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Anyone who has ever worked in the retail sector probably knows the age-old motto: “The Customer Is Always Right.” While this is a well-intentioned piece of advice for good customer service, it doesn’t mean it’s true! In fact, there's a whole website devoted to exposing the truth behind the myth, aptly named Not Always Right.

Some customers, because they are people like any others, make mistakes. They might have had a bad day, feel overly emotional and take it out on the nearest person, who just happens to be their waiter. Some people are just unrealistic in their demands, and expect the impossible. And of course, there will be a few customers out there that are just idiots, plain and simple.

The guys from Not Always Right have compiled a list of stories from times when customers got it very wrong indeed, with hilarious results! Scroll down below to check them out, and don’t forget to vote for your favorite!

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    blugeagua
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh my god! A girl in engineering! Wow! It's almost as if girls and women are actual human beings and can do things like boys and men can! Oh my what a f*****g concept!

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    Steve Bowman
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sound like a part of a Monty Python sketch.

    John L
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Comedy and 'real life' frequently work together. In this case, the customer is not only lacking in mechanical aptitude, but common sense as well.

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    Swarf
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wish I thought this was fake.

    Zenozenobee
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some people have a real trouble understanding technology... it sometimes end up in discussions that could have been written by Ionesco.

    Fbomb
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As someone that works in prepress I have many, many customers like this.

    Coco
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My headhurts from this lol

    Luna
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This sounds really REAL, recently I realized that there "ARE" real people with no clue about technical things....they DO exist!

    Maualo Velflo
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This person does not even have a clue about COMMON SENSE, let alone technical things...

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    Craig Wright
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Story. Of. My. Life. I had a client drop a proof off once with note on it that said "improve quality!!!!!!!" I called and they yelled at me "For the money I'm paying you I demand better quality!" So I asked her what she thought was 'low' about the quality of the latest proof after all the previous proofs were fine. She couldn't explain. The concept was well rounded and sound, so I resent over the exact same proof a day later. Her response: "Perfect! See what happens when you take my advice?" Her receptionist explained that her cat had died the week before and she was treating everyone like garbage.

    Craig Wright
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh! Oh! And this doozie!: Client hands me a cell photo of a blank page on a coffee table. Client:"I need a poster this size. Can you get it to me by the end of the day?" Me: "Sure I can. What do you want on it?" Client: "I'm not sure. You come up with it. That's what I'm paying you for." Me: "Okay, but I mean are you advertising something? Is it an event?" Client: "Yeah. It's the concert in March." Me: "Okay. So how about you email me the information you want and any notes about the concept and I'll start from there?." Client: "Okay. I don't have access to a computer until late this afternoon." Me: "Then I can't get you a proof until after you send me the information about the poster." Client: "Ugh! If I'd known this was going to be this hard I wouldn't have bothered."

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    Bharat
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Haha there are some people who really don't understand technology. Be nice. Thumbs for the lady's patience trying to explain how it works.

    SanchaTheSeeker
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This could go on forever. You've explained it well enough

    Hamdhaan Hassan
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it sure sounds funny now but its annoying as hell to the other person

    Philly Cashion
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think I would have just ended up slamming my face repeatedly into the desk. Colour it with my gaddamed blood!

    Renee Schreader
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That was painful to read I can only imagine how painful that was in real life.

    Sami
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've lived through this in my 10 years working at a photo shop!

    BusLady
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I worked the counter in a photo lab. Unbelievable what people would say.

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    Patrick McKenna
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I work in an industry where the customer is allowed to swear and deride the staff...this retail stuff sounds like a cake walk.

    BusLady
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those are awful working conditions. It creates stress and hurts moral. This leads to turnover, employees calling in sick, etc. Why don't managers do something about it?

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    Katerina Sunshine
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seems impossible that there are still people who are that dumb and ignorant at the same time...

    Harley Quinn
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This can't be real. Nobody can be that dumb.

    Caroline Driver
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You couldn't make it up. and yet it happens, so often

    Virgil Blue
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Working in advertising this reminds me of all the customers that send us thumbnails off the internet so we can blow them up to giant size. They just don't get that with digital you can only work with what pixels there are.

    Sal Altschul
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm not going to pretend that I'm the most technologically savvy person on the planet because, well, I'm not...But sweet Jesus....

    Robert Lavery
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sound like an everyday occurance at the Walmart Photo Lab.

    michele zito
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would have lost my job with this customer.

    Chris Sprucefield
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ejits be ejits.l Sir, do YOU see any color in t his picture? Ejit: No. Then, the scanner will not see any color either, even in color mode, as it does the same tyhing as your eye.

    Jade_The_Panda🐼
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oml, does any one else here want to give this customer a price of your mind? And fist?

    Lydia Curio
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it's amazing that these people can feed themselves and drive vehicles. IQ of 80, max.

    Mel
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would at that point called a co-worker and had them try. My goodness!

    catherine waite
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I recall having many conversations like that when I worked in a photo lab. Which is why I no longer work customer facing. It's a skill I don't have.

    TC
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anyone needs a gun ?

    Meghan Crownover
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wooow this argument went in circles its like the customer is chasing their tail and just can't quit get it.

    Izzy Bear
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    and that is why we don't use drugs while being pregnant ladies and gentlemen.

    Rani Johnson
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People shouldn't use technology without a basic understanding of that technology.

    Wendy Melkert
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the sad thing: idiots like this actually exist....

    myplane150
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This needs to be written up on form ID10T...

    TC
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm sure there's a word for these kind of people but I can't find it...

    Alex Craig
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How do some people not just drop dead from ignorance?

    Allana Rose
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG! Around and around we go! (Who's on first?) If anyone hear remembers that old gag. *L*

    Cristina Loayza
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG, I don't know what I would have done, really...

    Carmen Devore-Blakestad
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMFG! I think I would've smacked this person for being so STUPID! Even my Mom (who's 84) knows what grayscale is, what a jump (USB) drive is, etc. How does a moron like this customer survive in this world?!

    Andra Hart
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had worse than that..imagine that at the end the client is asking for compensation from you because she didn't know that the scanner cannot scan the black and white photos in color.

    DanikaSerina
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That employee deserves a raise and some sort of award! There's no possible way I could have dealt with that moron ... Just curious do I.Q. test come in negatives or is it just a completely different test for grading idiots?? What about dirty blonde, sandy blonde, strawberry blonde, honey blonde, platinum blonde. The winner BLEACH blonde! 😊😊😊😁

    Long Joan Silver
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I felt like banging my head on the table a million times whilst reading this. Gosh, some customers were let out of the stupid farm far too early!

    Barbara Baxendale
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG, he must have the patience of a saint !!

    Moezarella
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just slapped my forehead reading this omg..

    Dolores Bertone
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow, how dense can someone be.?!?!?!

    Elizabeth Molloy
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can *SO* identify with these! If you buy a computer, PLEASE learn how to use it!

    Chris Watson
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just put that customer out of their misery!! Kick em out

    Sue Knerl
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Clerk pulls out gun and shoots customer. Jury finds innocent.

    Ja Legge
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bless the employee who had some patience trying to deal with this specific customer.

    Selina Ammari
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was so triggered reading this ...😑😑😂😂😂

    Rin Rin
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What the hell... do people this stupid actually exist?!

    Susanna Vesna
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Argh! May be scanning an example for her would help her understand! Or may be not!

    Dog Lover
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would lose my s**t by the end if it!

    Lisa Marie Havener
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who is on first, what is on second, and I don't know is on third.... lol

    Derpicorn
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Holy c**p... is this person serious?

    Pragya Fating
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are u sure he is just not messing with you. Oh my God I would have snapped his neck like a twig I would have been so angry.

    Dawn K
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    omg! I was about ready to have a nervous breakdown just reading that. lol

    Diane Herman
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who's on first? (Abbott & Costello)

    Mar1a
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am sorry but how can people just be so... dumb

    Lulik
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...and what if the customer was just a daltonist? Stupid daltonist?

    Lulik
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Probably my favourite one =)

    Dean Hokianga
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just .... end her. She is of no use for anything.

    Shana
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would not have the patience to deal with people like that.

    BlahBlah
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oooh just tell the moron he's a moron and leave him alone.

    Marrit de Jong
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ohh... my.... I feel your pain, copy shop person...

    Roger Christie
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And thus is Donald Trump explained.

    Jennifer Foster
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow. I have no words for the stupidity of that customer. Lol

    Rudolf Dovičín
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Simple answer should explain it clearly: Your printing in black and white (gray-scale) has lost colours of original image, so on the sheet, there is different image...

    frank0ys
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...I want to face palm... that customer... very hard.

    Wise Girl
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This makes me so freaking irritated!

    Hollie Newton
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She should have said you didn't set your printer to colour when you print it, your printer prints out in colour so change the settings and try again. Clearly that what the customer wanted them to do on the scanner so the person should tell her to do that on her printer

    Lynda St.James
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminds me of “who’s on first“!

    sunnyrei82
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    sounds like an 80 year old person. Must be difficult.

    Lu
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is when a customer rep you pretend to faint.

    Rainbo
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My god!! What a stubborn customer xD

    Kristin Connon
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is the kind of stuff that makes me not want to live on this planet anymore.

    Kat Blak
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I imagine this came from some little 90 year old lady

    Christian Sanz
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If that person has a computer in workplace and the request is simple as filling a single sheet with color, why not going an extra mile for it?

    Jenn
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    omg!! I had someone asking me to buy 'internets' before. I was like...............

    Janine B.
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would've cried. lol

    Bilqis fdh
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    is there any family member who understand technology that i can talk to??

    Kjorn
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    damn... is that person 132 yo? for don't understand that?

    Zori the degu
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow, such a patience. I would've strangled her to death in my fury.

    Zachary Harra
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like something my wife would say

    Daria Zotova
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People cannot be that dumb, I refuse to believe it :-/

    Ehren Thomsen
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Before my current (and LOTS of easier and more peaceful) work as a Housekeeper in a Hotel, I worked at a printing store and I can assure you, because I have lived it myself, that YES, PEOLE CAN BE THAT DUMB. Because I have had a couple of customers back them with this EXACT same demand.

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    Donut_Addiction
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    7 years ago

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    What's a b****y customer if get so annoyed

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    Nadine Ducca
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm glad the caller got genuinely laughed at. Some people just deserve that as a response to their stupidity.

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    Lara B.
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's what you call a hypocrite!

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    Lara B.
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This really concerns me. Is there no such thing as explanation about these things given my gynaecologists, who prescribe it?!

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    Hans
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Insecure people are everywhere. They like to be intolerant, too.

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    Hans
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sexism works eveywhere and for everything.

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    Azure Adams
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've done things like that before, it's not fake

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    SoLàlà
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually, not all mammals have nipples. For example, male horses don't.

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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    and she thinks a scammer would be happy? those jerks are always jaded

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    Hans
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Disabled people do not need pity, and usually even not help, but respect.

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    Hans
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Parents imposing sexist sterotypes on their own children are the worst.

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    Hans
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If some people would get a slap on the left cheeck for everything stupid they say, and a slap on the right for every time they behave as an a*****e, you would not know which cheeck was more bruised.

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    Sarah Figini
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I worked as a glass collector in a bar when I was 14. A man actually bit my a*s once when i was clearing his table, then his wife had the audacity to shout at me and blame me for 'encouraging him' because I was wearing tight pants.

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    Kristin Connon
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's sad to say that every woman has at least one story similar to this, and most, if not all, men. Sexism just sucks. Period.

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    Hans
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me: "Although the damagte is probably inferiour to that in your head."

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    Ehren Thomsen
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kudos to the customer for not only realizing his error, but also understanding the OP comeback!

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    Tiny Dynamine
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The amount of stereotypes someone uses is inversely proportional to their level of education.

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    Bunnies4Zwin
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I get annoyed at people who don't ever tell off their children. Even if they are punching your legs nonstop. (happend to me)

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    Steve Bowman
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That sounds fake and isn't remotely funny.

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    Lynn Donovan
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Useless trivia: in France we use first names instead of NATO phonetic alphabet. B as in Brigitte, D as in David...

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    Neeraj Jha
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One of the very few things with which Canadians might get angry..

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    Kjorn
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i was ok with that statemen until i read the last sentence

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    Aqua Sky
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd prefer a book over a Nintendo any day.

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    Hans
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And, almost certainly, a pack of cigarettes...

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    Daniel (ShadowDrakken)
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And this is why I never use those b******t terms at coffee shops. I either say Small/Med/Large, or I specify the size in ounces if they happen to have it listed. That way The size name is always accurate.

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    Lara L.
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thats why i love my galaxy S7- i could go into the shower with it :)

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    Hans
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me: "Just slowly start feeding the bills into the card reader slot when I say 'no'."

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    Sanne H.
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The customer probably expected Casper. Or Patrick Swayze.

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    Tiny Dynamine
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "So, can you spell it out to me like I'm 5 years old?"

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    Mont
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's always entertaining when cartoon characters visit your place of employment.

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    Jessica Stohr
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminds me of my lost baby blanket that they threw out immediately upon finding :(

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    Nadine Ducca
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow. Sounds like the sandwich wasn't for her but she felt the need to spew out how vegetarian she was anyways...¿?

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    Suit
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Of all the places to get a napkin, the library?

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    Potato
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am not sure how the age limit change will help though. People older than 21 can get angry as well.

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    Vicky Zar
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In Germany we use the 24h system. We do not have am and pm For children the latter is easier, I think

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    paulo marreco
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, come back later. Like, about 50 years later; maybe then you'll find all the holograms you want.

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    Kjorn
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    computer got too much user frendly. that's raise generation of ignorant

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    Rhon
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Praying against someone!! She sounds evil!

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    Kjorn
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it though the movie Bat man was about a guy who raise bats

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    Shika Louis
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ewww - somebody has to clean that you know

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    Susanna Vesna
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I dont get people who spend 100s of dollars and then get so f*****g cheap over some 5$! Keep the coupon and try to use it next Saturday!

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    Beth
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Count yourself lucky. I used to deal with an elderly woman with Alzheimers who would come into reception, tell us about her appt, wait, pay, request a receipt etc.... all for in an organisation she had nothing to do with. We'd just do what she asked, make her a cup of tea while she was waiting, call her son and quietly refund him the $ she's paid. She was always very sweet, just confused.

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    Nadine Ducca
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Something similar happened to me, but the other way around. We went to a supermarket to get something twenty minutes before closing time and were told that they had already closed the registers... Not cool. It's not like we showed up one minute before closing.

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    Miriam Brose
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Um... I think that's how it works when you compliment a baby. Or did the other costumer expect an answer from your daughter?

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    Daniel Losinger
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    True story: I used to work with a Graphic Artist who could only work with the mouse turned backwards.

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    Useless Panda
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Except for the Reid Miles guy, why were the others downvoted?

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    TC
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Your questions are too technical anyway...

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    Maualo Velflo
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OP was talking to the cashier in the burning building from a few posts back

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    Mel
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Having worked in retail, I can attest that this is what some people truly say and do.

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    Sarah Figini
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    my mum would have dragged me out of there (after paying) and scolded me so hard. Prob would have gotten a little leg slap and it would have been well deserved too

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    Miriam Brose
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe you should hold a picture of a cow in your store for showing such people... Sadly most people REALLY do not know what a cow looks like. Some people in germany do believe they are purple because of our Milka ads...

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    Sarah Figini
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    they can be used for christmas decorations if you worship Satan, maybe ?

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    Nadine Ducca
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    lol "that's just sick" like people have some weird sliced cheese fetish. lol

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    Robert Morson
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I believe the mistake here was when you picked up the pay phone.

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    Luca Gotta
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least they knew the name "Jane Austen"

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    Robert Morson
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It would be January 15 again. Not "still." There's a difference.

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    Gabi Horvath
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At this point, I would have called the police for harrassment

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    Miriam Brose
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always look up in section "T" AND "R" for "The Rasmus"...

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    Zenozenobee
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So... Mr is upset because you are more concerned for his daugther safety tha he is. Interesting.

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