Got Toddlered: Parents Share Photos Of Them Before And After Having Kids, And The Difference Is Hilarious
Some things change you forever. But neither first love, nor graduation, nor anything else affects you as much as bringing up a child.
Mike Julianelle, the man behind a blog called Dad and Buried has started a funny trend, inspiring people to share pictures before and after they became parents to show how their kids 'ruined' them.
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Poor dog. Why do parents allow their children to tease innocent dogs?
Awww this is the sweetest and so true ! My poor doggo didn’t know what the heck was happening when my babies came home lol
By posting the photo, she is completely owning it. I see no shame here.
Load More Replies...You are an amazing f*cking unicorn literally giving life like a boss with a never-say-die attitude! You rock!
As a Dad, I bow down to the amazing Moms out there. This Mom rocks and she's still super cute
Never knew they made bras like that!! You learn something new every day!!
Such a cute family photo but why so much hate? People need to chill instead of judging strangers. These are supposed to be funny photos of parenthood, not to judge the parent(s).
It's getting really yucky on some threads mate cos of a******s. I'm 52 kg and 169cm tall and got called a crack head. I actually suffer malabsorption from losing my gall bladder and hospital said I can't eat saturated fats as they are now toxic to my body. I used to weigh 65! It hurts so much to be body shamed. This lady is beautiful like all in her own way. Thank you for sticking up for her!
Load More Replies..."rj44" claims the 2nd photo is staged.........So what?! It's a great family photo and I love it!!!
Lena, I agree! Stop the hate! All of our parents did things that today, would be big no no’s! These parents are doing the best they can, and sometimes, it hilarious! I give them huge props! ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
There is a direct correlation that a sexy little black dress can result in having a child's tush on your face several years later.
Evidently, you have found this after conducting an experiment where hypothesis x is proven and n=722 - lol
Load More Replies...Hahaha this made my day :DD both pictures look like it was a good party :D
that is very relatible, i have a little sister, i am her jungle gym
"Well hey there, care for a hot tub with me?" Romance happens......9 months later, Romance is forgotten. :P
Mine is 12 and still does it but she farts on me now... Lol
Load More Replies...Or exhausted...do you have 2 little kids? My 4 year old runs me ragged!
Load More Replies...That's a lot of child sitting on a human back - makes me wince for her.
Poor lady. At least do them separately. Both at the same time has got to be painful on her knees. Lol
I love this one. You don't have to quit being crazy just because you have kids. You just raise your kids to be crazy and have fun as well!
What!!! Mom is still rockin so hard lol what a freakin adorable set of photos !
that's awesome! ideal parents. they didn't give up on things they like and blame their children, just invited them along.
Har har har. So relatable. So annoying in the very situation. So great ad a photo and/or memory.
This is one of those situations where you could really say “it’s all good”. And I do not say that lightly!
yeah, but clearly Dad's food is WAY better! lol
Load More Replies...“yes sir, we think it is poisoned, you should not eat it. we will take care of it for you, you can thank us later.” (Cute triplets btw ☺️)
The kids have their own plates at their own table, but want what dad's eating! LOL!
As soon as you take out something you want to eat, ALONE,kids have this amazing sonar that lets them know, head to where you are and ask to share whatever it is!
Gotta luv that strangle hold the boy has on her! Come on give the Mom the rest of the bottle of wine.
Load More Replies...This mom has got what it takes! Everybody right where they should be doing just what They should be doing.
And it looks jealous. I bet I pees in her shoes 😊
Load More Replies...nah he's upset about not being able to get the coffe.
Load More Replies...Now ya got kids for that sexies man alive t shirt. Must be true, it says so on the T-shirt
He actually looks younger in the 'after' photo! Did he suck the life out of those two ladies and turn them into girls?
Load More Replies...Proud daddy with his charming chicks. Super cute :) it suits you perfectly :)
When people say metal is satanic and all metalheads are terrible people...show them this
Nobody says that. I allways cringe when edgy metalheads imply that, though.
Load More Replies...When you are an auntie, and babysitting, don’t fall asleep while they are up, you will end up looking totally different when they get done with you!!
Ok so the first thing i thought of when I saw the first picture is the Lego Batman song: "DARKNESS, NO PARENTS!"
Notice before kids no phone case was needed. Then there's the now lol
Arrested for being a ‘sexy cop’ ( no homo. Nothing wrong with homosexuality)
Ten bucks says toddler and mommy are taking up the whole queen bed LOL!
I just want to know , why they poke you in the eye, to wake you up? Never understood it, but got poked by several kids and nieces and nephews!
That is actually what I thought it was at first lmfao
Load More Replies...Those who spout develop extraordinarily well, they say ovet here. Changing your and your baby's outfit five times a day (and that only because they are soaked, having the smell of rotting edame around all day) takes it's toll, though. Great to see other also drenched. :)
Side anecdote: "awwww, so cute, can I hold him?" - "are you sure?" - "absolutely" - "here you..." *blerk,**spout* *smile* "..." go"
Load More Replies...So...hair pulling after the first pic led to hair pulling in the second? ;b
She is beautiful and very nicely dressed lady. She is not a nun. Have u a problem with beautiful women cause u can't get one??? Or do u hate women in general??? Are u jealous maybe?
Load More Replies...Taking the kids out on the water is one exhausting adventure, I know- trust me!
Times like these are what children remember about Dad when they get older and how much fun he was!
Gorgeous family. And I'm kinda feeling that little one on the left. She's a tad sneaky.
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Load More Replies...He still looks like he isn't sure how he got into this situation. It's called your penis, mate.
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Load More Replies...Trust me they never out of tickets lol I know from experience
Load More Replies...She got so busy she didn't even have time to keep her short haircut.
Oh yeah...been there. First you wait so long to dress your baby in some cute Halloween/Christmas/Easter stuff and at the end you get a few photos of your toddler, screaming its lungs out.
He looks like he's having a good time on both pictures. :)
Isn’t it great how some guys will just put all that macho aside and let their girls doll them up?
Built in Valentine’s Day present. “Honey I got you flowers!”
Load More Replies...Hope this doesn't mean divorced single mom. Much cuter fashion statement though.
That was my first thought! Can't be THAT bad... I hope!
Load More Replies...I love all the moms showing off their post baby bodies. So beautiful and womanly. Women are gorgeous at all stages of life.
Stunning!! Love all of the breastfeeding momma's creating normalcy for nursing. Love <3
i like how he's still happy. unlike other parents that posted their before and after pictures.
How can you not be happy when your kids is THAT adorable! :)
Load More Replies...I think they are all happy, just having a little fun,showing great sense of humour!!!
Case in point. (He looked much better before and about 50lbs lighter)
Luckily, no-one's ever told me that lie. They have told me it's all worth it though.
Yup! 'Cause why should I be the only miserable one?
Load More Replies...All your friends are doing it! You don't want to be the only one without kids, do you?* *Actually, it's totally ok to not have kids.
If she feels the need to post words like that for her children to see years later and make them feel bad, maybe she should use a damn condom :/
Anyone noticing a trend between booze before pix and then here's a baby!
I did too. Commented on it and got some negative feedback. (??)
Load More Replies...Mistake with the first pic - supposed to open the box and kiss the contents.
she looks better in the right picture. she's glowing even though her nose is about to get pulled off. lol!
She looks good in both pictures, don't get ahead of yourself
Since when is pissing in a flower pot in your living room normal? 🤔🤔🤔
Load More Replies...The exploding up the back saturated nappy poo! I remember it well, my son was a champion of them!
Oh God....when it would go so far up the back it was coming out the neck of the onesie...
Load More Replies...Baby's face looks like he's not done yet!!!! Oh the humanity!!!! I do NOT miss those episodes!
But the little guy looks pretty happy about this whole situation. :)
hahaha that's nothing! Should see the poonami's my daughter wrought forth
Hamlets and LRo: did you catch the comic about the man and his cat? :)
Load More Replies...She is probably thinking “okay don’t move, except enough to take this picture “
Yeah - must admit that would be my worry with very small children on my head. Think I'll stick with my policy of keeping my head a seat-free zone thanks.
Load More Replies...He jumped, and this is where he landed. It's a really great place to end up :)
Those carriers are so handy. Wish they had been around when my kids were babies.
me, too--my left hip is shaped differently than the right from holding my babies on it!
Load More Replies...the baby on the left look like he's about to use her knee as a chew toy.
The look in his eyes is determined and devious, too.
Load More Replies...I wonder why my feeling tells me that the left hand side depicts short-lived fun whereas the right hand side depicts what is truly desirable...
You do realize that it's okay to NOT want children, right?
Load More Replies...what a very adorable baby. Looks like Dad is near taking the picture, baby will be just fine :)
The person taking the picture surely had things under control
Load More Replies...Seriously. Kids will just up and lick you. SO weird! But much better if they're your own.
Ha...I know dogs did that...didn't realize that kids did this too!
Load More Replies...My nephew went through a licking stage... guess it's better than biting. They do grow out of it but yuk.
Left: Sitting on a bottom bear. Right: Being sat on by a bare bottom.
bare booty and all!! very smelly situation you've gotten yourself into there sir.
I'm not one to cyberbully but you, my friend, are and idiot.
Load More Replies...Think Mama's got to the 'I give up' stage of proceedings. Her face is very expressive!
Load More Replies...Oh ya gotta love this move, just drop to the ground and become a log....
Do it when you're 2, and everyone thinks it's cute. Do it when you're 42, and your kids tell you to stop acting weird.
Load More Replies...This is great. The "what have I done, vacant stare" on the before to the all proud "look what I have done" after shot. Love it.
Well their first sight of the world at birth is the mama's a*s (unless c-section or breech) - so revenge?
Load More Replies...Seriously? Letting your child sit on your head doesnt make you a crappy parent. Calling someone a crappy parent because a child is on their head makes you a crappy person.
Load More Replies...I haven't tasted Dom Perignon in about 45 years. It tastes amazing, so if anyone ever offers you a taste, GO FOR IT! But it ain't cheap.
Smart mama. Long hair and babies do not end well. Their tiny fists are like vice grips.
Uhm I don't know what kinmd of "look" he was going for in the first, safe to say he's massively improved in the second photo
They just have to climb all over our faces, don't they? Never did figure out why.................,:-/
If your face is on the floor, You're kind of asking for it.
Load More Replies...She's trying to figure what the heck he's upset about at this particular moment!
Take him OUT of there! Why are you letting him stand on the seat and yell? If you allow inappropriate behavior, you're a crappy parent.
Agreed 100%. Kids should not be standing on the seat and yelling at a restaurant (which it seems to be) - and mommy doing nothing about it. Well, maybe they wanted a perfect picture for "gottoddlered".
Load More Replies...She looks nice BOTH ways. Why can't people just allow women to look however the hell they want? Why has it ALWAYS got to be something????? If she wants to wear makeup so the hell what? If she doesn't want to wear makeup so what? Why does everyone feel like it's their right to decide that a woman's looks are up for their decision making fodder? She can be both things can't she? I mean why even say anything at all? If you don't like makeup fine, don't wear it but don't go about deciding that other women should or shouldn't wear it. She's a beautiful woman who likes to be a human like other humans throughout the centuries and adorn herself the way we all do. It's about supporting one another people. Not tearing each other down....even in the most subtle of ways. Just say she looks great. End of story.
Load More Replies...YAY for all the breast feeders!!! Raising a healthy generation these moms are.
lack of sleep that comes with babies, maybe? one day it will be a distant memory...
Load More Replies...May b she is just tired, overwhelmed and full f hormones at same time. Pregnancy can make any tough person cry
Load More Replies...Looks like Mama has shrunk a little too. Was that done by breastfeeding, I wonder?
"I don't care about the stupid eclipse, finally a chance to take a nap."
Honestly, I don't know what it is with babies but they spend like 75% of their time sitting on your head in just a nappy, trying to gouge out your eyes or pulling your hair. Most of the rest is spent doing ginormous poos that render the nappy useless or finding the exact dangerous items you thought you'd hidden so well.
Load More Replies...looks as though there is a common theme for the second pictures.... exhaustion!! Kids wear the heck out of you!
Poor Mama! They really don't get the concept of 'personal space', do they?
Not at all and they don't really grasp it until they hit that tween stage :(
Load More Replies...last thing he would expect from his career is to be suffocated by a baby. lol.
I've always thought one kid is easy to incorporate.. two.. that's a different story.. Three.. takes a super parent team to keep up with these adventures (while they are young)
Load More Replies...Or that excessive drinking leads to having kids! 😉
Load More Replies...Birth control is your friend and it isn't illegal yet.
Load More Replies..."Mommy doesn't want to taste your fingers" ( no telling where they've been)
you throw that bit of chocolate up right now mama! I saw you sneak it!
i had no idea those things could be attached & just 'hung' there! think of all the things i could've gotten done if they had them like that when mine were little
Manual pumps? That sounds terrible!! :( Luckily pumps these days do all the work for you! Just switch them on and sit back :)
Load More Replies...That one, the electric Medela is actually OK. It's the handheld ones that do you in. I ended up spending £150 on the Medela because my hand kept seizing up.
Load More Replies...i know that must be tough being away from your kiddos especially when they are toddlers.
Thanks for your service mommy. Great job juggling service and little ones. Keep up the amazing work!
you need to stop being such a goddamn whiner on all of these pictures holy s**t
Load More Replies...Remember my dad doing that to me - I can't say I'm any recommendation for it!
Load More Replies...Little baby raises hand to brow thinking 'what have I let myself in for?!'
That is a LOT of Fat Tuesdays going on there... she'll be waiting at least 17 years before she can do that again. LOL!
And who does the laundry, cooks and cleans, goes to work...?
Load More Replies...I've been told it's better to not post your kids faces on public places as they can be misused, so smart momma :)
Load More Replies...are you sure this girl and the other girl in the frame above are not relate?
Nah. This one's got a prettier smile.
Load More Replies...It's like a jet pack but instead there's a hose that runs to the water and pumps it though the pack to propel you like a jet pack would. I've never tried one but I've seen them at a lake. Their pretty neat...just way to expensive
Load More Replies...i'm guessing the first one is being passed out after a wild night of partying...not so much on the second one!
Load More Replies......it looks like she fell asleep next to a wrapped up dirty diaper...I can literally fall asleep anywhere now I am a Mum!
They seem to be octopusses, prinnted on the sheet. Quite strange...
Load More Replies...You'll notice she's reclining on a white sofa, not a hospital bed.
Load More Replies...I'm so glad that you're here to explain these photos to me. Otherwise I'd feel really incredibly s-stu-stu-stupid.
Load More Replies...The dog looks like my little Buster. He died in 2015. He was 14. Still miss him a lot.
Load More Replies...Regrets having kids. Woman looks miserable. They tell you , you will get endlessly tired but no one tells you that you might be miserable.
At no point in my life did I ever want children. Thank you for affirming that decision. But I Congratulate one and all on being wonderful parents.
The interesting thing about this series is that it will strongly confirm those that got children and those who do not want to have children in their decisions.
if you decide to have kids and think your life will stay exactly the same, you're in for a big shock, it changes, mostly for the better, there are some tough days, but the good outweigh them by a country mile! I'm not trying to convince you, just saying. You need to change your opinion of how your life will be, if you don't want to, kids probably aren't for you. but if you want yourself a rollercoaster life or laughs, love, vomit, nappies, jokes, family and all that, then kids are the best. (disclaimer: kids aren't the only route to the above description of happiness, but it works for me)
Honestly, even if you don't have children, do you really think you'll be half naked kissing a bottle of liquor in a club for the rest of your life? Because that's pretty pathetic as well, to be honest. Being that old person still trying to party hard with the kids at 50 is rather grotesque.
Load More Replies...Yeah, pretty much everyone looks happier before, lol Just confirms my life choice :-)
We had four kids in four years (no twins), I have no idea how we managed physically, mentally or financially. Lots of ups and downs, lots of twists and turns, but in the end when I think of how my kids have grown up and who they have become I am completely unable to imagine my life any other way. Now when my wife and I think back we laugh at the hard times and the c**p they pulled on us or put us through. If I could go back in time I would try to be a better Dad and husband, short of that I wouldn't change anything.
At no point in my life did I ever want children. Thank you for affirming that decision. But I Congratulate one and all on being wonderful parents.
The interesting thing about this series is that it will strongly confirm those that got children and those who do not want to have children in their decisions.
if you decide to have kids and think your life will stay exactly the same, you're in for a big shock, it changes, mostly for the better, there are some tough days, but the good outweigh them by a country mile! I'm not trying to convince you, just saying. You need to change your opinion of how your life will be, if you don't want to, kids probably aren't for you. but if you want yourself a rollercoaster life or laughs, love, vomit, nappies, jokes, family and all that, then kids are the best. (disclaimer: kids aren't the only route to the above description of happiness, but it works for me)
Honestly, even if you don't have children, do you really think you'll be half naked kissing a bottle of liquor in a club for the rest of your life? Because that's pretty pathetic as well, to be honest. Being that old person still trying to party hard with the kids at 50 is rather grotesque.
Load More Replies...Yeah, pretty much everyone looks happier before, lol Just confirms my life choice :-)
We had four kids in four years (no twins), I have no idea how we managed physically, mentally or financially. Lots of ups and downs, lots of twists and turns, but in the end when I think of how my kids have grown up and who they have become I am completely unable to imagine my life any other way. Now when my wife and I think back we laugh at the hard times and the c**p they pulled on us or put us through. If I could go back in time I would try to be a better Dad and husband, short of that I wouldn't change anything.
