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Jon Baker is an artist creating comic strips with unexpected dark plot twists to "make your day suck less." This creator succeeds in surprising his audience with never-before-seen comedy in comics he calls "Alarminglybad."

Thanks to his witty sense of humor and out-of-the-box originality, Jon provides us with fun adventures in many different situations. His sense of humor is direct and slightly weird at times, but that’s what makes his webcomics absolutely hilarious and different from others.

More info: Instagram | patreon.com | Facebook

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James Andersen
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is the story of Dawne Johnson

Stolas <3
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Why did I read that as David Attenborough?

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foofoofloofy
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Suddenly feeling the urge to sculpt something.

Eline
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Teachers: I'm gonna stay at school my whole life

Joey Quintana
Community Member
3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You're either for or against, no compromise?🙄

tHeBoRdEsTpAnDa
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's true tho lol. Especially Ancient Greeks/Romans

Bored Panda has contacted Jon Baker, an incredible artist who introduced us to his humorous comic strips he called 'Alarmingly Bad,' to get to know him and his pathway to success better.

When asked how comics came into his life, he responded, "I’ve been reading them most of my life. Back in the days when printed newspapers were a thing, as a kid, I remember stealing the comics section a lot from our newspaper - I loved Calvin and Hobbes, and Far Side in particular." When asked how he started creating comics, he added, "I had a long commute to work, and I spent several hours a day sitting bored on a train. I had to do something with that time. It eventually manifested as my webcomic Alarmingly Bad."

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    Dr. Amazing
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The wisdom teeth should be a cleric or a druid.

    Bobby
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He must be on vegetative state.

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    Bored_Panda
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *meekly speaks* I always called it J-I-F (letters pronounced one by one)

    Astor.exe
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    what the hell did i just read lol

    Walter Brameld
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But gif with a hard g sounds so unnatural though. It's always been a soft g, like in giraffe, like since the late 80s when the format was invented. Am I missing something?

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    We wanted to know what inspires Jon to create and how often he can produce comic strips. The artist was more than happy to share that with us: "Essentially, boredom still kind of drives the comic. I’m mostly trying to entertain myself and trying to put things out into the world I want to see, and it’s kind of liberating only having to write for an audience of one (myself). It’s been amazing to see it resonate with others as well!I can usually only make about one comic a week, because I have a day job, a wife and kid. It's all the time I have for the comic at the moment. However, I’m generating ideas constantly, and at this point I have more comic scripts in my ideas folder than I think I’ll be able to get to in my lifetime."

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    Eline
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh. And now I feel bad for those ghost.

    Shyla Bouche
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This really changed my perspective on pacman.

    queenofthecastle15
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I may or may not have started singing Waka Waka by Shakira…

    François Carré
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait, I never thought Pacman was a metaphor about greedy capitalism.

    Bobby
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Didn't Red one was already outside? How did it go inside?

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    Vicko Fidelis
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Doesn't anyone realize why the ghost uses the man's computer?

    Epona
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It takes mere seconds to delete search history! Why was this not something the ghost was doing regularly when still alive?

    Bob La Capra
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My browsing and search history goes away when I close the browser so as long as I don't kick in the middle of internetting I should be ok.

    We asked Jon if he studied in any art school to become the amazing artist he is now, and the artist humbly responded, "'Amazing artist' is a bit of a strong term here - I did name the comic 'Alarmingly Bad,' after all. I feel like I’m at the point where my art doesn’t distract from the comedy or joke, and that's good enough for me. But no, I didn’t really study. You don’t have to! All you got to do is place the pen in your hand and put it on paper. If you do it long enough, eventually, you will get better at it!"

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    Cal🤘 (she/her)
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You don't have to know every word to be a writer. I sure don't.

    Epona
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is this something people actually ask writers? Why?

    Bobby
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What do Granpa doing on Teen Party?

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    Sam Juan
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So...no one is gonna say anything about the third hand, huh? Cool. I won't say anything, either.

    As the sense of humor in 'Alarmingly Bad' comics is unique, to say the least, we wanted to know if the artist has the same humorous sense of self in real life. The artist responded by saying: "Sort of, yes! I’m a bit more introverted, though. So, while I’m definitely like this in person, I’m also just as likely in social settings to be quietly taking things in. This comic is just a more concentrated version of my humor."

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    Bored_Panda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes...MAKE FRIENDS (read in a creepy tone)

    Silas cope
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    definitely with the penny wise voice then add “georgy”

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    Mya R.
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Took me a second to realize

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    When asked what advice he would give to those who are trying to show their art to a large audience, Jon said: "Recognize that 'standing out' takes time and requires stubbornness to stay with it long enough to get to the point of standing out. It takes time to get good at art, to get good at comedy, and to learn how to market yourself as an artist or comic. Obviously, people learn those things at different speeds, but if you’re not where you want to be, just give it more time! Keep practicing and try to improve. You’ll get where you’re going eventually. I’ve been making Alarmingly Bad for only (only!) 7 years, and I’m always wondering how much better I’m going to be at it in another 5 years."

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    Bobby
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People, while "meal is available", announced in marriage ceremonies.

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    Astor.exe
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    thats very relatable and i dont know why... *recreates password*

    Gina Festa
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    which is why i always write it down

    U r lovely and beautiful 🫶️‍
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I do it because I’m afraid I will have messed one up then down the next one correct but thought I did the most recent one wrong. It’s easier to know i did it right if I just start all kver

    Epona
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    By start over does the brain in the comic mean delete the whole account and make a new one or delete the password and make a new password or retype the password from the first letter, instead of just hitting backspace or moving the cursor to the incorrect letter?

    Epona
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Simpler how? How is it harder than using the backspace key? Or moving the cursor over the incorrect letter (assuming you clicked "show password")? I always (when it's an option) click "show password" when signing in, to make sure I have the correct password. I also use Bitdefender and trust it enough to keep my passwords safe (I am the only person using my desktop computer as well as my laptop and iPhone) and then tell those websites to remember my passwords, so I don't have to look them up or sign in every dang time. So much easier. I don't know what everyone else is doing, but it seems unnecessarily time consuming and inefficient. I'm not trying to sound superior; I promise!

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    Penny Tent (she/her)
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don’t worry, because soon you too will go to the b̶̰̝̄́̚͜͝ě̶̡̤̠͚̫̟͚̓͊̊̏̅̓̈́͝t̵̰̤̠̻̣̭̣̉͗t̶̙̰̥͈̗̳̏̅̊ȩ̶̞͓̖͕̄̐̀̅ṟ̸͍͖̚͝ ̶̨̞̠́̈p̸̧̩̗̙͈̭͐͗̓͌͗͌̔̐l̴͓̰̼̞̊͠a̴̗̾͆̇͝c̴̖̞̥̀̆̂͂̓́ȩ̶̞͓̖͕̄̐̀̅

    CAT /ᐠ。ꞈ。ᐟ QUEEN
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I̵̢̡̦̮̣͖̮̝͊̿͐̏̔̂́̂͝T̷̲̊̅̌͠'̴̺̱͍̥̼͛̌̌S̵̜̝͔̹̖͚̘̽͋̆́̀̓̒͜ ̵͙̾̓̋̾̉Ṯ̵̬͗͛̚R̵̡̉̓̓̊̋́̔̾̚Ṵ̶̝͎̰͠L̵̨̢͔̰͉͚͇͓̓̕ͅỲ̶̱̒͐͗̋̅̊̄̒ͅ ̷̡͎̗̊̈̆̀Ţ̵͕̜̺̙͖̤̎̏̈́̏̚͝H̵̛͓̊̋E̶̛̞̯͓͉̪̲̾͋̊͑͑̌̇̓͘ͅ ̸͖̺́͗̀͗͝B̴̛̬͇̱͛̓E̵̘͌̔̓̓̿͛̍̊S̴̡̪͕͇̳̆͗T̶̨̥̮̰̩̘̀̃̀̋̉͋̒̚͜ ̸̢̧͔̩̗͍̹̼͕̯̈́͋͋̓̀͑P̵̖̪̺̥͔̥̗̑̓̍̽͗̉̊̊̉͘L̴͔̫͇̤͔̀̀̅̂́A̶̩̽̅̽̑̓̐͐̋͆̈́C̷̨̧̩͕̼̻̔͊̆͗̃̐͘͜Ȩ̵̙̼͍̻̖̘̬͑̎͆̓̐͂͜

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    Onion Cutting Ninja
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the squares on the bottom of the second panel XD

    Shyla Bouche
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It took me a minute to get it. I can never play Tetris again!

    Bibmibap
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Except the bottom rows would have already disappeared? But I'm probably the party pooper

    Livingroom Panda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    well no, actually (prepare for tetrising) the whole row needs to be filled in to clear it, and the four rows cleared by the blue block had one space missing

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    Stealthzilla
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just heard the William Afton springlock sounds because it fits so well here

    Gina Festa
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    don't worry, you join us again to the better place

    Toothpaste guy
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Doesn't that mean that the grey pieces on the bottom have already been cut apart?

    Amused panda
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think that is why they are grey instead of coloured - too much blood loss.

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    Robecca
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He’s also got the highest body count by far.

    Akshara Panduga
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like how one day its a killer clown cult meeting and the next its bingo with random old people. The second one is way more terrifying tho/s

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    An Unpopular Opinion.
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *blinks* Yeah... it could've very easily ended that way

    Confused Panda
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It would make more sense... More sense than uselessly throwing the beans into the yard...

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    Ghaniyah Verma
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Realistic, I guess. Love the blood.

    Almarako94
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a kid, when i first heard the story, my first question was, what if he eats them? Thanks for answering.

    O.M.Miki
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    you know when I think about it - LOL this would have been a better ending and cooler story from that point onward

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    Azri Khairol
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that's why we dont teach fishes.. look what happened to apes

    SapphireKing
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Buy a man eat fish, he day. Teach fish man, to a lifetime.

    Stolas <3
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    TEACH A MAN THE ALABAMA STOMP, YOU FEED HIS SOUL! (You are a legend if you get this)

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    Why?
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Peter Pan Syndrome strikes again!

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    ChocolateCake
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    he's still around, i saw him a couple times :) 🦎

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    Why?
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You got to start from the gecko.

    Lisa H
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If I had Geico insurance, I wouldn't care because I honestly love their commercials. My favorite (so far) is the one with Tag Team.

    Ghaniyah Verma
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I found someone dressed up as the gecko and thought it was Pascal from Tangled.

    Epona
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Great selling point for pot smoking! /s

    Shyla Bouche
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like the one where he's on the ship, and it's a little kid's toy.

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    censorshipsucks
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    exactly, BP. If you want me to not use an ad blocker, put STATIC, STILL IMAGE adverts. Not anim gifts, not flash anims, not videos.

    Tim
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And certainly not that huge, over page animated ad that scrolls me back to the start of the article.

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    Sir Tarsier
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's worse when they want you to pay a subscription to read the rest of the article 🤬

    Ivo H
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Subscription is surely the worst. Even mandatort registration is enough to leave the site once and for all

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    Anthony Villoria
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wish i could negotiate with the ad-blocker-blocker

    Tim
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bored Panda, are you listening?

    Almarako94
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Have you heard of the Brave Browser? That messes with every anti ad blocker and even gives you money for using it.

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    Seabeast
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's just been another mass shooting. Not sure this one is well timed.

    Aisling Raye
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't know what "well timed" would be then since there seems to be a mass shooting every other day in America.

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    Ghaniyah Verma
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This girl is planning to kill everyone in the house, isn't she?

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    Bored_Panda
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He is awesome, I hope they hired him!

    Sam Juan
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He didn't get the job. Something about being overqualified.

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    Dr. Amazing
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *Takes notes on how to succeed at interviews*

    Vicko Fidelis
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They hire him, then make him pay for the window with his salary, then they kick him out. "BUSSINESS!"

    Alditekim
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The first 7 month of his salary goes toward repairing the broken windows.

    Gina Festa
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    screw hiring, he deserves being the boss

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    4th Account
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wouldn't surprise me in 2022

    Lisa H
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey, free sweaters! Pick a few for yourself and donate the rest to a homeless shelter ❤️

    Shyla Bouche
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least the weatherman was right for once.

    DumplingQueen
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would actually LOVE sweater weather

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    Stuart Irvin
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    people eat cereal... with milk? WHAT UNIVERSE IS THIS?

    Hestia
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    First it’s cheese then bagel then milk, after that we add in the cinnamon rolls and donuts, then the cereal the last the bowl.

    DubstepBlade
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean hey, you did the first parts right

    Stolas <3
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm settling this debate once and for all: cereal then milk. If you put milk first, may both sides of your pillow be warm. May you step in a puddle of mystery fluid with socks on.

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    Lisa H
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Your comment should be a little footnote at the bottom corner of the last panel. 🤣

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    Gina Festa
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ALL HAIL CLIPPY, ALL HAIL CLIPPY ALL HAIL CLIPPY ALL HAIL CLIPPY, ALL HAIL CLIPPY ALL HAIL CLIPPY ALL HAIL CLIPPY, ALL HAIL CLIPPY ALL HAIL CLIPPY ALL HAIL CLIPPY, ALL HAIL CLIPPY ALL HAIL CLIPPY

    Derp2cat
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    clippy was just trying to help

    Alditekim
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminds to that old Chinese proverb : what doesn't kill you, mutates, and tries again.

    Analyn Lahr
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I liked changing him to the little wizard, sometimes the cat.

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    Bored_Panda
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope there's an elevator up!

    TheOtherWeirdo
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nah the elevator only goes down to the basement.

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    a_smol_berry
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nah man I’m taking the highway to hell going 666 mph

    James Andersen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It either that or the highway to hell.

    Alditekim
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Didn't you die because you're afraid of elevators? Now you're gonna have to take steps to avoid them.

    NG
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People in wheelchairs: 😐

    Amy hipps
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol. Most Americans response

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    Stolas <3
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    His sweater reminds me of one of Achmed's songs from Jeff Dunham's Very Special Christmas Special. It goes, *to the tune of O' Holy Night) "Oh holy c**p, I think I blew my foot off,"

    SeaJaySea
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    oh my god the firs t panel is the meme

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    Derp2cat
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If they could really do that then they would

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    funkybluegirl
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is the kind of song that I make up and sing to myself. Or my cats.

    Ruth Harper
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is the kind of song I make up about my kitty, only a nicer one. Squirmy girl, Squirmy girl, she will squirm into your world. Plays with toys, any size. When you work, she'll supervise. Oh yes, she is my squirmy girl.

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    Lakota Wolf
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm in my 40s now. Can confirm this is indeed how it is, and not just for Spider-Men.

    Tyler
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    whats going on with the boss's eyes??

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    Vicko Fidelis
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I Love Moon Knight! One of the best marvel series

    Derp2cat
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    3 years ago

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    Bored_Panda
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You....you just figured out how to figure it out!

    Penny Tent (she/her)
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “What would the other one of you say to me asking if you wanted a threesome?” Would be a better question

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    best turtle
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    both dont want to but the blond said yes so she is the one that is lying

    Dirk Daring
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They are both saying the same thing in the first two panels. So how can only one of them be lying? For instance, one of them should have said there were three paths.

    Penny Tent (she/her)
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “What would the other one of you say to me asking what is the correct path” is the solution if you were wondering

    Hestia
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The purple woman speaks lies

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    The_Tired_Artist
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    now now, pat isn't to blame. trust me! i have a not suspicious basement fridge you can come see :D

    Toothpaste guy
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The most suspicious part of this comic is that the main character has 30,000 dollars.

    Adam L
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pat Sajak "Now follow me into this dark lit doorway to receive your prize!"

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    Adam L
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How dare someone post something nice on the internet, that's not what the internet was made for..... harumph!

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    Do-nut touch da donut
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anyone else in intense pain just readin this

    Doofus Jerry
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd watch a minimum of 12 full seasons of Galbor.

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    Odd
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “Pain” “Lastly, we’re having visitors in the office later today. They are versions of us from alternate dimensions.” “To avoid confusion, please wear the provided name tags.” “Any questions?” “I am in immense pain.”

    Eline
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why did I read " japanese pajn" instead of "immense pain"

    Toothpaste guy
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I swear to god so did I. I thought he was saying that he was like the Japanese version of him because of the alternate versions thing.

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    Emerald
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why doesn't this have more upvotes?

    Sheldon
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i just had a stroke while reading this

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    Astor.exe
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    sadly thats true. i wish i could get cash for playing minecraft

    Bored_Panda
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    3 years ago

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    Hestia
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We use football fields and kfc for mesurment here.

    Bored_Panda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's easier to understand /hsrs

    Amy hipps
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yep. At least we can make fun of ourselves. Pretty depressing though

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    Ghaniyah Verma
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Mommy, there's a naked man shot by water."

    T5n
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And it’s now one degree warmer

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    Trond Øien
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Air horn and black coffee. That'll work.

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    Thomas Bentley
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the cookie monster, santa is the only one of them who bleeds.

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    Amy hipps
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol. Guess i am not normal. Never had covid and have been working out in the public the whole time it was at it's worst.

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    Lakota Wolf
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You know, I try not to be the Grammar Police normally, but if you're going to be posting your stuff publicly, be it a comic, fanfiction, short store, etc.... if it has text on it... you really should know the difference between "you're" and "your". Sigh.

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    Bored_Panda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Note to self: never eat the Mcrib

    Hestia
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was the last mortal who got told the information…

    The_Tired_Artist
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    did you survive? are you typing on a ghost keyboard.? :0

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    Doofus Jerry
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have seen two of these and I am hungry for more Galbor.

    Amused panda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I only scrolled partway down to the second line of panels, so the way I read it (at first) was... Q: What's the McRib made out of? A: The last mortal I revealed those secrets to-

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    Bored_Panda
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The audacity of him

    Ghaniyah Verma
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why didn't you cut everything in half?Why just people?

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    MortalFlame
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow! I did it! What did you say about obesity and heart disease?

    Hestia
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Except I’m in the us and we charge by fried chicken.

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    funkybluegirl
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It was a prank. The other Spidermen {not sure what the plural of Spiderman is) sent him to a "swingers" party. That is a sexual party where the guests change/share partners (swing). He falls for it because he's a web-swinger.

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    funkybluegirl
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sqwarkle seems like an excellent last word/s, to me.

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    Fabulous panda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    haha!! the eyeball in the comic above is in the calendar!!

    Lakota Wolf
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That one's wearing a bow, I think it's supposed to be a sexy eyeball pinup version XD

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    Derp2cat
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is becoming more true every day

    censorshipsucks
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yeah too many times I've had a convo then been presented with an advert. With siri disabled AND no alexa in sight. Sus.

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    Lakota Wolf
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    BP censors out the word that means "to unalive yourself", but posts a comic that shows someone unaliving themselves XD

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    Bobby
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As an ex Software Business Analyst, " We always tell users/CEOs that you need someone to use it, it will not work itself."

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    T5n
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can we acknowledge that the patron who was thanked in this comic is named Keith Richards?

    Abby Not Normal
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh gosh, this reminds me that I need to clean up my act before I give birth to my child this spring. (Pregnant and say the “f word” a LOT.

    censorshipsucks
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    wait are the parents upset that he can walk and now he is going to cause chaos... or... what?

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    Ghaniyah Verma
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    NEVER GONNA MAKE YOU CRY/ NEVER GONNA SAY GOODBYE/ NEVER GONNA TELL A LIE AND HURT YOU

    Federico Guerrero-Isaza
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🎶never gonna make you cry never gonna say goodbye never gonna tell a lie and hurt you🎶

    Hestia
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ

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    Bored_Panda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "World's okayest employee" I think that's an amazing target to achieve and I applaud you on it

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    Deborah Harris2
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A tad too much I think ...

    The_Tired_Artist
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hestia you are SO innocent- or im just dirty minded. i dunno :\

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    a_smol_berry
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If anyone doesn’t understand what the little girl says can be considered dirty. :)

    Thushari Seneviratne
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    my poor 12 year old mind(ik what this means) ahhhhhhhhhh

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    Eline
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't get it. Wait. Oh.....

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    Oktogal
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I will drive myself mad trying to use my mother’s nes cartridges as harmonicas.

    Lakota Wolf
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is so depressing to hear the phrase "my mother's NES cartridges" XD I'm 40, I grew up playing the NES. I'm so old XD

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    Waddling Land Fish
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone who is smarter than me, help, I don’t get it

    Seabeast
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Legume" is the French word for vegetable, so members of the pea family are called "pulses" in Canada.

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    Eline
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To get animatronic of the "boss" in spiderman (the first one or second one) who ask peter for photos of spiderman if he wants to get pay. Something like this. I may be wrong , sorry .

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    T5n
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well… technically, if he is the only one, they would be split evenly between all people who attended.

    Hestia
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m not so sure about that bud…

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    T5n
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Meat Death of the Universe is definitely something I would try. The science pun is funny.

    Lakota Wolf
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "MEAT" death of the universe... XD

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    ELEPHANT
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fun fact: he is moving all around the room but we can’t see because he’s going too fast 😌

    TheFloydist
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A French Press is a style of coffee brewer. Imagine brewing 225 lbs of coffee and consuming it all in one go.

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    Žužuch
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Welcome aboard, captain, all systems online.

    T5n
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If I ever have a business and interview a potential staff member, I may bring out the chess board if they play chess.

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