There are many things we humans still haven't figured out. Like, what came before the big bang, will AI eventually overtake us, and why do all dads grunt when they sit down. Or why they take grilling so seriously. In fact, there are probably more mysteries about dads than the universe. To try and get to the bottom of them, people have started Tweeting them, and the questions perfectly describe every dad in the history of dadness. The sad part, however, is that even with all that attention, most of them remain unanswered. Science is one way we make sense of the world around us, but it appears that even rationality can't explain everything.

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Kris 2 months ago

They think sleep is for the weak and they don't wanna be weak OR they know falling asleep in front of a loved one is rude and they don't want to be rude to their loved one

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Kris 2 months ago

It's satisfying. Try it.

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Kjorn 2 months ago

for prevented them to stick to their skin

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Kris 2 months ago

Because 'in their day' they didn't have to use no stinkin' GPS

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Kris 2 months ago

They exhausted

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Troux 2 months ago

This is the "at ease" pose that many servicemen are used to. He's relaxed but observant.

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Martti Laurson 2 months ago (edited)

Because they do not want some fancy s**t. They ask what they need.

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Benjámin Dorogi 2 months ago

Well I'm not a dad but I do take grilling or any kind of meat cooking seriously. I mean the animal had to die so you can eat it, the least you can do to respect that, is being really focused on making it really delicious :D

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Blakkur Sverrir 2 months ago

Back pain, mostly

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Peter Smith 2 months ago

It hides our terrible handwriting.

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Fursona non grata

why do dads fart so much

9:09 AM - 22 Oct 2014

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Laura Zappenduster 2 months ago

I think I´m a Dad then... ^^

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birdhouse 2 months ago

because silence is golden when you have kids.

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Kris 2 months ago

Because most food dates are arbitrary

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Sleep Meister 2 months ago

we mentally stop ageing around 18.

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birdhouse 2 months ago

because we don't have purses.

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#16

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Ray Heap 2 months ago

Because Homer Simpson started it.

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#17

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Wil Vanderheijden 2 months ago

To make room for the desserts.

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#18

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birdhouse 2 months ago

Why do kids always have to pee as soon as the car moves?

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Mangoes'nRum 2 months ago

Dumb question. Answer - Easier to get out, easier to load/ unload the trunk when it isn't facing traffic, Dads don't see it as a special showy thing, just an obvious thing to do.

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David Glover 2 months ago

Do you have change in your purse?

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#21

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Kris 2 months ago

Not just dads do this ...

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#22

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Peter Smith 2 months ago

Dad jokes are our God given right and we are going to use them.

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#23

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Martti Laurson 2 months ago

The mirrors and seat clearly need to be adjusted, because the car is so badly parked they need to move it.

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#24

Why do dads have such a thing against turning the central heating on IT'S FUCKING FREEZING

12:06 PM - 20 Oct 2014

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Sleep Meister 2 months ago

Put a jumper on, save the world/wallet

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#25
Shaun Sully

Why does my dad talk to my dog with an irish accent?

5:06 AM - 22 Oct 2014

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birdhouse 2 months ago

Is it an Irish Setter? I talk to Scottish Terriers in a Scottish accent.

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#26

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Kris 2 months ago

They are showing self restraint, they know they will accidentally keep any pen they accept

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#27

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Kris 2 months ago

Free

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#28

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birdhouse 2 months ago

Never! Why do wife and kids always have theirs on silent and miss every message a dad sends?

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#29

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Wil Vanderheijden 2 months ago

Because they would look silly in a Hello Kitty shirt.

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#30

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birdhouse 2 months ago (edited)

Secret for you...we hate texting. We are not 13 yr old girls. A 30 second phone conversation can take the place of 20 text messages and misunderstandings.

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#31

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Kris 2 months ago

Cause you're not special

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#32

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Martti Laurson 2 months ago

Because people with great sense of humor know what is funny. And also you probably make it too easy for him.

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Kjorn 2 months ago

machete Don't text

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#34

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Iván Galarraga 2 months ago

So as not to throw away the dental prosthesis

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Kris 2 months ago

Because they have unrealistic expectations that the person they are lecturing will actually learn from it

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birdhouse 2 months ago

because the years of bitching and complaining from our wives and kids have made us deaf.

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Erin Baker 2 months ago

I thought they only wore New Balance

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#38

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John Brant 2 months ago

Well if Captain America does it then it's ok...

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#39

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Foxxy 2 months ago

I have my ringtone set as high as possible coz I can’t hear it otherwise. I don’t have a smart phone though. I have a dumb phone with buttons.

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Peter Smith 2 months ago

Because it’s someone who actually listens to us.

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#41

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Herb Eaversmells 2 months ago

My kid loves when throw him, swing him, wrestle him, etc. Find me a 3 year old,boy who wouldn't love that

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#42

Lol. Why do dads freak out when you touch the AC?

2:32 PM - 8 Oct 2014

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Kris 2 months ago

Money. Higher AC = more money on electric bill

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#43

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Kris 2 months ago

Milk = strong bones = raising strong children = proud

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#44

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Pungent Sauce 2 months ago

We hold a purse like a dead squirrel too, for much the same reasons.

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Kris 2 months ago

Not all dads ... but that is the gum most kids ask for

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Kris 2 months ago

Cheapest sneakers are white (for some reason) and is one of the best style to keep sand out., plus better for walking/foot support

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ahmed mahmoud

Why do dads love asking so much questions

10:47 PM - 15 Oct 2014

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Kris 2 months ago

To learn and/or annoy

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birdhouse 2 months ago

LOL.. I do this.

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#49
Abby Wood

Why do dads take NyQuil but moms take DayQuil?

10:27 AM - 17 Oct 2014

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D. Pitbull 2 months ago

Because.. moms are still expected to run around and do sh*t while sick while dads are allowed to "rest and take it easy"

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birdhouse 2 months ago

YA BABY!!...Damn, now I want Arby's :(

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Herb Eaversmells 2 months ago

Cold beer good, warm beer bad

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Kjorn 2 months ago

we loved weird things

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Foxxy 2 months ago

I hate it when I get text replies from my brother with K. He’s not even a dad.

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Sleep Meister 2 months ago

She misspelt kids

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Mangoes'nRum 2 months ago (edited)

Because that's exactly how directions work! North, South, East and West are not inventions of the crazed mind. They existed long before digital technology, and they'll exist long after you drop your phone two blocks from your house and suddenly realize you have no clue where you are and where to go from there.

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birdhouse 2 months ago

We don't, but you wont do it yourself.

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Something 2 months ago (edited)

They accumulate with age.

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Adam Cantor 2 months ago

Because it's impossible to be mad while you're listening to reggae. this is a fact. and when you have kids....reggae is life.

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Kjorn 2 months ago

you can expend that to lot of culture around the world

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Kris 2 months ago

They'd realized how easy it was to find their name on a gas station keychain

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Kris 2 months ago

They' don't have purses to stick all the receipts in

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birdhouse 2 months ago

We don't.

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Herb Eaversmells 2 months ago

Because they will always be your dad, and always care for you no matter your age.

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#66

Why does my dad have an instagram lol

9:30 AM - 22 Oct 2014

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Kjorn 2 months ago

why instagram exist? it's a plague in society for self-esteem

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