35 Funny Tweets That Capture The Authenticity Of The ‘Magical’ Christmas Tree Decorating Season

I know doctors who do heart transplants that can't do this.

Liar. That's impossible.

If only they asked that at my husband's job interviews. He manages it every year and our Christmas tree is nearly 25 years old 😂

I have a good memory of literally walking through our woods in the snow with my mom and dad and cutting down our Christmas tree. The snow made everything quiet and magical. Literally a Hallmark movie kind of moment. But 50 years later I'd rather have a modest artificial tree I can reuse. Even though most real xmas trees are farmed, it still bugs me to see all those real trees cut down and tossed each year. I was thinking 'hundreds of thousands' but I just found this - "According to the National Christmas Tree Association, roughly 25 to 30 million real Christmas trees are sold annually in the United States."

I'm allergic to pine trees :(

we use get a real tree every year but it's a hassle - it DOES get sticky ( but smells nice) , its browns and sheds if you don't sit it in some kind of fresh water bain

I just had that argument with my husband. Real trees ftw

When we were little our mom used to rearrange the tinsel that we threw in globs at the Christmas tree into beautiful orderly tinsel. Years later she told me she wouldn't have been able to sleep at night without fixing that tinsel. Lol.

I got my toddlers their own little trees and their own non-breakable ornaments. They loved decorating, taking the ornaments off and playing with them, then redecorating. They loved that it was their very own tree.

I got to my teens, and decorating the tree felt like such a chore. Then my dad moved out and we had to do two trees and it was worse!

Bury it with the body.

If it's fake it should just wipe off.

Say what?! Blood?!

Hydrogen peroxide

See after the next ad break: how to make an explosive spontanious combusting tree

More info needed...How old is that son?

snow ;)

I'm seriously considering leaving everything in it, wrapping it up, and taking the whole thing up to storage in the attic

We have an all-season tree, and my daughter decorates it for each season. Grandson decorated it for Christmas this year.

I keep mine up in the library all year.

Im Jewish, don't know to take it in as an offense or a compliment, or neither?

I want the life where "my pig" knocks over the Christmas tree. I wouldn't complain.

Pigs do be like that some times . . . .

Christmas ham it is then. 🍖

see you in the next life 🫡

Wife wasn't upset at all, in fact she invited Chris P. over for dinner!

Also helps against the pig running it over again

i like cactuses

Whatta prick.. \(",)/

Genius

Good try but the kids will win, they always do.

I'ma have to ask the Mrs. if Sarcastic Mommy is her secret Twitter.

My dad and I have this tradition where we go to the tree lot nearest his house and every year the guy running it tells us we beat the record for fastest tree selection.

Followed up quickly by another five words, "Kids, please don't tell mom!"

Let's buy new from amazon ...

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Ten minutes in, my wife needs me to put ornaments in places she can't reach and I always get it wrong. We tried a laser pointer one year and TheGoodBoi almost tackled the tree...

Me: “It has lights. That’s festive enough.”

I don't mind the decorating part its the fluffing it out, adding the filler garlands, adding the lights.. eff it, I think I'm gonna get a real tree this year. Shake the c**p off outside, add the lights, then decorate.