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If you've enjoyed our piece on Animals With Threatening Auras, you'll love this one as well. It has the same vibe despite being a little more specific.

There's a Twitter account called Birds With Threatening Auras and just like the name suggests, it features all kinds of Lucifer's messengers. From an angry cockatoo tearing down anti-bird spikes to a cock dominating an eagle, these badasses aren't messing around! Just look at their beaks. Their stompy feet. Their deadly stares...

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Toujin C'Thlu
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I remember this guy. Shows just how smart these birds are.

Vicky Z
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I have pigeons in my balcony that are sitting around this stuff and I'm pretty sure that if they could they would flip me also

AzKhaleesi
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

hahaha yes. Cockatoos are nuts. I love them so much

Elaine Mattingly
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4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Just wanting a place to rest a moment.

Parmeisan
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Okay but if you haven't seen the video, this image does NOT do it justice. The pan-away at 22 seconds is gold. https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x7cfr0x

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Elena, the creator of the account, said its roots go way back. Her fascination with birds started with a budgie. "When I was six, my grandma brought me an empty juice box; there was a little blue baby budgie on the bottom of it," she told Bored Panda. "I fell in love immediately and named him Kesha. He quickly became mine and my mother's best friend, although it took some time for him to get used to us." Her mom then taught him to talk and they spent a lot of time teaching him new phrases and just chatting.

"I was in a music school and used to play piano at home a lot, and if in a cage, he would sing along to some Bach's Inventions (Bach was his favorite), or just fly to me, and I'd play with him on my head or on the piano's keys," Elena recalled. "When my mom got us a computer, he'd fly to the keyboard and 'help' her with tapping. We had the strongest bond, and I still miss him a lot."

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    Otter
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think that's a large hawk and not an eagle. One that's just lost the respect of all the other hawks.

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    glowworm2
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've heard of chicken hawks, but never of hawk chickens.

    Daniel Atkins
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    After this incident Harry the hawk took some time to figure out how where his life went wrong.

    sam puckett
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Its true. I was attacked by chickens when i was younger

    Elaine Mattingly
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me too and I think all chickens need to be on prozac. They are too hyper!

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    Gerard Neaux
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What?! I feel that this picture requires a caption. Who what where why. Were the neighbors involved, did the police arrive, did the chicken have a katana.

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    Apachebathmat
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ffs Larry, how do you lose a whole car?

    Parmeisan
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me and my husband (then-boyfriend) lost a whole car one time. It was final exams (University), we had different exams but at the same time so we had carpooled, both that day and the day before. Brains fried from exams, the car was not where we *clearly* remembered parking it but we searched up and down the parking lot anyway. We were just about to call someone for a ride because it must have been stolen, when we found it. Definitely not where we remembered parking it... until the memory slowly came back. We had both been remembering the *previous* day. So I guess we lost a car and lost a whole day, too. :P

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    denzoren
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How can you not remember where you parked Gary, we were only in there for 10 minutes?

    Crazy Meerkat Lady
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Right Linda, see you tomorrow, drive safely

    Daniel Atkins
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What is it you drive a FIrebird or Thunderbird?

    Happy Daihatsu
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or an AMC Eagle, Eagle Talon, Buick Skylark, Ford Falcon, Plymouth Roadrunner, or a Ford F-150 Raptor.

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    Johnny Moravec
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They look like they can't decide which one to steal

    Rylosalex
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It look like the pigeons are car shopping

    Suhaira tasni
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Have you seen the car I wanted to s**t on?, Larry asked calmly

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    In high school, Elena won the city's university psychology competition. She thinks it's mostly because she came up with a 'school leaders’ classification' (which was a final task) based on different birds' appearance and behavior. "The idea came certainly because of Kesha. Not that I was a school leader myself, but I sure had great fun inventing the classification (New Zealand Kea was on top of it), and I also got my first USB card as a prizeSmiling face with smiling eyes."

    Now, there's a pair of pigeons nesting in the tree right in front of Elena's balcony, and she's having fun watching them. "I recently moved to an area with many trees and birds, and I'm happy to have them near me."

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    "In the future, I would love to have an outdoors aviary with several birds, preferably, adopted, not bought. Maybe even a sanctuary, like in Paul Gallico's 'Thomasina.'"

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    Hannah Edwards
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Very relaxed considering IT’S ON FIRE!

    Seonie
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Imagine walking past, suddenly stopping and asking, "anyone else smelling roast pigeon??"

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    Julia Atkinson
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    After years of trial and error Percy finally mastered jet propulsion

    M the Lemur
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "and then Geoff the pigeon flew out of hell in order to s**t on the heads of random unassuming people who passed by"

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    Kookamunga
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Step right in, Satan will will see you now.

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    Black Pug Puppy
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And now we know that birds can holds scissors. Next mini knives

    Vicky Z
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now teach him to say" I'll cut your throat you mathafacka"

    glowworm2
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We need to teach Polly not to run around with scissors.

    Madison Sadler
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    lol i've had this same photo saved to my phone

    AzKhaleesi
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So you should. That's a yellow headed Amazon, and although their beaks are small they are mighty. Amazon bites hurt like crazy. I'd rather get bitten by a Macaw. Macaws will do more damage but doesn't hurt as bad. lol.

    Suhaira tasni
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Never take a birb to a room full with scissors. U never know

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    Birds are Elena's friends. The source of her joy. And she created this account on a day when she felt overwhelmed with political events and the pandemic. She was going through some bird photos in her gallery and thinking: 'I need to make a thread of threatening birds on Twitter.' But her second thought was: "Why just a thread, let's go nuts and make it a whole account!"

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    "The main idea was about something little and cute, yet brave, independent, and smart," she explained. "I wanted to express myself somehow," she said. It's certainly refreshing to see someone create a '... with threatening auras' account not just because the internet is doing it.

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    Julia Atkinson
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...or he just smashed his way IN, which is even more disturbing

    Rufus T. Firefly
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Howard the duck origin story begins...

    James Hardin
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    scp 659 has breached containment

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    InfectedVoice
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Na, that cage is guarding them from that bird, she wants to cause mayhem.

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    Black Pug Puppy
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Enslavement has begun. It is the reign of the animals. And when they get bored of us then they are going to use scissors to cut our heads off.

    Julia Atkinson
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A chicken-centred household, if the ornaments are anything to go by

    Joshua D.
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or is the fence protecting the people from the chicken????????

    Stacy S.
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's the new COVID life, indoors.

    Dani R
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you value your pets more than your children. Relatable. Clearly, at 5heir Aunt's house!

    Alditekim
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where's the sign that says "Danger! Chickens outside!"?

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    When she is going through pictures she can possibly feature on the account, Elena falls immediately for the ones "where a bird seems to be up to some mischief, when they give that special evil look that only a creature with a beak could give, or when they seem to play with some, er, non-playable objects (I'm certainly not encouraging putting your bird in such situations)."

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    "I also love when there's some bizarre aura, like in one of the photos, where the geese are transported late in the evening in the back of the car. Who put them there? Where are the geese going? Are we to see the Age of Geese? Questions." She thinks threatening auras come to some birds naturally; they just have the innate ability to look menacing.

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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Take away the E and you become the verything you seeked to destroy

    mcborge1
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cockatiels aren't threatening they're just cheeky little buggers.. unless they get hold of a box of matches.. don't let them any were near a box of matches.

    glowworm2
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No he doesn't. He only destroyed the E!

    Stacy S.
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wonder what would happen if u let the wings grow our. It would fly away

    Monday
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not necessarily. We've got a mousebird with untrimmed wings that doesn't seem particularly interested in going anywhere. If it was hand raised by a human the odds of it flying off are pretty low.

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    M the Lemur
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Most things are a social construct if you think about it (I mean like race, beauty, etc, etc.)

    Elaine Mattingly
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Love to gross out the kids with this joke.

    arponet
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They started with sex, continued with race and now the reality. Do not be surprised when Western values are overriden by China

    Black Pug Puppy
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    Why do you have a bird cup in the first black

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    "While running the account I discovered that the cockatiels do really have a tendency to give you the evilest looks all of a sudden," Elena explained. "But in most cases, the threatening aura comes with a context. We all know the little creature won’t cause any harm (except for the black palm cockatoo, who can crack a walnut with his beak), but in some situations, it looks like it sure will. That's why I love that photo (sent by my follower) where a woman unsuccessfully tries to cover her head, protecting it from an innocent white budgie sitting on her back.

    Elena also wanted to address the people who watch funny bird videos and want to buy a bird. "Please know that these are the result of a long bond-building process between an owner and a bird, or, in some cases, just professional training," she highlighted. "I've read some heart-breaking stories about the birds being abandoned or mistreated just because they were not so funny or close to human as on the internet. They don't have to perform as we wish, but they can be our closest friends if we give them space, time, and kindness."

    To learn more about the issue, check out this comic by Jenny Jinya.

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    A.J Milne
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Your quantum physics teacher showing you this image

    FROGGO DOGGO
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    physics teachers are so pissed looking at this

    Dark Pearl
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think I'll tryyyyyyyyyyyyyyy defyyying graaavityyy

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    wifeofweasley
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    an thats the reason some people use geese to protect their garden

    Raven Sheridan
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Geese are feathered demons!

    Ryan Deschanel
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jurassic Park intensifies.

    Charlene Wilbur
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We are here to talk to you about your car's extended warranty

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    Daniel Atkins
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In some countries beware of the duckling scam.

    Ryan Deschanel
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I judge her ! Capitalism gives everyone an opportunity, so she has no excuse !

    CP
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Using your kids to support your hobbies

    Vicky Z
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You distract her while mama is doing her job

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    Dark Pearl
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Threatening? Is it going to smush me to death with floofy snuggles?

    CP
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Your water looks weird

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    Julia Atkinson
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No prison can hold Polly when she wants a cracker

    Hannah Edwards
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow! This is a real fnck you to their human.

    Black Pug Puppy
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What meeeeeee break thisssssss? Yeah I did it

    mcborge1
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I told you not to put Bruce in here with me, you know he gets angry and turns into a big green rage parrot."

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    wifeofweasley
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have questions.... many questions

    Laura Nicole
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Honk honk honk. Road rage for when your horn is broken

    Stacy S.
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dinner is on the way! Or rather on the roof. Check out the corpse!

    Dark Pearl
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    (Phil Swift voice) That's a lot of geese!

    CP
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How many of these can you fit in a car

    thefaithfulspouse
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They can drive now? They can drive now!

    glowworm2
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm kind of concerned. There's a body on top of the car.

    Vicky Z
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where would you think they would put the driver? It's too crowded in there

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    Elaine Mattingly
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Grandma didn't say ,"the road", she said 'get your ducks all in a row."

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    River Webb
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    how I wake up every morning

    Kori Peek
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol It's Nigel from "Rio"! Looks like he too got sucked through the airplane turbine.

    Madison Sadler
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that's not threatening, thats just amazing

    meh
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nigel got back his feathers!

    Elaine Mattingly
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That box on the wall, the one with two rectangle holes? NEVER put your toes in there to climb up a wall!

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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hmm... you know what, I am in a good mood today. I will let you go IF.................................you survive my thunder geese. Good luck. You're gonna need it.

    glowworm2
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is the part where the bird laughs maniacally.

    Samuel Craig
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As prophesied the one true birb has been summoned

    AzKhaleesi
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Awww a Lutino ring neck. They have the cutest voices when they talk.

    Daniel Atkins
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thor is a good name for a bird they said.

    Suhaira tasni
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lord Parrotdemort--- I mean...The taboo

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    Black Pug Puppy
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So my prediction was off. Now their using chainsaws.

    M the Lemur
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes. They're using all weapons accessible to them.

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    Easily Excitable Panda
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Never piss off a corvid. They're smarter than we are, better organized, can communicate what enemies look like, and hold grudges for a long time. They also make good friends and protectors if you get on their good side.

    Daniel Atkins
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This would have made Alfred Hitchcock's the Birds much more menacing.

    sam puckett
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Take it away. Right now before he figures out how to use it

    Vicky Z
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I remember this other post that was saying that crows remember your face if you do something to them.... now we know that they can also handle a chainsaw..... so you better do something good to them otherwise you are screwed

    Hannah Edwards
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder what it intended to do once it got the saw going.

    Luis Hernandez Dauajare
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ravens are incredibly intelligent. Surely it had figured out how to turn it on after watching a human operator do it.

    Improperplays
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Artur.. why did you choose violence before the allfather.

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    Andrew Gibb
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die

    Ryan Deschanel
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am sir Parrot de Cage, knight of the Great Order Of the Cuttlebone, and thou shall perish by my sworde!

    Raven Sheridan
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gimme the cracker, and no one gets hurt!

    Sabs
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “Listen to me very carefully, I’m going to count to 3, by that time you will have the millet seed in my dish”

    mcborge1
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And he held aloft the wooden sword and squawked, "I HAVE THE POWERRRRRRR."

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    River Webb
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "my power! I can feel it pulsing through my veins!"

    Julia Atkinson
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "How dare you mock my mighty dinosaur heritage!"

    Sheri DeMaio
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can hear that weird Godzilla noise

    Vicky Z
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminds me of hades in Hercules cartoon but i cannot post a photo! There's a similar photo that he does this and there is flames on his hair

    Hannah Edwards
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I sense some complaining about the arms

    Suhaira tasni
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can feel it! I can feel it! I can feel it in my bones!

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    Suhaira tasni
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pls stop breaking the The Matrix birb

    Elaine Mattingly
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Like a speeding bullit I have arrived!

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    River Webb
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    talk to the foot Barry, talk to the foot

    Vicky Z
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "The vaccine is no good, it has Microchip, they want to control us! Oh shut up already!"

    Eva the Egg
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So yeah, whats that you were saying?

    Julia Atkinson
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I'm sorry, he's drunk, he doesn't know what he's saying"

    Michelle M
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🎶I believe I can...shut tf up Larry. Must you shout all the time?

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    BoredArab
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    what my microwave sees at 3am

    Elaine Mattingly
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'll never grow up to be a sunflower.

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    Shannon Matthews
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Damn. Even this guy does a better wingtip than me.

    Gerard Neaux
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Love the Event Horizon reference

    Mumchkin
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You've got spots on your lenses George, we got you bro.

    Elaine Mattingly
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Let us see it from his point of view.

    Cain Hargreaves
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's like Magritte's "Man in a Bowler Hat" times two.

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    Elaine Mattingly
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This button? It erases All the evidence of what I ordered.

    Suhaira tasni
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    Otter
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Juvenile red-tailed hawk!

    danielw
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You just caught him trying to seran-wrap your toilet.

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    Daniel Atkins
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Occupied!! Occupied!! even better hawkupied.

    Vicky Z
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Excuse me can i have some privacy?

    Paizleypie
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, it's better than a snake.

    James Hardin
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "say anything and ill kill you."

    Birb
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    little hawk, get out of the dirty toilet. you can find good places outside

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    Raven Sheridan
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey guys! There's a clown in here who says he's got a balloon! 🎈

    Mumchkin
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    HELLO...Hello...hello....O..o..o!

    Elaine Mattingly
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Love the echo in this thing, QUAckcakcakcak

    Solidhog
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Oh look! A floating chocolate bar"

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    Raven Sheridan
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a bird owner, trust me. That DON'T work!

    Julia Atkinson
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This would work much better with a Dracula Parrot (Psittrichas fulgidus)

    sam puckett
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    MY ONE WEAKNESS!!! BEING IN CONFLICT WITH A PIECE OF WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD

    Simzabandz
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    aii this bird needs an exorcism

    Suhaira tasni
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The only protection to cursed birbs :>

    Nixxy
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just as I suspected…

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    Julia Atkinson
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's hard to be threatening when you look like a watermelon

    Pau Tea
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mooom, knock before entering my room! Ugh, i need some privacy!

    Jackie Porter
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We used to have one of these when I lived in Australia. It would attack my sister's feet, pull a box of matches apart and swear like a trooper. We found her with her wings clipped so she obviously belonged to someone but we could never find her owners. She'd quote scenes from the Exorcist like 'Your mother sucks c***s in hell!'

    GenXandEarnedItAll
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Come here and sniff me. Did I put deodorant on this side? I can't remember.

    blake
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    nooooooo why did u eat my bird seed

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    glowworm2
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one is honestly very cute.

    Elaine Mattingly
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know you're in there , come on out.

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    Julia Atkinson
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The tragic world of avian delinquency

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    Fxnglhl
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    and screamy mornings, noise complaints, messy floors, poopy outfits, broken furniture, and a friend who's worth all this <3.

    Munchkin
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    sounds like a good deal to me

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    Mumchkin
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Back off! Dang flockaparazzi

    Pedro Orozco
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "YOU DIED" (Darksouls reference)

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    Eva the Egg
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Omg its so cute and fluffffyyyyyyyyy

    kiwitheparrotlet
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    they doing the floofy feather, whe n they not doing the floofy feather, they look like this OIP-60d35a...a8f5a2.jpg OIP-60d35a4a8f5a2.jpg

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    Otter
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Interfering with work on the computer is the cat's job!

    River Webb
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "you are going to pay attention to me and only me!"

    Heather Hughes
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is my bird! His name is Wilson. His Instagram and tik tok are @wilsonthedinosaur 🦖

    blake
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    u need to feed me nooow no feed me before work

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    Eva the Egg
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Im considering using this if you dont hand over that birdseed...

    Airis Malfoy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hello, I am the new mascot of Duo-lingo. Better beg for your life in Spanish, or I this cute lil me will kill you with dat knife.

    blake
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    iam little but i can plan how to murder u

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    hi myself
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It will always find you. It has HEAT VISION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    Julia Atkinson
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You've got something stuck on your face

    AzKhaleesi
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This hurts my heart when I see this. I've said it before I'll say it again you can NOT feed your birb JUST bird seed. It's like us eating nothing but candy. for little birbs like this 70 / 30 mix of pellet and seed. plus fresh veggies and fruit. even some protein. Chicken, scrambled eggs. Yes they eat that and yes they love it, and yes it's creepy af.

    Commander OwO
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    kindly shut up please, how do you know the bird is on a seed diet from this one picture?

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    Eva the Egg
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He even looks like hes wearing the bicycle helmet 😭😂

    Dark Pearl
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would like pizza again if geese delivered it

    Paradise
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Meanwhile, let's see what is happening in your neck of the woods -Al Roker. *Pans to this*

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    Ryan Deschanel
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That evil old neighbor who keeps watching everyone...

    Julia Atkinson
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Washing the car again, eh?" * evil laugh*

    hi myself
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hmm... I think that it's the imposter!

    Elaine Mattingly
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Everything is done for the day think I'll take a nap.

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    Fxnglhl
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    kinda looks like a ghost birb

    Cain Hargreaves
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Diamond doves are usually so cute... What happened? What demon possessed you, little dove?

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    Otter
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's a gila woodpecker. It'll dig a freakin' hole in that cactus to live in! If it's bird vs. cactus, bird wins!

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    Julia Atkinson
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, it's an easy mistake to make. The number of times I've tried to apply foundation with a cuttlefish bone...

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    Sabs
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’d say spoiled, that egg has feathers and a beak!

    Daniel Marsh
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think the eggs are a tad old.