As if married life wasn’t hard enough already (separate toothpaste tubes since your partner doesn’t squeeze it right, anyone?), the infamous year 2020 ran it through the ultimate test. No wonder there’s been a 34% rise in sales of divorce agreements between newlyweds in the last five months in the US.
But those who survived it grew stronger than ever, and now have the ability to stay in the same room longer than necessary. Most importantly, though, husbands, wives, and partners, they all contributed to a huge public service. You see, their quarantine experiences served as one-of-a-kind material for hysterically funny marriage tweets along the way.
Just think of it... minimum external leisure activities, no home time off, aka I’m busy at work, and disproportionately more of the all-time favorite quality family time, which will probably never be viewed the same again after the pandemic is over. This is a cocktail that, when laid out in a Twitter post, makes a perfect comedy nugget and wisdom bite all at once. So let’s see what ‘twenty twenty (w)one’ had in it for us to laugh at.
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To find out more about the toll the pandemic-induced chaos has had on our marriage lives, Bored Panda reached out to Dr. Lise Deguire, a clinical psychologist and author of “Flashback Girl: Lessons on Resilience From a Burn Survivor.”
Lise told us that because of the quarantine, our daily routines changed beyond recognition. “Most of us have stayed home full-time for many months. Usually, we get our social needs met by lots of people and not just our spouse. Normally, married people are able to go out and connect with friends, family, and coworkers.”
The pandemic has put an end to that, which means that “we have had to rely on our spouses for almost all of our companionship needs.” Lise further explained that for some couples, particularly the ones who were already unhappy, “this time has been extremely tiring.”
On the other hand, some good came out of the cursed year. Lise said that “there are couples who have thrived on getting through this challenging time together.” “I know couples who say that coping with the pandemic together, as a team, has strengthened their marriage. Sometimes adversity does have an upside,” she concluded.
Meanwhile, many law-firm professionals specializing in divorces agree that the pandemic created “the perfect storm” for couples in lockdown. This has acted as a catalyst for many breakups, but for couples who already had problems and masked their problems with separate routines and spending time apart, 2020 was their breaking point.
A partner at the law firm Stewarts, Carly Kinch, believes that the reasons why people divorce haven’t necessarily changed. “You've always had the underlying current of ‘I'm unhappy with this or that at home.’ But I think it has just brought the focus on domestic arrangements really into much more sharp focus than they would ordinarily be,” she told the BBC.
But what’s been indeed a change was the significant increase in women who are initiating divorces. Turns out, 76% of new cases came from female clients, which makes it 16% higher when compared to the same time a year ago. Carly believes it may have to do with a “disproportionate share of housework and childcare that falls on females” in heterosexual households.
Carly described the newly set household dynamics of 2020 that were very different from what many partners expected when the lockdowns started: “‘Oh, isn't this going to be lovely! We're going to spend lots of quality time together. And my partner, who's normally in the city or commuting—they'll be around and they'll help more. And I think the reality for many has been a far cry from that.”
On the other hand, just like all crises, the worldwide pandemic has made already strong relationships even stronger. Many partners benefited from more quality time spent together, many initiated new hobbies and found common things to engage in together.
If the year 2020 has taught us something, it must be an appreciation of our closest ones and having an opportunity to start 2021 together. Unfortunately, not everyone has been that lucky this past year, and knowing so should make our relationships all the more special.
You secretly have to close all jars with all your strength to become essential again.
well at least he's acknowledging women can do things.
Load More Replies...Same with my Gatorade! For xmas I got one of those bottle openers, but now I can miraculously open them. Have been doing a lot of arm exercises!
My husband just asked what I would do when he was gone when I asked him to open a jar. He then went online to order something that would do that for me now and ordered it! The nerve of him!!! I no longer need his irritation and superiority. He's obsolete.
When are they going to figure it out, we loosen it first so they can get it open then smile in adoration at their big, strong muscles.
Load More Replies...If that was your only function, you were already pretty useless. If you want to keep your job, you need to add some more apps.
We let you open jars to boost your ego. We've been opening them for centuries by hitting the side of the lid with the back edge of a knife. One smart whack, vacuum pops and the lid opens easily.
Been working out so much...my scrawny arms are really strong. Bird legs are still bird legs tho!
Bird legs can get you anywhere you need to go.
Load More Replies...She gets a gold star for opening a jar, what's his award for cutting the cord after she carried the baby and went through 36 hours of labor? Figure it out she keeps you just because she wants to. Love.
U.S. has more singles than marrieds [+ women live longer]. Guys have muscles on top 1/3 of bodies, women have mammary glands~~so chickadees will never be as strong [consequently, husband-beating is rare]. There are many fish in the sea. I try pickle-jar tips [ultra hot water to lift gunk between lid & glass, jar grippers, giant-jar bottle opener, tape around lid, hit sides of lid], then fail. Go downstairs & ask male concierge to open jar or go across the st & 6'2" CVS pharmacist untwists it w/a grin. Whew, all that for a sour pickle.
Mammary glands have brought many a giant down to his knees.
Load More Replies...Honestly, that is a good answer though. Our SO is someone we spend a large part of our daily life with. You don’t want to have to pretend in front of them. Your SO wants to sit in front of the computer in his underwear after a long day of work and ramble about his new favourite video game? That’s them relaxing and feeling at ease with you.
Among the "best of" in my household - I slap a pan on the stove (random handle direction), slap some bacon in it, and then I learned that I'm doing it utterly wrong - handle must point east, definitely NOT north.
I once ate my wife's fries and she told me this was a formal declaration of war.
Have told mine to get one from under the tree for his bday lots. Bday is on 21 dec
I spend a full minute throwing all the decorative pillows off my bed every night😂
Porn is just completely unrealistic on all levels to the detriment of teenagers who end up thinking violence against women is a normal part of sex.
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I just kissed my husband goodbye as he went to work. He wouldn’t stop tickling me, so I bit him in the cheek. I‘d say marriage is going great :)
Some are funny and real, others are kinda Boomer level “I hate being married” stuff I can’t vibe with. Overall cute I guess. Being in love isn’t always easy but it’s worth it.
My husband is OCD. He operates on even numbers only. My entertainment is to change the tv sound level and the thermostat to uneven numbers.
I could only read up to #60, then I saw they changed it to just 50 instead of 150. All this took place mid-reading. Now I can only see the first 50 tweets. What is going on?
the admins update articles after they've been out for a while. sounds like they started out with 150, waited for people to upvote/downvote, and got rid of the ones people didn't like as much. (if you're on a computer, you can scroll down to the bottom. there should be a message that says something like "this list originally contained 150 items, click here to view all")
Load More Replies...Whoa, that's pretty low. Honestly, I would probably leave somebody over that level of deception & disrespect.
Load More Replies...I just kissed my husband goodbye as he went to work. He wouldn’t stop tickling me, so I bit him in the cheek. I‘d say marriage is going great :)
Some are funny and real, others are kinda Boomer level “I hate being married” stuff I can’t vibe with. Overall cute I guess. Being in love isn’t always easy but it’s worth it.
My husband is OCD. He operates on even numbers only. My entertainment is to change the tv sound level and the thermostat to uneven numbers.
I could only read up to #60, then I saw they changed it to just 50 instead of 150. All this took place mid-reading. Now I can only see the first 50 tweets. What is going on?
the admins update articles after they've been out for a while. sounds like they started out with 150, waited for people to upvote/downvote, and got rid of the ones people didn't like as much. (if you're on a computer, you can scroll down to the bottom. there should be a message that says something like "this list originally contained 150 items, click here to view all")
Load More Replies...Whoa, that's pretty low. Honestly, I would probably leave somebody over that level of deception & disrespect.
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