30 Times People Showed They Have Lost Touch With Reality

Nowadays, it’s hard not to spend time on the internet. We go online to read the news, keep up with our friends and family members, find entertainment and to understand the latest trends. But if you catch yourself speaking in more meme and TikTok references than coherent sentences, it might be time to log off and get some fresh air.

Being chronically online is a sneaky illness that creeps up on us when we least expect it, but thankfully, there is a cure: spending time offline. Below, Bored Panda has gathered some of the most facepalm worthy posts from folks who could certainly be diagnosed as chronically online to serve as a warning sign that it’s never too late to go outside and touch some grass. Keep reading to find a conversation with Eric Simons of the Chronically Online podcast, and remember to log off social media before this insidious illness gets to you too!

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Chronically Online Suicide

Final score:

326points

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Chihuahua Mama 2 years ago (edited)

I feel like if you "unalive" yourself, you've already cancelled yourself ETA quotations around unalive since it wasn't clear that I was using it as satire and not seriously

63points

Kandice Heiple 2 years ago

God Im so sick of this weird trend of saying "unalive"

17points

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ValdaDeDieu 2 years ago

Death is not the end; suicide not the answer; yet suicide is a way out common to human beings - not one specific culture, people, ethnicity, tribe...

13points

Chihuahua Mama 2 years ago

For the record, yes I used it satirically because BP has been known to censor words like suicide and kill

7points

TheGoodBoi Premium 2 years ago

I just want to say that Chihuahua Mama’s chihuahua is rather…stunning 😏

1point

Jerusalem Cat Syndrome 2 years ago

What? Did you mean, "I feel that if you 'unalive' yourself, you've already cancelled yourself, i.e., the quotations around 'unalive' should have made it clear that I was using it satirically, and not seriously." "ETA" means "estimated time of arrival".

0points

Chris D'Asta 2 years ago

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Katie Lutesinger 2 years ago

I just tainted my search history by looking up the names of characters from Irish Celtic legends who did themselves in, just to prove this moron extra wrong. Anyway, I think it's a pretty safe bet depressed teenagers in, say, modern Japan also sometimes decide to end it all and it's got nothing to do with honour and everything to do with not wanting to be alive. How goddamn insensitive can you get?

34points

- 2 years ago (edited)

In Canada, there's a high rate in Indigenous young people. In India, it's farmers in debt. The poster's an idiot and got called out. Here's one response: https://twitter.com/LovelyMrPitiful/status/1655241909072277504/photo/1

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Caroline Kimber 2 years ago

Hate how they put "depressed" in speech marks! This goes to show that there still needs to be some education around mental health and preventing suicide.

24points

Ken Beattie 2 years ago

Wow, the mental gymnastics involved to come up with that tweet. Just... wow!

12points

Tee Rat 2 years ago

We also appropriated eating, shittìng, and sleeping.

11points

TotallyNOTaFox 2 years ago

Eyupp, that's Twitter... Working out? Alt-Right behaviour! Hiking? Racist towards PoC! Men breathing while sleeping next to their partner? Misogyny! (I wish I would be joking, but those are serious takes on there)

10points

Brock Landers 2 years ago

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SkekVi 2 years ago

lmao suicide is not respectful of the person that's dead. This is horrifically awful. I say this as a survivor of about six attempts. Suicide is not respectful or a 'high note' wtf this woman smoking fr.

7points

Ai 2 years ago

I hope that you are doing good now.

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Nicole 2 years ago

This might be the worst one on here.

5points

Jared Robinson 2 years ago

Nothing is new morons. Everybody has done everything. Vikings had braids without ever meeting a black person as just one example.

4points

Black Rabbit 2 years ago

Worrying about cultural appropriation is the stupidest thing in the world. Must be nice to have all that free time to bïtch about people liking things that others do and adopting it for for themselves.

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According to Oberlo, internet users around the world spend an average of 399.5 minutes every single day online. In South Africa, the average person who uses the internet is online for a whopping 567 minutes per day, while Brazilians with internet access tend to spend 555 minutes each day surfing the web. At over nine hours each day on the internet, I think those people could qualify as “chronically online.”

To learn more about what it means to be chronically online, we reached out to an expert on the topic, Eric Simons, co-host of the Chronically Online podcast. “Chronically online is an insult. It refers to a person who is always online, lacks any real-world interaction, and forms their entire worldview from their phone,” Eric explained.

“You will see it used in a comment section to tell someone they don't have a life. The accused ‘chronically online’ individuals are also often told to ‘touch grass,’” the host continued. “That means go outside and experience the real world. Daniel and I chose the podcast name ‘Chronically Online’ to be tongue-in-cheek, but we fit the description. Overall, the term is negative.”

Touch Grass

Final score:

271points

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Hawkmoon 2 years ago

I am white with brown eyes. It feels good to feel exceptional... for once.

168points

LizzieBoredom 2 years ago (edited)

I'm also white with brown eyes. That makes all 3,621,931,437 of us exceptional.

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Chewie Baron Premium 2 years ago

I’m white with hazel eyes. They sometimes go brown, and sometimes go green as well.

9points

Clown fish 2 years ago

Shush you don't exist s/

9points

ValdaDeDieu 2 years ago (edited)

I know black people with naturally blue eyes and, too - many Caribbean babies are born with dark blue eyes which become a lovely brown; just as their skin color darkens too with age. It all depends on the mix of DNA. Like Trevor Noah says: "Race is an artificial construct." Yet it's only by education and experience that people can know this, especially if race is used as a device to separate people as an advantage to the system or non-deserving oppressor (s).

7points

Pyla 2 years ago

It's extremely common. Whiteness has little to do with eye color.

3points

V33333P 2 years ago

Felt. Same.

3points

Princess Mar-li Cathryn 2 years ago

My mother is black with grey eyes. She gets asked if they're contacts all the time (she wears glasses). Someone at her job even asked if she was some sort of wizard (to be fair, he may have been high at the time). I'm extremely upset with her for not telling him yes.

2points

pfeils wife 2 years ago

same

2points

TheGoodBoi Premium 2 years ago

Yay! I’m white with brown eyes too! My friend tells me it’s because I’m full of s**t :)

1point

MotherofGuineaPigs 2 years ago

We should form a club!

1point

Jaybird3939 2 years ago

Ha! I'm even more exceptional. I have Brown Hair too.

0points

Ashley Lynne 2 years ago

Same lol

0points

MadameMalfoy 2 years ago

brown eyes are so pretty!!!

0points

Brock Landers 2 years ago

Thats your white privilege talking

-2points

arthbach 2 years ago

The anthropologist, Peter Frost, studied eye colour, and hair colour. The norm for humanity is black hair and dark brown eyes. White Europeans (and those with European ancestors) display the greatest range of eye and hair colours. However, even amongst white Europeans, the norm is for brown eyes. http://cogweb.ucla.edu/ep/Frost_06.html

19points

Daniela Lavanza 2 years ago

Indeed. Even though the common brown among Europeans is paler than the dark brown of most people of the world. I guess the author of this weird question has never heard about genetics.

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Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My! 2 years ago

I'm a kind of pinkish/creamish color, with hazel eyes. Bouche is a silver grey tabby with yellow eyes, and Audi is a golden grey tabby with green eyes. The moth Audi is chasing is a pale brownish color, but I've not seen its eyes.

9points

tuzdayschild 2 years ago

My black niece has green eyes.

7points

Steph 2 years ago

My cousin his half Afro-American (is this still a politically correct word? 😳) She has dark skin and blue eyes. It’s a beautiful mix of genes! I am naturally blonde with bland boring grey eyes and got rather dark eyebrows…. We are 25% blood related (same grandparents) and look nothing alike. Funny though: character-wise we are almost clones! 😂😍💕👍🏻

7points

Fay Louise 2 years ago

Love your grey eyes! I do :) mine appear to change from blue-grey to green-grey depending on what I'm wearing and my hair colour/make-up. Grey eyes aren't so common. Dark skin and blue eyes sounds incredibly striking!

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Nosirrow 2 years ago

In Polish, brown eyes are called beer-coloured.

4points

Steph 2 years ago

I Like that! And there are so many different hues… from light gold to amber and deep chestnut ale brown! 😉👍🏻

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Lee Butcher 2 years ago

.Ron, are you ok hun?

3points

AngelWingsYT 2 years ago

Clearly not

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Holy Shimmering Sheeps541t 2 years ago

I have green, brown and grey eyes, apparently they get more green when I'm hung over.

2points

Black Rabbit 2 years ago

Pffft…this guy believes in eyes. Eyes are just a myth by BigGlasses to get people to see stuff and buy their products.

1point

Headless Nathaniel 2 years ago

I have brown eyes and am white too !

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Despite the term not being a compliment, Eric jokingly argues that it probably is one of the least harmful addictions we can have. “Think about it. By the time you tell someone they are chronically on fentanyl, they’re a goner,” he told Bored Panda. “But to be serious, being chronically online is unhealthy. You can fall behind in school or at work when you are glued to the screen. It can also affect your physical health when you trade exercising for arguing with people in the comments sections of cat videos.”

“A psychologist will have to tell you what living in a bubble of algorithm-tuned content does to the brain,” Eric continued. “Nothing good, I bet. But hey, back in the old days, people were outside all the time and would get kicked by horses. So I ask you, which is healthier: too much internet or a horse kick?”

This Woman Who Thinks The Sky Is A Tiktok Background

Final score:

259points

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Panda Boi 2 years ago

*not available in the UK.

27points

Robert T 2 years ago

Clouds we have plenty of. It is the blue bit we are lacking!

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Lynzi Lou 2 years ago

That blue bit is available once a year for 15 minutes at somepoint during the months of July to September, if you do get to see it then you're in the lucky minority, if you miss it then there's always next year.

2points

Poison Ivy/Boo 2 years ago

Was thinking of that myself 🤣

0points

CurlyCucumber 2 years ago

Like one kid said in the zoo: Mommy,those seals are 3D,like in my video game...

8points

Katie Lutesinger 2 years ago

Mind = blown

3points

Anne Jones 2 years ago

What’s a sky? .. asked a lot of gamers….

2points

Ziggyc 2 years ago

Far out ,what has happened to society

2points

Black Rabbit 2 years ago

If only there was a way to experience that for herself..

1point

Mike Fitzpatrick 2 years ago

Outside?! Where is this place you speak of?

1point

Bob Brooce 2 years ago

I promise somebody has added that sort of background by using something like this: https://www.gettyimages.com/detail/photo/clouds-on-sky-royalty-free-image/184103864

1point

Pride Bean️‍ 2 years ago

Someone's been on too much TikTok

1point

Red Wyvern Emperor 2 years ago

Try going out and tilt the camera upwards. XD

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Eric also says he believes the younger generations are more prone to being chronically online, but that doesn’t necessarily mean society will be worse off. “Some individuals may be more prone to develop internet addiction that negatively affects their lives, but overall, the younger generations will be able to reach a stable level of internet usage,” the host says. “They will adapt. We are already adapting.”

And if you’re looking for a cure for “chronic online-itis,” Eric says he knows just the thing. “Find a hobby that does two things. First, it gets you out of the house. Second, it involves interacting with other people. For Dan and I, that hobby is stand up comedy,” he shared with Bored Panda. “We are out there on stage facing the real world every night. The joy of landing jokes and the pain of bombing are as real as real life gets. And the comedy community? Our local scene is top-notch. It's a supportive, diverse circle that adds much needed perspectives to my world view.”

It Was All A Conspiracy To Make Gamers Touch Grass

Final score:

248points

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Ken Beattie 2 years ago

No conspiracy here, this is just a humorous comment about Overwatch 2 which is apparently the most blatant money grab (coupled with a buggy game) that Acti/Blizzard have put out. Currently rated about 10% on Steam. *OOF!*

70points

Monday 2 years ago

I ran across a listing for it a couple days ago and it was rated about 12%....good to see it's still dropping!

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Royal Stray 2 years ago (edited)

It's terrible, they removed OW 1 that people paid money for to replace it with "free" OW 2, where you have to pay for a battle pass to be able to get anything that isn't absolute base game. The gameplay, activities, and maps also got a downgrade

3points

Astrius 2 years ago

Yeah, I’m an Overwatch fan and I still play ow2 and it is still fun, but holy s**t I can confirm everything IS being ruined by Activision/Blizzard. Just look how they broke their promise of a wonderful pve game mode with upgrades and instead made us pay 10 bucks for 2 hours of content.

2points

Travis Hoff 2 years ago

Merging with Activision has ruined Blizzard.

2points

VonBlade 2 years ago

*2nd Most. Diablo Immortal ($100000 for realses to max a character) will never be beaten.

1point

Nicole 2 years ago

This is nice I hope they stayed in touch.

12points

Grace Smith 2 years ago

Aaww!!

5points

Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My! 2 years ago

This is actually heartwarming.

3points

TheGoodBoi Premium 2 years ago

Kevin is awesome!

0points

Ben 2 years ago (edited)

I wonder if this was a guy or girl. He or She has a thing for Kevo.

0points

CJay M 2 years ago

It’s called called a ‘friend’. Crazy concept

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“The more community-based your hobby the better,” Eric added. “I see rock-climbing and hiking have strong communities. They have the added bonus of being great for physical health. For me personally, as an internet addict with an itch to create my own viral videos, I found enriching connections in filmmaking circles.”

“For getting a diversified perspective on the world, volunteering can really help, because you meet a wide range of people from different backgrounds and with varied personalities,” the host continued. “Starting a local group to pick up litter at a park or nature preserve in your area is my go-to volunteering suggestion. The planet will thank you too.”

And if you’d like to hear more from Eric about what it means to be chronically online, he urges readers to let him and Dan be “your chronically online friends who keep you updated on internet trends.” You can find their podcast right here!

Vegan Lions

Final score:

185points

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Chihuahua Mama 2 years ago

The person who said this should go tell lions this directly

252points

Katie Lutesinger 2 years ago

I bet they'd all love to meat him/her.

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Stygtand Premium 2 years ago

They should go over to it. Rip the meat out of its mouth, then stare it in the eyes while pointing a finger and saying bad kitty bad!! I would pay to see that

24points

Clown fish 2 years ago

I'll bring popcorn to watch the show lol

11points

SkyBlueandBlack 2 years ago (edited)

Jehovah's Witness. No, really -- years ago, when I was still attempting to be polite, I had one at my door telling me how God intended for all His creations to live in peace together. I asked him what lions are supposed to eat then, and he insisted they only ate other animals because they watched humans do it. Wish I'd thought to ask him who created plants, since it obviously couldn't be his imaginary friend whose creations don't eat each other.

7points

ADDee 2 years ago

With a bowl of salad as a gift 😁

6points

Pyla 2 years ago

preferably covered in gravy.

3points

MyMindWanders 2 years ago

Armed only with persuasiveness.

2points

ValdaDeDieu 2 years ago

Stopping by HELL on the way first.

2points

Rae Ramirez 2 years ago

Vegan sacrifice!!!

0points

Cindy Brick 2 years ago

After coating herself with ketchup!

0points

Phyllis Panda 2 years ago

Yes. Set the lions straight.

0points

The Darkest Timeline 2 years ago

Hey; can we talk?

0points

Tee Rat 2 years ago

I guarantee, by the look in their eyes, this person has been baked, boiled, and fried.

0points

Darshan Kumar 2 years ago (edited)

she is right, lions should follow a vegan diet .. as in .. eat vegans

27points

Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My! 2 years ago

Are they free-range vegans?

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Ken Beattie 2 years ago

At least this one is a person complaining about the video they saw. I assume the girl in the shot doesn't actually believe it...

15points

Hawkmoon 2 years ago

Don't ever, ever, ever give a cat or a dog to this person!

11points

Ken Beattie 2 years ago

I'm not vegan and I certainly don't treat my dogs as such, but they are omnivores and they love (some) vegetables. Carrots especially make them happy. Cats not so much.

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Brock Landers 2 years ago

I agree lions should take up a vegan diet. Eat 3 vegans a day lions, please.

5points

Kira Okah 2 years ago

Given that I have seen people unironically believe that all animals were living in harmony as vegans until humans taught predators how to eat meat...

5points

Zedrapazia 2 years ago

That Vegan Teacher is the cause of this belief. Mind you, she also believes all animals bred for consumption will "vanish" if we would just stop eating them.

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Ed sheran away 2 years ago

try to convince the lion bro

3points

Eva 2 years ago

That tiny microscopic flame of hope for humanity just vanished to a fûcking hurricane

2points

Zoey Rayne 2 years ago

The factory farming industry absolutely needs to be more humane, but I feel like these anti-food chain vegans are one step away from becoming the kind of loons who decide they are plants and can survive solely on water and sunlight.

1point

Fay Louise 2 years ago

I think we should push them there and let the problem take care of itself. (Totally agree re factory farming though, just to be clear.)

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Rico Mendez 2 years ago

I don't like how these animals are killing and eating each other like that. They should have the decency to go to the store and buy food just like us!

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Chronically Online Vampire Girl

Final score:

183points

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Lakota Wolf 2 years ago (edited)

I mean, I’m also sick of mortals… I just know I’m one of them too XD

150points

Chris D'Asta 2 years ago

Hell, I'm sick of mortals, gods and fictitious creatures at this point. Someone please tell the OP about Porphyria. Oh, and that she does not sparkle.

19points

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ValdaDeDieu 2 years ago

"Vamphobic"? What next "Werewolfphobia"?

17points

Ruth Harper 2 years ago

Yup. I'm definitely one of the annoying, frustrating, has issues humans. Forget humans, including myself, give me cats and dogs.

3points

R Dennis 2 years ago

Your name and avatar say otherwise... I'm not falling for it!

2points

TheGoodBoi Premium 2 years ago

LOL yeah you are! (Shhhh not so loud you’ll give us away)

0points

Ken Beattie 2 years ago

She's lucky they didn't just run with an Assault charge. I'm ok with people wanting to do their own thing (being furries for example). I might privately think it's weird but you do you. Until it starts harming other people. And before anyone asks, NO, a "vamphobic slur" doesn't justify her in biting someone.

35points

Sinister Murder 2 years ago

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Ken Beattie 2 years ago

Assuming that's her in the photo she's old enough to know *not* to bite someone. I don't care whether she's confused and doing stupid things but most people learn you don't bite by the time they're in kindergarten.

18points

Tee Rat 2 years ago

Should have beat her with a mirror, she would have never seen it coming.

33points

Fay Louise 2 years ago

Why do you not have more upvotes???

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arthbach 2 years ago

I read that as 'I'm so effing sick of morals.' It seems appropriate.

28points

Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My! 2 years ago

So did I

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Nick (He/Him) 2 years ago

does it not say that?

1point

No Clue 2 years ago

Same

0points

TotallyNOTaFox 2 years ago (edited)

There are worse things than tetanus that can happen from a human bite, our mouth biome is surprisingly dangerous for others

28points

Historyharlot93 Premium 2 years ago

She probably had to get a tetanus shot, which I’m assuming she did because Vampira broke the skin with her bite. I’d sue for assault too, if someone did that to my kid, and I’m not a lawyer.

11points

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JuJu 2 years ago

I want to know that slur, because my mind can't process vamphobic.

14points

Tamra 2 years ago

Seriously, me too. What the hell would be considered a "vamphobic slur"...fangbanger?

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BP discovers obvious satire

5points

Brock Landers 2 years ago

Is it? Some people identify as trees. CNN just put our an article about "neopronouns" including things like "leaf" too. This is sadly reality now.

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Illicit 2 years ago

Vamphobic! lol

2points

Greg Baughman 2 years ago

I think it's more scary that this person *actually* believes they're a vampire....

2points

Fay Louise 2 years ago

A human bite is not likely to give you tetanus. Tetanus tends to come from puncture wounds (narrow opening and deep), typically from stepping on a rusty nail or something with a similar environment for the tetanus bacteria to grow. LOTS of nasties from a human bite that breaks the skin but tetanus really ain't your main concern.

2points

Adira Bennett 2 years ago

That was my thought also. Humam mouth doesn't seem like a place tetanus would flourish

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While being chronically online is usually nothing to worry about, and is of course, not something that a doctor would actually diagnose, there are a few signs to look out for to remind yourself that it might be time to log off for a while. According to Katie Rees at Make Use Of, spending too much time on the internet might start to become a problem if you’re skipping appointments or events to spend more time online, being sedentary for hours at a time on the internet, prioritizing your online life over staying fueled and hydrated, losing touch with friends and family members in real life, or if you know more about online culture than real world events.

Some of the ways you can combat becoming too chronically online are by using distraction-blocking apps on your devices, keeping a solid schedule to avoid becoming bored and scrolling online, limiting or deleting your social media accounts, turning off notifications for non-essential apps, making regular plans with your friends and family members and finding interests and hobbies to pursue that don’t involve being online.

The Twitter Immigration Is Real!

Final score:

166points

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LizzieBoredom 2 years ago

I have many followers, but they always seem to have a flashing light on the roof of their car.

16points

Red Lotus 🪷 2 years ago

Why doesn't this have more upvotes 😆

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Kati 2 years ago

i’ve seen this post out in the wild, OP was joking

3points

oddly_informed_raven 2 years ago

ah tumblr, never change

2points

Sara Wilson 2 years ago

So, I don't really do social media. But dude wants to see how many followers everyone else has, so he can base his own self worth off it?

1point

Zoe Vokes 2 years ago

Seems like it. He’s “better” than those with lower follower counts. And probably tries to win any argument with, “what do you know? You only have xx followers. I have xxx.”

2points

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venintherogue 2 years ago

bro has no idea how tumblr works lmao

1point

Julie S Premium 2 years ago

BP does have a points system that no one seems to understand!

1point

Zedrapazia 2 years ago

What platform is this? mastodon?

1point

Lesbian Sloth (she/her) 2 years ago

Tumblr

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AzzyIsHere 2 years ago

Ah, tumblr. The little hellsite I call home.

0points

sara fulmer 2 years ago

When I first signed up BP would email me all the times people 'liked' my comments but I got tired of how popular I was and turned it off. THAT'S RIGHT! I just VOLUNTARILY ENTERED MYSELF into this horrible people list 🙃

0points

Kati 2 years ago

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Wtf

Final score:

148points

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Chihuahua Mama 2 years ago

New level of low unlocked: wanting to steal from a homeless person

221points

Chris D'Asta 2 years ago

Where are these people who believe that the homeless might be millionaires in disguise?

41points

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Kat Lyle 2 years ago

sadly, this is not a new thing...

6points

David Henry 2 years ago (edited)

That they only gave to because you thought a larger return would immediately present itself.

3points

Jerusalem Cat Syndrome 2 years ago

I thought the low would be only giving it to them in order to make money.

0points

Ken Beattie 2 years ago

*confused look* What the heck is she talking about?

27points

Monday 2 years ago

I recognize the language as English but the words....the combination....I am lost.

37points

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Lucille 2 2 years ago

Some people pretend to be homeless panhandlers on social media, and when someone shows true generosity, they reveal themselves and give the person a stack of cash for being so generous to those in need. OP here doesn’t realize that the point of giving to others is to help and be kind, not because you might get a fat stack of cash out of it 😅

11points

PattonPawter 2 years ago

the person probably thought the homeless dude was a rich guy in disguise doing a morality test (I.e give them money and they’ll reward you).

7points

Rob Chapman 2 years ago

I'm sick to my stomach after reading that.

24points

Chris D'Asta 2 years ago

This person disgusts me.

15points

Ziggyc 2 years ago

This is disgusting

14points

Moosy Girl 2 years ago

It’s a new social experiment and you failed, you have to give 50 bucks now! So go back and try again!

12points

Janner Wingfeather 2 years ago

Please be a joke please be a joke please be a joke…

10points

TheDag 2 years ago (edited)

Oh hello new low, we had recording charity for kudos and now we have donating to charity hoping its a social experiment so we can get something back for the charity because kudos ain't cutting it XD FML

7points

WoodChuckCouldChuck 2 years ago

That’s your $20 fine for using the word “literally”

4points

Ed sheran away 2 years ago

the world we living is..

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Blue Checks Need To Touch Grass

Final score:

147points

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Tobias Reaper 2 years ago

i bet he used this as a defence in court

55points

cyclonick295 2 years ago

...but I'm gay? And not sexually attracted to female family members or female friends. I'm a freak of nature and I'd love to continue living in this "fairytale world" 🤪

43points

Pandora 2 years ago

Pride is the best

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Tee Rat 2 years ago

Then you're doing it wrong according to their logic.

0points

African Dad 2 years ago

All male relationships are sexu....

-1point

Ripley 2 years ago

JFC, I hope he never has any daughters . . . (or any children at all. This is a gene pool that is too shallow for words).

27points

Katie Lutesinger 2 years ago

I'm an aro ace woman and one of my friends is an aro ace man. For some strange reason the relationship has remained platonic.

23points

Mermeow Overlord (they/them) 2 years ago (edited)

One of you is clearly trans and you just don't know it yet. /s

1point

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Nicole 2 years ago

Twitter is full of stupid inflammatory statements more than ever now because people want to up their engagement and make money. I’m not even sure people believe half of what they post or if they just want lots of angry replies.

14points

JoyfulZebra 2 years ago

So... does that include sons and mothers or??

12points

Wheelchair athlete 2 years ago

Gays, lesbians, and asexuals *visibly confused*

5points

Pigeon (they/them) 2 years ago

People who are not men or women *also visibly confused*

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Reenzy Bennington 2 years ago

I know what he means but when you think about it... Every relationship between men and women is a relationship between two sexes. Yes, I'm bored. Can my shift be over.

2points

Zoey Rayne 2 years ago

Incest aside, has Aldo heard of asexual people?

2points

becck 2 years ago

I’m sure he thinks they just haven’t tried to f*ck the right person yet 🙃

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Cecile Visscher 2 years ago

My dad and brothers disagree and so do I

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One of the reasons why slipping into being chronically online is so easy is because there’s always something new to see online. We have unlimited access to news, and there are constantly new posts being shared on social media and fresh YouTube videos to watch. We naturally want to keep up with the trends, share the latest hilarious memes and keep in constant contact with our friends. But when prioritizing internet culture starts to impact our real lives, it’s important to remind ourselves why we need some time offline every now and then too. Logging off every now and then can be a nice reset to remind ourselves that what’s happening online isn’t always real. “Girl dinner” is just eating food, and your relationship doesn’t have to be chronicled on Instagram and TikTok to be valid.

#10

This Person Who Made A Sweeping Generalization About Men Who Don't Like Cats

Final score:

136points

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Zedrapazia 2 years ago

Plot twist: He IS a cat.

117points

$fracarr avatar$

François Carré 2 years ago

Most cats don't like cats though. I even used to have a cat who didn't like animals in general.

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The Original Bruno 2 years ago

Cats ARE very good at controlling a lot of women.

3points

Lexekon 2 years ago

My cat says this a lot too.... HMMMMM

3points

Johane Roberts 2 years ago

A cat would NEVER admit to liking it's fellow cats.

3points

Midwest Mike 2 years ago

Tell him I say Psh PSh Psh

1point

Kristal 2 years ago

There actually is a saying about people that don't like cats (excluding people allergic to them) is because they cannot be controlled easily, they aren't a puppet and are independent. From the people I know who didn't like cats, there could be a link but I also know a narcissist that liked cats. I disagree about making it a gender thing though.

19points

PeepPeep the duck 2 years ago (edited)

I always say, it’s because you have to earn a cats love and respect. I like both animals but I’d say I’m a cat person more, I can’t handle the clingy ‘always happy to see me’ , in your face kinda thing though with dogs (and kids 😂) so I don’t have.

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Remi (He/Him) 2 years ago

There are of course also people who don't like cats because they're sometimes bitey and scratchy and it scares them. But that's more on the phobia side of things. Doesn't apply to me, but my cousin is not comfortable with either cats or dogs because of it.

3points

sassawrasse 2 years ago

I don't like cats because they barf and scream and are tiny and too warm. Like infants.

0points

Michael Largey 2 years ago

Who are the men (and women) who actually can control cats? And why aren't they running the UN?

7points

LooseSeal's $10 Banana 2 years ago

My main reason for not wanting a house cat is the poop box. Does she poop in a box that I'm required to clean? Because if so, she's got a point.

5points

cerinamroth 2 years ago

Do you like to control women, or women who are controlling? There is just so much to unpick here.

4points

Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My! 2 years ago

Some soft can-openers are more equal than others.

2points

Metalhead Turtle 🇺🇦 2 years ago

Bouche and Audi would probably hate me. I'm allergic to cats, but as I've gotten older, I've learned that I CAN be around them, but not to touch my face or ears without washing my hands. I love cats, just not in the position to have more than one. I say more than one because I've heard getting 2 is a good idea.

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Tobias Reaper 2 years ago

the logic here is sound people who dont like salt, boxes, crabs, tissues wood are all red flags

2points

Astrius 2 years ago

Liked by creator. Don’t know who that is, but glad someone on TikTok has a sense of humor.

1point

Eva 2 years ago

Bro what-

1point

WoodChuckCouldChuck 2 years ago

I have a wife and I have two cats. I can’t control any of them, and I love them all.

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#11

Stop Touching Grass

Final score:

121points

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JB 2 years ago

Must have been the height of the pandemic lockdowns!

38points

Chris D'Asta 2 years ago

Can we go back? Please?

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David Henry 2 years ago

That moment Tindr worries you've gone to become one with the virus.

1point

Jerusalem Cat Syndrome 2 years ago

The date on the Tinder post is 08 May 2023, so it seems unlikely. Also, that wouldn't really fit the list topic.

0points

Lexekon 2 years ago

In my case, particularly with my issues with sunlight and allergies, being outdoors is effectively a cry for help.

5points

Jaya 2 years ago

"Liking outdoors/hiking is a mental ilness" - teens who hate nature but are forced by their parents to join them on really long hikes.

3points

Kristie French 2 years ago

Wait, wait, wait. Tinder has a thing that suggests what you say? (I’ve married to the same guy for the last 23 years, so never used it). That’s the most online dating thing I’ve ever heard! Bwahahaha!

2points

David Henry 2 years ago

"You're not hiding away in bed surrounded by cereal bowls and pizza boxes. This outside s**t ain't you, fam!"

1point

Reenzy Bennington 2 years ago

Well, I mean, if your Tinder match is stalking you and currently standing outside your window, this message might scare them off your property? :D

1point

Chris D'Asta 2 years ago

They hate Teddy Roosevelt and the national parks system.

1point

your local 1D10T 2 years ago

lol

0points

TheGoodBoi Premium 2 years ago

Outdoors is overrated. Now the bed, the bed with some BP, that is some good stuff…(joking but not joking)

0points

sara fulmer 2 years ago

Maybe they have a fit bit and they got off the couch for a change

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#12

This Can't Be Real

Final score:

120points

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Chihuahua Mama 2 years ago

"How dare you feel some happiness?!" /s

177points

XanthippeⓐWulf🇨🇦️️🇬🇧 2 years ago

Yeah! Knock it off with all that joy. /s

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Zoe Vokes 2 years ago

Seems weird to say that you’re happy on Twitter. There always seems to be somebody ready to say, “I’ll see about that. How dare this person that I’ve never met be happy?”

4points

John’s Girl 2 years ago

RIGHT?!?!? J. C.!!! I’m feelin’ you, Chihuahua Mama. 🤦‍♀️🤷🏼‍♀️ what are we supposed to do with these folks?

0points

Jerusalem Cat Syndrome 2 years ago

"Mentally well" is not the same as "happiness", but rather "sane". The person who replied is suggesting that the OP can't possibly be feeling sane while the stated conditions exist.

0points

James016 2 years ago

Plot twist: She is not american

36points

Yo-kai Pro 2 years ago

I've heard of those "not Americans". Unbelievable right?

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Michal Dolyniuk 2 years ago

Maybe she is happy because she don't read news? I always feel better when I don't read them for a while

27points

Red Lotus 🪷 2 years ago

Same! Whenever I feel that I'm getting mentally overwhelmed, I only read news about weather and avoid anything that I *know* will annoy me.

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Grace Smith 2 years ago

What? Someone experiencing happiness and well being? HOW DARE

17points

Toujin C'Thlu 2 years ago

So, we can't be happy just because bad things are happening now?

9points

Remi (He/Him) 2 years ago

So we should never be happy again, because there's always something bad happening in the world. Good to know 😄

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Chris D'Asta 2 years ago

Zach de la Rocha chooses his hills to die on. It's a conscious thing. Try to feel happy when you get the opportunity. Rage against injustice when you feel strong enough.

5points

Owen Premium 2 years ago

What I read from his reply: 'I am edgy and have ANGST and everyone should have angst like me.'

5points

Lynzi Lou 2 years ago

Wow, how dare you not feel depressed today.

4points

Anarch Duke 2 years ago

Perhaps they are one of the dozens of people around the globe that aren't American?

3points

Binky Melnik 2 years ago (edited)

Poor thing can’t even celebrate feeling good for a change without some 🫏🕳️ trying to take it all away. This is why we shouldn’t post EVERYTHING on social media, as some people will wanna twist it, wreck it, invalidate it, or all those things at once. 😕

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Spending time off of the internet can also be a great way to boost your creativity. When we’re bombarded with memes, social media posts and news headlines, we don’t have to think. We can just absorb endless amounts of information. But when we stop and spend some time with our thoughts, we might be inspired to create something new. If we actually allow ourselves to become bored for a moment, we might have some original thoughts for once. Without seeing the views and thoughts of influencers, you might have a fresh perspective on life.

#13

This Is So Chronically Online

Final score:

117points

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JB 2 years ago (edited)

Hmm, easier to know who has a large supply of expensive AV equipment laying around and you can even case the joint remotely!

167points

TheGoodBoi Premium 2 years ago

*takes notes* mmhmm mmhmm what else?

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Jrog 2 years ago (edited)

Holy f**k guys, it was a satirical prank website from a local visual artist. Get a grip and, as Abraham Lincoln said, "Don't believe everything you read on the Internet!" https://www.sfgate.com/sf-culture/article/Blue-Check-Homes-SF-artist-prank-verified-Twitter-15918854.php

50points

funkybluegirl 2 years ago

Thank you!

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CherryCreamCaramel 2 years ago

I am so, so, SO, happy to read your comment. Thank you

1point

Catlady6000 2 years ago

I thought it was George Washington who said that?

0points

Little but Fierce 2 years ago

This is fake/hoax.

14points

Sum Guy 2 years ago

Or if you pay $8 a month

7points

C .Hunger 2 years ago

This is an article from "The Onion" right?

3points

funkybluegirl 2 years ago

This has to be satire.

2points

Amy T 2 years ago

Has to be a joke

1point

John’s Girl 2 years ago

Why in “THE HELL” would I actually want people to know such a thing of me? UGG!🤦‍♀️😳

0points

Brainmas 2 years ago

Ah yes, the "rob me" sign.

0points

David Henry 2 years ago

What settings do they use to hide it?

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#14

Hey Guys Don’t Go To The Beach Or You’re Promoting Global Warming😡😡

Final score:

116points

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Lakota Wolf 2 years ago

I’ve lived in a beach town my whole life. Guess I’m promoting/celebrating global warming.

102points

Eastendbird 2 years ago

You monster!

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WindySwede 2 years ago

and promoting 'Big Ocean', don't be Tide to it.. Shellfish for Shore.. /S (just some puns 🙃)

13points

Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My! 2 years ago

Bouche and Audi wanted me to warn you to stay away from the WET, although they think the giant litterbox sounds great.

5points

ThatCapybara 2 years ago

Cool new prof. pic

3points

Lexekon 2 years ago

That sounds unrelated to the OP's rant. I have the impression it is the enthusiastic beach goers that more fit here, like the spring break crowd often seen on beaches. (infamous for leaving a mess behind them, not simply enjoying the aesthetic)

2points

◦•●◉ 𝒮𝒽𝓎 𝒟𝓇𝒶𝑔𝑜𝓃 (𝓈𝒽𝑒/𝒽𝑒𝓇) ◉● 2 years ago

AAAAHHHHH! BAD WOLF! BAD WOLF!

1point

Cloakred_Is_Bored 2 years ago

Meaning, we must cancel Ocean State Joblot

1point

Beff Jezos 2 years ago

I should take you to court you monster!

0points

greasy jungle 2 years ago

Sounds made up.

0points

TheGoodBoi Premium 2 years ago

Lakota “ Come with me, and you’ll beee in a world of-“…Yeah deathly heat and wind that might as well be dragon’s breath

0points

Maria B 2 years ago

Me too! Thank you, I was so ashamed... :P

0points

Blue Bunny of Happiness 2 years ago

How do you sleep at night?!!! With the aid of a warm sea breeze presumably…

0points

Mermeow Overlord (they/them) 2 years ago

And fetishizing summer too.

0points

Ken Beattie 2 years ago

How the heck do you do enough mental gymnastics to work misogyny and consumerism into a rant about climate problems? I mean it's bad enough they're ripping on people who are just happy to see summer come back around to start, but then to add that in?

19points

Scented Candle 2 years ago

“Brands use” hot girl summer” to promote bikinis and swimwear and also diet culture to women and that’s misogynist and consumerist” when women are just trying to feel good about themselves in a bikini in summer

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Grace Smith 2 years ago

I cannot with Tik Tak children

10points

Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My! 2 years ago

Tic Tacs are a one and a half calorie breath mint/candy that comes in a neat little dispenser box. Many of them are quite nice.

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tuzdayschild 2 years ago

Ignorance: We can eliminate it in our lifetime. For just $19 month I can buy noise cancelling headphones and a small house in Alaska and never have to deal with this nonsense again.

7points

Sum Guy 2 years ago

I like living in a 3rd world country with a bit of 1st world amenities like South Africa, You can still enjoy all the world enjoys but you don't have to deal with people like this

3points

Rob Chapman 2 years ago

The initial snap (or whatever that is) made me roll my eyes. The reply gave me diarrhea

3points

Kristie French 2 years ago

Enjoying summer is misogynistic? How does that work? I have so many questions. 🤔🫤

2points

Serenity Now! 2 years ago

So...we should stop enjoying what we have left on this earth???

2points

Robert T 2 years ago

Summer? We had a week at the start of June that was quite nice. Does that count?

2points

Ken_Jane 2 years ago

Jesus

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#15

Oh My Godddd

Final score:

112points

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Eastendbird 2 years ago

*me spending 10 minutes wondering what being gay has to do with multilevel marketing*

419points

LooseSeal's $10 Banana 2 years ago

Well you see, much like a pyramid, there's a top and a bottom.

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Monday 2 years ago

I am so glad I'm not the only one...

45points

Mermeow Overlord (they/them) 2 years ago

I am normally confused the other way around.

6points

Niki A 2 years ago

I did too, TBH.

4points

funkybluegirl 2 years ago

Thank you! I thought it was just me.

1point

Sinister Murder 2 years ago

Because ancestorwise gays are at the top of the piramid. All evolution has worked to create this endresult.

1point

John’s Girl 2 years ago

🤣🤣🤣KILLING me, brother/sister!! Just KILLING! 🤣🤣🤣😉😉😉

0points

Jerusalem Cat Syndrome 2 years ago

Me spending three seconds looking up the connection between "homosexual" and "MLM" ("men loving men"). And several more wondering what happened to quotation marks and why one would replace them with asterisks.

0points

JP Purves 2 years ago

My thought exactly.

0points

The Original Bruno 2 years ago

Same thing happens to you.

0points

Aroace tiger (she/they/he) 2 years ago

It can also be men loving men (so gay, bi, pan, ect men)

0points

Chris D'Asta 2 years ago

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Ken Beattie 2 years ago

So we've gone past the point where everyone is free to label themselves as they see fit and now we need to correctly label ourselves as some arbitrary judge decides? This is why people are getting frustrating with modern culture.

32points

Liam Walsh 2 years ago

I confess I preferred the days when we were all striving to get rid of labels as they were seen as limiting, though I honestly don't mine if people do want to label themselves. Live and let live seems to be such a problem for far too many people.

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Disgruntled Pelican 2 years ago

The good news is that random people posting idiocy, like this, is not representative of society as a whole. So, no, “we” have not stopped being free to label ourselves as we see fit. This person is just stupid.

0points

Linden 2 years ago

There's plenty of people who do support self-determination of identity and choosing their own labels (or no labels), including in the queer community. This sort of attempt to tell people how to do that is not the standard. You never know how old people are online, they may be very young and still learning.

0points

Chihuahua Mama 2 years ago

I'm assuming mlm means "man likes men" or something like that but at first I read it as "multilevel marketing" and was confused what pyramid schemes had to do with it

20points

Ken Beattie 2 years ago

I thought it was the sound a cat makes drinking milk.

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Aroace tiger (she/they/he) 2 years ago

The majority of queer people don't claim people like this

13points

Sum Guy 2 years ago

Wait, people are telling other people what they can be and what they can't be???

11points

Daya Meyer 2 years ago

Since when ist the Term homosexual outdated? It is more neutral as mlm because there is no gender in it. And If I would like to refer to myself as a cheescake being it would be okay. That is my thing alone, isn't it?

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Eva 2 years ago

Guys I am Multi Level Marketing

7points

Maria B 2 years ago

Keep it up!

0points

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Red PANda (she/they) 2 years ago

I—wha—it-it’s just a more scientific term! Living offended by every little thing like this is not a good way to live. You either accept it, ignore it, or laugh at it, and then move on in your day.

5points

Cloakred_Is_Bored 2 years ago

Yes, please use the term unstraight 🙏

3points

Marinasongs1432 2 years ago

360 degree angle

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devotedtodreams 2 years ago

How in the world is this offensive?! I hope I won't be alive anymore if the world gets to a point where no one knows what to call anything anymore... >.<

3points

Carbonel 2 years ago

I think we’re already there.

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Casey McAlister 2 years ago

If "heterosexual" isn't offensive, "homosexual" shouldn't be either.

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Spending less time online might also translate to having more time for things you enjoy. You can prepare a fresh, home cooked meal for your family and spend hours chatting outside while your phone is perfectly fine without you. You can be more present in conversations when you’re not distracted with notifications, and you might finally be able to finish that project you started months ago that you “never have time” for. Logging off might also make you feel less stressed. We tend to compare ourselves to others when we spend too much time on social media, but when we take a break and really allow ourselves to be present in real life, we’re reminded that things like virtual likes and Instagram followers really mean nothing.

#16

Touching Grass Makes You A Fascist

Final score:

110points

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JB 2 years ago

While it's true the Hitler Youth had a strong emphasis on physical fitness and keeping those Aryan bodies toned, the Soviet Communists also liked to encourage physical activity on collective farms. I think it's obvious, then, that the real enemy is exercise!

34points

Sue User 2 years ago

I think ive done enough internet for today. I would say i am going outside to touch grass but might be accused of being white supremist. And its 2:30 in the morning.

25points

TheGoodBoi Premium 2 years ago

If you have some lush green grass please go touch it..:it hasn’t rained in 2 months where I am and I long for some flowing green grass :,)

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Chihuahua Mama 2 years ago

No, it makes you a grascist

20points

Phyllis Panda 2 years ago (edited)

Donata. (sp?)

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Chris D'Asta 2 years ago (edited)

Yes, naturally growing groundcover is definitely fascist in nature. Of course it is. Facts. Did you know that Benito Mussolini was the first fascist to plant one blade of grass on the seven hills of Rome? Now we have lawns. They did not exist before that day. Lawn mowers are disestablishment devices. Bring one to the next anti-Trump rally. Strapped, blade out, to your chest. Go forth and dismember.

12points

- 2 years ago

Am I a sick [f-word] for laughing? 😂😂😂

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2 years ago

0points

David Leick 2 years ago

The movie Dead Alive was both a documentary and a warning.

0points

Jaya 2 years ago

Am I the only one who's never heard of the expression 'touch grass' before today?

9points

Fluffybedsocks 2 years ago

No. No you are not. I still don't really understand it

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Serenity Now! 2 years ago

Touch it or smoke it; either one.

8points

LooseSeal's $10 Banana 2 years ago

So does cutting grass make me an anti fascist?

7points

LizzieBoredom 2 years ago

Think of yourself as the Gorbachev of lawn maintenance.

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The voice of reason 2 years ago

I don't understand this touch some grass reference!

5points

WoodChuckCouldChuck 2 years ago

FasCiSts oh yes the word of a generation. The only, only word they seem to be able to screech…

3points

LizzieBoredom 2 years ago

Fascism derives from Latin 'fasces' meaning group, and nothing is more grouped than grass ergo grass is fascist

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#17

Thought This Belonged Here

Final score:

101points

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Monday 2 years ago

Well MY mental illness requires that I stab you in your left butt-cheek every time you say the word "circle". If you deny my stab then you are being a dingleberry to a mentally ill person! That's hate speech! /j

223points

Donkey boi 2 years ago

Is it just that word? Are synonyms ok? Like ring, loop, band... circlet?

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Gavin Johnson 2 years ago

I can’t help but feel that I’d be letting you down or disappointing you if I didn’t say it, you are entitled to have as many people to stab as you desire, society must step up and ease your pain. CIRCLE!

11points

Lynzi Lou 2 years ago

Me and the fella say "circle" instead of I love you. I find it hard to express emotion and circle was our way around it (excuse the pun). Your comment has made me chuckle and I'll be sure to think of it and check for an incoming bladed article the next time I say it out loud, especially on a Monday.

6points

freakingbee (she/he/they) 2 years ago

CIRCLE

4points

Mermeow Overlord (they/them) 2 years ago

So I can't say the word circle?

4points

Chris D'Asta 2 years ago

Ahh. Monday brings clarity.

3points

TheGoodBoi Premium 2 years ago

As your counselor, I need you to help me figure out what exactly your mental illness is. I have a sheet here, there’s pretty pictures and colors, I just need you to “circle” which- Oh f**k…

2points

Kristie French 2 years ago

That is very specific. Could it be the right cheek?

2points

DC 2 years ago

Ellipse.

1point

Zedrapazia 2 years ago

The thing is, the dude isn't even completely wrong - some people do drive over the speed limit/do do dangerous things on motorcycles or whatever, because of the adrenaline rush it gives them because they got numb from some mental thing. However, that doesn't make it any less of a stupid thing to do as it puts everybody on risk.

16points

Kristal 2 years ago

The concept they are describing 'risk but no risk/danger' is the basis of theme and amusement parks. Perhaps they should go to one of those instead.

14points

Aroace tiger (she/they/he) 2 years ago

I actually like that suggestion if they were free-

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Aroace tiger (she/they/he) 2 years ago

Yea don't risk others lives. Just because it's a coping mechanism doesn't mean it's good-

10points

cerinamroth 2 years ago

In that case, your mental illness makes you a danger to others and you should be sectioned.

10points

Grace Smith 2 years ago

This person is likely to end up killing someone

5points

Tyranamar Seuss 2 years ago

Yeah, I like the whole rebuttal of "It's the country. There's not even anyone around here to crash into." So then how is it thrilling? I guess maybe they're avoiding a bunch of trees? I'm doubting others aren't put at risk. This is that jerk who cut me off on the freeway this morning for his "mental health."

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Fay Louise 2 years ago

Country roads can be the MOST dangerous to speed on (at least in the UK). There might be less vehicular traffic but you're much more likely to meet cyclists or equestrians and be responsible for a bad accident. I hope you run into a pothole at speed and it flips your car and writes it off (without seriously hurting you) and there are (unharmed) witnesses who catch it on camera.

3points

JB 2 years ago

You're speeding so you don't kill yourself. Hmm... Just play that back to yourself...

3points

Amy T 2 years ago

My experience is that someone who resorts to verbally abusive language isn't intelligent enough to form a valid argument.

2points

Tyranamar Seuss 2 years ago

Or to judge if their placing others in danger with their speeding.

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Kat Lyle 2 years ago

I'm vaguely hoping some tree hurts him.

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Aye, Fair Enough

Final score:

98points

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Kristal 2 years ago

I love my car, I would be devistated if it becomes totaled, it's also fully paid off. But, I don't think I'm a jerk cause I own my vehicle. Less money? Yes. Jerk? Don't think so.

40points

Gustav Gallifrey 2 years ago

I own a car. I am sometimes a d!ckhead. Most of the time, i make an effort to not be a d!ckhead.

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Lynzi Lou 2 years ago (edited)

The post never mentioned jerks. You own a car therefore you must be a d1ckhead. You can be a d1ckhead without being a jerk. Ps I'm being sarcastic, some may say a d1ckhead, but certainly not serious either way.

3points

greasy jungle 2 years ago

That’s for the info I didn’t ask for

0points

TheGoodBoi Premium 2 years ago (edited)

I own a truck, and I’m from Texas. Yes I love my truck and I’m not your typical Texan (idk shoot guns even though I own them, arrogant, blah blah blah, I wouldn’t hurt a fly) I agree!

0points

no (she/them/gremlin) 2 years ago

I really want a good car, I don’t think I’m a jerk, but people say my resting face looks like I’m annoyed so idk

0points

MotherofGuineaPigs 2 years ago

Well, it is only hundreds. The other millions of us are ok then.

0points

Aboredpanda 2 years ago

I need a car to be able to get to my job. Any job. I live in the countryside. Everyone needs a car here, there isn't public transport. Does that mean everyone living in rural areas are dickheads? Or are obligated to walk for hiurs or use a bike? 🤔

7points

Landithy 2 years ago (edited)

I'm very pro walkable neighborhoods and public transport and would like to see far fewer cars around, but I do wish people would recognize that not needing a car (at least in the US) is a privilege and is probably never going to be feasible for people in rural/ sparsely populated areas.

5points

VioletHunter 2 years ago

It could be, but I think most of the criticism is aimed at the lack of alternatives in places where they are absolutely feasible.

2points

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jmdirks 2 years ago

For every person that thinks their life status depends on the car they drive there are probably a thousand people that own a car just to survive.

5points

Pigeon (they/them) 2 years ago

If I didn’t own a car I would have to walk about four hours or bike about two hours to get literally anywhere. Would that…. Make me a better person? Or would it just make me always really late?

4points

Mike Fitzpatrick 2 years ago

And very, very thin! 😂😂

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David Leick 2 years ago

I own a car, but I was a d******d loooooong before that. Is this a chicken and egg scenario?

2points

Weezy 2 years ago

Just curious if I am a d******d by owning a car. The closest "city" is 30+ miles away. What are the alternatives? If someone says public transport or bike, I will virtually slap you. I don't even get mail every day!

2points

Richard Michael 2 years ago

He probably thinks they are jerks because no one wants to give his broke a** a ride. (the real reason he will never own a car)

2points

VioletHunter 2 years ago

This is exactly the car attitude this guy was talking about. This weird opinion that anyone who doesn't own a car must be too poor to own one.

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Serenity Now! 2 years ago

Whoa! I've owned cars since 1978...this has made me a d******d for 45 years; just because I owned cars! Yes, block these idiots.

2points

ॐBoyGanesh 2 years ago

Causation vs correlation. Why is it so hard for people to make the distinction?

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According to Daisy Jones at Vogue, spending less time online might even make you a more attractive and interesting person. She explains how appealing she finds it that her girlfriend does not keep up with Twitter discourse or the latest trends on TikTok. She also hypothesizes that it’s healthy for one chronically online person to be with someone else who is less terminally online. “I think I find people who are mostly offline appealing because I am so online (largely for my work, but also because I’m addicted). It’s the combination that works,” Jones explains. “Kind of like someone who is incredibly energetic being drawn to someone a little more withheld. The two can level each other out; a reminder of what exists outside of their own bubble, and the shared equilibrium that can occur when two worlds collide.”

#19

This Kid Who Thinks An Internet Urban Legend Is Reality

Final score:

95points

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Ken Beattie 2 years ago

I had to look this one up because the only thing that came to mind was going to a store and asking if an out of stock item might be in the back room. To save other people time here is a link: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Backrooms and to summarise Backrooms is some weird creepy pasta about a bunch (maze) of empty backrooms that you can accidentally find yourself stuck in. Potentially occupied by creepy critters. If the son in the tweet is young it's not hard to imagine them believing this. We all believed stupid stuff as kids.

95points

Zedrapazia 2 years ago

As far as I know, Backrooms began as a result of people noticing the fear of "Luminal Spaces" (huge, open areas that should be covered in people but appear to be completely empty, for example universities or shopping malls). It's basically the equivalent of unused data rooms in videogames that are under the actual map and that you can glitch into by accident (as it would be in a game). It's also somewhat of an endless maze with no way in or out and looks like a yellow office. Depending on the variant of the story, it has several floors, or monsters, or an actual way out.

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Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My! 2 years ago

Pasta is lovely if cooked properly.

11points

Cristina Hernandez 2 years ago

I subjected my email to more spam just to upvote this comment.

3points

Lynzi Lou 2 years ago

I genuinely thought it meant like a back bedroom, thanks for the clarification.

3points

Marvin HeartofGold (she/them) 2 years ago

Until I learned about the creepy pasta meaning I had always linked back room with adult entertainment. Mostly because when my dad would take us to the video rental place back in the VHS days he would tell us to browse the kids section while he went to the back room. The back room was separated from the rest of the shop but a dingy curtain whose original color is anybody's guess. Mostly I'd see older men go in there and then try to hide what they had gotten in between the newest blockbuster release they were also picking up and whatever their kids wanted. I learned exactly what kind of VHS tapes where in the back room when the new checker fumbled the hand off and I saw my first pair of melons on the cover of one of them. (This was a small business so they didn't have the fake case with the movie cover on the shelves with 5 copies in plain cases behind it.) It was quite an interesting day when my oldest asked if I had seen any backroom videos lol

2points

María Hermida 2 years ago

The problem is those who keep on believing stupid stuff as adults... and there are so many

2points

Mocha the Lion 2 years ago

for a period of time not to long ago i was like: ??? IS IT REAL OR A GAME because i couldnt tell if those were real people in screenshots of the game, this is making me sound super f*****g old good god

1point

David Henry 2 years ago

The hookman story is a generational torch handed down one gen to the next.

1point

Hawkmoon 2 years ago

"Back rooms" is more than an urban legend, it's an example of how the collective imagination can build something fascinating, starting from a premise as simple as a creepypasta. A bit like the "SCP Fondation".

12points

Ken Beattie 2 years ago

I find shared fictional worlds intriguing. Lovecraft and his cronies effectively played in the same big sandbox with their stories which I find very cool. SCP is a great example of a newer take on that idea. Heck you might view the bible (or religion in general) as the first example of people creating shared fictional universes.

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Jesha 2 years ago

Yeah, it's called Ikea. Or a casino.

10points

Janner Wingfeather 2 years ago

I don’t think this is terminally online, it’s just a kid learning the difference between fiction and reality.

8points

Landithy 2 years ago

Yeah, being online isn't the same thing as being "terminally online". Sounds like a pretty normal interaction that could arise from a child being exposed to any work of fiction.

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JoyfulZebra 2 years ago

Oh... oh no

7points

Reenzy Bennington 2 years ago

Say back room, my mind goes Queer As Folk.

4points

Appalachian Panda 2 years ago

Being a queer person who occasionally visited clubs like that when I was in my 20s, that's where my mind immediately went, too. I had no idea at all about what the OP meant.

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Kristie French 2 years ago

I was thinking the “back room” of an old video rental place. Lol.

2points

Illicit 2 years ago

Life is a liminal space.

2points

sara fulmer 2 years ago

This reminds me of the Bed Bath and "Beyond" joke

1point

zovjraar me 2 years ago

i love the backrooms series by Kane, can't wait for the movie.

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#20

Classic Tiktok

Final score:

92points

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Scented Candle 2 years ago

How the fucketh are those related???

175points

Anne Jones 2 years ago

I’m going to use ‘how the fucketh’ from now on.

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Šimon Špaček 2 years ago

My guess is that backpacking is something usually done by fairly fit people who can walk. Except me, I'm fat and I still can put 70 kilos of equipment on my back and walk decent distance, if I take enough water/beer with me.

18points

Grace Smith 2 years ago

See the thing is, it isn’t

12points

Nilsen 2 years ago

On the picture the backpack is marked with "heavy" and "light". Carry the heaviest items close to your back and lighter stuff further out, as any sensible person who has carried anything forther than from the car can tell you.. Or it could be fat-shaming. Who can tell.

10points

LooseSeal's $10 Banana 2 years ago

If you can see that obvious connection you're part of the problem. /s

9points

ValdaDeDieu 2 years ago

FuckIfIknow.

4points

María Hermida 2 years ago

I guess they followed the tiktok piece of advice and took a good dose of "deliriants

4points

Strings 2 years ago

I'm with you on that

2points

Monday 2 years ago

Right....because disabled, overweight people are incapable of *looks at notes* going outside.

16points

Sue User 2 years ago

I am also getting REALLY tired of the " if you are trying to loose weight because your doctor has told you your health is at risk , you will live longer , and itll probably feel better" is somehow morally wrong and offensive to others. It''s my body and if i want to say i am fat ( i am ) or say i am lame ( best word to describe my condition) , i should be able to.

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Suna Amun 2 years ago

Well guys, we should probably stop commenting. Don't you know there illiterate people in the world? We're being quite ableist.

8points

Anon Yymi 2 years ago

This post has zero context. The video that is being commented on might have all those things or none of them.

4points

ॐBoyGanesh 2 years ago (edited)

It’s not a video that is being reacted to. It’s the still image (from a video?) and then lettering on it. The comment is on the image that has been manipulated to include words. Not any video it may been taken from.

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IamMe 2 years ago

My fat a*s loves backpacking. I may, or may not, occasionally bring along deliriants. Was perfectly happy, not knowing someone was offended for me.

2points

Black Rabbit 2 years ago

Ugh…another blurred out username.

1point

kissmychakram 2 years ago

Wait, what?

1point

Wednesday 1 year ago

We're so politically correct that we can't express that we enjoy doing things anymore? I'm a freaking liberal but that's too far.

0points

bird of paradise 2 years ago

292 likes???

0points

Ken_Jane 2 years ago

I must've missed a few chapters

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#21

This Person Who's Having Nightmares About Getting Canceled For Spilling Juice

Final score:

88points

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Ken Beattie 2 years ago

I kind of like this one. It's about a dream and it's related to a real thing (cancel culture) even if the dream twisted that into a weird situation. That's just this persons brain doing some thinking while they're asleep. Unless it's in a completely inappropriate discussion forum then it seems fine.

102points

Geoffrey Scott 2 years ago

Okay... I had a dream my wife and daughter wrecked my truck and were using hair pins to fix it...interpret please

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TheGoodBoi Premium 2 years ago

So…YOU’RE THE JUICE SPILLER!? /J

4points

Marvin HeartofGold (she/them) 2 years ago

Lol right? My husband told me yesterday about this dream he had where he was attacked by coyotes and was wondering what the symbolism was. Idk, would you like my to find the dream dictionary I owned in the 90s at the same time I listened to Pure Moods and thought I was the ultimate wiccan? It was a dream. Coyotes are predators and there's some living in the nearby woods. I'm pretty sure it's not so complex a dream that we need to do a deep dive.

1point

Tobias Reaper 2 years ago

i mean with the way things are this is real fear for people to cancelled over something so ridiculous

12points

Zephyr 2 years ago

People that mind don't matter, and people that matter don't mind

8points

--- 2 years ago

aita stories be like

6points

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Sum Guy 2 years ago

The problem you have is caring what people who would cancel you for spilling juice think

5points

Reenzy Bennington 2 years ago

The other night I had a weird dream that I was at a dinner party and people were mad at me because I drank a lot of wine and kept going to the restroom. I was also a guy. Peed in a plastic cup and emptied it into the toilet over and over again. In the ladies' room.

3points

Maarten VP 2 years ago

Downvote for spilling juice.

3points

SeaLouse 2 years ago

A person of color could have drank that juice. This person is a Nazi.

2points

Schtroumphette Zezekof 2 years ago

"no one was paying attention" and "no one was listening" are key words here.

1point

Mermeow Overlord (they/them) 2 years ago

I once had a dream where I was on Bored Panda and I was looking at pictures of avocados for some reason.

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So if you have a lot of trouble staying off the internet, it’s important to at least have someone in your life who’s not terminally online who can keep you grounded. “I love that, like the majority of people probably, our most treasured and connected moments are the simple, real-world stuff,” Jones writes about her own relationship. “Smoking in the garden, foraging for wild garlic at sundown, holding hands at the supermarket. The internet is full of noise, and of people shouting over each other in order to be heard. When we’re together, all of that falls quiet.”

#22

When Chronically Online Kids Think Gender Is So Cool And Fun And Quirky

Final score:

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Monday 2 years ago

This post is totally not gender. (Did I do it right? Are you proud of me grandson?)

131points

Grace Smith 2 years ago

We’re proud of you

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Nichole Harris 2 years ago

Nailed it

6points

ValdaDeDieu 2 years ago

I'm so totally gender with this gender...

3points

Shark queen 🦈🦈🦈 2 years ago

We are so proud of you have a Cookie 🍪🍪🍪

3points

ॐBoyGanesh 2 years ago

Always proud of you! You teach me so many new perspectives.

3points

greasy jungle 2 years ago

I don’t know how Tuesday could possibly follow this

2points

Mermeow Overlord (they/them) 2 years ago

This comment is so gender!

2points

Sam Juan 2 years ago

This is the genderest post I've seen in a long time!

1point

Jerusalem Cat Syndrome 2 years ago

I don't even know your grandson. Did you mean, "are you proud of me, grandson?"

0points

PlatinumThe8-BitCat 2 years ago

What is gender supposed to mean? I’ve never heard anyone use it this way

0points

Aroace tiger (she/they/he) 2 years ago

I'm trying to work out what they mean. That's not normal. I desperately want to change it to believe it gives them gender envy or something but it's obviously not

13points

I'm a Furry, so what? 2 years ago

Maybe they're just trying to stay inclusive????? Fr idk. These days, people use others sexualities and genders as insults. Like I'm a therian, and when I explained it to someone, they said "go pee in a litter box, furry" . Yes, I am still pissed about that. No, being a furry isn't bad. I'm a furry, meaning I enjoy dressing up as anthropomorphic animals. Nothing else! And I'm a therian, meaning I feel psychologically or spiritually connected to one or more animals. I practise quadrobics to feel more connected to past lives. No, I'm NOT "MeNtAlLy iLl" I have autism, ADHD and anxiety. Not mental illnesses. Just disabilities that I have learned to hate and think of as a push back on my life. F**king stop with the hate already. EDIT: Sorry, I just needed to vent and this is a sensitive topic for me.

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AzzyIsHere 2 years ago

I use the term when I see a character that perfectly shows how I want to represent my gender identity (I.E. Link is so gender, Kris is so gender). This person seems to be using the term incorrectly.

1point

Em 2 years ago

That is more or less exactly what it means, yes. It's a semi-jokey thing, kind of like "mood."

0points

Joey 2 years ago

Stop trying to make "fetch" happen!

11points

GenericSodaPop 2 years ago

boo you whore

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Nice Beast Ludo 2 years ago

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7points

Marco Richter 2 years ago

What? You say it's vaginal but not gender? How dare you beeing so chicken wing?!

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SkekVi 2 years ago

'it's very gender' has like a whole meaning though. you can't just swap 'gender' for 'cool' smh.

6points

Anarch Duke 2 years ago

oh so now you are being coolphobic?

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JB 2 years ago

All the gender kids do it.

6points

cartoon ghosts 2 years ago

As a queer person, I do make jokes about how something is the best gender, or very gender, but it's always iironically when it's serious I'm usually talking about getting gender envy

4points

KB 2 years ago

If enough of us old people start saying it, the youths will stop

3points

Em 2 years ago

Because heaven forbid the youths just enjoy something that is for them, not you.

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TheStanleyParableAdventureLine 2 years ago

I do this sometimes. When I think a character is just….gender??. Cus my little dysphoric a*s is jealous. Like Nimona is very gender…does that make sense?

2points

Kristie French 2 years ago

Stop saying gender. It’s never going to happen.

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#23

Oof

Final score:

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Ken Beattie 2 years ago

Ok, can someone explain what they thought Ratio actually meant?

87points

Hawkmoon 2 years ago

Being "ratio" or "ratioed" mean you get more downvotes than upvotes, or when you get a majority of negative responses when stating an opinion.

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Halestorm 2 years ago

Correct me if I’m wrong, but I didn’t think it referred to down and upvotes: I’m pretty sure it means that a reply to a post got more likes than the post itself, specifically in cases where the reply disagreed with the original post.

23points

Gustav Gallifrey 2 years ago

They thought it was a contraction of Horatio? As in 'hi, 'Ratio!'.

4points

Paulsible deniability 2 years ago

AM or FM.

4points

ValdaDeDieu 2 years ago

In context of negative replies to positive in response to a post on social media. Still math though.

2points

Anarch Duke 2 years ago

I don't maybe he was thinking about Mario's pet rat Ratio. lol

1point

Diolla 2 years ago

Ratio can also mean, the rational mind, logical thinking, reasoning behind something, etc..

1point

TheGoodBoi Premium 2 years ago

Ratio made me think of Razzoo, so I’m no help, I just want fooood

0points

Aroace tiger (she/they/he) 2 years ago

This is so stupid it hurts

14points

Hawkmoon 2 years ago

His head will explode when he hears "algorithm" for the first time.

8points

Linden 2 years ago

or #

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Rob Chapman 2 years ago

Our education system has failed.

8points

PlatinumThe8-BitCat 2 years ago

No, we learned this term in math class last year, I think it’s just them being stupid

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Chris D'Asta 2 years ago

Video killed the ratio star.

5points

Rae Ramirez 2 years ago

As someone named something similar to ratio (Rachael) I am offended jk!

0points

Kelly H 2 years ago

A patio made exclusively out of vermin?

0points

Just a boring person 2 years ago (edited)

Why's there a cat face next to four, along with two?

0points

PlatinumThe8-BitCat 2 years ago

Did they not have math class?

0points

LavenderHippoInAJar 2 years ago

"A ratio is a comparison of two quantities" -- my math teacher made us say that every single class for like four months

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#24

Women Shames People For Wanting To Prevent Stis And Underage Pregnancy...under A Post About Hoe Obesity Prevention Is "Eugenics"

Final score:

80points

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Lakota Wolf 2 years ago

I mean, pregnancy is *technically* a sexually-transmitted infection… there’s another lifeform growing in there XD

109points

Anxious&Bored Bear 2 years ago

Or call it a tumor cause it feeds off your body and grows.

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Greg Baughman 2 years ago

My doctor once asked me "Do you have any STD's?" I said "Yes! Two sons and a daughter!"

9points

ValdaDeDieu 2 years ago

"Public health "oppressive" she says...WHY is it so easy to underestimate how stupid, ignorant and vapid some people can be?

4points

C.S. E. 2 years ago

When my sister was pregnant with my nephew, I told her 'Congratulations on your fetal parasite.' She found it hilarious. Her husband, not so much (but he has the personality of a dry mop still in the package)

3points

sara fulmer 2 years ago

My cousin used to call it "her Parasite ". She did NOT enjoy her pregnancy

1point

Andy Frobig 2 years ago

It's the longest lasting and most expensive STI in fact

1point

JB 2 years ago

There's literally a gonorrhea pandemic happening right now, and this person is the equivalent of an anti vaxxer - an anti-wrapper, if you will.

22points

Tamra 2 years ago

"Anti-wrapper"...🤣🤣

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Lynzi Lou 2 years ago

"Hoe Obesity" It's not just me reading that in the title is it?

12points

Tess 2 years ago

It took me ten attempts to try to decipher it before I realised that the E is supposed to be a W.

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Zephyr 2 years ago

Pro STI this is a new one

11points

Maria B 2 years ago

It is a well-deserved punishment for having sex.. at least, that was more or less what I was told by a nurse at the clinic.

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Mrimion 2 years ago

I know I'm supposed to upvote to relay the horribleness of the post. But some are so out there I often downvote by accident. Upvote, downvote, downvote, upvote. Oats.

8points

Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My! 2 years ago

Oats go well in raisin cookies.

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Grace Smith 2 years ago

Alright then, how about you get an sti. And guess what? As part of the fun let’s not give you any treatment, since you’re so sex positive!

6points

Fay Louise 2 years ago

No... if ppl have sex *with proper barrier protection* STIs are NOT going to increase. Jeez.

2points

Lexekon 2 years ago

Unplanned Pregnancy Advocates, found one! (This usually ends really well...)

2points

Moezzzz 2 years ago

The mental gymnastics it took to come to their conclusions is Olympic level, jeezus

1point

LovingKnuckle 2 years ago

When it burns when I pee I always play Fight The Power in my head

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Being chronically online is likely to become more and more widespread amongst younger generations, especially considering that 42% of kids have a phone by age 10 nowadays. So as their elders, it’s probably wise for us to teach them the value of real life skills and interactions, since there’s no question they’ll understand technology better than we do. Take them outside, play sports with them, take them camping, teach them how to swim and ride a bike. And please for goodness sakes, teach them that social media is not real and does not actually affect their value as a person whatsoever.

#25

Found This Screenshot On Instagram. Man Needs To Stop Listening To Podcasts 😭

Final score:

72points

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Helena 2 years ago

Threw up in my mouth a little.

166points

Cloakred_Is_Bored 2 years ago

This guy probably refers to Andrew Tate as “top g” (F*****g gag me with a fork)

25points

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TheGoodBoi Premium 2 years ago

Sorry I got lost at “alpha” don’t know what happened after that..

5points

Bored Trash Panda 2 years ago

same.. so gross

3points

Chris D'Asta 2 years ago

Me too.

2points

Janice Sanz 2 years ago

My brain locked

0points

Nicole 2 years ago

It genuinely scares me that there are individuals out there who are looking at people in terms of their ‘value’ and being so arrogant to think they are able to decide who has more worth than another person.

43points

cerinamroth 2 years ago

Yes, indeed. Reminds me of the Nuremberg Laws categorising people based on their degree of Jewishness and how "acceptable" they were to society. It's sickening.

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Ripley 2 years ago

Tell me you've never had a meaningful relationship and have totally drunk the cool-aid without telling me you've never had a meaningful relationship and have totally drunk the cool-aid.

34points

Carole 2 years ago

That's a lot of words for "no woman wants to have séx or go out with me and I'm bitter about it :(".

26points

Zoe Vokes 2 years ago

Sounds like women had sex with him, and were left deeply unsatisfied, then found another man who made them happy to settle down with. It’s not because he’s bad in bed or has a terribly personality. It’s because he’s too “alpha” for them.

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JuJu 2 years ago

Everytime someone talks about bodycount, I wonder if I digged the holes deep enough...

21points

Auntriarch 2 years ago

Yes you did, I was watching you

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Kristal 2 years ago (edited)

Okay, this unironic use of "alpha" definitely needs to just stop. They just look like morons, instant interest killer.

21points

VioletHunter 2 years ago

They look like psychopaths tbh. No sane person talks and thinks like that.

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Amy Smith 2 years ago

I got annoyed enough to stop reading in the middle of a paragraph.

17points

Eastendbird 2 years ago

Oh do *please* shut up.

15points

Aboredpanda 2 years ago

Who agrees this guy probably wears fedoras and think women treat men unfairly, and "not all men are like that".

10points

becck 2 years ago

He’s a nice guy, really. It’s just that no woman has given him the chance to show it, obviously.

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Kat Lyle 2 years ago

Please don't let this dude breed.

9points

Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My! 2 years ago

Don't worry. He's a virgin.

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#26

I Can't With This S**t

Final score:

70points

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Brendan (banned for downvotes) 2 years ago

After a person lands their dream job, they may complain about the hours. After moving into a big house, they may complain about the mortgage rate. After having kids, they complain about the sleep deprivation.

11points

C L 2 years ago (edited)

I believe the term for this is venting and it is an acceptable response to daily frustrations. It doesn't mean they wish they didn't have their baby or the job or the house.

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Serenity Now! 2 years ago

Wow...baby cried; advice is to not have kids. Holy s**t; what is this world coming to?

5points

Chris G. 2 years ago

You bought a car. Why are you complaining about traffic?

3points

kansasmagic 2 years ago

Don't be alive if you're just going to complain about it.

3points

P Wheeler 2 years ago

You are allowed to love something hard to do and be honest about how hard it is.

2points

Chris D'Asta 2 years ago

Let's keep overpopulating a dying planet.

1point

Suna Amun 2 years ago

I don't know why you're booing this guy, he's right. Factually it is a polluted, overpopulated planet. I understand that you might not want to think about what that makes you; to create a child to live in an unstable world. But that doesn't make this guy wrong.

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Grace Smith 2 years ago

Yikes

1point

afia kooma 2 years ago

They go on sosial media and complain about people complaining, about circumstances they could avoid if they wanted to😂 oh, irony. You are becoming dumber all the time

0points

Gustav Gallifrey 2 years ago

Well, she knew the job was dangerous when she took it.

-2points

Reenzy Bennington 2 years ago

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Lou Cam 2 years ago

Or you were willing to accept sleepless nights, poop, poverty, prepared like f**k and then it turns out you only pop out tiny people with neurospicy brains who sleep only 3 hours a night for 4 years. Then you realise you must be neurospicy too and chronic lack of sleep tips you into severely mentally unwell. Then you get to complain just a little.

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#27

This Is The One

Final score:

63points

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Ken Beattie 2 years ago

I don't even understand what they're talking about here. Is the person complaining that he didn't turn enough? That he turned too much? I just don't get it.

88points

JB 2 years ago

He's turned slightly toward her, so there must be a thing between them. They're totally an item!

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Mrimion 2 years ago

I'm more surprised his head didn't do a 180 like mine does. Weird.

10points

Jerusalem Cat Syndrome 2 years ago

I think the OP spends so much time online that s/he doesn't realize that, in real life, people can talk to each other in other positions than straight on in a screen.

1point

StretcherBearer 2 years ago

To show you are interested you should touch noses and and scream. You're not close enough until you're tasting their lunch.

6points

Gustav Gallifrey 2 years ago

Who the F are these people?

4points

jacqueline 2 years ago

Did you just hatch in your room, grown, with unlimited wifi, never having to speak to another living soul IRL ....

4points

Littlemiss Premium 2 years ago

RIP Fez

4points

Faith Hurst 2 years ago

I cannot make this make sense.

2points

kansasmagic 2 years ago

To avoid any confusion, I just turn away from anyone I'm talking to.

2points

Alyssa Phillips 2 years ago

I agree, when I am speaking to people I close my eyes and put my head down. Sometimes I even cover my ears./s

2points

MetaMaxNL 2 years ago

huh?

0points

Krizzy Wilde 2 years ago

Someone explain please in the comments below 😕

0points

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Saw This While Scrolling

Final score:

49points

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Ka Se 2 years ago

In my personal opinion every filtered photo should automatically get a watermark with "artificial changed photograph" or something like that on it.

20points

Auntriarch 2 years ago

Oh for the days when filters were for making coffee

8points

SkekVi 2 years ago

i'd say 'just don't use it' but considering tiktok now automatically filters you even when it says the filters are off........

4points

2 years ago

please tell me that they aren't talking about the fcking anime filter

3points

Kira Okah 2 years ago

Doesn't tik tok automatically put filters on everyone?

2points

Mimi777 2 years ago

That sounds like a personal problem

1point

Pride Bean️‍ 2 years ago

Oh my god I hate filters. So fake.

1point

Ed sheran away 2 years ago

this is stupid..so stupid

1point

Chris D'Asta 2 years ago

Not Ukiyo-e. Not at all.

0points

Cloakred_Is_Bored 2 years ago

Imagine getting insecure because of a filter on TikTok

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#29

😭😭😭

Final score:

44points

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Katie Lutesinger 2 years ago

As someone with obsessive tendencies I actually stopped playing one of my all time favourite games when it started invading my dreams because I didn't want to love it to an unhealthy degree. Now I only play it occasionally; I still love it and have completed it several times, but I can love it without becoming obsessed. (Autism, man. It's a whole thing).

83points

JoyfulZebra 2 years ago

That's very healthy. Good on you for doing that!

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SkekVi 2 years ago

I know i'm a total stranger but I am proud of you for making changes to care for yourself!!! I have 'pure obsessive' ocd and I know how hard it is to fight that s**t good on ya!!!

6points

Tsdey 2 years ago

autism+adhd, but I legit do not dream so it does not affect me

4points

Mikey Kliss 2 years ago

You stop when it invades your dreams? That c**p happens before I even get to play it lol

3points

Chris D'Asta 2 years ago (edited)

I'm in hour 80 of my third play of AC Origins. I sleep 4 hours a day but most of that is running around in the deserts of North Africa. I feel you. I'm probably on the spectrum.

2points

bird of paradise 2 years ago

me with kpop 😨

1point

hitex 2 years ago

I agree this is definitely ASD characteristic

1point

Terry Tobias 2 years ago

I know when I've been doing something for too long when I start doing it in my head before I even fall asleep.

1point

Katie Lutesinger 2 years ago

Some people are probably wondering what the game was. Psychonauts 2. SO GOOD.

1point

David Henry 2 years ago

I chronically replay my "latest favorite" game. I'll play others between but I'll replay it 5 or more times per year for a year or more. (Zero Escape: Virtue's Last Reward is my current).

1point

Sarra R 2 years ago (edited)

Re: autism/obsession..... Omg same with adhd/inattentive adhd, etc. The time blindness AND hyperfixation is REAL. "I'll just play for one hour" = 13 hrs later amd shocked because you SWEAR it'd only been maybe 2 hrs passed in total. "Don't feel like gaming today" = games instead of doing other things that should be priority. Struggle is huge.

0points

Gray (they/it) 2 years ago

That’s literally an ai robot on characterai 😭

10points

JERRY NO YOU DON’T (she/they) 2 years ago

Yeah...I don't think a lot of people on this app know what that is, though.

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Monday 2 years ago

Thinking this is about that Fate mobile gacha game....Damn I thought my Genshin habits were bad.

3points

Red PANda (she/they) 2 years ago

Well at least she’s admitting she has a problem

2points

Nice Beast Ludo 2 years ago

What is going to happen to us when we are old? Will we fend for ourselves against the smart-nurses?

2points

Nice Beast Ludo 2 years ago

I very much hope so.

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Luna W. 2 years ago

That I have absolutely zero clue what they're talking about is probably a good thing..?

2points

Casey McAlister 2 years ago

It's literally a bot, of course it's chronically online, where else can it be?

1point

Sum Guy 2 years ago

That's sad

0points

Kristal 2 years ago

Hey, I can lose hours gaming but this ... this is not healthy in any respect. They need help. All of it.

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#30

Mysterious, Tormented Fictional Characters = Autistic?

Final score:

38points

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James016 2 years ago

Do f**k off, then f**k off some more.

63points

Katie Lutesinger 2 years ago

And stay f****d off, preferably forever.

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ValdaDeDieu 2 years ago (edited)

LOL! *solemn look* We are all unknowable... and under the right circumstances, a mystery, "tormented"... ;-P

3points

Chris D'Asta 2 years ago

Hate censorship. Really wanted to see the two fvcks you gave! Big ups.

2points

Jerusalem Cat Syndrome 2 years ago

Remember that this is a list of posts from clueless people.

0points

Nic Exists 2 years ago

exactly

0points

Linden 2 years ago

Maybe I'm missing something, but I'm autistic and there's a point here. A lot of writers develop characters using autistic traits to make the character quirky or socially out-of-synch, or intelligent with eccentricity etc. In many ways the characters will represent traits from our community but usually they won't quite get it right as being a full autistic person because usually it's an outside or stereotyped portrayal, and they're not openly owning their autistic identity so we just haven't had much good representation at all. And, I mean being mysterious and undiagnosable has been the unfortunate real life experience for a lot of us until we finally had the professionals who got it right or figured it out for ourselves. Adults are under diagnosed by 80-90% and misdiagnosis is SO common, particularly for women. I'd like to hear what other autistic people think here :)

41points

Melissa 2 years ago (edited)

It is very misunderstood and under-diagnosed in women. I have been displaying what I've learned are autistic traits since I was a child but I also have a high need for social interactions so I have learned to mask. (and learning to mask effectively has been a long and exhausting experience) I spent over a year looking into so many things about autism and I identify with so much of it. When trying to talk with medical professionals they dismiss me and just tell me I don't act/look autistic and one used a little autistic boy as an example as to why I couldn't be. They never listened to my experiences before judging, but then again they weren't specialized in it. It just made me feel like why bother if I won't be heard. I've seen traits that I have romanticized in stories but the negatives aren't shown, or are understated. I wish people would actually learn about something before judging or even writing about certain traits that aren't quite the norm. Inaccuracies do cause a lot of misunderstandings.

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Sarel Seerower 2 years ago

I agree. And often the character can be "fixed", which is very unfair toward people with autism

5points

Wheelchair athlete 2 years ago

I agree! Im autistic and a lot of "weird" or "mysterious loner" characters are autism coded. I dislike it when it is written and or played by a neurotypcal writer/actor

3points

XanthippeⓐWulf🇨🇦️️🇬🇧 2 years ago

Well...I guess I'm ok with it, but at the same time it still makes my teeth itch. 😬 We do seem to be oddly represented, but I also think that is because autism has sooooooooooo many variations that it's kind of difficult to really understand what being autistic is like. Even my parents, who were wonderful in doing everything they could to help my development would tell you that after 38 years of being in my life, they still don't fully comprehend. I do agree that the OP did hit some interestingly familiar points, but also why does the "tormented, undiagnosable, mysterious" person have to be autistic? Can't someone be just be quirky? lol 🤷‍♀️

0points

Lou Cam 2 years ago

Is there an autistic "community" though? Me and my daughter (both ASD) have discussed this before and thought that a large grouping of ASD people together would be the most awkward and irritating place to be in the world. Extreme social awkwardness, each others' stimms being the source of anxiety and miscommunication to the extent of distress and falling out. Its bad enough 3 of us in one house.

0points

Kira Okah 2 years ago

This is exactly what a fandom I follow is like. Characters purposely written as lost, abuse victims, go through understandable trauma in the series and act correctly for these situations ad not at all autistic? Wel they are all totally autistic according to the fandom. One character shares stuff about his culture that he is proud of to his new friends? Well not only is he autistic but so are all of his people and their culture! And that includes the genocide and the ableism in his culture apparently.

3points

SkekVi 2 years ago

oh wow wtf that's messed up yeah. have not run into this myself but i purposely avoid fandom these days bc it's all antis and negativity.

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SkekVi 2 years ago

I mean there's a point to be made here though I"m not sure what kind of fandom disk horse this is bc the tags are not recognisable. but the point of 'people tend to write "tormented" or "Mysterious" as an amalgam of real symptoms then say it isn't mental illness' stands.

2points

HarperTheCentaur (they/them) 2 years ago

I feel like this makes more sense when you know what characters they're referring to. I don't know all of these but the first example they named is Will Graham, and they kind of hit it on the head. Will Graham displays a LOT of pretty clearly autistic traits, enough so for it to definitely feel like coding. But he's never actually named as autistic--they act in the show exactly like how OP describes. He's some kind of bizarre medical anomaly!!! We've never seen anything like it before!!!! And etc etc. Without context this post does seem like it's saying "being mysterious and tormented equals autistic" but what it's actually saying is closer to "why are characters presented as mysterious and tormented when all they really do is show autistic traits".

1point

hitex 2 years ago

Um I felt tormented similarly as adult undiagnosed with AS & ya turns out I had AS

1point

Heather Talma 2 years ago

And?

0points

your local 1D10T 2 years ago

i'm offended by this being that i'm atistic

0points

David Henry 2 years ago

*Therapist has left the chat to go become an alcoholic*

0points

Reenzy Bennington 2 years ago

Excuse you???

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#31

Credit To @thesequalnobodywanted On Insta

Final score:

20points

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Monday 2 years ago

Fellas, is it incest to love someone not related to you?

33points

Moosy Girl 2 years ago

Depends, for how long have they been not related to you? :p

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Remi (He/Him) 2 years ago

Just say no chromo after kissing them to make sure 🤭

2points

Clown fish 2 years ago (edited)

Oooops me and my friend of 20 plus years have now been in a relationship for 6yrs

1point

Emmydearest 2 years ago

Well, in this case (aka childhood friends) it's fine, I see no problem. But let's say: nephew/niece falling in love with aunt/uncle by marriage (obviously I'm not talking about aunt/uncle by blood, as in sister/brother of parents). Or falling in love with a stepparent or a stepchild. Sure, there's no biological relation but still...

0points

Nic Exists 2 years ago

0points

Chris D'Asta 2 years ago

Monday, we are all related.

0points

Ken Beattie 2 years ago

Hmm this comment actually kinda makes sense. If they're talking about kids who've been friends since pre-school kinda deal. I could see that relationship being as close as genuine family. So it does seem a bit weird. It's basically the same reason step-siblings being in a relationship seems weird. They're not actually related but it *feels* like they are because they've grown up together.

6points

Remi (He/Him) 2 years ago

Not all childhood friends are that close by any means though. Of the friends I've had since primary school 2 are more like family 2 are just friends I sometimes talk to and one is an ex of mine, but we're still in touch... so... Oh btw, dating her definitely didn't feel "weird" or "incestuous"

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SkekVi 2 years ago

Ah yes, antis and moral purity culture. what a bunch of weirdos.

3points

Red PANda (she/they) 2 years ago

They do kinda have a point. The reason that you’re (hopefully) not attracted to your siblings is because you grew up together. That’s why sometimes people are attracted to their cousins that they haven’t seen in a while. The same psychological effect can be applied to childhood friends that grew up together. However, it’s not incest since it’s not a family member.It’s also a fact that the best (most long-lasting) relationships are when your partner is your best friend :P

3points

Kristal 2 years ago

I can actually understand this viewpoint.

1point

Max Fox 2 years ago

While this is messed up, there is evidence that kids who grow up together are not attracted to each othe rromantically. SO in the Kibbutzim, kids were raised together from a young age in "children's houses". There was a problem that these kids were not interested in marrying each other. It was a serious issue, because there were few places to meet new people, and when marrying an "outsider", admitting a new member was always a complex process.

0points

Jaya 2 years ago

I don't have any negative feelings about other people dating their childhood friends, but I personally kind of consider my life long friends as kinda non-sexual beings, the same way as family members, even if some of them are objectively speaking goodlooking people, the possibility of dating them or sleeping with them just doesn't enter my mind. And if I think about it now, the idea of dating any of my life long friends, does have a similar kind of really uncomfortable feeling as the idea of dating my sibling/cousins, only less strongly.

0points

Chris D'Asta 2 years ago (edited)

When I meet someone I really like I almost always say "I wish we grew up together". How does that relate to incest? It just means I missed a lot of time being around someone I like! This mentality seems to stem from inbreeding which actually relates to incest.

0points

Hex Gurls 2 years ago

no like i kinda get it, like in frankenstein when he was going to marry his “sister” but like they weren’t technically related but they were raised together. that was nasty

0points

Kat Lyle 2 years ago

You use that word a lot; I don't think you know what it means...

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#32

Oh God

Final score:

11points

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James016 2 years ago

I have questions but it's too early for the answers

29points

Eastendbird 2 years ago

Don't ask questions, you'll only encourage them.

7points

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Clown fish 2 years ago

I must be too old I don't understand what's happening

4points

Max Fox 2 years ago

It doesn't matter what time you hear those answers, they still won't make any sense.

0points

Clown fish 2 years ago

Oh I got answers. Right MLM means men loving men...... and WLW women loving women..... and MLW men loving women.

0points

Ken Beattie 2 years ago

Am I the only one who thinks MLM means the sound the cat makes when it's drinking milk?

14points

James016 2 years ago

I thought it was multi level marketing at first.

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Wesley Clifford 2 years ago

I want to know what the sound is. Is it like a slide whistle freee-OOOP or something?

8points

Kristie French 2 years ago

Whoppee Cushion?

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Rob Chapman 2 years ago

What the actual heck did I just read

8points

Jude Corrigan 2 years ago

Someone complaining that the gay community don't get anything and their relationships are just being normalised. Apparently, someone heterosexual used a sound that was 'made for the gay community '.

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JuJu 2 years ago

I dare to ask: what sound? And can you stop that mlm? It is based on English words, so it's not inclusive to other languages!1!1!1 /s

7points

Kira Okah 2 years ago

From what I can glean from the comments, a song from the tv series Heartstopper.

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Nice Beast Ludo 2 years ago

What is going on? I don't even understand one part of this

5points

maka paka 2 years ago

What the f**k did i just read

5points

Mikey Kliss 2 years ago

I have no clue what anyone was saying. Multi-Level Marketing has sound now?

3points

Chris D'Asta 2 years ago

Pandas, I don't normally post when I have no clue what's going on without researching. This time I'm posting because I saw other responses filled with the same bewilderment. My brain hurts just trying to decipher what was attempted here.

1point

Kat Lyle 2 years ago

I used to use mlm as indicating the middle finger up. What is the new buzzword for bisexual?

1point

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JoyfulZebra 2 years ago (edited)

Off-topic, but how has everybody's days' been?

24points

Auntriarch 2 years ago

I've just had my eyelashes dyed and now I'm off to the cheese shop

20points

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GirlFriday Premium 2 years ago

It is gender. My day is gender.

8points

Will Cable 2 years ago

Thank you for asking, my partner and I are having a nice relaxing time at home, he's reading while I'm online and we are listening to classical music. We've just had a Vanilla Slice each as a treat. How is your day?

8points

shitting star (she/they) 2 years ago

thanks for asking, it was kinda s****y but I'm feeling better now :)

7points

Aroace tiger (she/they/he) 2 years ago

Haven't left bed yet. Woke up on call with my gf so that's amazing. But later I have therapy so that's effort but it is what it is

5points

Stardust she/her Premium 2 years ago

I almost yelled at my Hindi teacher but compared to everything else my day was normal

5points

Lemme get the lemons 2 years ago

It's ten o clock just woke up and am eating pancakes. It's a pretty decent day so far from what I can tell

5points

Happy Daihatsu (he/him) 2 years ago

Pretty good. I've been preparing to buy my first car, which is something I've been excited for since I was a little kid!

4points

Diolla 2 years ago

My morning client was from Zimbabwe. My afternoon client from Surinam. After work went to my dad and told him I'm involved with a man from Benin. True story.

4points

Alyssa Phillips 2 years ago

You made my day. I have a cat asleep on my shoulder and a toddler asleep on my lap...but a big Teams meeting with my bosses in 15 so I'm in a bit of a pickle. But since you care, it'll all work out. ☺️

4points

Wren Hard 2 years ago

not great :')

3points

Penguin Panda Pop 2 years ago

Pretty good. It's evening where I am. Played video games and did some dog sitting. The dog was mad at me for letting everyone else leave. We're buds again now. All good.

3points

Hphizzle 2 years ago

Awesome. Off site work event, then kickboxing. Awesome way to end summer vacation.

3points

Ephemeral Mochi 2 years ago

It just started, it's 7 AM where I am. I think today's gonna be okay though :)

2points

Nice Beast Ludo 2 years ago

I have terrible insomnia so this morning is bleeding into yesterday but we are going to the pool later so I'm looking forward to that.

2points

Isaac Nemo 2 years ago

Good, I can smell fall in the air where I live (ok, wishful thinking, but...). How are you JoyfulZebra?

2points

VonBlade 2 years ago

Same as it ever was. (also it's midday, faaaaaar too early to make a judgement)

2points

Mell 2 years ago

Thank you for your question! Almost lost faith in humanity there... ;)

2points

Ephemeral Mochi 2 years ago

Update: The day went pretty good :)

1point

astral slug (he/she/they) 2 years ago

not bad, got some homework done. currently writing an unhinged au, and preparing for a game of d&d this afternoon. you?

1point

Mermeow Overlord (they/them) 2 years ago

It is 9 in the morning so I can't really tell you about today but yesterday I finished watching The Owl House for the second time.

1point

Cricketgeeklol 2 years ago

Thanks for asking! I just woke up to s very windy day in Wales

1point

Dan Banks 2 years ago

I took a vacation day today. It has been nice and relaxing until recently . I just found out a friend has been evacuated from Yellowknife and is driving down to Alberta. I'm hoping his town and home aren't burnt down.

1point

Sleepy children love Moon 2 years ago

my day is awesome. first day of school this year, and I have no real classes. I just get to learn about poisonous plants!

1point

ConstantlyJon 2 years ago

I'm tired and ready for a nap that isn't coming.

1point

Alexandra 2 years ago

Not bad actually, thanks for asking. Had a nice lunch with my husband, the dog had a ton of fun at her doggy daycare and my son (26) managed to get an apartment into which he will be moving in 3 months! This was a good day for us. Hope yours was equally good.

1point

tuzdayschild 2 years ago

I had to stop reading these. Both Darwin and evolution have completely let us down.

4points

Tomato Froggo 2 years ago

I was told I was dangerously underweight by a doctor. Some people told me I was being “fatphobic” by trying to gain weight. Sorry my bad, just trying to stay healthy man

3points

Mike Fitzpatrick 2 years ago

Does anyone else feel brain cells dying reading this?

2points

Vul Va 2 years ago

Saw this post with same scraped content on BuzzFeed a few days ago 👍

2points

Moosy Girl 2 years ago

Easy solution to that, ditch buzzfeed! ;)

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astral slug (he/she/they) 2 years ago

on the other hand i think its kinda cool that we've gotten to the point in our evolution where we actually have room for all of these ridiculous and unhinged ideas, because we can actually relax and just think instead of having to fight off viking invaders or whatever, but some people might disagree. have a nice day!

1point

Gavin Johnson 2 years ago

What have we done to this world and the people on it? These people will have votes in their respective nations, they’ll get to decide the future of their countries. 50% of every nation is below average, these people swim in the murky pool at the bottom of that 50%.

1point

whiterabbit 2 years ago

This article pretty much sums up why I can't take liberals seriously.

-2points

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JoyfulZebra 2 years ago (edited)

Off-topic, but how has everybody's days' been?

24points

Auntriarch 2 years ago

I've just had my eyelashes dyed and now I'm off to the cheese shop

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GirlFriday Premium 2 years ago

It is gender. My day is gender.

8points

Will Cable 2 years ago

8points

shitting star (she/they) 2 years ago

thanks for asking, it was kinda s****y but I'm feeling better now :)

7points

Aroace tiger (she/they/he) 2 years ago

Haven't left bed yet. Woke up on call with my gf so that's amazing. But later I have therapy so that's effort but it is what it is

5points

Stardust she/her Premium 2 years ago

I almost yelled at my Hindi teacher but compared to everything else my day was normal

5points

Lemme get the lemons 2 years ago

It's ten o clock just woke up and am eating pancakes. It's a pretty decent day so far from what I can tell

5points

Happy Daihatsu (he/him) 2 years ago

Pretty good. I've been preparing to buy my first car, which is something I've been excited for since I was a little kid!

4points

Diolla 2 years ago

My morning client was from Zimbabwe. My afternoon client from Surinam. After work went to my dad and told him I'm involved with a man from Benin. True story.

4points

Alyssa Phillips 2 years ago

4points

Wren Hard 2 years ago

not great :')

3points

Penguin Panda Pop 2 years ago

Pretty good. It's evening where I am. Played video games and did some dog sitting. The dog was mad at me for letting everyone else leave. We're buds again now. All good.

3points

Hphizzle 2 years ago

Awesome. Off site work event, then kickboxing. Awesome way to end summer vacation.

3points

Ephemeral Mochi 2 years ago

It just started, it's 7 AM where I am. I think today's gonna be okay though :)

2points

Nice Beast Ludo 2 years ago

I have terrible insomnia so this morning is bleeding into yesterday but we are going to the pool later so I'm looking forward to that.

2points

Isaac Nemo 2 years ago

Good, I can smell fall in the air where I live (ok, wishful thinking, but...). How are you JoyfulZebra?

2points

VonBlade 2 years ago

Same as it ever was. (also it's midday, faaaaaar too early to make a judgement)

2points

Mell 2 years ago

Thank you for your question! Almost lost faith in humanity there... ;)

2points

Ephemeral Mochi 2 years ago

Update: The day went pretty good :)

1point

astral slug (he/she/they) 2 years ago

not bad, got some homework done. currently writing an unhinged au, and preparing for a game of d&d this afternoon. you?

1point

Mermeow Overlord (they/them) 2 years ago

It is 9 in the morning so I can't really tell you about today but yesterday I finished watching The Owl House for the second time.

1point

Cricketgeeklol 2 years ago

Thanks for asking! I just woke up to s very windy day in Wales

1point

Dan Banks 2 years ago

1point

Sleepy children love Moon 2 years ago

my day is awesome. first day of school this year, and I have no real classes. I just get to learn about poisonous plants!

1point

ConstantlyJon 2 years ago

I'm tired and ready for a nap that isn't coming.

1point

Alexandra 2 years ago

1point

tuzdayschild 2 years ago

I had to stop reading these. Both Darwin and evolution have completely let us down.

4points

Tomato Froggo 2 years ago

I was told I was dangerously underweight by a doctor. Some people told me I was being “fatphobic” by trying to gain weight. Sorry my bad, just trying to stay healthy man

3points

Mike Fitzpatrick 2 years ago

Does anyone else feel brain cells dying reading this?

2points

Vul Va 2 years ago

Saw this post with same scraped content on BuzzFeed a few days ago 👍

2points

Moosy Girl 2 years ago

Easy solution to that, ditch buzzfeed! ;)

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astral slug (he/she/they) 2 years ago

1point

Gavin Johnson 2 years ago

1point

whiterabbit 2 years ago

This article pretty much sums up why I can't take liberals seriously.

-2points

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This Woman Who Thinks The Sky Is A Tiktok Background

It Was All A Conspiracy To Make Gamers Touch Grass

Vegan Lions

Chronically Online Vampire Girl

The Twitter Immigration Is Real!

Wtf

Blue Checks Need To Touch Grass

This Person Who Made A Sweeping Generalization About Men Who Don't Like Cats

Stop Touching Grass

This Can't Be Real

This Is So Chronically Online

Hey Guys Don’t Go To The Beach Or You’re Promoting Global Warming😡😡

Oh My Godddd

Touching Grass Makes You A Fascist

Thought This Belonged Here

Aye, Fair Enough

This Kid Who Thinks An Internet Urban Legend Is Reality

Classic Tiktok

This Person Who's Having Nightmares About Getting Canceled For Spilling Juice

When Chronically Online Kids Think Gender Is So Cool And Fun And Quirky

Oof

Women Shames People For Wanting To Prevent Stis And Underage Pregnancy...under A Post About Hoe Obesity Prevention Is "Eugenics"

Found This Screenshot On Instagram. Man Needs To Stop Listening To Podcasts 😭

I Can't With This S**t

This Is The One

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Mysterious, Tormented Fictional Characters = Autistic?

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Adelaide May Ross

Adelaide May Ross

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Justinas Keturka

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