50 Epic Christmas Design Fails That You Will Find Hard To Believe Actually Happened

Chris Lieu 7 years ago

I think it's supposed to be swans

11points

Kenny Kulbiski 7 years ago

Agreed. If she's a grandmother she's gotta know.

8points

Pam Avis 7 years ago

Yup!

5points

Jason H. 7 years ago

IKR?! And they are at about mouth height too because instead of leaving them lay on the table they are straight up in the glasses lol

3points

Marianne Grann 7 years ago

To the d**k clubs annual meeting!

0points

RaroaRaroa 7 years ago

It's probably not even a Christmas occassion.

0points

Teatreehw 7 years ago

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Angela Williams 7 years ago

The 12 d***s of Christmas.

31points

Lillukka79 7 years ago

😂

4points

Adria Rhodes 7 years ago

Angela, you're my favorite!!

1point

The Cube Cat 7 years ago

EVERYONE STOP WHAT YOU'RE DOING AND UPVOTE HER

0points

Victor Calamity 7 years ago

I just wanna know what Gramma used for a model

18points

Adogcalledkitty 7 years ago

Grandpa

27points

Brian Siador 7 years ago

“Cocktails, anyone?”

15points

Cheri Hayes 7 years ago

Ding! Ding! Ding! I love it.

2points

Vickie Owens 7 years ago

Dickerations!

13points

Kimi 7 years ago

👍🏼🤣😂

0points

Patty 7 years ago

Swans, guys. Swans. Awesome

11points

Victor Calamity 7 years ago

"Swans"? The hell kind of farm did you grow up on?

27points

Full Name 7 years ago

Is that what the kids are calling them these days?

10points

Rabbitt209 7 years ago

Thank you!

2points

just a thought ! 7 years ago

I actually thought they were swans until I saw your comment 😂😂

0points

Victor Calamity 7 years ago

All I know is... I ain't wiping MY mouth with one of those

10points

Alamaine Mcgregor 7 years ago

🤣🤣🤣

1point

Shirley Foxcastle 7 years ago

Surely grandmothers have seen everything...

8points

Alicia Hawkins 7 years ago

Grandma's trolling you hardcore. I love it. XD

5points

7 years ago

How to do that??

5points

#2

Maybe Using "Let It Snow" Wrapping Paper Wasn't A Good Idea

Final score:

430points

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Neeraj Jha 7 years ago

Le Tits Now.. sounds French..

103points

Joe Sauer 7 years ago

Whores ad for 200 alex

6points

Samantha Robinson 7 years ago

*SNL Sean Connery Laugh*

8points

Plamen Dinkov Petkov 7 years ago

I get it ! ''Potent potables'' every time !

1point

Victor Calamity 7 years ago

What's the problem? That's on my Christmas wish list, too

3points

Panic!AtTheYeemo 7 years ago

girls: everything sounds sexy in french boys: le tits now

2points

Vaida Kuodytė 7 years ago

Oh I'm sure they knew perfectly what they were doing ;D.

2points

Angel 7 years ago

I know plenty of people that would LOVE to get a gifts wrapped like this lol

2points

Shanna Westhof 7 years ago

Sounds like a decent present

2points

d bradley 7 years ago

thanks! now I gotta go out and look for that paper

2points

Gridler Bing 6 years ago

Clearly photoshopped look at the "N" it doesn't follow the curve of the paper

1point

Slosh 7 years ago

eTits Now. The porn of the future.

1point

#3

Underpant Christmas Ornaments

Final score:

426points

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Neeraj Jha 7 years ago

It's in Bikinibottom!

132points

Robert Mutis 7 years ago

Maybe it's for Movember?

0points

Mama Panda 7 years ago

Captain Underpants was here!

9points

Victor Calamity 7 years ago

Well, it's too chilly for thongs, so...

7points

MJ 7 years ago

It's a tighty whitey Christmas.

4points

7 years ago

Who wouldn't want giant floating underwear on the streets? i know i would :PPPP

4points

Uwe Keim 7 years ago

It is in Germany, the town "Eislingen", my home town.

2points

Alicia Hawkins 7 years ago

Nothing says 'Christmas' quite like giant, levitating, lit-up panties.

2points

Luna 7 years ago

omg I think that is in Germany :O

2points

Christina Marian 7 years ago

Yes, I think it is Heidelberg. We laughed about that during my studies.

2points

Cip IESAN 7 years ago

Same pants in Romania, but 100 times the price, cos' the politicians needs money!

1point

Marissa Wolff 2 years ago

So, was this what ol' Bing was singing about?

0points

#4

I'm Gonna Put Them On My Christmas Tree Shaped Christmas Tree

Final score:

405points

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7 years ago

Just gonna push the upvote button shaped upvote buttons :PPPP

151points

Victor Calamity 7 years ago

Considering some of the other photos in this article, you should consider yourself lucky that these are bell-shaped bells

11points

Gayle Bynum Cardosa 7 years ago

I just love the heading on this one. Awesome.

8points

Alicia Hawkins 7 years ago

Anyone want a candy cane shaped candy cane?

2points

Marissa Wolff 2 years ago

Sure, but I want it inside my mug-shaped mug of hot cocoa along with some marshmallow-shaped marshmallows.

0points

Black Dahlia 7 years ago

Sound much better than the sturgeon-shaped bells.

2points

Amy Ferguson 7 years ago

From the department of Christmas redundancy department

2points

Nimue47 7 years ago

sounds logical to me...

1point

Bunnies are better!! 7 years ago

so what are they shaped like?

1point

Lila Nguyễn 6 years ago

Shaped like themselves

0points

Maria T. 7 years ago

Comment shaped comment.

1point

Luna 7 years ago

Yeah,well....at least you know what you are getting....

1point

Charlotte Brine 7 years ago

There is also another way to ensure what you are getting... it's called see through packaging!

0points

#5

I Found The Creepiest Christmas Decoration Today

Final score:

404points

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Hans 7 years ago

wow...this is soo wrong...

156points

Sophie Hu 7 years ago

yeah

0points

Victor Calamity 7 years ago

Oh, so Roy Moore was a mall Santa?

31points

Maureen Zappellini 7 years ago

After last night his best job goals are cleaning up after mall Santa ( his leering status keeps him from attending Santa level) BTW- was anyone else feeling sad for his underweight, harassed, poorly ridden horse yesterday?

10points

Shinomi Chan 7 years ago

That creepy snowman behind her does NOT help this situation!

12points

FABULOUS1 7 years ago

This is so wrong on so many levels

11points

Alicia Hawkins 7 years ago

I have several questions.

6points

James A. Smith Jr. 7 years ago

And it's not even Santa. It's Frosty. Not only abused but confused. Can't blame her

5points

Carmen Hernandez-Lara 7 years ago

So good it gave me an asthma attack!

4points

Anouk 7 years ago

omg

4points

Ganon Noyb 7 years ago

Whoever did this either has a veryyyy innocent mind or a very dirty one - going with the first one though (like pedestrians (“santa”) please stop for me because I’ve been well behaved).

3points

Paige Garberding 7 years ago

Okay, I get it! It's a stop sign and notice that she's been good for Santa! Yeah, that's it. Wow, talk about unartful wording!

2points

#6

The Mall In My City Is Getting Ready For Christmas With Bears That Stare Into Your Soul

Final score:

401points

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Hans 7 years ago

The walking dead – wildlife edition.

210points

Jose Baeyens 7 years ago

The Zombears are coming !

2points

Bway_Gonnabe11 7 years ago

they look stoned

27points

sh 7 years ago

Yeah they do.

5points

7 years ago

Than, all the lights turned off.

16points

Rebekah 7 years ago

Five Nights At Freddy's Holiday Special.

12points

Mhiller17 7 years ago

l would start crying wtf 😂

5points

Grayson Paige Simpson 7 years ago

THAT IS OFFICIALY CREEPY

4points

Steven Rundle 7 years ago

The look on my face when I go to the mall in December

3points

Jennifer Young 7 years ago

Five Nights at Freddy's: Holiday Edition

2points

Yunyann See 7 years ago

Five nights at Freddy being nice for once???!!

2points

Kiradit Mekanontchai 7 years ago

Reminds me of 5 nights at Freddy's! LOL

2points

#7

So Jolly This Year

Final score:

380points

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Hans 7 years ago

Please think twice...there is another way...

145points

Rainbow Unicorn 7 years ago

There are far less deadly ways to celebrate your joy ladies and gentlemen!

19points

Chyppa Homer 7 years ago

Well yeah, you could also jump for Jesus XD

0points

Troll Panda 7 years ago

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Eamonn Anderson 7 years ago

i shouldn't be laughing

19points

Jason Hook 7 years ago

I may have depression, but I'm sure as s**t not ending it because f*****g Santa told me to.

15points

Sue Brigham 7 years ago

That is in really poor taste, seriously, and I take very few things seriously.

7points

Mark Colbert 7 years ago

That IS in poor taste, and stop calling me Seriously

2points

Carol Gamali 7 years ago

This thing is so bad, that the person who did it won't even take credit for it.. There are some people who just might take it literally. Hope it's not in a school zone. Kids. Do the darndest things. ;)

-1point

Petra Christovová 7 years ago

Yes, obviously it is intentional .. this humour is too black even for me.

-1point

Victoria M-ski 7 years ago

Agreed.

-1point

Victor Calamity 7 years ago

It's a Wonderful Life

7points

Sandra 7 years ago

Christmas is stressful enough without this encouragement.....

4points

KT Trondsen 7 years ago

This is so inappropriate holy ffff

4points

Valerie Davis 7 years ago

Oh no!!!!

3points

Mike Cannon 7 years ago

But Santa, you have so much to live for.

3points

Rikke Hackner 7 years ago

Gosh I hope nobody actually took Santa's advice

3points

#8

My Grandmas New Candle Holders

Final score:

369points

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Jay Raman 7 years ago

I like to think all the member motif posts on here are real decor by the same grandma.

31points

Smerv 7 years ago

I'm not sure which would be merrier, that she had those on purpose or just pure innocent :'D

9points

7 years ago

WHY DO PEOPLE EVEN MAKE THIS??????

11points

Yo Mero 7 years ago

I imagine someone in the design department trolling religious people and see if he can get away with it.

5points

Sophia Keltie 7 years ago

what's with the grandmas and the d**ks?

9points

Oscar 7 years ago

The faces on the angels make this even greater

8points

Victor Calamity 7 years ago

If it's one thing I hate...it's a showoff

8points

Valerie Davis 7 years ago

By any chance, is this the same grandma who did the phallic symbol napkins as #1???

7points

Alicia Hawkins 7 years ago

I was about to comment that I wondered if it was related! XD

1point

James A. Smith Jr. 7 years ago

I'm trying to be objective. I have failed.

7points

Amir Rosenfeld 7 years ago

Grandmas these days, I'm telling ya...

7points

Lee Jacobson Premium 7 years ago

Grandma has a one track mind.....

4points

Charlene Brickey 7 years ago

Damn those angels look well OVER JOYED.

3points

#9

My Grandma Proudly Presented Her Christmas Cookies That Look Like A Candle

Final score:

330points

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Hawkeye Premium 7 years ago

I'll bet she's daring you guys to call her out on it...

161points

Marika Stanway 7 years ago

I so would. All these grandma's here making the d**k shaped Christmas decorations are definitely having a laugh at the expense of their families.

4points

Yvonne Blau 7 years ago

This is the same grandma that did the napkins, right?

54points

Amanda Harker 7 years ago

And has the candle holders!

10points

Ρεζά Ζαμανιάν 7 years ago

I really think that old people do this on purpose and secretly laugh their asses off with our reactions!

22points

Alicia Hawkins 7 years ago

Right? The elderly aren't as oblivious and innocent as some people seem to think. They're adults, too. They know what they're doing. XD

12points

Rikke Hackner 7 years ago

she was semenly unaware no doubt

10points

Friedlander Rosenzweig 7 years ago

Good one...

0points

Valerie Davis 7 years ago

Same grandma strikes again!

8points

Jason H. 7 years ago

OMG that would be soooo awkward for anybody to eat LMFAO!

8points

Victor Calamity 7 years ago

[BLUSHES] Uh...not necessarily...

7points

7 years ago

You win grandma :DDDD

7points

Pat Alsop 7 years ago

somebodys' grandma is a pervert apparently

6points

Mike Cannon 7 years ago

It's pretty clear what Grandma has on her mind this year.

4points

Ehren Thomsen 7 years ago

And with the filling, she make absolutely sure that her point was crystal clear.

0points

Vasanth 7 years ago

and that topping....

4points

#10

I Bought This Cup For My Wife Expecting It To Change From A Black Cup To A Christmas Scene

Final score:

319points

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Victor Calamity 7 years ago

What are you complaining about? It's exactly as pictured

146points

Sue Donim 7 years ago

the picture is misleading and false advertising ... this is a clear plastic cup that you can put inserts into ... NOT a ceramic mug that changes color to reveal a scene ... way difference in price.

0points

Beatz Girl (Erica) 7 years ago

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TC 7 years ago

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FABULOUS1 7 years ago

The BUY NOW on this post is funnier then the post itself

12points

Nadine Ducca 7 years ago

This one's just great. A classic of internet shopping.

9points

Angel 7 years ago

Took me a second to understand.. but I got it.. Terrible lol

7points

Anouk 7 years ago

Ahahahahah......hahahahaha!!! Someone in the printing company not getting a bonus this Christmas.

5points

Neeraj Jha 7 years ago

You had one job!

5points

Rainbow Unicorn 7 years ago

mugception

4points

Sarah Clark 7 years ago

the second picture is the actual mug! lol

3points

Stephen Epstein 7 years ago

It's comic sans what did you think

2points

N.Bagha 7 years ago

I too wonder what is the complaint about! The Mug in UK is known as Magic Mug.Can ne ordered from GOMUGS.CO

1point

#11

This Christmas Decoration Got Pulled From The Stores Because Of Its Unintentional Perversion

Final score:

277points

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Fredrik Bratlie 7 years ago

Nice sexy price too :D

176points

FABULOUS1 7 years ago

Oh my favorite price

3points

Charlene Brickey 7 years ago

The point Fredrik was making wasn't about the price, but the number 69. Understand now.

2points

Łukasz Markuszewski 7 years ago

It's in Danish or Norwegian krona, so it's about 11$

2points

Madison Unger 7 years ago

hahahahhahahahah i just noticed that!

2points

Lenny Vos-Groenendijk 7 years ago

Depends on the currency.

1point

Parvana szoelana 3 years ago

Let it snow

0points

Ranay Dollarhide 7 years ago

😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

0points

Victor Calamity 7 years ago

What sells it for me is that ecstatic look on Santa's face...Jolly Old Elf, indeed

13points

Rikke Hackner 7 years ago

yes he does look like he's enjoying it

0points

Anouk 7 years ago

Unintentional????

10points

Kitt'n Meridoc 7 years ago

Sure... "Unintentional"....

7points

BREAK YOUr perceptions 7 years ago

this. feels. PLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNED. the face, the placement, the price. all too perfect.

5points

Rebekah 7 years ago

Unintentional? Oh Really?

4points

Alicia Hawkins 7 years ago

I was like "...you sure about that?"

0points

00Sunburn00 7 years ago

😂 😂 😂 the best/worst part is that the products is listed as "Santa with a child"

4points

Valerie Davis 7 years ago

Oh my, guess grandma was at it again!

3points

CBN2143 7 years ago

UNINTENTIONAL?! HOW is that unintentional?

3points

TC 7 years ago

Unintentional ? Errr..

3points

#12

These Christmas Lights

Final score:

267points

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Victor Calamity 7 years ago

Wow, and I thought *I* was excited about Christmas!

121points

Rainbow Unicorn 7 years ago

Nobody is more excited for Christmas than the flying boners. Nobody.

13points

Lenny Vos-Groenendijk 7 years ago

I bet yours doesn't fly😉😉

2points

Mary Kroon 7 years ago

Funny!

1point

Painting Puddles 7 years ago

Flying d***s. Flying d***s everywhere

11points

_Cheetah123 7 years ago

jingle balls

7points

Marika Stanway 7 years ago

It’s a flying f***! I’ve heard of them, but never seen one before!

4points

Devin Robinson 7 years ago

D**k the halls with boughs of holly

2points

Ron Byrne 7 years ago

'D**k and balls with boughs of holly! Fa-la-la-la-laaaa, la-laaa-laaa-laaa!!!'

2points

Ron Byrne 7 years ago

D**k and balls with boughs of holly! Fa-la-la-la-laaa. La-laaa-laaa-laaa!

2points

Sandra 7 years ago

Follow the yellow d**k road....

2points

Sophia Keltie 7 years ago

deck the hall with balls and c***s, falalala

2points

Misterscooter 7 years ago

Nice twigs and berries.

2points

#13

New Sculpture Erected In Paris. It's A "Christmas Tree"

Final score:

265points

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Belle_Panda 7 years ago

B******g??

175points

Gayle Bynum Cardosa 7 years ago

uh, yeah. That's pretty much what they just put there. A big green one. Yay Paris. Happy Christmas and Merry Butt Plug.

49points

christina murray 7 years ago

this pic had me crying to keep the laughter in omfg loooool

5points

Mark Nilsson 7 years ago

Green before use...

1point

Thomas Haepp 7 years ago

B******G-AH

1point

Aarron Forste 7 years ago

tots mc goats

1point

Mo Leshone 7 years ago

Ooops didn't see that soz

0points

Mona-Lisa Omholt 7 years ago

Its your mom's (sry just had to.)

0points

Radu Daniel 7 years ago

Baguette

0points

Lenny Vos-Groenendijk 7 years ago

Noho!!! Christmas Tree!!

0points

Pseudo Puppy 7 years ago

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Mama Panda 7 years ago

Nice choice of words...."erected" (giggles like a 12 year old school girl)

21points

Marta Sobilo 7 years ago

I'm home alone, giggling like an idiot :D :D

1point

Mike Cannon 7 years ago

That looks like a real pain in the a*s.

6points

Mikleo 7 years ago

That "tree" was destroyed after a few days.

6points

Virgil Blue 7 years ago

"Oh butt plug tree, oh butt plug tree, how smooth your sides so seem to be."

5points

Marissa Wolff 2 years ago

🎶O, butt plug tree, o butt plug tree, how nicely you fit through my a**s.🎶

0points

Nanda Greg 7 years ago

it's not a Christmas tree, it's never been a tree. It's a modern work by Paul McCarthy at the International Contemporary Art Fair in October 2014

4points

Melissa J 7 years ago

Merry xmas from the giant green b******g!

4points

Smerv 7 years ago

"French...I like the way they think"

4points

Gottlob Frege 7 years ago

Jeff Koons you mean ?

0points

Victor Calamity 7 years ago

Well, that tall statue next to it isn't complaining

4points

Wise Girl 7 years ago

lol "erected"

3points

#14

Christmas Decorations Are A Little Different In Virginia Beach During The Daytime

Final score:

258points

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Victor Calamity 7 years ago

Ah... Christmas on Brokeback Mountain

148points

Troll Panda 7 years ago

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Mama Panda 7 years ago

"Oh lookie, I dropped my box"- same ol' dropped the soap in the shower gag hahahahaha

5points

Mary Waisanen 7 years ago

hahahh this is my town...knew it instantly from the picture.

3points

Jay Raman 7 years ago

Santa clauset

2points

Pi... 7 years ago

Ha ha. I get this one. They will light it up in sequence so that it looks like Santa is bending to pick up a present... without the lighting it looks ... er.... scandalous.

2points

Alicia Hawkins 7 years ago

Who knew Santa was into twincest?

1point

Elle Emme 7 years ago

LOL a Brokeback Christmas!

1point

James A. Smith Jr. 7 years ago

North Pole

1point

Elise 7 years ago

wanna see with the lighting XD

1point

Lucas MacPhail 7 years ago

giddyup

0points

#15

Merry Christmas

Final score:

257points

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Adogcalledkitty 7 years ago

So this is where grandma got the inspiration from.

144points

sh 7 years ago

Santa napkins, yes. That explains it.

8points

Valerie Davis 7 years ago

AH! So someone else agrees with me!

2points

Michele Lejeune 5 years ago

I'm DYING over here in California!!!

0points

Carol Gamali 7 years ago

LMAO

0points

Dorothy Cloud 7 years ago

I thought the same thing.

0points

Amanda Harker 7 years ago

Your comment makes this picture so much better.

0points

Elise 7 years ago

maybe grandma have a crush on santa

0points

Vervelende Panda 7 years ago

Santa's a total d**k head...

12points

Black Dahlia 7 years ago

Once you go hollow milk chocolate you never go back.

5points

Sandra 7 years ago

LMAO.....

1point

Panic!AtTheYeemo 7 years ago

when you meet him on Twitter vs. when you find out what he really wants

4points

7 years ago

I don't care its chocolate :PPPP

4points

Prashant Karnath 7 years ago

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Echo 7 years ago

Well when your chocolate D***s don't sell just wrap them as santa.

3points

Adriana E. Henricy 7 years ago

So many penises this christmas...

3points

Carol Gamali 7 years ago

LMAO

0points

Kate Swartz 7 years ago

Can't wait to put that in my mouth hahahaha

2points

DopethronePunkUK 7 years ago

This should be in a sex shop really, like in ann summers they have lots of chocolate c***s.

2points

Margaret Duncan 7 years ago

So cockamamie.

2points

#16

Yeah, You Don't Want Those Christmas Lights On Your Tree

Final score:

253points

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Anouk 7 years ago

Oh yes I do! I WANT fuckering lights on my tree, dammit!

150points

Black Dahlia 7 years ago

Flick you, mother flicker.

8points

Ehren Thomsen 7 years ago

Me too, dammit!

2points

Michele Lejeune 5 years ago

ROTFLMFAO!!!

0points

Jason Hook 7 years ago

12 s****y beers, 11 sexy ho's, 10 f*****g lights....

7points

Sarah Cleaver 7 years ago

5 gooold riiings!!!

0points

Alysha Jones 7 years ago

And this, ladies and gentlemen, is why kerning is important.

6points

Melissa J 7 years ago

Font people...always check the font

4points

Connie M 7 years ago

What kind of fuckery is that? LOL

4points

Gwen Johnson-Brown 7 years ago

Fonts matter...

3points

Marissa Wolff 2 years ago

For this box, I would've used Arnold Boecklin in all caps.

0points

FABULOUS1 7 years ago

Wow fuckering lights for only $10

3points

Victor Calamity 7 years ago

C'mon, Honey, read the box! That's what these lights are for...!"

3points

Amanda Harker 7 years ago

Might be more interesting than the boring old green and red lights we normally see.

2points

Mike Cannon 7 years ago

I'd like to see what a fuckering light does.

2points

#17

Drawing Hands On The Mcdonalds Mittens Can Result In An Entirely Different Meaning

Final score:

253points

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Neeraj Jha 7 years ago

Warmest Greetings from there? Did you have spicy food the last night?

77points

Hans 7 years ago

Serbian bean soup.

5points

7 years ago

Gasp!! How'd you know :0000

1point

Michele Lejeune 5 years ago

ROTFLMFAO!!!

0points

Phantom 6 years ago

This comment "cracks" me up

0points

Chocolate Quente e Biscoitos 7 years ago

I'm crying now! xD OMG

4points

Virgil Blue 7 years ago

It does explain where their coffee comes from...

3points

iammarkdizon 7 years ago

bootyful greetings indeed!

3points

Aahzmandus Pervect 7 years ago

An without fingers, what's this supposed to be?

3points

Amber Courtney 7 years ago

mittens. Didnt see it either

1point

tweetybird 7 years ago

i have a feeling that this was done on purpose

2points

James A. Smith Jr. 7 years ago

HHMMM! I sense a subliminal message here. Can't quite put my finger on it though.

2points

Liz Llanes 7 years ago

Greetings??? Warmest greetings my butt......

2points

Lady Lazarus 7 years ago

I think the hands were drawn later to help the message

2points

Ninshi TheImp 7 years ago

I can't stop laughing!

2points

#18

No Thanks Santa, I Don't Need Any Syrup On My Pancakes

Final score:

238points

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Neeraj Jha 7 years ago

So Santa is a Canadian?

70points

Rainbow Unicorn 7 years ago

And like all Canadians, he bleeds, sweats and pees maple syrup.

12points

Susan Zurbi-Feldesi 7 years ago

Yes, Neeraj Jha. Santa is Canadian. He lives at the North Pole, which is Canadian territory.

11points

Full Name 7 years ago

That would explain the generosity.

6points

Kathy Fisher 7 years ago

He's so Canadian he pees maple syrup

2points

mbergen 7 years ago

Definitely Canadian, his postal code is H0H 0H0 (seriously)

1point

Alicornia 7 years ago

well moose are from canada and are related to reindeer...

1point

Mark Nilsson 7 years ago

No

0points

Jake Lutick 7 years ago

Yeah, we all p**s maple syrup. Saves money.

0points

Megan Mose 7 years ago

? now getting racist?

0points

Carol Stephen 7 years ago

the menu says San Jose. Didn't know that was in Canada. And apparently the North Pole is in international waters...?

0points

Shanna Westhof 7 years ago

Santa Syrup ((shudders))

7points

Black Dahlia 7 years ago

The question is is which hole is it coming out of.

4points

Hans 7 years ago

Santa needs a little more hydration obviously.

3points

Victor Calamity 7 years ago

Two words, Santa... "adult diapers"

3points

Freya the Wanderer 7 years ago

What were they thinking when they juxtaposed the clip art that way?

2points

Haley Sterne 7 years ago

When you have to go you have to go-ho-ho!

2points

Mike Cannon 7 years ago

I think I'll pass Santa, thanks anyway.

2points

James A. Smith Jr. 7 years ago

My suit runnith over

2points

Nancy Beiman 3 years ago

Don't eat the yellow pancakes

1point

#19

Mall Christmas Tree

Final score:

228points

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Daria B 7 years ago

When a grumpy one gets assigned to set the Christmas tree....

68points

AQUINNAH POLOZOLA 6 years ago

and needs to poop

2points

Bashicka 7 years ago

oh, s**t!

27points

Charlene Brickey 7 years ago

Your so right, one big dump with a swirl on top.

3points

Shanna Westhof 7 years ago

Some lyrics come to mind..."Mr Hankey, the Christmas Poo..."

18points

Anouk 7 years ago

teehee :)

3points

FABULOUS1 7 years ago

Nothing like a big pile of s**t with lights to get you in the Christmas spirit

14points

Chieri 7 years ago

WE WISH YOU A MERRY CHRISTMASSSS.... AND A HAPPY POOO YEARRRRR

11points

Gigi Amaral 7 years ago

Not even The Grinch would come out with this!

11points

Lurchie 7 years ago

I don't see what's wrong? I'm just gonna sing my favorite carol - "Oh Christmas Poo"

9points

Gwen Johnson-Brown 7 years ago

The reindeer got loose...

8points

Debra Timah 7 years ago

holy c**p...

6points

Chyppa Homer 7 years ago

...and here we have an illustration of our sincerest feelings toward our customers...

4points

#20

I Sat There, Staring, Wonderding Why My Religious Mother In Law Had A Severed Toe Christmas Tree Orament. Upon Closer Inspection...

Final score:

213points

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Gayle Bynum Cardosa 7 years ago

who DOESN'T hang body parts off of their Christmas tree?

76points

ChubbySquid 7 years ago

Not me. I use the full, unbutchered corpse.

21points

MoonChild 7 years ago

Ikr? Anyone who doesn't do that needs to! Ah, alas I don't have any puns regarding this, but if I did, it would have been pretty killer, huh? Lol

4points

Janina Prado 7 years ago

cannibals, because there are no leftover body parts.

0points

The Cube Cat 7 years ago

Excuse me while I go get the Halloween decorations out of storage.

0points

Echo 7 years ago

Another Christmas c**p. I mean cheer. Brought to you by Made in China.

5points

John Bennick 7 years ago

You sure that isn't a Lorena Bobbitt ornament?

3points

Christina Sersif 7 years ago

aside from what it looks like, why would anyone want this creepy thing as an ornament?

2points

Amanda Harker 7 years ago

I honestly thought it was a toe ornament too!

1point

James A. Smith Jr. 7 years ago

All wrapped up skin tight

1point

__Dog Person__ 7 years ago

Baby looks so dead inside

1point

Nancy Beiman 3 years ago

It's a mistle TOE. Get it?

0points

Michele Lejeune 5 years ago

ROTFLMFAO!!!

0points

AQUINNAH POLOZOLA 6 years ago

finally! something not dirty- minded!!!!

0points

#21

Accidentally Sent My Son To School With His Newly Bought Ugly Christmas Sweater. Didn't Realize What Santa Was Doing Until His Kindergarten Teacher Pointed It Out When I Picked Him Up After School

Final score:

208points

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Elise 7 years ago

savage santa

52points

Lucky Vine 6 years ago

"Savage" is brutally beating a helpless animal or child, not taking a p**s in the snow.

1point

Madison Unger 7 years ago

This is hilarious! I would totally wear this everywhere!

16points

Full Name 7 years ago

It's okay. It's maple syrup, remember?

13points

James A. Smith Jr. 7 years ago

Santa will need more beer to add "And a Happy New Year"

8points

ChubbySquid 7 years ago

Bro, my dad wore that to work. That exact jumper. Only difference is he knew exactly what he was doing,

8points

Amanda Harker 7 years ago

Why is that design child sized?

6points

Joseph Barnett 7 years ago

Don't eat yellow snow!!!

4points

Elizabeth Butler 7 years ago

What...don't all boys write in the snow.....

3points

Freya the Wanderer 7 years ago

Reminds me of the kid who got a hand-me-down shirt. His mom thought it was the McDonald's logo with the slogan "I'm Lovin' it." Little did she know it was a knock-off with a pair of women's legs substituted for the Golden Arches--

2points

Marissa Wolff 2 years ago

Should've said "I'm f****n' it" because they're legs of a s**t.

0points

DopethronePunkUK 7 years ago

I like that jumper.

1point

#22

My Aunt Couldn't Understand Why Everyone Was Laughing At Her Ceramic Santa

Final score:

181points

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Ehren Thomsen 7 years ago

Actually, it's quite beautiful, I love the shades or red and the "embroidery" on the tunic. And the subtle innuendo, of course.

85points

Timothy Byrnes 7 years ago

LOL innuendo=italian suppository ;)

6points

Angel 7 years ago

You mean the not so subtle innuendo lol - it is very nice from the front though - just put it on a shelf with a wall behind it.

3points

Echo 7 years ago

I have to agree this isn't bad work this is just a lot of people with crooked minds :)

2points

Victor Calamity 7 years ago

You keep using the word "subtle"... i don't think it means what you think it means

2points

AQUINNAH POLOZOLA 6 years ago

me: why so many big words, huh? :D

1point

Magpie 7 years ago

Subtle ?

0points

Victor Calamity 7 years ago

"Gramma, why is Santa vibrating?"

3points

Alicia Hawkins 7 years ago

Business from the front, party from the back.

2points

Johanna Zamora 7 years ago

I think at this point people are reaching. Or reading too much Buzzfeed

1point

Black Dahlia 7 years ago

Claus in the pink and a tree in the stink?

1point

Michele Lejeune 5 years ago

ROTFLMFAO!!!

0points

Freya the Wanderer 7 years ago

Notice how many of these fails are phallic?

0points

Destiny nerd 7 years ago

I know what your relating to; it doesn't look like it.😶😶

0points

Mauricio Rosales 7 years ago

This aunt is the grandmother's sister, right?

0points

Carol Gamali 7 years ago

Hahahaha, a lot of pervs in the Christmas industry.

0points

#23

Christmas Tree Fail

Final score:

176points

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Bored Fox 7 years ago

At least the palm leaves are not decorated with the yellow lights...

66points

Ehren Thomsen 7 years ago

Or the white ones...

26points

Out of chocolate 7 years ago

Maybe it’s a strange new STD

3points

Amanda Metzger 7 years ago

or white

1point

Alicia Swanson 2 years ago

Or white lights. 😂😂😂

0points

Sandra 7 years ago

Maybe he had asperagus for dinner.....

0points

Gwen Johnson-Brown 7 years ago

On purpose, to p**s off the neighbors...like my mooning elf.

4points

Panic!AtTheYeemo 7 years ago

neighbours decorated their lawn penis again....

2points

Victor Calamity 7 years ago

Now that's an impressive display!

2points

Gayle Bynum Cardosa 7 years ago

better get that checked

2points

Angie Hamilton 7 years ago

Cuming

1point

Brian Siador 7 years ago

“Oh cum, all ye faithful...”

1point

Nadine Ducca 7 years ago

Took me a while to understand that the light-up writing on the wall behind the tree actually says "Seasons (greetings)" and not "Sensors (something)."

1point

Michele Lejeune 5 years ago

ROTFLMFAO!!!

0points

AQUINNAH POLOZOLA 6 years ago

Me: this looks like a scary lady with giant hair Friend: Ya think?!?!?!

0points

#24

My Mom Saw Nothing Weird About This Christmas Decoration. I Beg To Differ

Final score:

175points

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7 years ago

Oh god they're stuck

49points

Z 7 years ago

what is is supposed to be other than a very happy snowman threesome?

8points

Troy Currie 7 years ago

Mom and kid are riding on dad's back like a snow-sled...haven't any of you seen Frosty the Snowman???

2points

Rikke Hackner 7 years ago

Making snow

3points

Azrael Ariel 7 years ago

Frozen. Just can't let go.

1point

Linda Bassett 7 years ago

only dirty minds...

1point

James A. Smith Jr. 7 years ago

Snow Porn. That's Hard core

1point

Liz Llanes 7 years ago

Weeee...it looks like threesome to me...

1point

Victor Calamity 7 years ago

It turned out to be the Snows' most popular Christmas Card

1point

Danielle Wigger 5 years ago

nothing here, pass on please

0points

Michele Lejeune 5 years ago

ROTFLMFAO!!!

0points

#25

This Looks Sooo Wrong

Final score:

174points

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Pi... 7 years ago

Bwaahaha!

44points

Sophie Hu 7 years ago

lol

0points

Victor Calamity 7 years ago

Well, where did you THINK Christmas trees came from?

13points

Barbara Baxendale 7 years ago

You can stick that tree were the sun don't shine, literally !!

5points

Victor Calamity 7 years ago

Hee hee...good one!

0points

Misterscooter 7 years ago

Eat more fiber.

3points

Alicia Hawkins 7 years ago

Nothing puts people in the holiday spirit like an animal projectile-s******g a pine tree.

2points

Alejandro Taira 7 years ago

Don't eat the seeds... Don't eat the se... Do what you want...

2points

AQUINNAH POLOZOLA 6 years ago

yeah... poor grass dog has a christmas tree stuck up his butt

1point

Sue Donim 7 years ago

a plant bear that has gas caught at the moment of passing .

1point

Lana 7 years ago

Well, poop DOES fertilise the ground for crops to grow on :)

1point

Jeremy Yip 7 years ago

Forgot the lights.

1point

#26

Is This The “White Christmas” They’re All Talking About?

Final score:

174points

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Anouk 7 years ago

and a very bukkake Christmas to you!

120points

Pi... 7 years ago

Loool! XD

4points

7 years ago

Perfect lel

3points

Ashley Mason 7 years ago

HA! Stole the words right out of my mouth

2points

Parvana szoelana 3 years ago

Let it Snow

0points

Gwen Johnson-Brown 7 years ago

Seriously, why do these things have blow up doll faces??? Singing looks different!

8points

Petra Marczis 7 years ago

oh gosh, why? why???? :D

3points

Britt-Liz Hayward 7 years ago

This is a Lucia, a Swedish tradition and she arrives on Dec 13th to light up the dark!!!!

2points

Eamonn Anderson 7 years ago

OH MY F*****G GOD I ACTUALLY CANT WITH THIS ONE

2points

Alicia Hawkins 7 years ago

Oh my god. XD I'm almost crying from laughing so hard. This is terrible but hilarious.

1point

Chyppa Homer 7 years ago

And a faptastic holiday to everyone !

1point

Victor Calamity 7 years ago

"Hang on, you got a little in your eye..."

1point

Ambry Petersen 11 months ago

Frozen snotcicle

0points

Jameer 3 years ago

Merry Cvmshot

0points

#27

Santa's Beard Grows With The Souls Of Children

Final score:

173points

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Nadine Ducca 7 years ago

There's even a kid stuck in his eyebrow.

54points

Elle Emme 7 years ago

Nice!!!

1point

Victor Calamity 7 years ago

"Mommy, if I'm bad, will Santa leave me coal?" "Uh, no, sweetie...not this year..."

8points

James A. Smith Jr. 7 years ago

Wow. He kills you when your sleeping.......Even if you are awake.....He kills you if your bad or good.... So run for goodness sake

7points

BREAK YOUr perceptions 7 years ago

so THATS what happens to the naughty kids....

6points

Angel 7 years ago

So creepy

4points

Jessica Lynn 7 years ago

OMG this is so damn creepy lol

3points

tsuki nercua 7 years ago

Those were naughty children

3points

Out of chocolate 7 years ago

Why? Where did you *think* the naughty kids went?

3points

Jacqui Wilson 7 years ago

Well that's my nightmare sorted for this evening then......

3points

Rainbow Unicorn 7 years ago

Now we know what happens to naughty children, he eats their souls.

2points

#28

Lularoe Strikes Again With The Random Placement Of Santa's Hand

Final score:

161points

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Victor Calamity 7 years ago

...sorry, what? I was a little distracted by THE ENTIRE PICTURE

70points

Master Markus 7 years ago

It's super ugly. Just get STRIPED ones, you don't need randomly-placed Santas.

7points

Doglova 7 years ago

Why are there upside down Santa's on her knees for goodness sake!

6points

lala la 7 years ago

Uhm.. maybe so they'll look at her when she sits down? no clue lmao

1point

Mama Panda 7 years ago

Santa has a long a*s arm!!! (see what I did there hahaha)

5points

7 years ago

What are ya doing in there Santa?? That's not a chimney I tell you

5points

Black Dahlia 7 years ago

There's a jolly little elf exiting her hoo-ha and a T-3000 exiting her belly button.

4points

AspieGirl88 7 years ago

That tiny hand on her crotch, though! LMAO. 😂

4points

Hans 7 years ago

free Santa!

4points

Samantha Robinson 7 years ago

After a long night of eating cookies and delivering presents, Santa entertains the elves by performing magic tricks with one 'lucky' assistant.

3points

Var Vas 7 years ago

Hello santa!

3points

makki 7 years ago

the santas are saying "STOP! get your own butt! we claim this one!!"

3points

#29

This Christmas Ornament

Final score:

156points

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Paul White 7 years ago

must be at a fertility clinic

11points

Ana Sullivan 7 years ago

Ewwww it's a SANTA BABY!

3points

FABULOUS1 7 years ago

Snowman sperm?

3points

Isabel Care 7 years ago

santa sperm icicle

2points

Gigi Amaral 7 years ago

It should be used at a fertility clinic decoration

2points

TC 7 years ago

Nativity...

1point

brandon sat 7 years ago

oh sperm a claus, oh sperm a claus...

1point

7 years ago

Nice hair Santa

1point

Mandy Mw 7 years ago

That's what Santa's sperm looks like.

0points

Elizabeth Murphy Wingrove 7 years ago

Baby of Christmas future!!!

0points

#30

Why You Don’t Put Christmas Lights On Palm Trees

Final score:

156points

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tatty! 7 years ago

You dont ask !! You just dont !

19points

Panic!AtTheYeemo 7 years ago

the girl in front: do you see this s**t? the mall decorated their lawn orgy again!

2points

DopethronePunkUK 7 years ago

Let the seed of love gush forth!

2points

Victor Calamity 7 years ago

"...and that's what Christmas is all about, Charlie Brown..."

2points

James A. Smith Jr. 7 years ago

Just a c**k..walk... in the park

1point

Liz Llanes 7 years ago

Coz it looks like d***s bursting with glittering sperms...

1point

Michele Lejeune 5 years ago

Can you EVEN imagine this ALL around US, in Southern California??? TOO EFFING FUNNY!!!

0points

Laura Ferretti 7 years ago

Yup,I live near this city...

0points

Scruffy Streeter 7 years ago

Was this in LA?

0points

Chele Pataciuta 7 years ago

Those are the decorations that the town of Civitanova Marche (Italy) payed with people's taxes...

0points

#31

Rudolph’s Nose Was Not The Only Thing That Turned Red That Year

Final score:

148points

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Heather Johnson 7 years ago

Nice sack!

29points

Melissa J 7 years ago

Wow. Donners ornaments are out!

4points

Victor Calamity 7 years ago

Santa: "So, hey, Alan...Rudolph's not available this Christmas Eve, and the blizzard is getting worse...just throwin it out there..."

4points

Misterscooter 7 years ago

Reindeer Games unrated.

3points

Gyan Ranjan Pruthal 7 years ago

Oh balls!!!

1point

Kris Ruddy 7 years ago

Someone got Rudolphs body parts confused!

1point

Liz Llanes 7 years ago

Ohhh my....red balls???

1point

Elise 7 years ago

and rudolph is shocked too

1point

David Watson 7 years ago

Well at least they're not blue....

0points

Freya the Wanderer 7 years ago

Well, red balls are better than blue balls!

0points

#32

Not Sure If Christmas Or Murder Scene....

Final score:

146points

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Anouk 7 years ago

Merry Christmas from Dexter xx

111points

Pi... 7 years ago

Your comments are straight from my mind! :-D

6points

Victor Calamity 7 years ago

Oh, I believe, all right... I believe somebody better call CSI

3points

Daria B 7 years ago

Ooooor... Leakage. ♥

3points

Gwen Johnson-Brown 7 years ago

A Very Merry Dexter Christmas.

2points

Alana Dill 7 years ago

I do believe in zombies! I do! I do!

1point

Alicia Hawkins 7 years ago

"Believe in the magic of Christmas...OR ELSE."

1point

Mike Cannon 7 years ago

People do get a little stressed around Christmas.

1point

Paul White 7 years ago

Bloody Hell. hahaha

1point

Anna Brown 7 years ago

I like it

1point

Si-Naron 7 years ago

Fargo :D

1point

#33

Thought I Would Share This Lovely Ornament I Found

Final score:

143points

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Pi... 7 years ago

Centaur Claus.

56points

Panic!AtTheYeemo 7 years ago

its a SANTAur

0points

Nadine Ducca 7 years ago

This one's great! Onward, Santaur!

9points

Ehren Thomsen 7 years ago

And it's NOT a design fail, it's purposefully designed to look like this. A whole brand (designers team, marketing team, sales department, CEO...) joined their efforts just to put this pun on the shelves AND make money from it. RESPEKT. GO SANTAUR!!!

4points

Heidrance 7 years ago

that... is magnificent.

4points

Ben Lavalleur 7 years ago

Apparently Santa and Rudolph had a bit to drink one night.

3points

Alicia Hawkins 7 years ago

That's actually kind of awesome.

2points

Flisey 7 years ago

WTF?

1point

John Baker 7 years ago

Who thinks up this c**p? And what kind of drugs are they on?

1point

Christina Cordova 7 years ago

Where did you find this? I get my husband a weird ornament every year and he must have this one!

1point

Randall Brynsvold 7 years ago

Get one here: https://mcphee.com/search?q=santaur

0points

Elle Emme 7 years ago

I have found my christmas nirvana. I must have this!

1point

Hamlets twin 7 years ago

At least this one is what its supposed to be

1point

#34

These Four Ornaments

Final score:

141points

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Daria B 7 years ago

The fourth is the box.

84points

Neeraj Jha 7 years ago

or JOOOOHN CENA!

9points

Echo 7 years ago

Lol it's almost not funny anymore how bad this stuff is. It's a joke right? I mean the c**p they make now is so bad and that probably cost 12 dollars or something. Heheh.

3points

Haley Sterne 7 years ago

Is this that conceptualized math c**p?

2points

Steven Rundle 7 years ago

THERE ARE THREE ORNAMENTS!

2points

Nimue47 7 years ago

LOL I wanted to say that too ! Way to go Picard.

0points

Dorothy Cloud 7 years ago

Probably not made in America. But, is anything made here anymore?

1point

Erin Hunter 7 years ago

You had ONE JOB!

1point

William Bonner 7 years ago

"Four shalt thou not count, nor either count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three."

1point

Janina Prado 7 years ago

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahah!!!! phew... good laugh. thanks!

0points

Sharon Hahn 7 years ago

By the looks on the faces, they must have seen who took the fourth one.

1point

Rikke Hackner 7 years ago

lol

0points

Brian Siador 7 years ago

“There are...FOUR LIGHTS!”

1point

Star 7 years ago

I didn’t quite understand until I read it a few times.

1point

Cat person 7 years ago

That's because you must have automatically looked for something dirty since all the other posts were dirty

3points

#35

Who Decided To Turn This On?

Final score:

132points

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Victor Calamity 7 years ago

The real question is: HOW did they "turn it on"...

66points

Claire Silverman 7 years ago

Showed it some cladding?

2points

Slosh 7 years ago

The grandma from the first few lives in the same flat

1point

Timothy Byrnes 7 years ago

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Wanda Queen 7 years ago

Regardless....it's definitely....uh...."turned on"

2points

Sharon Palmer 7 years ago

I can't see anything it could innocently be?!

1point

Pi... 7 years ago

Whoever decided to turn it on, did in fact, turn.it.on! XD

1point

Elizabeth Butler 7 years ago

well this one is on purpose too

0points

Joey Dykens 7 years ago

Hey that's my apartment building

0points

Ana Sullivan 7 years ago

That's just art deco

0points

Blue Cicada 7 years ago

Looks like Art Deco influence.

0points

Liz Llanes 7 years ago

Another d***s...

0points

Andrei Maracineanu 7 years ago

Ore cine a avut ideea

0points

#36

Sure... "Reindeer"

Final score:

130points

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Nadine Ducca 7 years ago

It's chocolate. Everything is forgiven.

93points

Janina Prado 7 years ago

exactly.

0points

Shannon McKee 7 years ago

Recycling old Easter candy.

3points

Diane Nezar 7 years ago

How to recycle your Easter candy the Lindt way!

3points

Joanne Hudson 7 years ago

Squint.

2points

Stephen Hutchison 7 years ago

The Great Christmas/Easter Conspiracy.

2points

Rikke Hackner 7 years ago

haha how to use up the unsold easter bunnies

2points

Virgil Blue 7 years ago

Maybe they are jackalopes?

2points

Ana Sullivan 7 years ago

HAHAHAHHAAA I want flying bunnies... so much more awesome.

2points

Amy Ferguson 7 years ago

Oh come on, Lindt! Failing grade on recycling the bunny mold!

2points

Tamara Sager 7 years ago

Clever re-marketing of left over Easter bunnies?

2points

#37

This 12 Days Of Christmas Seek And Find Book For Children

Final score:

129points

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Gayle Bynum Cardosa 7 years ago

oh my god there are all kinds of wrong in that thing. creepy.

100points

Victor Calamity 7 years ago

Well, it is a "seek and find"

8points

Amy Ferguson 7 years ago

Dude the illustrator needs therapy

7points

Eamonn Anderson 7 years ago

A little perversion never hurt anyone except for when it always does

5points

Noctis Nix 7 years ago

In addition to that there's a lady with a hat and scarf made out of a fox. What's wrong with the illustrator?

4points

Elise 7 years ago

wrong, just wrong

4points

Jennifer .S 7 years ago

They found the chicken

3points

Olga Shahhova 6 years ago

Кошмар

1point

Carol Gamali 7 years ago

Wow, so many hidden messages being thrown out there at our children. WTF? Reminds me of They Live

1point

Cartlin Kelly 7 years ago

They always have dirty jokes for the parents hidden in the pictures. Seriously, look thru a Where's Waldo as an adult, and you'll find lots of stuff.

1point

#38

Because Sometimes, Christmas Can Be Shitty

Final score:

128points

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Pi... 7 years ago

This is awesome for lazy ppl with tiled flooring!

35points

Sue Boylan 7 years ago

... and cats!

3points

Bob White 7 years ago

Take the Christmas plunge!

2points

Dorothy Cloud 7 years ago

.....Well, what do we do with all these extra plungers? Hmmmm?

1point

Kris Ruddy 7 years ago

When you want to add Christmas to your bathrooms.

1point

Mike Cannon 7 years ago

You can stick it anywhere.

1point

Scruffy Streeter 7 years ago

I'm not sure if I want a toilet plunger that's capable of taking revenge.

1point

Katinka Min 7 years ago

WEll, with all that massive amount of eating and booze....

1point

Anastasia B 7 years ago

Can be put upside down

1point

Olga Shahhova 6 years ago

Как это мило! Аххахахахахааааа

0points

Marty Sunderland 7 years ago

Want to decorate your bathroom?

0points

#39

Bangkok's New Christmas Decorations

Final score:

125points

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Neeraj Jha 7 years ago

Hey that's Corporate World..

47points

Ehren Thomsen 7 years ago

Snowmen Centipede: Step One.

19points

Christina Sersif 7 years ago

how is this even Christmas related lol

10points

Sillyist 7 years ago

Kiss my a*s, kiss his a*s, kiss your a*s, happy Hanukkah

9points

Victor Calamity 7 years ago

OMG that's my favorite line from that movie!

1point

Victor Calamity 7 years ago

The Human Centipede Christmas Special

8points

Alicia Hawkins 7 years ago

First question...what is this supposed to have to do with Christmas?

4points

Rose Pak 7 years ago

human centipede: Christmas edition

3points

Jake Groninger 7 years ago

The Christmas human centipede

2points

Emily Antonio 7 years ago

Has anyone else seen the human centipede movie? Just saying....

2points

Eamonn Anderson 7 years ago

starting to sound like bang C**K

2points

Ehren Thomsen 7 years ago

I see your (dirty) hand and double with "Gangbangkok".

1point

#40

This Christmas Candle That My Mum Put Out

Final score:

124points

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Cyndi H 7 years ago

Saw: Christmas Special

68points

Mark Nilsson 7 years ago

It’s that time of the month...

1point

Schön 7 years ago

pole dancer on her period

19points

Amber Courtney 7 years ago

Same thoughts exactly XD

1point

Black Dahlia 7 years ago

Aunt Flo came early this December.

6points

Victor Calamity 7 years ago

Frosty's Halloween Special...this fall on CBS

6points

Paul White 7 years ago

must have had the christmas chili for dinner.

4points

Sean Wickham 7 years ago

It's that time of the month... Christmas, I mean!!

3points

Melissa J 7 years ago

Redrum Christmas!

3points

Panic!AtTheYeemo 7 years ago

MR snowman, I told you not to eat the curry

2points

Queen Nehelenia 7 years ago

Saqw part 10: Snowman's revenge.

2points

Veruuu its me 6 years ago

looks like snowman is on his period, isnt that snowwoman?

1point

#41

Reeses, I Need Answers

Final score:

117points

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d bradley 7 years ago

heavy chocolate snow accumulation on the branches?

47points

Cary Gillenwater 7 years ago

Tree, Egg, pumpkin, all the same delicious shape.

8points

Liz Llanes 7 years ago

Looks like poo to me...

5points

Victor Calamity 7 years ago

LOL Oh, Reese's...you're not even trying anymore

5points

Anaterka 7 years ago

Said "tree", not "Christmas tree". Looks a bit like a lime tree to me

3points

Shannon McKee 7 years ago

They still taste good. That's all that matters to me.

2points

Hans 7 years ago

Close enough

2points

Carol Gamali 7 years ago

turd.

1point

7 years ago

That makes it more i guess

1point

Josiah Koniecki 3 years ago

I've seen stuff like this before.....

0points

#42

Santa Did What?

Final score:

116points

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Daria B 7 years ago

Well, he's human too...

42points

Ehren Thomsen 7 years ago

And this is specifically the "toddler" version, soooo....

6points

Blue Cicada 7 years ago

Good to see this verb properly conjugated.

4points

Gothika 7 years ago

I don't get it....*-*

4points

Gothika 7 years ago

OMG NEVER MIND

4points

Wanda Queen 7 years ago

Santa shat a toddler, huh?

2points

Cody Eriksen 7 years ago

Not getting it.

2points

Victor Calamity 7 years ago

All those cookies and milk...

2points

Alicia Hawkins 7 years ago

That's not coal he's dropping into your stockings, kids. ;)

1point

Mike Cannon 7 years ago

Too much information.

1point

Kaylee Johnson 7 years ago

The greatest thing I've seen all day, thanks for this major design flaw!

1point

Destiny Cobb 3 years ago

💩

0points

#43

Don't Open Till Christmas

Final score:

110points

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C. Wang 7 years ago

Is everything okay at home, Heather?

10points

DopethronePunkUK 7 years ago

Sorry but did not a single person in this companies marketing team look at this and think....hmmmm maybe not.

7points

Master Markus 7 years ago

There are two ways to take this. Neither are good.

5points

Lucky Vine 6 years ago

Actually there are more than two ways, and still none of them are good.

0points

Brandon Carey 7 years ago

This has to be the worst one...wow. I can't see making this onesie even with naive goggles on.

4points

Daniel Duran 7 years ago

I know what pedobear wants for christmas

3points

Claire Hoyt 7 years ago

Is this what the catholic priests get the choir boys?

2points

Amanda Harker 7 years ago

Okay, I can see how something like this might be found in an X-rated store but made in a child size?

2points

Jessica Lynn 7 years ago

Well, that's a way to ensure your Christmas is s****y. And smelly.

2points

Wise Girl 7 years ago

It looks like thats on a child tho... Thats just wrong.

2points

Victoria M-ski 7 years ago

So wrong and distasteful

2points

#44

Oh Oh Oh Merry Christmas Everyone!

Final score:

110points

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Anouk 7 years ago

ah ah ah!

80points

Leslie Cully 7 years ago

That cracked me up!

5points

Victor Calamity 7 years ago

Awww...Santa's dyslexic

11points

The Cappy 7 years ago

Printed backwards maybe? But I have a friend who is a native Russian speaker, who writes "aha" where an English speaker would say "haha".

5points

Destiny Cobb 3 years ago

eh eh eh!

1point

Rebekah 7 years ago

And Santa was shocked when he heard the elves "playing" so loudly.

1point

Liz Llanes 7 years ago

Hohohohoho!!!

1point

Mandy Mw 7 years ago

Santa is coming...

0points

Daniele Giuffrida 7 years ago

I don't get it

0points

Thegreatcountryofverden 7 years ago

Santa dropped his mince pies, that's why he's saying "oh".

0points

Daria Mosyagina 7 years ago

Hydroxide ions.

0points

#45

Merry...Christmas?

Final score:

107points

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Crash Eclips 7 years ago

more like "holy shitmas'

8points

PolymathNecromancer 2 years ago

Hahaha!

0points

Christina Sersif 7 years ago

just tell me why she has fangs in her cheeks

4points

Mini Skafsgaard 7 years ago

creepy... kill it! kill it with fire!

3points

Phoebe Bean 7 years ago

Ah, the Chucky Angel is finally here!

3points

Just a man 7 years ago

Raiders angel-5a31...3a59b9.jpg

3points

Doc Thissen 7 years ago

As found in the home of a plastic surgeon whose license was revoked.

2points

Barbara Baxendale 7 years ago

It's the bride of Chucky !!

2points

Crochet lady 7 years ago

Oh hell no.

2points

Olive of the Meowls 3 years ago

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!

1point

Haley Sterne 7 years ago

Well Grandma did get run over by a reindeer!

1point

#46

Design Fail

Final score:

105points

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Nadine Ducca 7 years ago

What is that red thing even supposed to be?

80points

Nadine Ducca 7 years ago

It kinda looks like a high-heeled shoe seen from behind.

32points

Gavin Ivey 7 years ago

Penis. They definitely intended it to be a penis. There's no other plausible explanation.

19points

Kim Zaczynski 7 years ago

A red penis with purple balls? 😊. Pretty, isn’t it?

6points

Alejandro Taira 7 years ago

A penis... A christmas one... But definitely a penis..

4points

Heike 7 years ago

Bishop...

1point

Evangeline Dell 3 years ago

High heeled shoe

0points

Mandy Mw 7 years ago

I don't know, but I see something like it whenever my dog is happy.

0points

Lenny Vos-Groenendijk 7 years ago

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Victor Calamity 7 years ago

You should consider seeing your doctor if one, er, ornament is larger and darker than the other

4points

Bianca LY Sondaix 7 years ago

We should ask the grand-mas

2points

Erin Hunter 7 years ago

I'm...too sexy for my shoes...

1point

Rani Johnson 6 years ago

Um. One ball is bigger than the other....go see a urologist?

0points

Mandy Delaforce (PC Girl) 7 years ago

I think it's the heel of a shoe.

0points

Kris Ruddy 7 years ago

Translation is: "Natal space". It's Italian...how this relates to high-heeled shoes is beyond me. We all know what it looks like. :-)

0points

Mariah Paige Lillian Beane 7 years ago

ribbon?

0points

with a Y and a Z 7 years ago

just change the name by removing T and placing the first letter there

0points

Liz Llanes 7 years ago

Ohh...d**k with un even balls...is that possible?

0points

Victor Calamity 7 years ago

Oh, sure! I myself have...er, I mean...no! No, of course not!

0points

#47

When All You Want For Christmas Is A Safe Word...

Final score:

105points

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Victor Calamity 7 years ago

"Look, Mommy! He looks just like Daddy on Saturday nights!"

19points

Anouk 7 years ago

The title!......hahahaha!

10points

Shinomi Chan 7 years ago

Calm down Satan, I mean Santa.

7points

Tamás Polyák 7 years ago

Safe word, like: mmmphmphmmmmmphhhhhh!

6points

SUN-!-@ 7 years ago

Two shades of Christmas

4points

M O'Connell 7 years ago

BANANA!

3points

Sarcasticow 7 years ago

What's wrong with people?? Seriously?! There's even 2 extra pairs of those red things

2points

Star 7 years ago

Ooh, it spits them out like a little gun.

3points

Doc Thissen 7 years ago

Pineapple!

1point

Ginger Panda 7 years ago

The title. hahahah

1point

Melissa J 7 years ago

Seriously a

1point

#48

This Christmas Bag... From The Side

Final score:

100points

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Neeraj Jha 7 years ago

He's such a Dickhand

56points

Victor Calamity 7 years ago

[whispers]: "How do you get it to sparkle like that...?"

5points

NJG 7 years ago

Believe me, you REALLY don't want to know :-o

2points

Mandy Mw 7 years ago

It's probably that guy who keeps dipping his testicles in glitter...it's pretty nuts.

0points

Craig Wright 7 years ago

You have to drill tiny holes all around the top like I did...

-3points

Mylah Rose 7 years ago

I swear some designers do this s**t on purpose because they think it's funny.... so out of line

1point

Michele Lejeune 5 years ago

ROTFLMFAO!!!

0points

Veruuu its me 6 years ago

oh my god, everything about Christmas turned into soooo weird

0points

Jennifer McCraw 7 years ago

I've had a bag just like that lol

0points

Rhonda Keeney Vance 7 years ago

Omg , I’ve used these bags before ! Never noticed

0points

Freya the Wanderer 7 years ago

Now that's one excited reindeer!

0points

Eamonn Anderson 7 years ago

perfect snowflake

0points

Sally Linderman 7 years ago

Nothing wrong with this at all. It's a cartoon cow or calve. The hoof on the side does not come close to what you all are thinking. Most people wouldn't notice, because they have clean minds!

-2points

Mylah Rose 7 years ago

Sorry to hear you're having a difficult time Alicia. I understand that it can seem like it helps to lash out at people online, but in reality, I'd imagine it just keeps you feeling pretty miserable. I hope that things improve for you, if there is anything I can do to help, or if you need someone to talk to, don't hesitate. All the best.

0points