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For better or worse, living in a big city means being around a whole smorgasbord of humanity. Every subculture, style, and design has its adherents, and where better to see it than buses, trams, and subways? 

The “Berlin Subway Creatures” Instagram account is dedicated to sharing the most interesting passengers on the city's public transport and not, unfortunately, found footage of actual underground creatures. So get comfortable as you look through, perhaps on your commute, and be sure to upvote your favorites. We also got in touch with the page's creator and admin to learn more.

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NapQueen
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"I MAY have eaten my ticket.'

TheGoodBoi
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Fair enough. Here's a new one, in case you're still hungry.

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Castles
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It’s a dog? Or am I missing something?

Monster Munch
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

She's leavin' On that midnight train to Georgia

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    zububonsai
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    😂 okay this i s funny and leaves the passenger anonymous, so I upvote.

    Alli K.
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    BVG (the Berlin public transport operator) actually sells limited merchandise with seat patterns in their physical shops.

    Mingey
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maria von Trapp is his grandmother 😂

    MrLiesegang
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I bet he works for the company (Berliner Verkehrsbetriebe - Berlin Transport Company). The small yellow tag on his chest, could be their logo.

    C L
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Still a horrible pattern - enough to make you dizzy in a whole car full

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    Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa)
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Probably headed to a protest. With the overturning of Roe V. Wade, there's a lot of talk about Handmaid's Tale.

    MiriPanda
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Except this is in Berlin, in Germany.

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    Tee Pussi
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Going to be a long trip, might want to get a seat at some point.

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    Sven Horlemann
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love to have one of these lamps in my living room. Should be perfect for reading.

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    Bored Panda got in touch with the person behind “Berlin Subway Creatures” and they were kind enough to answer some of our questions. First, we wanted to know what was the story behind the page’s creation. 

    “Like most of the time with these kind of things it started off pretty stupid. Basically, when I moved in 2015 I had a group chat with my friends from my hometown to keep in touch and I was occasionally sending them silly things from the subway in Berlin. I don't know if they got sick of the messages or whatnot but at some point, someone was like: "Why don't you make an Instagram and we will all follow it?"”

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    Moos
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I Don't hate this. ~shrug~

    whaaaaaaaaaa
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm sorry I'd wear, this is hilarious and so much fun

    Huck Finn
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A penne saved is a penne earned!

    Anony Mouse
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That purse is super expensive. I tried to get one.

    Auntriarch
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a handbag made from recycled pepsi tins

    I_imagine_even_worse_w***s
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Their knees bother me far more than that pasta box bag!

    KinoEel
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Never know when you might get hungry

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    Blue
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *Tut* I'm so sick of seeing such plain coats/jackets. Have some expression about you!

    C L
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dorothy we found your shoes!

    zububonsai
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Elton John inkocnito?! 👍🏻

    Nitka Tsar
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someones got style. Honestly, I would like to get to know this person.

    LGBTQpanda
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Show Up and Show Out! Yaaas! "There's no place like home..."

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    martin734
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Surely they should have used Dachshunds in Germany.

    ColdSteelRonin
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now we need a banana to corgi conversion chart.

    DJisn0ice
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Finally, a measurement I can understand!

    Vinny DaPooh
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's probably for us Americans who will use anything BUT the metric system for measuring

    Paul Gerrard
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Need i mention a banana is better for determining scale

    Anna Meyers
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We use this measurement at our house.

    Pa Pa Panda
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ranching community here, our local health dept. used an image of a cow.

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    “At the time I didn't think it would "blow up" to 26k followers and I was rather lazy with the name and took over the Subwaycreatures (of the New York subway). I do use their hashtag in order to hopefully give them some traffic back in return though. Anyway, big shout out to the OG Subwaycreatures, but no, I'm not affiliated with them (I wish:-D),” they shared with Bored Panda.

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    Moos
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What's wrong with this?

    R Dennis
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No one asked them.... yet they found a way to tell everyone around them. Vegans seem to get upset about the "How can you tell a vegan?" trope, but sometimes it fits. (I expect many downvotes for merely speaking on vegans as I have only ever met one or two, even online, who weren't militantly hostile about it.)

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    Joshua Seaman
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Vegan stuff aside, it's sad seeing people body-shaming in the comments as though that's okay.

    Stephen Sachs
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I went vegan years ago because I decided to live a cruelty free life to the extent that I'm able.

    Isabella
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How does he know that the plants are not sentient?

    Jaya
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All of us assume this for practical purposes though, meat eaters included. None of us avoid walking on grass because we think the grass will feel pain, but we will avoid stepping on a cat because we know it will feel pain.

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    tori Ohno
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, plants ARE sentient. If you kill something in front of them, their electrical waves spike. They're aware. The study was fascinating.

    WindySwede
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes they are more aware than we previously have thought.

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    Nitka Tsar
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would argue that even plants are sentient in a way

    Brian Droste
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He is just asking questions people probably ask him quitea few times.

    MushroomHead22
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    plants are somewhat sentient. the fact they react to music and pain means something.

    Maebe Maeve
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Means what, exactly? That people shouldn't eat plants? So called "food animals" (cows, pigs, etc) eat a much, much higher number of plants than a human could so by eating meat, a person is eating the equivalent of far more plants than a person directly eating plants is.

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    les
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    a whole new way to slide into your dm's,

    KinoEel
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I see nothing wrong with this but I might be blind

    Mat O'Dowd
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Doc Martens used to be worn by punks, skinheads, and alternative types. This picture is there to point the current conformity of the non-conformist style. This is meta-criticism, criticizing critics of the system, rage against the machine, but only from 9 to 5!

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    Karri Berkowitz
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm wearing purple docs right now... they are comfortable and cute. Sometimes people just wear shoes

    Scrappychick
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wore them through school through the mid 80s mid 90s because I'd kick the toes out of anything else within a week, bit of a tomboy lol

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    Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa)
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    On the plus side, they all have black laces. No white or red so none of them are brandishing their racism.

    Debi Swing
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is that 3 one legged people on the left?

    mindblank
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    what the heck! not very often you see this

    David Stutzmann
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Technically, "Doc Martens" is abbreviated to "Doc's", right? Considering the fact that part of a second word is removed, which is therefore not part of "Doc"...

    Jayne
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The quality of Dr. Martens these days is abysmal and not worth the price.

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    The Original Bruno
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sure, if that were in New York, everyone would be grossed out. ;-)

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    Joe BaggaDonuts
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The mouse's hands are cleaner than the pepsi holder's

    Chad Olin
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like somebody slipped her a Mickey.....

    Laura Williams
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sorry but rats gross me out.

    Sabrina Montana
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok , if that's what you like. NO WAY 4 me.

    mindblank
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    why is she carrying a rat in a cup? how did it get there!

    Maartje
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is she feeding it chocolate? I hope not. Otherwise a big awwww

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    We also wanted to know what they thought was the main draw for people. “I think honestly that relatability is a big player here. Like, so many people use public transport every day and when you live in a city like Berlin, you KNOW how wild it can get. So we can really all relate to what is posted in one way or another I feel. Besides that, let's not forget Voyeurism. I think on social media we love to be observers and document things we see. The page is a fly on the wall I feel for what goes on in the Berlin subways.”

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    SourQueen
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aww my son would've loved seeing that!

    Lorrie Rothstein
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's spidermans from alternate universes

    mindblank
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    three spoodermens on one train! I just can't right now

    Brian Droste
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A Spiderman has to hang like a spiderman

    Ashlie Dearest
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Forget Spiderman, what is with the person in front with the nineties hair cut?

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    Dominik
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where in Berlin can I get such a jackfruit 😍

    OpheliaPoe
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like how she has the stroller for her jackfruit and the baby in the foreground is being carried 😆 I say this genuinely and lightheartedly, I think the contrast really adds to the humor!

    Puppy Dancing!
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe a Durian? Then would appreciate this forethought.

    Happy Bunny
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Probably weighs more than the toddler tbh

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    zububonsai
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some water killed him. If it had been beer, though...

    Lord of the laserprinter.
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No some Preiß’n knocked him out for wearing Bavarian in Berlin..

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    Rizzo
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He wears the wrong socks. This is almost blasphemy.

    Jesse
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Falsches Bundesland, mein Freund!

    Leila
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like he had a good time at Oktoberfest.

    Nitka Tsar
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oktoberfest is in München, not Berlin. That‘s miles away. Must be a tourist who thought all Germans wear this

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    mindblank
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    he looks like a german boy taking a nap with water. plain and simple.

    Twizzle Sticks
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hard night playing polka with the boys…

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    “The 26K followers is also ALL organic traffic, no bought followers, no promoted posts, etc. It took a while to get here and besides the page, I'm an event production Freelancer, so I also have my hands full. But I had some help from pages like the “bvg_weilwirdichlieben”, they even projected a post in U Friedrichstr. and “berlinclubmemes” so that also really helped boost followers.”

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    Blue
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Of course she is. That's a 'fancy Rat'. Bless 'er : 3

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    Huck Finn
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hitching a ride on moms shoulder

    The Original Bruno
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Again... when this happens in New York, everyone is traumatized. (Or is she taking him to cooking school?)

    mindblank
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    AWW, if it's her pet. If not, AHHHHHHH

    TheCrazyBunnyLady
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Rats are so cute and fun! I had them for years, but sadly I became allergic over time. Now we've got free-roaming bunnies, and they're a lot of fun. Once you get them fixed they're very easy to litter train, and they're fun and sociable pets. ▪️▪️▪️They're not great pets for kids though: as prey animals it takes rabbits weeks or months to get used to you. By then the kids are bored with them. They're very anxious and hate loud noises, being picked up, or being held tightly. When they're picked up they freak out and may bite or scratch. ▪️▪️▪️ The sad thing is that they're very easy and cheap to get, but not low-maintenance in vet bills and care needs. The main difference between bunny and dog care is that the bunny doesn't have to be walked outside. They still need 2-3 hours of supervised exercise. Most people don't expect this, and many rabbits are "set free", which they rarely survive.

    Ashlie Dearest
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't understand why some people are afraid of rats, mice, snakes or spiders?! If they are poisonous, keep a safe distance, but otherwise, I don't understand why.

    Maartje
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People are.. rats, mice, spiders, birds, you name it. I am not but I respect my bestie who is terrified of spiders and freaking out when one got into her car- I removed it but by that time I was freaked out because of her screaming

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    Maebe Maeve
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The photo is anonymous. No person could be identified by this image. It's no more an invasion of privacy than taking a picture of someone's shoes.

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    Moos
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What's wrong with this?

    OpheliaPoe
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "And I also love you from the bottom of my heart. You are the most beautiful star..." 🥺

    Epona
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dude needs to get touch-screen compatible gloves and one of those screen protectors that only the user of the phone can see the screen. As in, the person sitting/standing next to you cannot see what is on your phone.

    Joshua Seaman
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is not weird or funny - this is sweet 🤗

    VonBlade
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Translating from Arabic to English on a German language phone?

    TotallyNOTAFox
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I often use english translations on Google as well, since the german Google puts out can be a little funky sometimes

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    Red Mays
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's so sweet, I hope they are happy together

    mindblank
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    what they're looking at is their problem

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    Tarsier
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is a group looking forward to the german CARNIVAL - very unusal for Berlin. Probably tourists ;)

    Lame Llama
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This group and the leather jacket guy should hang out.

    Laura Williams
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Clowns my BIL would get back off train.

    Ian Webling
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They did say there were some colourful characters on the subway.

    mindblank
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    haha! they still wear masks! Suck on that, karens

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    Naturally, we were curious to hear what made the Berlin subway so special. “Well, if you live in Berlin, you know how crazy it can get! But on a "serious" note, I think Berlin is such a diverse city, you really can find every type of human here. For the good and for the worse. Now imagine a high concentration of different people all together in 1 vehicle. You literally see everything. From rats to people peeing to people raving to some funky outfits, the list goes on. On top of that, contrary to the New York/Parisian/London subway, you can enter the trains without a ticket. There are no "fare gates" (barriers limiting access to those who don't pay the fare), so really EVERYONE can enter.”

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    “I just want to give a big shoutout to all the people who have supported the page! Keep liking, and resharing, it always makes me smile to see people make their own captions. I haven't worked with any brands really, so if there are some nice brands out there that want to support, slide into my DM's! Because I have literally poured 8 years into this for free, and I have to make rent too!”

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    cerinamroth
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sometimes the music is better than listening to someone else's phone conversation

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    Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa)
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A melodica, when properly played, can be quite good. I'm guessing this one isn't.

    OpheliaPoe
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A friend plays this instrument, I always forget what it is called and refer to it as a "mouth piano." Anyway, she is very talented! I can only imagine how awful this thing could sound though...

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    Dash Junior
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A guy playing any musical instrument on a subway train would drive me crazy! It is a public space. Please, be quiet, and get to where you are going.

    Nizumi
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As much as I wouldn't enjoy this, it's still way better than people playing their phones out loud in public.

    Noyfb noyfb
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is why it’s good to carry industrial-grade foam earplugs in your pocket at all times.

    Paul Gerrard
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Italy and germany. Sometimes they are good.

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    nomnomborkbork
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Best way to take the edge off the U-bahn ride.

    Mario Strada
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The best commute I ever had was when I took the ferry from San Francisco to Sausalito. I'd buy a glass of wine and sit on the upper deck looking at the stars. For a while, I had a great view of Hale Bopp comet. It was magnificent.

    ScootyPuffJr
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Drinking on a train there is fine. Talking on your phone or being loud? Not fine. I like their social rules.

    CSC
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I totally agree with this.

    Notme
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If this is surprising you’ve obviously never been on the Tube.

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    Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa)
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tis a still from a TikTok? Because it looks that dumb.

    Kimbowa
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “I’ll start dinner before I get home.”

    Paige Mangan
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gotta do what you can out here. Nothing wrong with this.

    edward
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yeah. these look like some rockin' kids. i love it.

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    mindblank
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    are they cooking lunch? life hack! got no time for food, make it on the bus!

    Maartje
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I want that coat. They can keep whatever it is that they are cooking tho.

    eame
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    1 year ago

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    God I hate young people.

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    While “Berlin Subway Creatures” uses the very American term “subway,” Europeans might call this type of transportation a metro. Or, since the subjects of this list are from Berlin, it might be more proper to use the German term, U-Bahn. Since being opened in 1902, the Berlin U-Bahn runs trains to 175 stations across the city and its outskirts. 

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    So it’s little wonder that you can really find a full cross-section of the city's demographics strewn across metro seats. In 2019, the U-Bahn helped transport 596 million passengers, although that number has actually dropped since the COVID-19 lockdowns of 2020. With remote work still going strong, fewer people need to travel every day. 

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    Marno C.
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am not convinced that is a facemask. It looks more like a repurposed codpiece to me.

    R Dennis
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This. This is why, Germany. This.

    mindblank
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The future person in disquise

    KatSaidWhat
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I really hope that mask is not something being repurposed...

    Kimbowa
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He actually wants attention.

    TheAmericanAmerican
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one's actually on the S-Bahn(above-ground train) but still Berlin so it gets a pass 😉

    The Original Bruno
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They're separate? In Boston, New York, Philly, DC, they move from above to below and back up again.

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    NapQueen
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe the dog gets anxious on public transport, and this is a way to calm them down :)

    Kraneia The Dancing Dryad
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or maybe the human gets anxious and the dog is there to calm HIM down 🙂

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    Mrs Irish Mom
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I do this at my front door so my dog can have a good nose at the world going by and he actually stays still for me

    mindblank
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    is he shaving his dog? this is the wierdest thing i've seen.(after myself, ofc)

    Laura Williams
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Way to keep extra pet hair out of the house.

    PrettyJoyBird
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is he military and or homeless? Maybe they dont want help. Seem sweet and well behaved tho, its human too. 😉

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    NapQueen
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I actually think her outfit is kinda cute!

    Lame Llama
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What's wrong with this outfit? It's normal

    R Dennis
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My daughter's dream outfit... except the shorts... she would want something longer.

    Tessa Dawn
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some of the ugliest shoes I've ever seen

    DJisn0ice
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why cant I upvote this twice!!!?!? Also, this is cute, kinda looks like a fortnite skin tbh

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    Since 2020, many of the trains in the Berlin U-Bahn are BVG Class IK models. With 72-80 seats and a capacity for over 200 people standing, you can practically see a cross-section of entire neighborhoods as you travel. Currently, this model services half of Berlin’s ten metro lines, with plans to expand it to others in the future.

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    cerinamroth
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The 9 Euro Ticket was the best thing to happen in ages - I wish we could have kept it.

    NapQueen
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just go to Specsavers, mate!

    Moos
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What's wrong with this?

    Jacky Newman
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Person didn't wrote her/his Name on the ticket.

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    Lexekon
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nobody really noticed that Bob had a new prosthetic head today...

    les
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    fuckinell, the rich are just like us, mark zuckerberg also catches the subway

    Laura Williams
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seriously on a crowded train.

    Mrs Irish Mom
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nooo looks like John forgot Kevins hat again

    Brian Droste
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me and my buddy just going down to the local pub.

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    Daria
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    to have spring in their step

    Kelly Jones
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    1 year ago

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    Those are orthopedic shoes for disabilities. Ableism is not funny.

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    Heather Menard
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These are really expensive and are made for people who need them.

    J W
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They used to require that purchaser's signed a legal waiver.

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    ginshun
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ron DeSantis? Is that you?

    Michael Largey
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, he's not needed at any campaign rallies these days.

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    1 year ago

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    mindblank
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The new spring heels! to put 'pep' in your step! Best new trend!

    KatSaidWhat
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've seen these in the wild in London. I'm as bemused now as I was then too.

    PrettyJoyBird
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To get those jump rebounds at train station obviously

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    While most people-watching content focuses on fashion or mocking the people pictured (think “the people of Walmart”), “Berlin Subway Creatures” avoids these specific lines by covering all sorts of people. In general, out of boredom or genuine interest, many of us enjoy people-watching.

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    Nancy Doughty
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I've got no fare to ride a train I'm nearly drownin' in the pourin' rain Hitchin' a ride, hitchin' a ride" - Vanity Fair, 1969

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    cerinamroth
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh my! It was one time she wore that low-cut dress to the opera! One time!

    OpheliaPoe
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well someone out there appreciated you enough to paint you and someone else loved you enough to buy it so maybe you should do this more often, you have fans 🙌

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    Deborah B
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, if you are transporting your furniture by underground anyway, why not use it en route? Bath guy, this is not a suggestion.

    After all, it can be a fun little game to try and see what stories you can concoct about random strangers, just based on their appearance and movement. But, if you have lived in a dense urban area long enough, you tend to already, in broad strokes, know the sort of people you will encounter in any given area.

    But on public transport, particularly a cross-city line, the sky's the limit. While the time of day does tend to determine what you might come across, it’s worth noting that in big cities, which Berlin absolutely qualifies as there are all sorts of happenings at every hour. As a result, the tedium of sitting on the subway for a few minutes a day can, instead, become a sort of people-watching lottery. 

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    Chewie Baron
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder if he’s invited Moss around for dinner?

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    Persephone
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love this hoodie! Keeps people from sitting too close!

    Robert Millar
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, we've all cooked a cannibal now and then.

    CSC
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey! Its Army Hammer on a train.

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    Meyrin
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is a bicycle lock don't get frustrated for no reason - street cuffs by master lock if memory serves me

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    ColdSteelRonin
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd hate to run into whatever it was that got away.

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    martymcmatrix
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A Berliner, or a »Pfannkuchen«??? 🤔

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    Indeed, given the eccentricity of the outfits, one might be able to start theory-crafting not just details about the person’s life, but the event, party, or who knows what else they might be going to. Of course, there is a reasonable chance, given the realities of living in Berlin, that this is just the actual normal daywear of this particular person. 

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    AJay
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mickey has done terrible things

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    Mrs Irish Mom
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When delivery costs more than the item, you gotta get it home somehow

    KinoEel
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least they brought a trollet

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    Huck Finn
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This doesn't make sense for them both to be dogs...

    R Dennis
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why is a dog walking a dog? My only question...

    Donteatme666
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No kink shaming but WTF is it a furry thing or a BDSM thing or both to each their own I guess

    Kira Okah
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is Puppy Play, which is a type of animal roleplay fetish most common in the gay community. It has nothing to do with furry or BDSM.

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    Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa)
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG, that's a real D-ck move. I'd be P*ssed.

    PFD
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If only there were a way to make an inflatable take up less room.

    ShellsBells
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I keep expecting these to be New York subway photos randomly thrown in.

    Nizumi
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I TOLD you not to pull the tab, Darryl!"

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    PFD
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just like the DMs pic

    Heather Menard
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It oh one pair of converse in there

    VonBlade
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did you see there was a sale on at Vans?

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    Mrs Irish Mom
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Great idea, i want to wear my wedding dress on a night out and get my moneys worth from it

    OpheliaPoe
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    After I got divorced I used mine as a Halloween costume 🙌

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    Michael Walker
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    1 year ago

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    One on the left is pretty cute

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    cerinamroth
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This could have been me and my hubby in our younger days in Hamburg

    Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa)
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One of my ex GFs and I after club. Well really during club.

    Paige Mangan
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think this is a pic of me and my boyfriend

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    marko skerlavaj
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the winter is over ...welcome to spring

    zububonsai
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always wondered how a seat looks underneath but my interest did go THAT deep ...

    Rizzo
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where foolish hands act senselessly... (German proverb)

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    Mrs Irish Mom
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bet no one is going to get cheeky with this security dude checking tickets

    Richard Ross
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Another one wearing his mask wrong. 🤔

    Rizzo
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He may be strong, but he is definitely not the sharpest knife in the drawer.

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    martymcmatrix
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The mask goes over mouth AND nose...🤨

    TotallyNOTAFox
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Given how things are in Berlin that is what should be the necessary fitness to safely work there in public transport

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    Rayne OfSalt
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't see the problem here? Dude looks cute and the dress is adorable.

    Weasel Wise
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same. I don't see the issue. Dude wearing cute dress aaaand...?

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    Liz Reid
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Would.like to have seen what shoes or boots he put with the outfit.

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    OpheliaPoe
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just read about a 14 year old in New York dying doing this. So sad that this is a thing.

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    zububonsai
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yay, an organ donor on his way to hospital 👏🏻

    Blue
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mm... They'd likely all be well squished...

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    lenka
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I immediately get that catchy little tune..... Dumb ways to die......

    TotallyNOTAFox
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, Berlin is i city known for it's Darwin Award winners

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    Rayne OfSalt
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dude is rocking that dress and doing far better in heels than I can. I'm kinda jealous.

    arthbach
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think drag queens could create a side hustle of teaching women to walk in heels.

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    Rizzo
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Rubik's clutch is so nerdy.

    Amanda6
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I really like the rubik cube bag!

    Cecilia Herrera
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope EMS are on standby. (EMS= Emergency Medical Services.)

    Fuzzy bunny feet
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The dress is not very flattering for his figure. Cute pocketbook.

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    MiriPanda
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't see a reason to believe she would not pick it up instantly when someone approaches the seat.

    Jill Bussey
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would just pick it up and put it on the floor. If she doesn't want it on the floor, she can have it on her lap.

    Rizzo
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always shove the bag to the side, sit down and smile at the person. No one ever dared to say something. :)

    Mrs Irish Mom
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My handbag is so important it gets its own chair 🙈

    cerinamroth
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hate it when people do this (when the public transport is busy) - I tend to just sit on the bag and pray they haven't got one of those handbag dogs in them. Worked particularly well when I was a chonky pregnant lady.

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    Paul C.
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh no, your bag just jumped out of the window!

    Tucker Cahooter
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Strong temptation to remove that bag and sit down opposite her even if there are plenty of spare seats just to annoy her

    Petra Schaap
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    as you dont know anything about this situation, thats just super stupid. She might just take her bag as soon as she sees that people want sit.The bus might be almost empty.

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    Petra Schaap
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    we dont know any context. As long as she picks it up when someone wants to sit, there is no reason to act like an idiot like so many of you claim to be doing. Only when she doesnt want to remove the bag.

    Michael Walker
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sit next to it, watch how fast she grabs it

    Daria
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Introvert detected :D

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    InfiniteZeek
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How can people have no shame so vehemently?

    PFD
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one really is weird

    OpheliaPoe
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Never. Just never have I thought shaving was something I could do on the way there.

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    Vivian McBride
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why do people choose dogs that look like them? Or is it that the owners begin to look like their dogs?

    kat
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cruella De Vil didn't age well

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    Blue
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cartoon Head has REALLY fell on hard times... : (

    Don Golosso
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He couldn't bear normal traffic so he decided to take the subway.

    Mrs.C
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Probably why the cat above was looking shocked.

    TheAmericanAmerican
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd buy whatever he's selling! I mean just look at that trustworthy face! :)

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    zububonsai
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ha, nice (tube station "Mrs Female" Plaza) . A wordplay with the (actual) Hermanns-platz (which is a first name but spoken it sounds like "Herr Mann"= "Mr.Mister/Mr. Male" Plaza)

    Sele
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hermannplatz - there's no s in between

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    Mrs.C
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would understand if you were trying to prevent wrinkles, but that train's already left the station.

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    cerinamroth
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This could also have been me - I used to blow bubbles on the U-bahn to calm my kids down if they were kicking off. Everyone seemed to enjoy it!

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    I Like Tea
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tell me you’re a fool without telling me you’re a fool

    TheAmericanAmerican
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anti-vaxx dip§hit. They are unfortunately everywhere...

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    EvilNob
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Poor guy. What did he do...?

    cerinamroth
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Might be selling them in the pubs on a Friday/Saturday night

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    Sheri Lytle
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone's getting lucky tonight

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    Petra Schaap
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    where are all the people now that had a big mouth about the bag on the seat earlier?

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    Jules
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Poor thing looks terrified

    Rayne OfSalt
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kitty's adorable but its owner is a dumbass. Masks go over the nose, people.

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    kelly
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why did he choose to be right in the middle though?

    sho-haru here
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this is me after a drink with friends

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    Mrs.C
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This seems backwards. I 100% know I won't make it in Berlin. I'm doing pretty good in my pop. 800 town.

    TotallyNOTAFox
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The ultimate test - survive the Federal Capital Slum...

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    cerinamroth
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Usually people documenting that they have applied the advertising wraps correctly before they get graffitied

    Dominik
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    seems more like documenting how that train got separated in two

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    Leigh
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was on a light rail train. A drunk got on took off their clothes and when I hastily exited was doing a strip tease on the pole.

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    Alexandria Tyme
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lot of dogs giving side eye (criminally offensive side eye)

    Cecilia Herrera
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is that a needle/crochet hook, around the collar?

    NapQueen
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think it is just a mark on the glass?

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    Rayne OfSalt
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hack the Planet! Hack the Planet!

    sturmwesen
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am irritated, that in 5 hours nobody upvoted the most fitting quote

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    Lame Llama
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't get this post. These are things that happen in every big city.

    cerinamroth
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Quite a lot of them might not happen in Japan, for example, where people are more reserved; or in countries where public drunkenness isn't a thing, or where women aren't allowed to wear what they like.

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    PFD
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    MSCHF Big Red Boot. €350 or so, but true elegance is worth any price.

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    AJay
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Translation: "I don't need therapy, I am a true German"

    zububonsai
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Which translates into:"No girl wants to touch me with an 10inch pole/ nobody has sex with me/ all my friends are male, hateful, borderline alcoholics" (source: East German F Here. All those "true Germans" are pretty lonely. I wonder why/s)

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    Jesse
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Skinhead. Screw that guy... with a chainsaw

    Pat Curran
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bet he bought that jacket from a facebook ad.

    Rizzo
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No therapy would work with this individual. His parents failed to raise him properly a long time ago.

    zububonsai
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually, there IS an NGO called "EXIT Deutschland" in Germany which has a helpline and safe house and self help groups for neo Nazis who realized their attitude is crappy and brings them nowhere and who want to quit. They are brave social workers and former neo nazis and really unsung heroes I deeply respect. It is possible, but often it only works if you cut all your ties with your crappy friends &family and move somewhere else.

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    cerinamroth
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Terrifying. When I see people like this where I live, I back away and quietly run a mile.

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    Mrs Irish Mom
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe there is a leak in the roof and it wasnt raining when she left in flip flops, happens in Ireland all the time

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    LiuLiu
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    Premium
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    not so bad, just kind of trendy

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    doredde
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or "Klempner-Pfirsich" ("plumbers-peach")

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    Surenu
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like a homeless person was trying to grab a quick bite and was booted off the premises by station security. Happens all the time unfortunately, moving the issue from one place to another without ever changing a damn thing for the better.

    Tux Cat Momma
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There isn't a needle on the syringe.

    NapQueen
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A decision was made here.....

    AJay
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How troubling... they did not take the Nutella with them

    Blue
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It looks empty. The Nutella, I mean

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