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Cats. We Love ‘em! Cute, cuddly, intelligent and independent, they are part of the family for millions of us. However we all know about their reputation for dabbling in the darker side.
Since the Middle Ages cats have been associated with witchcraft and demons, kept by witches as familiars “those hellish imps that took the forms of animals to assist witches in their evil deeds”. Sounds pretty metal! Even today, some of these these stereotypes have survived. You've probably heard the one about black cats bringing bad luck, right?
Black Metal Cats is a Twitter account that celebrates the inherent doom that our feline friends possess. Bored Panda has compiled our favourite tweets from the account, perfectly pairing dark, black metal lyrics with brooding pictures of cats that hilariously capture the mood. Best viewed with slow, heavy metal music playing in the background.
Which one is your favourite? Let us know in the comments below!
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Melody Lanzatella 8 years ago
OMG!!! YES!! YES!!! This ENTIRE post has MADE MY DAY!! I LOVE IT! THANK YOU Greta J!!!!
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Melody Lanzatella 8 years ago
OOOH!!! Just THE BEST one! He is the "Master of the Daily Rites and Sacrifices"!
Hamlets twin 8 years ago
That's part of the paw. Normally you just don't notice it because other cats paws are covered in fur.
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Pattie Kelly 8 years ago
AH I hate to tell you this but you are pointing your paw in the wrong direction.
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pandaes 8 years ago
the song is dornen, by Abigor. originally in german i guess
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Dominica Morrone 7 years ago
I am having so much fun checking out this site that i forgot the pain i'm in! Thank YOU
Pattie Kelly 8 years ago
I understand cats hate water and that your human just gave you a bath but don't you think you're making a big deal out of nothing? Cats are excellent swimmers. Well I'm confused.
Charlene Brickey 8 years ago
Just wait humans, I'll show you you that you can't get away with this indignity!
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Tifferooski 8 years ago
I can't help but hear the mission impossible theme song come into my head when I see this picture.
Pattie Kelly 8 years ago
Why are you walking away? To much of a coward to see the task thru to the end?
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Pattie Kelly 8 years ago
Come on now cat's eyes have always glowed in the dark just like dogs. Opps sorry shouldn't of done that comparison.
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Kathy Austin 8 years ago
He will leave a trail of blood and weeping in his wake, and he will laugh.
Pattie Kelly 8 years ago
This validates my point I commented earlier "cats are great swimmers" TA DA!!!
Eulalie Grace 8 years ago
Yes, cats can swim when forced. Some breeds like water. This is Tex, a cat caught in Hurricane Harvey. He made it to a car roof, then no one knows what happened. They took his picture swimming, and huddling, but no one rescued him :(
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Olli Westphal 8 years ago
It's the cat version of "walking away from an explosion, and not looking back".
Pattie Kelly 8 years ago
YOU? REALLY? Oh yeah you look really mean. I am shaking all over...LOL
Charlene Brickey 8 years ago
Oh Hell, what'd I do? I'm just going to hurry and slink away before some human see me.
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Sharon Hahn 8 years ago
The calico in front has a collar; the others do not. She must be the leader! LOL
Pattie Kelly 8 years ago
Yes let's bring out the "Birds" mentioned below so the cats can get a "bird's eye view"
Charlene Brickey 8 years ago
This has to come from Cat Island off of Japan I think or maybe it was Indonesia. It's a real island that is just over running with cats. I remember when a hurricane had hit close by and they were taking donations to be able to feed the cats. All the food has to be sent on a farry boat to get to the island. This is true, look up CAT ISLAND. Anyway love the picture.
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John Brenner 7 years ago
10 years ago, my parents sailed away in a beautiful pea green boat, but they ran into bad weather and ended up here in this frozen hell where they gave birth to me. Owleycat. Now I will have my revenge upon those who drove them out of society.
Charlene Brickey 8 years ago
Love this picture. The look on his or her face is like what the HELL.
Gillian Black 8 years ago
a I did was jump out side and look I am up to my neck in this white stuff
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Charlene Brickey 8 years ago
Really love the picture, the cat is beautiful. It's like it's saying, YOU, YES, YOU THERE, STOP RIGHT THERE SO I CAN LICK YOUR FACE.
Elsie Collins 8 years ago
Love the pictures. Captions are stupid!! Unbefitting to such magnificent animals!!!
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Yezid Puerto 8 years ago
uuffffff what a power emerge from this creature............ unbelievable
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Melody Lanzatella 8 years ago
YES!!! You typed the words right out of my mouth! LOL
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Melody Lanzatella 8 years ago
Eat up troops! You will need all of your energy to assist in unleashing the CARNAGE!!!
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just a thought ! 8 years ago
He/she is KILLING that expression , and might as well kill me too...
Tamara Keegan 8 years ago
YIKES! (S)he is not happy with whatever shenanigans are going on and victory will be had - dear human, watch your back.
Tamara Keegan 8 years ago
Kitty: "Filthy human animal, my bowl is 3/4 full -- tonight I drink your blood at midnight."
Hamlets twin 8 years ago
"How many times do I have to god damn tell you Cindy?!?! I sleep in on weekends!!!"
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Melody Lanzatella 8 years ago
At first glance, he looks harmless...then, I looked closer at his EYES!! Insanity lurks within!
S Bagci 8 years ago
I just can't see them as metal cats lol They are too cute and cuddly ! I want to pick them up and kiss them!
It's Caturday 2.0 8 years ago
Hahaha me too! This one just looks derby :D
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Charlene Brickey 8 years ago
Thbbbbbb! What is that God awful taste. I thought humans would taste better.
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Izzy's Maid 8 years ago
At first glance, I thought the cat on the left had a butterfly on his face.
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Charlene Brickey 8 years ago
Finally it's my turn to torment the humans and you guys watch and learn.
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Charlene Brickey 8 years ago
Really beautiful cats. Hey Theo, which one looks juicier to you? They both look juicy to me, Silver.
Izzy's Maid 8 years ago
What kind of cats ARE these? The one on the left looks like a White Walker.
Sharon Hahn 8 years ago
Probably Norwegian cats who are always out in the cold.
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Charlene Brickey 8 years ago
Oh she's so cute. No, no, not tonight human. I'm going to bed early.
Sergiu Vlad 8 years ago
Yeah, coz commercial c**p os waaaay better. Pussy!
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Charlene Brickey 8 years ago
Told you we would be back and Damn it's cold out here, please let us in.
Gillian Black 8 years ago
We will have to thaw out first , have a feed, then a nap then attack
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yuni sihombing 8 years ago
sorry.. but i think those eyes to cute to curse rotten souls... :D...:D
Gillian Black 8 years ago
ok so you have done it again I do not want to go potty let me in now
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Charlene Brickey 8 years ago
Keep looking into my eyes and you'll be getting sleepy, so sleepy and in 1, 2, 3!
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Copper Vyxen 8 years ago
"GAH!!! Mittens?! What did I say about using the flashlights to scare me!"
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Gillian Black 8 years ago
we are the twins so take on one you will have a fight on your hands or paws
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Captain Planet 8 years ago
omg this is sooooo cute. I love this. This is why I come to boredpanda every day. Thanks guys! ^^
just a thought ! 8 years ago
Exactly ! Nonetheless , this was a great post and I had fun laughing at them
Load More Replies... Melody Lanzatella 8 years ago
It IS EPIC!!! This made my DAY!!! THANK YOU Greta J for the dark humor!!!
Captain Planet 8 years ago
omg this is sooooo cute. I love this. This is why I come to boredpanda every day. Thanks guys! ^^
just a thought ! 8 years ago
Exactly ! Nonetheless , this was a great post and I had fun laughing at them
Load More Replies... Melody Lanzatella 8 years ago
It IS EPIC!!! This made my DAY!!! THANK YOU Greta J for the dark humor!!!
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