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Real-life adventurers take many forms, from global travelers and nature lovers to tabletop gamers and… structural inspectors and engineers. Don’t believe us? Well, you just have to take a look at the social media accounts of Alpha Structural Inc. to see just how darn interesting their jobs are. The things that inspectors find every day are incredible, from nightmarish cracks to proof that miracles exist because some of these foundations don’t look like they could take a single wobble more. If these photos don’t get your heart racing, nothing will.

Alpha Structural is a company that had been servicing, repairing, and upgrading structures and foundations in Los Angeles and Southern California for over a quarter of a decade. They’ve also got over 400 years of “combined professional experience” in their engineering department alone. 

We’ve collected some of Alpha Structural’s most recent photos that they’ve shared online, so go ahead and take a scroll down, Pandas. Upvote the ones that made your jaws drop and let us know how you feel after taking a good long look. When you’ve finished descending and reached the foundation of this list, you can have a look at Bored Panda’s three most recent articles about Alpha Structural right here, here, and here.

A note of warning, dear Pandas: don't do this at home! You have to be a proper structural inspector with the right training, skills, and gear to go poking about creaky building foundations.

More info: AlphaStructural.com | Facebook | Instagram | Twitter | Imgur

#1

I don't know about you but I would want to park the furthest away from this wall...

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Mohsie Supposie
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

... or anywhere near the whole building. In fact, stay a few miles away from it completely.

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#2

The brick and mortar piers are literally turning into dust. Not something you want holding up your entire house.

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Julia Atkinson
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

For one mad moment I thought someone had attempted to plug a gap with chocolate cake

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#3

Anyone want to step foot on this balcony?

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The frightening thing is we've all already probably stepped on a balcony like this but haven't been in the wrong place at the wrong time... yet...

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I’ve personally had the pleasure of having some great in-depth talks with some members of the Alpha Structural team in the past. They’ve been more than kind to explain the ins and outs of their jobs, detail some of the risks they face, and generally help Bored Panda delve into the (sometimes shaky) world of structural inspection. The overwhelming feeling that I got is that this is far more than ‘just a job’ for the team: it’s a calling.

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In March 2020, Derek Marier from Alpha Structural told Bored Panda about the “most nightmarish inspection” they’d done that by that point that year. It was a visit to a property in Portuguese Bend down on the Palos Verdes Peninsula. “First off, because of soil conditions and high landslide risks, not much structural work can be performed there," Derek started.

#4

"How do you know if your wood is rotting?" This is how.

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Vicky Z
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3 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Of course your wood is dying!!! You just killed it!!

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#5

You are looking at the worst framing rot that we have ever come across on an inspection.
You can't even touch this wall without the whole thing falling apart. Just look at the insulation around it!
You know it's really bad when the studs begin to look like fractured vertebrae.

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#6

I guess they wanted an open floor plan? They took the brick wall separating the two rooms down. No permits, no contractor, just a man and his trusty hammer.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

At least the owner will be able to enjoy a refreshing drink of Squirt as they await rescue

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"The home had a very interesting foundation system made up of screw jacks, steel beams, and cribbing (commonly used for temporarily lifting a structure while work is being done underneath). The front portion of the deck and home was sinking and unfortunately, the homeowner can’t really do much about it. It could have toppled over at any given moment and that’s why the 'nightmarish' description fits well," Derek detailed one such truly nightmarish case the Alpha Structural team dealt with.

Structural inspectors take safety very seriously: they take all the necessary precautions to keep their employees safe while out on the job. Derek listed that inspectors wear crawl suits, masks, gloves, and steel-toed boots. They also take many other forms of safety precautions.

#7

Another failing railroad tie "retaining wall" that should be replaced soon. You can see how far it has begun to lean towards the street.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Or maybe it's a bad angle and it is in fact the street that is leaning toward the barrier..... as unruly streets do when left unchecked.

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#8

This is a pretty wicked stilt home we inspected this past week. Retrofitting these for earthquakes is one of our many specialties.

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“The chance that a building is actually going to fall over when we do our work is slim to none. Any actual danger is sniffed out pretty quick and avoided. If our guys think it’s unsafe to inspect or work on a location, they’ll make a call based on their best judgment and sometimes they choose to not do it. That’s just our safety policy!"

Sometimes, Alpha Structural’s employees will come across truly bizarre finds, like lost or forgotten items, dolls, and even skulls. “You’re expecting to locate a structural defect but end up finding something you can almost label as satanic or ancient,” Derek told me earlier.

#10

There should not be a space here. Never good news when you see stem walls separating at the corner.

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#11

We weren't able to perform a proper torque test on this bolt... but something tells me we didn't have to.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I could at first not even identify what this thing was. Thanks for clarifiying. Also, no.

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#12

Here is a brick pier that's sitting dangerously close to a big hole in the ground. Something tells me the homeowner will start to feel some dipping in the floors soon!

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One extremely frightening situation Derek found himself in was going into a tunnel that someone had dug under the foundation of a building. “I’ve heard horror stories of people getting trapped under houses by attempting to squirm through those gaps. That’s a nightmare in itself. Thank the lord there was no scary doll or human skull staring me in the face while I was attempting to crawl through!”

#13

It's always nice when I don't have to crawl into a crawlspace but, these stairs are pretty frightening.

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#14

Here's a concrete pier practicing for its role as the Leaning Tower of Pisa.

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#15

Whole lotta issues with this...
Just slightly separating from the structure...

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#17

These photos are from a home we inspected that was built in 2009. You would think that because it's newer construction the home would be a good shape. Well, this should give you a better understanding of how damaging water leaks can be if they go undetected. Nearly the entire subfloor is rotted from water damage and multiple joists are hanging down from rot.
It took less than a decade for this to occur, so not all homes with significant damage are 100 years old.
Large puddles of water had to be avoided during the crawl as well. (Image 3)
Here you can see two joists hanging down after snapping in half from water damage. (Image 4)
This is probably the nastiest of all the damage. That is not paint. It's possible that the entire subfloor needs to be replaced. (Image 5)

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#18

Wood should never crumble away like this.

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#19

The old lathe and plaster ceilings are sagging, looking like it's about to collapse.

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#21

These photos are of severe spall damage underneath an old concrete structure in Los Angeles. This kind of structural flaw occurs after water penetrates the concrete, causing the steel to rust and expand. This breaks apart the concrete and reduces the strength of the area or possibly the entire structure.
We shared these because we wanted owners and managers of these types of buildings to be able to recognize the potential damages that could compromise their structures.
Recently we have been inundated with calls from building owners who are fearful that their buildings could collapse like the condos in Miami. The issues seen in these photos are similar to what was discovered in Miami, among other things.
Whether it's in the ceilings, walls, floors, or columns, and either in the interior or exterior of the structure, these are all signs of significant structural flaws and should always be approached promptly with properly engineered solutions.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

People falsely assume - at their peril - that concrete is impermeable.

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#22

Here we have some expansive soil, clearly affecting the foundation already.

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#23

A customer called us in because of this crack running off the corner of their door, which is never a good sign and points in the direction of foundation problems.

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#24

This is what no steel in the concrete and moving soil will do to your foundation.
Someone placed a few shims in there to level it all out.

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#25

These balconies have seen better days. As you can see, the wood framing of these balconies is experiencing some deflection. This is why The Balcony Bill exists. The Balcony Bill, formerly known as California Senate Bill 721, was signed into law back in 2018. This bill requires the inspection and possible repairs on all balconies, decks, and stairs that rely in whole or in substantial part on wood structural support in multi-family residential buildings with three or more dwelling units.

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H Edwards
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

There was a balcony collapse near where I live recently. The street below is a busy one, it's very lucky that nobody was walking under it when it happened.

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#26

Some of the piers weren't even in contact with the posts.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

IF "Some of the piers weren't even in contact with the posts," then HOW is the building even standing? Or, is it ...not (standing)???

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#27

There appears to be a cave system leading down underneath this home's foundation.

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#28

This failing retaining wall won't last much longer. Some movement over the years has taken place and has caused the wall to lean into the sidewalk.

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Chich
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I don't think I would even consider a place that had a retaining wall.

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#30

Here is yet another brick foundation we inspected this past week. We want to get as many of these replaced, or at the very least, sistered before the next major earthquake in LA.
The external foundation walls of this building are bowing, and many of the bricks are falling out of place. (Image 2)
Not only that, but the framing is in really bad shape and a lot of it needs to be replaced as well. (Image 3)

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#31

Here is an early 1900s home with a very brittle brick foundation. These large interior cracks likely formed after years of settlement and degradation of the foundation.

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#32

Here's a brick foundation where the mortar has degraded almost entirely. Only a small section (in the middle of the brick wall) has solid mortar. Replacing or sistering this foundation would be the only solution for this homeowner.

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#33

Somebody had previously attempted to fill the cracks, but this only further harms the concrete and can cause spall damage. If this goes unhandled, it will create a big problem for the owner and the residents!

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#34

This wooden post seems to be sitting on a bed of shims, connected to a rusting baseplate.

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Julia Atkinson
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"Pass us another shim, Dave. There, that should do the trick!" (Sound of hammering and cheerful whistling)

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#35

Here is a retaining wall that's partially supported by piles. The wall is now separating at the exact spot where they omitted to put more of them. Now the wall is sinking and leaning down the hill.

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#36

This two-story home is being supported on one layer of brick... one layer of brick.

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#37

Here is a leaning retaining wall that is breaking away from a garage structure. Notice the large wooden beam that is wedged in there to help hold the wall back.
You can see large cracks at the bottom of the wall where the initial fracture took place. (Image 2)
Here's an image from the inside of the garage. The roof is also rotting and is just falling apart as the wall leans outward. (Image 3)

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Cold Contagious
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I feel like this would be very scary for a home owner and very expensive also. I can't imagine how much worse it gets by postponing the fact as long as possible or until collapse. I would hate to have to deal with this situation myself.

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#38

When the retaining wall is built of concrete blocks, the cracks may look like stair-steps. Stair-step cracks are a sign that your block retaining wall is failing. Improper drainage could be the culprit of this crack. The soil behind the wall is soaked with water and this applies pressure to the wall.

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Lyone Fein
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If you just lay some of those bricks in the bottom row sideways when building a wall like this, you give the water somewhere to go. Out through the holes in the concrete blocks. Then you save your wall.

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#39

Here we have a column that's settling downward, dragging the iron fencing with it.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You'd think that might have been a pretty easy fix at one time, maybe still, if they do something.

#40

Don't underestimate the power of tree roots.

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Julia Atkinson
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yes, that huge tree near the house is gorgeous...but don't forget that a weed can break through a concrete paving slab

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#41

Here's some gnarly spall damage on the underside of a large condo building in LA.

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#42

Here's an undermined concrete foundation that a plumber couldn't resist taking advantage of.

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#43

I think the L stands for load-bearing.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

But who took it out? That can't be by natural causes, right?

#44

This illegal addition was in really bad shape.

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#45

Was it opposite day when this was installed? This is a long concrete pier with a wooden shim acting as its post... Pretty strange.

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#46

Has anyone seen any of the many videos of balconies failing? This is one of the main reasons. Spalling is when the rebar inside of reinforced concrete has started to rust and expand due to water penetrating the concrete over a large period of time. This is not only dangerous for the people who step on the balcony but the people beneath as large chunks of concrete can fall off of at any moment. Spalling significantly decreases the structure's ability to safely carry its intended loads. Wood rot is another one of the main reason for balcony failures.

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#47

Here's a concrete masonry retaining wall that is beginning to fail. I'm sure that one more winter full of heavy rainfall would cause this sucker to come down.

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#48

Follow me into my office.

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#49

This cripple wall is rotating away from the home.

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#50

Lots of earth-to-wood contact under this home. Let the termite feast begin.

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#51

A portion of the retaining wall has separated from the rest of the wall. This will only get worse as time goes on if not fixed. Here you can see how much the wall has been pushed away from the top portion of the wall.

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#52

This is a concrete and brick structure with visible spall damage on the exterior.
It's also causing some structural cracking on the outside where the concrete isn't as exposed. This will be a good one to document and share if we do the work!

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3 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The house I grew up in burned down due to a settling exterior brick wall. It pulled the electrical wiring so tight inside the wall that the wire insulation cracked and exposed the conductor.

#53

Make sure to hold the rai... irrigation pipe on the way down.

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#54

Larger cracks like this found outside the home may mean the foundation has shifted or sunk. Cracks wider than one-quarter inch could indicate problems with the home’s structural integrity. Once the structural problem is fixed, homeowners can make the cosmetic repairs. Looks like the stem wall has a large crack and is separating from the rest of the stem wall and is starting to rotate away. Time to be replaced!

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