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The UK is a unique and wonderful land, full of unique and wonderful people. However, to fully experience its beauty, you have to visit it, and that's quite difficult with everything that is happening in the world right now. So we've got the next best thing for you. The subreddit r/CasualUK.

This online community is dedicated to non-political news, commentary, and discussion, and is full of amusing slices of life that could only happen in—you guessed it—the UK. Continue scrolling and check out some of the most upvoted posts on the subreddit!

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Cracking Little Builder

Cracking Little Builder

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    They Are Turning

    They Are Turning

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    You may arrive at r/CasualUK thinking you already know all about British people from movies and TV shows but as you will see from the pictures, not every stereotype holds true. To give you a crash course that will make it easier to browse the subreddit, we can take a look at what a British online newspaper called The Independent had to say on the subject. 

    Brits do drink tea all the time. When the Sons of Liberty tipped 45 tons of tea into the sea during their Boston Tea Party, Britain was mortified. And not just because of the lost tax but because, well, but also because it was such a waste. They consume about 5 pounds of tea per person each year and most native Britons would hook themselves up to an IV drip of the stuff if they could.

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    #3

    Career At Royal Mail, Anyone?

    Career At Royal Mail, Anyone?

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    #4

    Too True

    Too True

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    Samantha Power
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Having lived in the USA for 15 years, this is very true

    Noemie Houtekie-N'Da
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In Texas, you can drive for 4 hours and still be in Texas.

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    Steve Barnett
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The local accent has changed ten times and you're wondering why the locals are throwing rocks at the moon.

    Kristof De Smet
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Welcome to Belgium! You drive for two hours, and if you're unlucky, the language people speak has changed twice (from Dutch to French to German), and you're still in the same country.

    Marcellus the Third
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Chances are you left Belgium in the first hour though.

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    Aurelia!
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And if you start or end in Cornwall, then the order that you are supposed to put jam and clotted cream on your scones has also changed.

    kasa alex
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Try living in Western Australia. You drive for 10 hours and you're still in the same state

    Marlowe Fitzpatrik
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, but you don't notice any accents because nobody is there to speak to you.

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    Dave P
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    LA you drive 4 hours on the 101 and you move 10 feet

    Haunting Spirit
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Come to the Netherlands where the local accent changes for every ten minutes you drive :D

    Anna Banana
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And after driving for 4 hours you're two countries away.

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    William Teach
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    True, but, here in NC if I go 2 hours west they start doing barbecue with a ketchup based sauce rather than vinegar. We take the difference very seriously, like a Yankees vs Red Sox game

    Sue User
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I use both tomatoes and apple cider vinegar. An I doing it wrong ?

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    Daria B
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Croatia: you drive for four hours, prepare your passport.

    Linda Williams
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In the Netherlands a four hour drive from one side to another isn't even possible. Then you are abroad 😁.

    Sanne H.
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Make that 5 hours. From Middelburg to Winschoten it takes you 4 by car, more remote towns will probably take you about 30 to 45 minutes longer (excluding the islands in the north). But still, it’s not that much indeed.

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    Sawdust
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Drive for 4 hours in Los Angeles and you finally get to the other side of the city. :-)

    Fiona C
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cant only be twice. Where I live the accent and words used change by town

    Yvonne Dauwalder Balsiger
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Switzerland: you drive for 30 minutes, the dialect has changed like 5 times. Depending on where you started, the language has probably changed, too. You drive for 2 hours, you are most likely in another country unless you are going in circles or drive a horse carriage.

    Ponypower
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had an argument in a bakery once about a cheese and onion cob. We take bread very seriously.

    Danni from Oz
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I live in Western Australia. You can drive 37 hours north and still be in Western Australia.

    Samantha PandaNotBored
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Brilliant isn’t it . I was born Irish have lived in the UK all my life, yet I sometimes have an Irish accent .

    Susan Mercurio
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The joke is, "The difference between Europe and the US is that in Europe, 100 miles is considered a long way; in the US, 100 years is considered a long time."

    Ericka Hokkanen
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is also true in some parts of the US, also there are states you can drive in 12 hours and not reach the end of the trip- NOT TX or CA either! Michigan to be exact

    Éva Nemes
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In Switzerland is same as the UK :D

    Deb Johnston
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can literally drive 18 hours in Texas... and still be in Texas

    Jeff Christensen
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The story is told of a Texan who claimed (to a bored fellow traveller) that they could travel for a very long time and still be in Texas. The Texan asked, "Where could you do that other than in good ole Texas?" to which his companion replied "Well, there's Siberia".

    Aaron W
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Australia: You drive for eight hours. You are still on the same stretch of road.

    Pamela Nakano
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, in Brazil both are true. I can drive for four hours and still be in the same state (and mine isn't even a big one). But the accent could have changed twice and things like "sausages" have a new name lol

    Lj
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, and in Europe it depends on the country, both can be true also

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    I’m A Black Cat
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Welcome to Germany, where when driving from north to south, you suddenly wonder whether you are still hearing German

    Ekaterina D
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    you drive for 24 hours, nothing changed. Russia.

    Anne Mitchell
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Australia: you can drive all day and all night and still be in the same state.

    Mónica Elisabeth Sacco
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Continent: you drive for two hours. Crossed three frontiers. Languages have changed at least four times.

    Marvin HeartofGold
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol I haven't even left the state and a 4 hour drive is called "going to the lake for the weekend"

    CharChar Binx
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was watching a UK show and one partner was complaining that the other was moving so far away without consulting them first, forcing a long distance relationship on them. I looked up how far it was...less than an hour drive 😂😂😂😂 I drove an hour and a half (one way) the other day to run an errand.

    𝔹𝕖𝕝𝕝𝕒
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Living in the US all my life, and taking frequent trips with my family, I can tell y’all this is too true.

    bxttery_bxby
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If I drive for four hours, I'm still in the same state

    Simon Cataudo
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Less than an hour for most people

    Rachel Tucker
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's true. I'm pretty landlocked where I am, you can drive 3 hours and get to a coast line in each direction. The accents vary a lot, including Scottish... As for the bread rolls - it's a confusing game! Locally they are called rolls, baps, cobs and barms. Asking for a sausage roll may be a different things depending on the area you visit.

    CrunChewy McSandybutt
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I once started driving at 06:00, hit the Texas border at 07:00, stopped driving at 10:30... still in Texas.

    Damo Lee Park
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Australia, drive 500km, you're still in the same state. Europe, drive for 500km and you've crossed 3 borders and changed language twice.

    sylvantic
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I drive 4 hours and I'm not even at the state border. I'm either in the middle of the desert, the mountains, or a bunch of fields full of either almonds or figs.

    Anne Mitchell
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Autralia. You can drive in the same direction for 18 hours and still be in the same state!

    Sharon Dean
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Probably still in the same state!!

    Sam Kunz
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hold on, ever drive from Pennsylvania through Maryland into West Virginia? Lol. Takes 2 hours, Accents change three times, Soda AND Sandwiches names change 3 times. Soda, Coke, Pop. Subs, Grinders and Hoagies.

    H Edwards
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What is it with bread rolls and all their regional names? I noticed that in Germany too.

    Sanne H.
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I visited Monaco once, during a European road trip. Took me about 3 hours to cross it. Not that the country is big, but the road into the capital city was one big traffic jam.

    Marlowe Fitzpatrik
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's content that matters - not size ;-)

    InfectedVoice
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can drive 20 minutes from where I live and accent is totally different.

    Amy S
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The accent has changed twice? I drive 5 mins and the accent will have changed twice.

    F. H.
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh Britain has fights about how bread rolls are called too?

    third molar
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You drive 4 hrs in Bangalore you would have reached the end of the road.

    Seabeast
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Four hours doesn't even get me out of my province.

    Flash Henry
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Your road trip may be only 9 hours total, but you will spend 12 hours driving through Pennsylvania.

    CatWoman312
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not always. In North Carolina we have 2 distinct accents an eastern NC and western/mountain accent. And then we prepare barbecue two different ways as well so there’s that. Bread is still bread though

    Leo Domitrix
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yep. So when people mock the US ----- in the time it takes to drive from London to Edinburgh in the UK, we can drive from the Atlantic Coast of North Carolina to the Great Smokies, also in North Carolina!

    Jods
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ask for a fish in a tea cake in Lancashire and they look at you like you’re a complete moron.

    Paul Davis
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You drive for four hours and still have a couple of hours to the next state

    Emperor Kitten
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    4 hours won't even get you out of most states

    Kira Okah
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Twice? Nah, would have changed way more than twice in a two hour drive. I drive two hours north and I get not only more than one change on an English dialect but also a different Welsh dialect (rural Powys, mid Wales - two hours is easy to manage on rural roads, north Wales does have a different English and Welsh dialect to mid).

    lailyfnoor
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Drive 2 or 4 hours, the local accent has changed - wait, no! It's different language - but still same county. This is where I live!

    Nathan Pogorzala
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    4 hours and you are barely half way across one of the smaller states.

    IlovemydogShilo
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    4 years ago

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    America has the Geography Britain has the history.

    Henry Halliday
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm pretty confident that most English speakers will use "America" and "US" interchangeably.

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    Lorelai Purvis
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    drive for four hours in the us: nothing changed. you're👏still👏in👏the👏same👏part👏of👏the👏country👏

    Lorelai Purvis
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    drive for two hours in the uk: local accent changes: 2 and also bread rolls have a ✨new name✨

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    Brits also form a queue whenever they get the chance to. If waiting in an orderly fashion was an Olympic sport, Great Britain would line up to take gold, silver, and bronze. Apparently, they queue politely at bus stops and airports, in shops, and even at bars. Maybe they're not standing in a perfect line at the bar, but they all know in which order they arrived, and who gets to order when.

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    However, Brits don't necessarily think of nine pints of lager as a quiet night. Yes, they like to have a beer but they're not always drunk. Even though many students are perfectly capable of consuming 14 units of alcohol on a night out, when it comes to pure alcohol consumption per capita, they're not even in the top ten.

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    #5

    First Day Back At School Took Its Toll On This Little Girl

    First Day Back At School Took Its Toll On This Little Girl

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    Lydia Dean-Melchior
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This post needs no words except... I feel ya little one. I feel ya.

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    #6

    A Touching Moment Between A Scottish Piper And A Traditional African Drummer As They Play Together In Edinburgh. It Was A Beautiful Display Of Humanity But Unfortunately It Sounded Like A Cat Being Kicked Down A Flight Of Wooden Stairs

    A Touching Moment Between A Scottish Piper And A Traditional African Drummer As They Play Together In Edinburgh. It Was A Beautiful Display Of Humanity But Unfortunately It Sounded Like A Cat Being Kicked Down A Flight Of Wooden Stairs

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    Andrew Gibb
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    for those of you that want to hear it: https://www.highlandpiper.scot/afridonia-pipes-and-djembi/

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    Also, contrary to popular belief, Brits don't talk about the weather all the time. Since they are not the most socially confident people and have around 120 days of rainfall a year, there isn't much sense for them to indulge in chit-chat, like "Isn't it rainy?" "Yes, just like yesterday."

    This brings us to a common phrase, saying that Brits are reserved. Which is true. In foreign parts, this tends to translate as "snooty" but in fact, they're just a bit shy, almost apologetic for their presence. In his Notes From a Small Island, Bill Bryson finds that many of their sentences begin “Sorry, but…” So in a city, only beggars, lunatics and tourists speak to other members of the public; in London, you'll be lucky to make eye contact.

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    But for someone who likes to keep for themselves, they sure as heck have a hilarious sense of humor. Which is obvious if you visit r/CasualUK!

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    I'm Glad That Someone Was Able To Help With The Answer

    I'm Glad That Someone Was Able To Help With The Answer

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    #8

    Is This The Most British Photo Ever?

    Is This The Most British Photo Ever?

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    Carrie de Luka
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, yes it is. Also a very popular location for defibrillators now.

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    #9

    You Don’t Choose To Be The Postman, You Become The Postman

    You Don’t Choose To Be The Postman, You Become The Postman

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    #10

    Just Looked Up From My Breakfast To This

    Just Looked Up From My Breakfast To This

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    Susan Green
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You should invite her in for tea and crumpets. Be rude not to.

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    #11

    Its Content Like This That I Tune Into Bbc Breakfast For

    Its Content Like This That I Tune Into Bbc Breakfast For

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    Foxxy (The Original)
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe if all channels showed cute animals first thing in the morning we would all start our day on a happy note.

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    #12

    Imagine Walking Out To Find Your Car In Scaffolding

    Imagine Walking Out To Find Your Car In Scaffolding

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    Zena Marsh
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like your mate. Gold star for effort

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    #13

    “Gran Never Lets Me Have KFC”

    “Gran Never Lets Me Have KFC”

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    #14

    To Whoever Told Me To Leave My Car At The Pub And Take The Bus Home; Turns Out I Was In No Fit State To Drive That Either

    To Whoever Told Me To Leave My Car At The Pub And Take The Bus Home; Turns Out I Was In No Fit State To Drive That Either

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    #15

    Queen Colour Swatches

    Queen Colour Swatches

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    Sue Hazlewood
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love the bright outfits she has been wearing.

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    #16

    Good From You, Royal Mail

    Good From You, Royal Mail

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    #17

    That’s A Wrap, Folks!

    That’s A Wrap, Folks!

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    #18

    Shoutout To Tony Having His Birthday At Legoland Windsor

    Shoutout To Tony Having His Birthday At Legoland Windsor

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    Steve Barnett
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    'Telemachus'? Aged 10 and already in therapy. Oh, and it's perfectly acceptable to be 36 and still love Lego; I'm older and still have mine.

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    #19

    Thank You Kind Vandaliser!

    Thank You Kind Vandaliser!

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    #20

    I Knew Exactly Which House He Meant

    I Knew Exactly Which House He Meant

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    Shika Louis
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Oi, Nick, you got my package, mate?" "How'd you know?" "You're the only grump on this street." "So very true." "So, can I have my package then?" "No."

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    #21

    Time Flies

    Time Flies

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    Let’s All Just Try And Be Decent
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For all the confused Americans out there, the ladies on the right are characters from a soap opera called Eastenders, which is basically bargain basement version of the show Dallas, where people in a fictional part of London are all constantly miserable and suspicious, all sleep with each other's spouses, eat a lot of battered sausage and chips, kill each other in stupid ways, long lost relatives show up, people find out their sister is really their mum, and yell "GET OUT OF MY PUB" whilst dissing each other's outfits. Been on BBC for decades. Hope that helps!!

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    #22

    My Hometown Really Wanted To Put Up A Historical Plaque But Struggled To Find A Noteworthy Event To Celebrate.

    My Hometown Really Wanted To Put Up A Historical Plaque But Struggled To Find A Noteworthy Event To Celebrate.

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    #23

    Nice One Rbs

    Nice One Rbs

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    Brendan
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    During my student days, that would be good news!

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    #24

    Things Have Got A Little Out Of Hand In Pembrokeshire

    Things Have Got A Little Out Of Hand In Pembrokeshire

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    SarahScouse
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wondered what happened to Fred's weather map!

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    #25

    Nhs Proudly Taking Top Answer Here. Also Please Give Blood This Christmas

    Nhs Proudly Taking Top Answer Here. Also Please Give Blood This Christmas

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    #26

    I Don't Believe Him

    I Don't Believe Him

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    Sue Hazlewood
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well that is just insulting to the great Brenda Fricker.

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    #27

    The Perfect Sunday

    The Perfect Sunday

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    #28

    Only In The UK

    Only In The UK

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    #29

    “Where’s The Pride Flag?” “Who Knows, Just Whack Out The Twister Mat”

    “Where’s The Pride Flag?” “Who Knows, Just Whack Out The Twister Mat”

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    #30

    M&s Made My Sandwich Gay

    M&s Made My Sandwich Gay

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    Raven Sheridan
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Explore your sexuality. One sandwich at a time.

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    #31

    My Spanish Mate Has A Paella Pan. Asked To Borrow It And Put It To Good Use Yesterday

    My Spanish Mate Has A Paella Pan. Asked To Borrow It And Put It To Good Use Yesterday

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    #32

    Hard To Believe That 10% Of Global Shipping Goes Through Here

    Hard To Believe That 10% Of Global Shipping Goes Through Here

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    #33

    So This Is What My Mate Woke Up To This Morning

    So This Is What My Mate Woke Up To This Morning

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    #34

    Efficient Poster Design In Bridgnorth Pub

    Efficient Poster Design In Bridgnorth Pub

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    #35

    Bbc Science Magazine Sounds Scarily Similar To My 10 Year Old Cousin

    Bbc Science Magazine Sounds Scarily Similar To My 10 Year Old Cousin

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    Roxy Eastland
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oooh, now I want to know. Except the last one. We know the answer to the last one.

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    #36

    My Friend From Work Is Moving To A New Job So I Made Her A Cake

    My Friend From Work Is Moving To A New Job So I Made Her A Cake

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    qwerty
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have found my spirit cake.

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    #37

    As British As It Gets

    As British As It Gets

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    A
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He should have considered himself lucky that he wasn't sent to the Tower.

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    #38

    How Dad Are You?

    How Dad Are You?

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    #39

    Hell, How Hot Is Her Brew?!

    Hell, How Hot Is Her Brew?!

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    #40

    Maybe Someone Should Check In On Sheffield And Make Sure They’re Ok

    Maybe Someone Should Check In On Sheffield And Make Sure They’re Ok

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    #41

    Well... That's That Problem Solved Then

    Well... That's That Problem Solved Then

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    #42

    A Mosque, Next To A Bong Shop, Next To A Sex Shop, Next To A Polish Supermarket (Reading, Berks)

    A Mosque, Next To A Bong Shop, Next To A Sex Shop, Next To A Polish Supermarket (Reading, Berks)

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    Raven Sheridan
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like Reading's got all the demographics needs covered.

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    #43

    There Are 2 Types Of Texts

    There Are 2 Types Of Texts

    welshie123 Report

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    #44

    Council Finally Telling The Truth On How Long The Roadworks Will Take

    Council Finally Telling The Truth On How Long The Roadworks Will Take

    oanarchia Report

    James016
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's being ambitious. It is a council after all

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    #45

    So I Was Watching Bbc America And This Happened

    So I Was Watching Bbc America And This Happened

    Guygan Report

    #46

    I'd Love To See This Too

    I'd Love To See This Too

    FatFreddysCoat Report

    Solidhog
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    4 workman on a seven mile stretch being watched by 3? When did they start doubling the workforce?

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    #47

    Spotted In Birmingham

    Spotted In Birmingham

    mangetoutrodders Report

    El muerto
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think there are people in Essex that get me

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    #48

    For Real, Can We Talk About How The Lidl Bakery Section Is Way Better Than It Has Any Right To Be

    For Real, Can We Talk About How The Lidl Bakery Section Is Way Better Than It Has Any Right To Be

    thedevilwithout Report

    Roxy Eastland
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It really truly is. I go there just to get the mini pizzas and savoury pastries with things like goats' cheese on. No one else does them, and at those prices.

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    #49

    A Bloke Tucking Into Full English Breakfast On The Tube

    A Bloke Tucking Into Full English Breakfast On The Tube

    VR3X Report

    Shika Louis
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Alright John. Wanna a sausage? Missus wouldn't let me in, so I went to my local for a slap up brekkie!"

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    #50

    Every Time I Visit My Parents House I Find Out They've Got New Cutlery

    Every Time I Visit My Parents House I Find Out They've Got New Cutlery

    Cerpin-Taxt Report

    Nat Hedley
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me and my husband have a teaspoon in our cutlery drawer stamped 'Liverpool Hospital Management Committee'. Neither of us have any idea how it got there. Also, we don't live anywhere near Liverpool or know anyone that does.

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    #51

    With This Sort Of Entertainment Why Wouldn’t You Pay £90 A Month

    With This Sort Of Entertainment Why Wouldn’t You Pay £90 A Month

    kiddsky Report

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    #52

    I Do Love National Rail Social Media

    I Do Love National Rail Social Media

    tudgeo Report

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    #54

    My Kind Of Money

    My Kind Of Money

    beefybailly Report

    #55

    Our Lecturer Is Showing Us A Clip Of Himself On Bbc News Explaining The Topic Instead Of Just Explaining The Topic. I’ve Never Been Flexed On So Hard In My Life

    Our Lecturer Is Showing Us A Clip Of Himself On Bbc News Explaining The Topic Instead Of Just Explaining The Topic. I’ve Never Been Flexed On So Hard In My Life

    RbnAwsm Report

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    #56

    Refilling The One Time Purchased Waitrose Washing Up Liquid With The Classic Aldi Purchase On A Weekly Basis To Maintain A Certain Level Of Grandeur

    Refilling The One Time Purchased Waitrose Washing Up Liquid With The Classic Aldi Purchase On A Weekly Basis To Maintain A Certain Level Of Grandeur

    AppropriateBass6058 Report

    Julie
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Washing up liquid? I was curious to see if this was what folks from the UK called soap...so I googled "What does the UK call soap?"...and my results were "Coronation Street and EastEnders".

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    #57

    Lanarkshire's New Gritter

    Lanarkshire's New Gritter

    john-r Report

    #58

    I'm Not Walking In The Mud So You Don't Have To Let Go Of Your Fella's Hand. He's Not Going To Run Into Traffic Sarah. He's 35

    I'm Not Walking In The Mud So You Don't Have To Let Go Of Your Fella's Hand. He's Not Going To Run Into Traffic Sarah. He's 35

    Frellis_ Report

    Nat Hedley
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like someone's trying to create an opportunity to steal my husband o.0

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    #59

    As An American Living In Britain This Is Both Embarrassing And Hilarious

    As An American Living In Britain This Is Both Embarrassing And Hilarious

    Kingkunta87 Report

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    #60

    Something We Can All Get Behind

    Something We Can All Get Behind

    HitchikersPie Report

    ADHORTATOR
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    France and Britain, worlds best ennemies :-)

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    #61

    I Know I Need To Lose A Bit Of Weight But Delaying My Train Like This Is A Bit Harsh

    I Know I Need To Lose A Bit Of Weight But Delaying My Train Like This Is A Bit Harsh

    ExtraPockets Report

    Samantha PandaNotBored
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It was an elephant moving house. Omg what else do you expect an elephant who wants to move house to do . Fly ?

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    #62

    Don’t Look Back. Just Run

    Don’t Look Back. Just Run

    megatronnin Report

    #63

    You’ve Heard Of Elf On A Shelf, Now It’s Time For

    You’ve Heard Of Elf On A Shelf, Now It’s Time For

    RichMoose1 Report

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    #64

    Girlfriend Is A Cartographer, And In Her Spare Time Makes Extremely Important Data Maps Like This

    Girlfriend Is A Cartographer, And In Her Spare Time Makes Extremely Important Data Maps Like This

    hidingfromthequeen Report

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    #65

    Corona Virus Pandemic? What Can I Wear To Protect Me Whilst I Shop In Tesco?

    Corona Virus Pandemic? What Can I Wear To Protect Me Whilst I Shop In Tesco?

    whoisteebee Report

    #66

    That Things First Match Will Always Be A Treasured Memory

    That Things First Match Will Always Be A Treasured Memory

    Murderhands Report

    Gurnox
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I really wish that would make a come back

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    #67

    Desperate Times, But Not That Desperate

    Desperate Times, But Not That Desperate

    trickedem Report

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    #68

    Should’ve Gone For Two Tables Of Six With Judas At The Bar. Happy Easter!

    Should’ve Gone For Two Tables Of Six With Judas At The Bar. Happy Easter!

    NocturnalMe14 Report

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    #69

    An Entire Pavement In My Village Was Stolen Last Night!

    An Entire Pavement In My Village Was Stolen Last Night!

    Smabacon Report

    Alexandru Bucur
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, that's how it goes. First the garden path, then the pavement for the whole village...

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    #70

    Just Some Everyday Banter To Brighten Up Your Morning

    Just Some Everyday Banter To Brighten Up Your Morning

    British_Steel97 Report

    #71

    Even My Radio Thinks It's A 'Gangsta'

    Even My Radio Thinks It's A 'Gangsta'

    sned_odp Report

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    #72

    I Hope It's Hummus

    I Hope It's Hummus

    MetricSuperstar Report

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    #73

    The Man Sitting In Front Of Me On The Train Is Using A Twix As A Pillow

    The Man Sitting In Front Of Me On The Train Is Using A Twix As A Pillow

    star_man_u Report

    #74

    Is This The Look Of Every Village Hall In The UK?

    Is This The Look Of Every Village Hall In The UK?

    extremesalmon Report

    #75

    Disturbing To See Pringles Being Sold In A Packet Instead Of A Tube

    Disturbing To See Pringles Being Sold In A Packet Instead Of A Tube

    Hyperion1221 Report

    qwerty
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Isn't this the antithesis of Pringles?

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    #76

    Kent Bad

    Kent Bad

    ProfVenios Report

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    #77

    Incredible Optimism. I’ve Never Seen A Branch Of Wh Smith With More Than About 5 People In It

    Incredible Optimism. I’ve Never Seen A Branch Of Wh Smith With More Than About 5 People In It

    InfiniteVanilla Report

    Andrew Gibb
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it is busier now that they also have the Post Office tucked away in there

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    #78

    Lockdown Tasting Menu, Course Four. Sandwich Aux Doigts De Poisson Avec Vingt Petits Pois, Une Frite Solitaire Et Notre Garniture De Fleurs De Haricots. Bon Appétit!

    Lockdown Tasting Menu, Course Four. Sandwich Aux Doigts De Poisson Avec Vingt Petits Pois, Une Frite Solitaire Et Notre Garniture De Fleurs De Haricots. Bon Appétit!

    FecklessFridays Report

    #79

    Otherwise Known As "Making Dinner"

    Otherwise Known As "Making Dinner"

    Connelly90 Report

    Andrew Gibb
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm liking the picture of the flour on his nose and whatever he is making on the kitchen counter instead of a chopping board. All the food shown has reduced stickers on it, so there are some massive savings being made.

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    #80

    Calm Down Bbc It's Monday Morning

    Calm Down Bbc It's Monday Morning

    cheese_without_toast Report

    Love unicorns
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is that speed? Bbc what have you done.......

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    #82

    I’m Now Prepared For Both When I Want To Bake And Then Have A Hot Drink And For When I Want A Hot Drink Before Baking

    I’m Now Prepared For Both When I Want To Bake And Then Have A Hot Drink And For When I Want A Hot Drink Before Baking

    mlopes Report

    #83

    My Other Half Making The Right Choices

    My Other Half Making The Right Choices

    JGrace16 Report

    Lsai Aeon
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm an American who lives with celiacs (wheat, rye, and barley will kill me) I've heard of Gregg's sausage rolls and they sound amazing. Someone please go eat a few for me.

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    #84

    As An American In The UK, I'm Learning All Sorts Of New Words! Today I Discovered That "Queues" Can Also Be Called "Wait Rows!"

    As An American In The UK, I'm Learning All Sorts Of New Words! Today I Discovered That "Queues" Can Also Be Called "Wait Rows!"

    RamsesThePigeon Report

    chi-wei shen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait until you come to Germany. There it is "wait snake".

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    #85

    It's Never To Early For A Pint!

    It's Never To Early For A Pint!

    Clomojo87 Report

    #86

    Ladies And Gentlemen, I Give You The Worlds Worst Person

    Ladies And Gentlemen, I Give You The Worlds Worst Person

    Jorarl Report

    #87

    New Vin Diesel Franchise Coming Soon From Stansted!

    New Vin Diesel Franchise Coming Soon From Stansted!

    Maddiiie Report

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    #88

    My Travels Peaked Last Month

    My Travels Peaked Last Month

    campolar Report

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    #89

    Gotta Love Uni

    Gotta Love Uni

    RbnAwsm Report

    #90

    This Guy Is An Absolute Baller

    This Guy Is An Absolute Baller

    Brownian-Motion Report

    Eduard Korhonen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He'd feel cooler if the fan was actually running

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    #91

    Well That Was A Complete Waste Of A Morning. We Came All The Way To Liverpool Because We Heard Today Was The Day And No Bugger Else Had Shown Up

    Well That Was A Complete Waste Of A Morning. We Came All The Way To Liverpool Because We Heard Today Was The Day And No Bugger Else Had Shown Up

    26326312 Report

    Raven Sheridan
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't worry. They didn't show up at the actual Area 51 either!

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    #92

    My Local Gp Surgery Has Had Enough!

    My Local Gp Surgery Has Had Enough!

    Gingertom Report

    Sue Grigg
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Using a communal telephone during COVID seems like a really bad idea.

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    #93

    When Your Uber Eats Driver Reminds You That Your Area Is Dodgy Politely

    When Your Uber Eats Driver Reminds You That Your Area Is Dodgy Politely

    Kayani_LDN Report

    WilvanderHeijden
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who wants to risk their bike for a few pounds?

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    #94

    Just A Reminder Of What £1100 In Rent Can Get You In London

    Just A Reminder Of What £1100 In Rent Can Get You In London

    queen-doppelpopolis Report

    #95

    Popmaster Shout Outs In A Nutshell.

    Popmaster Shout Outs In A Nutshell.

    BlackPhoenix2890 Report

    Shika Louis
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would like to shout out to Barbara, who STILL HASN'T RETURNED MY LASAGNA TIN!!! It has now been one week, Barbara. I will steal your pavement!!! I WILL...

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    #96

    First Thing I See When I Step Out My Front Door In London

    First Thing I See When I Step Out My Front Door In London

    bluepuddings Report

    Patricio2223
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like someone was having a party and made a lot of whipped cream.

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