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People Are Cracking Up At These 30 ‘Being Vaccinated Does Not Mean’ Tweets That Actually Use Pop Culture As Rules
Though the COVID-19 vaccine is currently the only effective tool for beating the pandemic, it’s not a thing that will put an end to the virus itself. It just means that you will become much more resilient to its effects and possibly reduce the spread to a significant degree.
However, though we are making our first step to freedom from lockdown, it’s not over yet, and there will still be certain restrictions when it comes to minimizing the spread of the virus.
And a new Twitter trend is arising in light of this—a trend where people are sharing all of the rules that will still apply despite you being vaccinated. And it’s called the ‘Being Vaccinated Does Not Mean…’ meme.
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But, unlike actual rules, these are absurdly specific and mostly nonsensical because they are actually random movie plots. Bored Panda has gathered some of the best tweets about what people shouldn’t do despite being vaccinated, which you can see, comment, and vote on below!
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Ryan Deschanel 4 years ago
Wait, is putting a comma at the end of an enumeration just before the "or" or "and" not a mistake ?
panda123 4 years ago
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It's not entirely certain who was the first to tweet out these ridiculous rules, but the whole trend started just last week, with some tweets being posted as early as April 6th.
Some ascribe the success of this trend to one Noah Pasarán, a writer, comedian, and historian, who posted a tweet with said ridiculous rule and went viral:
“Hey PSA: being vaccinated does NOT mean you can invite your friend over for a cask of amontillado sherry, while secretly planning to entomb him within your basement in revenge for a perceived slight.”
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MERMONKEY34 4 years ago
now that I look back on that movie later, it does seem a little weird to bring kids into an auditorium full of adults, who treat it like a club 😝
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LunaThePotat 4 years ago
It I did that everyone’s eardrums would erupt as I sing life a dyeing armadillo
Noah’s tweet caused a bit of a tidal wave in the space and fabric of the internet and people started sharing their own rules of things being vaccinated does not mean.
Soon after posting the tweet, it got over 46,000 likes with 8,000 retweets, and started a trend where others would get upwards of 250,000 likes for their own rules.
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Kelli from Fitness Blender 4 years ago
You are the best thing, that's ever been MIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINEE. (for those you don't get it "rebel of a careless man's careful daughter" is a Taylor Swift lyric from the song "Mine")
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Anxiety 4 years ago
But-but.... What if we added a whole completely new dinosaur, the most dangerous one yet? Then would it be ok?
Linda Cowley 4 years ago
I wonder what viruses could jump to humans from dinosaurs.... Only one way to find out!
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George Andrew Rose 4 years ago
Well, why don't you go tell the scarlet chaos witch that and see what she thinks.
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𝕁𝕖𝕟𝕟𝕪𝔹𝕖𝕖 4 years ago
Aight well....i gotta go to sweden with my boyfriend and his friends to attend on of his friends' rural hometown's fabled midsummer festival!
Cain Hargreaves 4 years ago
It's an outdoor festival, mostly, so that's safer than an indoor event according to the CDC. So you might be good!
Load More Replies...Among the many rules, there was a lot of specificity and ridiculousness.
Everything from travel to impersonation to meeting up with people to Middle Earth, was considered, spawning hundreds if not thousands of tweets with rules that don’t make sense. Or do they?
Well, they do because nearly all of them are plots to various movies and series, including productions like the Great Gatsby, School of Rock, Mamma Mia, and many more.
Some others were just things people really wanted to give a shout out to, like the Oxford comma. 'Cause we're all for the Oxford comma... right?
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Eliza Schuyler 4 years ago
Dam i was planning to recreate the parent trap, now I can’t, thanks a lot
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Cain Hargreaves 4 years ago
I'm going to claim I'm not vaccinated so I don't have to visit Lady Catherine de Bough...
Linda Cowley 4 years ago
But my father is a gentleman, so I could not possibly acquire the virus. Unless I am attacked by one of the sorry stricken
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Sheanna Caban 4 years ago
It's getting kind of hard to believe things are going to get better....AH HAHAHAHA! It's getting kind of hard to believe things are going to get easier now....AHHHH HAHAHAHA!
What are your thoughts on this? Do you have any oddly specific and ridiculous rules in the vein of ‘being vaccinated does not mean’? Let us know in the comment section below!
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perfect pikachu 4 years ago
welp............... there goes my plans for the forth of july.....
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Denise Ghilino 4 years ago
I am 61 y.o. and not embarrassed to say that My Chemical Romance is my favorite emo band of all time! And The Black Parade is one of the best albums ever made. Yep, I said it. :o)
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Jillian and Grandpa James Romero - Sansom 4 years ago
Upon the Whale being sighted, The comment was heard " I think we need a bigger boat"
Marlowe Fitzpatrik 4 years ago
Soon, though, the Wellerman comes to bring you sugar and tea and rum
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Martin Kaine 4 years ago
Actually, it does......if you bring a bigger boat (to socially distance)
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Jillian and Grandpa James Romero - Sansom 4 years ago
There is no such thing as "Too much ammo in a gun fight"
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Sheila Stamey 4 years ago
At least no fellowships larger than six. Send Merry and Pippin home. ( I think I'm counting correctly) lol. Oh and until further study , elves and dwarves, wizards and humans MUST WEAR MASKS. At least the nice ones. Orcs, ehh, Whatever.
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Cain Hargreaves 4 years ago
But going to the hunter's dream is still fine. You can still do that.
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Cain Hargreaves 4 years ago
.retne ton oD .yawyna egdoL kcalB eht ni gnitalosi lla er'ew ,haeY
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Vicky Z 4 years ago
Am i the only one that found the post extremely boring? I couldn't read after #10 I thought it would be funnier
Katchen 4 years ago
I think each one may be funny on it’s own, but strung altogether it was a lot of the same.
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Marcellus the Third 4 years ago
It's comedy of the "Let's throw around a lot of stuff and see if any sticks" school.
Load More Replies... cassiushumanmother 4 years ago
Oh no! They took away all the fun! i don't want to get the vaccine now. It seems to contain a boredom microchip.
Daniel Atkins 4 years ago
Doesn't mean if you are invited to your boss's beach house and when you find him dead you move him around to make him look alive. Fooling his dumb hanger on friends so you can party all weekend.
Emerald St4rf1sh Princess 4 years ago
Being vaccinated does not mean you can start a country, blow it up and then ask your father to stab you ending your life.
Colin Matthews 4 years ago (edited)
PSA... being vaccinated does not mean you and your friends can adopt fake German accents and invade Russia IN WINTER. Get with the program folks.
Vicky Z 4 years ago
Am i the only one that found the post extremely boring? I couldn't read after #10 I thought it would be funnier
Katchen 4 years ago
I think each one may be funny on it’s own, but strung altogether it was a lot of the same.
Load More Replies... Marcellus the Third 4 years ago
It's comedy of the "Let's throw around a lot of stuff and see if any sticks" school.
Load More Replies... cassiushumanmother 4 years ago
Oh no! They took away all the fun! i don't want to get the vaccine now. It seems to contain a boredom microchip.
Daniel Atkins 4 years ago
Doesn't mean if you are invited to your boss's beach house and when you find him dead you move him around to make him look alive. Fooling his dumb hanger on friends so you can party all weekend.
Emerald St4rf1sh Princess 4 years ago
Being vaccinated does not mean you can start a country, blow it up and then ask your father to stab you ending your life.
Colin Matthews 4 years ago (edited)
PSA... being vaccinated does not mean you and your friends can adopt fake German accents and invade Russia IN WINTER. Get with the program folks.
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