If you've enjoyed our piece on Animals With Threatening Auras, you'll love this one as well. It has the same vibe despite being a little more specific.
There's a Twitter account called Birds With Threatening Auras and just like the name suggests, it features all kinds of Lucifer's messengers. From an angry cockatoo tearing down anti-bird spikes to a cock dominating an eagle, these badasses aren't messing around! Just look at their beaks. Their stompy feet. Their deadly stares...
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Elena, the creator of the account, said its roots go way back. Her fascination with birds started with a budgie. "When I was six, my grandma brought me an empty juice box; there was a little blue baby budgie on the bottom of it," she told Bored Panda. "I fell in love immediately and named him Kesha. He quickly became mine and my mother's best friend, although it took some time for him to get used to us." Her mom then taught him to talk and they spent a lot of time teaching him new phrases and just chatting.
"I was in a music school and used to play piano at home a lot, and if in a cage, he would sing along to some Bach's Inventions (Bach was his favorite), or just fly to me, and I'd play with him on my head or on the piano's keys," Elena recalled. "When my mom got us a computer, he'd fly to the keyboard and 'help' her with tapping. We had the strongest bond, and I still miss him a lot."
I think that's a large hawk and not an eagle. One that's just lost the respect of all the other hawks.
Load More Replies...After this incident Harry the hawk took some time to figure out how where his life went wrong.
Me too and I think all chickens need to be on prozac. They are too hyper!
Load More Replies...What?! I feel that this picture requires a caption. Who what where why. Were the neighbors involved, did the police arrive, did the chicken have a katana.
Me and my husband (then-boyfriend) lost a whole car one time. It was final exams (University), we had different exams but at the same time so we had carpooled, both that day and the day before. Brains fried from exams, the car was not where we *clearly* remembered parking it but we searched up and down the parking lot anyway. We were just about to call someone for a ride because it must have been stolen, when we found it. Definitely not where we remembered parking it... until the memory slowly came back. We had both been remembering the *previous* day. So I guess we lost a car and lost a whole day, too. :P
Load More Replies...Or an AMC Eagle, Eagle Talon, Buick Skylark, Ford Falcon, Plymouth Roadrunner, or a Ford F-150 Raptor.
Load More Replies...In high school, Elena won the city's university psychology competition. She thinks it's mostly because she came up with a 'school leaders’ classification' (which was a final task) based on different birds' appearance and behavior. "The idea came certainly because of Kesha. Not that I was a school leader myself, but I sure had great fun inventing the classification (New Zealand Kea was on top of it), and I also got my first USB card as a prizeSmiling face with smiling eyes."
Now, there's a pair of pigeons nesting in the tree right in front of Elena's balcony, and she's having fun watching them. "I recently moved to an area with many trees and birds, and I'm happy to have them near me."
"In the future, I would love to have an outdoors aviary with several birds, preferably, adopted, not bought. Maybe even a sanctuary, like in Paul Gallico's 'Thomasina.'"
Imagine walking past, suddenly stopping and asking, "anyone else smelling roast pigeon??"
Load More Replies...After years of trial and error Percy finally mastered jet propulsion
"and then Geoff the pigeon flew out of hell in order to s**t on the heads of random unassuming people who passed by"
Load More Replies...So you should. That's a yellow headed Amazon, and although their beaks are small they are mighty. Amazon bites hurt like crazy. I'd rather get bitten by a Macaw. Macaws will do more damage but doesn't hurt as bad. lol.
Birds are Elena's friends. The source of her joy. And she created this account on a day when she felt overwhelmed with political events and the pandemic. She was going through some bird photos in her gallery and thinking: 'I need to make a thread of threatening birds on Twitter.' But her second thought was: "Why just a thread, let's go nuts and make it a whole account!"
"The main idea was about something little and cute, yet brave, independent, and smart," she explained. "I wanted to express myself somehow," she said. It's certainly refreshing to see someone create a '... with threatening auras' account not just because the internet is doing it.
Na, that cage is guarding them from that bird, she wants to cause mayhem.
Load More Replies...Enslavement has begun. It is the reign of the animals. And when they get bored of us then they are going to use scissors to cut our heads off.
A chicken-centred household, if the ornaments are anything to go by
When she is going through pictures she can possibly feature on the account, Elena falls immediately for the ones "where a bird seems to be up to some mischief, when they give that special evil look that only a creature with a beak could give, or when they seem to play with some, er, non-playable objects (I'm certainly not encouraging putting your bird in such situations)."
"I also love when there's some bizarre aura, like in one of the photos, where the geese are transported late in the evening in the back of the car. Who put them there? Where are the geese going? Are we to see the Age of Geese? Questions." She thinks threatening auras come to some birds naturally; they just have the innate ability to look menacing.
Cockatiels aren't threatening they're just cheeky little buggers.. unless they get hold of a box of matches.. don't let them any were near a box of matches.
Not necessarily. We've got a mousebird with untrimmed wings that doesn't seem particularly interested in going anywhere. If it was hand raised by a human the odds of it flying off are pretty low.
Load More Replies...Most things are a social construct if you think about it (I mean like race, beauty, etc, etc.)
"While running the account I discovered that the cockatiels do really have a tendency to give you the evilest looks all of a sudden," Elena explained. "But in most cases, the threatening aura comes with a context. We all know the little creature won’t cause any harm (except for the black palm cockatoo, who can crack a walnut with his beak), but in some situations, it looks like it sure will. That's why I love that photo (sent by my follower) where a woman unsuccessfully tries to cover her head, protecting it from an innocent white budgie sitting on her back.
Elena also wanted to address the people who watch funny bird videos and want to buy a bird. "Please know that these are the result of a long bond-building process between an owner and a bird, or, in some cases, just professional training," she highlighted. "I've read some heart-breaking stories about the birds being abandoned or mistreated just because they were not so funny or close to human as on the internet. They don't have to perform as we wish, but they can be our closest friends if we give them space, time, and kindness."
To learn more about the issue, check out this comic by Jenny Jinya.
He just wants to be like Spiderman.. or Spiderpig..
Load More Replies...I judge her ! Capitalism gives everyone an opportunity, so she has no excuse !
Where would you think they would put the driver? It's too crowded in there
Load More Replies...Grandma didn't say ,"the road", she said 'get your ducks all in a row."
Lol It's Nigel from "Rio"! Looks like he too got sucked through the airplane turbine.
That box on the wall, the one with two rectangle holes? NEVER put your toes in there to climb up a wall!
Hmm... you know what, I am in a good mood today. I will let you go IF.................................you survive my thunder geese. Good luck. You're gonna need it.
Do you think you can survive the thunder geese?
Load More Replies...Yes. They're using all weapons accessible to them.
Load More Replies...Never piss off a corvid. They're smarter than we are, better organized, can communicate what enemies look like, and hold grudges for a long time. They also make good friends and protectors if you get on their good side.
It's not a Crow? The neck does look a little short.
Load More Replies...This would have made Alfred Hitchcock's the Birds much more menacing.
Ravens are incredibly intelligent. Surely it had figured out how to turn it on after watching a human operator do it.
I am sir Parrot de Cage, knight of the Great Order Of the Cuttlebone, and thou shall perish by my sworde!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You just caught him trying to seran-wrap your toilet.
Load More Replies...This would work much better with a Dracula Parrot (Psittrichas fulgidus)
MY ONE WEAKNESS!!! BEING IN CONFLICT WITH A PIECE OF WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD
It's hard to be threatening when you look like a watermelon
We used to have one of these when I lived in Australia. It would attack my sister's feet, pull a box of matches apart and swear like a trooper. We found her with her wings clipped so she obviously belonged to someone but we could never find her owners. She'd quote scenes from the Exorcist like 'Your mother sucks c***s in hell!'
Come here and sniff me. Did I put deodorant on this side? I can't remember.
and screamy mornings, noise complaints, messy floors, poopy outfits, broken furniture, and a friend who's worth all this <3.
they doing the floofy feather, whe n they not doing the floofy feather, they look like this OIP-60d35a...a8f5a2.jpg
This is my bird! His name is Wilson. His Instagram and tik tok are @wilsonthedinosaur 🦖
Hello, I am the new mascot of Duo-lingo. Better beg for your life in Spanish, or I this cute lil me will kill you with dat knife.
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This hurts my heart when I see this. I've said it before I'll say it again you can NOT feed your birb JUST bird seed. It's like us eating nothing but candy. for little birbs like this 70 / 30 mix of pellet and seed. plus fresh veggies and fruit. even some protein. Chicken, scrambled eggs. Yes they eat that and yes they love it, and yes it's creepy af.
kindly shut up please, how do you know the bird is on a seed diet from this one picture?
Load More Replies...Diamond doves are usually so cute... What happened? What demon possessed you, little dove?
Well, it's an easy mistake to make. The number of times I've tried to apply foundation with a cuttlefish bone...
hilarious intill you own one lol, my parrotlets are VERY spoiled
Load More Replies...This once again proves birds aren't real, they are angry drones ;)
Correct, birds aren’t real. Just angry robots
Load More Replies...A giant bird is attacking the city. My mom's last words: "That's a pretty bird."
Yeah cockatoos are mean, but there from the land down under so we shouldn't be surprised. A friend of mine had one, up in the bush, and it terrorized any new person and actively seek revenged if you upset him.
Does anyone else want a pet bird now? I’d totally get one but my cat would probably f**k up whatever duck I get.
Please don't get exotic pets... Birds def count as one. They belong to trees and sky.
Load More Replies...hilarious intill you own one lol, my parrotlets are VERY spoiled
Load More Replies...This once again proves birds aren't real, they are angry drones ;)
Correct, birds aren’t real. Just angry robots
Load More Replies...A giant bird is attacking the city. My mom's last words: "That's a pretty bird."
Yeah cockatoos are mean, but there from the land down under so we shouldn't be surprised. A friend of mine had one, up in the bush, and it terrorized any new person and actively seek revenged if you upset him.
Does anyone else want a pet bird now? I’d totally get one but my cat would probably f**k up whatever duck I get.
Please don't get exotic pets... Birds def count as one. They belong to trees and sky.
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