35 Times LinkedIn ‘Influencers’ Embarrassed Themselves And Got Dragged On This Twitter Page (New Pics)

no it's true, i was the line

Well, I showered today so f**k you, Sarah.

He'll do it again also because he has a wife at home that resents him & wants him out.

Yes Libby, of course Libby

Well done Jeff, another year of Jeffness

5 people died and he's bragging about his new job. Because, hey they're gone now and life moves on, right?

She is a true Story Teller

I have a secret…that I will only share on a social network.

If I were the hotel manager, I'd totally ask him to pay for this coffee machine.

You call them "hacks", I call them red flags.

I have had managers like this. But they didn't brag about it on Linked In

The only difference between this and a TikTok post is the suit

Oddly enough, there are more than 40 people on LinkedIn

Can't believe he even has a gf. He's a complete t0ss3r.

Mom is always on her phone at the park. She doesn't even know where I am. I bet if you send her a message on social media she will respond

"now daddy has all the toys" 👀

My version - I was on my way to the interview but I saw a cat stuck in a tree, so I chose not to go to the interview and rescued the cat instead and ruined my new suit. It turns out that the cat was the interviewer and hired me on the spot

Strangely enough I have been using please and thank you for almost 4 decades and never assumed people would want to give me things for being a decent human being

Poor woman just wanted to eat her burger in peace.

Courage is working in your p**s-soaked pants. Intelligence is changing out of them. Planning is bringing spare pants to change into.

An idiot marketing to idiots.

Spoiler: His favorite band is Insane Clown Posse and now his wife won't speak to him for dragging their daughter to a Juggaloo gathering on a school night.

My toddler just tells me he's the boss when I ask him to do something. Does this count?

Apparently I hate grandma

I like turtles.

Yeah, I'm disappointed this is being used for shameless self-marketing, because I'm fully prepared to believe that, outside of LinkedIn, this conversation did happen, based solely on genuine real world conversations (about Alexa and Siri, but the gist is the same) with my then 6-year-old nibling.

Woah, that is seriously messed up thinking.

Whatever

Yes, I often find funerals "fun."

I have family in Utah. Utah is another world. Utah nonsense is next-level. And this Utahs so hard that it is actually the one of the most Utah things I’ve ever read or heard.

To be honest, if I was a parent, I would hope anyone admiring my daughter(s) would be the type to practice safe sex rather than carry a random hair tie. I would also have taught both daughters and sons the importance of consent and the potential consequences so they can make their own, informed decisions. Purity ideas like his will only make his daughters worse equipped to be safe when they start dating.

Would have been icing on the cake if she mentioned the open positions

Why would anyone shake a beta? It's poor little fishy brain would get all bollocked up!

Alright, time for me to ruin the picture for everyone. Anyone else notice the fact that he’s photoshopped into the car?

Started out decent then completely flew off the rails

Wow, those kids’ handwriting is really impressive. Even more impressive is how everything is spelt 100% correctly and it’s written so formally. Definitely something that the kids made. /s

Complete tonka

Does that excuse also apply in the workplace?

#justcreepyguythings

wait... your kid wanted to play so you took him for breakfast? do you understand the concept of playing at all? Did everyone at the restaurant clap after the 6th hug?

Oh yes so many messages about a cross that, like, hundreds of thousands of people wear regularly. All these people who don't know what that means and are so confused.

Oh man. Idk what he thinks this is saying, but he just sounds like a wimp.

Is bullies just randomly finding people 20 years later and cold calling them a thing?

Yeah, just keep telling yourself your 4 YO is OK with all those broken promises and long hours away from her.

IIRC one of the people he laid off defended him posting this.

Just shut up, Braden.

I don't understand why this is here. This is actually really nice.

Added a few Easter Eggs. Aka; Built the entire thing myself, then said my child built it for internet clout

nothing infuriates me more than those "hidden" ads actually. if you're trying to sell me something, at least be upfront about it. advertisements are never honest, but how am i expected to trust you on your product if i can't even trust you on your ad? I remember watching Love Simon 5y ago. one character wore a bright red coca-cola t-shirt in a neutral/blue coloured scene. it was the only thing you saw and it drew your eye immediately. the only thing i remember about that film is the blatant advertising throughout it all.

that's way too many words when a simple "dafuq?" would do

This is called using your kid as a prop.

What?

Most of these can be so much shorter... "I'm rich so i always fly first class, unlike the peasant sitting next to me. She's so excited about everything while to me, this is all just very normal and mundane"

There he is - surrounded by all his friends.

So you're an arsehole to strangers.

A word is what it is, it is the context that makes it derogatory. So in this context, i suggest we keep the word savant and throw you in the bin

Maybe i'm a bit out of touch, so open to being educated about this, but that seems to be an awfully long-winded way of saying "Hey, they made a movie about me"

The only one....who doesn't know he's not the only one.

no breakfast before 07:00 (military time), why are you in the dining room?

#lies #insecurity #8-year-olds don't know what an ulcer is #i don't think you know what the word illusion means #why can't you just be proud of your kids #without feeling like you have to lie about the things they say #making you think less of them the more you do it #and causing these kids to grow up as neurotic messes #maybe stop trying to get attention

Ugh he took a picture 🤢

Okay, but this... This is kinda cute. Her daughter's power suit is definitely powerful.

Posting that you're shocked by NYC prices just makes you look like a rube. And no street vendor cares to "look into your soul"

#Ønly fØur