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Ah, the comment section—it’s full of life. Sometimes, people there spark conversations about a variety of social issues. Other times, they’re going livid over someone else’s opinion. Or maybe they’re simply enjoying a spicy argument and, of course, grabbing a box of metaphorical popcorn along the way. And when the comments tend to go from plain insulting to inspiring in mere seconds, ​​we’re sure glad they’re there.

Our readers have proven time and again how curious, funny, and wholesome they can be. Some of you commenters offer even better content than the picture itself. To celebrate your creativity and wit, we have compiled a list of some of the best and most upvoted comments we found floating around our page.

We here at Bored Panda love clever humor, and we know that you do too. So continue scrolling, see if yours made the list, and share even more hilarious wisdom under the pics below! Also, be sure to check out Part 1 of this post right here.

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Amy Stone-Chandler
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

..and people thought I was weird for getting DNA registry for ancestry.com! Hey my mom was adopted(locally) and her bio father was a total man whore. Good thing cause there were ALOT of relatives

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I found a first cousin on Ancestry. Unfortunately, all of our uncles have passed away, but we, my other cousins and I, are 99% sure we know who her father is. When I told her that she had over 200 cousins, she was in shock. I have been giving her information in drips and drabs so that she can process it all.

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Madison Feehan
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Itz all wight Ma, I brought home a goodin' and dis time he's only my fourth cuzin , not like Bobby Joe.

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Remi
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I was gonna yell at how the he** someone doesn't know their cousins, but a second later I remembered: My grandmother was the youngest of 15 children and knew by name only maybe 9 or 10 of them. That means my dad has a horde of cousins running around and you can't expect to keep track of them all.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I met my second cousin on myheritage and was able to tell him that his best friend in elementary school was actually his second cousin. So, yeah, it's rather common.

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Angelar
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Whoever this Sanguinius is, he/she is a comedic genius, LOLOL

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Inna Te'o
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Reminds me of polynesian dating. We go through the whole family tree during the first date lmfao

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Claudia Espindola
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well, you didn't get a girlfriend, but earned a whole family instead!

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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My boss actually admitted he was at a family reunion in a public place, and he started flirting with this girl, who turned out to be his cousin. Right after he told me this, I sang him "Sweet Home Alabama"!

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yipes! I hope it was IMMEDIATELY after dinner, or family reunions are going to be waaay more awkward..

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I can instantly hear this song. Banjo Odyssey https://g.co/kgs/TBNyZT

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

3rd cousins, twice removed? How does all that work anyhow?

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

First comment here in MONTHS to make me laugh out loud. Upvote!

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Marnie
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If you're really distant cousins, it shouldn't matter. If you go back far enough, we're all related.

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Salty Wild Hair
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

hahah wow! I know all my cousins. I guess there are those that dont?

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Redneck crimes are so hard to solve 'cause they all have they same DNA and no dental records. 🥴

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My sister dated our 2nd cousin once. It was discovered when we all showed up at my great aunt's funeral funeral. "What are you doing here?" "That's my great aunt." "Crap, that's my grandma."

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

As cousins you are legally allowed to marry. In germany at least

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

i actually agree with with last bit about abortion it should be women that make those decisions or talk about it

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To learn more about witty comments and how to improve our comedy skills, we spoke to Abigail Paul, a standup comedian, improviser, and actress with an irreverent and original comedy brain. Having performed improvisation, standup comedy, and theatre in venues all over Germany, the US, and the EU, she was kind enough to share her thoughts on why people leave comments in the first place.  

“Today’s reader has the advantage over their predecessor that they feel part of the action,” she said. “In comedy, we are always looking to create content that an audience member will relate to, so when someone leaves a fantastic comment on an article or picture, it helps us feel connected, a little less alone.” 

“It shows us that someone else, maybe many people, think the same way we do,” Abigail mentioned. “We take great comfort in not being alone on our ideas.”

The standup comedian revealed that the secret to a successful comment is probably equal parts true and surprising. An unexpected remark “that just has shock value isn’t as highly regarded as one that is embedded in truth.” 

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“In comedy terms, your picture or article you are commenting on is your setup. Your witty comment is the punchline,” she explained. “There are lots of ways to be funny, but a great punchline will usually have excellent use of wordplay, exaggeration, or make an analogy to something else so the reader can maybe see the topic in a new light.” 

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well, the natives here in the US were more curious than frightened, and look where that got us. It definitely was the right reaction.

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“The most important thing is usually an element of surprise. Good comedy writers use misdirect as well as a magician does. We think we see you going to one place and you go somewhere unexpected. Audiences love a twist,” Abigail said, providing true crime podcasts as an example.

According to her, leaving a comment and letting out a few chuckles helps us bond with others. “Comedy is the most fun thing humans can share (besides pizza),” she said. “The pandemic has forced a lot of comedy experiences online. It hurt live comedy a lot, but new spaces have thrived online because people need to connect and laugh. The upside is you can find ways to be funny at home in your PJs.”

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Tobias Rieper
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

come people wake up she survived all 3 ships sinking am i the only one thinking maybe she sank them all

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If you want to improve at writing clever comments online, you need to practice. “Comedy is a skill,” Abigail told us. “The more you write, the better you usually get.” But it’s important “not to get too precious about your work. Notice which clever comments you are writing get lots of likes or replies, and see if you can dissect why that comment is working.” 

“If something isn’t working, don’t worry too much about why. A lot of good writing is throwing spaghetti at the wall and seeing what sticks.” She advised you to focus on what works and try to replicate your own formula. “Also - edit. Are there any words you can take out, but the comment is still really funny? Then do. The more concise you are, the better it is for your reader.”

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Don't they have cliff sensors? Mine does. Won't even come within 30cm of a step 1cm high.

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Abigail is now busy with her new organization in Frankfurt called English Comedy Frankfurt, aiming to bring fun shows with diverse audiences and comedians. So if you want some tips on writing for standup, be sure to check out her website and follow her work on Twitter.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And some of the assholes who screamed abuse at a little girl are still alive, too.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It looks like that one little square in a rubik's cube that you just can't match!

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I think this is the 4th or 5th time I have seen this pic on BP so far lol

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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's not an inventor of that... thing, it's Sam Chui, aviation journalist, yet someone wishes him everything the worst. That's... not nice.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I rememebr already laughing at this at the original post and now for the second round: bwahahaha

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Without being sarcastic, I'd like to say that I'm surprised... and a little proud to be featured in this post.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I do it every chance i get. Now i obviously have gained a "i will sitt on you" face, because people know to move. I use it to do good for other people who do not have the power yet.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Funny and all but this is not true. Poland has the same walking pedestrian sign as other countries (going into direction of Germany ;)). The one on the picture is used in place where people are not allow to enter.

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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I like puns that are terrible. People that turn their nose up at these need to Czech their privilege.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm pretty sure that's a photo inside Air Horse One. That's how they transport horses around the world for events like the Melbourne cup or the Olympics. The horses have their own grooms and companion animals to keep them happy during the flight.

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