Christmas time is not just mistletoe and wine, but also a great inspiration for many funny fails and the absolute best Christmas jokes. Do you wonder why that is? Well, let's start with the fact that you will most likely be meeting some weird relatives that you only see once a year, the other more obvious thing is that people tend to relax from all the worries at this time, and, inspired by the Christmas spirit, let themselves a bit loose. And that is where the best memes come from.
The Christmas season is in the air, the usual holiday songs permeate the airwaves, decorated trees have been set-up, and of course, shoppers have begun to flood the shops and malls. Depending on you, this time of year can be the best or incredibly stressful, so take a break from trimming the tree and check out some funny memes.
These Christmas memes collected by Bored Panda are sure to put you in the holiday spirit or at least give you a good laugh. From not being able to afford that perfect present to the inevitable holiday weight, these funny jokes remind us it wouldn't be the holidays without some bumps in the road. So put on the hot cocoa and scroll down and don't forget to upvote your faves!
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This dog has much more understanding of guilt than does the president of the USA. If there can be only one pardon, this fellow gets it.
I did this a few years ago as a joke. No one thought it was funny. My family doesn't get my humor lol.
Tell Linda and the kids to get a sense of humour. Lol
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Bah hahahahahahaha!! Reminds me of my adorable, loving & beautiful, but bat s**t crazy daughter-in-law. She's forever re-purposing wrapping paper. It's at the point where I look forward not as much to her gifts, but to seeing what kind of paper she's wrapped them in & how she's managed to 'label' it suit the occasion! She's truly the best kid on earth, bless her. And I'd be lost without her cracking me up & saving the day at the same time. Not to mention absolutely shattered without her love.
I got presents like that. Remember getting one that was half Christmas paper half birthday paper. My Birthday is in August. Of course Mom would wake me somewhere between midnight and 1st cause she was to excited to wait for morning!
My dog’s first Christmas, he was scared of the tree. He would bark at it and would not go anywhere near it... until he got used to it and then...
I thought that it was going to end with "so we slapped a restraining order on him."
Ah yes, my parent's favorite excuse. That and "We provide you a roof over your heads, and money for food and clothes." You LEGALLY have to do that as I am a minor and your child...that is not a "gift'... you would be trouble with the law if you didn't. Sigh...
where do you live that they wait until after halloween?! i wish they waited that long!!
This is actually just the attiude of the parents who claim that their children should be grateful for being born. The above things are no gifts; if you deprive your children of them you are conducting abuse and deprivation, and it is unlawful on top of that. so, get off you "it's my house" high horse.
Grinch driving a Bentley and throwing you out of a Jeep. It's a Christmas miracle ! :D
My mom HATES Christmas because it starts in November. I like to sing Christmas songs on Black Friday to annoy her.
Am I the only one who absolutely loves to start celebrating Christmas early??? I've been ready for Christmas since November! (But that might just be because where I'm from, it started snowing in October XD)
I'm an early celebrater too, ha ha. It's hard not to be when the day after Halloween there's already Xmas decorations everywhere
Load More Replies...It's officially December first, let the seasonal Christmas magic and wonderment begin! Bring on the carols both old (jingle those bells and deck those halls!) and new (I'm looking at you, Mariah and Wham!), the cheesy movies and TV specials (my old buddy Rudolph! Frosty! Jimmy Stewart!), and let the tinsel and LED icicles rain down! But, come the morning of January 1st, I want it all to cease and desist until the following December. That's the only way I can stay sane. Well, that and a little rum in my eggnog.
I worked in retail for 45 years and Christmas is not fun or funny. You wouldn't believe!
I don't care how many memes you put up, I'm still not interested in having a holly, jolly, Christmas.
Hello Sufjan Stevens, I'm waiting for your traditional 6-year pack of christmas songs. In the meantime, I'll be singing "I'm a xmas unicorn"
Am I the only one who absolutely loves to start celebrating Christmas early??? I've been ready for Christmas since November! (But that might just be because where I'm from, it started snowing in October XD)
I'm an early celebrater too, ha ha. It's hard not to be when the day after Halloween there's already Xmas decorations everywhere
Load More Replies...It's officially December first, let the seasonal Christmas magic and wonderment begin! Bring on the carols both old (jingle those bells and deck those halls!) and new (I'm looking at you, Mariah and Wham!), the cheesy movies and TV specials (my old buddy Rudolph! Frosty! Jimmy Stewart!), and let the tinsel and LED icicles rain down! But, come the morning of January 1st, I want it all to cease and desist until the following December. That's the only way I can stay sane. Well, that and a little rum in my eggnog.
I worked in retail for 45 years and Christmas is not fun or funny. You wouldn't believe!
I don't care how many memes you put up, I'm still not interested in having a holly, jolly, Christmas.
Hello Sufjan Stevens, I'm waiting for your traditional 6-year pack of christmas songs. In the meantime, I'll be singing "I'm a xmas unicorn"