People Are Sharing The Things That Dads Do But Nobody Knows Why, And They’re Spot-On (30 Tweets)
There are many things we humans still haven't figured out. Like, what came before the big bang, will AI eventually overtake us, and why do all dads grunt when they sit down. Or why they take grilling so seriously. In fact, there are probably more mysteries about dads than the universe. To try and get to the bottom of them, people have started Tweeting them, and the questions perfectly describe every dad in the history of dadness. The sad part, however, is that even with all that attention, most of them remain unanswered. Science is one way we make sense of the world around us, but it appears that even rationality can't explain everything.
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Because they do not want some fancy s**t. They ask what they need.
Well I'm not a dad but I do take grilling or any kind of meat cooking seriously. I mean the animal had to die so you can eat it, the least you can do to respect that, is being really focused on making it really delicious :D
I think women do this, too. In my case, I'm under the impression that I'm 16. Right.
Load More Replies...I was going to say... I mean look at who the vast majority of marketing is targeted toward to "stay looking young".
Load More Replies..."You're only as old as you act" is a better motto than "you're only as old as you feel"....because if we were as old as we feel we'd mostly likely be 90.
Yeah, I like to Rock'n'Roll ....ups.....why feel like 90???;(
Load More Replies...Because time passes faster once you're in the real world and before you know it, you're avoiding your 20-year high school reunion and damn it, I'm old.
My dad has been 29 for 30 years, I finally became older than my dad! 😂
I feel about 20 years older than I am. Who are these crazy dudes who feel 20 years younger?
because they still standing strong? #ifyouknowwhatimean #mrbeanmeme
Because we are perpetually stuck in the last good year of our lives, which just happened to be 20 years ago.
So they'll keep providing for their family rather than excusing themselves on account of age.
Lost track of time from all those times we had to watch the same damn cartoon/show/movie with you, over and over...twenty years sounds about right.
yup my dad always tries to play basketball with 18-year-olds and pulls at least 1 muscle each time
To counterbalance the teens that believe older people are stupid and that all problems have easy solutions or even solutions at all
Age is just a number mentality is whatever you want it to be dad give me ten or a hundred depending on situation and mood
Age is but a number. (Plus my dad looks 20-years younger than he really is) to me at least.
Never give in to the darkness. Stay young and keep truck.... Ouch what was that... damn it... .. ...
Dads need to think like they're 20 years younger so they're better suited to help their slacker kids accomplish everyday tasks.
well if you are still 19 it will be a bit complicated for you to fell like 20 years younger than you are
When dad was in the hospital, a young male nurse said there just a few papers to go over and would need my signature. The nurse was acting kind of nervous and it me. I said "you think I'm his wife. Look at us, does he look like I married him for his boatload if cash? Look at me, do I looiiiiiôoioooooo so hard and the nurse was so embarrassed. I looked at the nurse and told him what my brother, the diplomat, had asked me. "What happened. You used to be cute?" It was then I realized that I could ioooiiii
Well... if families stopped expecting dads to do things someone 20 years younger is expected to do...
Dumb question. Answer - Easier to get out, easier to load/ unload the trunk when it isn't facing traffic, Dads don't see it as a special showy thing, just an obvious thing to do.
The mirrors and seat clearly need to be adjusted, because the car is so badly parked they need to move it.
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Dad joke: What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter? An irrelephant
What do you call a cross between an elephant and a rhino? EllifIknow! (you may have to say it out loud to get it).
Load More Replies...26y dad here... Saw so many things that remember of my dad...then realize i start to do so much of this stuff too xD
The transition is a slow one...my husband has been a dad for three years now, he is between the "yello" and "will fall asleep as soon as he touches a sofa" stages....he hasn't morphed into the "free mints" or "loud sneeze" stages just yet...but I know its coming!
Load More Replies...This post was great JUST because of the quick witted comebacks everyone posted underneath them. Well played everyone.
I don 't know about all of these but I miss my dad so much :(
I love how this entire post's comments were dads justifying why they did said stuff 😂
Some of these are really fun, but some are just being stereotypical, or don't make sense.
I wish they would stop shortening the posts! Some of the ones they deleted were pretty funny!
You can still access them with the link at the end of the post.
Load More Replies...Half of these remind me of my dad, some of the others remind me of me. Lol
Wow, L. W., daddy issues or what? This was supposed to be a humorous thread.
There are some really dumb questions in this thread.. why do kids always ask dumb questions instead of thinking?
Why did people feel obligated to provide answers? I was hoping for funny examples/experiences but instead got smart alecks
so i am a dad of 2 girls and i just read all of these tweets and i dont do any of them at all..none of them. Does that make me weird?
I enjoyed reading the comments on BP to the postings much more than the postings themselves!
Feel more like why are those people asking stupid questions about very relevant things dads do...
Dad joke: What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter? An irrelephant
What do you call a cross between an elephant and a rhino? EllifIknow! (you may have to say it out loud to get it).
Load More Replies...26y dad here... Saw so many things that remember of my dad...then realize i start to do so much of this stuff too xD
The transition is a slow one...my husband has been a dad for three years now, he is between the "yello" and "will fall asleep as soon as he touches a sofa" stages....he hasn't morphed into the "free mints" or "loud sneeze" stages just yet...but I know its coming!
Load More Replies...This post was great JUST because of the quick witted comebacks everyone posted underneath them. Well played everyone.
I don 't know about all of these but I miss my dad so much :(
I love how this entire post's comments were dads justifying why they did said stuff 😂
Some of these are really fun, but some are just being stereotypical, or don't make sense.
I wish they would stop shortening the posts! Some of the ones they deleted were pretty funny!
You can still access them with the link at the end of the post.
Load More Replies...Half of these remind me of my dad, some of the others remind me of me. Lol
Wow, L. W., daddy issues or what? This was supposed to be a humorous thread.
There are some really dumb questions in this thread.. why do kids always ask dumb questions instead of thinking?
Why did people feel obligated to provide answers? I was hoping for funny examples/experiences but instead got smart alecks
so i am a dad of 2 girls and i just read all of these tweets and i dont do any of them at all..none of them. Does that make me weird?
I enjoyed reading the comments on BP to the postings much more than the postings themselves!
Feel more like why are those people asking stupid questions about very relevant things dads do...