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Cat owners, you might want to ask your pets to leave the room for the next few minutes. Bored Panda’s about to prove to you once again that some cats can be some of the biggest jerks on Planet Earth. And no, this isn’t just some dog-financed propaganda to sway you to the side of best boys and girls! (R-really!)

Upvote your fave photos of cats acting naughty as you scroll down below into the wild lands of feline jerkitude. And don’t forget to share any similar pics of your meanie meowhole felines in the comment section. Need some more proof that far from every feline is a noble big cat with a regal bearing and great meowners? Check out Part 1 of our series about independent and curious cat pranksters right here. How we act around cats can have a real effect on how they behave. For instance, one study showed that cats were much more social and spent much more time with people who were paying attention to them than people who were ignoring them.

One way to ensure that your cat is giving you the love, attention, and affection that you deserve is to give what you expect to receive, take proper care of your pet, and build bonds of friendship bit by tiny bit. That involves feeding your pet a healthy diet, giving it enough exercise, and showering it with attention. And even though some individual animals are big ol’ meanies no matter what you do, they’ll be more likely to stop pooping in your shoes and knocking stuff off the kitchen counter to get your attention if they know they’re being looked after by their loyal butlers (aka us).

#1

Guys Maintenance Tried To Visit My House Today And Only Left This On The Door. I'm Crying

Guys Maintenance Tried To Visit My House Today And Only Left This On The Door. I'm Crying

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AnnieLaurie Burke
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You would think, since, over the span of time humans have been on this planet, they have had to co-habit directly with sabertooth tigers, cave lions, dire wolves, giant hyenas, etc., that all such little wussies had already been killed and fed to the beasts' cubs. But I guess some of them managed to hide with the little mousies, so their descendants can now be intimidated by 7-pound house cats that are easily distracted with a dried sardine. And, yes, I am familiar with cats, I have lived with them for all of my 75 years; I have bred, shown, and rescued for nearly 60 years. I currently have a hospice for abandoned, abused cats. Sorry, guys. You are wussies.

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101 viszlas
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Because "black cat said NO" haha

Radar Doi
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

OMG I can't upvote this enough!!!! best yet

FunFactBot
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Fun fact, since this cat is protecting your (and it’s!) territory, it means it cares enough for you to share its land. (Beep boop, I am pretending to be a bot, for more information, read my bio!)

Allen
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The cat is protecting the territory. Unfortunately, the cat cannot tell the difference between an unwanted intruder and a maintenance guy.

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Christian Bradshaw
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Oh. I legit thought it said "ROO" until I read the Comments XD

Zophra
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Probably meows with a voice of authority!

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    #2

    Yelled At Him For Being On The Counter, Now He's Taunting Me

    Yelled At Him For Being On The Counter, Now He's Taunting Me

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    Lauren Caswell
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They really do love doing this stuff I can confirm XD and they know how to sulk when you have offended them, mine will sit behind a chair where she knows I can't reach her, and won't come out until she forgives me (last time she sulked was when I gave the foster kitten special jellymeat in a seperate room, she smelled it and meowed for some, i said no, and she went straight behind the chair. Ended up having to give her some of her own jellymeat (a rare treat for her), she was upset at the injustice

    lori henning
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In your cats defense you really shouldn't show favor by giving one a treat and not the other. Either they both get treats or none get any.

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    Parmeisan
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In other news, this photo is a game of "count the cat toys/belongings in the background" :D

    Suzanne Clark
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And they just look you in the eye, daring you to do something.

    Kelz
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just like a 7 year old.......

    Sue Hazlewood
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And that look of 'what are you going to do about it'

    101 viszlas
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hooman will never stop me! Mwahahaha

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    #3

    An Assassin In Feline Form

    An Assassin In Feline Form

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    Raine Soo
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Smother. Well, at least you know that your cat loves you.

    Devin Hall
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This isn’t really a cat being a jerk. More like a cat showing love and affection.

    Anne Sim
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Many years ago I had a cat who would wait until I was asleep, then butt me in the face. When I turned over she was like a flash down under the covers.

    Steve Barnett
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Similar to how we like cuddling a cat when it's purring, cats love to lie on us because of our warmth and breathing too.

    FunFactBot
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do I have permission to use this for a fun fact?

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    Courtney Christelle
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is rather sweet. Kitty loves you to death.

    Kalikko
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Okay, I WISH I could sleep this soundly, how did this guy not wake up?!

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    Just like teenagers, cats might act out because they’ve got too much pent up energy (or anxiety about how the world doesn’t recognize their brilliance). Bored Panda spoke to the UK’s leading pet charity, the PDSA, about how to take care of cats, to keep them lean, healthy, and how to help fight feline obesity. After all, if you want your mischievous pet to live a long and happy life, you’ve got to lend it a helping paw.

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    The PDSA told us that owners who want their felines to be slimmer and healthier should always weigh out their pets' food and choose a diet that's appropriate for their life stage and activity levels. This means toning down feeding your cat anything and everything in your kitchen and even speaking with your vet or nurse about what they'd recommend for your pet.

    #4

    He’s On A Diet. It’s Not Going Great

    He’s On A Diet. It’s Not Going Great

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    Raine Soo
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If I were on a diet, I'd be rummaging through the trash too. I love the cat's expression.

    smol doggo
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can't even make out the cat's face. Just two eyes, and a mouth on a black ball of fur. Lol

    Zophra
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He doesn't seem happy with the quality of the trash...

    Danieletc
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "DOOD REDUCE, REUSE, RECYCLE!!"

    Kelz
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That cat looks rather pissed..either because he is done with this diet, or that he got caught going through the trash.

    Purr·maid
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cat says he'll go on a diet if you quit smoking.

    Karen Klinck
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nah. he's oissed he got caught--and with a camera, no less.

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    Graham Haxell
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If looks could kill, you'd be history!

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    #5

    “Mom? Halp”

    “Mom? Halp”

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    Raine Soo
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The poor bunny looks worried.

    Kitten claws
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Um that cage is WAY to small for a rabbit. Rabbits need around 12 SQUARE FEET to run around in. It makes me sad to see these beautiful animals being kept like this. Its simply cruel, and people should do their research before buying a small animal. They are not ''pocket pets'' they are not something you can put away in a tiny cage. These are living animals and should be treated as such.

    Christian Bradshaw
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Although I completely agree, I'm guessing the cage doesn't normally close. I'd say it's probably more of a bed for the rabbit, rather than a home

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    Lunar Owo Potato
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cat looks like the land lord. "YoUv'E bEeN eViCtEd!"

    Nicky Melville
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I aid kitty could sleep over tonight mum, is that okay?

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    #6

    I Am Above Reading, Peasants

    I Am Above Reading, Peasants

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    Raine Soo
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The cat is a rule breaker.

    glowworm2
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Plot twist—she can read, she just doesn’t care.

    Pink
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Homan think he is smart. Hooman think I can't climb. Hooman is WRONG."

    Julie Wiard
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I want to work in a place that has a cat and junk food!

    Freya the Wanderer
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least the cake is in a plastic container, more or less safe. No cat hair or paw prints, ar least.

    Thomas Ewing
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's a butt-print in the frosting, though!

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    Dana Grunwald
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Everything is better with a cat on it.

    FunFactBot
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I come back after a couple of hours and it’s -137. What happened? Who is doing this? It’s just dumb can you help me?

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    Francis
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    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    what did you expect? the cat can't read! sche doesn't know she isn't supposed up there

    Thumbs Down
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...I'd say that face tells us that she can read JUST FINE.

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    #7

    The Cat Loves To Show Herself During The Daughter’s Virtual Classes

    The Cat Loves To Show Herself During The Daughter’s Virtual Classes

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    Lauren Caswell
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That girls face is priceless it sums it up so well!

    Cupcake168
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can’t stop imagine how the screen looks like on the other side

    VANILLA
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would have loved to hear audio in this one

    Jane Doe
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is what the cat feels about meowgebra

    Nicky Melville
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Only a cat could get away with mooning a teacher. ( I bet that girl trained it to do that!)

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    #8

    My Cat Just Came Back From One Of Her Evening Strolls With Someone Else's Keys In Her Mouth

    My Cat Just Came Back From One Of Her Evening Strolls With Someone Else's Keys In Her Mouth

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    Journey Alvarado
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    hahah wait is that A WHITE BANGLE !!!

    Radvile Didvale
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yup! that's either snow lynx or snow mink bengal

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    jevais
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A friend had a cat that brought home all sorts of things, a whole cooked chicken, women's underwear, baby bottles, silverware, shoes the list is very long. So once a year our friend would fill a box with all the objects and place on the sidewalk on the beginning of the street.

    glowworm2
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hopefully not the cooked chicken though. XD!

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    VANILLA
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait what kind of cat is that? It’s so beautiful

    Nicky Melville
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cat burglars are using more sophisticated methods of entering houses these days.

    Amanda Hartley
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's where the bodies are buried 😼😼😹😹

    Mae Mosse
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This kitty is beautiful and a cute thief

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    #9

    My Cat, Deeply Asleep With The Last Piece Of A Jigsaw Puzzle. We've Been Searching For It For 10 Minutes

    My Cat, Deeply Asleep With The Last Piece Of A Jigsaw Puzzle. We've Been Searching For It For 10 Minutes

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    Raine Soo
    Community Member
    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lovely photo of a cat, sleeping the sleep of the innocents.

    BoredPanda is awesome
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wouldn't want to take it away and wake up the adorable cat

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    Luca Giordano
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    in defense of the cat, how was he supposed to kno it was THE LAST piece.

    Karen Klinck
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's the last piece because nobody could find it!

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    Lauren Caswell
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Years back as a young adult I moved home for a few months and brought my cat (mixed breed Maine coone, so long fur and big cat). My dad loves his jigsaw and is very protective that no one should misplace a piece. I saw my cat walking past one afternoon, with a puzzle piece in his fur.....I quickly put it back on the table, but I wonder how many other ones he "relocated" *facepalm* there were a few missing!

    Thomas Ewing
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    THAT explains a puzzle we have with 20 miscellaneous pieces missing! The cat did it!!

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    CAELYN MORALES
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG!! I just spit out my coffee! EDIT- not coffee sweet tea, I'm just a dork who can't write words

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    Iggy
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww! So cute!

    Dana Grunwald
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What a cute little face 💖

    Mae Mosse
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have lost so many pieces of puzzles over the years. Recently I have started to find them in weird places like my boots, wardrobe, pockets etc, I just don’t have a clue anymore which puzzles they go with. But I think my late kitty is still playing with me

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    However, while at home, you should also do your best to play lots of interactive games with your cat to help them get up and about.

    "Fishing rod-style toys are great for this but encouraging jumping, running, and playing will help and some cats can even be trained to play 'fetch' and will love the time spent with you," the PDSA explained. You'll get your cat moving, you'll spend quality time together and, who knows, all that extra movement might just be useful for pet owners as well.

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    #10

    No Regrets

    No Regrets

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    Raine Soo
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The cat looks rather self-satisfied.

    Znaya
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As cat owners know you can have at least 10 or more of these incidents happen within a matter of a couple of hours and then you get the facial expression of "who, me"?

    Cynthia Marrs
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wonderful expression!

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    #11

    I Can Only Imagine What The Owner Must Have Been Through

    I Can Only Imagine What The Owner Must Have Been Through

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    WilvanderHeijden
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It does get annoying to explain after the 25th time on the same day....

    Marie Bradley
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These are the precious moments we remember fondly when they're no longer with us.

    Laura Jones
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    imagine the number of folk that must have knocked on the door to inform her!

    Adam Hart-Dyke
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This cat is not stuck. He's just an idiot. 🤣

    Ruth Dereje
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    wait he looks stuck but is he or is he not…

    Sharon Hyatt
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like this predicament happens a lot ! ! !

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    #12

    Every Time I Straighten Them, Stevie Jumps Up And "Fixes" Them

    Every Time I Straighten Them, Stevie Jumps Up And "Fixes" Them

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    Raine Soo
    Community Member
    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "They're much nicer this way, hooman. Please have your eyesight checked."

    Joonscrab
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Honestly it looks like art!! Keep it that way!

    Wyndmere
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you must have them hang straight, here is how to fix the problem. 1. put your cat in another room, or outdoors, with the door firmly closed. Be sure your cat cannot open this door. 2. Hang your pictures exactly where you want them. 3. With a pencil, mark tiny dots next to both sides of each frame. About 1” up from the bottom will work. 4. Remove the pictures from the wall. 5. put long, thin finishing nails into the dots you just marked, leaving about1/2” protruding from the wall 7. rehang your pictures - they should fit within the finishing nails 8. Let Stevie, the cat back into the room. 9. Be prepared for an attitude from Stevie when he cannot reposition your photos. 10. Lock yourself in the other room until Stevie no longer wishes to attack you in revenge for spoiling his fun. 11. Hang tiny framed art over Stevie’s food and water bowls that he can tilt all he wishes. 12. Enjoy the rest of your peasant life with Stevie and wall art that hangs straight.

    Journey Alvarado
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    AWE THAT IS SO CUTE LOVE THE LAST PICTURE HIS LIL FACE !!

    101 viszlas
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Meet Stevie, the interior designer!

    Nicky Melville
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Living with it's owner who has OCD is very stressful for this cat who has CSC ( Compulsive slob syndrome.)

    Magnus Bergman
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “The road to enlightenment is never straight hooman”

    BoredPanda is awesome
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow, he certainly knows how to get the angle

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    #13

    My Name Is Atticus. I Was In The ICU For 2 Days But It Turns Out I Was Just Constipated. My Giant Turd Cost $2,536

    My Name Is Atticus. I Was In The ICU For 2 Days But It Turns Out I Was Just Constipated. My Giant Turd Cost $2,536

    My craps are more expensive than a small Louis Vuitton purse. I'm that fabulous.

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    tangy chip
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "My craps are more expensive than a small Louis Vuitton purse. I'm that fabulous." lol

    Raine Soo
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I remember Atticus. And, he is fabulous.

    A Sheet of Paper
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean, he looks like he's wearing a tuxedo. No wonder his craps are worth so much.

    Ruth Dyke
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, you are fabulous and you know it.

    Tahani
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We lost a cat due to obstructed bowels... not so fun

    Toea Muresan Iulia
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    who's feeding Atticus was wrong, thou he must pay

    Nancy Bernard
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My cat Dude had that problem and nearly died before I got him to the emergency vet. Older cats can get this condition and when they do, it will happen again but you will know the signs. I had no clue and had no choice than to take him to the Emergency Vet which cost about the same! I'm sure your vet put him on prescription food. My vet told me that their feces becomes impossible to pass by themselves, and they get bowel blockage which is very painful. This happens in older cats, not most, but a few have this condition.

    Dyah Maharani
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My cat also has the same problem. Twice already. He’s almost 3. He needed surgery to clear all things out. The second one almost took his life as he get kidney failure after. He doesn’t want to eat the prescription food. I don’t know what to do anymore. Always bring him to vet regularly just to check his tummy.

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    Cathy Cee
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this should come with a spit alert, I'd just taken a sip of pepsi. luckily I caught it before it hit my laptop keyboard

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    #14

    I Bet That Cat Was Looking Straight At The Painter The Whole Time

    I Bet That Cat Was Looking Straight At The Painter The Whole Time

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    Your Local Lizard
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    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think it would be cute if boring blocky lanes were replaced with cat paw prints :3

    Pamela24
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It would but they'd be a bit harder to see which could cause trouble for severely visually impaired people. :/ This is a nice compromise, though.

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    BusLady
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is really cute. They should leave it that way.

    glowworm2
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Such cute little paw prints though. 🐾

    Jean Thompson
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope they leave these prints. So cute and no real harm done!

    Nicky Melville
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is actually the first cat crossing ever as cats are unable to walk in a straight line across a road,so a Zebra crossing is not suitable for them.Kitty is petitioning the council to get more kitty crossings constructed across the city.

    Courtney Christelle
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think little things like that are the best part of any city.

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    #15

    My Cat Fell Asleep In My Salad

    My Cat Fell Asleep In My Salad

    Burritoworld Report

    Raine Soo
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If I fits, I sits, I sleeps.

    로희
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He likes freshly made beds.

    Thumbs Down
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Back home on Melmack, Alf would've paid handsomely for this salad.

    Wyndmere
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dump the salad, wash the container, and place it on a shelf for your cat. It is her bowl now.

    Sharon Hyatt
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like your suggestion....'possession is 9/10ths of the law, right' !

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    Shannon Matthews
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well would you look at that. Cat-alina dressing on top.

    Wyndmere
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fresh Feline and field greens.

    Wyndmere
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, sure. Any excuse to not eat your green veggies.

    Julie Wiard
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At first glance I thought this was a picture of a cupcake. :-)

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    #16

    My Cat Furgus. He Also Doubles Up As A Step

    My Cat Furgus. He Also Doubles Up As A Step

    ST86X Report

    Raine Soo
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Furgus! What a name! What a cute cat!

    Joonscrab
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lmfaoooo this is the most rectangular looking cat I've seen

    smol doggo
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That looks so dangerous... Furgus almost looks invisible.

    Joanne Haywood
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is dangerous. Ask my torn ligaments somewhere in my nether regions. Wasn’t even my sodding cat.

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    Full of Giggles
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's two hospital visits waiting to happen.

    glowworm2
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Furgus is the cutest step ever.

    Night Owl
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks almost like he's daring you to try to step on him

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    Elsker
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    oh no! that's an accident waiting to happen

    Kimberley Thomas
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Furgus looks as if he’s against the Insurance Company and is doing his best to collect the policy.

    Kelz
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A step that would tear your leg up if you stepped on it!!!

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    #17

    Heard My Husband Screaming While In The Shower... Walked In On This

    Heard My Husband Screaming While In The Shower... Walked In On This

    kenlayne Report

    Raine Soo
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do you live in the Bates Motel?

    Matthew White
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    spider cat, spider cat does what ever a spider can

    glowworm2
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like this reboot of the Psycho movie!

    Joey
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, they clearly cast that Anne Heche one completely wrong.

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    Gwen
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gives a whole new meaning to peeping tom!

    Hugh Walter
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love how the other cat is watching intently to see how it all works out!

    Lauren Caswell
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's two cats lol! Oh god this made me laugh

    Philly Bob Squires
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My 6 month old kitten "Roxy" not only does this but she'll also sit in the shower with you. I was showering once and turned around and looked down to see my cat sitting on the tub floor. Scared the hell out of me! We all know she does it now so it doesn't bother us. This cat LOVES water. #watercats

    Artoonist Corine
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love how the other cat is just watching....

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    #18

    Turned My Back For A Minute And She Peed In 20 Cups Of Uncooked Rice

    Turned My Back For A Minute And She Peed In 20 Cups Of Uncooked Rice

    TheLoxFox Report

    Raine Soo
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    LOL The cat thought that it was a new litter box.

    로희
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a rice-eating Asian, my heart is in agony, but as a butler for my cats, I see nothing wrong.

    Helen Haley
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Such a weird place to put a litter box hooman.

    Night Owl
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Be glad you noticed straight away

    Kathryn Baylis
    Community Member
    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you have cats, you learn to invest in lids. In a variety of sizes. And use them all the time. Without fail.

    Oskar vanZandt
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe the litterbox wasn't kept clean to expectations? :P

    Sharon Hyatt
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, this was just too convenient to pass by!

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    あんぱんまん
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i would be so mad! then again, i dont even like rice so id be real happy and hug it

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    #19

    Quarantine - Day 4

    Quarantine - Day 4

    meister2a Report

    Natalia
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Leave the house! Run for your life!

    Natasha Clifton
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

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    Logan Cheng
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    you are getting very sleepy, very... very... sleepy, you will not remember any of this

    Sue Hazlewood
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd be sleeping with one eye open

    Grace Thomason
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    im tired of you hooman to much interaction

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    #20

    Egg Thief

    Egg Thief

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    Danieletc
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Yeas, I iz old meme now, but stills hav egg."

    Karen Loftus
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Downvote for holding the cat too tight: otherwise it would be funny.

    Wyndmere
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don’t squeeze you cat so hard.

    Ljdia
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The food looks awesome too. I wonder what is it? Maybe a Korean or a Japanese dish?

    Logan Cheng
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    what? these are egg-cellent. Are you not egg-cited for me trying new things? Do i really need to egg-splain myself?

    Summer Woodsong
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kitty just needs real food.... That egg looks awesome!!

    Blue
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A little rough on the cat

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    #21

    My Cat Loves To Shred Toilet Paper. Today, She Found My Entire Stash

    My Cat Loves To Shred Toilet Paper. Today, She Found My Entire Stash

    skank__hunt Report

    Hayasahibaa
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The look on her face! You're doomed.......

    Raine Soo
    Community Member
    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Oh, joy!" The expression on the kitty is priceless.

    Full of Giggles
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How can you not smile at that adorable expression?

    Kelz
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She looks like a kid that just realized that they opened a candy shoppe on his street.....

    I'm a makeup addict
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    mwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahhahahahhahahahahhaha!!

    Wyndmere
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Buy the really cheap stuff (4 small rolls-$1.00) at the Dollar store and give her one every so often. Maybe 25 cents a week is worth letting your cat have some fun. It might keep your stash of the good stuff safe. I’d still move your stash.

    Nicky Melville
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Once in a while, in the life of a kitty, something truly awesome happens! Today was that day!

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    #22

    Max Must Not Be Allowed In The Library

    Max Must Not Be Allowed In The Library

    cool_cat_max_and_gracie Report

    Raine Soo
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Max just wants to borrow a book.

    Pink
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He just wanted to know how the cat in the hat ended

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    Radar Doi
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    just who are you, to tell Max he cannot educate himself and/or be a librarian? crushing his little dreams like that, poor fellow...

    Xandra
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had a cat named Hobby when I lived with my parents who loved to "read" by systematically shredding the pages with his claws. He especially liked my grandparents' old books, the classics... We moved the books in a closet with doors, didn't help, he became proficient in opening the doors...

    Toea Muresan Iulia
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Max will catch the mice in the library. Let him in!

    Russell Ellwardt
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why not have a library cat? He would not be the first one... and certainly a big attraction with the customers.

    BusLady
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, the kids would love coming to see him.🐱

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    Kenny Kulbiski
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've got a new goal in life. Letting Max into the library.

    Stephen Taylor
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Max is just interested in furthering his education.

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    #23

    He Thinks He Has Plenty Of Game

    He Thinks He Has Plenty Of Game

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    Toea Muresan Iulia
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think maybe he still has game :) that look...

    Cindy Goode
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He should be indoors. Outside isn't safe anymore with traffic, mean people, etc That is a very old timey attitude that cats should be out that came from when life was more rural with barns & lots of space.

    Elisabeth Byrne
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Um maybe keep it inside? I've owned cats for 25 years and all have been/are indoor only cats and lead happy, healthy, and long lives, as do the local wildlife😉

    Karen Klinck
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Great. I agree with you. Now tell the *ct* that. We even have an airlock system of doors, and they *still* get out some times.

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    Suzie Parr
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Poor cat. Just doesn't approve of being called an a**hole.

    Amy Singleton
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh my goodness.....so friggin hilarious!!!

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    #24

    This Is Why We Can’t Have Nice Things

    This Is Why We Can’t Have Nice Things

    Funkofairy Report

    troufaki13
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a scratching post right next to the couch. I regularly spray it with catnip. Guess where she scratches her nails...

    WilvanderHeijden
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wouldn't know, but I'm sure it's everywhere except at the scratching post.

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    로희
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I'm gonna swing from the chandelier, from the chandelier~ I'm gonna live like tomorrow doesn't exist, like it doesn't exist~"

    Kateřina Lužná
    Community Member
    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You have a CAT. No need for more nice in your life, foolish peasant.

    Roberto Durante
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    well! what are hang plant for if not hanging in it

    Nicky Melville
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I used to have a house full of masses of my precious keepsakes that had deep significance for me, but now I just have a bed and a sofa a TV. and many empty cardboard boxes and a cat tree.

    mph seti
    Community Member
    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe don't hang a plant from a light fixture. The cat is right to want to destroy it.

    tangy chip
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    fellow cat owners understand.

    あんぱんまん
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    where there isnt a kid, there is a cat... the cat will always fill in for the kid XD

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    #25

    Derp Eats Succulent

    Derp Eats Succulent

    titas_goji Report

    Danieletc
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "STILL not peyote buttunz..."

    Saara .
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Glad she found out before using a pesticide!

    Cassie
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cats need catgrass for roughage. Alfalfa, oat, and wheat seeds can be easily grown on a sponge in a dish or in a mug. It doesn't have to be anything special or expensive. Also give them silvervine sticks for chewing. Shave off a bit of the bark to release a scent that is similar to catnip (it's sometimes sold as "catnip sticks")

    Karen Klinck
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And poinsetta is very poisonous. So I repotted the thing into a hanging planter, which I hung on the shower curtain. I went to wash dishes. I heard a loud crash, and went running after the [******] cat streaking for the living room. Caught her, wrestled the remains of the poinsetta out of her mouth--damaged beyond repair, I might add--and went back to the bathroom. The rod, shower curtain and pot were in the bathroom, and the dirt was *everywhere*. Sigh.

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    djinnjeannie
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If that’s a type of aloe they should move it where the cat can’t get it. Apparently it’s mild to moderately toxic to cats. Although I found that after my kitten had spent weeks chewing mine so either she’s super cat, my aloe was super mild or the toxicity is more mild than moderate.

    Colette McLister
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My wee one eats every sodding plant/flower I've ever owned. Cost me £75 at the vet the first time she ate a plant!

    MammaG
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You're going to kill her. Leave the plants outside.

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    Marta Dyrgała
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aloe is highly toxic for cats... It should be out of reach of the cat if you want him to live.

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    #26

    Cat Returns With Sausage Stolen From Unknown Neighbors BBQ

    Cat Returns With Sausage Stolen From Unknown Neighbors BBQ

    Cats_Rulez Report

    Raine Soo
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is one resourceful cat.

    BoredPanda is awesome
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good job. I see that you are good at hunting

    Lynn Morello
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Self care he is just trying to help coz u dont like dem mouses he bringz in

    BusLady
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Neighbor: I could have sworn I put 6 sausages on the grill.

    Beezel Palomar
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It may have been given. Don't you judge.

    Bored Little Panda
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cut it up and fed it to him/her, thTs what u would do.

    eliza beth
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    he is not stealing, the neighbour that give him

    Dani R
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This cat will survive the apocalypse. I will not

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    #27

    It's Hard To Work With A Cat Around

    It's Hard To Work With A Cat Around

    iamllamma Report

    Strahd Ivarius
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mine is addicted to phones or tablets, not laptops, but it doesn't like my new iPhone, only munches on Android

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    Lauren Caswell
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, everything you own will be rubbed with teeth and gums eventually. They are so thoughtful

    Rebecca Taylor
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not paying enough attention to the cat or so he thinks.

    Kelly Todd
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I guess you can use the excuse that the CAT ate your homework!!!

    Kelz
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am CAT, hear me ROAR!! (mew)

    Wyndmere
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Put some citrus scent on the case; cats hate citrus.

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    #28

    My Wife And I Were Switching Seats And As Soon As We Got Out Our Cat Diesel Stepped On The Lock Button And Locked Us Out

    My Wife And I Were Switching Seats And As Soon As We Got Out Our Cat Diesel Stepped On The Lock Button And Locked Us Out

    GuyYeti Report

    Raine Soo
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Heh, heh, heh." Beautiful Bengal, though.

    Donna Baker
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mine push on the window button and escaped for 9 hours.

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    로희
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He probably does not like the way you drive his car.

    Joonscrab
    Community Member
    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It was a petrol powered car and he didn't like it :/

    smol doggo
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, he lived up to his name.

    Pamela24
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One of the reasons why you shouldn't have a cat in a car without a carrier. Ever.

    BusLady
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My dog does that. We've learned to keep a spare key on us. We can't trust him.

    WilvanderHeijden
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So no one told you that you never leave your keys in the ignition when you exit the car? Here's a lessen: Never leave your keys in the ignition when you exit your car. Remember it for when you are having children.

    Catherine Todd
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, the kids will take off in a minute! But they were just "switching seats" so it's hard to remember sometimes. Live and Learn!

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    Journey Alvarado
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    MY dream cat is a bangle and very funny

    IrishGirl
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    'underestimate me again!' - cat

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    #29

    Got A New Kitten Who Has No Fear, This Is How I Have To Eat Every Meal Now

    Got A New Kitten Who Has No Fear, This Is How I Have To Eat Every Meal Now

    eternal_starfish Report

    Erin Kavik
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If he's staying back from the squirt gun, then he has one fear.

    Deena Salzman
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I once threw a whole glass of water on my cat and she was entirely unfazed.

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    Daria Z
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This table ain't big enough for both of us XD

    tangy chip
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    notice how he's sitting on the owners ipad xD

    BoredPanda is awesome
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol, 🤣. Btw, the cat looks so CUTE!!! Also the food looks tasty

    Tzippora Gold
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "hoomin, how about i have your bowl of food and you can make another? and i want that one too by the way,....."

    Marcellus the Third
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just become vegan for next decade and a bit. Path of least resistance.

    Purr·maid
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a collection of 'guns' as well.

    Dani R
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Look at the face! Kitty is considering the risk!

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    #30

    Just Why

    Just Why

    kingonxhe Report

    Raine Soo
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cats like bags, and they like bread. I like your trivet, by the way.

    Wolfstar
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also because they are tiny lil loaves of cuteness. Sometimes.

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    Danieletc
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because cats are ... bred ... in certain places, that's why.

    Kelz
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cat in a bag!! Get yours today!! Comes with yummy bread for a limited time! (Scratches and biting may be included. Any petting is welcome, but any reciprocated affection may need to be worked for.)

    Sue Clasen
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow, a bag and with window, this is paradise on earth!

    kiki
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That cat said “ look at my buns Hooman”

    lara
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Was the bread still warm?

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    #31

    Next Level

    Next Level

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    Raine Soo
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can I hug the world's worst cat?

    Bacony Cakes
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yes but he'll give your exact gps location to a team of russian hitmen

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    Jacob Babashoff
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Heh, one of our cats paws at my wife's face to wake her up in order to get fed. She's learned to just put the covers over her head if she's really tired. But...he's learned that if I get up (for work), she gets up...so when he fails to wake her up, guess who he goes to next...Doh!

    glowworm2
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The World's Worst Cat is adorable!

    AnnieLaurie Burke
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The WWC and your toddler are already in cahoots. Wait a year or so until they can really team-tag you. You are doomed!

    Debbie Gaskill
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is my cat , exactly! He gets up on our bedroom bookcases and knocks off photos, keys, and anything else he can shove off. Or, he uses his nose to turn on the water in the kitchen sink! They look like the same cat and must have come from the same batch!

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    #32

    My Neighbor's Cat Drops By Every Once In A While To Stick His Head Through The Window And Scream At My Cat

    My Neighbor's Cat Drops By Every Once In A While To Stick His Head Through The Window And Scream At My Cat

    snoee Report

    Journey Alvarado
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    hey are they related or something cuz they loool THE SAME !

    Pearl Of the SeaWing RainWings
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    HELOOOOOOOOOO GERALLLLLLLDDDDDDDDDDD!!!! HOW'RE YOU DOOOIIIING, BUDDY??????

    Deena Salzman
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My neighbor's cat does this too. He harasses my poor indoor kitty and she gets incredibly stressed by it.

    Andrea Hall
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Omg the "home cat's" expression! "I've warned you. Stanley. Don't make me say it again!"

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    #33

    I Wanted My Cat To Go To The Vet. My Cat Didn’t Want To Go. So We Compromised And I Went To Urgent Care

    I Wanted My Cat To Go To The Vet. My Cat Didn’t Want To Go. So We Compromised And I Went To Urgent Care

    davidjschloss Report

    Lauren Caswell
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No human, how about you go to the vet! Activate sharp pointy kitty mode!

    martin734
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't argue with a cat, it hurts.

    Lu
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    First rule before going to vet...clip their nails. It's a rule you only forget once.

    Joanne Haywood
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My right index finger is still dead after being bitten through by cat who did not want to go to the vets. The vet nurses had to treat me first!

    mph seti
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow...Urgent Care for a scratch on the nose? I have Neosporin and bandaids at home.

    Salty Old Woman
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pro tip: if possible, keep their nails trimmed, and start when they're kittens. Not so tough without inch long claws!

    Kelz
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh no!!! Luckily you still have your pretty blue eyes!!!

    I'm a makeup addict
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    he does have really nice eyes. (not flirting just pointing it out)

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    #34

    Got Blocked By FB Friends Because Of This Little Jerk

    Got Blocked By FB Friends Because Of This Little Jerk

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    로희
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Toe beans up!

    Iggy
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The cuteness! Surely those FB friends would understand!

    Marianne Messer
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They BLOCKED you, WHY, I want to be your friend!? ❤😺🙀😹😱🤣👍👊

    Id row
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I give that kitty all the thumbs up :)

    Mae Mosse
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not real friend if they block you cos of thumbs up

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    #35

    I Needed To Use The Restroom And Saw This Instead

    I Needed To Use The Restroom And Saw This Instead

    Miquil Report

    로희
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aww, look at those eyes~

    Raine Soo
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sweety! I don't get angry at pets.

    Summer Woodsong
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can't be mad at that little face.....

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    #36

    Thanks For Ruining My Breakfast

    Thanks For Ruining My Breakfast

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    로희
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The cat simply warmed the toast for you~

    BusLady
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And added a few hairs. Knows you need more fiber in your diet.

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    kaylynn L
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least you caught it happening, who knows what you've eaten in the past 😰😰😰

    mph seti
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who puts an unplated and open sandwich on a window sill?

    Luna Lovegood
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think it's toast? And maybe it's on the windowsill bc it's next to the table?

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    Kelz
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    EWWW!! Hahahaha!!! Just a little added flavor.

    Stephen Taylor
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe a name change to sayyyy...butter butt?

    Warren Hall
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Throw it in the microwave for 20 seconds; it will be ok.

    Nicky Melville
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A slower method of heating and melting cheese, but it uses less electricity.

    Alessa Linn
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He wanted it to be poop flavor :)

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    #37

    Bro, Can I Just Get A Moment Alone? What's Wrong With This Creature

    Bro, Can I Just Get A Moment Alone? What's Wrong With This Creature

    pantiesUpinabunch Report

    I'm a makeup addict
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "hooman! you must let meh woosh your long fur!"

    ShikamaruPanda
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i thought that was a rope.. till a saw what the "rope" was leading to

    BusLady
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She just discovered that you have a tail too.

    Lisa Casserly
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Your hair looked sketchy. He's saving you from it.

    Wyndmere
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She is playful, she is smart, she is amazing.

    Laura Johnston
    Community Member
    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anything that dangles is fair game.

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    #38

    Look At Her Living Life Like She Pays Her Own Vet Bills

    Look At Her Living Life Like She Pays Her Own Vet Bills

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    Biljana Malesevic
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hate when they do that. It makes me feel real uncomfortable. I got few scratches by "saving" my cat from the ledge (she didn't appreciate it).

    Wendillon
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    and the worst part is when you decide to go "save" them and they start running on the ledge or walking without looking where they're going.

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    Thais Rezende
    Community Member
    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My cat fell from the ledge while playing in the middle of the night a few months ago. Had to go through surgery for her back leg and the final bill including meds cost about 3K. The worst was the one-month convalescence (no jumping, no running, meds every day) and having to take days off work to take care of her. PLEASE install something on the railings to protect your cats from falling! I installed a low plexiglass barrier, not expensive and did the trick.

    Bill Bendick
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    God bless you for loving your fur baby that much !!

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    Pat Ballard
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We had a cat that would run up into our loft and walk around the rail. I was standing in the living room the first time he did it. Our other cat was standing by me. He looked at his buddy on the rail and fell over. Later I caught him up in the loft trying to get the courage to walk on the rail. He was sitting on a chair putting his shaking paw out. He never got up the courage to try it. The other cat was scary smart.

    Lorraine R
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We had a house with a railing like this, about 12 feet above the downstairs hall. I know for sure that each of our three cats fell off that railing at least once. One of them liked to try to catch her tail between the spindles. One night I heard a thump and when I checked, she was sitting there looking a bit confused, but when she saw me she started washing as if everything was normal. The lower hall was well padded with carpeting though -- don't know how well they'd do with bare floors.

    Debbie
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a natural thing for them to do, and they should practice. Unless it's a bit of a malfunctioning cat due to injury, just let them be natural.

    Lucas
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah... though they do fall off. I've seen cats with broken jaws due to falls. Poor little things. They may be able to right themselves but it doesn't stop them getting hurt.

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    Mollie Mills
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    God my cat will put her head, front paws and torso through the banister ( eye contact always made ) and it scares the hell out of me everytime!

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    #39

    She Didn't Have A Problem With It Until We Were 2 Hours Away From Home, Then Suddenly It Was A Huge Problem

    She Didn't Have A Problem With It Until We Were 2 Hours Away From Home, Then Suddenly It Was A Huge Problem

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    Raine Soo
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Hey, I was just enjoying the ride."

    2WheelTravlr
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "And then I was done enjoying the ride." "Make this loud moving thing go home meow!"

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    Christian Bradshaw
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh that would have scared the SH*T out of me

    Mary Hiers
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I unknowingly took cats to pick up kids from school on multiple occasions. Such adorable little jerks.

    Maria
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My mum did that a couple of times. We didn't have a cat.

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    tangy chip
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    my cat did the exact same thing, except we were supposed to take his sister to the vet and he went instead. the vet is ten miles from our house.

    Judy Crozier
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    what? It was fun; then I got bored and wanted to come home. So?

    Joseph DAgostino
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sadly, I think that's how I lost my beloved Red Tabby. He lived with my A-hole neighbor for a week as well. He jumped in someone's truck and ended up in Maine or something.

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    #40

    Spent A Week On This Puzzle

    Spent A Week On This Puzzle

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    Aiyana Menrige
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I scrolled down, I only saw the cat on the table. Moved a bit down and saw horror.

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    Lauren Caswell
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You mean 3 weeks building a cat toy...damn

    Joe Reaves
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now you have the opportunity of another week of fun. Don't thank me...

    Journey Alvarado
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the one the cat just fliped off then slid it to its death

    BusLady
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My cats were fascinated by puzzle pieces. I would find them all over the house, chewed up.

    Charlotte A.
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "the table looks so much better with me on it"

    Nadine Bamberger
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now you have something to do next week, you're welcome.

    Raven
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My cat has done this too many times.

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    #41

    The Cat Was Mad We Weren't Home To Feed Her Dinner, And Got Back At Us By Ripping Apart A Pack Of Bagels And Taking A Tiny Bite Out Of Each One

    The Cat Was Mad We Weren't Home To Feed Her Dinner, And Got Back At Us By Ripping Apart A Pack Of Bagels And Taking A Tiny Bite Out Of Each One

    sufficiently_sp00ked Report

    Oskar vanZandt
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Toast 'em... better, especially with a bit of butter and cheese.

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    Raine Soo
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some cats love the yeast in bread products, so don't leave bagels and such lying about. Revenge was had by the kitty. And, who could resist her, and stay angry? Who's a cute kitty?

    Douglas Turner
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    THis one's stale. And this one's stale. And this one's stale. So's this one.

    BusLady
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She's exhausted after all that work.

    Purr·maid
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And laying there like she didn't do a thing wrong.

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    #42

    Clean Me, Hooman

    Clean Me, Hooman

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    Nadine Bamberger
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Out cat comes in soaking wet and screaming, waiting to be toweled dry then immediately runs out again. It's a vicious towel/ rain circle and nobody wins.

    TheDragonPSA
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And while you're at it, peel me a grape.

    BusLady
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like she had a grand time.

    Jean Thompson
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In Ancient Egypt, cats were worshipped as gods. Cats have never forgotten this.

    Logan Cheng
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One does not simply, jump down a hill into the forest when it just rained, into the mud and get stuck in a tree and find the solution to jump into a dirty bush and come home like this

    Olive Stirk
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    LORD OF THE RINGS QUOTE! cat: yes, one does.

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    Dave Chapman
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why does some cat fur act like it's made from Velcro???

    Wyndmere
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is a true forest kitty.

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    #43

    I Like Pizza

    I Like Pizza

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    Logan Cheng
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    you don't see me, I'm just a non-sus fluffy arm going to take a tiny bit of your pizza

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    Alien_cos
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My cat once stole a whole steak off of my plate EXACTLY like this.

    Clever Dog
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would be more worried about the choice of reading material!

    Yvi
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The pizza looks goooooooood

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    #44

    And It's Ruined

    And It's Ruined

    ExtensiveNegligence Report

    Danieletc
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    From the high haughty prominence at the tip of airy existence to your mug. Be so honored.

    Nicky Melville
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cats like their coffee stirred, not shaken.

    Alex Hamilton
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's called capillary action, saves having to drink.

    Sarmite Kraukle
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Your cofee wasn't stirred enough, so I helped you!

    Pearl Of the SeaWing RainWings
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow how dirty is your cat if water turns brown when she touches it with her tail? ;P

    Wyndmere
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hahahahahahaha / sorry, but life can be really ironic sometimes. At least your cat didn’t knock your hot cuppa Joe into the carpet. Hot coffee stains are more like permanent dye.

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    #45

    My Cat Just Bit The Corner Of My MacBook And Now My Screen Is Cracked

    My Cat Just Bit The Corner Of My MacBook And Now My Screen Is Cracked

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    Little Zoologist
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hahaha your cat looks like a bit cracked now hahahaha that face haha

    Journey Alvarado
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this made me wake up my dog cuz i luagh so loud #lovedatface #LOVEBANGLE

    mph seti
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Damn, macbooks must have really cheap screens. I thought they bragged about how well made their stuff is...

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    #46

    My Sister Is Babysitting My Cat, Benny. He’s Very Demanding

    My Sister Is Babysitting My Cat, Benny. He’s Very Demanding

    annotyn Report

    Lauren Caswell
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Male cameo cats can be weird. My parents cat is an excellent example of that.

    Dana Grunwald
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Benny is a beautiful cat.

    Ruth Dyke
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Benny knows what he wants and he wants it now.

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    #47

    Cat Left My Husband A Present This Morning

    Cat Left My Husband A Present This Morning

    anashayg Report

    Raine Soo
    Community Member
    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, dear. The cat meant well. It probably thought that your husband was useless at catching his own food.

    Leo Domitrix
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least it's dead. It's way worse when it's still alive and your cat watches you hunt, and you just know they're judging you on how you can't hunt, which is why it had to bring you a live chipmunk to teach you.... True story. Chipmunk probably in PTSD therapy now.

    Beatrice Multhaupt
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mine was a vole. Kat eats her mice whole without sharing but insists on removing the vole's gallbladder and liver with surgical precision. This, of course, needs to be done indoors.

    BusLady
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, the poor little thing.

    Ginny Swart
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thats a sign of deep affection for your husband. I think you should be jealous..

    Summer Woodsong
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, fearless hunter!!! The cat paid tribute to the humans, at least it was a little one.

    Sue Clasen
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You are not feeding your husband properly, so says your cat

    Linda HS
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a reward. He's showing you that he loves you 😍

    Storm Anne
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    NOOOOOOOOOOOOO THE RAT IS SO CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTTTTTTTTTEEEEEEEEEE

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    #48

    He Pushed My TV Off The Stand

    He Pushed My TV Off The Stand

    ssnakemann Report

    Raine Soo
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Look at that face! And, he's not sorry at all.

    Lauren Caswell
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's really not is he! It's like "now you can see me more clearly, you're welcome"

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    Full of Giggles
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Good. Now that I have your attention..."

    urszulat
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You're watching too much tv human! Not any more. :)

    あんぱんまん
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    'HOOMAN! NO TV FOR UUUU!! I WILL BE UR ENTERTAINMENT!! NOW FEED MEEEE'

    Danieletc
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "You don't get Art. Philistine."

    Id row
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I bought my flat screen in '07 when they still made them kind of clunky. But it's a good thing because my two springboard off it all the time and love to hang out on it. Lucy-over-...4ba8fc.jpg Lucy-over-tv-5fbbf8f4ba8fc.jpg

    Wyndmere
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He want more ‘me’ time ...and some tuna.

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    #49

    I Think This Fits Here

    I Think This Fits Here

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    Chris Wright
    Community Member
    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is the reason why we just changed our gas range to one where the gas does not turn on if you just turn a control dial. You have to turn and then press down. Hopefully that makes it harder for our adorable idiot to gas us.

    giovanna
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's standard where I live! It's a security measure

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    Jade Lynn
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We take all of the knobs off of our stove after we are done cooking because the dogs one time turned on a burner while we were out and the house almost got burned down. Animals are not always the brightest.

    glowworm2
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think your cat is plotting to kill you.

    Lisa Casserly
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG. I discovered this too. Except it was an electric stove. I had just gotten a new one. And, I was happy that the ANNOYING push-in-the-k**b-then-turn-it feature was gone. The new stove only had knobs that turned. Who knew that was a safety feature?? One night, after the Hoomans were in bed, one of the cats walked across the back of the stove. They stepped on a k**b, and it turned. It turned a burner on. Then, they continued onto the counter, knocking over the brand new can of no-stick cooking spray. It rolled onto the burner. Where it heated up and exploded, spraying oil all over the kitchen. Which then caught on fire. Yeah. It was an "adventure". Good news is, the fire got put out. The house is still standing. And no one died.

    Chicago Dog Lover
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe those stove baby-proofing things would work?

    Grazina Strolia
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yep, that's what I had to do with mine! The baby-proofing covers worked great.

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    NoJo
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same thing happened to me...needed to child proof the control knobs.

    Artoonist Corine
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Time to invest in baby locks. We had to get some when one of our dogs learned how to turn them on....

    Ruth Dyke
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Time for a gas stove that requires more than just turning the k**b.

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    #50

    Went Missing Yesterday. Came Home Tonight About Two Hours After I'd Printed The Expensive Flyers. Jerk

    Went Missing Yesterday. Came Home Tonight About Two Hours After I'd Printed The Expensive Flyers. Jerk

    teenracer22 Report

    Raine Soo
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One of my cats ran away for 25 hours back in July. That entire day was rough. We spent all night, all morning, all evening looking for her, to no avail. But, hooray, the cat came back on her own accord.

    Beans
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mine disappeared for a week once, we put flyers in all the mailboxes around the neighbourhood and went door to door around our block too, nothing. We feared the worst. Then he randomly turned up a week later a bit confused in our back yard... we have no idea where he was or what he was doing. If he was stuck somewhere or what. So now he has a 200 dollar GPS now and a camera, lol.

    Thumbs Down
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good call, with the camera and all. Next time, you'll net a pretty cool movie of his intergalactic travels, taken during another of his totally random and unplanned (Time-Unaccounted-For) "Abductions" which just so happen to take place every first weekend of the new moon.

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    Tiffany Marie
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    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Usually give your cat about 48 hours before you spend the $$ on something like this. If they get out the first time in a LONG time.. Sometimes it takes 2 days.. Maybe 3. It's just best calling their names around your area every hour or so. Then a flyer. Idk. One slept under cars or up in cars. My other 2 were in a neighbours home. I grabbed my fluffy from her back porch as he was screaming every time I called his name. He smelled of her perfume! When she sees me, my neighbour she asks me all about how he's doing and wants to see him 😒 As well as she had my other cat in her home for 2 days and as I called him after that long he came through her window. I thought he got hit by a car. I was so upset!! Now I do everything I can to keep them inside. This lady has her own cat.. And constantly gets angry if someone feeds her cat. Lol

    Oskar vanZandt
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My cat was away from Friday until Monday... think she got locked up in someone's garage. I did not sleep well that weekend! She sure did feel sorry for herself when she skulked back into the house and had something to eat. I was SOOOOOOOOOO relieved.

    Anna Bender
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My cat slipped out back in June. In late October I saw her on the humane society web site and they agreed that the cat they had looked exactly like the picture of my cat. I went and picked her up, donated 50 dollars for her care, so happy my Banshee was back. Not even a week later, who comes trotting up to the door like she hadn't been gone for four months, but the real Banshee. Now I have two calico cats that look exactly alike.

    Catherine Todd
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anna Bender: your story and how you ended up with TWO calico cats is out of this world! Hope you are enjoying them both! :)

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    Wendy Lam
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A night out? Drinking milk and doing catnip?

    Jaime
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now you have them for next time.

    Steve Cruz
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hang onto the fliers in case it happens again.

    Ginny Swart
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I did the same and searched the neighbourhood for two days and found her in the broom cupboard in a big bag. After that I swept more often..

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    #51

    The Frustration Of 2020

    The Frustration Of 2020

    MowgsMom Report

    Arnika Hryszko
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is a huge cat (or tiny laptop)! :)

    BusLady
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "My cat blocked my homework."

    Summer Woodsong
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Apparently they do this because it's warm. Buy them their own heating pad and you might get them to relocate. Good luck!!

    Stephen Taylor
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah...I’m thinking the only thing he wants you paying attention to is him!

    Ruth Dereje
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Geez 😒 2020 isn’t so bad to me

    Cassie
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Put a box on the counter for the cat.

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    #52

    I Couldn’t Find My Cat For An Hour

    I Couldn’t Find My Cat For An Hour

    Kikifomiki Report

    Raine Soo
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just getting into the Christmas spirit.

    BusLady
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, it is a tree, and cats climb trees.

    Pearl Of the SeaWing RainWings
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wish sometimes that I was small enough to hide there...

    Danieletc
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Leav my staging area. I'll pul this down wen you not looking, as is tradition. Muv along.

    Loki Laufeyson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the cat's looking at you like you idiot I was right here

    GenXandEarnedItAll
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It looks like one of the 80's glamor shots.

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    #53

    Admiring His Handy Work

    Admiring His Handy Work

    lilwhiterabbit86 Report

    Raine Soo
    Community Member
    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You need to be careful. Some cats love plastic, and may ingest it.

    Lydia Shen
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    MY CAT DOES THAT He eats our rubber shoes so we had to spray them with vinegar until he stopped AND THEN HE FOUND MY PLASTIC SIGN AND STARTED EATING THAT 🤦

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    Jade Lynn
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's why our bathroom door is always closed LOL

    BoredPanda is awesome
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a masterpiece. Simply fantastic. Your cat is talented

    Lauren Caswell
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Time for a stronger curtain! And a scratching post, they eventually figure out that they get told off for scratching most things, but praised when they scratch the post. Mine only starts on the sofa when she wants/needs a new post

    Faith Nicole
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The very very top of where the destroying starts, he made a little kitty face

    BusLady
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kitty is like: Did I do that?

    SCP-682
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Look at his face! HAHA he looks like "wow I did that? Im awesome!"

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    #54

    His Concerts Start At 4am And Last Until Everyone In The House Is Up With Him

     His Concerts Start At 4am And Last Until Everyone In The House Is Up With Him

    Benny recently learned that the acoustics in the shower will amplify his voice and protect him from the squirt bottle.

    rachybabi Report

    Tiari
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would simply turn on the shower. Do it two or three times and he will never get in there again.

    Abigail Nagel
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    he just wants to be an alarm clock!

    Joey
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "And IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII-ii-IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII will always love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuu ..."

    #55

    Hey, Hooman, You Remember Those Bills You Were So Stressed About - We Got Rid Of Them

    Hey, Hooman, You Remember Those Bills You Were So Stressed About - We Got Rid Of Them

    missenell Report

    Raine Soo
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These two are the most beautiful mischief makers.

    Moo Moo Futch
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s Gilbert (the Bengal) and Nelly! Gilbert famously adopted a kitten he found on walkies and now they have Nala! Owned by two cat dads in Sweden (I think).

    BlackestDawn
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If all of that is really paper mail -especially bills- then it's surprisingly little text shown. Some of them though looks to have a pattern to me akin to paper towels.

    BusLady
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Bengal looks terrified and the other cat is like, whatever.

    Mary Hayden
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is Nellie and Gilbert from @missenell on IG

    aniah Oakley
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    sssssssssoooooooooooooooooooo nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiicccccccccccccccccccceeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Faith Nicole
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Beautiful troublemakers you have 🥰

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    #56

    “Get The Damn Up And Feed Me Dave!”

    “Get The Damn Up And Feed Me Dave!”

    FantasticWorm Report

    Loonatic7
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My best friends cat once woke me up my licking my fingertips. I was nervous but then realized it was just Ambrosia. Damn kitty.

    François Carré
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And some people still wonder where the inspiration for Joe Dante's Gremlins came from.

    BusLady
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just 5 more minutes, please.

    Lorraine R
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dave's pretending to be asleep -- at least until he gets a claw hooked in his ear.

    Stephen Taylor
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Better get up before he pees on your head! (Yeah, it really happened!😐)

    Full of Giggles
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He looks like he was just spit out of the underworld.

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    #57

    He Knows He’s Not Allowed On The Kitchen Counter, But He’s Technically On The Washing Machine. Judging By His Expression He Knows He’s Found The Loophole

    He Knows He’s Not Allowed On The Kitchen Counter, But He’s Technically On The Washing Machine. Judging By His Expression He Knows He’s Found The Loophole

    robyn_reddit Report

    Raven
    Community Member
    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that is one beautiful cat. when i say beautiful i mean sunlight-in-the-summer kind of beautiful.

    Stephen Taylor
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The expression says it all!🤷‍♂️😂🤣

    S Weholt
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If he's that smart, just let him.

    Abigail Nagel
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    whoa, that cat's got some serious skills! *applauds*

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    #58

    What Did We Learn? That Your Cat Can Make Your Death Seem Like A Suicide

    What Did We Learn? That Your Cat Can Make Your Death Seem Like A Suicide

    Slothkitty Report

    Raine Soo
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What a criminal mastermind.

    Julie Harden
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have that same scar on my right arm (only a little shorter). My cat was sitting on my bed, and I was scratching his head. As I pulled my arm away, he clawed my arm, right over a 4 day old tattoo that still wasn't completely healed. I now have a forever scar, in the exact same place as this picture, right over a tattoo that says "Imagine". This happened 9 years ago. Still have the scar.

    K O
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me too but other side of the arm - been years. Someone rustled a bag while cat was on my knee

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    Ty Stratton-Quirk
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "When I say I'm done with ear scritchies, that means you should stop the ear scritchies! Now, my ears need scritching, so feel free to begin."

    Alien_cos
    Community Member
    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Have a giant scar in between my chest from a cat that didn’t want me brushing him

    Amanda Hartley
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've got a matching one - 😧 have they started communicating 😹😹😹😹😼

    BusLady
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's gonna leave a nasty scar.

    Danieletc
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Like yea, u pet me. And pet me, and I luved it. Whad'd'u expect?"

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    #59

    When A Cat Runs To The Fridge Every Time It Opens, A Sign Is Necessary

    When A Cat Runs To The Fridge Every Time It Opens, A Sign Is Necessary

    carrot.tthe.cat Report

    BoredPanda is awesome
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    useful note. took me a second though. The cat's a sly one

    Capelli rosa e patate
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Years ago when I first got my cat I shut my bedroom door on her foot. And the NOISE she made; good lord I felt like the worst human being in the world. (She’s since forgiven me)

    BusLady
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We have a small dog that is always underfoot.I don't know how many times we've stepped on him.

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    あんぱんまん
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    omg, did his arm ever break when the doors closed before the sign was up...

    Evelína Zlá
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No. There was an article about him on BP.... https://www.boredpanda.com/check-for-cat-fridge-carrot-the-cat/?utm_source=google&utm_medium=organic&utm_campaign=organic

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    BusLady
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reaching for the celery. Trying to eat healthy?

    Sharon Hyatt
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'v seen this before.... that's a sneaky Puss . . .

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    #60

    Now We Need New Christmas Tree Toys

    Now We Need New Christmas Tree Toys

    toshels Report

    Raine Soo
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The cat in the foreground looks like it's cackling with glee.

    Linda HS
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Use shatterproof for houses with cats! Trust me...been there done that

    VANILLA
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oml that cat in the front is hilarious

    BusLady
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Make sure the new ones aren't glass. That could be dangerous.

    Joseph Rychetsky
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That face on the cat in the front OMG

    Storm Anne
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the grey one HAHHSHHAHAHAHAHAHA

    I'm a makeup addict
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!

    DDmaybeandor
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Alright, this is just dumb. I at that tiny tree stand as well. Cats are gonna knock that over immediately.

    No one
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The one in the back looks confused

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    #61

    This Is Not A Relaxing Bath I Had Planned

    This Is Not A Relaxing Bath I Had Planned

    ihrtblanchedevereaux Report

    Raine Soo
    Community Member
    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Why would anyone be willing to sit in a body of water voluntarily?"

    Faith Nicole
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh my God, I cant imagine that intense feeling of, "I'm here to be relaxed, but one wrong move and im dead"

    あんぱんまん
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    atleast they wont mess up the bath water

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    #62

    Thanks, Man

    Thanks, Man

    IvanPaliychuk Report

    Raine Soo
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just making sure you got her/his autograph.

    Exquisite Spam
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Much improved. I'd leave it like that if it were my driveway.

    martin734
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope kitty's paws were checked for burns after this, concrete can be very caustic until it sets.

    Lina S.
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love how its not just a few paw prints, the cat just repeatedly walked all over it :P

    BusLady
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Look, I made it pretty."

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    #63

    My Cat Knocked Over 2 Gallons Of Laundry Detergent Onto The Floor While I Was At Work (My Floor Is Not Blue, It’s White)

    My Cat Knocked Over 2 Gallons Of Laundry Detergent Onto The Floor While I Was At Work (My Floor Is Not Blue, It’s White)

    Cadyus Report

    VeryDarkMatter
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I bet this room smells fresh and fluffy now

    Blue
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is one tough tiresome clean up job

    Joey
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Look at the walls! Damn. Is this a Ginger cat? Imean, Did it dance with it like with Fred Astaire before knocking it to the ground?

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    #64

    Rich Cats Of Istanbul

    Rich Cats Of Istanbul

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    cassiushumanmother
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's probably a stray so free! Turkish people are really nice with strays, every coffee shop is a cat coffee shop, every restaurant is a cat restaurant...

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    Grim Reaper
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    think they offering the cat for sale too?

    Your Local Lizard
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I once tried to do that when i was a kiddo :>

    Ruth Dereje
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At first I thought he was sitting in gold wrapper candys now I see dat it’s apparently gold

    Joey
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If that cat's name is Smaug, I will never stop laughing.

    Faith Nicole
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bet its nice and warm in there....

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    #65

    I'll Just Get Cozy Right Here

    I'll Just Get Cozy Right Here

    Kimbernator Report

    Raine Soo
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As I have said, cats are rule breakers.

    WilvanderHeijden
    Community Member
    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    1. The cat isn't sitting but lying. 2. No one else can sit while she is lying there. 3. She protects history. 4. Hooman signs do not apply to cats.

    Lily Mae Kitty
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    10 lbs of cat won't hurt it by sleeping on it.

    François Carré
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Nevermind, I'm part of the history / furniture myself".

    Suzie Parr
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Technically, he's not sitting.

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    #66

    Nudge Chooses The One Person Who Is Allergic In A Room Full Of People

    Nudge Chooses The One Person Who Is Allergic In A Room Full Of People

    The_Forest_Corgi Report

    Raine Soo
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's part of Nudge's masterplan for world domination.

    Red
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kill all the humans that are allergic to us because they cant worship us and then we enslave the others >:)

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    Ty Stratton-Quirk
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a scientifically proven fact that cats instinctively know when someone is allergic to them, and they are driven to focus their attention on that person to the exclusion of all others.

    Lauren Caswell
    Community Member
    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cats sometimes are more interested in the human who is not communicating/paying attention to it, so it follows they would be interested in people who are staying away due to allergies *facepalm*

    Lucas
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yep - best way is to try and make a massive fuss so that the cat loses interest!

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    Xandra, The Little Hufflepuff
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OH MY GOSH, ALL CATS, ALL THE TIME!!!!!!!!!!!! IT'S LIKE THEY KNOW I'M ALLERGIC!!!!!!!!! IT'S RIDICULOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Lily Mae Kitty
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I have found the weakest among you and will protect her."

    Kelz
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That poor lady looks too scared to move!

    WilvanderHeijden
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All cats do that. Family gathering, one niece with severe cat allergy. She became the center of attention from our 3 cats.

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    #67

    Privacy? Ha

    Privacy? Ha

    Scuzzle-Butters Report

    Stephen Taylor
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The entertainment is free! Wouldn’t want you getting bored!🤷‍♂️😂

    I'm a makeup addict
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    Ruth Dereje
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To use bathroom 🚽 or to not lol

    Journey Alvarado
    Community Member
    5 years ago

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    kill the unwanted twin !!

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    #68

    Yeah Right, Catch Me If You Can

    Yeah Right, Catch Me If You Can

    non_angelic Report

    Raine Soo
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aww, the poor kitty. You can always cut away the paw impressions and frost the cake.

    blubfisher
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I read something that said that since cats normally step 1 paw before the other, the owner of the cat likely pressed both cats paws on the hot cake for clout.

    Faith Nicole
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aww, kitty is like "but, but...it was so warm, im sorry my human, just give me the piece I autographed and you can keep the rest"

    Blue
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The cat looks terrified. Calm down it is only cake.

    Chris Miller
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You better hide, you lil s**t...

    LittleMissLotus
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh my god was I the only one who thought that was a literal turd at first

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    #69

    My Girlfriend Came Home To Our Cat Dirt Sitting By The Window

    My Girlfriend Came Home To Our Cat Dirt Sitting By The Window

    mikebokzy Report

    Raine Soo
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "So, whatcha gonna do about it?"

    Sasha Kuleshov
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey, glad you came back, you wouldn't believe what just happened...

    Katy McMouse
    Community Member
    Premium
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is Dirt short for Dirty Deeds?

    Lauren Ringel
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We have faux wood blinds and the cat pulls down however many she needs to see. :o)

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    #70

    He’s Very Open About Letting Me Know I Haven’t Been Paying Enough Attention To Him While I Weave

    He’s Very Open About Letting Me Know I Haven’t Been Paying Enough Attention To Him While I Weave

    hkodes Report

    Lauren Caswell
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You have a loom!!!!!! I want a loom it's one of my life goals!

    #71

    Music Critic

    Music Critic

    normal3catsago Report

    Stephen Taylor
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Please....just stop with that shrieking noise!

    Alien_cos
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    On a slightly unrelated note, that kid has some awesome hair

    Cynthia Bonville
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Get that child a more appropriate height seat, poor form makes for poor playing.

    Jeff Christensen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Would it help to point out that cello strings are generally now not made of catgut?

    Sasha Kuleshov
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It does look like flossing cord XD

    #72

    Wesley, I'm Trying To Do Homework

    Wesley, I'm Trying To Do Homework

    ea1488 Report

    Ruth Dereje
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Make him look like bat man make sure da ears pop out BOOM cat man ;)

    Kate Johnson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW CATMAAAN!! CAT MAAAAN!! CATMAAAN!!

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    Blue
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is that the paper you had over the laptop camera

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    #73

    Searched For Him Everywhere With No Success. Decided To Order Flyers To Distribute To The Neighbors, Then This Jerk Showed Up Before I Even Sent Out The First One

    Searched For Him Everywhere With No Success. Decided To Order Flyers To Distribute To The Neighbors, Then This Jerk Showed Up Before I Even Sent Out The First One

    I now have 300 flyers of his smug face.

    JellyFujiX Report

    Anne
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Keep them.. he may run again and then you can use them

    Danieletc
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I learned many years after unneeded drama to get my Digger a collar. Still a kewl d**k, but haven't lost him since.

    Mark Serbian, PK&RG,W
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Keep 'em for the next time. And you KNOW there will be A Next Time...

    Hugendubel
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Keep it for next time. Cats tend to dissapear though, always return.

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    #74

    It’s Fine I Didn’t Want The Damn Bread Anyway

    It’s Fine I Didn’t Want The Damn Bread Anyway

    Alextricity Report

    Raine Soo
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You might want to look into purchasing a bread bin.

    Shelley DuVal
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    probably learn how to open it and have a nice cushion in his new hideout

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    あんぱんまん
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    maybe the bread loaf was softer than his bed xD

    Suzie Parr
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Such a nice soft bed. He's got good taste.

    Freya Fluharty
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Trying to save you from those carbs.

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    #75

    Comfortable?

    Comfortable?

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    Biljana Malesevic
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My cat likes to sit on my head in the morning. She is tiny though so it's like having a small, fluffy pillow on my head. I just hope she doesn't fart.

    Raine Soo
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Yes, rather. Thank you for asking."

    uber mensch
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    New kitten. Wake up middle of night, she's sleeping on my head - face stuffed in my ear, purring like all get-out... and *drooling*.

    Faith Nicole
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Awww 🥰 i miss my brother's cat Emu. He used to lay on my chest, poke his little wet nose right into the bottom part of my neck closer to my collar bone, and put one paw on each side of my face and just purr...all night long

    Lily
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    First I thought this was a nice haircut.

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    #76

    My Cat Bites My Dad Whenever He's Paying Attention To My Mom And Not Him

    My Cat Bites My Dad Whenever He's Paying Attention To My Mom And Not Him

    EUOS_the_cat Report

    Little Zoologist
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "ME! JUST ME!! PAY ATTENTION TO ME OR I'M GOING TO SET YOU IN FLAMES!!!"

    Navy Blue Bandana
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought I was the only girl for you!

    Aaron Meadomore
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Be careful lmao he may try to consume someone now that he has the taste of human xD(yes this is a joke, take it like a joke)

    𝕵𝖔𝖍𝖓 𝕸𝖆𝖗𝖗𝖘
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My cat, Arschloch (asshole in German) , will bite my nose if i stop petting him. He also doesn't like walking.

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    #77

    This Is The Second Plant My Bastard Son Toby Has Maliciously Killed

    This Is The Second Plant My Bastard Son Toby Has Maliciously Killed

    cynta Report

    lara
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, it isn't really "killed". A little bent, but, hey, aren't we all?

    Mya Hamer
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My cats actually all do that, my grandma hates it

    Toea Muresan Iulia
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Toby's higher on the food chain than the plant, so Toby rules!

    Natalie KS
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Toby is just getting back to nature.

    Jane Holtzbert
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is why I'll never get a cat.

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    #78

    I Guess I'm Done With My Coffee Then

    I Guess I'm Done With My Coffee Then

    MartyFreeze Report

    Danieletc
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Caffee ok, bald monkee, but nuff of shiny cup. I BE THE SHINEE, I must kil mug."

    Francis
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    he is concerned about your health :D

    Jayden Penzien
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cat after you take photo: SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE *Starts scratching everything*

    Stephanie Did It
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is a gorgeous coffee cup though!

    Stephen Taylor
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just thought I’d help you stir it!

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    #79

    Our Cats Redecorated While We Were Out

    Our Cats Redecorated While We Were Out

    caioz Report

    Steven Essex
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would feel compelled to hang the kitty by its scruff from a potato chip bag clip.

    Lily Mae Kitty
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    whatintheactualfeck? are you sure they aren't dogs?

    Lucas
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dogs don't get on counters and knock things off usually.

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    Kelz
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think your cats need prozac

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    #80

    This Jerk Sat On My Toblerone And Melted It

    This Jerk Sat On My Toblerone And Melted It

    bugbugladybug Report

    I'm a makeup addict
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    you could put it in the freezer for a while

    Freya Fluharty
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bought my daughter some chocolate covered 'toffee nuts' for her birthday. Cat checked out her birthday presents and chose that 1lb bag. It is now a solid, melted mess and the cat STILL loves to lie on it!

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    #81

    He Broke The Zipper On The Wardrobe Bag To Get Hair On My Boyfriend’s Tux The Day Before A Wedding

    He Broke The Zipper On The Wardrobe Bag To Get Hair On My Boyfriend’s Tux The Day Before A Wedding

    TitoBeans Report

    Anne
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well.. you can't get married without including the whole family..

    Stephen Jeppesen
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that's what lint rollers are made for.

    Sasha Kuleshov
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone knows something we don't XD

    Toea Muresan Iulia
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the boyfriend had... a wedding? not your wedding? well, in that case cat did good!

    Lucas
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A wedding, not our wedding. Could be an usher at a friends wedding or something.

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    #82

    Our Cat Hasn’t Let Us Watch TV For Months Now

    Our Cat Hasn’t Let Us Watch TV For Months Now

    AlphabetizedName Report

    2763MilesAway
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i love how the caption is (everyone cheering) as if the cat is a god

    Kelly Todd
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least...."everyone is cheering!"

    pansexualandproud
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    my brother used to watch this show, its on Netflix

    Ruth Dereje
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me:all of a sudden I can’t forget about that show cause when I was four (four years ago) I watched this or maybe when I was six idk 😐

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    #83

    My Father Attempting To Eat Dinner In Peace

    My Father Attempting To Eat Dinner In Peace

    yerbabuddy Report

    Lauren Caswell
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It has a vest, and it's wearing it happily! Squee!!!

    Francis
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    there is no peace with cats

    Emily Geels
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yup my dog does this, i think she's part cat

    Ruth Dereje
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mission Impossible:eat with out the cat bothering you

    S Weholt
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One does not eat dinner in peace with a cat.

    Sasha Kuleshov
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My cat does this, she licks food or liquids from my face :P

    #84

    Cats Knocked Over Every Single One Of My Makeup Brushes This Morning. Into Their Freshly Shat In Litter Box

    Cats Knocked Over Every Single One Of My Makeup Brushes This Morning. Into Their Freshly Shat In Litter Box

    allergies____ Report

    Silke Drängmann
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would reccomend more sand in the litter box

    あんぱんまん
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    thats a sign from the cat saying that you are already pretty without make up :D

    Perfumista Perfumista
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mom got a cat and went away for the weekend. As soon as she left cat ran upstairs, grabbed my shirt out of the hamper and put it in his litter box. I believe it was an official declaration of war.

    Biljana Malesevic
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Experience taught me not to keep toothbrushes or make up brushes anywhere near the litter box. Also, small clothing items like socks and similar.

    VeryDarkMatter
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, it has way too few sand in it. Your cat tried to fill it up with something

    Yeah, you heard
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who doesn't love doing their make up next to a tray of s**t?

    Jane Holtzbert
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And this is why you don't keep a litter box or makeup near the toilet.

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    #85

    I Couldn’t Figure Out Why The Fabric Felt Wet But He’s Got The Thread Running Through His Teeth As I Sew. Gross

    I Couldn’t Figure Out Why The Fabric Felt Wet But He’s Got The Thread Running Through His Teeth As I Sew. Gross

    KellyGreen55555 Report

    Mere Cat
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hope he didn't hurt his mouth. Thin thread going fast really burns.

    Stephen Taylor
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He’s just trying to helpin his own way.🤷‍♂️😊

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    #86

    "Now I Know I'm A Cat. But We Can Keep This Quiet, Can't We?"

    "Now I Know I'm A Cat. But We Can Keep This Quiet, Can't We?"

    MalalaLalaLong Report

    Pixie
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What fruit are these?

    Deborah B
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Giant pawpaw. My cat loves these too.

    Vonny
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Couldn't help but notice you said PawPaws! We live in the Mainland now, and have pawpaw trees growing in our back yard. So the papayas ( pictured here ) may be a cousin of pawpaws! Not many folks know what pawpaws are. Our trees took a direct hit this Spring with a late killing frost, so this is the 1st yr. in five that we've not had pawpaws.

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    Susan Egan
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who doesn't love a good papaya?

    Vonny
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Papayas. I used to grow these when living in HI. Good for humans & cats, too.

    Vonny
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These are papayas. We grew them when living in HI. Delicious, full of vitamin C and are great for hoomans and kitties, too.

    Alien_cos
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    AHHHH IT STAINED HIS MOUTH 🥴

    Joey
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is important to make sure you don't get scurvy.

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    #87

    Why You Can’t Find Somewhere Else To Take A Standing-Up Nap

    Why You Can’t Find Somewhere Else To Take A Standing-Up Nap

    neptune3000 Report

    Danieletc
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Focus, padowan. Shoot, or shoot not. There is no cat.

    Lucas
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My dog would fall asleep sitting up and then gradually start wobbling.

    Ruth Dereje
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I see his username which is lone wolf FOCUS LONE WOLF

    Julia Love
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He is meditating. let him alone.

    Stephen Taylor
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Obviously not impressed with your viewing choices!🤷‍♂️😂

    #88

    Get A Cat, They Said. They Provide Emotional Support And Are Often Misunderstood, They Said

    Get A Cat, They Said. They Provide Emotional Support And Are Often Misunderstood, They Said

    littlebronco Report

    WilvanderHeijden
    Community Member
    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is a sign that the cat was bored. Get another one. 2 cats means half the damage that one cat does.

    Jade Lynn
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That isn't always true... and sometimes the new cat teaches the old cat better ways to destroy stuff, or better ways to annoy the humans!

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    Danieletc
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bring fluffy couch, bald munkey. Make Support useful, munkey.

    Azure Adams
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I see no cat toys or anything related to cat entertainment. This one is on you human!

    Stephen Taylor
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not sure I’d test that half the the damage with two cat’s theory!🤷‍♂️🤔

    Cathy Cee
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wanted to take care of the bills for you

    Lorraine R
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Might be upset about the recent visit to the vet.

    Kelz
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or 2 psychotic cats that do double damage

    Raven
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Get a dog, if you want real emotional support.

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    #89

    He’s Not Allowed On The Table

    He’s Not Allowed On The Table

    flyingbysws Report

    Raine Soo
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah, another one taunting you.

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    #90

    I Woke Up On My Birthday To Find Out My Cats Ripped Open A Bag Of Cat Litter And Spread It All Over The House (+ Pissed In The Bag)

    I Woke Up On My Birthday To Find Out My Cats Ripped Open A Bag Of Cat Litter And Spread It All Over The House (+ Pissed In The Bag)

    Lil-Leo-220 Report

    Raine Soo
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Happy Birthday, hooman!"

    Stitches
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “And for your birthday I has made you bootiful sand art work”

    Kelz
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At first glance I thought the cat litter was a design on a throw rug!! (been a long day)

    Maryam Abdur-Rahim
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least they went in the bag instead of on the floor.

    あんぱんまん
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it was the poor creatures gift to u since hoomans never give them allowance...

    Francis
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    he tried to wrap his special gift for you :)

    52 Blue
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hope you like the new decor :)

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    #91

    My Wife Just Wanted To Do Her Jigsaw Puzzle Without Being Bitten

    My Wife Just Wanted To Do Her Jigsaw Puzzle Without Being Bitten

    ChloeHammer Report

    Rae Black
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd be worried about that glass of 'juice' right next to his foot.

    Danieletc
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    STOP DAMNDOG STEALIN MY BED FLUFF!!

    Natalie KS
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The kitty makes jigsaw puzzles a competitive game.

    Lorraine R
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd move my Chimay away from that rear leg if I were you.

    Perfumista Perfumista
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does this increase the difficulty rating on the puzzle?

    #92

    Getting Real Sick Of His Crap. I Walked Away From Cooking For A Minute And Come Back To This. He Acts Like I Never Feed Him

    Getting Real Sick Of His Crap. I Walked Away From Cooking For A Minute And Come Back To This. He Acts Like I Never Feed Him

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    Patti Vance
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i noticed the safety locks on the fridge. guess this is a regular habit.

    Blue
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This sounds like someone who should not own a pet.

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    #93

    Woke Up To This. Darn Cat

    Woke Up To This. Darn Cat

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    Steven Essex
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How do you sleep through that?! I'd be coming out loaded for bear!!!

    Kimberley Thomas
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oof! PC or 3D Printer? Put insurance on the next one with Kitty as a natural disaster.

    Duncan
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When did they think glass on cases was a good idea?

    SEBASTIAN ALDANA
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    4 years ago

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    #94

    My Cat Is Able To Somehow Open Up The Cabinets. He Finally Got Into His Stash Of Catnip. Lesson Learned

    My Cat Is Able To Somehow Open Up The Cabinets. He Finally Got Into His Stash Of Catnip. Lesson Learned

    TongueBandit69 Report

    Marky Mark
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The cat was jonesing for his fix

    jess
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    look at those dilated pupils! 😆

    Stephen Taylor
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah... I learned to keep it in a plastic storage container.

    Danieletc
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Stoners these days know how to make the sober ones make stupid decisions. "Hmmm", hooman thinks. "THIS time, I'll hide it next to the water bowl..."

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    #95

    This Jerk Who Scratches The Couch And Sits On The Scratching Post

    This Jerk Who Scratches The Couch And Sits On The Scratching Post

    ShamelessDisaster Report

    Lauren Caswell
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But he does scratch the post too you can see it. Move the post away from the sofa, that'd fix it

    Mere Cat
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The scratching post is way too small! Cat should be able to stretch herself all the way (claws as high as possible) when scratching.

    Vonny
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This little 'jerk' is smart!

    Stephen Taylor
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And sprinkle some cat nip on the post. Don’t use the spray...it doesn’t really smell like real nip to the cats.

    #96

    She Got Into The Attic And Fell Into The The The Hallway Wall. I Had To Break Her Out

    She Got Into The Attic And Fell Into The The The Hallway Wall. I Had To Break Her Out

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    Wendillon
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Let me guess, she didn't want to come out and stayed chilling in the wall for a while?

    Blue
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There was a story about a cat that was walled up in an airport wall during renovation. Instead of braking the wall and freeing her they just left her there and people would feed her scraps through a vent. Finally the smell after years was to much and they broke a hole and the cat took off never to be seen again. I was disgusted and shocked at the cruelty. Cannot remember the country or if Airport is the right business but the story has haunted me for years.

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    #97

    I Left The Groceries For One Minute So I Could Pee And He Took A Bite Out Of Every Single Tortilla. I Hate Him I Hate Him I Hate Him I Hate Him

    I Left The Groceries For One Minute So I Could Pee And He Took A Bite Out Of Every Single Tortilla. I Hate Him I Hate Him I Hate Him I Hate Him

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    Raine Soo
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't hate the cat. Just buy more tortillas.

    E Menendez
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Every time he is hungry, put a tortilla in his bowl while making constant eye contact.

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    Toea Muresan Iulia
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    he's so cute... how hate him? put your tortillas higher!

    Steven Essex
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Never leave the groceries. Even for a minute.

    Abigail Nagel
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    buy a thick bag or breadbox. he won't be able to get in.

    Zbenguet
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love him I love him I love him I love him

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    #98

    Found Him Laying In The Bowl Of Grapes. He Smushed Them All. He Is Proud Of Himself

    Found Him Laying In The Bowl Of Grapes. He Smushed Them All. He Is Proud Of Himself

    pineapple6 Report

    Dorothy Parker
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He thought he was protecting you because grapes are deadly.

    Danieletc
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Making wine in the ancient tradition.

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    #99

    We Had Our Wedding Cake Remade For Our 5th Anniversary And This Fat Bastard Took The First Bite

    We Had Our Wedding Cake Remade For Our 5th Anniversary And This Fat Bastard Took The First Bite

    icouldbeconvinced Report

    Danieletc
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Mrwr, goddammit, u made it look lik Friskeis pate, so..... not my fawlt."

    Bellaaaa
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    thats a sad looking wedding cake

    Kate Johnson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like peanut butter. Just a block of peanut butter.

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    #100

    "Oh, Were You Gonna Cook Something In That?"

    "Oh, Were You Gonna Cook Something In That?"

    FatBryatt Report

    Danieletc
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I got two eggs, over easy, right there, already!

    chrissy
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    for dinner ill be having fried and eggs with a touch of cat

    Stephen Taylor
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What do you mean cats now on the menu?😳

    Crazy Meerkat Lady
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How do you like your eggs? Furry, thanks.

    TheHolyFatherOfToast
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd just turn the stove on, after a while it would get uncomfortable and he/she would get off, or they could be a cat and not get off.

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    #101

    He Pulled The Bookmark Out Of The Book I'm Reading While It Was Sitting Closed On My Nightstand

    He Pulled The Bookmark Out Of The Book I'm Reading While It Was Sitting Closed On My Nightstand

    c8-m8 Report

    Danieletc
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    REED MY STRIPES! REED THEM! WITH YUR FINGERS! NO PETTING PAPER WITH YUR EYES WHIN ME HEER!

    Kristin Ingersoll
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You left a string dangling? Silly human.

    Ruth Dereje
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    DA HORROR (me loving to read 24/7)

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    #102

    Not Even Allowed To Take A Bath Without This Creep Screaming At Me And Doing Weird Stuff

    Not Even Allowed To Take A Bath Without This Creep Screaming At Me And Doing Weird Stuff

    m4rceline Report

    Stephen Taylor
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He’s afraid you’re drowning yourself, and who will feed him then?

    Marky Mark
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Eeeew. Your but is hairless!"

    Faith Nicole
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I got two of them as well. One scratches at the door screaming bloody murder until I get out of the tub to let her in, then she sits ontop of the toilet lid and just stares at me (creepy) and my other cat just wants to come in and sit on the edge of the tub, pretend she's gonna come in with me then lay back down and just watch the water moving around

    Kelz
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    look at dat nose!!!!!!!

    #103

    Artist And Her Masterpiece

    Artist And Her Masterpiece

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    WilvanderHeijden
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just to show you that your discussions about how the roll should hang are totally irrelevant to me.

    LegendYak
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why is there carpet on the toilet...

    Lucas
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Got to keep it warm...!!! My mother in law always had these sorts of things.

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    #104

    Someone Knocked My Security Camera Down, Wonder Who It Was

    Someone Knocked My Security Camera Down, Wonder Who It Was

    cassieatlarge Report

    FatBaby
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I see another cat in the background...

    Bella Archer
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    uh there's another pair of eyes back there

    Jayden Penzien
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ¨What? I didn´t do it!!........................................¨

    Stephen Taylor
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yep...it passes the cat security test!

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    #105

    Cats And Plants Do Not Get Along

    Cats And Plants Do Not Get Along

    Tianyi_AA Report

    Raine Soo
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They may get along too well.

    Kath Leen
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    they don't sadly. there are species of plants that are very dangerous for cats. if you are not careful, your cat might end up sick

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    AroAcePanda
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "look hooman, I killed de plant!"

    Perfumista Perfumista
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    depends if you're asking the cat or the plant

    Danieletc
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Imma magiccan, this my new palm trick.

    Stephen Taylor
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m thinking the cat thinks otherwise!🤷‍♂️😁

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    #106

    Making Bath Time A Little Less Relaxing Since He Was A Kitten

    Making Bath Time A Little Less Relaxing Since He Was A Kitten

    sparkyinmt Report

    Luisa Vasconcelos
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some people just like to complain. The beauty kitty is just doing a head massage.

    Blue
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where is all the water or do u have a freakishly deep tub

    #107

    Ah, It Must Be Morning

    Ah, It Must Be Morning

    greenhouselimpbizkit Report

    uber mensch
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nice alarm clock you have there.

    Katie Lutesinger
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG is that an "I Love You This Much" tattoo?? Either way it's beautiful!

    Kelz
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That one I bet doesn't have a snooze button huh?

    #108

    Never. Trust. Silence

    Never. Trust. Silence

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    Danieletc
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Trust the bliss on that head, though.

    figure_skating_cat_lady
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you can’t clean up the mess, act like the victim. They’ll never guess who it was.

    Stephen Taylor
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Never leave your stash of toilet paper out in the open.

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    #109

    My Cat Just Licked All The Sauce Off My Pizza

    My Cat Just Licked All The Sauce Off My Pizza

    cmsmolenaars Report

    Danieletc
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That cat is giving you a look that says, "You CANNOT pretend to call that mess a pizza on social media!!!"

    Stephen Taylor
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He only took his share...what’s the big deal?🤷‍♂️😁

    Dorothy Parker
    Community Member
    5 years ago

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    Not at all good for cats.

    Lucas
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not especially good for humans but so damned tasty!! People need to be more careful with their food when they have pets.

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    #111

    I Don’t Know How This Could Have Happened

    I Don’t Know How This Could Have Happened

    bemorecreativetrolls Report

    Ty Stratton-Quirk
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "You're standing right next to it, I don't own any other pets, and your most recent Facebook post reads, 'Just rekd dis ugly lamp lol'. Care to try again?"

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    Serenasun321
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’d be more afraid of bloody paws!

    Faith Nicole
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A bug.. a bug came in landed on the lamp and boom, lamp broke...the end!

    Crazy Meerkat Lady
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Definitely wasn't him. Look at that face, pure innocence.

    Shelley DuVal
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The lamp just up and fell down all by itself, I did nothing. True!

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    #112

    He Does This Everytime I Unload The Dishwasher

    He Does This Everytime I Unload The Dishwasher

    chaostrulyreigns Report

    Melissa Powell
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When my dryer shuts off, my cat Lovey, is right there and jumps in and goes to the back of the dryer. I sometimes leave a few items so he can lay on them. Just have to remember not to shut the dryer door.

    Vonny
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Of all the cats I've seen today, this one is the most incredibly beautiful one of all. His fur coat, markings and the silly little expression on his purrfect face. What a lucky owner of this magnificent creature.

    BusLady
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's just trying to help.

    Sasha Kuleshov
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He likes watching you unload the dishes :D

    Kailynn Bednar
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just wait till you forget about him an start a load

    Kelz
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wouldnt wash my dishes in there anymore after that

    Danieletc
    Community Member
    5 years ago

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    He's just preparing to guilt the holy f**k out of you when he's ready to die and sneaks in BEFORE you have loaded in the dishes. Now play some Sisters of Mercy.

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    #113

    I Was Wondering Why This Plant Was Dying

    I Was Wondering Why This Plant Was Dying

    AKtricksterxD Report

    Raine Soo
    Community Member
    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Don't look at me for an explanation for your black thumb."

    Danieletc
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dude, I'm fertilizing. Naff off.

    Kate Johnson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like our Albert. We miss you, Blert. You were a very loved boy 😟.

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    #114

    Pavlov Woke Me Up Early To Show Off His Kill

    Pavlov Woke Me Up Early To Show Off His Kill

    RichJMoney Report

    Laugh or not
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is your dog called Schrödinger?

    Perfumista Perfumista
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *I heard processed sugar is bad for you. You're welcome*

    Ruth Dereje
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Da dog did it wait we don’t have a dog…da husband did it

    Alien_cos
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least it’s sugar and not borax

    #115

    The Temptations Are Just Too Tempting

    The Temptations Are Just Too Tempting

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    Daune Jaimes Diaz
    Community Member
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My cat too! His new nickname is Fatty McFatterson

    Eggplanto
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    omg thats literally what we have been calling our cat for the past 4 out of his 5 years

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    Amber
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    temptations makes your cat do any thing even open a treat container you just made a new commercial

    Kelz
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    oooh...I bet he has some nasty gas eating that many treats!!

    #116

    Jumped In The Cupboard And Knocked All My Clothes Out Onto The Floor So He Could Sit In There

    Jumped In The Cupboard And Knocked All My Clothes Out Onto The Floor So He Could Sit In There

    uskull10 Report

    Kelz
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least most of them are still folded?

    Danieletc
    Community Member
    5 years ago

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    Do NOT f**k with personal space, monkey.

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    #117

    What Having A Cat Is Like

    What Having A Cat Is Like

    yepinmywhitetee Report

    Raine Soo
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The feline seal of approval.

    Lauren Caswell
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A clue! Let's get our handy, dandy, notebook!

    HammerzToe
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That something extra for taste!

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    #118

    Got My First Succulent. It Lasted 8 Hours

    Got My First Succulent. It Lasted 8 Hours

    mandalababee Report

    Linda Hawkins
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Repot the leaves and 18 new plants will grow for them to ruin

    Victoria Lenny
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    you can propagate each leaf though! Set on top of soil and wait until you see fine roots coming from the tip of the leaf. Then give a little water every day, but careful not to let the leaves or roots sit in water or they will rot. Then eventually you'll have tiny babies on the leaf <3 maybe small enough for a windowsill kitty cant get to

    Biljana Malesevic
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One and only plant that survived in my apartment is hanged up on the wall. All the rest were torn apart by cat.

    Andrew Gibb
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder if it tasted succulent to them...

    Stephen Taylor
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Evidently it was too succulent!🤷‍♂️😊

    Danieletc
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Nuff of dis! Next tym, bring peyote buttuns!"

    #119

    Murphy Kills Lamps. And Then Sits In Them

    Murphy Kills Lamps. And Then Sits In Them

    averymurph Report

    Danieletc
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *Ahem*. So, out of disrespect to you .... you ... you're saying... Murphy is... THROWING SHADE --??!! [badum-TISH!!]

    Stephen Taylor
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anything with fringes is fair game for cats!

    #120

    Wife Shared With Me Our Little Ones Caught About To Dig Up A Plant. Again

    Wife Shared With Me Our Little Ones Caught About To Dig Up A Plant. Again

    Destination_Cabbage Report

    David
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We had cats and they left snake plants alone. But they considered spider plants and aloe fair game. Did they enjoy having a numb tongue?

    Natalie KS
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Spider plants are more potent to cats than catnip. Furry little stoners!

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    #121

    Little Acrocat Already Ruined The Blinds In Another Room

    Little Acrocat Already Ruined The Blinds In Another Room

    Enderguy39 Report

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    #122

    I Lost A Bet Tonight. I Bet My Wife The Tree Would Be Up 6 Hours Before The Cats Demolished It. They Waited For 7 Hours

    I Lost A Bet Tonight. I Bet My Wife The Tree Would Be Up 6 Hours Before The Cats Demolished It. They Waited For 7 Hours

    Jak_ratz Report

    Radar Doi
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    mmm, yeah, trees and cats are a lethal combo... unless you anchor that tree with damn sailing ropes in 150 points around the room, it stands no chance

    E Menendez
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you thought the cats would knock it down, why would you use glass ornaments????

    Alejandro The Great
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    my cat is the only cat i have ever seen that doesn't destroy our Christmas tree. i think its the last of its kind.

    Cathy Cee
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that chandelier is gonna be next

    ispeak catanese
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have 4 cats and haven't put up a tree in decades.

    Steven Essex
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, it WAS up for 6 hours before they demolished it!

    Melissa Powell
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Always tied my tree up in my condo. Cats never went near it except to sleep under it..The last year I had a tree I decided that since they had all been so good about the tree I did not tie it up. Got the tree all done. Walked away and heard a crash. Sure enough, one of my cats brought it down.

    #123

    How Dare We Try To Do A Puzzle In Her Throne Room (Not Pictured Jerk #2 Who Is Smart Enough To Not Be Near The Scene Of The Crime)

    How Dare We Try To Do A Puzzle In Her Throne Room (Not Pictured Jerk #2 Who Is Smart Enough To Not Be Near The Scene Of The Crime)

    NewlyDifferent Report

    Danieletc
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yo, me just here to rub it in before yu dum bald monkees feed me...

    #124

    Woke Up To This Today. We Called Her A Bad Cat And She Didn’t Even Care. Thanks, Nova

    Woke Up To This Today. We Called Her A Bad Cat And She Didn’t Even Care. Thanks, Nova

    JakePelican Report

    Erin Kavik
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cats love and will shred any and all bread products due to the yeast. Bread bins are advised.

    Wendillon
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Really? All four of mine are completely disinterested in bread.

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    WilvanderHeijden
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When he was a kitten, one of our cats dragged a bag of bread 3 time bigger than him from the kitchen to the livingroom. He was furious when we took it away from him.

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    #125

    These Are All My Bank Cards, ID Cards And Gym Card, After My Cat Dragged My Wallet On The Heater

    These Are All My Bank Cards, ID Cards And Gym Card, After My Cat Dragged My Wallet On The Heater

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    Danieletc
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You not need that, bald munkey. Nap. Withh me. Sleep, now....

    Bridget Price
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    my dogs ate my moms wallet the other day and nibbled on all her important cards but they still work :)

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    #126

    Little Jerk Has No Remorse

    Little Jerk Has No Remorse

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    #127

    Photographic Evidence Of My Boyfriend’s Cat Trying To Steal My Cookie

    Photographic Evidence Of My Boyfriend’s Cat Trying To Steal My Cookie

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    #128

    She Ripped Off That Just In 15 Minutes

    She Ripped Off That Just In 15 Minutes

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    #129

    Thanks, Jerk

    Thanks, Jerk

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    Kailynn Bednar
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's looking at it like "That was me"???

    ispeak catanese
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You should be happy he waited two days, mine are Same Day Pukers

    Toea Muresan Iulia
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    well, it means he's healthy, he gave away some fur. it's easy to clean the carpet than have him ill.

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