Cat owners, you might want to ask your pets to leave the room for the next few minutes. Bored Panda’s about to prove to you once again that some cats can be some of the biggest jerks on Planet Earth. And no, this isn’t just some dog-financed propaganda to sway you to the side of best boys and girls! (R-really!)
Upvote your fave photos of cats acting naughty as you scroll down below into the wild lands of feline jerkitude. And don’t forget to share any similar pics of your meanie meowhole felines in the comment section. Need some more proof that far from every feline is a noble big cat with a regal bearing and great meowners? Check out Part 1 of our series about independent and curious cat pranksters right here. How we act around cats can have a real effect on how they behave. For instance, one study showed that cats were much more social and spent much more time with people who were paying attention to them than people who were ignoring them.
One way to ensure that your cat is giving you the love, attention, and affection that you deserve is to give what you expect to receive, take proper care of your pet, and build bonds of friendship bit by tiny bit. That involves feeding your pet a healthy diet, giving it enough exercise, and showering it with attention. And even though some individual animals are big ol’ meanies no matter what you do, they’ll be more likely to stop pooping in your shoes and knocking stuff off the kitchen counter to get your attention if they know they’re being looked after by their loyal butlers (aka us).
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Guys Maintenance Tried To Visit My House Today And Only Left This On The Door. I'm Crying
You would think, since, over the span of time humans have been on this planet, they have had to co-habit directly with sabertooth tigers, cave lions, dire wolves, giant hyenas, etc., that all such little wussies had already been killed and fed to the beasts' cubs. But I guess some of them managed to hide with the little mousies, so their descendants can now be intimidated by 7-pound house cats that are easily distracted with a dried sardine. And, yes, I am familiar with cats, I have lived with them for all of my 75 years; I have bred, shown, and rescued for nearly 60 years. I currently have a hospice for abandoned, abused cats. Sorry, guys. You are wussies.
Load More Replies...Fun fact, since this cat is protecting your (and it’s!) territory, it means it cares enough for you to share its land. (Beep boop, I am pretending to be a bot, for more information, read my bio!)
The cat is protecting the territory. Unfortunately, the cat cannot tell the difference between an unwanted intruder and a maintenance guy.
Load More Replies...Yelled At Him For Being On The Counter, Now He's Taunting Me
🎶You're a sly one, mister cat...🎶
Load More Replies...They really do love doing this stuff I can confirm XD and they know how to sulk when you have offended them, mine will sit behind a chair where she knows I can't reach her, and won't come out until she forgives me (last time she sulked was when I gave the foster kitten special jellymeat in a seperate room, she smelled it and meowed for some, i said no, and she went straight behind the chair. Ended up having to give her some of her own jellymeat (a rare treat for her), she was upset at the injustice
In your cats defense you really shouldn't show favor by giving one a treat and not the other. Either they both get treats or none get any.
Load More Replies...In other news, this photo is a game of "count the cat toys/belongings in the background" :D
An Assassin In Feline Form
This isn’t really a cat being a jerk. More like a cat showing love and affection.
Similar to how we like cuddling a cat when it's purring, cats love to lie on us because of our warmth and breathing too.
Just like teenagers, cats might act out because they’ve got too much pent up energy (or anxiety about how the world doesn’t recognize their brilliance). Bored Panda spoke to the UK’s leading pet charity, the PDSA, about how to take care of cats, to keep them lean, healthy, and how to help fight feline obesity. After all, if you want your mischievous pet to live a long and happy life, you’ve got to lend it a helping paw.
The PDSA told us that owners who want their felines to be slimmer and healthier should always weigh out their pets' food and choose a diet that's appropriate for their life stage and activity levels. This means toning down feeding your cat anything and everything in your kitchen and even speaking with your vet or nurse about what they'd recommend for your pet.
He’s On A Diet. It’s Not Going Great
If I were on a diet, I'd be rummaging through the trash too. I love the cat's expression.
I can't even make out the cat's face. Just two eyes, and a mouth on a black ball of fur. Lol
Nah. he's oissed he got caught--and with a camera, no less.
Load More Replies...“Mom? Halp”
Um that cage is WAY to small for a rabbit. Rabbits need around 12 SQUARE FEET to run around in. It makes me sad to see these beautiful animals being kept like this. Its simply cruel, and people should do their research before buying a small animal. They are not ''pocket pets'' they are not something you can put away in a tiny cage. These are living animals and should be treated as such.
Although I completely agree, I'm guessing the cage doesn't normally close. I'd say it's probably more of a bed for the rabbit, rather than a home
Load More Replies...I Am Above Reading, Peasants
At least the cake is in a plastic container, more or less safe. No cat hair or paw prints, ar least.
I come back after a couple of hours and it’s -137. What happened? Who is doing this? It’s just dumb can you help me?
Load More Replies...what did you expect? the cat can't read! sche doesn't know she isn't supposed up there
...I'd say that face tells us that she can read JUST FINE.
Load More Replies...The Cat Loves To Show Herself During The Daughter’s Virtual Classes
Only a cat could get away with mooning a teacher. ( I bet that girl trained it to do that!)
My Cat Just Came Back From One Of Her Evening Strolls With Someone Else's Keys In Her Mouth
yup! that's either snow lynx or snow mink bengal
Load More Replies...A friend had a cat that brought home all sorts of things, a whole cooked chicken, women's underwear, baby bottles, silverware, shoes the list is very long. So once a year our friend would fill a box with all the objects and place on the sidewalk on the beginning of the street.
Cat burglars are using more sophisticated methods of entering houses these days.
My Cat, Deeply Asleep With The Last Piece Of A Jigsaw Puzzle. We've Been Searching For It For 10 Minutes
I wouldn't want to take it away and wake up the adorable cat
Load More Replies...in defense of the cat, how was he supposed to kno it was THE LAST piece.
It's the last piece because nobody could find it!
Load More Replies...Years back as a young adult I moved home for a few months and brought my cat (mixed breed Maine coone, so long fur and big cat). My dad loves his jigsaw and is very protective that no one should misplace a piece. I saw my cat walking past one afternoon, with a puzzle piece in his fur.....I quickly put it back on the table, but I wonder how many other ones he "relocated" *facepalm* there were a few missing!
THAT explains a puzzle we have with 20 miscellaneous pieces missing! The cat did it!!
Load More Replies...OMG!! I just spit out my coffee! EDIT- not coffee sweet tea, I'm just a dork who can't write words
Load More Replies...However, while at home, you should also do your best to play lots of interactive games with your cat to help them get up and about.
"Fishing rod-style toys are great for this but encouraging jumping, running, and playing will help and some cats can even be trained to play 'fetch' and will love the time spent with you," the PDSA explained. You'll get your cat moving, you'll spend quality time together and, who knows, all that extra movement might just be useful for pet owners as well.
No Regrets
I Can Only Imagine What The Owner Must Have Been Through
It does get annoying to explain after the 25th time on the same day....
Let me guess... not the first time either ehh
Load More Replies...These are the precious moments we remember fondly when they're no longer with us.
imagine the number of folk that must have knocked on the door to inform her!
Every Time I Straighten Them, Stevie Jumps Up And "Fixes" Them
"They're much nicer this way, hooman. Please have your eyesight checked."
Wow, he certainly knows how to get the angle.
Load More Replies...If you must have them hang straight, here is how to fix the problem. 1. put your cat in another room, or outdoors, with the door firmly closed. Be sure your cat cannot open this door. 2. Hang your pictures exactly where you want them. 3. With a pencil, mark tiny dots next to both sides of each frame. About 1” up from the bottom will work. 4. Remove the pictures from the wall. 5. put long, thin finishing nails into the dots you just marked, leaving about1/2” protruding from the wall 7. rehang your pictures - they should fit within the finishing nails 8. Let Stevie, the cat back into the room. 9. Be prepared for an attitude from Stevie when he cannot reposition your photos. 10. Lock yourself in the other room until Stevie no longer wishes to attack you in revenge for spoiling his fun. 11. Hang tiny framed art over Stevie’s food and water bowls that he can tilt all he wishes. 12. Enjoy the rest of your peasant life with Stevie and wall art that hangs straight.
Purrfection? And now I duck tomatoes and leave....
Load More Replies...Living with it's owner who has OCD is very stressful for this cat who has CSC ( Compulsive slob syndrome.)
My Name Is Atticus. I Was In The ICU For 2 Days But It Turns Out I Was Just Constipated. My Giant Turd Cost $2,536
My craps are more expensive than a small Louis Vuitton purse. I'm that fabulous.
"My craps are more expensive than a small Louis Vuitton purse. I'm that fabulous." lol
I mean, he looks like he's wearing a tuxedo. No wonder his craps are worth so much.
My cat Dude had that problem and nearly died before I got him to the emergency vet. Older cats can get this condition and when they do, it will happen again but you will know the signs. I had no clue and had no choice than to take him to the Emergency Vet which cost about the same! I'm sure your vet put him on prescription food. My vet told me that their feces becomes impossible to pass by themselves, and they get bowel blockage which is very painful. This happens in older cats, not most, but a few have this condition.
My cat also has the same problem. Twice already. He’s almost 3. He needed surgery to clear all things out. The second one almost took his life as he get kidney failure after. He doesn’t want to eat the prescription food. I don’t know what to do anymore. Always bring him to vet regularly just to check his tummy.
Load More Replies...I Bet That Cat Was Looking Straight At The Painter The Whole Time
I think it would be cute if boring blocky lanes were replaced with cat paw prints :3
It would but they'd be a bit harder to see which could cause trouble for severely visually impaired people. :/ This is a nice compromise, though.
Load More Replies...This is actually the first cat crossing ever as cats are unable to walk in a straight line across a road,so a Zebra crossing is not suitable for them.Kitty is petitioning the council to get more kitty crossings constructed across the city.
I think little things like that are the best part of any city.
My Cat Fell Asleep In My Salad
Dump the salad, wash the container, and place it on a shelf for your cat. It is her bowl now.
I like your suggestion....'possession is 9/10ths of the law, right' !
Load More Replies...My Cat Furgus. He Also Doubles Up As A Step
It is dangerous. Ask my torn ligaments somewhere in my nether regions. Wasn’t even my sodding cat.
Load More Replies...Looks almost like he's daring you to try to step on him
Load More Replies...Furgus looks as if he’s against the Insurance Company and is doing his best to collect the policy.
Heard My Husband Screaming While In The Shower... Walked In On This
Yeah, they clearly cast that Anne Heche one completely wrong.
Load More Replies...I love how the other cat is watching intently to see how it all works out!
My 6 month old kitten "Roxy" not only does this but she'll also sit in the shower with you. I was showering once and turned around and looked down to see my cat sitting on the tub floor. Scared the hell out of me! We all know she does it now so it doesn't bother us. This cat LOVES water. #watercats
Turned My Back For A Minute And She Peed In 20 Cups Of Uncooked Rice
When you have cats, you learn to invest in lids. In a variety of sizes. And use them all the time. Without fail.
Quarantine - Day 4
So... Not only my cat was plotting against me ;) EvilPlot-5...dd55ef.png
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Load More Replies...you are getting very sleepy, very... very... sleepy, you will not remember any of this
Egg Thief
The food looks awesome too. I wonder what is it? Maybe a Korean or a Japanese dish?
what? these are egg-cellent. Are you not egg-cited for me trying new things? Do i really need to egg-splain myself?
My Cat Loves To Shred Toilet Paper. Today, She Found My Entire Stash
mwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahhahahahhahahahahhaha!!
Once in a while, in the life of a kitty, something truly awesome happens! Today was that day!
Max Must Not Be Allowed In The Library
I had a cat named Hobby when I lived with my parents who loved to "read" by systematically shredding the pages with his claws. He especially liked my grandparents' old books, the classics... We moved the books in a closet with doors, didn't help, he became proficient in opening the doors...
Why not have a library cat? He would not be the first one... and certainly a big attraction with the customers.
He Thinks He Has Plenty Of Game
He should be indoors. Outside isn't safe anymore with traffic, mean people, etc That is a very old timey attitude that cats should be out that came from when life was more rural with barns & lots of space.
Um maybe keep it inside? I've owned cats for 25 years and all have been/are indoor only cats and lead happy, healthy, and long lives, as do the local wildlife😉
Great. I agree with you. Now tell the *ct* that. We even have an airlock system of doors, and they *still* get out some times.
Load More Replies...This Is Why We Can’t Have Nice Things
I have a scratching post right next to the couch. I regularly spray it with catnip. Guess where she scratches her nails...
Wouldn't know, but I'm sure it's everywhere except at the scratching post.
Load More Replies..."I'm gonna swing from the chandelier, from the chandelier~ I'm gonna live like tomorrow doesn't exist, like it doesn't exist~"
You have a CAT. No need for more nice in your life, foolish peasant.
I used to have a house full of masses of my precious keepsakes that had deep significance for me, but now I just have a bed and a sofa a TV. and many empty cardboard boxes and a cat tree.
Derp Eats Succulent
My dove Cosmo does the same thing! Aloe, Jade Tree, and Basil. P1010015-3...f41c21.jpg
Cats need catgrass for roughage. Alfalfa, oat, and wheat seeds can be easily grown on a sponge in a dish or in a mug. It doesn't have to be anything special or expensive. Also give them silvervine sticks for chewing. Shave off a bit of the bark to release a scent that is similar to catnip (it's sometimes sold as "catnip sticks")
And poinsetta is very poisonous. So I repotted the thing into a hanging planter, which I hung on the shower curtain. I went to wash dishes. I heard a loud crash, and went running after the [******] cat streaking for the living room. Caught her, wrestled the remains of the poinsetta out of her mouth--damaged beyond repair, I might add--and went back to the bathroom. The rod, shower curtain and pot were in the bathroom, and the dirt was *everywhere*. Sigh.
Load More Replies...If that’s a type of aloe they should move it where the cat can’t get it. Apparently it’s mild to moderately toxic to cats. Although I found that after my kitten had spent weeks chewing mine so either she’s super cat, my aloe was super mild or the toxicity is more mild than moderate.
My wee one eats every sodding plant/flower I've ever owned. Cost me £75 at the vet the first time she ate a plant!
Aloe is highly toxic for cats... It should be out of reach of the cat if you want him to live.
Cat Returns With Sausage Stolen From Unknown Neighbors BBQ
Self care he is just trying to help coz u dont like dem mouses he bringz in
It's Hard To Work With A Cat Around
Mine is addicted to phones or tablets, not laptops, but it doesn't like my new iPhone, only munches on Android
Load More Replies...Oh, everything you own will be rubbed with teeth and gums eventually. They are so thoughtful
My Wife And I Were Switching Seats And As Soon As We Got Out Our Cat Diesel Stepped On The Lock Button And Locked Us Out
Mine push on the window button and escaped for 9 hours.
Load More Replies...So no one told you that you never leave your keys in the ignition when you exit the car? Here's a lessen: Never leave your keys in the ignition when you exit your car. Remember it for when you are having children.
Yeah, the kids will take off in a minute! But they were just "switching seats" so it's hard to remember sometimes. Live and Learn!
Load More Replies...Got A New Kitten Who Has No Fear, This Is How I Have To Eat Every Meal Now
I once threw a whole glass of water on my cat and she was entirely unfazed.
Load More Replies...Lol, 🤣. Btw, the cat looks so CUTE!!! Also the food looks tasty
"hoomin, how about i have your bowl of food and you can make another? and i want that one too by the way,....."
Just become vegan for next decade and a bit. Path of least resistance.
Just Why
Also because they are tiny lil loaves of cuteness. Sometimes.
Load More Replies...Next Level
yes but he'll give your exact gps location to a team of russian hitmen
Load More Replies...Heh, one of our cats paws at my wife's face to wake her up in order to get fed. She's learned to just put the covers over her head if she's really tired. But...he's learned that if I get up (for work), she gets up...so when he fails to wake her up, guess who he goes to next...Doh!
The WWC and your toddler are already in cahoots. Wait a year or so until they can really team-tag you. You are doomed!
This is my cat , exactly! He gets up on our bedroom bookcases and knocks off photos, keys, and anything else he can shove off. Or, he uses his nose to turn on the water in the kitchen sink! They look like the same cat and must have come from the same batch!
My Neighbor's Cat Drops By Every Once In A While To Stick His Head Through The Window And Scream At My Cat
HELOOOOOOOOOO GERALLLLLLLDDDDDDDDDDD!!!! HOW'RE YOU DOOOIIIING, BUDDY??????
My neighbor's cat does this too. He harasses my poor indoor kitty and she gets incredibly stressed by it.
Omg the "home cat's" expression! "I've warned you. Stanley. Don't make me say it again!"
I Wanted My Cat To Go To The Vet. My Cat Didn’t Want To Go. So We Compromised And I Went To Urgent Care
No human, how about you go to the vet! Activate sharp pointy kitty mode!
My right index finger is still dead after being bitten through by cat who did not want to go to the vets. The vet nurses had to treat me first!
Pro tip: if possible, keep their nails trimmed, and start when they're kittens. Not so tough without inch long claws!
he does have really nice eyes. (not flirting just pointing it out)
Load More Replies...Got Blocked By FB Friends Because Of This Little Jerk
I Needed To Use The Restroom And Saw This Instead
Thanks For Ruining My Breakfast
And added a few hairs. Knows you need more fiber in your diet.
Load More Replies...I think it's toast? And maybe it's on the windowsill bc it's next to the table?
Load More Replies...A slower method of heating and melting cheese, but it uses less electricity.
Bro, Can I Just Get A Moment Alone? What's Wrong With This Creature
Took me a second to realize it's her hair
Load More Replies...i thought that was a rope.. till a saw what the "rope" was leading to
Look At Her Living Life Like She Pays Her Own Vet Bills
I hate when they do that. It makes me feel real uncomfortable. I got few scratches by "saving" my cat from the ledge (she didn't appreciate it).
and the worst part is when you decide to go "save" them and they start running on the ledge or walking without looking where they're going.
Load More Replies...My cat fell from the ledge while playing in the middle of the night a few months ago. Had to go through surgery for her back leg and the final bill including meds cost about 3K. The worst was the one-month convalescence (no jumping, no running, meds every day) and having to take days off work to take care of her. PLEASE install something on the railings to protect your cats from falling! I installed a low plexiglass barrier, not expensive and did the trick.
God bless you for loving your fur baby that much !!
Load More Replies...We had a cat that would run up into our loft and walk around the rail. I was standing in the living room the first time he did it. Our other cat was standing by me. He looked at his buddy on the rail and fell over. Later I caught him up in the loft trying to get the courage to walk on the rail. He was sitting on a chair putting his shaking paw out. He never got up the courage to try it. The other cat was scary smart.
We had a house with a railing like this, about 12 feet above the downstairs hall. I know for sure that each of our three cats fell off that railing at least once. One of them liked to try to catch her tail between the spindles. One night I heard a thump and when I checked, she was sitting there looking a bit confused, but when she saw me she started washing as if everything was normal. The lower hall was well padded with carpeting though -- don't know how well they'd do with bare floors.
It's a natural thing for them to do, and they should practice. Unless it's a bit of a malfunctioning cat due to injury, just let them be natural.
Yeah... though they do fall off. I've seen cats with broken jaws due to falls. Poor little things. They may be able to right themselves but it doesn't stop them getting hurt.
Load More Replies...God my cat will put her head, front paws and torso through the banister ( eye contact always made ) and it scares the hell out of me everytime!
She Didn't Have A Problem With It Until We Were 2 Hours Away From Home, Then Suddenly It Was A Huge Problem
"And then I was done enjoying the ride." "Make this loud moving thing go home meow!"
Load More Replies...I unknowingly took cats to pick up kids from school on multiple occasions. Such adorable little jerks.
My mum did that a couple of times. We didn't have a cat.
Load More Replies...my cat did the exact same thing, except we were supposed to take his sister to the vet and he went instead. the vet is ten miles from our house.
Sadly, I think that's how I lost my beloved Red Tabby. He lived with my A-hole neighbor for a week as well. He jumped in someone's truck and ended up in Maine or something.
Spent A Week On This Puzzle
When I scrolled down, I only saw the cat on the table. Moved a bit down and saw horror.
Load More Replies...The Cat Was Mad We Weren't Home To Feed Her Dinner, And Got Back At Us By Ripping Apart A Pack Of Bagels And Taking A Tiny Bite Out Of Each One
Toast 'em... better, especially with a bit of butter and cheese.
Load More Replies...THis one's stale. And this one's stale. And this one's stale. So's this one.
Clean Me, Hooman
Wonder where he's been... to the jungle?
Load More Replies...Out cat comes in soaking wet and screaming, waiting to be toweled dry then immediately runs out again. It's a vicious towel/ rain circle and nobody wins.
In Ancient Egypt, cats were worshipped as gods. Cats have never forgotten this.
One does not simply, jump down a hill into the forest when it just rained, into the mud and get stuck in a tree and find the solution to jump into a dirty bush and come home like this
I Like Pizza
you don't see me, I'm just a non-sus fluffy arm going to take a tiny bit of your pizza
Load More Replies...And It's Ruined
Tail-straw. See how it's already drank half the cup?
Load More Replies...Wow how dirty is your cat if water turns brown when she touches it with her tail? ;P
My Cat Just Bit The Corner Of My MacBook And Now My Screen Is Cracked
Hahaha your cat looks like a bit cracked now hahahaha that face haha
this made me wake up my dog cuz i luagh so loud #lovedatface #LOVEBANGLE
Now it's time to replace your background with a picture of the Death Star.
My Sister Is Babysitting My Cat, Benny. He’s Very Demanding
Male cameo cats can be weird. My parents cat is an excellent example of that.
Cat Left My Husband A Present This Morning
Oh, dear. The cat meant well. It probably thought that your husband was useless at catching his own food.
At least it's dead. It's way worse when it's still alive and your cat watches you hunt, and you just know they're judging you on how you can't hunt, which is why it had to bring you a live chipmunk to teach you.... True story. Chipmunk probably in PTSD therapy now.
Mine was a vole. Kat eats her mice whole without sharing but insists on removing the vole's gallbladder and liver with surgical precision. This, of course, needs to be done indoors.
Thats a sign of deep affection for your husband. I think you should be jealous..
Oh, fearless hunter!!! The cat paid tribute to the humans, at least it was a little one.
He Pushed My TV Off The Stand
He's really not is he! It's like "now you can see me more clearly, you're welcome"
Load More Replies...I bought my flat screen in '07 when they still made them kind of clunky. But it's a good thing because my two springboard off it all the time and love to hang out on it. Lucy-over-...4ba8fc.jpg
I Think This Fits Here
This is the reason why we just changed our gas range to one where the gas does not turn on if you just turn a control dial. You have to turn and then press down. Hopefully that makes it harder for our adorable idiot to gas us.
That's standard where I live! It's a security measure
Load More Replies...We take all of the knobs off of our stove after we are done cooking because the dogs one time turned on a burner while we were out and the house almost got burned down. Animals are not always the brightest.
OMG. I discovered this too. Except it was an electric stove. I had just gotten a new one. And, I was happy that the ANNOYING push-in-the-k**b-then-turn-it feature was gone. The new stove only had knobs that turned. Who knew that was a safety feature?? One night, after the Hoomans were in bed, one of the cats walked across the back of the stove. They stepped on a k**b, and it turned. It turned a burner on. Then, they continued onto the counter, knocking over the brand new can of no-stick cooking spray. It rolled onto the burner. Where it heated up and exploded, spraying oil all over the kitchen. Which then caught on fire. Yeah. It was an "adventure". Good news is, the fire got put out. The house is still standing. And no one died.
Yep, that's what I had to do with mine! The baby-proofing covers worked great.
Load More Replies...Time to invest in baby locks. We had to get some when one of our dogs learned how to turn them on....
Went Missing Yesterday. Came Home Tonight About Two Hours After I'd Printed The Expensive Flyers. Jerk
One of my cats ran away for 25 hours back in July. That entire day was rough. We spent all night, all morning, all evening looking for her, to no avail. But, hooray, the cat came back on her own accord.
Mine disappeared for a week once, we put flyers in all the mailboxes around the neighbourhood and went door to door around our block too, nothing. We feared the worst. Then he randomly turned up a week later a bit confused in our back yard... we have no idea where he was or what he was doing. If he was stuck somewhere or what. So now he has a 200 dollar GPS now and a camera, lol.
Good call, with the camera and all. Next time, you'll net a pretty cool movie of his intergalactic travels, taken during another of his totally random and unplanned (Time-Unaccounted-For) "Abductions" which just so happen to take place every first weekend of the new moon.
Load More Replies...Usually give your cat about 48 hours before you spend the $$ on something like this. If they get out the first time in a LONG time.. Sometimes it takes 2 days.. Maybe 3. It's just best calling their names around your area every hour or so. Then a flyer. Idk. One slept under cars or up in cars. My other 2 were in a neighbours home. I grabbed my fluffy from her back porch as he was screaming every time I called his name. He smelled of her perfume! When she sees me, my neighbour she asks me all about how he's doing and wants to see him 😒 As well as she had my other cat in her home for 2 days and as I called him after that long he came through her window. I thought he got hit by a car. I was so upset!! Now I do everything I can to keep them inside. This lady has her own cat.. And constantly gets angry if someone feeds her cat. Lol
My cat was away from Friday until Monday... think she got locked up in someone's garage. I did not sleep well that weekend! She sure did feel sorry for herself when she skulked back into the house and had something to eat. I was SOOOOOOOOOO relieved.
My cat slipped out back in June. In late October I saw her on the humane society web site and they agreed that the cat they had looked exactly like the picture of my cat. I went and picked her up, donated 50 dollars for her care, so happy my Banshee was back. Not even a week later, who comes trotting up to the door like she hadn't been gone for four months, but the real Banshee. Now I have two calico cats that look exactly alike.
Anna Bender: your story and how you ended up with TWO calico cats is out of this world! Hope you are enjoying them both! :)
Load More Replies...I did the same and searched the neighbourhood for two days and found her in the broom cupboard in a big bag. After that I swept more often..
The Frustration Of 2020
Apparently they do this because it's warm. Buy them their own heating pad and you might get them to relocate. Good luck!!
Yeah...I’m thinking the only thing he wants you paying attention to is him!
I Couldn’t Find My Cat For An Hour
I wish sometimes that I was small enough to hide there...
Admiring His Handy Work
You need to be careful. Some cats love plastic, and may ingest it.
MY CAT DOES THAT He eats our rubber shoes so we had to spray them with vinegar until he stopped AND THEN HE FOUND MY PLASTIC SIGN AND STARTED EATING THAT 🤦
Load More Replies...Time for a stronger curtain! And a scratching post, they eventually figure out that they get told off for scratching most things, but praised when they scratch the post. Mine only starts on the sofa when she wants/needs a new post
The very very top of where the destroying starts, he made a little kitty face
His Concerts Start At 4am And Last Until Everyone In The House Is Up With Him
Benny recently learned that the acoustics in the shower will amplify his voice and protect him from the squirt bottle.
Hey, Hooman, You Remember Those Bills You Were So Stressed About - We Got Rid Of Them
It’s Gilbert (the Bengal) and Nelly! Gilbert famously adopted a kitten he found on walkies and now they have Nala! Owned by two cat dads in Sweden (I think).
If all of that is really paper mail -especially bills- then it's surprisingly little text shown. Some of them though looks to have a pattern to me akin to paper towels.
sssssssssoooooooooooooooooooo nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiicccccccccccccccccccceeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
“Get The Damn Up And Feed Me Dave!”
And some people still wonder where the inspiration for Joe Dante's Gremlins came from.
Dave's pretending to be asleep -- at least until he gets a claw hooked in his ear.
Better get up before he pees on your head! (Yeah, it really happened!😐)
Whose face? Hahaha I like how you can see the guy smiling
Load More Replies...He Knows He’s Not Allowed On The Kitchen Counter, But He’s Technically On The Washing Machine. Judging By His Expression He Knows He’s Found The Loophole
that is one beautiful cat. when i say beautiful i mean sunlight-in-the-summer kind of beautiful.
What Did We Learn? That Your Cat Can Make Your Death Seem Like A Suicide
I have that same scar on my right arm (only a little shorter). My cat was sitting on my bed, and I was scratching his head. As I pulled my arm away, he clawed my arm, right over a 4 day old tattoo that still wasn't completely healed. I now have a forever scar, in the exact same place as this picture, right over a tattoo that says "Imagine". This happened 9 years ago. Still have the scar.
Me too but other side of the arm - been years. Someone rustled a bag while cat was on my knee
Load More Replies..."When I say I'm done with ear scritchies, that means you should stop the ear scritchies! Now, my ears need scritching, so feel free to begin."
When A Cat Runs To The Fridge Every Time It Opens, A Sign Is Necessary
Years ago when I first got my cat I shut my bedroom door on her foot. And the NOISE she made; good lord I felt like the worst human being in the world. (She’s since forgiven me)
We have a small dog that is always underfoot.I don't know how many times we've stepped on him.
Load More Replies...omg, did his arm ever break when the doors closed before the sign was up...
No. There was an article about him on BP.... https://www.boredpanda.com/check-for-cat-fridge-carrot-the-cat/?utm_source=google&utm_medium=organic&utm_campaign=organic
Load More Replies...Now We Need New Christmas Tree Toys
ahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!
Alright, this is just dumb. I at that tiny tree stand as well. Cats are gonna knock that over immediately.
This Is Not A Relaxing Bath I Had Planned
Oh my God, I cant imagine that intense feeling of, "I'm here to be relaxed, but one wrong move and im dead"
Nothing more relaxing than a cat! Sometimes at least...
Thanks, Man
This is way better than just another boring sidewalk
My Cat Knocked Over 2 Gallons Of Laundry Detergent Onto The Floor While I Was At Work (My Floor Is Not Blue, It’s White)
Rich Cats Of Istanbul
It's probably a stray so free! Turkish people are really nice with strays, every coffee shop is a cat coffee shop, every restaurant is a cat restaurant...
Load More Replies...At first I thought he was sitting in gold wrapper candys now I see dat it’s apparently gold
I'll Just Get Cozy Right Here
1. The cat isn't sitting but lying. 2. No one else can sit while she is lying there. 3. She protects history. 4. Hooman signs do not apply to cats.
Nudge Chooses The One Person Who Is Allergic In A Room Full Of People
Kill all the humans that are allergic to us because they cant worship us and then we enslave the others >:)
Load More Replies...It's a scientifically proven fact that cats instinctively know when someone is allergic to them, and they are driven to focus their attention on that person to the exclusion of all others.
Cats sometimes are more interested in the human who is not communicating/paying attention to it, so it follows they would be interested in people who are staying away due to allergies *facepalm*
Yep - best way is to try and make a massive fuss so that the cat loses interest!
Load More Replies...OH MY GOSH, ALL CATS, ALL THE TIME!!!!!!!!!!!! IT'S LIKE THEY KNOW I'M ALLERGIC!!!!!!!!! IT'S RIDICULOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
All cats do that. Family gathering, one niece with severe cat allergy. She became the center of attention from our 3 cats.
Privacy? Ha
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Load More Replies...Yeah Right, Catch Me If You Can
Aww, the poor kitty. You can always cut away the paw impressions and frost the cake.
I read something that said that since cats normally step 1 paw before the other, the owner of the cat likely pressed both cats paws on the hot cake for clout.
Aww, kitty is like "but, but...it was so warm, im sorry my human, just give me the piece I autographed and you can keep the rest"
Oh my god was I the only one who thought that was a literal turd at first
My Girlfriend Came Home To Our Cat Dirt Sitting By The Window
Hey, glad you came back, you wouldn't believe what just happened...
We have faux wood blinds and the cat pulls down however many she needs to see. :o)
He’s Very Open About Letting Me Know I Haven’t Been Paying Enough Attention To Him While I Weave
Music Critic
this one and the pun from the last were AWESOME!!
Load More Replies...Get that child a more appropriate height seat, poor form makes for poor playing.
Would it help to point out that cello strings are generally now not made of catgut?
Wesley, I'm Trying To Do Homework
MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW CATMAAAN!! CAT MAAAAN!! CATMAAAN!!
Load More Replies...Searched For Him Everywhere With No Success. Decided To Order Flyers To Distribute To The Neighbors, Then This Jerk Showed Up Before I Even Sent Out The First One
I now have 300 flyers of his smug face.
Keep 'em for the next time. And you KNOW there will be A Next Time...
It’s Fine I Didn’t Want The Damn Bread Anyway
probably learn how to open it and have a nice cushion in his new hideout
Load More Replies...but it's squished and not many people like squished bread
Load More Replies...Comfortable?
My cat likes to sit on my head in the morning. She is tiny though so it's like having a small, fluffy pillow on my head. I just hope she doesn't fart.
New kitten. Wake up middle of night, she's sleeping on my head - face stuffed in my ear, purring like all get-out... and *drooling*.
Awww 🥰 i miss my brother's cat Emu. He used to lay on my chest, poke his little wet nose right into the bottom part of my neck closer to my collar bone, and put one paw on each side of my face and just purr...all night long
My Cat Bites My Dad Whenever He's Paying Attention To My Mom And Not Him
"ME! JUST ME!! PAY ATTENTION TO ME OR I'M GOING TO SET YOU IN FLAMES!!!"
Be careful lmao he may try to consume someone now that he has the taste of human xD(yes this is a joke, take it like a joke)
My cat, Arschloch (asshole in German) , will bite my nose if i stop petting him. He also doesn't like walking.
This Is The Second Plant My Bastard Son Toby Has Maliciously Killed
I Guess I'm Done With My Coffee Then
"Caffee ok, bald monkee, but nuff of shiny cup. I BE THE SHINEE, I must kil mug."
Cat after you take photo: SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE *Starts scratching everything*
Our Cats Redecorated While We Were Out
I would feel compelled to hang the kitty by its scruff from a potato chip bag clip.
Dogs don't get on counters and knock things off usually.
Load More Replies...This Jerk Sat On My Toblerone And Melted It
Bought my daughter some chocolate covered 'toffee nuts' for her birthday. Cat checked out her birthday presents and chose that 1lb bag. It is now a solid, melted mess and the cat STILL loves to lie on it!
He Broke The Zipper On The Wardrobe Bag To Get Hair On My Boyfriend’s Tux The Day Before A Wedding
the boyfriend had... a wedding? not your wedding? well, in that case cat did good!
A wedding, not our wedding. Could be an usher at a friends wedding or something.
Load More Replies...Our Cat Hasn’t Let Us Watch TV For Months Now
i love how the caption is (everyone cheering) as if the cat is a god
Me:all of a sudden I can’t forget about that show cause when I was four (four years ago) I watched this or maybe when I was six idk 😐
My Father Attempting To Eat Dinner In Peace
Cats Knocked Over Every Single One Of My Makeup Brushes This Morning. Into Their Freshly Shat In Litter Box
Mom got a cat and went away for the weekend. As soon as she left cat ran upstairs, grabbed my shirt out of the hamper and put it in his litter box. I believe it was an official declaration of war.
Experience taught me not to keep toothbrushes or make up brushes anywhere near the litter box. Also, small clothing items like socks and similar.
Well, it has way too few sand in it. Your cat tried to fill it up with something
And this is why you don't keep a litter box or makeup near the toilet.
I Couldn’t Figure Out Why The Fabric Felt Wet But He’s Got The Thread Running Through His Teeth As I Sew. Gross
"Now I Know I'm A Cat. But We Can Keep This Quiet, Can't We?"
Couldn't help but notice you said PawPaws! We live in the Mainland now, and have pawpaw trees growing in our back yard. So the papayas ( pictured here ) may be a cousin of pawpaws! Not many folks know what pawpaws are. Our trees took a direct hit this Spring with a late killing frost, so this is the 1st yr. in five that we've not had pawpaws.
Load More Replies...Why You Can’t Find Somewhere Else To Take A Standing-Up Nap
Get A Cat, They Said. They Provide Emotional Support And Are Often Misunderstood, They Said
It is a sign that the cat was bored. Get another one. 2 cats means half the damage that one cat does.
That isn't always true... and sometimes the new cat teaches the old cat better ways to destroy stuff, or better ways to annoy the humans!
Load More Replies...I see no cat toys or anything related to cat entertainment. This one is on you human!
Not sure I’d test that half the the damage with two cat’s theory!🤷♂️🤔
He’s Not Allowed On The Table
I Woke Up On My Birthday To Find Out My Cats Ripped Open A Bag Of Cat Litter And Spread It All Over The House (+ Pissed In The Bag)
My Wife Just Wanted To Do Her Jigsaw Puzzle Without Being Bitten
Getting Real Sick Of His Crap. I Walked Away From Cooking For A Minute And Come Back To This. He Acts Like I Never Feed Him
i noticed the safety locks on the fridge. guess this is a regular habit.
Woke Up To This. Darn Cat
Oof! PC or 3D Printer? Put insurance on the next one with Kitty as a natural disaster.
My Cat Is Able To Somehow Open Up The Cabinets. He Finally Got Into His Stash Of Catnip. Lesson Learned
This Jerk Who Scratches The Couch And Sits On The Scratching Post
But he does scratch the post too you can see it. Move the post away from the sofa, that'd fix it
And sprinkle some cat nip on the post. Don’t use the spray...it doesn’t really smell like real nip to the cats.
She Got Into The Attic And Fell Into The The The Hallway Wall. I Had To Break Her Out
Let me guess, she didn't want to come out and stayed chilling in the wall for a while?
There was a story about a cat that was walled up in an airport wall during renovation. Instead of braking the wall and freeing her they just left her there and people would feed her scraps through a vent. Finally the smell after years was to much and they broke a hole and the cat took off never to be seen again. I was disgusted and shocked at the cruelty. Cannot remember the country or if Airport is the right business but the story has haunted me for years.
I Left The Groceries For One Minute So I Could Pee And He Took A Bite Out Of Every Single Tortilla. I Hate Him I Hate Him I Hate Him I Hate Him
Every time he is hungry, put a tortilla in his bowl while making constant eye contact.
Load More Replies...why are people saying "don't hate him" when he's being an asshole
Found Him Laying In The Bowl Of Grapes. He Smushed Them All. He Is Proud Of Himself
We Had Our Wedding Cake Remade For Our 5th Anniversary And This Fat Bastard Took The First Bite
Looks like peanut butter. Just a block of peanut butter.
Load More Replies..."Oh, Were You Gonna Cook Something In That?"
I'd just turn the stove on, after a while it would get uncomfortable and he/she would get off, or they could be a cat and not get off.
He Pulled The Bookmark Out Of The Book I'm Reading While It Was Sitting Closed On My Nightstand
Not Even Allowed To Take A Bath Without This Creep Screaming At Me And Doing Weird Stuff
I got two of them as well. One scratches at the door screaming bloody murder until I get out of the tub to let her in, then she sits ontop of the toilet lid and just stares at me (creepy) and my other cat just wants to come in and sit on the edge of the tub, pretend she's gonna come in with me then lay back down and just watch the water moving around
Artist And Her Masterpiece
Just to show you that your discussions about how the roll should hang are totally irrelevant to me.
Got to keep it warm...!!! My mother in law always had these sorts of things.
Load More Replies...Someone Knocked My Security Camera Down, Wonder Who It Was
Cats And Plants Do Not Get Along
they don't sadly. there are species of plants that are very dangerous for cats. if you are not careful, your cat might end up sick
Load More Replies...Making Bath Time A Little Less Relaxing Since He Was A Kitten
Some people just like to complain. The beauty kitty is just doing a head massage.
Ah, It Must Be Morning
OMG is that an "I Love You This Much" tattoo?? Either way it's beautiful!
Never. Trust. Silence
If you can’t clean up the mess, act like the victim. They’ll never guess who it was.
My Cat Just Licked All The Sauce Off My Pizza
That cat is giving you a look that says, "You CANNOT pretend to call that mess a pizza on social media!!!"
Not especially good for humans but so damned tasty!! People need to be more careful with their food when they have pets.
Load More Replies...What's Up, Hooman
I Don’t Know How This Could Have Happened
"You're standing right next to it, I don't own any other pets, and your most recent Facebook post reads, 'Just rekd dis ugly lamp lol'. Care to try again?"
Load More Replies...A bug.. a bug came in landed on the lamp and boom, lamp broke...the end!
He Does This Everytime I Unload The Dishwasher
When my dryer shuts off, my cat Lovey, is right there and jumps in and goes to the back of the dryer. I sometimes leave a few items so he can lay on them. Just have to remember not to shut the dryer door.
I Was Wondering Why This Plant Was Dying
Looks like our Albert. We miss you, Blert. You were a very loved boy 😟.
Pavlov Woke Me Up Early To Show Off His Kill
The Temptations Are Just Too Tempting
omg thats literally what we have been calling our cat for the past 4 out of his 5 years
Load More Replies...Jumped In The Cupboard And Knocked All My Clothes Out Onto The Floor So He Could Sit In There
What Having A Cat Is Like
Got My First Succulent. It Lasted 8 Hours
you can propagate each leaf though! Set on top of soil and wait until you see fine roots coming from the tip of the leaf. Then give a little water every day, but careful not to let the leaves or roots sit in water or they will rot. Then eventually you'll have tiny babies on the leaf <3 maybe small enough for a windowsill kitty cant get to
One and only plant that survived in my apartment is hanged up on the wall. All the rest were torn apart by cat.
Murphy Kills Lamps. And Then Sits In Them
Wife Shared With Me Our Little Ones Caught About To Dig Up A Plant. Again
We had cats and they left snake plants alone. But they considered spider plants and aloe fair game. Did they enjoy having a numb tongue?
Spider plants are more potent to cats than catnip. Furry little stoners!
Load More Replies...Little Acrocat Already Ruined The Blinds In Another Room
I Lost A Bet Tonight. I Bet My Wife The Tree Would Be Up 6 Hours Before The Cats Demolished It. They Waited For 7 Hours
If you thought the cats would knock it down, why would you use glass ornaments????
my cat is the only cat i have ever seen that doesn't destroy our Christmas tree. i think its the last of its kind.
Always tied my tree up in my condo. Cats never went near it except to sleep under it..The last year I had a tree I decided that since they had all been so good about the tree I did not tie it up. Got the tree all done. Walked away and heard a crash. Sure enough, one of my cats brought it down.
How Dare We Try To Do A Puzzle In Her Throne Room (Not Pictured Jerk #2 Who Is Smart Enough To Not Be Near The Scene Of The Crime)
Woke Up To This Today. We Called Her A Bad Cat And She Didn’t Even Care. Thanks, Nova
Cats love and will shred any and all bread products due to the yeast. Bread bins are advised.
Really? All four of mine are completely disinterested in bread.
Load More Replies...When he was a kitten, one of our cats dragged a bag of bread 3 time bigger than him from the kitchen to the livingroom. He was furious when we took it away from him.
These Are All My Bank Cards, ID Cards And Gym Card, After My Cat Dragged My Wallet On The Heater
my dogs ate my moms wallet the other day and nibbled on all her important cards but they still work :)
Little Jerk Has No Remorse
Photographic Evidence Of My Boyfriend’s Cat Trying To Steal My Cookie
She Ripped Off That Just In 15 Minutes
Thanks, Jerk
well, it means he's healthy, he gave away some fur. it's easy to clean the carpet than have him ill.
Way back when my sister and I were teenagers, my parents would set the breakfast table the night before so my dad wouldn’t be so rushed in the morning before work. One night he forgot something downstairs and when he looked he saw my sisters cat sitting on his breakfast plate just looking around as if this was a normal routine for him. Let’s just say my parents left the plates in the cupboard until morning from then on.
Gentle reminder that cats kill a huge amount of birds and are susceptible to disease, getting attacked by animals, or hit by cars, so please keep them inside as best you can!
And that is the operative word there... "as best you can". Because despite being cute and cuddly, they are predators. And they are SNEAKY, too.
Load More Replies...My cats can be pains in the *ss sometimes but I love them to bits... they're sleeping curled up together on my bed as I type this. Furry heart-melters!
These were great but I'm a bit surprised how many cats are casually on counters where food is prepped. This might be something we just prohibit?
Some cats learn rules...others are stubbornly daft. I've had both types
Load More Replies...Some of these comments are funnier than the pics... but it is close xD
Way back when my sister and I were teenagers, my parents would set the breakfast table the night before so my dad wouldn’t be so rushed in the morning before work. One night he forgot something downstairs and when he looked he saw my sisters cat sitting on his breakfast plate just looking around as if this was a normal routine for him. Let’s just say my parents left the plates in the cupboard until morning from then on.
Gentle reminder that cats kill a huge amount of birds and are susceptible to disease, getting attacked by animals, or hit by cars, so please keep them inside as best you can!
And that is the operative word there... "as best you can". Because despite being cute and cuddly, they are predators. And they are SNEAKY, too.
Load More Replies...My cats can be pains in the *ss sometimes but I love them to bits... they're sleeping curled up together on my bed as I type this. Furry heart-melters!
These were great but I'm a bit surprised how many cats are casually on counters where food is prepped. This might be something we just prohibit?
Some cats learn rules...others are stubbornly daft. I've had both types
Load More Replies...Some of these comments are funnier than the pics... but it is close xD
