35 Canadian Memes That Are Making People Crack Up At The Country’s Stereotypes

Guard geese don’t even play

We had this at work. I helped a few ladies escape the building. I am now the Goose Whisperer lol

In the winter, those things migrate to where I live. Canada, I hope you take them back soon.

As A Canadian I like my mean geese mean, you do know they are trained by the military!

We Canadians have a reputation for being polite & nice. The reason for that? Because the Canada Goose holds all the mean, nasty & rude of all of us & can/will attack unprovoked, even if you're not interacting with it in any way. Don't turn your back on one!

It's true. On our golfcourse we had to make another way from one green to another tee because they had decided to make a nest. They WILL attack you. They will follow you attacking from the air until they think you're far enough away. They can break your arm with one hit from their beak. On the way to go to another town to shop, in the spring we all have to face down a very aggressive goose who stands there to prevent us from getting past towards the nest. He holds his ground so well, most people just go another way until a couple of weeks later.

Oh, they are mean!! Geez!!!

We had two geese (mating pair) decide that our property was where they wanted to raise their little ones. It was, while *very* poopy, a really great spring and summer that year. The little farmette across the road is owned by an older couple, (Dave & Linda) and one very beautiful day my husband and I were outside just enjoying the day and all of a sudden we heard Linda screech "GET THE F*@& OUT OF MY KITCHEN!!!" While we have no idea how many got in, at that point there were six Canada geese and they went everywhere all together, so I like to imagine that they were as goofy in there as they were on our front porch. (That would be 'extremely'.) 😊

It's not hard to drive of an angry goose without hurting the bird. Just hiss loudly and look menacing. If that does not work, grab it by the neck (not hard!) and hiss some more. OBS: do NOT grab it hard or hold on to the bird. You want to show that you can get to it's throat, not hurtmthe bird or get into a fight. Thing with an agressive goose is that you need to establish that you are higher in the pecking order. If you kind of know what you are doing, it will work 99 out of 100. Observe that if you are afraid, you are toast even before you try. Animals in general can sence your fear from a mile away. Oh, and you need to be at least somewhat fit and fast to have a hope in... something.

So, it just stands there… waiting.

Wonder how they found that out 🤔

That's what umbrellas are for, lol. Saw it in a youtube video with a swan attacking people.

Geese- the natural "Karen's" of the animal world! ( Not the one who chonked a chunk out of my sons leg at the park,but still...,)

Watch out..they can break your limbs with those flapping wings

I actually experienced something like this (in Canada). I was going to see a play at a theatre on opening night and there was a goose who kept trying to get into the building. It kept shouting at the other patrons. I think it was angry because the ushers told him he couldn’t come in without a ticket.