People Are Sharing The Things That Dads Do But Nobody Knows Why, And They’re Spot-On (30 Tweets)
There are many things we humans still haven't figured out. Like, what came before the big bang, will AI eventually overtake us, and why do all dads grunt when they sit down. Or why they take grilling so seriously. In fact, there are probably more mysteries about dads than the universe. To try and get to the bottom of them, people have started Tweeting them, and the questions perfectly describe every dad in the history of dadness. The sad part, however, is that even with all that attention, most of them remain unanswered. Science is one way we make sense of the world around us, but it appears that even rationality can't explain everything.
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Not satisfying for people next to you, in the same room as you, or in the same house as you. It's terrifying.
Load More Replies...My dad adds despair to his sneezes. "Achoo* oh no another escaped help me find it"
Load More Replies...My sneezes are super loud, there's nothing I can do to make them quieter. It just happens invalunterily. I am also multi-sneezer ... I am talking upwards of 6 in a row.
My dad is a super loud sneezer, never heard anyone sneeze as loud as he does. Now with blowing noses my hubby is pretty quiet yet I am like a bloody elephant. I have honestly tried to be quieter but it just doesn’t work. I do have a little nose though.
The trick is to not blow down both nostrils at the same time. Press one closed and blow down the other. It's much, much quieter and actually more effective.
Load More Replies...Both my mom and dad sneeze loudly and it drives me crazy if I'm around them.
I'VE ALWAYS BEEN A LOUD SNEEZER, HURTS MY EARS TO TRY SNEEZING QUIETLY. I'M FEMALE.
Lol. My dad sneezes super loud then swears after. It drives my mom nuts and the whole interaction makes me laugh hysterically.
I am so sorry. I don't remember either, lost my Dad too young
Load More Replies...I am always a loud sneezer since I was a teenager. So I guess it's not a dad thing.
Mine too. could never figure out why, but then I did. It's uncontrollable. I do it too.
They think it’s funny, that’s why mine did it. Also to scare the sh*t outa me.
My husband pinches his nose and that bothers me way more than if he just let it out. I mean yeah, cover your nose but don't try to stop the sneeze.
I hate this... first my Dad and now my Husband. Always close to a heart attack! (me!)
Because hearing your sneeze ricochet of the walls is fun and displays dominance by telling everyone exactly who sneezed on the back of their heads
its a kind of let go, you have to do it, otherwise, sneezing inside may blow some veins by inside pressure
My husband is so loud that the cats and I nearly jump out of our skin.
My Dad stifled his sneezes and I remember when I was little, I thought his brains would come out of his ears.
This is so true, my husband (father of three) sneezes so loud that my cat will jump three feet in the air, from a dead sleep and hiss back from two rooms away.
Because they know that holding it in/stifling it would damage your internal organs.
There are multiple cases of people rupture their lungs or hurt their muscle by holding the sneeze in.
My husband claims he sneezes loudly to make sure the land he claimed for his family is still his. So far it's working, we still own our house and garden.
I sneeze hella loud. It's called allergies. Thank God if you don't have them.
It's our larger lung capacity... which is needed to supply us with enough oxygen to do all the things we have to do for our families.
Because they do not want some fancy s**t. They ask what they need.
Well I'm not a dad but I do take grilling or any kind of meat cooking seriously. I mean the animal had to die so you can eat it, the least you can do to respect that, is being really focused on making it really delicious :D
Dumb question. Answer - Easier to get out, easier to load/ unload the trunk when it isn't facing traffic, Dads don't see it as a special showy thing, just an obvious thing to do.
The mirrors and seat clearly need to be adjusted, because the car is so badly parked they need to move it.
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Dad joke: What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter? An irrelephant
What do you call a cross between an elephant and a rhino? EllifIknow! (you may have to say it out loud to get it).
Load More Replies...26y dad here... Saw so many things that remember of my dad...then realize i start to do so much of this stuff too xD
The transition is a slow one...my husband has been a dad for three years now, he is between the "yello" and "will fall asleep as soon as he touches a sofa" stages....he hasn't morphed into the "free mints" or "loud sneeze" stages just yet...but I know its coming!
Load More Replies...This post was great JUST because of the quick witted comebacks everyone posted underneath them. Well played everyone.
I don 't know about all of these but I miss my dad so much :(
I love how this entire post's comments were dads justifying why they did said stuff 😂
Some of these are really fun, but some are just being stereotypical, or don't make sense.
I wish they would stop shortening the posts! Some of the ones they deleted were pretty funny!
You can still access them with the link at the end of the post.
Load More Replies...Half of these remind me of my dad, some of the others remind me of me. Lol
Wow, L. W., daddy issues or what? This was supposed to be a humorous thread.
There are some really dumb questions in this thread.. why do kids always ask dumb questions instead of thinking?
Why did people feel obligated to provide answers? I was hoping for funny examples/experiences but instead got smart alecks
so i am a dad of 2 girls and i just read all of these tweets and i dont do any of them at all..none of them. Does that make me weird?
I enjoyed reading the comments on BP to the postings much more than the postings themselves!
Feel more like why are those people asking stupid questions about very relevant things dads do...
Dad joke: What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter? An irrelephant
What do you call a cross between an elephant and a rhino? EllifIknow! (you may have to say it out loud to get it).
Load More Replies...26y dad here... Saw so many things that remember of my dad...then realize i start to do so much of this stuff too xD
The transition is a slow one...my husband has been a dad for three years now, he is between the "yello" and "will fall asleep as soon as he touches a sofa" stages....he hasn't morphed into the "free mints" or "loud sneeze" stages just yet...but I know its coming!
Load More Replies...This post was great JUST because of the quick witted comebacks everyone posted underneath them. Well played everyone.
I don 't know about all of these but I miss my dad so much :(
I love how this entire post's comments were dads justifying why they did said stuff 😂
Some of these are really fun, but some are just being stereotypical, or don't make sense.
I wish they would stop shortening the posts! Some of the ones they deleted were pretty funny!
You can still access them with the link at the end of the post.
Load More Replies...Half of these remind me of my dad, some of the others remind me of me. Lol
Wow, L. W., daddy issues or what? This was supposed to be a humorous thread.
There are some really dumb questions in this thread.. why do kids always ask dumb questions instead of thinking?
Why did people feel obligated to provide answers? I was hoping for funny examples/experiences but instead got smart alecks
so i am a dad of 2 girls and i just read all of these tweets and i dont do any of them at all..none of them. Does that make me weird?
I enjoyed reading the comments on BP to the postings much more than the postings themselves!
Feel more like why are those people asking stupid questions about very relevant things dads do...