30 Times People Showed They Have Lost Touch With Reality

I feel like if you "unalive" yourself, you've already cancelled yourself ETA quotations around unalive since it wasn't clear that I was using it as satire and not seriously

I am white with brown eyes. It feels good to feel exceptional... for once.

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No conspiracy here, this is just a humorous comment about Overwatch 2 which is apparently the most blatant money grab (coupled with a buggy game) that Acti/Blizzard have put out. Currently rated about 10% on Steam. *OOF!*

The person who said this should go tell lions this directly

I mean, I’m also sick of mortals… I just know I’m one of them too XD

I have many followers, but they always seem to have a flashing light on the roof of their car.

New level of low unlocked: wanting to steal from a homeless person

i bet he used this as a defence in court

Plot twist: He IS a cat.

Must have been the height of the pandemic lockdowns!

"How dare you feel some happiness?!" /s

Hmm, easier to know who has a large supply of expensive AV equipment laying around and you can even case the joint remotely!

I’ve lived in a beach town my whole life. Guess I’m promoting/celebrating global warming.

*me spending 10 minutes wondering what being gay has to do with multilevel marketing*

While it's true the Hitler Youth had a strong emphasis on physical fitness and keeping those Aryan bodies toned, the Soviet Communists also liked to encourage physical activity on collective farms. I think it's obvious, then, that the real enemy is exercise!

Well MY mental illness requires that I stab you in your left butt-cheek every time you say the word "circle". If you deny my stab then you are being a dingleberry to a mentally ill person! That's hate speech! /j

I love my car, I would be devistated if it becomes totaled, it's also fully paid off. But, I don't think I'm a jerk cause I own my vehicle. Less money? Yes. Jerk? Don't think so.

I had to look this one up because the only thing that came to mind was going to a store and asking if an out of stock item might be in the back room. To save other people time here is a link: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Backrooms and to summarise Backrooms is some weird creepy pasta about a bunch (maze) of empty backrooms that you can accidentally find yourself stuck in. Potentially occupied by creepy critters. If the son in the tweet is young it's not hard to imagine them believing this. We all believed stupid stuff as kids.

How the fucketh are those related???

I kind of like this one. It's about a dream and it's related to a real thing (cancel culture) even if the dream twisted that into a weird situation. That's just this persons brain doing some thinking while they're asleep. Unless it's in a completely inappropriate discussion forum then it seems fine.

This post is totally not gender. (Did I do it right? Are you proud of me grandson?)

Ok, can someone explain what they thought Ratio actually meant?

I mean, pregnancy is *technically* a sexually-transmitted infection… there’s another lifeform growing in there XD

Threw up in my mouth a little.

After a person lands their dream job, they may complain about the hours. After moving into a big house, they may complain about the mortgage rate. After having kids, they complain about the sleep deprivation.

I don't even understand what they're talking about here. Is the person complaining that he didn't turn enough? That he turned too much? I just don't get it.

In my personal opinion every filtered photo should automatically get a watermark with "artificial changed photograph" or something like that on it.

As someone with obsessive tendencies I actually stopped playing one of my all time favourite games when it started invading my dreams because I didn't want to love it to an unhealthy degree. Now I only play it occasionally; I still love it and have completed it several times, but I can love it without becoming obsessed. (Autism, man. It's a whole thing).

Do f**k off, then f**k off some more.

Fellas, is it incest to love someone not related to you?

I have questions but it's too early for the answers