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Going on LinkedIn is very much like going through the looking glass into Bizarre-O Land. It’s a wild ride. Maybe you spot a few genuinely good briefs with some practical advice in your feed, shared by seasoned industry veterans. Then you sidestep a hundred or so people robotically bragging about how they’re so grateful/happy to quit/start a position at their old/new job. At this point, you’re so deep down the rabbit hole that you start noticing the most awful stuff that LinkedIn has to offer—clearly fake, extremely cringy self-promo posts that ‘professionals’ write for views and likes.

You know, the ones where CEOs, recruiters, and high-flying managers do their best to seem human while they offer banal, double-spaced ‘wisdom’ just to stay relevant online. JR Hickey, from California, shares the very worst examples of brain-rotting content on his ‘The Best of LinkedIn’ Twitter page. Scroll down to check out the very worst LinkedInfluencers’ posts and remember to upvote the ones that made you facepalm.

JR, the founder of @BestofLinkedin, answered Bored Panda's questions about why these LinkedInfluencers behave the way that they do, as well as what LI users could do to stand out without resorting to lying online. Read on for our full interview!

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    Kat Pekin
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, I showered today so f**k you, Sarah.

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    Marcellus II
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He'll do it again also because he has a wife at home that resents him & wants him out.

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    Bored Panda was interested in JR's take as to why some LinkedIn users go to such great lengths to create fake stories and soulless reposts. We were curious to hear his thoughts on what their end goals might be.

    "For a lot of these so-called 'LinkedInfluencers,' this is the first time they’ve had a platform of any size, so one of their end goals is to simply not lose their platform," the founder of @BestofLinkedin said.

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    "This is why they resort to copy and paste style posts that they’ve seen go 'viral' on the platform from other LinkedIn users. Basically, it’s like the kid who nobody was friends with who starts copying the other kids to get recognized/fit in. It works, but at the end of the day they’re not being authentic or true to themselves," he said.

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    Sad Quokka
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well done Jeff, another year of Jeffness

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    HogHedge
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    5 people died and he's bragging about his new job. Because, hey they're gone now and life moves on, right?

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    Unfortunately, JR pointed out that there isn't really a clear or concise solution for how LinkedIn users could stand out from the crowd without becoming LinkedInfluencers. However, being authentic can help a lot.

    "The internet is undefeated in sniffing out if somebody is full of [dung]. The way people get truly loyal/responsive followings is if what they’re presenting to the world is as close to or at least a version of their authentic self as possible," he told Bored Panda.

    JR gave us a specific example of how this works. He actually practices what he preaches. For instance, he has a TikTok account called 'That's A Nice Touch,' @thatsanicetouch, where he goes around pointing out all the nice touches he finds around the world.

    "It’s a little obnoxious and corny, but it’s a version of my personality that’s actually there, and that’s why people like it."

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    Serial pacifist
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a secret…that I will only share on a social network.

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    Corvus
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If I were the hotel manager, I'd totally ask him to pay for this coffee machine.

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    LinkedIn is huge on the internet. A whopping 830 million people use it in over 200 countries. So it’s hard to avoid making a profile if you’re looking for a job or want to make it easier for others to find you online.

    At its core, the idea of LI doesn’t sound all that bad on paper: it’s all about networking with other professionals, looking for new jobs/talented individuals, and sharing awesome insights with one another. In practice, however… well, like any ‘regular’ social media site, LI has devolved into a weird digital space where job industry pros are trying to out-flex each other.

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    Corvus
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You call them "hacks", I call them red flags.

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    Stephanie Barr
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have had managers like this. But they didn't brag about it on Linked In

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    gmf
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The only difference between this and a TikTok post is the suit

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    Some of these industry veterans resort to ridiculous measures to get attention. Like outright fabricating stories and bragging about how much overtime they work (weddings, birthdays, kids being born—it doesn’t matter to them).

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    They also try to turn boring everyday events into ‘deep’ tales about morality. A select few shamelessly copy someone else’s ideas by listing them in a slightly different format (it’s not that hard to credit the original creators, people!). While others see it as their ‘calling’ to comment on random stuff on popular users’ posts to show everyone how wonderfully active and clever they are.

    There are some competent and interesting people posting on the site, but there are far too few of them. It makes sense why we’ve seen so many strange posts popping up on LinkedIn. If you want to have a strong online presence and have tons of people looking at your products and services, you need to stay relevant.

    It also feels good to have people praise you for your insights and share your posts across LinkedIn and pretty much anywhere on the internet or in real life. The simple fact is that people want respect, adoration, and wealth.

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    Willow
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oddly enough, there are more than 40 people on LinkedIn

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    HogHedge
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can't believe he even has a gf. He's a complete t0ss3r.

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    Jason
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mom is always on her phone at the park. She doesn't even know where I am. I bet if you send her a message on social media she will respond

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    A part of gaining a following on the internet comes down to luck. But there are some things that you can control, including posting consistently, making your content relevant, and trying to share some unique interpretations of current work trends and events.

    That’s why you have so many folks being incredibly active on LI, trying to have an opinion on everything and anything. Some of them are desperate to stand out but don’t know what to write about, so they go a bit… wild with their [cough] imaginations [cough].

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    Sad Quokka
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My version - I was on my way to the interview but I saw a cat stuck in a tree, so I chose not to go to the interview and rescued the cat instead and ruined my new suit. It turns out that the cat was the interviewer and hired me on the spot

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    Jason
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Strangely enough I have been using please and thank you for almost 4 decades and never assumed people would want to give me things for being a decent human being

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    California-based JR, the founder of ‘The Best of LinkedIn’ calls out the very worst of the bunch on his Twitter page. The last time that Bored Panda featured his account, he told us about the origins of @BestOfLinkedin.

    "Back in 2018, I was an Account Executive for a SaaS company in San Francisco. I had a boss who was a dinosaur—his idea of a good follow-up to a meeting was mailing laminated copies of the deck we presented to the prospect after the fact. The phrase, 'Stop by Kinko's' was uttered a few times in my short tenure there (Kinko's was dropped by FedEx in 2008, ten years prior)." At the time, a pretty significant chunk of JR’s job involved cold-calling on LinkedIn.

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    "I was already dissatisfied with my role, my career, and the company, so spending a few hours a day on LinkedIn just about pushed me over the edge. I began seeing the first inklings of these so-called 'LinkedInfluencers' and started screenshotting their posts and sharing them on my personal Twitter account. Once those gained traction, I decided to create a dedicated Twitter account for it, and thus, @BestOfLinkedin was born,” he told us during an earlier interview.

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    Emma S
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Poor woman just wanted to eat her burger in peace.

    Barbara Kelly
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am a senior. If a complete stranger wanted to sit with me at lunch, I'd suspect that they would be trying to sell me something, or pull information that they could use. "No, thanks!"

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    James016
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The old woman was too polite to tell you to p**s off and leave her alone

    Antoinette Maldari
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I'm in a hurry, I usually find the nearest Mickey D's for that watered down diet coke and sit with complete strangers for about half an hour. Saves me loads of time.

    Twit Hunch
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    UNBELIEVABLE! I found the "lonely Senior's" post about this on LinkedIn! grandmas-l...nsored.jpg grandmas-linkedin-post-6411011baa3ab-png__censored.jpg

    Devil'sAdvocate
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Okay, if this is real, first of all, if she wants to be left alone, let her be alone. second, do you think that she approves you spreading her person business across the internet? third, this very likely could be fake.

    Electric Comet
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sometimes people just want to eat alone!

    Anyone-for-tea?
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If this was genuine surely you wouldn’t have to surreptitiously take a photo of a random older lady?

    Asphalt Bubblegum
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I honestly couldn't stomach reading the whole commentary. Ugh!

    Pink kitty
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The photo's is of the woman's back. You never sat with her

    Barbara Kelly
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Were you hitting on this woman, so that you could have the conversation and create LinkedIn content???

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    Paige Booke Reed
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "The tears in her eyes reflected the deep loneliness she felt" LOL

    smithyjones
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe she felt sad for YOU because YOU were there all alone with your sad little diet coke.

    Lauren W.
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Communal narcissists are the most nauseating people to be around.

    LovingKnuckle
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey Mary why you laughing so hard? You know that silly bítch that’s always coming in to get a Diet Coke and talking on her cell loud while the rest of us want to eat our burger in peace? Well she came up and asked if I wanted company…so I say yeah. I gave her this whole line about how my husband died and my kids moved and I walk through life in a midst of infinite sadness…dropped in some covid blah blah blah. I even gave her a hug in the end for falling for my shít. Poor girl. Probably gonna post some nonsense online about how sad she felt for me and it inspired her to do more. That’s why I didn’t let her do a selfie. Well gotta run pick up the hubby, it’s poker night and the kids are coming over. Toodles!

    Hendo
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just curious as to what you have done for seniors lately Jen? Did you exchange numbers with this lady after your interaction so you can continue to show 'support'? Pretty sure she would have appreciated a check in once in a while, rather than you using her as a sob story to garner attention.

    Emh
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    An introverts worst nightmare

    AliJanx
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sure - you can sit with me if A) there are no seats left in the restaurant or B) if you're an incredibly wealthy sugar daddy looking to spend good money on me with little to no commitment on my part. Any takers?

    Rali Meyer
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always eat at McD alone. Nobody needs to know

    Celtic Pirate Queen
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow. Didn't even occur to you that she might have wanted a few minutes to herself? No, you just naturally assumed because she was old & alone she must be lonely. I'd have told you to pi$$ off.

    Quentin ingulfumble
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    if you had this deep and meaningful conversation, the why is the picture of her back?

    Sherman
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    .....so she took a photo of this woman's back BEFORE she sat down & had this "heart to heart" with her?... before she knew this woman was all alone? Before she knew if this woman was even eating at the restaurant? ... does she always make a habit of taking photos of the old folks she stands behind in line?... or did she already have an idea for a lie she wanted to tell & she just needed to find the right old person to creepily take photos of without their knowledge?

    The voice of reason
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I eat alone all the time. If asked to join me I would give the death stare of hell NO.

    Old Roadie
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anyone exploiting children or elders is a lousy piece of jetsam.

    Connie Martin
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "In every sample, Seniors are the last ranked demographic people like to support. Every time." Okay, what "sample" are you talking about? What was the question? "Which of these demographic groups would you like to support"? What hell kind of question is that?? What does "support" mean in the context of your question? AND, the way she worded this, she is contrasting "seniors" with "people." I work in health care and I know plenty of young people (younger than this twat "author and speaker cultivating care") who enjoy spending time with PEOPLE who are a couple of generations older than themselves. This whole thing makes me gag

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    Adam Zad
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Courage is working in your p**s-soaked pants. Intelligence is changing out of them. Planning is bringing spare pants to change into.

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    "I would say the best way to describe LinkedIn's culture is 'downright demented.' It's just a giant back-patting circle/echo chamber where people aren't even telling a version of the truth anymore," he said that the LI network is full of fabricated posts.

    "It's unoriginal sellouts who regurgitate corporate buzzwords and stories of incredible business acumen in an effort to game the LinkedIn algorithm and try to hide the fact that there isn't a single thing that's interesting about them. And nobody will call them out, for fear of losing their job or it blowing back on them professionally.”

    According to JR, “the entire platform lacks accountability, which is insane because its intention initially was to be just that.” It’s not all black and white, however.

    LinkedIn does have its upsides, like being a pretty good place to read business news, as well as to find jobs, recruit talented people for your company, and network with others in the industry.

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    Marno C.
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Spoiler: His favorite band is Insane Clown Posse and now his wife won't speak to him for dragging their daughter to a Juggaloo gathering on a school night.

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    Jason
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My toddler just tells me he's the boss when I ask him to do something. Does this count?

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    "It's a valuable business development tool but sadly it's been watered down by these self-proclaimed 'LinkedInfluencers' and their BS success stories. LinkedIn could improve the user experience drastically by focusing on moderating these posts and suppressing them when they don't offer anything valuable," JR, the founder of ‘The Best of LinkedIn,’ said.

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    "If the only reason you're posting on LinkedIn is to show off a picture of yourself with a story about how you were called 'too pretty' to be in business then your post will be taken down. If you aren't sharing anything educational or valuable, and instead are attributing incredible management advice from your FIVE YEAR OLD, your account will be banned. Sadly, I wish this was an easy fix, but LinkedIn has replicated every other social media platform and become another runaway train of trash," he told Bored Panda.

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    N Miller
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, I'm disappointed this is being used for shameless self-marketing, because I'm fully prepared to believe that, outside of LinkedIn, this conversation did happen, based solely on genuine real world conversations (about Alexa and Siri, but the gist is the same) with my then 6-year-old nibling.

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    Cara
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Woah, that is seriously messed up thinking.

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    "LinkedInfluencers, for how much 'expertise' they have, have some of the thinnest skins on the Internet. Because they 'create' their content strictly for LinkedIn, where nobody criticizes or calls them out, they lose their minds when an account like @BestOfLinkedin does. Personally, I've created content for over a decade now in the forms of comedy, podcasting videos, and articles," JR told Bored Panda.

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    Butler Amadeus Torso
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have family in Utah. Utah is another world. Utah nonsense is next-level. And this Utahs so hard that it is actually the one of the most Utah things I’ve ever read or heard.

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    "When you create anything for the Internet, there's going to be 50% or more people who hate it. So you have to know that criticism comes with the territory. But when a LinkedInfluencer sees me poke fun at them for @BestofLinkedin? Oftentimes they don't know what to do with themselves. Usually, they'll try to doxx me or get me fired. Good luck, I'm a freelance Creative Director and don't have a boss. I get paid to write things for social media and more. So yeah, I'm doing exactly what I'm supposed to. If you don't like what's being said about you on the Internet, the proper response isn't to take your ball and run home. Or worse, take your ball and run and tell your parents."

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    Foxinamug
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To be honest, if I was a parent, I would hope anyone admiring my daughter(s) would be the type to practice safe sex rather than carry a random hair tie. I would also have taught both daughters and sons the importance of consent and the potential consequences so they can make their own, informed decisions. Purity ideas like his will only make his daughters worse equipped to be safe when they start dating.

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    Jason
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Would have been icing on the cake if she mentioned the open positions

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    Shyla Bouche
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why would anyone shake a beta? It's poor little fishy brain would get all bollocked up!

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    Hotdogking
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Alright, time for me to ruin the picture for everyone. Anyone else notice the fact that he’s photoshopped into the car?

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    and_a_touch_of_the_’tism
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Started out decent then completely flew off the rails

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    Hotdogking
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow, those kids’ handwriting is really impressive. Even more impressive is how everything is spelt 100% correctly and it’s written so formally. Definitely something that the kids made. /s

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    Mama Penguin
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does that excuse also apply in the workplace?

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    BewilderedBanana
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    wait... your kid wanted to play so you took him for breakfast? do you understand the concept of playing at all? Did everyone at the restaurant clap after the 6th hug?

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    Kate Jones
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh yes so many messages about a cross that, like, hundreds of thousands of people wear regularly. All these people who don't know what that means and are so confused.

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    Lil Miss Hobbit
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh man. Idk what he thinks this is saying, but he just sounds like a wimp.

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    Jason
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is bullies just randomly finding people 20 years later and cold calling them a thing?

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    LH25
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, just keep telling yourself your 4 YO is OK with all those broken promises and long hours away from her.

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    James016
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    IIRC one of the people he laid off defended him posting this.

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    Kate Jones
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't understand why this is here. This is actually really nice.

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    Hotdogking
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Added a few Easter Eggs. Aka; Built the entire thing myself, then said my child built it for internet clout

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    never-wake-up (fae/faer)
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    nothing infuriates me more than those "hidden" ads actually. if you're trying to sell me something, at least be upfront about it. advertisements are never honest, but how am i expected to trust you on your product if i can't even trust you on your ad? I remember watching Love Simon 5y ago. one character wore a bright red coca-cola t-shirt in a neutral/blue coloured scene. it was the only thing you saw and it drew your eye immediately. the only thing i remember about that film is the blatant advertising throughout it all.

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    BewilderedBanana
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that's way too many words when a simple "dafuq?" would do

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    Lynne Hammar
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is called using your kid as a prop.

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    BewilderedBanana
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Most of these can be so much shorter... "I'm rich so i always fly first class, unlike the peasant sitting next to me. She's so excited about everything while to me, this is all just very normal and mundane"

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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There he is - surrounded by all his friends.

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    BewilderedBanana
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A word is what it is, it is the context that makes it derogatory. So in this context, i suggest we keep the word savant and throw you in the bin

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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe i'm a bit out of touch, so open to being educated about this, but that seems to be an awfully long-winded way of saying "Hey, they made a movie about me"

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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The only one....who doesn't know he's not the only one.

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    Rali Meyer
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    no breakfast before 07:00 (military time), why are you in the dining room?

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    Kate Jones
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    #lies #insecurity #8-year-olds don't know what an ulcer is #i don't think you know what the word illusion means #why can't you just be proud of your kids #without feeling like you have to lie about the things they say #making you think less of them the more you do it #and causing these kids to grow up as neurotic messes #maybe stop trying to get attention

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    adam yauch
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Okay, but this... This is kinda cute. Her daughter's power suit is definitely powerful.

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    Lynne Hammar
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Posting that you're shocked by NYC prices just makes you look like a rube. And no street vendor cares to "look into your soul"

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