A couple of months ago, I started this project as a way of spending my time in quarantine away from the sofa. I doodled a few jokes about ending Voldemort, and people just kept asking for more!
Seeing as the quarantine just keeps going on, so will my silly jokes. I've done more than 100 now, and I keep updating my Instagram account with new comics every day. Check out what I have previously posted on Bored Panda here and here.
The first 100 were purely Harry Potter universe, but now I'm into crossovers!
Hope you enjoy them! And if not, as always, Obliviate!
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All You Need Is Loe (Aka: An Itchy Sweater)
The best way to destroy enemies is to make them your friends. Unfortunately, that is not always easy.
The New Defense Against The Dark Arts Teacher Is A Bit Harsh (And Dramatic)
How dare you, Tom was a brilliant student. And the last thing you want is a brilliant kid with dark fantasies unsupervised. See what happened to Grindelwald when he was expelled from Durmstrang for "horrific experiments".
I think this would have saved us a lot of time... Granger! We need your time-turner! images-7-5...13e73.jpeg
Honestly just make him the defense against the dark arts teacher and you have around 85% chance he’ll die by the end of the year
He was the one who put the jinx on the position after Dumbledore declined making him the DADA professor.
Load More Replies...IKEA Got Serious
This Painting Does A Lil' Bit More That Talk
Aaaaa no that thing gave me nightmare take it away and burn it
Bullying Is No Joke, Not Even For Lord Boobies
Harrys lil wand saved the day! qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm gets credit for “lil wand” btw
Finnigan Is So Underrated
Turn this voldi into rum.... LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL 😂😂😂 I died
All Aboard!
Time turner, she said it but in the future to past Harry and put him back in his time and she was able to say it then because he was already dead, which means time travel is contradictory to "avengers: endgame" time travel in which there is a flow of time and it can be changed by future or past selves breaking into the past or future, simple, once you grasp that time is relative and the logic doesn't matter
Load More Replies...Potter Chose The Red Pill...
Hulk Wizord!
There Was A Chance, And Everyone Took It...
Lunaaaa! Your setrespects killed moldy wart! (Purposly put moldy wart)
Voldi Used "Splash," It's Not Very Effective...
Voldi Won't Be Back
Snowdemort
He's A Lil' Threat. But A Threat Is A Threat
Flitwick would not do an unforgivable curse! This is an insult to Hogwarts teachers!
Now, now, Ginny, he would do anything to help Hogwarts and stop 'Voldi'.
Load More Replies...No Bluff When I Accio My Muff
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Load More Replies...LOL I love that he's so chill even though Voldi gets very close to killing him.
Da Chosen Juan!
Sweet Dreams
Voldi is attached to the back of Quirrell's head. smothering Quirrell with a pillow would theoretically kill them both, making it a "combo"
Load More Replies...S***ty When This Happens, Pun Intended
They Should've Tried This Sh** Again
Somebody Waited Too Long At The Doorbell
so like once you go in, the doors close, right? and so somebody didn't answer the doorbell, and the doors (basically the whole building) closed on him
Load More Replies...i feel bad for him. he keeps dying. a least he comes back to life :) but dies:(
It's Super Effective!
Bludged!!!
Drown Your Sorrows Voldi
Me when I go to that one sink at meh school in the girls washroom in da first grade wing (in third grade for 2020) edit : HAPPY NEW YEAR
Voldi Is In Deep Trouble
godzillla!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kinky...
Who says that boy snakes can't wear lipstick? Or that girl snakes can't be with girl snakes? my ball python bob is gay, what's wrong with that? Huh? I wear lipstick and I'm a dude, nothing wrong with that. (I'm sarcastic I'm not offended) (It's all still troo do)
Load More Replies...Never Touch The Dumbz
If that is the NightWing volcano I am so very pleased
It's A Me!
i love that harry is so bored in every single one and everyone else is so bored and marios dumb eyes
You Did It Again Lockhart *Credits Roll*
Thor's A Wizard!!?
Master Blaster!
I Require You Chill For A Bit
I will be honest, I cried when he died. In the movie it was so majestic though!!
Load More Replies...Voldi Gonna Make Horcrushes Now
Afraid I can't, but I believe I can erase your memory... *Obliviate*
Load More Replies...Knock, Knock...
50 Points To Gryffindor!
I LOVE THEM even though half of them would never work, because of the horcruxes.
I LOVE THEM even though half of them would never work, because of the horcruxes.
