third child at age 40, and had my tubes tied then, but my menstrual cycles are totally regular, and I feel the same I have felt my whole life. I'm waiting for it to happen any time now.
Load More Replies...Babylon 5 is my favorite sci-fi TV series! JMS really explored a lot of the issues plaguing us today.
Yess! Loved that show, Brie, own it and the films- between the guest stars and Bill Mumy(🤩), the superior writing, and the rippin' special effects, what more could you ask for?
Load More Replies...The people who look down on others for not having children are always the best argument for not having children.
hahahha good one.. i mean even guys who grow old single can have a life as a old person.. why just women? be happy with your choices.. life is so beautiful
Couldn’t have said it better myself. 😂 That was GOLD
Load More Replies...to my lovely LGBTQ+ pandas, we support and love you!
Racists really are hard of thinking. Just like the homophobes, the sexists and the transphobes.
I mean saying “we wouldn’t be here today if people didn’t do what they did yesterday” makes sense in literally any scenario. Insinuating that these current circumstances are the best things could ever possibly be and past human cruelties were inevitable is kind of weird and very unfair to those who suffered.
It IS true however that communism the idea is fair and good. But as soon as humans are introduced into the mix, thing turn to s**t pretty quickly.
Dinesh..? How much do you know about lunatic asylums..? And how exactly did you find out..? Asking for a friend.
BP, the oil company not this site, supposedly was behind the idea of the carbon footprint, to shift attention away from them and to shift the guilt of environmental damage into us all as individuals.
You get a big fat zero. Which, coincidentally, is the amount of brain cells that Angela has.
Imagine being so fragile that your have a hissy fit over what it says on some coffee cup..
Look up Ben Shapiro buying wood in support of home depot.
They will probably pull "a politician" and drown out anything he says with incomprehensible noise
Those microchips are magnetic. When I was vaccinated I ended up stuck to the refrigerator for three days.
I've never seen a Mr. Potato Head with a love sprout. Just saying....
$30 million could have bought homes and provided support networks for the homeless.
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It’s interesting how human rights like LGBTQ+ rights, trans rights, women’s rights, POC rights etc have become something that only one side supports - and the other side is the one complaining about “divisiveness” when they’re called out for their unfair uneducated views. Actions have consequences 🤷♀️
It's become increasingly worse. We're getting to the point where having manners is "woke" because why be nice to people when you can be as rude as possible in the name of, I'm not sure what, patriotism or something? If some right wing podcaster decides it's a left wing thing to wear shoes, right wingers will stop wearing shoes. And then they'll look around and see that right wingers aren't wearing shoes while left wingers are, and that will cement wearing shoes as a left wing political statement.
Load More Replies...Honestly, I think I upvoted about 99% of these and probably 90% of the first replies. Great thread.
i consider conservatives to be traitors to humanity. theres nothing good about any position they support. at all.
Take the 30 million and redesign an old school or hotel into housing units. People need a place to live NOT a study on their circumstances.
These kind of posts are so annoying. It seems like all that's on here now is negative reddit posts (cheating, bad bosses, etc), upsetting political c**p, and bashing of other people. I want more of the good stuff. The cute animal posts, interesting science facts, funny memes. There used to be more positive stuff on here
I don’t understand. Why politicize a post and cause divisiveness? Couldn’t it just have been snappy comebacks or epic burns like in the past on BP?
You have an unusual concept of the word "wait".
Load More Replies...NPCs? We're not in a video game. This is real life, mate.
Load More Replies...This is half the story. If the Tories couldn’t find another party to get them to a majority, but Labour could, then they can legitimately form a government. This is how our parliament works.
Load More Replies...Troops don’t protect Americans and Lithuania isn’t a threat. I don’t mind conservatives only because I have money, but don’t be stupid and a bad liar.
Load More Replies...It’s interesting how human rights like LGBTQ+ rights, trans rights, women’s rights, POC rights etc have become something that only one side supports - and the other side is the one complaining about “divisiveness” when they’re called out for their unfair uneducated views. Actions have consequences 🤷♀️
It's become increasingly worse. We're getting to the point where having manners is "woke" because why be nice to people when you can be as rude as possible in the name of, I'm not sure what, patriotism or something? If some right wing podcaster decides it's a left wing thing to wear shoes, right wingers will stop wearing shoes. And then they'll look around and see that right wingers aren't wearing shoes while left wingers are, and that will cement wearing shoes as a left wing political statement.
Load More Replies...Honestly, I think I upvoted about 99% of these and probably 90% of the first replies. Great thread.
i consider conservatives to be traitors to humanity. theres nothing good about any position they support. at all.
Take the 30 million and redesign an old school or hotel into housing units. People need a place to live NOT a study on their circumstances.
These kind of posts are so annoying. It seems like all that's on here now is negative reddit posts (cheating, bad bosses, etc), upsetting political c**p, and bashing of other people. I want more of the good stuff. The cute animal posts, interesting science facts, funny memes. There used to be more positive stuff on here
I don’t understand. Why politicize a post and cause divisiveness? Couldn’t it just have been snappy comebacks or epic burns like in the past on BP?
You have an unusual concept of the word "wait".
Load More Replies...NPCs? We're not in a video game. This is real life, mate.
Load More Replies...This is half the story. If the Tories couldn’t find another party to get them to a majority, but Labour could, then they can legitimately form a government. This is how our parliament works.
Load More Replies...Troops don’t protect Americans and Lithuania isn’t a threat. I don’t mind conservatives only because I have money, but don’t be stupid and a bad liar.
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