When you're having a paw-sitively awful day, nothing can cheer you up quite like scrolling through a list of cat jokes and photos that showcase all the hilarious shenanigans these furballs get into. Bored Panda has compiled the following collection of funny tweets about cats with photos that even dog people won't be able to help but to wag their tail at.
And this list doesn't just include cat hijinx, but some pretty hilarious stories of their owners. From burying your cute cat that isn't actually dead to knitting them sweaters and just general over-the-top cat behaviors. These are the best tweets sure to delight everyone on the internet who appreciates silly cats. Don't forget to upvote your favs!
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Domestic cats love to play, this applies particularly to kittens who enjoy chasing toys and play fighting. Play fighting between kittens is more than just entertainment and can be a way for them to practice and learn skills for hunting and fighting.
Cats and humans have been closely associated for nearly 10000 years. The Ancient Egyptians held cats in the highest regard, and there were severe penalties for injuring or killing a cat. They even worshipped a Cat Goddess whom they called Bastet.
Most people refer to all felines as cats or kittens depending on the age - but this is not the proper terminology. A group of cats is called a clowder, a male cat is called a tom, a female cat is called a molly or queen while young cats are called kittens.
You might not think of your silly cat as a vicious predator but felines are natural hunters. When they walk, their back paws step in almost exactly the same place as the front paws do in order to minimize noise and limit visible tracks. Cats have powerful night vision, excellent hearing and a powerful sense of smell.
We have come to associate purring with contentment when it comes to cats, but turns out just because a cat is purring doesn’t mean the cat is happy. Cats usually make this sound when they’re content, but they also purr when they’re sick, stressed, hurt, or giving birth. So the next time your funny cat purrs they may be trying to tell you something.
If you let your cat walk freely outside - put a collar on it. If it has eating problems put that info on the collar. I have a friend whose cat can't stop eating - it'll eat anything and everything it could get. Once he wandered into one the apartment of a little old lady who fed the "starving" cat three cans of tuna. A nightmarish 12 hours followed for both cat and owner.
Collars are dangerous for outdoor cats because they can get caught on things like tree branches and strangle/trap them. They do make breakaway collars but every cat I've had could get rid of that one within the first day out
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For those YELLING about keeping cats indoors? Some cats will literally harm themselves if keptindoors. I do TNR, feral care, rescue, and some are *not* adapting to indoor-only life. So please consider that one situation does not fit all for cats any more than for other animals. And some cats, if stray or feral, will *never* be okay about food any mroe than people who've starved would be. What's ideal isn't always what's *possible*.
AS usual, Reality is much more complicated than we take into account at first glance. "In Australia, hunting by cats helped to drive at least 20 native mammals to extinction and continues to threaten at least 124 more. Their introduction has caused the extinction of at least 33 endemic species on islands throughout the world. Feral and domestic cats kill billions of birds in the United States every year, where songbird populations continue to decline." (wikipedia)
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Can we please get of this "keep your cats inside" b******t? It just doesn't work with some cats. Bird population my a*s...if you're worried about that, maybe stop using pesticides. Cat haters!
"Cat haters" because people care about songbird populations? "Bird population my a*s"?? You mean your a*****e right?? Take the blinders off and wipe the foam from your mouth dimwit. People like you make me real mad. I'm a vet tech, a dj, an animal advocate and will continue to broadcast that we need to CONTROL pet populations in order to PROTECT songbirds and other vulnerable at-risk prey species. KEEP YOUR CAT INSIDE FROM DAY ONE HUMANS! As for you Jen Moya shut your ugly mouth.
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I found my own orange cat's twin soul. Had to put a childproof latch on the trash can because of him
Plot twist: you actually share an orange cat.
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I read a lot of comments about bird population decreasing. I live in Uruguay. Here we have a huge deal with dogs. Even then years ago, when I had three dogs, I was a crazy chick. Nowadays I have two and EVERONE I know has at least one, but most people have three or four dogs. Same thing happens (but in a small amount) with cats. I assure you, there are too many cats in my block, around 40 just in my block, but we have tons of birds anyway. I believe the problem, if birds are disappearing, May not be the cost population
Cat population, not "cost population". Autocorrect -.-
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I love how they ask others to stop feeding their cat because he's getting fat, but the next paragraph the owner admits to feeding them three times a day and more treats than should be allowed. Yes, your neighbours are making your cat fat.
I lived in a senior home, we had a community cat, he lived out in the courtyard in the summer, in winter had his own apartment. I guess people forgot about him in winter, because he would get really fat in summer, slim down in winter, repeat.
I'm reading a rap sheet of a naughty kitty...or creds of a good thespian
Look at that face? Does that look like a dishonest face? He's an honest guy who has a really fast metabolism and needs a lot of protein. He helps feed the neighborhood dogs who love cat puke (disgusting). And everyone appreciate his public service sacrifices.
One Halloween, our neighbour gave our cat his own treat bag. Yes he was big and fat.
Cute note, but keep him indoors. Those aren't just rodents he's killing, he's also taking down songbirds.
You need to teach him not to beg. . . with that look, I'd feed him too.
I guess you aren't that concerned, you allow your cat outdoors,wrong, wrong,wrong !!!
I'm sure it's also being a cat and decimating the local song bird population too..keep your cat inside ffs. WHERE do you love that I so infiltrated with rats? Also rats can bite it and give it disease. Irresponsible.
You should kept inside too. Behind bars, surrounded by concrete walls.
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my cat figured out how to let the water at the sink run so she can drink from it. water bill is getting expensive. T.T
My cat does this too! sits right where i need to put my head down. Every. Single. Time.
Well speaking of bunnies... I will officially be going to the dark side in a few minutes because one naughty bunny here chewed up my charger... goodbye for now civilization.
Looks like the artist was on acid, drawing a cat who was also on acid
Nope, he/she is simply presenting all her gifts to her humans. Lovely cat!
Why did they censor the non-profane part of the word and leave the profane part uncensored?
Like the Statue of Liberty in Budapest... :D https://hu.wikipedia.org/wiki/Szabads%C3%A1g-szobor_(Budapest)
day 5 (dog pov): The catto thinks we do not kno. we do, but we do not care, for we luv him.
stages of cat yawn: 1, small opening. 2, bigger opening. 3, OH GOD THERES SO MANY TEETH. 4, mlem.
Pics of cats never get old. Oh god what am I doing with my life??
CAT LOVERS UNITE!
MORE CAT TWEETS/INSTAGRAMS! Troop-GIF-...e8118f.gif 
Once again I fell for it and looked at every one of these. And enjoyed it. I may need an intervention.
Im so not a cat person, but I had the giggles through this entire thread. More please!
It can be cats or dogs, or perhaps just animals,it's what we enjoy, thank you !!!
These were great. My roommate had to put his cat down just today. She was 22 years old. I think this will definitely lift his spirits.
I'm not sure. Chances are, it will be heartbreaking. He loved his cat and might not be ready to confront himself with such a load of cuteness and silliness while he's deprived of his own... Consider he's grieving really hard.
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Pics of cats never get old. Oh god what am I doing with my life??
CAT LOVERS UNITE!
MORE CAT TWEETS/INSTAGRAMS! Troop-GIF-...e8118f.gif
Once again I fell for it and looked at every one of these. And enjoyed it. I may need an intervention.
Im so not a cat person, but I had the giggles through this entire thread. More please!
It can be cats or dogs, or perhaps just animals,it's what we enjoy, thank you !!!
These were great. My roommate had to put his cat down just today. She was 22 years old. I think this will definitely lift his spirits.
I'm not sure. Chances are, it will be heartbreaking. He loved his cat and might not be ready to confront himself with such a load of cuteness and silliness while he's deprived of his own... Consider he's grieving really hard.
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