35 Sarcastically Honest Slogans That Reveal The True Nature of Famous Brands, As Shared By Folks In This Online Group
Brands are mostly recognized by their logos but another important part of a company’s branding is their slogan. Brand slogans are usually short and catchy, they are a representation of the brand’s identity and makes them stand out among other competitors.
They should reveal the benefits of the products and also show the values of the company. But people believe that not all slogans that companies have are always that honest. So redditor night_howler_grt thought of asking, “If brands were brutally honest, what brand would have what slogan?” and people in the thread put all the wrong things that these companies do into one catchy phrase.
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Tupperware: Have you ever wanted to throw away food, but just not now?
Now with 43 spare lids, you can't find the matching containers for!
Seaworld: You'll enjoy it a lot more than the animals do.
gucci: being expensive is literally our entire marketing strategy
BuzzFeed: because you’re too lazy to go on Reddit, and we’re too lazy to write original content.
Coca Cola: It was better with a hint of cocaine, but type 2 diabetes will have to do.
Dove bar soap: because you'd never buy soap called pigeon
Nature Valley: Crumbs everywhere
TikTok: Because watching your daughters friends from the window is weird
Facebook: your privacy is our business
Amazon: come make that bald guy even richer while we treat our employees like s**t
YouTube: You dont matter to us now watch our double ads!
Pepsi: "Is Pepsi OK?"
Microsoft. If there was a way we could force you into a yearly subscription for the very floor your computer sits on, we would
Taco Bell. You're stoned, we're stoned, so lets eat.
Taco Bell: you’ll end up with an empty colon and deep regret, but you’ll come back again
La Quinta: Spanish for "next to Denny's"
I came up with this back in the 70s while in Jr. High School - got quite a few laughs LOL - it's still funny!
UPS: We know your you're probably home but ain't nobody got time for that!
USPS: We're too lazy to actually deliver your package, so here's an orange slip so you can drive to the post office and pick it up.
FedEx : our drivers take out their anger on your items.
its a stressful job of people getting things delivered to a business but only having their name and the address onthe box; when it should say the business name so you can track it down easier. i worked for loomis for 6 months and everyone f***s up at their end but you get the s**t
RC Cola: we’re just happy to be involved in the taste test
Disney. Really, what other option do you have? We run the entertainment world
Disney World, the world's most advanced tourist trap. "Oh, look, the line's not that long". 3 hours of winding through a maze later.... Also, why would anyone visit Disney World during a Florida summer? 90 degrees and 200% humidity. Although, I actually enjoyed Epcot when I visited it back in the 20th century.
McDonalds: Preserving our food for generations to come.
EA: unlock this slogan for 500 gems
Roblox: We’ve made so much money off your kids, we can’t believe it either…
Nike: Just Screw It - Because you don't care how many kids die so long as you got cool shoes.
Steam: remember that over 70% of your games are unplayed
Olive Garden: When you’re here, we hate you and your family
Taco Bell- same food, different shapes
TB is awesome. I've been eating there since it was Zantigo. It's food. Still better than Leeann Chin, which I also like. It doesn't ask for your respect, it's just a lot of food for cheap.
Starbucks
We serve you decaff if you're rude
Don't think there's a difference in taste. Either way, coffee isn't that much of an energy boost unless you have more than 2 cups in a sitting.
Dasani.
When you have no other choice.
Domino’s: You’ll F*****g Eat It
Marlboro cigarettes aborting more babies than planned Parenthood
Planned Parenthood US can't perform... Oh never mind. nobody cares about fact
A good Brie, Munster, Roquefort, with a nice red wine, Merlot for me... awesome.
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