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Cats are so adorable that we sometimes get lulled into a false sense of security and forget that they’re descendants of big cats like lions and panthers. Well, there’s a subreddit called ‘Murder Mittens’ where people post photos of their felines about to ‘kill’ them (with cuteness… maybe).

From smol cattos showing off their surprisingly big scratchies to well-groomed floofs spreading their panther-like claws (or even reaching for that knife in your kitchen), get ready for some shockingly adorable snaps that you could just die for.

So scroll down, upvote your fave pics, and post photos of your own cats’ ‘murder mittens’ in the comment section. (Just be careful to look through this list when your cat isn’t around—you wouldn’t want to give it any ideas!) If you’re a cat owner, then you’ll want to take good care of your pet’s claws. Read on for Bored Panda’s interview with the UK’s leading feline welfare charity Cats Protection about cat claw health! And be sure to visit r/murdermittens, too. They’ve already got 140k members but we’re sure that they’d love some cat-loving Pandas for company!

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Lil' Murderer

Lil' Murderer

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chi-wei shen
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

When you're trying to look like a murderous cat and end up stealing hearts.

Raine Soo
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Cute, tiny claws on a cute, tiny kitty.

Troux
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is how I die...

glowworm2
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

An angry little ball of fluff!

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    #2

    Black Panther Sequel

    Black Panther Sequel

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    Raine Soo
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This kitten can work his claws better than Wolverine!

    Beth McFadden
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wolverine is EXACTLY who popped into my head when I saw this!

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    NanZ
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ginormous claws! Those little ones hurt as much if not more than grown cats claws!

    My O My
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Have. To. Watch. Again. Have. To. Watch. Again. Have......

    Loki’s Lil Butter Knife
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would risk those tiny kitten "klaws" to pet that little belly.

    Biljana Malesevic
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How can nature even create something this adorable????

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    #3

    Illegally Tiny And Adorable Murder Mittens

    Illegally Tiny And Adorable Murder Mittens

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    Lauren Caswell
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know it's hurting my face from the cuteness overload expressions I'm doing!

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    TuxCat13
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The eyes are so big it doesn't seem real!!!

    Isabella Vega
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    MY HEART IS EXPLODING WITH ALL THIS CUTENESS

    Mauve Mouse
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *checks watch for time of death*

    Eva the Ravenclaw Bookworm📚💖
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why is it that all kitttens have incredibly huge and adorable eyes?

    Jewell Martin
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Their eyes are as large as they will be when the cat is grown.

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    O Jackson
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I. NEED. THAT. KITTEN.🐱🐱🐱🐱🐱🐱🐱🐱🐱🐱🐱🐱🐱🐱🐱🐱🐱🐱🐱🐱🐱🥰🥰🥰🥰

    nala simba
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Has pussy been to one of those dodgy Nail Bars?

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    Bored Panda reached out to Cats Protection, a British charity founded way back in 1927 and which now helps around 200k cats and kittens each year. The charity has a network of over 230 volunteer-run branches and 36 centers.

    According to the team at Cats Protection, declawing your cat isn’t the way to go. In fact, declawing was outlawed in the UK by the Animal Welfare Act of 2006. “Cat declawing is also illegal in many other European countries, as well as Brazil, Israel, Australia, and New Zealand.”

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    A representative from Cats Protection told us that people declaw cats to stop them from scratching furniture. “But this unethical and essentially an act of mutilation to modify the cat for our benefit,” they said, also outlining some other negatives which show that declawing is unethical.

    #4

    Ah Yes. The Deadly Grip Of The Void Itself

    Ah Yes. The Deadly Grip Of The Void Itself

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    Dianna Siever
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Get that baby a scratching post.

    Monika Rhodes
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah- you think it'd help. We have 3 cats and scratching post. Sofas are better for scratching apparently..

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    Luke Aiston.
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    wolverines got some competition!

    Katrin P.
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is it a normal practice in some countries to clip a cats nails????

    NanZ
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes it is and I am from the USA. My inside cat tries to take care of them herself by using all of the scratching posts she has, but she still needs to have them trimmed. If you hear them clicking when walking on hard surfaces and catching every step they take on carpeting it is past time to have them trimmed.

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    Raine Soo
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yep, it's definitely time for a nail clipping.

    Ksenia M
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aunt Messy, seriously, is that what your vet is telling you? Why? No vet I've ever spoken to would even suggest that and I've had so many cats in my life. I know people clip the nails to stop cats from scratching the furniture but saying not doing that is abuse is just... wow.

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    Barbara Vandewalle
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I miss my black kitty, I had two of them

    Catlady6000
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For kitties where as catching post isn't enough, I have a 2ft piece of tree branch, about 6in diameter, leaned against the wall by the litter box, another one close to their food dish, they love it and I've noticed it seems more effective, its what they would use outside

    Charles Boyd
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Today I added some tree branches for scratching.She seemed interested! Widescreen...9c29d1.jpg Widescreen-monitor-cat-Looking-on-5f0e5839c29d1.jpg

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    Steve Barnett
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The reason why I keep my eyes closed and face away when I hold my cat up on my shoulders. But fair play, she does warn me by growling when enoughs enough.

    nala simba
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are those nails real? Talk about an "Iron Claw in a Velvet Paw!"

    John Fowler
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Abandon All Hope, Ye Who Enter Here....

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    #5

    My Favourite Baby Photo Of Him

    My Favourite Baby Photo Of Him

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    Malakai
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What an adorably surprised baby TuT

    Laura Gastelum
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Better than the “Hang in There” Poster from the 70’s

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    #6

    Also Very Smol

    Also Very Smol

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    Raine Soo
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm small, but I'm mighty and ferocious!

    Kisses4Katie
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All these tiny baby black kitties are hurting me right in the heart. They are the cutest fluff balls

    Eulalie Grace
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes! Those tiny white teefs and widdle paw-knives really stand out against that beautiful black fur.

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    Nadine Bamberger
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just wait until I'm a full grown panther! What do you mean by "housecat"? NOOOOOOO

    Tae Cole
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Big things come in small packages, I'm cujo's mini me lol

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    • “Some studies suggest cats who have been declawed have increased levels of cortisol (the stress hormone), which is often associated with pain.
    • Another study that scanned declawed cat paws found that in many cases the procedure is not done correctly, leaving behind painful bone fragments.
    • Cats can continue to feel pain after the declawing procedure as part of their body weight is borne on their toes. After the declawing process, their gait changes as they put their weight through their paws.”

    They added that the most frequent type of declawing is called an onychectomy which involves “cutting the bones the claws grow from with a scalpel or laser.”

    It’s completely normal for cats to scratch because it keeps their claws sharp. That way, they can grip when running, climbing, and hunting.

    “The act of scratching also deposits pheromone scent markers. These pheromones mark the cat’s territory and make their surroundings feel familiar, which reduces stress. Outdoor cats will naturally find appropriate surfaces to scratch,” the Cats Protection team explained to Bored Panda.

    #7

    When The Murder Mittens Aren’t Enough

    When The Murder Mittens Aren’t Enough

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    Houssem Hammami
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it's unfortunate for you hooman that you don't have 9 lives

    Loki’s Lil Butter Knife
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think that Mr.Fluffles may be hatching a plan to disembowel you in your sleep. I would give him all the Fancy Feast he wants then pack your bags, leave town, and change your name.

    MagicalUnicorn
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    better sleep with one eye open :D

    Emi A.
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's got the perfect face expression too

    Quinn Nix
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    More than once I've said to my wife that cats would be dangerous to us if they had opposable thumbs. (The first time I said this, we were watching our cat try to work the front door k**b in an attempt to let itself out.)

    Eulalie Grace
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Our house had those lever doorknobs. It did NOT take long for Our Gang to figure them out. One would stretch up and pull, another would edge their head into the crack, and presto!

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    Blackheart
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I told you, it's dinner time!

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    #8

    Murder Mitten And A Tooth For Good Measure.

    Murder Mitten And A Tooth For Good Measure.

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    Nadine Bamberger
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I personally invented Halloween, you're welcome hooman.

    Jill Peters
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Darling what fierce eyes you have.

    Parmeisan
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You are mistaken, sir. That is clearly what we call a "toof".

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    #9

    Press On The Beans And You Get The Means...

    Press On The Beans And You Get The Means...

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    sherlynn jin
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *Insert advertising voice here* Have you ever wanted a button you can press when you are depressed? Well, we've got Murder Mittens! Press the Beans on the product (the cat) and you'll see claws comin' your way. By getting scratched by your very own cat, you can be more depressed! Call xxx-xxx-xxxx

    okpkpkp
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is what I'd do to get my cat's nails out so I could trim them. If you try this please don't cut them too short or you could hurt your kitty and you DON'T want to do that.

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    They added that there are several things that you can do if your cat is scratching your furniture: 

    • “Protecting the item with thick, shiny plastic sheeting which is unappealing to scratch;
    • Placing a scratching post next to the area where they've been scratching;
    • Choosing a scratching post with a heavy, stable base so it doesn't wobble or topple during use. It should be tall enough for your cat to scratch at full stretch. A vertical weave helps your cat run their claws downwards
    • Providing a scratching pad if your cat prefers to scratch horizontally (e.g. cats that scratch carpets and stairs).”
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    Once your beloved catto is used to the scratching post or mat, you can gradually (not to mention sneakily) move them to a more suitable location and remove the plastic sheeting.

    “Cats often scratch and stretch when they wake up, so you can try placing their scratching post near their bed. Every cat should have their own scratching post, positioned in a different place to avoid conflict. Some scratch posts are infused with catnip. Alternatively, you can try rubbing quality catnip on the post to entice them or put a few pieces of cat food on the post. Playing with your cat a little and often throughout the day may help redirect their energy away from scratching.”

    #10

    Teeniest Murder Mittens

    Teeniest Murder Mittens

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    Raine Soo
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    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It looks as if it is about to pounce. Practice makes perfect.

    Loki’s Lil Butter Knife
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    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Claws out, pupils dilated to the size of saucers, bum wiggle engaged- ready to pounce.

    Kevin Wilcoxon
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pouncing . . . cats' favorite activity.

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    #11

    Murderwebs

    Murderwebs

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    Choo Duck
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why is the cat inside out?

    Steve Barnett
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sorry, but sphynx cats creep me out: They look like a gremlin crossed with gollum. (same comment that I deleted, however I didn't put an apology at the beginning).

    Harley Hans Hoglin
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The allergen is normally the spit left on the cats fur from cleaning. That's why people have fewer problems with short and hairless cats. Less area for spit to stick.

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    Rhiannon Bond
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is a great example of why you don't "declaw" your cat. It's inhumane and causes the cat extreme pain because you're basically cutting off the top of their finger

    NamiKoa
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those almost look like hands! I've never seen a shot like this of their paws, that's fascinating.

    NanZ
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow! Does that mean that if my cat had no hair on her feet that they would look like that?

    My O My
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pretty much. This kitty has extraordinary ducky paws

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    Raine Soo
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sphynx kitties are definitely unusual and exotic. I can see why they are not for everyone.

    Dorothy Cloud
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There is something that is so unsettling about these hairless cats...unnatural.

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    #12

    Mama Lynx With 7 Cubs. Hmm... 8x4=32 Murder Mittens!

    Mama Lynx With 7 Cubs. Hmm... 8x4=32 Murder Mittens!

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    BusLady
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Feed us. Or we will murder you in your sleep.

    Pobin Rice
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They can murder me right now as I try to cuddle them

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    nanashi
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    imagine how big are those BEANS!

    Marky Mark
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Hi, can you send out that delicious looking pug out to play?"

    Oskar vanZandt
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Holy chow! That is a large litter!

    NanZ
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Look at the size of those paws!

    Snuggle_Duck🦆
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “We’re friends with the cat from #7, he said feed us”!

    Monika Soffronow
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now, THIS is something I would really, really, really want to see. WOW!

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    The Cats Protection team told us that there are some downsides to not taking proper care of your pet’s claws. “Mostly, owners are concerned about damage to furnishings due to scratching in the home. Older cats can suffer from joint aches and pains and are less active. This can mean that they scratch less often to maintain their claws. As a result, the claws can become long and thick in old age.”

    They continued: “In some cases, the claws can get so long they affect the way the cat walks and this can be painful. They may also actually grow all the way around the toe and become painfully ingrown and infected. The owner or their vet may need to trim the claws of older cats to keep them in check. All older cats should be seen by their vet for a regular check-up every 6 months.”

    #13

    Baby Bella’s Lunch Time. One Month Old And Rescued From The Trash. Direct Descendent Of Toothless

    Baby Bella’s Lunch Time. One Month Old And Rescued From The Trash. Direct Descendent Of Toothless

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    Nadine
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just a warning: do not bottle feed kittens on their backs because they may aspirate milk into their lungs. Kittens must always be fed lying on their bellies because that is the natural way they suckle from their mom.

    Oskar vanZandt
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does anyone know how to report offensive posts like the one by Cthulhu? I don't care it s/he is a troll or not... I do not want to see garbage like this posted.

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    Steve Barnett
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Rescued From The Trash"? Oh, you good soul.

    Raine Soo
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why would anyone throw away such a lovely animal, or any animal for that matter? Some people have no soul.

    Catlady6000
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Possibly not thrown away, I have heard of strays having litters in garbage cans, an inexperienced mom will just see a ready supply of food, until someone frightens her away. It rarely happens because most cans and dumpsters are not easy access. Make sure your lids are tight!

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    IZama
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kittens knead when they are nursing. While caring for rescue kittens, I wrapped a washcloth around the bottle. The kittens were able to knead the thick layers of the washcloth around the bottle and it comforted them A LOT. I didn't lay them on their backs. They would choose the position they were most comfortable, either in my arms or propped by a pillow in some fashion. I wish I had pics. Some of them were quite creative.

    Elaine Mattingly
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've always loved cats and enjoyed this learning experience.

    Linda HS
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bless you! My family and I have been there so so many times...Bless you!

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    #14

    Wolverine

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    Raine Soo
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Look at that calm, cool, calculating face...There is no question that cats are the masters of stealth.

    LOttawa
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can you tell my cat that... I don't think he got the memo lol.

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    Lumps
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That cat is stone cold cool

    Dianna Siever
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She would only allow those beans to be touched if the matter were of great importance. In this case, I believe she's communicating that continued petting is immediately necessary and should continue posthaste.

    Tom Hardeveld
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this is your first, last and final warning.

    Linda HS
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The night is coming hooman...

    Coco
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    what an absolute perfection of a picture...

    Lee Butcher
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    and 3 seconds later he sliced his owners fingers coz she touched his for too long

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    #15

    Very Unique

    Very Unique

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    Raine Soo
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This sphynx looks like it has a maze on its head.

    Kisses4Katie
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We found a kitten with ear mites, his head looked like this. Now he is the most handsome smol boy.

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    Perfumista Perfumista
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cutest Shpynx ever. I love how even the tips of the claws are black.

    Malakai
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ohhh, I've never seen a pic of a sphynx with almost entirely black skin :O How beautiful!

    Marky Mark
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just give him a sock and let him be free!

    Loki’s Lil Butter Knife
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sphinx cats are generally not my cup of tea ( I am sure they are amazing cats), but this is one neat/handsome looking cat. I love the gorgeous, blue eyes.

    Eulalie Grace
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't think I'VE ever seen an unattractive cat!

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    Alina
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I never thought sphynx cats can be cute, I was very wrong

    Christy Smith
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Personally Im not a fan of the hairless kitties, but I'll be the 1st to admit that little fur less ball is quite adorable.

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    If your cat is scratching a lot, you should consider that it might be caused by stress or anxiety. For instance, your cat might feel threatened by another cat in your home or in the local area.

    “In addition to trying the advice suggested above, you may need to consider what is worrying your cat in order to permanently stop your cat from scratching your furniture. Don't just provide another scratching surface without helping them feel more secure and less anxious. You may need help from a qualified behaviorist to uncover the cause of their anxiety,” the rep from Cats Protection told us to tackle the underlying root problems first. You can find more info about cats, feline behavior, and scratching right here.

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    #16

    Bebe Precioso!!!!!

    Bebe Precioso!!!!!

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    Raine Soo
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    With the various shades of grey (no pun intented) in this photo, this kitty looks like a pencil drawing.

    Aileen
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The placement of its paws sort of makes it look like it's waiting to get a manicure.

    Catlady6000
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Fifty Shades of Grey we really want!

    My O My
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Want to pet!

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    #17

    Like A Godly Hand

    Like A Godly Hand

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    Nadine Bamberger
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reason #34 why Wolverine can't have nice things

    Dawn Soehren
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    and this is why a lot of my shirts have holes in them lol.

    Alex Grosdanofski
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Freddy Krueger from A Nightmeow on Elm Street lol

    Demongrrrrl
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    More like demonic than godly.

    BoredPundits
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think they were referring to the "shining light from above".

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    Monika Soffronow
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It may be enigmatic, but it is undoubtedly a very charming and accurate minimalistic portrait catching the personality of the photographer's beloved pet.

    Linda HS
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Most of my clothes have holes in...😁

    Luke Aiston.
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    its the jumanji lieon poking through the door

    hey everyone.
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    mum theres a monster under my bed

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    #18

    Someone’s Ready For Dinner

    Someone’s Ready For Dinner

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    Dianna Siever
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Mom, mom, mom, mom, mom! LOOK I'M A PANTHER! RRrrraaAAaaRrrr!"

    Malakai
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Feed me right MEOW hooman!

    Raine Soo
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm not quite sure that it's dinner this kitten is ready for.

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    The ‘Murder Mittens’ community has a few very simple rules. First and foremost, your cat’s claws must be showing in the photo (which sounds pretty much obvious). There also can’t be any cat harassment in the subreddit. Finally, the group’s members have to remember to be nice to other humans, too.

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    Keeping your cat’s paws and claws clean means that they can live a healthy life full of acrobatic jumps and somersaults. Fetch by WebMD suggests that you gently wipe your cat’s paws with a damp cloth once a day and check in between your pet’s toes and around the pads for any icky substances or ouchy wounds.

    Cats need to scratch so that they can reveal the sharp claws (hidden, lying in wait, silently stalking their prey) underneath their outer nail sheaths.

    #19

    Stretching The Mittens

    Stretching The Mittens

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    Fernleaf6505
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "hooman!! look at these claws!!"

    Dianna Siever
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    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These cats always make me think of Egypt. I don't even know why or what the breed's called.

    Moo Moo Futch
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a short haired oriental cat. I have a legit Egyptian cat called an Egyptian Mau.

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    Marky Mark
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Her face looks like a mini lioness!

    BoredPundits
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yep. That was my first thought too. My second thought was how pretty the cat is. I don't think I've ever seen that breed before.

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    Mehriban Ismayilzada
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    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is Adam Driver disguising himself to spend more time outside during the lockdown.

    Michelle
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't know what breed this kitty is, but s/he is really quite stunning imo. Sure, I like pretty much all animals, but there's just something about this kitty that was love at first sight. Beautiful! Here, have all the tuna and my favorite chair. Lol

    Kate H
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oriental shorthair, gorgeous cats but not for the faint of heart 😂

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    #20

    Smol Floofy Murder Mitts

    Smol Floofy Murder Mitts

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    Francis
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the allmighty fluffy void!!

    Christine Ladyman
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've now overdosed...! cuuute!🤩🤪

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    #21

    Paws

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    Raine Soo
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And, made out of adamantium, no doubt.

    Michelle
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Awww. Here, just take all my tuna already! Too cute!

    Dawn Soehren
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes those paws would give you pause.

    Toni Carroll
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just a warning Hooman. Next time food on time.

    Animal lover❤
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Feed me plz, I don't want to have to use these

    So if you see your cat scratching the ever-living heck out of your couch, you should: a) understand that it’s completely natural; b) refrain from thinking about declawing your cat; and c) get your catto a few different types of scratching posts to keep its attention away from your IKEA furniture. (You could even ‘cheat’ by scenting the posts with some catnip to diplomeowtically convince your cat to make the right choice.)

    Meanwhile, when you’re about to trim your cat’s nails, you ought to massage its paws so that it gets used to having them touched. If your cat is feeling antsy, you can cut your cat’s nails one or two at a time. Remember to use high-quality scissors and to cut off the white tip of each nail, just before the place where it begins to curve (don’t cut the pink part!). There we go—now they’re perfect for their photo op for ‘Murder Mittens.’

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    #22

    As I Was Leaving Work My Coworkers Told Me I Had A Cat In My Trucks Engine Bay. Meet Fjord The Mighty Huntress.

    As I Was Leaving Work My Coworkers Told Me I Had A Cat In My Trucks Engine Bay. Meet Fjord The Mighty Huntress.

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    Raine Soo
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What a very pretty tortie!

    BusLady
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would have adopted Fjord as well. Adorable.

    Sue Clifford
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You are my kind of guy👍For rescuing that beauty.

    glowworm2
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This lovely girl is smiling!

    Doris Culverhouse
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He looks to have tobacco juice on the chin. cute

    Sharon Hyatt
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Torties and Calicos are always female.... their male counterparts are usually orange or black.

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    #23

    Yoshi, The Panther

    Yoshi, The Panther

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    Nadine Bamberger
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This catrate move is called "feed me and you can keep both of your eyes".

    Jolee zzstu Abramson
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that looks exactly like my cat,Rocco, but quite a few lbs lighter;)its a bombay

    Satan
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    whenever I see a black cat, I always wonder how my boy got into the picture XD

    Brooke Purvis
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaum (yoshi tongue)

    QueenoftheSquids
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The lighting kind of gives her a green-black sheen, so pretty!

    Nicole Becktel
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Here is Yoshi’s IG which I guess I should keep up on now- daily_doseofyosh

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    #24

    Fear Me Hoomans

    Fear Me Hoomans

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    Dianna Siever
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aww, I'm kinda sad now. This isn't cruelty by any means, but that's a look if terror on that poor baby face.

    Monday
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't see terror, I see annoyance.

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    Susann Campbell
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is a Ferroll kitten , I know because I saw momma drop her second litter in a basket on my patio and I reached in to pic one up and just look at that cat above and add scratches and a zoom across my yard.

    BusLady
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good luck with that. Too much cuteness.

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    #25

    She Looked Familiar...

    She Looked Familiar...

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    Malakai
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It looks like she's giving you the bird 😂

    sherlynn jin
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In the cat photo, it looks like the middle claw is out the most... What did you teach her Hooman

    OTTER
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Distant cousins, removed a few times. I bet their family tree has no bark on it. No pun intended. Geese!

    Sherry Miller
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My long lost family, I will be that big when I grow up.

    Elaine Mattingly
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Picture 1 How he looks Picture 2 How he thinks he looks.

    Rachael Mary Stanley
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reading about all this declawing in between photos is very distressing.

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    #26

    My Cat Had Kittens. Here Are All 3 Of Them!

    My Cat Had Kittens. Here Are All 3 Of Them!

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    Raine Soo
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    AAAHHH, Three times the cuteness. And claws.

    Alex Wright
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hmmm 4x4... is 16. That means there are going to be 16 murder mittens!!!

    Rissie
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    3 kittens and one stack-a-cat. Cute. But please, that last pictures is actually of three uncomfy kitties.

    Shawna Rachelle
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You're lucky she only had 3! All very cute though

    Michelle
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    5 years ago

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    Kathy Kovach
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So adorable. Must be a fun household!

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    #27

    Gus Just Moved In, He’s Making Sure We Know He’s The Boss Now.

    Gus Just Moved In, He’s Making Sure We Know He’s The Boss Now.

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    Raine Soo
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    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gus is the boss. Gus is the boss. Gus is the boss.

    Ronel du Plessis
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hooman will wake up in 3..2..1.. CLAW!

    Tom Hardeveld
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I could very easely scratch. I won't, but I want you to realize I could... that's all

    Caroline Overill
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OK I give you ten seconds to give me tuna or the guy gets it.......one

    Vicki Perizzolo
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    marching/making biscuits....all means happy cat

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    #28

    Touch Tha Chockamachip Cookee

    Touch Tha Chockamachip Cookee

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    Raine Soo
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We have a cookie thief in our midst.

    Nadine Bamberger
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    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No one will notice, the purrfect crime.

    Vicki Perizzolo
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't remember cookie monster having that many claws...lol!

    Anja Schmidt
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i work on behalf of the cookie monster !!!

    Ya Yuan Chong
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    cats eat cookies?? how come i don't know that ???

    Cat Camp
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh nooooooo!!!!!!!!!! Fake chocomatechippers; those be RAISINS!!! Run, kitty, RUN!

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    #29

    Just When I Thought It Was Safe To Go To The Bathroom! (Bandit Strikes Again!)

    Just When I Thought It Was Safe To Go To The Bathroom! (Bandit Strikes Again!)

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    ISpiltLipstickInYourValentinoBag
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That happens to me with my kitten accept when I'm standing up and putting he on her cat tower

    OTTER
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Next time stick your fingers under the door. It’s pretty funny... so long as you’re f a s t ————>

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    #30

    Soon

    Soon

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    Raine Soo
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one definitely looks like it's planning something.

    Dianna Siever
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The level of mischievous danger here is very high.

    Leo Domitrix
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When our tortie does this... be afraid.

    Marky Mark
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My tortoiseshell molly has the identical nose markings. She's also the best hunter I've ever had.

    Elaine Mattingly
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You will never trim my beautifullclaws.

    Jolee zzstu Abramson
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    welp! a few more days till clean underwear I guess will be okay...

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    #31

    He Attac

    He Attac

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    Raine Soo
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Polydactyl kitties are going to take over the world.

    Perfumista Perfumista
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If that is his attack look he has permission to attack me

    OTTER
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hemingway loved polydactyls. I just lost my Calico, fluffy, polydactyl. Best cat I EVER had. Kind and loving to ALL living creatures.

    Eulalie Grace
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hemingway loved ALL cats. A Real Man 💖 Sorry about your Callie Fluffy 💔

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    Alex Wright
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's attacking me with cuteness. This whole post has me dying because of cuteness overloads!!!

    Snuggle_Duck🦆
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I haz the extra claws to add to the extra cutez

    Candice Ravel
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had a black polydactyl named Icarus:)

    BluestarIsAwesome
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My cat has opposable thumbs. He controls the world and he knows it.

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    #32

    Teeny Tiny Vicious Murder Mittens

    Teeny Tiny Vicious Murder Mittens

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    Raine Soo
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Never mind the claws - look at those ears!

    Snuggle_Duck🦆
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It looks like the fox looking Pokémon.

    Michelle
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I didn't make it past those big, sweet eyes. What a sweet baby, almost like a cartoon drawing of what the sweetest, perfect kitty would look like... with murder mittens, of course. Lol

    Lynn Elliott
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And when my sweet boy grew into his ears he topped out at 16" at the shoulder and weighs 17 pounds. He is celebrating his 18th birthday this month.

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    #33

    How I Am Greeted When I Get Home Every Day

    How I Am Greeted When I Get Home Every Day

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    Raine Soo
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lucky you! Mine just ask me for food.

    Pan Narrans
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What do you think this cat is doing?! They stop asking nicely really quick...

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    BusLady
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Warning:don't ever come home wearing shorts.

    Anja Schmidt
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who needs TCM acupuncture if you have cat ... XD

    Samantha Pettus
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *meows for cuddles from his/he hooman*

    Shadow Kat
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Welcome back, Hooman! Is it dinner time yet? (•w• )"

    Carolina Ragazzon
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So true!!! But I have 5 doing the same at the same time! So many!!!

    OTTER
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hope you’re not on blood thinner meds! All those poke holes!

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    #34

    I Can’t Ever Go To The Bathroom In Peace.

    I Can’t Ever Go To The Bathroom In Peace.

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    Francis
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    very easy. don't shut the door :D my cats love to snuggle while i'm on the throne :D

    Kathy Baylis
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kids or animals, there’s no such thing as privacy in the bathroom, or anywhere in the house for that matter...

    Vicki Perizzolo
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    we cat hoomans have no privacy, no personal space and no good furniture..and I doubt any of us would have it any other way...

    Dave Chapman
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually, I open the door for my kitties and they just want me to shut it again, so they can play under the door footsies!!

    GenXandEarnedItAll
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We had a cat that would sit on the toilet tank and watch my dad get ready for work. She loved watching him shave. Perhaps the sound is what she liked? We nicknamed her "Bathroom Kitty."

    Randy Klefbeck
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I leave the door open, cat sits on the toilet tank to watch me pee. I am a man by the way so .....yeah..it's weird.

    okpkpkp
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My cat's tail was under the bathroom door the other day. I grabbed it and she took off. I opened the door and she was halfway down the hall, stopped, looking back at me saying WTF? When she saw it was me, she ran and jumped up on me.

    Adrienne Kushner
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We use one of the annoying blow-in cards from magazines to play with our cats under the door.

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    #35

    Action Mm's

    Action Mm's

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    Raine Soo
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How high can this kitty jump?

    BusLady
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Obviously higher than his siblings. 😹

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    Perfumista Perfumista
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is what causes reports of immortal kitties back to the cat high command

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    #36

    Scalp Massage

    Scalp Massage

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    Lauren Caswell
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aw that's love, you're being groomed/target practice for play!

    Blackheart
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sandpaper tongue. Now imagine that times 1000 for a cow.

    Kim Bush
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've been there, had a newborn calf pull my entire arm down it's throat when it latched onto my hand and started suckling. The texture of it's tongue and strength was incredible.

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    Paizleypie
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe it's like a lawn, if you aerate it something will grow.

    Michelle C
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Massage!?! Looks more like acupuncture!

    Caroline Overill
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Weirdly cats can lick a persons head to ask them politely to get the hell out of that chair because I would like to sit there.

    Hetal Vyas
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does that promote hair growth? Have we just discovered the cure for baldness!!??

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    #37

    What Are Thooooose

    What Are Thooooose

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    Raine Soo
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The kitty looks fascinated by what it discovered.

    My O My
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *Gee, now that looks funny. Woah, that's my foot!!!!

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    Marky Mark
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those are called 'Couch Destroyers' at my place

    katboxjanitor
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lookit 'dat!!! I have more murder mittens!!!

    Caroline Overill
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do you like this neutral nail varnish or do you think I should go more red?

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    #38

    Murder Mittens Used To Beg For His Wet Food. He Wants Us To Know He Could Rip Us Apart If We Neglect To Feed Him. Murder Mittens.

    Murder Mittens Used To Beg For His Wet Food. He Wants Us To Know He Could Rip Us Apart If We Neglect To Feed Him. Murder Mittens.

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    Raine Soo
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That face and those claws mean business!

    Candice Ravel
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's done with your s**t, lol! Look at that face ;)

    Alex Wright
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Language instead of sh*t you should've said shirt

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    SaraFromHell
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He looks like the late great Screech George Finnerty!😭🐾 rip my boy!😥😭

    Eulalie Grace
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's one very serious face he's got there - along with his weaponry.

    Jim Price
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least you're wearing the correct socks.

    #39

    I’m Slightly Terrified

    I’m Slightly Terrified

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    BusLady
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait till you see the rest of the cat.

    OTTER
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Perfect! Where are those nail clippers?

    Cynthia Marrs
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Needles in the carpet. Watch your step.

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    #40

    Out In Full Force This Morning!

    Out In Full Force This Morning!

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    Marky Mark
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those legs are so long she belongs on the fashion runways of Milan

    #41

    When He Wants Attention He Unleashes The Claws

    When He Wants Attention He Unleashes The Claws

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    Raine Soo
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, that's right. When one of my cats wants something from me, she'll knead on my arm with her claws out. She doesn't do it viciously, but I can feel them.

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    #42

    Walked Passed This Kitty Outside And She Got Super Excited And Gave Me This Adorable Stretch!

    Walked Passed This Kitty Outside And She Got Super Excited And Gave Me This Adorable Stretch!

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    #43

    Sharpening For Future Murders

    Sharpening For Future Murders

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    #44

    I Had A Close Call This Morning

    I Had A Close Call This Morning

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    Pretty Pangolin
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Turn that frown upside down - you've got a big day ahead!"

    #45

    Munchkin Was Trying To Sneak Attack Me

    Munchkin Was Trying To Sneak Attack Me

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    Marky Mark
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Family Guy? She wants you to watch something with cats!

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    #46

    Barely Survived This Viscous Attack!

    Barely Survived This Viscous Attack!

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    #47

    When The Cat Sits Above Your Blanket Fort

    When The Cat Sits Above Your Blanket Fort

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    #48

    He Likes To Hold Me With His Murder Mittens While He Sheds My Skin With His Tongue.

    He Likes To Hold Me With His Murder Mittens While He Sheds My Skin With His Tongue.

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    #49

    Not Impressed With Today's Trip To The Vet.

    Not Impressed With Today's Trip To The Vet.

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    Raine Soo
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just you wait until I get out of the carrier, hooman!

    Sharon Hyatt
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    . . . . to get her talons clipped !

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    #50

    "Stop Working And Pet Me Or There Will Be Consequences" Mittens

    "Stop Working And Pet Me Or There Will Be Consequences" Mittens

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    #51

    Rescue Murder Mittens. We Pick Him Up Saturday!

    Rescue Murder Mittens. We Pick Him Up Saturday!

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    Anne
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    your hand is really small.. or that's massive mittens

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    #53

    Stealthy Murder Mittens

    Stealthy Murder Mittens

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    BusLady
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Beautiful cat, and nice shot.

    Pretty Pangolin
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ye,s they really brought out the color and texture of the fur.

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    #55

    I Don’t Think She Likes My Hat

    I Don’t Think She Likes My Hat

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    Raine Soo
    Community Member
    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The kitty saw the doggo on it.

    Iryii Lorenza
    Community Member
    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m dying right now..... it’s like the cat is saying Take off that hat Hooman or I’ll do it for you :)

    Ashasaurus rex
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Awww an Oliver and Company hat. I love that movie!

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    #56

    Various Stages Of Spready Toe Murder Mittens Featuring Bonus Toes

    Various Stages Of Spready Toe Murder Mittens Featuring Bonus Toes

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    Sue Hubbard
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love polydactyly. It's so cute. Xx

    Becky Moore
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A relative of Hemingway's cats!

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    #59

    Taco The Kitty Does Not Approve Of The New "No Cats On The Desk" Rule! 🌮🐈

    Taco The Kitty Does Not Approve Of The New "No Cats On The Desk" Rule! 🌮🐈

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    WilvanderHeijden
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A. It's a ridiculous rule and B. Who are you to set rules?

    BusLady
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You will live to regret this, hooman!

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    #60

    Caught This Motion Shot Of A Ferocious Kitten At The Shelter The Other Day.

    Caught This Motion Shot Of A Ferocious Kitten At The Shelter The Other Day.

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    #61

    It's Been 2 Years Since This Tiny Terror Came Into Our Lives. All Hail The Great Googly-Moogly!

    It's Been 2 Years Since This Tiny Terror Came Into Our Lives. All Hail The Great Googly-Moogly!

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    Cat Nip Gal
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Old picture, or small cat? I can't tell.

    #62

    My Cat Showing His Murdermittens

    My Cat Showing His Murdermittens

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    #63

    Will Murder For Food.

    Will Murder For Food.

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    #64

    This Is Magnhild Reaper Of Souls Before I Rescued Her. Ready To Straight Murder Me.

    This Is Magnhild Reaper Of Souls Before I Rescued Her. Ready To Straight Murder Me.

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    #65

    From Kitty_fostering_oz On Ig

    From Kitty_fostering_oz On Ig

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    Francis
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i follow amber (kitty_fostering_oz) on Instagram. she is brilliant :) and so many cute animals *_*

    Sharon Hyatt
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Showing off her arsenal for future !

    #66

    Peeing Alone Is Not Allowed

    Peeing Alone Is Not Allowed

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    Riley James
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Horror movie trailer before the killer sneaks in the house.

    Sharon Hyatt
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cats hate being on the wrong side of the door....especially if you are on the other side !

    #67

    Murder In Broad Daylight

    Murder In Broad Daylight

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    #68

    I Miss My Girl, Misfit, And The Way She Used To Casually Remind Me She Could End Me With Her Eyes And Murder Mittens. I Kid, We Were A Bonded Pair.

    I Miss My Girl, Misfit, And The Way She Used To Casually Remind Me She Could End Me With Her Eyes And Murder Mittens. I Kid, We Were A Bonded Pair.

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    #69

    Winston, Who We Only Got Yesterday Wasted No Time In Showing Off His Murder Mittens To Us!

    Winston, Who We Only Got Yesterday Wasted No Time In Showing Off His Murder Mittens To Us!

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    Sharon Hyatt
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Very interesting coloring.... is he a specific breed or Heinze 57 ?

    #70

    Was Just Tryna Have A Shower

    Was Just Tryna Have A Shower

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    #71

    He Didn't Want Me To Stand Up

    He Didn't Want Me To Stand Up

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    WilvanderHeijden
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Stay or you'll never see me again. Or anything else for that matter....

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    #72

    A Stretching Boy

    A Stretching Boy

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    #73

    Stretching Mittens

    Stretching Mittens

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    #74

    Savage Mitts

    Savage Mitts

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    Moo Moo Futch
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This cat most certainly needs a trim. If you start your kitten off young doing the snips on the class they get used to it. Otherwise the claws will curl round and become ingrown in to the pad. This cat will be experiencing discomfort walking with the claws that long if it's an indoor cat.

    Pretty Pangolin
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's true, we adopted a stray cat and found out much later that one of his talons had grown all the way around and was poking into his toe. He didn't indicate being in pain, but I'm afraid we were pretty clueless owners. Anyway, it was easily solved and he grew up and never had the problem again.

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    #75

    My 2-Month-Old Boy Draco. I’m Not Sure If He’s Siamese Or Ragdoll, But One Thing’s For Sure - Those Claws Mean Business!

    My 2-Month-Old Boy Draco. I’m Not Sure If He’s Siamese Or Ragdoll, But One Thing’s For Sure - Those Claws Mean Business!

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    Sharon Hyatt
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Could be both..... Ragdolls have Siamese coloring; dark or light. My daughter's ragdoll's markings are soft grey against pearly white..... and he is huge at 10 years old !

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    #76

    This Shot Was Worth The Claw In My Nip

    This Shot Was Worth The Claw In My Nip

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    #77

    Baby Tiny-Clawed Stretch

    Baby Tiny-Clawed Stretch

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    #78

    Look Out! He’s Armed!!

    Look Out! He’s Armed!!

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    #79

    My 26 Pound Maine Coon, Sable

    My 26 Pound Maine Coon, Sable

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    Lauren Caswell
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maine c**n, so sweet! My first rescue kitty was a mixed breed but definitely at least half Maine c**n he was so chillaxed and awesome ^-^

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    #80

    Flashing The Murder Mittens To Demand Attention

    Flashing The Murder Mittens To Demand Attention

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    #81

    Jason Has The Best Xmas Murder Mittens 🎄

    Jason Has The Best Xmas Murder Mittens 🎄

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    Sharon Hyatt
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Eyes + ears say he is plotting something . . . just so you know . . .

    #82

    *visciously Holds Hand*

    *visciously Holds Hand*

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    GFSTaylor
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone else who needs to check their vocabulary. 'Vicious' and 'viscous' are different words with completely different meanings. 'Visciously' is not a word.

    Lorraine R
    Community Member
    5 years ago

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    #83

    I Asked My Friend How Her Newly Adopted Cat Was...

    I Asked My Friend How Her Newly Adopted Cat Was...

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    Sharon Hyatt
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's just putting you on notice .... just in case...........

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    #84

    6hr Old Murder Mittens

    6hr Old Murder Mittens

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    Debra Timah
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What keeps mom from getting it in the womb then?

    Batwench
    Community Member
    Premium
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kittens are enveloped in an amniotic sac that is thick enough that she has to bite through it when kitten is born. So I suppose it would be thick enough to protect her.

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    #85

    Loki Saying Hello After I’be Been At Work All Day

    Loki Saying Hello After I’be Been At Work All Day

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    #86

    How Dare You Touch The Murder Mittens

    How Dare You Touch The Murder Mittens

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    Sharon Hyatt
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Watch-out..... that sounds like a threat !

    #87

    She’s Angery

    She’s Angery

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    Melissa Sawicki
    Community Member
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh My...:. Someone is beyond pissed and planning your death!!!!

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    #88

    Baby Mittens

    Baby Mittens

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    #89

    Arya Megatron’s Baby Murder Mittens

    Arya Megatron’s Baby Murder Mittens

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    #90

    My Girlfriend’s Roommate Has Quite A Murderous Little Fellow On Her Hands

    My Girlfriend’s Roommate Has Quite A Murderous Little Fellow On Her Hands

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    Sharon Hyatt
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Awe, he's just a pussy cat . . . . . .

    #91

    Illegally Small Purrs!

    Illegally Small Purrs!

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    #92

    A Risky Picture, Very Close To Her Den...

    A Risky Picture, Very Close To Her Den...

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    Sharon Hyatt
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    and she's watching you . . . . . .

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    #93

    Working From Home During #covid19 Outbreak Has Its Perks.

    Working From Home During #covid19 Outbreak Has Its Perks.

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    #94

    I Found His Secret Hiding Spot Under The Couch And He Is Not Happy About It

    I Found His Secret Hiding Spot Under The Couch And He Is Not Happy About It

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    Sharon Hyatt
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How did he get under there How did he get under there ?

    Kiss Army
    Community Member
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mine does that... she gets under from the back...

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    #95

    A Murder Mitten Welcome Home!

    A Murder Mitten Welcome Home!

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    Pretty Pangolin
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You're home, yay! Let me refresh my scent markings."

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    #96

    7 Month Old Girl Ready To Murder Anyone Who Touches Her New Hoodie.

    7 Month Old Girl Ready To Murder Anyone Who Touches Her New Hoodie.

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    #97

    Angery

    Angery

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    #98

    I Can't Even Go To The Bathroom In Peace. 🤣

    I Can't Even Go To The Bathroom In Peace. 🤣

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    Sharon Hyatt
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Then don't close the door........ opportunity for more cuddle time. . . . . . .