50 Notorious Comebacks That Shut People Down Immediately

This should be higher.

This anonymous person agrees

Sounds like something a werewolf would say...

Spot on. As a doctor, you are absolutely obliged to treat all patients the same way, regardless of age, gender, occupation, and anything else. If one is unable to do this, they simply aren't doctor material and should not be allowed to graduate.

Reminds me of a time i went on a speed dating: 4/5 dudes straight up told me that they're intimidated with intelligent women. The only one that did not - was a self sufficient, creative, ambitious and overall impressive guy

Who the heck gets in an Uber and asks about their religion? Who?

Doi! Oh man

That is the way to do it!

Wow, that is absolutely disgusting.

It's the same distinction between them being blessed with a fruitful marriage, where immigrants breed like rabbits.

YES!!!!!

People that are condescending about other people's jobs are usually parasites with no job at all.

I like this comeback alot.

He really didn't think that one out.

On point.

She shouldn't have said gender neutral ,if she was gonna make a sexist comment. It's like god can u even read

It's funny how it's always the people with fragile egos accusing others of being snowflakes, when they themselves are visibly half melted in outrage.

The store should not have let them in .....or they took their masks off once inside to show offf. We should be fining this behavior. You can get a fine for music being too loud or disturbing the piece or reckless endangerment. STOP MAKING MASKS POLITICAL

Amen. Speaking from NZ and Australia I just laugh at how retarded the Americans are in this topic. Raped by your insurance companies and begging for more

Was it this one or some other blonde right-wing mouthpiece who later had to admit that she was in a completely different city at the time?

I wonder where she got her sharp tongue from? ;)

This is a famous old case, still worth bringing up occasionally, as many people never questioned the "scamming from poor corporations" line.

And the "orange chicken" add is a nice bonus

Is there such thing as the "right" house to kill people in?

A lot of immigrants work in jobs that others don’t want to do, majority have come for a better life and will take what they can, they have to start their lives all over again and they are not picky like many of us westerners (especially the privileged). They often take the lower paying jobs like trolley collectors, taxi/uber drivers, food delivery drivers and fruit pickers etc. What a lot of people don’t seem to understand is that a lot of these immigrants are well educated but their qualifications mean nothing because of where they are from and studied so they have to do it all over again.

Yeah who wants to go to have a raging know-it-all bigot at a party. No thanks.

Oh damn.

Thanks for the Jewish perspective! I have seen the first one so often, but the second one is a very new perspective. Thanks for the share!

she got... schooled

Trump wouldn’t know what ethics was even if it slapped him in the face.

I mean I am happily married even though we both lost our job in corona and now live in a church community house. Screw the idea of having kids though, they’d have to sleep on the floor of the games room or something, and I wouldn’t want anyone’s life to start out like that.

And she's such a cute little girl too... :(

Ironically, some statistics show violent crime has decreased since "violent" video games becamse more popular/mainstream.

More specifically, first Innocent brown man killed publicly by a police state while his homies could only stand powerlessly and watched.

It's the same boring song that Republicans sing every time. Why invest 50 billion in education when we need that money to buy tanks and develop nuclear bombs? Because obviously having the power to destroy this entire world 5 times isn't enough....

freaky right!

Same here! Not everything is as suspicious as you people seem to think!

Maybe they think it's part of the uniform? Like typical blue/green "medical color" doesn't really do anything but it's part of the image?

When you have alcohol problems and are in a divorce but still feel entitled enough to lecture people on how they should live their life.

Lol, pretty sure that actually applies both to SA and Alabama.

Were they any steel toilets nearby? That would have given them a shock

Yuck, why not just say your room is getting a bit stuffy and whiffy so please air it out. No need to go into such detail.

"What a trooper" sounds hollow now.

Sadly only the Anti-vaxxer lies will be retweeted, adding some more misinformation to the huge pile of BS that's already on the internet.

"No thank you, I'll keep playing chess where I get ahead by sacrificing my own peons to murder their horses bishops peons and queen".

looks like the constitution is like the bible for the american... and we see the bible it's a cause of war between the people

I like the last sentence. The biggest burn is saved for last.

It's this kind of "math" that leads Americans to believe that in "Socialist" European countries people pay about 125% of their income on taxes. And that's why healthcare is free.

Donald Trump is so vile that my cat tried to cover him up with litter.

"Teen fends off attacker with scissors" would roll better off the tongue tho.

and a make america great again hat, but ofcourse

This Tomi lady apparently even wrote a book and is a former television-host..

I mean she’s very pretty but, yes, she looks 34.

Can’t argue with that logic.

I agree! Acne isn't something that's easy to prevent. Stop being an asshole!

Love the spin doctors!

immigrants ARE Americans

Faith without action is dead. James 2:17

Ew

And with an universal healthcare in the long run costs will go down because people won't wait till they need an expensive emergency operation to visit a doctor. Most Americans would go to a garage if their car feels strange when they are driving it, but they won't visit a doctor when their body feels strange even when they are just sitting in a chair.