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Being online comes with the ever present risk of being exposed to some of the hottest, dumbest and most brain-melting takes of all time. But every now and then, a hero arrives and hits them with the most savage roasts out there. 

The “Conservatives Getting Owned” X page is dedicated to screenshots of bigots, conspiracy theorists and fringe economists being publicly humiliated. So get comfortable as you scroll through, upvote your favorites and be sure to share your thoughts in the comments sections below. Remember, be nice!

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2 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Billie Piper must be so embarrassed she married this man. He is an awful human being. Good of her to divorce this pillock.

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2 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Give money to à poor person, and it goes right back into the local economy. Give it to à rich person and it will end up on a numbered account somewhere in Switzerland or the Bahamas.

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The “Conservatives Getting Owned” X page has been around for a while now (since that auspicious year of 2020), and has accumulated an impressive 356 thousand followers. In this day and age, most of us know not to pick fights online. After all, there is no “winning” , just a battle to logging off in the mud.

This is perhaps why this page succeeds, as it does a vital job of showcasing the times where folks with questionable ideas had those same ideas obliterated by words. The idea of a person deciding to “report a crime” online no doubt came from pages like this. If that’s not enough, remember, there are all sorts of cases of people owning themselves

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2 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

*flower petals, giggling jokingly*: You’d better run, folks, my autism is contagious and I’m having a bad day today.. Run, run for your lives! 😆😂

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2 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yes, let's elect people to give us gun rights over those that give us health care rights. Then when there is no health care we will have enough guns to hijack planes to places with health care.

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2 weeks ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Funny thing is trucks have any number of practical purposes and uses other than causing death. How many uses does a gun have?

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2 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

As soon as I hear someone whining about someone else wearing a mask I just feel this intense exhaustion come over me 🙄

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2 weeks ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

These weirdos believe feminism is about being a hateful pink haired woman spitting on men all day long on social media. While it comes from the Western white culture they cherish so much.

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2 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ooo snap! Yeah she’s gonna need some ice for that solid 3rd degree burn.

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2 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I checked. He really is the president. He has a PhD in genetics. Very impressive.

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2 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Those who do not learn history are doomed to repeat it. Ignorance is not something to be proud of.

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2 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Racists really are hard of thinking. Just like the homophobes, the sexists and the transphobes.

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2 weeks ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I mean saying “we wouldn’t be here today if people didn’t do what they did yesterday” makes sense in literally any scenario. Insinuating that these current circumstances are the best things could ever possibly be and past human cruelties were inevitable is kind of weird and very unfair to those who suffered.

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2 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

“My wife who has an important job caring for other humans during medical issues did all the work caring for OUR child all night then went to work the next day exhausted because I didn’t help” great job buddy

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2 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It is literally your life-saving private taxi directly to the hospital 😂

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2 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It is important to teach children about flaws made in the past, even if they have to do with the founding of your own country. Trying to cover any old wrongdoings up so you can maintain the dignity of the country is kind of….Soviet sounding honestly, sorry 🤷‍♀️

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2 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It IS true however that communism the idea is fair and good. But as soon as humans are introduced into the mix, thing turn to s**t pretty quickly.

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2 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ah yes, I should be saving all of my money at their rate of . 01% - I'm not being facetious, I just looked that up

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2 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Dinesh..? How much do you know about lunatic asylums..? And how exactly did you find out..? Asking for a friend.

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2 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

BP, the oil company not this site, supposedly was behind the idea of the carbon footprint, to shift attention away from them and to shift the guilt of environmental damage into us all as individuals.

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2 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Imagine being so fragile that your have a hissy fit over what it says on some coffee cup..

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2 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

He's so f* cringe. Both my parents immigrated from a muslim country, dad from a poor household yet always applied the policy of 'girls, we'll do anything we can to provide for you, and support you into higher education whatever the costs, it's important to be financially independent and to read a lot to develop your mind'. Shapiro complains about arabs a lot, but applies the same conservative misogynistic ways the Islamists push for lol..

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2 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Can't help but notice half this thread is Ben Shapiro getting owned by strangers. Well done fam

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2 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

She can do both once she gets out from under your stupid thinking.

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2 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

He says "clearly, she has already been victimized by the patriarchy" as if that's somehow not plausible. The patriarchy does in fact victimize children. There's nothing wrong with her wanting to be a mommy and cuddle her babies, but she didn't develop up to the age of 4 in a vacuum, and she gets her ideas from somewhere.

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2 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

CONTEXT FAIL: Obviously the age makes the response absurd, but the original question was not making an exclusive choice for the 4 year old girl, but which aspect she expected to enjoy more. Who exactly expects to enjoy a career MORE than being with their family?

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2 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

SIDE NOTE: For clarity, why would I NOT ask my son what he expected to enjoy more? It sets the stage for helping them set realistic expectations in life.

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2 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Even thinking the sentence 'Do you think it would be more fun to have a job or be a daddy?' just feels so wrong... Like why one or the other? But most of all dont ask your children things like that!! Your the problem!

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1 week ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Oh lordy, Ben, was it lack of oxygen to the brain for your formative years?

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2 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So what toys do you let her play with if I may? Dolls that look like babies? Or have you introduced her to Barbies yet? I'm just sticking with this example, to go into other types would take all day.

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2 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Feminist - Hi Ben - Shhh honey it's okay. Im a feminist so will handle it all from here, I as a man inheritanly know what's best for you women. I also know how to use my higher public platform to explain where others go wrong when it comes to manipulating our women.

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Sounds more like childhood innocence to me. she's not an adult yet so she hasn't been yet had time to be corrupted by ANY political extremists left or right winged. (also why the **** do they only want ONE wing?? /s)

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Actually meant men are stay at home Dad's and it's fine to ask a boy if he would want that

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My 5 yo grandson struggles with words surrounding yesterday and tomorrow. Dichotomy isn't in his vocabulary currently. Everyone clapped.

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2 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Woosh... did you read the fact that the poster jokingly wrote six MONTH old?

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2 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

They will probably pull "a politician" and drown out anything he says with incomprehensible noise

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2 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Those microchips are magnetic. When I was vaccinated I ended up stuck to the refrigerator for three days.

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2 weeks ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

“I guarantee you a person that dies of covid is counted as a covid death by the left” like obviously, are you daft 💀

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