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As we showed you a few months back, the Dungeons & Dragons (D&D) alignments are making it to real life. So this time, let's take a closer look at a particularly funny one.

It's called chaotic neutral (and it even has its own subreddit). To put it simply, the term describes an individual who has no good or evil intentions, they simply do what they please, what they think is the best option at the moment.

The spontaneous nature of their actions means they can result in chaos and unpredictability but who can blame them if nobody gets hurt? After all, freedom is what matters!

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Thanks, I Hate Nouns That Are Adjectives

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When a player creates a character in D&D, they decide where to put that character on a moral axis. Are they good? Evil? Or morally neutral? Then they have to choose where their character fits on a law-abiding axis. Do they always obey the rules? Or do they believe that laws are meant to be broken? 

The best way to wrap your head around this concept is to imagine a grid, like "Hollywood Squares" or the opening credits of "The Brady Bunch" — nine squares in total, three on each side and one in the middle. The square in the upper left hand corner is "lawful good." That's Superman — the Boy Scout who cares about saving the planet. The next square over on the top row is "neutral good." For example, take "Star Trek". Captain Kirk is neutral good, because he is willing to break the rules if he thinks they're preventing him from doing as much good as possible. Now if we go to the last square on the right — "chaotic good" — we get someone like Robin Hood, who can never be tied down to any organization. These folks think the only way to do good in the world is to upend the social order.

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Prolly Why I'm Not Allowed To Have Any

Prolly Why I'm Not Allowed To Have Any

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'd be using my telekinesis to shoplift and water breathing abilities to find a cool place to sleep in the summer.

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In the middle row, we have morally neutral characters. "Lawful neutral" would be a mindless bureaucrat or a brutal enforcer like Javert from "Les Miserables" who hunts down the heroic ex-con Jean Valjean. "True neutral," in the center square, is a character like the Oracle in "The Matrix," who accumulates wisdom from witnessing everything but rarely chooses a side. The far-right square in the middle row is a really fun character. The star of our show, "chaotic neutral."

According to writer and graphic novelist Sam Sattin, that's someone who can be swayed based on who has the power. A good example could be Omar from "The Wire", the lone wolf who robs drug dealers, valuing his freedom and his survival equally.

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Could Be

Could Be

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I hate it when I sponteously create teeth. Especially while kissing..

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Hermione
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Remember dentists always talk to people who can’t respond so their one sided conversations can easily spiral into strange.

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Marcellus II
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is as 'good' as a dentist gets; on average they're all lawful evil.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

that dentist probably said all that with 2 hands in his patients mouth

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Kenny Kulbiski
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My dentist always asks me " how are you doing today? " I want to say " I'm sitting in a dentists chair, how do you f*****g think? " But i don't because he's got the pointy things and is in charge of the novocaine.

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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Mine does that too, but I probably got a nice one. She asks me about my future and we spend the whole visit talking. I thrive upon social interactions.

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Valentina R
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

who is your dentist they would actually make me want to go there

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Munchkin
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

now where can I find this dentist and can I go there once a month?

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James Hardaway
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I love this dentist! Sometimes just before I give an injection I tell my patients the whole reason I became a nurse was so I could legally stab people with sharp objects...

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Cvetan Nenov
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3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I became a dentist because I like making children cry - This is more likely a lawful evil. We need more such people :)

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I wish I could spontaneously grow teeth, it would be way cheaper than the dentist.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

my den-tite told me he doesn't make money on me anymore. i switched dentists.

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Faith Montecino
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Who on Earth are you, Orin Scrivello from Little Shop of Horrors?

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Jeff Bunn
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I like your dentist!! My old dentist was pulling one of my teeth and it was hurting. I complained and he asked me if I wanted more novocaine. I said yes, and he he yanked it out hard and said I’d have to come back for it next time!! There was never a next time!!!!

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Wait... you only spontaneously create them in your mouth, right??

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I only have one phobia - the dentists. I broke out in a cold sweat reading this.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I think I want to marry this dentist. And I don't ever want to get married again.

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Blackstone
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I need a new dentist. I like this one. Where can I find one like this?

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Sasha
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My dentist has a bunch of funny framed quotes that say stuff like "you dont have to brush all your teeth, only the ones you want to keep"

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Courtney Lunsford
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My dentist just talks to me about his son that I went to school with and asks me questions about my life that I can't answer because he has his fingers in my mouth... He's the best

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What's a dentist's favorite time of day? 2:30!! (Tooth hurty)

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

your dentist needs to see a therapist.... especially on the last one...

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My dentist would always give you a cup with a straw. Even after novocaine.

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7 Year Olds Just Be Like That

7 Year Olds Just Be Like That

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When Sattin holds writing seminars, he asks his students to figure out where their characters fit on this grid, and he encourages them to create characters who are conflicted. (They wish they belonged to one alignment, but they're something else.)

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The writer believes that storytelling takes off when characters of different alignments play off each other. "The most important part of writing is the way in which characters interact with each other," he explained.

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Thought This Belonged Here

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As we can see, these alignments appear in the real world as well. Patrick O'Connor, a sci-fi and fantasy fan as well as an assistant district attorney who prosecutes gang-related homicides in Brooklyn, imagines the gang members he prosecutes could be categorized as neutral evil on the character alignment spectrum.

In his own life, O'Connor always tries to follow the straight and narrow path. But that doesn't mean he’s drawn to lawful good characters in comic books. That's just boring!

His favorite character is Punisher, the Marvel vigilante who kills criminals because he doesn’t believe in the legal system.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Slightly off topic. Reminds me of my linguistics classes. I'd often be the only European (everyone else was Korean and Korean American, mostly), so sometimes I'd have to read phrases in languages I can read, but am not fluent in, such as German, for example. I can read it pretty well, though, because I studied it, and was good too, but I forgot it all.

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Welcome To Our Gander Reveal Party!

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

if i was this guy i would have gone a bit further with that conversation

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

There used to be a weird tradition around here of leaving cabbages with angry faces carved into them as a prank. So any sort of face would make that watermelon much more interesting.

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Comics have been filled with battles between good and evil, but audiences are also interested in watching characters on the same side fighting each other.

In season two of "Daredevil" and in the movies "Batman v. Superman" and "Captain America: Civil War," superheroes really duke it out.

These stories are about a conflict between personal ethics and the law. "That's how a lot of people feel, that they have these government forces they can't control, that are doing nefarious things," O'Connor said. "They feel marginalized, and they feel they can't trust the system. And so they take things into their own hands."

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Chaotic Neutral Finds A Lost Wallet

Chaotic Neutral Finds A Lost Wallet

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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's NY and they got everything but their cash, wallet and metro card back. They're very lucky

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Michael LaBossiere, who teaches philosophy at Florida A&M University, takes a more holistic approach and argues that each of us can embody the different character alignments at any point in our lives. It all depends on the situation.

"Sometimes we're more good, sometimes we're more neutral, or in some [cases], we fall into bad behavior," he said. "A person can be decent but have those neutral evil moments when they're selfish and take that last piece of pie."

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You must be rich, I imagine a grocery trip would cost you hundred of dollars

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Sooo.. This Fits Here Right?

Sooo.. This Fits Here Right?

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Made A Bookshelf For My Brick Collection

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London’s Tower Bridge Was Completely Shut Off Today Because A Man Decided To Sun Bathe On One Of Its Support Beams

London’s Tower Bridge Was Completely Shut Off Today Because A Man Decided To Sun Bathe On One Of Its Support Beams

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Being oppositional just for the sake of it. Keeping the dream alive.

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The Actual, Real World Embodiment Of Chaotic Neutral

The Actual, Real World Embodiment Of Chaotic Neutral

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Feels Pretty Chaotic Neutral To Me

Feels Pretty Chaotic Neutral To Me

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You're Lying If You Said You Never Thought About Doing This

You're Lying If You Said You Never Thought About Doing This

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Trying to explain it to the lockpicker: "Uhmm, you see, it's not my door..."

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I Found This Subreddit To Post This

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I Make Horrible Things. Here’s A Paintbrush You Can Lick People With

I Make Horrible Things. Here’s A Paintbrush You Can Lick People With

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There's A Lack Of Quality Cn Recently So I Thought I Might Post One

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I Dont Even Wanna Confuse Search Algorithms, I Was Wanna Do It!

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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Or google "why are google stocks suddenly going down" and enjoy the chaos.

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Hmmm

Hmmm

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The Peel Is Where All The Nutrients Are

The Peel Is Where All The Nutrients Are

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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Good question, I've only had it with the peel once and it wasn't too good so I eat mine without the peel

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It’s Called A Can Opener, Not A Can’t Opener.

It’s Called A Can Opener, Not A Can’t Opener.

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