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Banana97286 • upvoted 39 items 2 years ago

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You, the person reading this

30 "Unfun" Facts People Have Learned Recently That Are Both Fascinating And Terrifying

They were once used as a weight control program (shudder)

Universally-Liked-Person-In-The-World-Reddit

You, the person reading this

30 "Unfun" Facts People Have Learned Recently That Are Both Fascinating And Terrifying

They were once used as a weight control program (shudder)

40 Surreal Photos That Will Make You Feel Uneasy For Unknown Reasons

Shel Silverstein predicted this.

Beautifully Stacked Bowls

50 Times People Had Such Wild Solutions To Their Problems, They Were Celebrated In The 'Redneck Engineers' Group (New Pics)

In the USA, having a stickshift is a theft protection on its own. (It's just a joke, don't hate me)

50 Times People Had Such Wild Solutions To Their Problems, They Were Celebrated In The 'Redneck Engineers' Group (New Pics)

Glad its a parasol not an umbrella, that would raise questions of handle placement.

29 Facts About Dog Psychology Every Dog Owner Should Know, As Shared On This Viral TikTok Account

My dog smells my breath to check my health. He told me I was ill by constantly doing this. He would jump up every time I sat down and stare into my eyes. I had Breast Cancer.

"This Page Will Lower Your IQ" - This Funny Twitter Account Shares -1000 IQ Moments

It’s so you can write numbers like 01, 02, 03, etc…

There's A Group Dedicated To Sharing "You Had One Job" Fails, And Here Are 50 Of The Funniest Ones (New Pics)

Actually with a good bike this would be a blast!

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TIL according to the head of MI6, if James Bond was real, he would be unable to work for British intelligence because he lacks the required emotional intelligence, respect for the law and teamwork abilities.

50 Times Companies Posted Such Witty Comebacks On Social Media, People Just Had To Share It

I prefer planting spaghetti trees.

People Are Sharing 30 'Unwritten' Rules In Their Countries That Tourists Should Know

*Laughing in Norwegian*

Disney Theme Park Employees Reveal Things They Love And Hate About It (30 Posts)

wtf is wrong with these people? I will never get it...

Disney Theme Park Employees Reveal Things They Love And Hate About It (30 Posts)

Inhuman. Security should have been called.

People Are Sharing 30 'Unwritten' Rules In Their Countries That Tourists Should Know

What? People do this?

Disney Theme Park Employees Reveal Things They Love And Hate About It (30 Posts)

I swear next time I go to Disneyland I'm bringing dust from my vacuum and leaving it there.

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When the Rubix Cube was first released a mathematician said it would take the average person 30 years, working 8 hours a day, to solve a cube saying it was impossible for someone without a master's in mathematics to solve it in under a month.

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There was a phantom poop on an Apollo mission. A poop, floating around, that none of the astronauts said was theirs.

Disney Theme Park Employees Reveal Things They Love And Hate About It (30 Posts)

I hope the cops were called and the kid taken

Disney Theme Park Employees Reveal Things They Love And Hate About It (30 Posts)

If it were intentional, with me that would result in a bitch slap.

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When a person receives a kidney transplant they don’t take out the old kidneys, they just shove em to the side and leave em in there.

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The Guinness book of records was invented by the Guinness beer folks. They figured a book of verifiable facts would help stop bar arguments.

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Guy Reveals 12 Things That A Lot Of People Thought Happened Years Ago, But Are In Fact More Recent

Humans are stupid. Thank god I’m a homo sapien

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Not me, but I witnessed this happen to a fellow CM. She was ringing up a guest for an item and he looked a little upset. She did the Disney thing and asked, "how's everything been going sir? Happiest place still the happiest?" He responded with "no, something happened today." "What's wrong? What happened?" She asked. "I wanted to get my Mickey ears embroidered, but they wouldn't do it," he replied. She inquiries, "what did you want embroidered on it?" "I wanted it to say, 'God Hates Gays,' but those pricks said it was against policy." he said bitterly. She wasn't so nice to him after that.

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My whole day gets improved when someone says thank you and uses my name and actually acknowledges that I am a human being

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I won’t say what I do but I will say that the best way to raise my mood and or compliment me is to actually laugh at my jokes when I tell them so we’re not sitting in silence for seven and a half minutes.

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I was in line at Disney Land California with a group of Japanese teenage tourists were ahead of me in line. I speak Japanese, so I could understand that they were making fun of Americans. They were mostly saying things to the effect of "On TV they seem so cool, but all of these Americans are so fat and ugly." They were laughing and even occasionally pointing at people. I was just staying quiet but then one of the cast members who evidently also spoke Japanese walked up to them and told them in perfect Japanese "You guys should really be careful, most Americans can speak Japanese." They all froze up and looked around at people, many of whom were giving them dirty looks. I nodded at them like I was backing him up, and they were horrified.

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We had a lady try to smuggle an infant onto Indy at DL one time. She put a huge jacket on (in the summer) and stuffed her child down near the bottom in an attempt to look pregnant. Several cast members warned her that it is not recommended that pregnant women go on the ride, but she insisted, and we couldn't stop her. So she manages to get on the Jeep, and puts the seat belt on, and that was when her stomach started screaming and crying.

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This couple were trying to ride Space Mountain, and had a black duffelbag. He heard something come from the bag, so he asked them to open it. They refused. Security comes, forces them to open it. It was their 6 month old baby.

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