“What’s A Misconception About Your Profession That You’re Tired Of Hearing?” (30 Answers)
There are few things as annoying as people who don’t actually have a clue sharing all sorts of information and facts about your specialty that are completely untrue. Normally, this is a burden academics have to bear, but it can be just as true for really any job.
Someone asked “What's a misconception about your profession that you're tired of hearing?” and professionals from across the internet shared their best examples. From some folks vastly underestimating how much work something takes to just downright lies, get comfortable as you scroll through, upvote your favorites and share your thoughts and examples in the comments section below.
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I’m a support worker for adults with complex learning and physical disabilities have been for 7 years now - no u don’t just “wipe bums for a living”.
I keep them alive and happy, giving them a quality of life filled with as much independence and choice as they can have. I treat them with dignity and respect while yes at times supporting them with personal care because guess what? They can’t do it! So someone has to, it’s such a tiny part of my job and the least bit interesting.
Hardly anyone hears about the love and patience, acceptance and humility the people I support teach me and give me every day.
Number one and number two posts right now are about educators and caretakers. The lack of respect shown to these professions (through low pay and outright rude comments) shows how little our society cares about kids, the elderly, and people with special needs. Picking up garbage pays more than caring for and educating others.
I often think about the deaf and blind man that lived at the old peoples home in my hometown. He was left there as a baby and the staff took care of him until he died of old age. His whole life was within those walls. He could not communicate with people or even make decisions about his own life, ever. He would have been able to have a full life today, a home of his own, a way to communicate, maybe even a family that loved him and cared for him.
I worked in a nursing home for a while back in the 90s. Had to give it up because it was exacerbating my arthritis, but I was pleased to discover that I COULD do this necessary work, emotionally, to help the unfortunate people who could not do it for themselves.
It's not that people think that's all there is to it, it's that wiping bums is the one part of it a lot of people think they couldn't stand.
I f'n love you for this.. been in the field for 20 yrs i wicked can relate.
“Teachers are brainwashing and indoctrinating our kids!”
Bruh I can barely get these adorable little b@stards to bring a damn pencil to class 🤣 I’m flattered you think I have that much power but I can assure you I do not.
Only if you are a flerf, antivaxxer, chemtrailer, 'all science are Satan's work's, etc people.. 🤷♂️
Load More Replies...OMG as a teacher I cannot upvote this enough!!! you think these lovely little students actually LISTEN to us? Seriously?
I tell people that teachers don't have time to visit the restroom much less indoctrinate children. These people need to spend a few days in a classroom; they are idiots.
They give them a different perspective on life, yes. Oh. This is brainwashing for you?
Of course, that's prob the main reason for homeschooling? (Not the only one) So they get the correct indoctrination, and not the 'different perspective' "indoctrination"..
Load More Replies...THIS! THIS! THIS! I don't give a damn what gender your kid is. I don't EVER want to think about their private parts. I just want them to be kind to others, shut up when it isn't their turn to talk, wash their hands, and shut a darn door. Why would I ever want to put any energy into those other things that don't matter to me when those other four goals are exhausting and often almost impossible?
Teachers have a tough enough job anyway without a select group of people having thinking like that - you should be THANKING teachers not giving them shi*....
Psychiatrist. No I can't read your mind and don't pretend to. No I cannot detect nor cure your deep seated childhood traumas. what I can do an am trained to do, is observe your facial expressions and your body movements and how they match to the words you are saying, and to observe the flow of your thoughts as to whether or not they go in logical order. that's pretty much it. All the information I get about you, you provide to me directly right in front of me. And when I find a problem, there's not usually a simple cure for it. Just noticing the problem
Ooooh very very interesting! I have a question about the logical order. Does the order of the thought flow change when someone is mentally ill? And, are there certain orderers for certain illnesses?
Load More Replies...I was in grade school (k-12 in USA) late 70s and 80s. Looking back now our school system was amazing and I didn't appreciate my teachers enough. We learned a lot about the Civil War, Slavey, WW1 and 2, the Holocaust, The Vietnam war. We read Mark Twain and Edgar allen Poe. In high school we could ask questions about birth control and sex and parents didn't freak out. Parents are the snowflakes now.
I finished school in the mid 90s and I agree- other than one segment of health class in high school, where parents could have their child opt out of basic sex education (about disease prevention and how babies are made...which, to my memory, no kid did), we learned about all kinds of "uncomfortable" subjects- it was part of education! We even did a field trip to see Schindler's List because the school felt that it was important for us to see. I don't think protecting kids is doing them any favors.
Load More Replies...Hahahaha! 100%! Who has time as a teacher to "indoctrinate" kids? We are trying to get them to do basic stuff!
Throughout my entire education I had only two teachers who were actually competent so I can agree there is no brainwashing going on.
That because it's complete projection from those making the claims so that they can incorporate their own agenda.
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I'm a long time caregiver to mother who lives with dementia. For some reason, people don't consider it "work". That includes doctors. I'm on call 24/7. I can't leave for long periods of time. My own health went to s**t. Geriatric care costs are astronomical. Yet, all people hear is "You're not working." .
My MIL has dementia. At first we were trying to provide in home care for her. It took the whole family (6 people) on a roster to maintain 24/7 care for her including 24/7 supervision, all meals, shopping, personal care, medical appointments, home cleaning etc etc. It's really hard. We managed to do this for three years until her needs escalated and we eventually had to put her in special dementia care home.
My utmost respect that you were able to carrying this on for so many years. That is love. Hope none of you feels guilty that you had to give up.
Load More Replies...Being a carer for someone with dementia is a 24/7 job. There are no days off and no lunch breaks in that job. Looking after children is hard but at least with children they usually eventually grow up and become independent. Try picking up a full grown adult when they've wet the bed and can't get up. I've seen people nearly destroy themselves physically and mentally to look after an elderly relative. That's why it's important to not judge people who make the decision to put their relative in a home.
Add the fact that the carer spouse is as old as the sufferer, and is dealing with piecemeal death of the love of their life, and you have my mother.
Load More Replies...We had to put grandma on my husbands side in a nursing home when it became impossible for our family to care for her at home.😢 We still went on a roster to visit her every other day till she died. That said in Switzerland roughly 80 million hours are provided in UNPAID care by family members per year! That translates to roughly 3.7 billion SFr per year. Without this care our society would not function as we have too little nursing homes AND too little care workers. And those we have are SEVERLY underpaid! 😭 (https://www.proinfirmis.ch/ueber-uns/aktuelles/detail/news/pflegende-angehoerige-leisten-rund-80-millionen-stunden-unbezahlte-arbeit.html)
You are making an excellent point: "Without this care our society would not function as we have too little nursing homes AND too little care workers." THIS is something that should be addressed by any gouvernment (be it right or left).
Load More Replies...I didn't take the financial burden but it was my job by my parents to spend time, check on and look after my oma (grandma) when she was with dementia in a home. Always loved her, so was easy to start. I was 14, she passed when I was 18. She survived WWII. Needless to say I spent a lot of time holding down my oma reliving the war. Holding someone down as they relive their mum getting exploded in front of them. She was amazing and strong.
And that is why we remember... and rightly so. For everyone who suffered the atrocities of this war. I'm not sure why the lessons from WW2 are not learned and history keeps repeating itself. But, your oma fortunately had a great grandaughter as an ally! That said, I keep rembering the SIRE campagne about : "you can get a child out of a war, but how do you get the war out of the child?" The frightening part of your story is: All your love, the love of the world, could not get the war out of your grandma. But, she took your love with her to the next world!
Load More Replies...Taking care of someone with dementia is very rewarding but so difficult. I was caregiver and I've done it with my whole heart but I did way to much and I crashed after my MIL died. People think it is strange that I've got a burn-out from "not working". But even after all I went through I am so glad I took care of her when she needed it.
Two things: the "not working part" means nothing else but "unpaid work" keep that in mind please. The second is "But even after all I went through I am so glad I took care of her when she needed it.". Yes, this is what life is about. Noone can get a life back from the dead. Nothing will replace your efforts and care ....hope you recover from your crash in the knowledge that you did not the right thing but the only right thing. Stay strong!
Load More Replies...this is a difficult one. Depending on the country you should consider taking external support or even move your mom to a retirement home. Your own sanity and health is one of the most valuable things you have
I had a friend whose husband got dementia and for some reason couldn't lift his arms. She tried to take care of him herself and nearly broke from it. We all told her to let him go to a home for demented but she felt that would be failing him. When in the end she had to she found that he was much more happy there, and I think maybe it was easier on him to be cared for by strangers than by his wife.
Load More Replies...Some of the most important jobs are either paid like s**t or aren't seen as doing work. While people's who's jobs are basically meaningless make a s**t ton of money to do nothing of real worth.
Another legion of Angels, sadly underappreciated and definitely underpaid. Those who know and understand, know and understand. Thank you.
Janitor/custodian. Any service job, really.
No, not everybody who works those jobs is dumb with no prospects/ambitions. Things happen in life, be it health issues, personal/family issues. I never understood how someone seeing another person working a job like that can look down on them and treat them like dirt.
A separate pet peeve is "i dont feel like putting this item back where it belongs" or "ill just make this mess and not clean it up" because it's "somebody else's job" or "im just letting them *earn* their paycheck!". No, you're an a*****e.
To end this on a positive note though, as someone who's had a lot of these types of jobs, being polite, saying "thank you" and being respectful to any service/retail/restaurant worker(or, anyone really) are simple things that don't take much effort and can brighten up someone's day.
I was taught when becoming a teacher that the custodian is your best friend. Respect and recognition of this very important person makes your work way easier.
When I was a kid, my older brother made friends with the custodian, so I did too. Great guy. Very smart. Lots of skills. Knew a lot of things. Nice guy too.
Load More Replies...I want to pay tribute to a friend of mine here. He is a bin-man. Met him about 20 years ago. He is such an intelligent man! But he is dyslectic. 40 years ago we didn't know much about it. Fortunately he works for a company that takes it people really seriously and he got trainings to the highest driver's licences of the heaviest vehicles with trailer imaginable. Just ask him and he knows everything about which type of waste is transported to where. I admire this man. We do need professors as well but without this bin-genie we wouldn't be anywhere :).
If people in service jobs suddenly stopped working the entire world would collapse. If something is an essential job, people deserve respect for doing it.
It's a dirty job but someone's gotta do it. Respect your local cleaner/fixer, they keep everyone else's jobs work and lives moving smoothly.
My kinda job. Act stupid, greet politely, no talking. Just observing. Live on the premisis, save tons on rent and commute. Build your project car in the hidden shed.
Just like the laborers on construction sites. They make everything better for everyone. If they didn’t exist, there would be garbage, bugs, rats, and a hell of a lot of accidents.
Unemployed disabled. We want to work, but nobody will let us. Then they turn around and call us lazy parasites.
As someone on disability, this is very true. I spent years looking for a job, only to be rejected or get no response. These were entry-level retail jobs, too
My paternal grandfather lost both legs in a fire (a tragic story on its own), and he used canes to walk. He refused to use a wheelchair or crutches because he didn't want to "appear crippled", this was in the late 50's early 60's and that was the terminology of the time. It nearly broke his spirit because he couldn't even get an application. I can remember when he was FINALLY able to get a job in 65-66 packaging bicycle handlebars in corrugated boxes, he was elated to earn minimum wage after all those years.
Load More Replies...Gotta love the arm-chair medical professionals deciding who is disabled enough to be entitled to disability money.
They don't want to make ajustments for disabled people. My niece has backproblems and she needed a higher chair and desk to work on, her boss found it easier to fire her.
I asked for written instructions due to hearing loss. Was told " we are not that kind of place". Reasonable accomodations be dambed. Couldnt hire a lawyer because the company hired almost every law firm in town to " do a small job" so representing yoy is a conflict of interest.
Load More Replies...its because of govt regulations that are too rigid with disabled people, that creates problem for employers, that they do not want to take the risk. Several disabled groups are lobbying for more flexibility in what are supposed to be good intentioned laws, to alleivate these issues
Not sure where this person lives, but I have never heard anyone call the unemployed disabled lazy parasites.
You should read the comments section of the Daily Mail. Or maybe you shouldn't.
Load More Replies...Or you are pushed to work by government affiliated groups because they don't believe the impact the disability has on your life. I was assessed at having to do at least 15hrs a week because I only have one disability. I'm on to my third stretch of trying to work after a flare up. Work expects you to keep pushing yourself so you do and of course crash, leading to another 6-18+ months of not being able to do anything at all...
This. Very much this. It's... You become suddenly disabled and find that the jobs that you're qualified for and used to be able to do? You no longer can. Also? You probably have medical appointments to work around when you're newly disabled and you can't always reschedule them because of waiting lists. If you reschedule it could be a few months later for the next available one. Vital appointments for the upkeep or replacement of your equipment that you need or check-ups. Then there's disabled access to places. Some places have lifts but the buttons are not always easily accessible if you're trying to get to upper floors and are in a wheelchair!!! It's... Okay, I'll just wait and go up and down in the lift until someone enters who can reach the button!!! 😄 I'm laughing but not really if you know what I mean! "Okay, I'll just live here now in the lift... This is my home now!!!" 😄
Old salt here, who lost a leg in a labor accident. The company gave me my first job in the office. I got married, worked hard and lived my life as best as I could. Smart employers should give us, the "crippled", more opportunities. We work hard, are dedicated, don't get sick leave for no reason. Probably it's the fear of unemployment and the pride to prove ourselves to ourselves.
Tech support. We didn't start out angry..
1. Turn it off, then turn it on again. No, we're not lazy that really does solve a majority of problems. And no, shutting off your monitor is not shutting down your computer.
2. When we ask you if it's plugged in, follow the cord all the way from your computer to the wall.
3. If the computer gives you a message with an error code, WRITE IT DOWN OR TAKE A SCREENSHOT.
4. Describe the problem, but only what is necessary. I don't care why you were emailing your aunt. I do care about the message that popped up when you clicked Send.
5. If I come to look at your computer, get out of the way. No, I cannot fix anything if you are sitting in your chair in front of your computer.
6. Printer problem? Take it out back and shoot it. I would rather work on anything else before printer problems.
'I don't care why you were emailing your aunt' - LOL, I know people who would find it necessary to tell Tech this :D :D
I work for a plumbing retailer. Same deal. I don't care when your house was built. I don't care why you're remodeling your bathroom. I just want to know what bathtub you want.
Load More Replies...As someone who had his fair share of tech support: Do not ask for the state of things, let the caller interact with it! "Is the cord plugged in?" results in " I'm not stupid!" at least half of the time. "Let's test the cord's plug. Please unplug it and then reconnect." doesn't suggest the not-stupid caller was stupid and if they were, it gave them an opportunity to easily hide the fact. Edit: spelling
Yep. Used to have (back in the early 80s) a pretty complex install procedure for our software. There was a really obvious error when they didn't do it right, but people would swear up and down they had done *exactly* what the manual said. I quickly learned to tell them "Sometimes it doesn't 'take' the first time, let's go through it again together." It always worked after that and they didn't have to feel stupid for not following instructions.
Load More Replies...I've always said that it's amazing that we can put a man on the damn moon, but after 40+ years, we still can't get printers right.
Load More Replies...January 2013. The US Govt told users to stop using java due to a security hole. Sites were down everywhere. The internet really was broken, for a few days.
Load More Replies...In exchange, however, can tech people stop doing this one: Me: I have a Windows 11 Home PC with [update number] and $version of your software. I am having $problem on $browser so I've also tried it on $browser and $browser with the same result. Incognito browsing doesn't resolve the issue. My Windows 10 desktop with [updates] on $browser and $browser also replicates the issue. I use $firewall and $vpn but the issue persists with these active or inactive. I would now please like some support *4 working day wait* Tech: have you tried a different browser?
Yeah, but that's generally a tedious thing with people not listening. Especially when they're given specific schemes to work through with their clients/customers. Had that same thing with paramedics last week. My symptoms would have suggested a potentially dangerous situation but they come from a chronic disease I am well aware of and are harmless in that context. Guess who did not listen to me and sent not only an ambulance but also the EMP at full speed with lights and horns and all the circus to my house in our little village?
Load More Replies...I'm the IT guy at my workplace and i f*****g hate printers
Load More Replies...“My computer’s broken!” What’s it doing? “Nothing!” Ok what sound is nothing making? :p
Most of the time, it P.I.C.N.I.C. (Problem In Chair, Not In Computer). As for the printers, Office Space them.
That is GOLD! I have to share this with my team tomorrow, they're going to love it 🙌
Load More Replies...Having done tech support for 40 years this is pretty spot on. Forgot the "No we didn't change your password, you are literally typing in the wrong one". And no, you forgot to write it down the last time you changed it. How do I know this? Well, that's because no matter how much you insist it's the right one you are still typing in the wrong password.
Vegetable farmer. We get so many applicants wanting to "connect to the soil", yet have never touched a shovel before. So many people don't seem to understand that farming is manual labor with long hours and hardship every day. And It's all just to limp by. We aren't making much money.
Was getting a sandwich someplace and the guy was telling the customer before me how he wants to retire and buy a farm. I couldn't help myself, and interrupted and said, "No, you don't. You want to be taking care of animals at the crack of dawn? (He mentioned wanting chickens, etc.) You can never go anywhere for any length of time without making provisions for the animals." There was a woman behind me who farms, has goats, and she laughed and agreed with me. The guy was kind of surprised, but it isn't some peaceful, low maintenance thing to have a farm! (I have taken care of horses all my life, and recently moved to a place where I keep my horses on my own property.)
It drives me crazy when people post that we should just replace our lawns with veggie gardens, the highway medians with wildflowers, plant fruit trees by the sidewalks so we can all eat for free. I like all those things, but it requires immense time and effort to maintain those things, keep out invasive plants and pests.
I firmly believe that the farmers who put food on our tables need to given interest free loans, free water and a whole lot more appreciation than they currently receive. Farmers are literally k*lling themselves here in Australia because of drought, flood, rising prices of everything they need to feed us, and the major supermarkets demand their product for pennies and then sell them at enormous mark up for the benefit of shareholders. It is shameful.
One of my kids is just like that. Wants to have her own farm but can't be bothered to help look after the family pets. "I'm sure I'd feel differently if they were mine" she says. She's 23.
I wandered into the local ag extension years ago for help. They had a sign on the wall that said "You are alive because of two things. 1) A six inch layer of top soil and 2) The fact that it rains". Without farmers putting in the grueling hours and devastating labor not a single one of us would be able to live this comfortably. They are the foundation of modern society.
I appreciate all of the hard work y'all put into farming! I know it's not easy.
Totally agree with this one. Every year we get people who say they want to work and then get horrified because they are outside. 'oh there are BUGS out here' Yes of course there are. Its a farm! "I did not realize I would get dirty!" "I don't like working alone' Most farm jobs are working alone, you might be with a crew but you will work in your own row or even a different part of the farm. Bring headphones and enjoy the music.
I'm a handyman. None of those things that happen in those human mating ritual documentaries that you watch on the internet have ever happened to me.
“Human mating ritual documentaries“ is the best English phrase I’ve ever come across
It's genius. I didn't even get it right away! Had to visualise what a human mating ritual would look like, televised, and only then burst out laughing. Then again, I just came back from the supermarket where I put my whole basket on the conveyor belt, so I don't think my brain is functioning properly this morning 🤷🏼♂️
Load More Replies...Those things only really happen to pizza delivery guys from what I understand.
Are they the same documents as a window cleaner, driving instructor?!! Classic 1970s documentaries 👌
Dang. I was about to get some things fixed... sigh...
Load More Replies...Tbh I've been tempted a few times to reenact one of those documentaries... people fixing things is sexy! You know how to install new faucet? *fans self*
Me too. Men who can fix things are sexy no matter how they look.
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As an electrician, the misconception that it’s not a skilled profession is frustrating. It requires rigorous training and adherence to safety standards.
I have mad respect for electricians; even if I know the safety measures necessary to try something on my own, I'm always afraid I'll either electrocute myself or f**k up in some other way.
I have mad respect for any skilled tradesman. My dad was an electrician primarily, but is the kind of guy who, outside of blueprinting, could build a house single-handedly -- plumbing, framing, foundation, roofing, etc. This world would fall apart without the plumbers, carpenters, mechanics and such!
Load More Replies...There aren't very many jobs where if you do it wrong, you die, or the house burns down.
Electricity is black magic and should be treated with the respect it deserves. Kudos to you for making a living working with something that kill you in so many painful ways.
I once had an electrician tell me that being an electrician was like being a plumber, except easier, because electricity will flow uphill.
and minor leaks won't ruin the wall or building, mostly just tickle if you touch them.
Load More Replies...Who thinks an electrician is unskilled? That job requires a lot of science and you have to get it right the first time.
Who tf thinks it an unskilled profession? I cannot even imagine.
Construction. No, I’m not looking to build your deck for a cheeseburger and a six pack of beer.
I was quoted $17,000 just yesterday for an 8' x 10' deck. I don't know of any beer that expensive.
To be fair some part of that is materials cost. So lets say the beer would have to be worth $5000 ;P
Load More Replies...After witnessing my BIL and his wife build their own house, I have SO much respect for people who know how to do anything from construction to electrical wiring, because I know I'd be so lost if I attempted any of that myself. I know exactly how helpless I am.
My husband built our deck after getting some very expensive estimates. He finished it & looks great but he was miserable towards the end. He now thinks the estimates he originally got were very reasonable & will gladly pay a professional next time.
People who think construction "isn't a real job" or is "not worth the price" has NEVER built anything themselves. I've built my own paver patio, my own chicken coop, etc. Now that I can afford a professional I will always hire one. They get it down in half the time and it looks twice as nice in the end.
My thinking is that, sure I can learn how to do it. But that means I'm spending hours (if not days) researching, possibly hours practising (plus the materials to practise). And that's before we even get to the time, effort and money taken to do the job itself. Even if I get an end result that is as good (or better) than a professional what could I have been doing in that time I spent instead? Is the satisfaction of a job well done worth more than 10 days watching cat videos and playing candy crush? And I'd always have the nagging worry "Did I do it right, did I miss something and it's going to fall apart/explode/catch fire?"
Load More Replies...Nor will I lower my price for cash...those days are long over; I need money to live, lol.
Serious respect for anyone that builds stuff, for a hobby or a living. As someone who ruins everything I touch, you are my saviors.
I’m a librarian, and people think we just read books all day. In reality, we manage databases, assist with research, and conduct community programs.
I am a librarian, and people think we literally just at our desk checking our/returning books for people. Hell, when I worked at a public library, I even got (separately) asked if we get paid, and if we get vacation. Bruh.
Librarian rant incoming: If you want to work in a public library only because you "love reading" or "love books" it's probably not the profession for you. It's part of it, but you need to love working with people and connecting them with information.
I'm a public librarian! We help people experiencing homelessness more than pretty much anything else. However, public libraries are for everyone and we do our absolute best to help people with whatever issue they bring to us. And we don't get paid enough for any of this.
Libraries and librarians seriously do so much more than people often realize.
Also they forgot to add deal with the public. According to my friend who is a librarian, libraries really attract the weird of society.
Your friend is correct! It also depends on the location of the branch, but almost every library I've worked at has at least one "interesting" regular patron
Load More Replies...Librarian = events coordinator, building manager, social worker, tech support, researcher, educator, data analyst, systems expert, entertainer, staff manager, community leader, budget controller… as well as the core stuff around collections management, literacy, and literature.
I managed a bookstore for 10 years. People said this to me all the time. "Gee it must be nice to sit there reading all day."
When I was little, because of movies, I always thought librarians were only there to shush me whenever I came in. Only later in life did I learn everything they were responsible for.
Which is why I ended up not going into library science. A lot of work and $$ to end up doing management. I wanted to read books all day, dang it! :D Love my libraries and librarians! Thank you!
I'm an attorney.
A lot of people - maybe most people - have this bizarre idea that a court case turns on who has the better attorney.
As if we're wizards, hurling eldritch beams of light at one another until one of our minds snap and the empty husk slumps to the floor. The judge whispers a fey enchantment, his fingers curling in an unknown, arcane sign, and the victor is bathed in emerald light.
A bad attorney can absolutely sink your case, but once you reach a level of basic competence, the facts of the case are almost exclusively what drive victory or defeat.
I can make clever arguments all day, but if you beat the s**t out of an orphan to steal his Pokemon cards, my twisted magicks will not avail you.
LAPD screwed that case up from the onset, and OJs lawyers merely pointed it out, over and over and over again.
Load More Replies...So much this. The number of times practitioners in family law in particular are abused and threatened for 'loosing the case' is phenomenal. Dude... by your own admission, you have NEVER had primary care of your children, you don't know even know what daycare the two babies attend and you failed to collect your other kid from school. You abused and berated your ex wife IN FRONT of the Judges Associate, and you did not disclose your property holdings. ALL OF MY ADVICE every single step of the way has been that I cannot magic away any of your conduct and you will not win primary custody of your children.
I keep re-reading this one to try to memorize all the juicy bits! "My mind has snapped, and the empty husk of my body will now slump to the floor" will become my response to the "How was your day" question. Thank you!
The vast majority of the general public have very little understanding of the legal world. And I'm not saying that to c**p on people - if you don't need to know it, why would you? But I encounter people every single day who have EXTREMELY unrealistic expectations about how lawsuits work. A lot of people are convinced that they'll win their case if they're "in the right." I've heard "it's the principle of the thing" SO many times. That's not how the law works, guys, I'm sorry. You can 100% be in the right and still lose your case on a legal technicality, or for any other number of reasons. Not to mention, lawsuits are expensive and even simple ones can drag on for years. Which is a huge barrier to access for most people. Attorneys willing to take on your case pro bono are pretty few and far between, and your case has to be pretty solid for them to even consider it.
Sorry - I could go on about this for ages - but I've definitely seen some extremely bad lawyers win cases for unfair reasons and it's frustrating as hell. I mean I've literally seen a judge repeatedly chastise counsel for doing an absolutely egregious job, but they still won their case, because life and the legal system are not inherently fair.
Load More Replies...attorneys, like doctors, practice their job. there will never be a lawyer, or doctor, who has mastered their profession. they can be very good at what they do, and years of experience definitely contributes to some degree, but one lawyer saying this means absolutely nothing.
Wow! You could also be a writer! That was a beautiful image you created with your words 🙂
Just because its become a personal pet peeve of mine lately, but if I'm out at a bar having a beer after a really long day at work, I do not want to talk about work. I do not want you to ask me a quick question about a legal issue your mom has. I don't want to be rude, but I also don't want to be cornered to walk you through how to file and prosecute an eviction case against your step kid. And when you ask me to do something for you, yes I will charge. This is my job. Please let me be off work for a second.
The judges don't get money depending on how the case is decided. Not unless they're accepting bribes, which is 100% illegal, and if it's a jury trial, it's not even the judge deciding. But it is absolutely true that some people (mostly big corporations) are able to simply throw money at a case until the other person just gives up. A lot of companies will settle just to make the case go away. Conversely, I've seen serial lawsuit filers who take advantage of that fact to basically make a living off filing frivolous lawsuits because they know companies will just fold and settle so they don't have to hassle with a lawsuit. Even in cases where the company legitimately didn't do anything wrong.
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Men working in kindergarten are p***philes. Good luck getting a male role model for your spawn before 5th grade. At least in Germany.
My nibblings' school has this problem. They claim they're DESPERATE for any male role models and are literally begging the parents for males to come in while trying to hire them. But behind the scenes, they had several female staff with enough power that they prevent any male prospects from securing a job and nobody does anything about it. It has gone on long enough they created a specific volunteer position for as many men as are interested, where they sit with the kids during lunch, "patrol" the hallways and recess grounds; basically more personable security. The kids love 'em but it's complete ridiculousness and hypocrisy.
One of my mates was indigenous Australian and a child care worker. Someone found out he was gay so they fired him incase he was a paedophile. He was from a bad home and wanted to help kids and was amazing with kids. Same school got embroiled because a rich white guy inexplicably decided to start working with children there and they hired him. Guess who didn't hey charged?
What? They are not all shady. None of the ones I've met, in Germany, have been dangerous. Same with the male caretakers at school, before 5th grade.
I don't think this person means, literally, that men working in kindergarten ARE such, but rather that they are SEEN as such, and ASSUMED to be such. I remember one time meeting the principal of a girls' school who proudly said that if she could have her way, NONE of the teachers at her school would be men, and that there was nothing girls could learn from men, and that any man who wanted to work at a girls' school would invariably be a danger to them.
Load More Replies...little kids need father figures too so a male teacher/caregiver should be acceptable without judgement
Males working with any elementary age kids is seen this way unfortunately. I literally got in trouble while working with the boys and girls club for holding a second graders hand as we crossed the street. Literally doing a guardians duty, which my female staff were also doing a few feet in front of me with the same staff shirts on with 6 other adults and 30 little kids within a park. I some how must be a pedophile sneaking in. Couldn't be I work there and being a good worker.
My SAHD worked part-time in a preschool when I was about 7 or so, for a few years. This was in the 90s in the UK - I think I was the only kid at school to have a SAHD, but for me it was normal and I never really got why people were surprised til I was a young teen. Obv as a child I had no idea if he got hassle about working with kids - I hope not.
Software engineer here. No, we can't just "hack into anything" and no, we can't fix your printer. We're not tech support. We live in a world of code, not hardware.
We may not be hardware engineers, but we tend to have a lot better idea why something isn't working than most people, as we know how computers work. Most of it boils down to "is it turned on" and "are there any error messages". And a bit of CSS is not code, BP.
The answer to the second question is “yes” followed by nothing. Getting information out of people is like getting blood out of a stone at times.
Load More Replies...How many software engineers does it take to change a lightbulb? None, that's a hardware problem, call IT!
You beat me to the punch, but I'm not at all bitter.
Load More Replies...Hacking mostly sounds like this: "Hey great to meet you! So I can't remember your name, please tell me again? Oh yeah and that funny anecdote about your mom, you said her wedding anniversary date was on a really unusual day..."
lol, my job has GitHub blocked, but only for downloads. like. I can look at source code. but not download the projects.
Lol, really?? Apparently they don't think you can copy/paste or something?
Load More Replies...As a printer tech the opposite is true Just because i can get your printer/ copier to work doesn't mean i know how to fix Outlook.
It is fascinating though how much of the logic we learn can be applied to so many things in the material world. We are forced to understand how things work and relate to each other if we want to be competent. I've noticed after 20 plus years that so many people cannot bring down complex problems or tasks into smaller items - they are just completely overwhelmed
They probably get tired of seeing movie software geeks hacking into a computer in a few minutes. It takes weeks to write code.
I am a systems engineer by trade. That means I spend my day managing servers. Not workstations. I build and setup back end servers, then I give them to the application owners. When I get asked about an issue with Excel, I say "I can install it for you." Just because we are IT professionals doesn't mean we know how to get your old printer to talk to Windows 11. IT has expanded to the point where we are specialists. Like a psychiatrist is a doctor, but you wouldn't ask him to do cardiac bypass surgery.
I am a hardware technician. Have been most of my life. I dabble in code and decided to increase my skillset by getting a computer science degree and focus on coding. That way not only could i write whatever program you want but i can fix your electronics too 😋
Everything is so specialized these days that people with multiple skills who can cross those boundaries are very valuable to have in an organization.
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As a veterinarian, I’m most certainly *not* in this for the money…
I also don’t magically know what is wrong with your dog/cat just by waving my magic stethoscope.
My brother, a pediatrician, often says it's a lot like veterinary medicine. The parents are anxious and scared and the patient often doesn't speak.
Doctors have it easy compared to vets. A sick dog might just snap at you, while a human can explain the symptoms and exactly where it hurts.
as a human doctor, I totally respect the veterinarians. You have to learn everything that I do, times 50 for every different species that you have to learn about. And yes they get paid way way less than the Human doctors do. Even though they have way more skills. You guys should honestly earn more than us.
We vet techs also don't just pet cute animals all day. I'm everything from receptionist through nurse to the vets personal body guard when examining
I would tell people: "Think of every health care job other than 'doctor'. That's what I do for animals."
Load More Replies...My wife is an LVT and friends text her all the time asking what she thinks. The answer is always, "I think you should go in to the vet."
When I was a vet tech, my wife quickly learned to give the same answer to her coworkers who wanted her to relay their questions to me.
Load More Replies...It's the big pharmacy companies that make the money - not the vets themselves.
I used to be a veterinary assistant and I will go off on you if you accuse vet staff of being in it for the money. It’s HARD, and the materials are expensive. All that stuff doesn’t magically cost less if you tell the d**g and medical supply companies you’re gonna use it on dogs—it costs just as much (or more since we can’t buy in bulk like a big hospital can). I promise you all of us wish we could do it for free, too, but we have to eat. Not a single person who said we “shouldn’t do it for money” ever offered us free food or rent or healthcare or anything else that would have made that possible. How long can you afford to do your job for no pay? Right. Sit down.
True about the price. I once needed the same medicine as my cat. Mine was about 20 times as much as my cat needed and cost 20 DKK. My cats was 120 DKK.
Load More Replies...Very high rate of suicide among vets, so I would agree. Putting patients to sleep, sometimes when owner can't afford treatment, etc. Wears on the psyche.
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Hair stylist, if "anyone" could cut hair why did you all have terrible haircuts during Covid? You have to take into account the head shape, hair texture, cowlicks, deviation in hair color.
It's not easy and it's really hard on your body.
My gf used to sheer sheep. Seems to have translated well into cutting hair. It's just a bit strange when she shoves my head between ther knees to stop me thrashing about!
Totally agree, Robert T. For me, it's getting tossed into the hastily dug pit of delousing chemical that wrecks the experience. No thank you!
Load More Replies...Most people could do most things if they were trained. But we have a division of labor so we don't have to learn everything and so we pay people who are trained to do the specific things we are not trained in. It is not that hard to understand.
Exactly. At most, the only haircut I can confidently give myself is a buzzcut (which I've done before a few times). But all that requires out of me is an electric razor, a mirror, and my phone camera. Anything more complex than that, I go to the barber/hair stylist.
Load More Replies...It takes a lot of trial and error to find a hairdresser who could work with my weird cowlick and strange hair texture being multi-racial.
Hairdressers need to know chemistry, biology, keep up with the latest styles. It’s not for the stupid.
In Puerto Rico, one must have a chemistry degree to be called a colorist (as a hairstyler). Well that how it was back in the days, but that could've changed though.
Load More Replies...My mother has the most beautiful silvery white hair (she is 92) and has gotten terrible haircuts the last 3 times. I have no idea why it is so difficult to cut, but it must be, because that was by 3 different stylists.
One of my best friends is a hairdresser (my hairdresser and all of our group's hairdresser plus our mums and relatives). She's really talented, constantly updating her trade. And people don't realise how physically demanding it is. Neck and back requiring physiotherapy, her feet are screwed after 25 years standing up...
This is so true! To find a really good hair stylist is like searching for a needle in a haystack! The diamond in the rough! I can cut fabric but does that make me a tailor?
Are you an 8 year old on mommy's computer? Can you just stop already?
Load More Replies...Musician: "you're lucky to be born with talent". I worked my whole life practicing every single day, invested so much money in great teachers and great gear to be able to do what I do for a living.
I remember reading about an interview with a famous golfer. He said people would often tell him they would do anything to be able to play as well as he did. He would say "No, you wouldn't. You wouldn't practice until your hands bleed, hour after hour, day after day, in all kinds of weather."
That was Ian Woosnam. Welsh, short, working class and driven to not go down the coal mines. Good chap and a nice fellow.
Load More Replies...Entertainer here. Yes I hate this one because it's really casting aside the years of practice I've had to invest in my skills. I wasn't born able to do this, and it's not an easy skillset. You also end up hearing "Well, I could do this if I tried 🙄" from people, sometimes in the same breath
But it helps to have an innate takent. I did practice an instrument for years. Calloused fingers. I was technically proficient but that was all. You need both.
Load More Replies...To me there's an element of both to music. Art and science. When my daughter was in high school they had two first seat saxophone player type people. The one was a superbly excellent player. She was one of those musically gifted people that can pick up an instrument and be able to play the basics on it really quickly. She really missed a note she practiced she did all of those things. Her music had no soul. The other player had no intention to be a musician, but her music had so much soul to it it was pathetic. Not sadly pathetic that's just the figure of speech
.My friend aspires to be a singer and she says that if she wants to go into music then she’ll have to be training while the rest of us are studying in college. If singing doesn’t work for her then she’s going to lack the education for the other fields so she’ll be stuck with a job that doesn’t pay well. Another friend of mine used to dream of being a musician but gave up because of these issues
There's a part time sibling duo in Australia; Angus and Julia Stone. The parents poured all the money into him, the golden boy. She was naturally talented and ultimately in their 40s he has to settle with making music with her
It makes me sad that you write, he has to settle. They are siblings, so maybe they enjoy doing it together.
Load More Replies...You still need some talent...I can do all that and still not be good.
I’ve had this as an artist, “it’s not fair!” What, that I did the work and you didn’t?
I always go out of my way to tell people they're "skilled" not "talented". Talent implies your abilities are unintentional. Like you didn't put countless hours of effort and dedication into getting to that level.
"Why do you need a dictionary? I thought you were a translator.".
A dictionary? A full collection of dictionaries... and glossaries... don't forget glossaries. You really want me creating a glossary when I work with your catalogues, user manuals, website content...
One of our TV channels started using AI translations for the subtitles... It's a s**t show.
Yes, it's a problem that we hope will be over soon. Of course an ai can translate a text okay, but there are way more to translation than just getting the message across. In media, the text has to follow the right tone, height, humour, be short enough to read and so on. You'll always need a human to double check what the machine does.
Load More Replies...I use Google Translate a lot for when I am unsure how to spell a word. But for finding a word I use my dictionary.
Call center customer service agent (telecom). For the last 12 years I've had to hold the hand of thousands of customers through the phone. It's not an easy job. I have to remember the specs of all the new cellular devices, all the codes for our ancient DOS base AS400 system and above all that, I have to deal with people who have issues breathing and speaking at the same time. It's exhausting, at the end of the day my body is awake and ready but my mind is mush, oh and I do it in 2 languages.
AS400 system… oi! I hated that system when I worked fir an HVAC company
I also work in a call center. Definitely have to hold the hands of most grown adults. It just baffles me how they get through life. And also, because I work in a call center for a financial institution, most people assume I don't know as much as the people in the branches do. We know more because we have to answer a variety of questions, that's why call center is paid more than those in branches (at least at my employer).
Fire Sprinkler Designer here: Fire Sprinkler water IS NOT clean and clear like the movies depict...That water more than likely has been in those pipes for decades and is filled with corrosion and cutting oil. As soon as a sprinkler goes off, you are getting doused with black tar water...
when I ran a psych ward in an old hospital, my best memory is the day that the really psychotic guy managed to set off the sprinkler system. It didn't just flood the ward that was no problem. It all drained out the floor. But what was directly underneath that floor, was the offices of the hospital president and CEO. And that day they learned what Blackwater is. And I still laugh about it it was the greatest day of my life.
And igniting one sprinkler does not turn all of the sprinklers on in a building.
That depends on the way the system is set up. Some are single, some will set off a section, some will do a floorm
Load More Replies...I've done demo work, in old buildings being renovated. That includes getting rid of old fire sprinkler systems and I can tell you that is some of the nastiest water I've ever seen and smelled.
Yup, I remember hitting a sprinkler head doing shift work in a plant, a 100 near old Dunlop plant. I went to the maintenance office and the guy on duty had his feet up on the desk drinking coffee I told him buddy, your day just got worse, sorry Black sludge that spurted intermittently, a real mess.
What was that show with the party and the old sprinklers? If you‘ve seen it, you know which one I mean. My husband watched it and I happened to be in the room during this scene. That was something I will not forget anytime soon…
I work in retail, and the misconception that it’s easy or a ‘fallback’ job is frustrating. It requires serious multitasking and customer service skills.
I don't think there is any job outside of healthcare in the world that comes closer to being a mental health worker than working retail. You guys have to deal with all of the same crazy that we do, you have to deal with it with a smile and not even addressing the primary issue which is the crazy. And you have to do it every day if you're good at your job, and pretend it's just normal. Kudos to all of you in retail.
It's extremely hard to be nice all day especially when your having issues at home
It requires a huge amount of patience. I had a customer who was trying to connect his phone to his car to charge. It was an old phone...the cord only came with a standard usb end...his car charging port was a usb-c. I explained it multiple ways, told him the products he needed to make it work. He wouldn't believe me. The last peice of the conversation was...i shouldn't need these things, the cord should just plug in. It a brand new car....yes sir, it's a brand new car, but your phone is not. 15minutes. 2 products, cost less than $15 aus...he finally, and sheepishly, understood. Some people are rude, or don't listen, or cannot follow any amount of reasoning...but there are some customers who are absolute treasures, and after 34 years in retail, that's what keeps me going
Yes, it's the lovely regular customers who make your day worth it. It's a genuine smile when you see them. Then the odd great exchange ìs a spark of fun. Some just leave me wondering how they function.
Load More Replies...You need to have a sense of humor, or at least a sense of the absurd.
Working retail is a special kind of Hell. Right up there with food service.
It requires dealing with the public, being able to use a computer and knowledge of the product you're selling. Then there's telling customers the hours of the store, how to get there and what days are senior discount days.
Ha, my job the system is so backwards we price and ring everything up manually.
Load More Replies...Any job where you deal with the general public is far harder than condescending people make it out to be. And those are usually the same people who treat retail workers like c**p. You have no idea how much self-control it takes not to go on a murderous rampage every single day when you work in retail. And if retail workers weren't there to cater to your ridiculous sh*t, you'd lose your minds.
Writer,
Their eyes are green because that’s the color I thought of when I built the character. It’s not that deep most of the time.
Also, no, I don’t want to read the first draft of the book you started when you were 12 that’s “such a great idea!”
Believe me, none of us write well at 12 and no I won’t read it for free.
I'm often reminded of "The Road Not Taken" by Robert Frost, and how the actual explanation of the poem (which can be found on Wikipedia now) is almost exactly opposite of the explanation given by every single one of my English teachers in school.
Text interpretation is the main reason for my bad grades in German.
Load More Replies...When I was getting my degree in creative writing, every time a class would critique my work, they'd read things into it I never consciously intended. I thought it was interesting, amusing, and kind of cool. The relationship between a text and its reader is always unique and that's part of the beauty. I still remember this one woman who got super upset at the way everyone was interpreting a short story even though "that's not what the author intended." It doesn't really matter what the author intends, tbh. Every reader will interpret it in their own way.
Lol, if aliens judged us by literature, they'd think 90% of humans had gray or green eyes.
Massage therapist - 'how much for a happy ending hurr hurr '. It gets old guys, seriously.
I got a massage at the chiropractor and I felt so bad for the poor lady. She does not get paid enough to touch my hideous form. I tipped big
You can find someone to blow you for nothing at bar close. I'm paying a massage therapist to get these knots out. I want my back to not hurt and to turn my neck.
Yeah, the idea that just because I do massage, my body is also for sale....Ick
That graphic design is fun, cool, exciting and we'll do it for peanuts just because we enjoy it.
Sorry to break it to you but I got bills to pay and most of the time I'm trying to protect the client from making really bad decisions because they feel they could "do it themselves if they could just draw a little better".
My husband is an artist and graphic designer - people drastically underestimate/misunderstand what goes into producing the final product.
Soon we are going to hear "I'll just ask midjourney"... well off you go then.
And the people that have given me the most headaches are the ones I gave a price break to. Stupid me.
Stay at home dad - that because I’m not the breadwinner I must be emasculated and/or not masculine.
SAHP are the most underappreciated roles. People assume you sit around all day eating bon-bons, watching soap operas, and playing games. It is a rigorous job when done well.
I had a SAHD. Never has anyone who actually knows him thought of him as emasculated!
Get rid of the SAHP and you find out how much a tutor, maid, chauffeur, secretary, in home care, chef, and liaison costs.
I'd actually had my sisters tell me, "it isn't like you work". I was a part-time SAHM, part-time antiques dealer.
My husband is a stay at home dad and encounters a lot of this sh*t. He's tried for years to join stay at home parent groups so our kids can have playdates and he can make friends and whatnot, but they're almost exclusively made up of stay at home moms who give him the stank eye like he's some kind of freak or pervert. People don't respect stay at home parents of either gender enough, but when it's a man, the suspicion and lack of respect seems to triple. I work form home so I'm actually here to witness what all my husband does while I'm on the clock and it's a LOT. He's working all d*amn day.
People think being a chef is glamorous thanks to cooking shows, but the reality is long hours in a high-stress environment.
As a 20 year veteran of the event catering world, I'd like to add; Every day is a fresh nightmare. Addiction to d***s and alcohol is more common than not. There is only an gram of creativity for every metric ton of labor. Holidays are the most miserable times. Everybody cries in the walk-in sometimes. We eat absolute garbage when we actually cook for ourselves. Most of us are working through some kind of self hatred from past trauma, (seriously, this is true.) I could go on. Culinary work has such a broken reward system, we are all a bit insane.
"Oh a cook,you must eat so well!" No. We eat cold food in 3 bites standing up. Hold our pee for 6 hours until someone subs you for a 5 min break 2x a day. When you get home from a 12 hr shift your significant other is always hungry and wants you to make supper bc you "make it better" but you grab cereal or cold pizza for weeks on end....sigh
Load More Replies...Loved that show. Was very realistic. I've worked in bars/restaurants and bottle shops for 20 years it's not an easy job
Load More Replies...After working in hospitality for 10 years (happily out for 20), l often wonder how we get to have chefs AT ALL. The high stress, impossible hours, pressure on all ends. For not so much money after all. It sucked to be a waitress/barmaid, but I wouldn't trade it for a kitchen job. Nor would I date someone who did. I witnessed d***s and alcohol flow like the Amazon river.
I drove a taxi. We don’t meet a lot of famous people. Not all passengers are unhinged lunatics. .
Getting down voted for passengers suck? Lol guess who abused a driver for no reason.
They are getting downvoted because they are making the same comment on every post, just changing the subject of what sucks. It's obnoxious and childish.
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Lawyer here. Just because you fail to understand a nuance doesn’t mean it’s a “loophole”.
A loophole is a fundamental legal right being exercised by someone who doesn't look like you.
Yes! The laws are written with certain wording to make sure it's clear what it means. That those aren't words you use or understand in your day-to-day living, means you need to learn how to read legal texts to understand them. Why is that you say? To make certain a murderer (i.e.) can't get free on a type of phrasing because it's open to multiple interpretations. So no uncle H., you don't have a case against the tax department because you don't understand what the text says.
There are loopholes because lawmakers write laws without consulting lawyers. Legalese is that complex so as to avoid ambiguity. Lawmakers, for many reasons, seem to believe that a law should be written so that anybody can understand it. However, that actually creates a low more ambiguity, and ambiguity creates loopholes.
30% of the House & 51% of the current members Congress have law degrees and have practiced law. It just isn't possible to detail all of the possibilities that will result when writing laws. There are always edge cases and the world is always changing.
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Yes, the plane can fly itself for the most part. The "flying" part is the easy part and we offload some of it to automation so we can focus on other tasks.
It's like showing cruise control in a car to someone who has never driven a car or seen a road before, and them saying "oh Id be a great driver, it does everything itself!".
Anyone can land a plane. The trick is surviving the landing.
Load More Replies...I flew a plane as a teenager! Easier than driving a car! (less to hit up there). Just never ask me to take off, land or handle an emergency ... or navigate (though give me some time, I could probably do all right on navigating).
I can't tell if this response is intentionally sarcastic or accidentally so...
Load More Replies...One look at airplane controls should tell anyone there's a lot to learn.
Flying a plane is easy. Flying a plane safely and legally is difficult
Working in a call center, people think it’s just talking on the phone. It requires strong communication skills and emotional resilience.
And depending on the call center, the ability to read and not deviate from a script!
You also have to be able to keep your composure. I use to work for Sirius Satellite Radio before it merged with XM, and they had gotten the Playboy channel. We were required to ask each person if they wanted to opt in because it was free. Now we also had lots of people call in angry about us changing a Christian channel, or signing up just for the Christian channel. We still had to ask them and often time the pearl clutching reaction was hilarious.
Load More Replies...Call centre was horrible, you take all the abuse from the customer and get given no tools to help them.
Too many people are mush-mouths on the phone. You can't get proper service if the person trying to help you can't understand a word you're saying!
Load More Replies...I have taken many, many observed cues and tips from therapists to my job interacting with people both on the phone and face-to-face. The ability to hear what someone is saying, regardless of their tone or message content, and then respond with useable, effective suggestions/advice while avoiding getting emotionally involved is invaluable!
As someone who works in a call center, being talked down to by clients is the worst. They consider a customer service position the lowest one possible in an organization. I work in Health insurance for a large company who deals with Anthem, Kaiser and some other big carriers. Brokers will call and ask questions and then question your answers, but what they dont know everyone in our dept has the same license they are required to have to be a broker. Plus part of our job is to know the job and guidelines of every other department within the company. I know more about our processing then many of the people who make 3x times my pay. People think this job is just us sitting on our butts but I assure you the mental strain especially during our busiest periods of the year, I am surprised that their is not a support group just for customer service representatives.
Completely agree! I had a situation yesterday where I confidently (and correctly) answered a question for a customer and she responded "umm. Are you sure about that?" ...yes, yes, I am. She assumed since I worked in the call center, I didn't know the information she called me to ask about. Irony lol
Load More Replies...Why is it then that every time I am on the line with a call center I can barely understand what they are saying?
Because you assume that everyone speaks English when in fact only about 20% of people do, and of that 20, only about 5% is first language.
Load More Replies...as well as the ability to take it and not dish it out. It takes time and patience to realize they're not mad at me specifically. I didn't do anything to you. Go ahead and tell and scream, let it out so we can move forward. You also need EMPATHY and what I call the "southern bless your heart"
Phone support for salvage yard point of sale software. Getting cussed out by a drunk salvage yard owner from New York at 3am because he chose to run his updates without backing up first definitely requires emotional resilience. Also the ability to walk a lay person through a system restore over the phone.
Accounting. No, you don't have to be good at math. No, I will not do your taxes.
If I want you to be my accountant, then I really want you to be good at maths!!
No, you don't. You need them to be competent at basic arithmetic, is all. Mathematics is not just about adding up numbers.
Load More Replies...An accountant will find it easier to spot mistakes if he has a good number sense.
Very important in science too. To avoid the 'garbage out' side of the saying you need to know if the resultant answer in within a reasonable range.
Load More Replies...I'm studying to be an accountant and I was terrible at high school math, there are some things that I struggle with today thanks to my learning disabilities, but I have excellent pattern recognition. Plus the vast majority of accounting today is done using various software tools, something again that I am excellent at learning. So I think it's definitely possible to be not so great at math but still be a good accountant.
I tried this about 20 years ago. Yes, you do have to be good at math, or at least know where the numbers go. I am not, and did not. So I am not an accountant.
I'm good at basic math, don't ask me to do algebra though and I'm leaving the astrophysics to my older daughter.
I'm an electrician no I can't fix your toaster.
Um, that's an Telephone Engineer, BP. An Electrician installs electrics into buildings. An Electrical Engineer fixes overhead (and underground) electrical cables.
And the electrical mechanic fixes the toaster. 🤣 my husband is one. He loves fixing all those big and small kitchen or gardening machines.
Load More Replies...That people in healthcare don't care about you. Untrue. The vast majority of us do care and are trying to help you. My specialty is elder care and I help get people in home care, home health, hospice services or help them find the right facility for them. It is not all about the money for most of us. Relax and let us help you.
The section of heath care that does not care about sick people is insurance companies.
OP, I do believe YOU genuinely care, but in my experience, this has been woefully disproven.
It depends on country. Absolutely in my country, basic nursing staff do NOT care and ARE just there because it's a job. The attitude is clear. The best you can hope for is that if you're polite to them that they will try a bit harder.
That IT can fix anything. Usually we can, but most of the time it won't justify the cost or my time. As for smaller things or printers, yes we can, we just happen to be able to google things. I don't have a manual about everything in my head, i have google in my pocket and on your screen :D.
It is not about the knowing, but the understanding. Most people can read a manual, but not all can understand it.
And not many have the interest to understand the why behind it all.
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Vet Tech here. - We do not play with puppies and kittens all day - We are not in it for the money. We are actually severally underpaid and under appreciated. - We do not get kick backs for recommencing certain foods or products. - We do not hate animals. We love them so much. It’s heart wrenching when people say “oh I just love animals to much to do what you do.” - Your pet isn’t themselves at the vet. I know your pet is sweet and whatever at home. But they can be very anxious and have fear aggression with us, we prescribe d***s because your pet has a right to an anxiety free visit. - No we don’t have X-ray hands. Do the diagnostics.
Wtf, people think you hate animals?? No, i imagine you have to be able to compartmentalise emotion/sentimentality in order to do painful/distressing procedures and to handle seeing them scared and in pain, but ultimately it's to help them and improve their quality of life and so you do the difficult things BECAUSE you care. Some people...
Maybe they think so because we sometimes have to restrain the animals so the vet can properly examine? And no, restraining isn't fun for anybody
Load More Replies...my one dog refuses to let anyone cut his nails. like just becomes scary if you try and hes a huge boy too, something like 120ish pounds, maybe more, so you dont want to try and make him. he gets to be put under for half an hour so they can do it at the vet. i am forever grateful (and no, we dont know why. when he was small he let us. if i had to guess, the click sound scares him, because we never hit his quick or anything)
You might be right! Many dogs hate the noise the nail clipper makes, and the bigger the nail the louder the *clip*
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I work as a therapist. Lately I have been seeing a lot of posts suggesting we're all psychopaths in it for the money. I find it sad. I don't do this for the paltry relative income. I actually do give a s**t about everyone I see. I cannot solve all your problems, but I am zealous to help us try
"Massive amounts" of income. Ha! I can tell you how much i have made from personal income off clients in the past five years: 0. I am a government employee.
in capitalist countries, therapists make a lot. One I went to charged 2500 per hour (ZAR). That's equivalent to 350 000 ZAR/mo or USD 17 500 / mo . That's a lot.
And out of that they had to pay their business expenses, right? Renting the office space, paying their full time receptionist, advertising, paying an accountant, etc. After all that, then they get to have an income. Which gets taxed like everyone else. And they pay for their own health insurance.
Load More Replies...I’m a locksmith, and people often think it’s just about cutting keys. It involves complex problem solving and security expertise.
They have their moments, lol. I worked on a property that was being rekeyed and had sent notices to the residents of the day/date and approx time. A woman lived in one building who was a nightmare and had a very big, very mean dog who would not answer her door so the locksmith could take care of business. This guy was an absolute pro. Every time he knocked on the door, the dog would bark so he used that to his advantage. There were 6 units in each building and this woman was not going to get in his way. He would do a door, then knock on hers, then do a door, then knock on hers. After about 25 minutes of that damned dog barking, she dragged her hungover butt to the door and yelled "alright goddammit, I'm fu¢king up!" The locksmith looked at me and winked.
As a journalist, I hate hearing that we all just chase sensational stories. Many of us are committed to ethical, in-depth reporting.
In India war journalists were the worst kind of journalists. During the Kargil War, India and Pakistan were fighting and journalists were reporting live. A particular journalist was reporting live from the exact place the Indian army was and when signing off she stated the exact location they were at. The Pakistanis were watching the news so they were able to find out where the soldiers were and they foiled the mission they were doing
The fault lies not so much with the journalist, but with the army command who let a journalist tag along with them.
Load More Replies...The problem is not journalists who chase sensational stories. It's the one who make them up. (Looking right at you, FOX News.)
As a software developer, I'm tired of hearing that we're all just nerdy guys who code in dark rooms all day. It's actually highly collaborative.
It's very possible to collaborate in dark rooms. And sometimes quite fun.
I’m a graphic designer, and no, I can’t just whip up a complex project in an hour. Good design takes time and thought.
Loverly - "exposure" doesn't pay the bills or buy groceries. Seems to me BP had a thread a few years ago about people being asked to provide needlework designs for "exposure," and the artists offered some genuinely biting snark in reply.
Load More Replies...Kind of a niche thing, but mortgage servicing. The bank doesn’t want to foreclose if you start missing payments, because then it’s just another house they have to pay to maintain and ultimately sell for likely a loss. It’s much more viable for the bank and the homeowner to work together to see if you qualify for some form of loss mitigation to either modify your existing loan, or vacate in a mutually agreeable way. And in addition, there are a lot of stringent and consistent regulations and laws governing the process from when you miss your first payment up until the end of the default episode, whatever that ending may be.
If you owe the bank ten thousand dollars you can't pay, you have a problem. If you owe ten million you can't pay, you have a partner.
Offshore oil dudes are not gay for the pay or gay while Offshore.
If they're gay, they're gay.
You can thank The Village People's "In the Navy" for that one. /s
I’m a tax attorney, and contrary to popular belief, my job isn’t just about helping the rich get richer. It’s about navigating complex laws to provide proper advice.
It’s about navigating complex laws to provide proper advice - to help the rich get richer.
my grandfather worked in the Coast Guard World War II and then wrote a series of tax books on how to screw the government legally. He's dead now, but if you looked him up Holmes F Crouch, you'll find all of his books and I bet you they would help anyone navigating tax law. (he also wrote the books on nuclear ship propulsion and nuclear space propulsion by the way).
That bookkeeping is mind numbingly dull...wait a minute...
It is. I gave it up about 6 years ago because it was so boring. Unfortunately we’ve found out the bookkeeper who took over has embezzled at least $200,000 AUD. It was a small business and my ex very hard working boss kept wondering why he wasn’t getting ahead anymore. Now we both have guilt over this happening.
I don't hate people, but personally I prefer spending my day working with data. Financial, scientific, whatever. I like the challenge. Data is rational; people are nuts.
Load More Replies...I want to be a LION TAMER! I've got a hat, it lights up. Says "LION TAMER".
I write or edit manuals and educational booklets. So nothing really. It's both specific enough and vague enough that people just go "Oh, okay!" and move on.
Technical writer, I'm guessing? My WoW guild master and super close friend was a technical writer, now I think he might be a team lead for tech writers.
I work in logistics, and the idea that it’s just about driving trucks around is so wrong. It’s about critical problem solving and global coordination.
The forecast is wrong. You know it, your suppliers know it, your customers know it, and your boss knows it. It's just there to get things moving, and then you fine tune everything while it's moving. Supply chain logistics is simultaneously trivially simple, and mind-shatteringly complex.
When the term was introduced in the late 90s to refer to trucking I used to look at it and go,... ok, so driving a truck is... logisticating?
I’m a barista, and no, it’s not just pushing a button on a coffee machine. There’s a lot of skill in making great coffee.
Not at Starbucks or Dunkin'. There is literally just push buttons. This is coming from someone who used to be a real barista, and not one of these button jockeys.
Doctors are in bed with “big pharma” and get kickbacks for literally anything.
yep we used to. I missed that boat. I entered medical school in 2003. I heard all sorts of stories from the other doctors about how if you got women to sign up for umbilical cord blood banking, you got a free trip to Hawaii with you and your whole family for like a week. One patient signing up. And all sorts of other perks and dollars and everything. But law got put in place that said the only thing the Pharma companies can give us and they have to document, is a gift of under x dollars. Basically, enough money to give us a sandwich and that's it. I hate big Pharma that is now taking 50-year-old d***s that cost about a dollar a month and combining them into one pill, And selling them as a new medication for $3500 a month. Screw them. I tell all my patients just buy the two different d***s separately for two dollars a month and you'll be good to go.
Or the scam of "same d**g, now extended release " so no longer generic.
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I work in digital marketing and too many people do not understand the difference between marketers and web developers. I do not know how to code. I cannot troubleshoot your website from a technical standpoint. I cannot build you a website from scratch unless I use a service like Wordpress or Wix, which you could probably do yourself. My job is to market your services to bring in customers and work on your SEO and/or manage your social media. I can create content for your website and upload it, but if your website is erroring out and is totally broken? That’s not my job and I can’t help you. Too many companies throw websites together and don’t employ a web developer and get shocked when eventually their website just doesn’t function
Also, not every marketer is a graphic designer. I’m relatively good at graphic design but graphic design is often a job in itself. It’s in the same vain that people who are graphic designers aren’t always good at marketing. It’s one thing to design and generate the content, and another thing to promote it well and bring in customers using it.
Working in SEO, people often think it’s just about cramming keywords into webpages. It’s actually about improving user experience and valuable content.
SEO isn't about user experience, it's about trying to wring more money out of consumers by getting them to buy something they didn't want. If I've already bought something, I don't need to see hundreds of adverts for the same thing for the next 6 months. To borrow a phrase...SEO people suck :)
Yes, that was the first major change that was catastrophic for black hat marketers. But there are thousands of updates a year. It's moved well beyond just punishing spam. I think Google has done great work.
Load More Replies...Be kind to your fast food worker. Some may be "lazy" or not care or on drúgs, maybe. But most are just trying to get by. Some are in the process of going to school to get that better job. Some are retired and just need a supplemental income. Please remember they don't control the prices or what's offered on the menu (call corporate for that). Finally, don't complain about how they're short handed, unless you want to fill out an application yourself! Thanks😘
I learned that the best way to shut down customers who complain about short staffing is just to agree with them. Take a look at the line of customers queuing behind them, little sigh, “Yeah, I would LOVE a couple more cashiers.” Makes them feel like we’re in it together. Which we are, most of the time.
Load More Replies...Ministers. Not all of them are money driven, mega church promoting egotistical windbags. There are a few left who genuinely understand their faith and want to help people.
A lot of people seem to think an artist can do any kind of design work. All my experience is in painting (watercolour, oil) and I keep getting very kind offers for graphic design/UI work that I wouldn’t have the first clue where to start on.
Mechanic: No, I'm not trying to scam you. I will make more money if you trust me and you come back when you have a problem. I want you to come back when you need an oil change or you hit something on the highway. I don't want you to come back and complain that I broke something.
These all show, that the job you are not doing must be very easy to do, whilst the job I do is highly skilled and complicated.
I own and operate a one truck towing service. We dont rip people off, we dont repo cars, and we generally go out of our way to be courteous and helpful. I wear a uniform shirt and have no tattoos. I also have all.my teeth and dont chew tobacco. Thats a short list of just a few of the common things people think about towing professionals.
Registered Dental Hygienist (20+ years)- no, we don't just "clean teeth". My education encompasses biochemistry, anatomy, microbiology, and oral health education. I'm good at my job bc I work hard, I get to know my patients, and I make it look easy- but it's not. That rumor that we all are sleeping with the dentist is also untrue.
You're not sleeping with the dentist? Time to change my major, I guess...
Load More Replies...Astrologer: No, planets do NOT cause things to happen, they just announce it. It is like a clock with10 arms. Just as the rooster starts screaming every morning at 6, the clock does not CAUSE the rooster to scream, it just announces it.
Be kind to your fast food worker. Some may be "lazy" or not care or on drúgs, maybe. But most are just trying to get by. Some are in the process of going to school to get that better job. Some are retired and just need a supplemental income. Please remember they don't control the prices or what's offered on the menu (call corporate for that). Finally, don't complain about how they're short handed, unless you want to fill out an application yourself! Thanks😘
I learned that the best way to shut down customers who complain about short staffing is just to agree with them. Take a look at the line of customers queuing behind them, little sigh, “Yeah, I would LOVE a couple more cashiers.” Makes them feel like we’re in it together. Which we are, most of the time.
Load More Replies...Ministers. Not all of them are money driven, mega church promoting egotistical windbags. There are a few left who genuinely understand their faith and want to help people.
A lot of people seem to think an artist can do any kind of design work. All my experience is in painting (watercolour, oil) and I keep getting very kind offers for graphic design/UI work that I wouldn’t have the first clue where to start on.
Mechanic: No, I'm not trying to scam you. I will make more money if you trust me and you come back when you have a problem. I want you to come back when you need an oil change or you hit something on the highway. I don't want you to come back and complain that I broke something.
These all show, that the job you are not doing must be very easy to do, whilst the job I do is highly skilled and complicated.
I own and operate a one truck towing service. We dont rip people off, we dont repo cars, and we generally go out of our way to be courteous and helpful. I wear a uniform shirt and have no tattoos. I also have all.my teeth and dont chew tobacco. Thats a short list of just a few of the common things people think about towing professionals.
Registered Dental Hygienist (20+ years)- no, we don't just "clean teeth". My education encompasses biochemistry, anatomy, microbiology, and oral health education. I'm good at my job bc I work hard, I get to know my patients, and I make it look easy- but it's not. That rumor that we all are sleeping with the dentist is also untrue.
You're not sleeping with the dentist? Time to change my major, I guess...
Load More Replies...Astrologer: No, planets do NOT cause things to happen, they just announce it. It is like a clock with10 arms. Just as the rooster starts screaming every morning at 6, the clock does not CAUSE the rooster to scream, it just announces it.
